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I'd never heard the word "overmorrow" before today and I never want to hear it again.
overmorrow
*overmorrow*
All words came into usage because enough people started saying them.
Lit vid, fam, I finna wanna see what you'll upload overmorrow or later.
ａ ｗｈａｔ
Overmorrow TV
Defenestration
the action of throwing someone out a window
Synonyms:
*YEET*
Nook best comment ever
Nook +++
So like what Kuzko had done to that old man
*don't throw off his groove*
past tense:
y o t e
Future tense:
Y a t e
*My parents:* shes going to become a beautiful grown lady
*Me an unvaccinated child:* A what?
Ooooohhh
That's hot. That's real hot
Dammit I was gonna say that
Your profile pic brings back sad memories
You have a mid life crisis at age 2
Chinese Chef: See this bowl-like thing? We use it to cook rice and such.
Me: _A wok?_
hi there not funny didn’t laugh, gotta love the racism
@@littleboyman946 Dude...its a pun. Pins aren't racist dumbass.
Oh I just realized you were replying to @hi there. Nevermind.
IWannaBeYahtzee yeah you had a funny joke
@@littleboyman946 I agree that it isn't funny, and the joke itself is racist, but that doesn't mean that hi there is racist
My parents: the character Waluigi from the popular Nintendo series “Mario Brothers” makes what sound?
Me: a WAH
no it's WEH get your facts straight
Waluigi was never in a stand alone Mario Bros game. Only party and kart games
things are heating up at the waluigi fandom
Nintendo has a waluigi conference room.
Brooke D waluigi gay its all about wario
My Mom: Let's start a normal, small, and controlled bonfire :)
Me, a pyromaniac: a what
I’d say use the phlog, but the stock would make a nice inferno too
David
found the Willow main
Irl I am a pyromaniac..
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahh...
Hey, that's my line. 🔥
There are approximately 1.5 million ants in a pound of ants.
This means that this man sent out five hundred twenty five million ants to rob a bank.
Jesus
Wrong, 350lbs = 158.757kg
Typical worker ants weigh between 1-5mg
Therefore at least 31,751,400 ants and most 158,757,000 ants
Doubt
r/madlads
but what species of ants did he use ? if it was army ants then he just murdered a bank full of people
Afrikaans: ghost breath ✔️ VALID
👻
Wait really? If that is true, wait let me just look this up. OMG it's true, definitely valid
❌ *NOT VALID*
@@atheniansoldier811 ITS VALID
@@morsch2028 *NO, IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A BAD THRILLER*
Greek: Grandma's hair ❌ NOT VALID
I'm Greek btw
it's called WHAT
@@MinecraftLover58 A WAT.
In Bengali it's the same... Makes me wonder..
The Greeks call it WHAT
@@r.k.royc.2823 no? In bangla we call it "haoay mithai" which I suppose could be translated to "windy sweet" or something like that. it isn't grandma's hair though
**a what**
A WIZARD, HARRY
AH DID THA WHEN AH WAS YOUNGER, IT WAS A BAD MOVE, YOU ARE A WIZARD
A Watt
A what
*medium dick:* I can see dead pussy
"a watt"
IM CRYING HELP IT WAS AMAZING
Idontknow WhoIam I DONT KNOW HOW YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU STOP CRYING! ALSO, WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
I love the si unit of joules per second.
TheMixedupstuff a watt?
LOOOOOOOOUUUUUUD NOISES!!!!!
*_A what_*
No British person says FAIRY FLOSS??????
We say Candy Floss. Or Cotton Candy
I'm sorry, but Candy Floss is still not valid ❌
Australians call it Fairy Floss
@@ascendedcat260 it's better than Fairy Floss
@@cargo1522 intelligence
Lexi Barrow good
*a wot*
An idkhbtfm fan?
a **wot**
whenever
Fellow idkhow fan
Avoir
Me, a member of the 95% of people who think the tumblr list of a billion and a half genders and sexualities is utterly retarded, hearing people use that lingo: _a what?_ -_-
*w o t*
*Black mirror:* We live in a society
*Me, while living in a society:* wild
TheKewlPerson a what
@@kadenjay8111 lmao
@@vod7280 g a
Mirrors rise up
*A Watt* needs more credit
A watt
A what?
-A WATT-
A waht?
@@YoursTruIy_ a WAAAAAAAAH?
Word for "the day after tomorrow?" How about "threemorrow"
I shall now attempt to convince people that this is true, along with always pronouncing the years formatted like 2006 as "twenty-oh-six"
_i cannot be stopped_
The replies to that post were full of English linguistics giving examples for the day affter tomorrow.
I think that was on the list too
Matthew Ford I would like to nominate “Grandmorrow”
I believe the word is actually overmorrow
In Dutch, there's a word for that: 'overmorgen' (over/after/??? tomorrow)
Holy shit that Kronk impression was on point
omFg iKR
Wharburton isn't a difficult voice for everyone to do.
You: yeet
Me, an intellectual: defenestration
Twenty One Phanics at YGs basement chogiwhatthefuck
underrated comment
A what
@@spritewhisper he copied it though
@@raneshkrishnan2246 its NoT CoPIed If you ReArrange it 😏
a watt
*A WHAT* it’s been in my head all week just an endless chanting of *A WHAT?*
A WOT?
Yes same
owo
I was listening to this at work and couldn't stop laughing, eyes tearing up, and coworkers are concerned
A what?
7:00
Me: thats normal to wear shorts on a 30 degree day
Also me: oh shit that’s not Celsius
Yeah that's -1 C my friend
Normal where I'm from, because we're savages and like the cold.
oh... oh I didn't realize that. I was so confused
Yeah I just thought the guy who made it lives in a really hot place where it's like 90 degrees.
The day after tomorrow should be called Twomorrow
You got it! I just told that to an earlier commenter! Cool!
makes sense in text but in speech it becomes just another confusing homonym
@@maenova4638 Here's you a freaking fine homonym: The hoar lay upon the grass waiting to be pounded by the heat from this world's only begotten son!!! ...Figure it out and when you do it's still gonna be real twisted!!!
There’s already a word evermorrow
There actually is a word for that, it's either aftermorrow or overmorrow, I think.
realizes aound half (if not more) of the comments are "a what" jokes...
*A WHAT*
GET ME MORE
I’m not sure why they’re in an English accent though...
Don't worry sweetie you'll understand when you become an adult
Me a grandma : A WHAT
Knock, knock... I like to change the beat.
a what
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL PARALLAX WOULD BE A BITCHIN NAME
It is already. Green lantern sort of went insane and killed all the other lanterns then accidentally destroyed the multiverse
it just reminds me of paarthurnax
Moon2
I mean the moon is technically named Luna which is still pretty cool
@@jordananderson2728 Yes it is.
Dutch: Sugar Spider ❓ *WHAT EVEN*
Is that valid: ❓ *furiously whispers back stage*
Greece: grandmas hair ❌ NOT VALID
Tja, 't is gesponnen suiker...
im late but i think the correct translation is weaved sugar !
@@meaninglesscommenter8457 sorta... You know the thing Cinderella put her stupid finger on right? In Dutch, the spinning wheel is called 'spinnewiel' a wheel to spin and the pointy bit on the top of the 'spinnewiel' resembles the shape of cotton candy on a stick, so that's what I think the name comes from.
(also besides _to spin,_ 'spinnen' also means _to pur_ and _spiders_ )
The perfect sequel doesn’t exi-
watt
st
Just an innocent Pomegranate Godfather 2
Just an innocent Pomegranate a what?
Helen Scott fuck off bot
I don’t want to hear “overmorrow” used as a word again, but I’d like to hear the word “bamboozled” to be used more often
honey, do you know what memes are
"overmorrow" is basically the Norwegian term for the day after tomorrow translated directly. It's pretty useful.
Same in Finland
I say babmoozled is that close enough
Everything beyond the point is whispered seductively into your ears:
Bonjour
Toast
Kuzco
A Wat
Overmorrow
i dont wanna be that person, but defenestration is a term because back in romes savage days they used to really like yeeting people off balconys as a punishment
happened more than you'd think
I sentence you to tipping over the balcony
How does that fit into enflish tho, it being a mainly germanic and not latin language like french ?
+gwanael34 60 percent of all words in english come from latin root, and a surprising amount of german words do too
no the term was coined in 168 when some people threw some catholics out the window of the Prague castle
This bitch guilty.
YEET
only sorrow tv could make pukicho sound like the engineer with a gritty voice
The "a what" song at the end reminded me of Bo Burnham's "we think we know you" which happened at the end of his love show "what". Whilst typing this i was trying to remember the name of the show and then I realised it was "what" and I hope Sorrow did that on purpose because that'd be really clever.
Bo, oh my god.
Mr. Burnham.
WE THINK WE KNOW YOU
YOu"VE CHANGED BRO
YOU SUCK
Omg it reminded me of 'we think we know you' too but I didn't think that was planned. This actually seems really plausible.
J335H XD
k but the "a watt" was genius
*a wot*
woosh
*OMFG I JUST REALIZED THE "A WOT" BIT WAS FROM HARRY POTTER HOLY FUCKUWIDGIQWIY*
(Edit)
i didn't watch until the end so i didn't see the harry potter bit, imma go die in a cellar now
In a wot?
in a watt
Me: i got a B+ on my test.
My asian parents: a what
Vegan Hømø I relate
a what
A what is a what which is (to avoid confusion) a what
I even got an A+ on my blood test.
I relate so much. I got threatened that I would get a Nokia brick if I didn’t pass the 11+
Portugal: sweet cotton ✔️ valid
Sim
@@SomeKidNamedAfan a what
@@emptyice, sim
@@echoingroses9242 a what
Finally, something Brazil and Portugal can agree on.
This is like comment awards but with actual effort put in.
Álvaro Lopes there is affort there to steal memes
Álvaro Lopes True lol
Wayyy to ture
Rip comment awards 1 like= 1 sad
Graham the Christian has become a walking meme. Plz dnt disrezpict
We do call it daddy's beard... I didn't realize how weird it was until now. ._.
Hi french friend.
In Dutch it's a sugar spider
DKZomb0 ✔good
ah hwhat?
Beca Coello in Greece it's granny's hair
D E E P T H R O A T E D B Y A F O U R I N C H I C E R O D
a what
-a what-
U wot m8
☭
A W H A T
The kirby writers are great.
"If you touch Gordo, he'll definitely do damage. But I don't think he means to hurt anyone. I asked him once, and he just stared at me with those big eyes of his. Maybe he doesn't even know the answer..."
*A W A T ?*
1:26
Me: has a word for "the day after tomorrow"
**Laughs in European**
Apparently English does have a word for the day after tomorrow but no-one uses it: *overmorrow* . I'm not a native speaker myself but I can't imagine me saying that word and not feeling like a huge dork.
....Which part of Europe.
@@boulevardo5067 like, Finland
@@johhada9304 well, how you say, Torille?
A what?
*My mom:* So having a lesbian daughter...
*Me, a known bisexual:* A w h a t
LESBO FIGHTS
My friend: he is pansexual
Me, a known tri-sexual: a what?
@@yousefghuniem5575 Tf is a 'tri-sexual'? Never heard of that one before..
Yes 👏
*A W H A T*
My parents: Our daughter is going to have a beautiful house!
Me, living in a box behind 7-Eleven: A what?
HOW MANY ANTS IN A POUND OF ANTS?!
simple. the average weight for an ant is between 1-5 mg, so let's be modest and say 3 mg
1 pound is equal to 453592 mg
so let's divide that by 3 and...
151197 (.3333) ants in a pound of ants.
Thank you, you halarious smart man
THAT IS 437 TOO MANY ANTS
I googled it and it said 1.5 mil :p
But we're not done! The man had 350 pounds of ants meaning he had... let's see here...
ABOUT 525 MILLION ANTS
HOLY SHIT
@@Sam-eg3mm Holy shit that man was a maniac. Can you imagine the amount of planning alone that had to go into that just to obtain that many ants!!!! Even if it was a personal collection. Then he has to get them there.
But we in the UK don't call cotton candy 'fairy floss' , literally never heard anyone call it that in my life 😂
you just did
Fairy floss sounds cooler
We call it sugar foam.
It's an Australian name for candy floss. :(
That's what we call it in Australia, because it's adorable.
Unlike the rest of the horrors in Australia...
“English doesn’t have a word for the day after tomorrow”
Me *Laughing in spanish*
@PiK P A S A D O M A Ñ A N A
me:*laughs in german*
Overmorrow
me:*laughs in russian*
Spanish laughing = jajajajaja
My teacher: What is Aviation Warfare Apprentice Training?
Me: *AWAT*
"then BEG"
Gets me everytime lol
Then beg.
Reminds me of a video playing the board game Coup
“I’ll do anything”
“Then perish”
May 18 2018
Wearing: black hoodie, blue jeans, black shoes
Today you talked a lot about what and many Tumblr posts most of the time I can't deal with Tumblr but I try to get into it for you my sweet.
meeperino OH GOD NO.
Uh oh we're getting self aware.
Took me a second to realise what this was then i nearly coughed up an organ i just cant its too much lol
Day saved :,)
I'm so confused, can someone explain?
I'm hungry for *dAdDyS bEaRd*
Madelyne EWWWWWWWWWW
It sounds less weird in actual french Barbe à papa
Said the twink in the badly written porno.
sarou oui je sais je suis française ^^
*a what*
My parents: we raised such a happy child!
Me, a depresso espresso with self esteem issues: a wot
I relate a whole lot to this
My parents: should we get a spider?
Me, a Arachnophobic person: A what
I hope you're okay dude, we're all loved yknow
Fairy floss? A what? Us Brits dont call it fairy floss! It’s candy floss 😂
I've only ever heard people call it fairy floss.
Good.
We Americans have... dental floss.
I already saw the original. And every British is saying the same. Apparently, it was the Australians who say it like that
I was like “a what” when that came up.. some brits call it cotton candy though, and candy floss.
i just thought about it... the word for cotton candy in hebrew is: "Grandma's hair" which is equaly as bad as "daddy's beard"
Online a what?
same in greek
*NOT VALID*
Huh.
The more you know.
It's sugar spider in Dutch
to everyone who disliked this vid
go defenestrate yourself
How can you throw YOURSELF out a window? I mean, you can jump out a window, but throwing YOURSELF out one?...How would you-you know what, don't answer that question.
Clone yourself, then convince it to turn on you. 100% foolproof (I’m not sorry)
@@Beep-town ackshually, it's autodefenstration
A what
I didn't dislike but i will anyway
8:01 tbh Kirby is actually really depressing when you read the character bios, particularly the final bosses.
@@judydodd3673 yeah but that weird pink baby is also an unfathomable cosmic terror
In star allies, the Three Mage Sisters are apparently abused by their adopted father.
Dark Matter, iirc, feels lonely and seeks only to make everyone feel lonely.
@@liamanderson7082 kirby is so fucked up good thing the show isn- oh.
Oh tumblr. You wild
SuperGaming Dude top kek
Bone Daddy a what
SuperGaming Dude NIGGA, WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?!
SuperGaming Dude do you watch anime, because I swear I’ve seen you on an anime video
why do you have a top comment everywhere
We in Britain most certainly do NOT call cotton candy, fairy floss. I'm outraged, and angry. CANDY FLOSS, CANDY FLOSS!! How very dare you.
a what?
Which is just as bad because it makes you think about purposefully making your teeth rot by shoving solid sugar between them and flossing with it. That's the _real_ reason it's invalid.
And Australians call it fairyfloss
GoldenSlumber fairy floss is Australia
someone said it
Let’s go drink tea and biscuits my friend
I googled how many ants in a pound of ants there is 1.5 million ants im scared
It's about 30-150 million ants in 350lb, depending on species
ENCHANTMEN he’s right, I did the math and it’s about 31,751,503.7 ants on the low end and 158,757,518 ant on the high end
tommy aquino r/theydidthemath
The Golden God indeed I did, it was just simple multiplying and dividing on a calculator
five hundred twenty-five million ants
1:33 "If you put my name and your name together, you get maYONAise also, please don't swallow glass."
7:00 Since I grew up with Celsius, the "wears shorts when it's 30 degrees" part was confusing
Only Americans would get that post, don't worry. The rest of the world isn't extremely retarded.
Sorry that a country si different than other ones.
@@diamond19knight80 well when 99% of the world uses one system of measurement and like 3 countries including the USA uses another its kinda difficult to understand why you need to create so much extra hassle when in a growing globalizing economy. And metric is super easy to learn because everything is divided into 10s.
@@Destin5258 I mean you say it's easy to learn, but that doesn't mean it's easy to adopt. America would have to replace all of our appliances, thermostats, text books, measuring equipment, etc. if we were to just suddenly make the jump to metric. It makes more sense to just have the majority of the country not use metric, and only have people who's skills rely on the system learn it.
Noelle Klassen Yeah, me too
The mayonnaise one always gets me. That's the kind of tumblr I like to remember.
So i searched up "HOW MANY ANTS IN A POUND OF ANTS" and i found that people actually calculated this, it said that there is no certain amount but there is a range, and the range was about 1.5 million ants ... i was not expecting this at all.
Duaa Siddiqui he was right. Too many ants.
That's too many p-ants..
Actually the range goes from 100k to 500k ants per pound
so... 525 MILLION ANTS if it's 1.5 mil per pound, and 35000k to 175000k if we go by the 100k to 500k per pound-
don't ask why i did the calculations i just felt like it
“too soon”
“it has been 7 and a half centuries”
top 10 moments taken before disaster
No one in England calls candy floss, fairy floss
yeah thats Australia. in Australia it's called fairy floss.
A what
Candy floss sounds very weird to me as an Aussie
Thank you! Its candy floss ya muppets.
@@thisperson345 any thing that ends with floss sounds weird to me it makes it sound good for your teeth.... IT'S SUGAR
Daddy's Beard sounds... much less weird in french tbh
but... still weird
Wasn't there a French cartoon called les barbe-a-papa or something. I loved it at that time
Barbe à papa
A what
@@isafred3430 you stole my idea
At least you anglos won't steal that one from us
Apparently English does have a word for the day after tomorrow: overmorrow, and it's opposite: ereyesterday.
the entire comment section:
lets make “a what” jokes
me: a wot
I live in the most British place ever and I’ve never heard fairy floss before these guys are cheating us lads
Which place in Great Britain is the most british?
Ladidah obviously the one with the most chavs duh
Sealio Bounce EXACTLY
True. It’s called candy floss in England
Also here in England, wearing shorts in 30 degree weather is perfectly acceptable. In weirdo units, that would be 86 degrees.
I’m pretty sure I commented this before, but I went to tumblr once looking for hotline Miami art, then left because people were shipping jacket and biker.
Pajamapants Jack yeet yeet
Pajamapants Jack you left because of that? Theres worse on other websites i promise
Bone Daddy yeet
Nah, there're much worse than that. Do you want me give you a list for it?
There's ped-
Godamnit Jack here you are again :D
3:20 OH MY GOD I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE PART THAT SAID IT WAS A DREAM
ni ko..SAME *PFT-*
I actually looked it up, 1.5 million ants per pound.
did you respond to the wrong comment?
if so, what comment because whatever you meant to respond to sounds interesting
have ya played the solstice run?
I just wanted to point out that it couldn't be real because you cant read in dreams
Algeria: father's beard ❌
Invalid
So...
Ants typically weigh 1-5 milligrams, so let’s say that the ants weigh 3mg. One pound equates to 453592 milligr͟am͟s. 453,592/3 = 151,197.3 repeating (let’s just simplify that to 151,197). So, there are approximately that 151,197 of those ants in a pound. 151,197 x 350 is equal to 52,918,950.
So, if that math is accurate, there are nearly 53,000,000 ants in 350 pounds.
Let’s also say these ants are about 6mm, the smallest size of a black carpenter ant. Those together are nearly 320 square metres.
Grand, isn’t it?
Hopefully, I’m not completely wrong
*ANTS INTENSIFIES*
a what
MTheGrey *_a what_*
i got the same answer 52918950
so 30 live ants cost 8 bucks, math says 350 pounds of ants is $14111720
Name a guy with a better white girl voice
Small Loan of a Million Dollars you?
Me
Small Loan of a Million Dollars Your're Mum
Paul Giamatti
Rosie O'Donnell
SorrowTv > Graham the meme stealer
Justin Y. Amen
I'm not even going to ask anymore.
A Justin Y. comment equals an instant like from me!
Justin Y. I must inform you are fucking wrong my friend.
Graham died after his comment award videos got super old. Like after 10 of em.
(God I fucked hated him because he just seemed to be in it for the money)
Me: finds red banana
Also me: a what
This is so underrated
my favorite beatle is *lennom*
Matthew Yikes I prefer Ball "is life" McCartney
mine is *The Drummer*
Yes lemon is also my favourite insect
Bingo
a what
The poison.
The poison for Kuzco.
The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco.
Kuzco's poison.
That poison.
I Love that scene. Krunk had me rolling.
YES THAT POISON!
Shit now Hese a llama
Which is a shame, because it's going to be delicious.
Grammar/Word Nazi here, so I guess this is a warning:
there is actually a word for the day after tomorrow, even though it’s not considered an English word. It’s “overmorrow” which is taken from the German word, “übermorgen.”
There’s also a word for the day before yesterday, “ereyesterday.” As “ere-“ means before. Which I don’t think is a part of the English language, but I don’t know much about that.
Sorry for this idiotic comment and being a geek or whatever. It’s also 3am at the moment and I’m in that weird fever dream phase. please don’t kill me
Tainted Imagination *übermorgen
Sarah El
Haha! That’s quite ironic! Thanks for telling me, I’ll be sure to edit it.
Tainted Imagination no problem :)
a self proclaimed grammar nazi using the german origins of a word to show how smart he be.
i love this.
wearesorryfortheinconvenience also spelling it wrong at first
My mom: "Don't worry sweetie. You'll understand one day when you get a fulltime job."
Me: " *A what?* "
There is a word for the day after tomorrow. It's overmorrow. I've been trying to bring it back, with little success.
WOW. (Airlines)
#bringbackovermorrow
a what?
I tried bringing it back when I was in school, the class tough guy defenestrated me
Yakob Engel holy crap thanks, you are a hero.
Mom.......dad........I’m.......im George Harrison Ford. Im sorry, but this is just who I am and you can’t change that!
a what
A *W H A T*
*A W H A T ?*
R/youtubecomments needs to be a thing with this on it.
Nice to meet you. I'm George Harrison Ford Focus Group Think Tank Buster Rhymes. And no one can change that.
3:16
Based off of google it's 1.5 million ants in a pound.
Therefore 350 pounds of ants would be about 525 million ants.
WHERE AND HOW DO YOU GET THAT MANY ANTS??!!
Probably amazon
Randomness is Reality
You farm them for years in a shed
+QwertyGirl
That must be a damn big shed then.
Thysillia *The Amazon
You dont wanna know
*My mom:* Let's go to the gym
*Me, a fatass:* _a what_
Wait... Who in England calls it "fairy floss"? I've always called it candy floss.
Tenchy shhhhhh
Its fairy floss now
Tenchy exactly what I was thinking
In Germany it's called Zuckerwatte.
So does the rest of England, I don't know where tf they got fairy floss from lol
That’s what everyone calls it in Australia!
f a i r y f l o s s
excuse me i have never heard anyone say that
it's *candy floss*
It's a *WHAT*
weirdly enough I have heard it called that and I'm American
Nah I heard fairy floss before
tbh i like fairy floss more now, then i did candy floss
I'm Australian and we call it that
In Greek we call cotton candy "grandma's hair"
*N O T V A L I D*
DISGASTING
Yeah , and for us it's *Daddy's beard* .... don't ask me i have no fucking clue why our ancestor decided to name it like that...
a what
*Wanna taste daddy's beard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
“English have a word for defenestration.”
Czechs: give credit where credit is due!
Thanks a lot, 16th century Bohemia
*Parents:* we are giving you an allowance.
*Me, a Jew:* _a what?_
Vizlox don’t remind me ):
feminazi: I want all men to die!!!
me, a feminist: a what?
It sounded like you were saying "OwO" other and other again
Lat-a-tat-tat
Thanks for that.
Now I know how to properly say that.
And, I can no longer unhear it. Good job.
Lat-a-tat-tat i was just about to comment the same
Get out.
im sorry
*_OTHER_*
Lat-a-tat-tat -Did you mean over-
In Arabic cotton candy is “girls’ hair” which is quite intriguing yet absolutely horrifying at the same time.
Dead Inside haven't you tried taking a stick in sticking in a girls hair and spinning that stick until the girl's get stuck in your stick and eat it?
@@dat_koosh what the fuck is your comment even?!
In hindi it is grandma's hair
Not Valid
A _what?_
"Swallowing glass just to stay pure" "If you put my name and your name together it makes mayonnaise also please don't swallow glass."
1:33 - 1:43
To anyone who wants the timeline :)
Im begging you please make more r/tumblr
I never laughed so hard in my life before
Same. Especially when all of a sudden “ if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise” comes out
then beg
a *w h a t*
owo
*a watt*
Friend: Hey sorrowtv just uploded a new video
Me: A what
My parents: a what
Me: a what
My parent: good
Me: okay
Ryan Kelly my parents
when are you going to go outside?
me
a what?
Ha, here in the Netherlands we do have a word for “the day after tomorrow”.
- Tomorrow: Morgen
- Day after tomorrow: Overmorgen
- Day after the day after tomorrow: Over-Overmorgen
Mika de Grote overmorrow
So you just keep adding over to say the day after. So ummm over-over-over-over-over-over-over-over-over-over-over-over-over-over-overmorgen
@@Sir_Noel Okay? What if I am. Sorry for commenting... I didn't know there was a rule not to comment on old videos/comments. You're telling me to do something better to do but you're the one getting upset I'm commenting on something which isn't even that bad. Like what's the point?
@@littleHex hey don't worry, buddy *I* laughed at your comment (also sorrowtv is really rewatch-able)
@@Crysta11ize Oh thanks. I wasn't upset that they didn't find it funny but how they were rude about it. Like all they could have done was ignore it like a normal person lol instead of making a comment on how stupid it was for commenting on it and saying no one is going to see it but then they saw it so it doesn't make sense. But I'm glad it made you laugh. Hope you have a great day.
*a watt*
Delete this double post please, keep RUclips clean, thank you.
why are 5 of your comments near the top
...did you sell your soul?
...did you sell someone else's soul?!
Andrew Pair *a WATT*
Super Moth yes and yes
😂😂😂This thread is better than the original joke.
*WE HAVE IT*
A what?
Noun
overmorrow (uncountable)
(archaic) The day after tomorrow
A what
" a r c h a i c "
Overmorgen in Dutch c:
THANK YOU
That doesn't count, it's uncountable
7:40 this man saw the future, it was infact too soon
Me "I'm bisexual"
My friend "A what"
gay
My friend "I'm pansexual"
Me "a what"
pansexual
definition: a thing that is sexually atracted to pans
AntiChrist_Dave
Sure sure
AntiChrist_Dave *a what*
Just for the record, ant man released 525 million ants into that building
Oh how marvelous. What will he do next, perhaps release tons of frogs?! We can only pray he does.
@@curtchildress7160 no, next he will be batman
@@literallyglados Bats! Tons of magnificent horrendous bats being released onto innocent people! ...Glory Hallelujah! Bring On The Bats!!!
@@peskyrat4 When you stop missing your Duolingo lessons
Actually we call it Candy Floss, never heard the term fairy floss hahaha
Isn't it one word? It's candyfloss not candy floss
Fairy floss is Australian.
Yeh I have never heard of fairy floss before I call it candy floss, and spell it with 2 separate words. But you do it how you want seriously I don’t care, unless you are telling my you stole my candyfloss then we’re gonna have a problem
still a no go from me mate
6:54 i just realized they were talking about Fahrenheit and I was so confused cuz.... 30° is like the perfect temperature for shorts