It Came From Tumblr #12 [Binge Compilation]
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dad joke time!
my son said he can't stand my jokes, so I told him to sit down!
du röv
Get out
Yes
prečo
Oh my god I'm so mad I can't even English
Go just go
Why did Pat get glasses
So he could *_Seymour_*
OOF
I'm going to die
I hate and love this comment
Sigh I love you guys
Goooooo to bed
Ok so for that frankeinstein thing he did because in the book the monster wanted frankeinstein to make him a gf but frankeinstein got worried they will have children.
"He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker!"
“Woof”
Thanks. I was gonna comment about that but you did it for me.
@@lanapowell *clears throat*
...
FRAU BLUCHER!!!
He still got a girl though (I think) . From my understanding, she's a b***h but oh well. What is he gonna do? Break up with her? In the time that the book takes place in, she would be his best chance at a gf. (Ignore my stupidity. I only read the first 20 or so pages of the book and I've forgotten all of it.)
*Famous last words*
Do I get fall damage?
This is so true
Well... Do I?
@@mascotvt yes you do
Anis BEng i felt bad for ruining that 69 likes but thats just how it be sometimes
Or "It's God will" or "I wonder..."
Dead Voice McGee speaks to me on a deep and emotional level
He speaks to my soul
MOOD
Well he IS a voice after all
((how does he speak though, if he is nothing, but a dead voice))
I like you're icon fellow fander.
one thing i do
friend: want to get ice cream
me: no...
friend: *starts walking to store*
me: *runs after* WAIT FOR ME I ALSO WANT ICE CREAM
what flavor are you going to get
@@natehall3131 stands there for 3 hours deciding between chocolate and mint chocolate chip pick Rocky road
relatable
This spoke to me on a spiritual level
ME
guys i got something to tell you...
I'm- I'm-
*_IM A GOOFY GOOBER (ROCK)_*
Hi a goofy goober (rock) I’m dad
Pidge imma aubscribe to you. Can u be my friend plz
*YEAH*
My Dick is unbelievably small, but...but what?
I can not believe you just did that...
I pity kids with two dads not because of there parents sexuality but because depending on there dads sense of humor means twice the dad jokes
I also pity kids with two moms again not because of there parents sexuality but because they have to deal with twice the yo mama jokes
Like "dad, dad, I'm hungry" 'synchronized speaking' "hi hungry we're dad"
That would be terrifying. Not the joke, just having 2 or more people say something in sync. *shivers*
well they aren't saying the joke at the exact same time like a slight delay
It's still kinda creepy though. Q×Q
I mean I do get what you're saying
00:53 Hi proud, I’m dad
hi dad im dissapointed
warrior 1x1 hi disappointed, I’m dad
@@thatcrazylemon_ hi dad im regreting my decisions
Hi Shuichi
@@warrior_aa hi im regretting my decisions I'm dad.
17:40 "I cannot believe you just casually posted this like it was an okay thing to do."
J.K.Rowling:"Childs play."
Clodding, Idiocy, Hyper activity, and STAN!!!
That's my phone wallpaper
Yay. Now we seymour with less ads.
Edit: I just realized I could make it a pun, so I did.
Good job
You deserve a Pat on the head
PM Seymour: Adless
Pat. It’s
Pronounced like Per seph phoney.
Her nick name from hades is Percy.
i was looking for this comment lol
Pat you are so funny.Dead Voice McGee hope you get better.
@bryan diaz varela WTH DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
@bryan diaz varela woah i dont want to fight.i didn't hit u.I just am a fan of Pat.I know who heworks with and his bff.NO Im not stalking him.Im just a FAN.
@bryan diaz varela LOL same.Im always stressed.Got to love being a RUclipsr right?Don't have any videos yet.
The four horsemen of the apocalypse:
Plotting
Stupidity
Hyperactivity
And *S T A N*
Clodding, idiocy
not what you put
Lol macadamia nuts i love it
You actually made my day posting this. I just got back from having to do a radio show where I didn't like a lot of the music I played and definitely messed up big enough for it to be notable twice. So thankyou for improving my day before I got too down on myself
When he said "Ah my brains" I instantly went "you have those?" And I feel bad.
I keep reading "Dead Voice McGee" as "Dead Voice McCree" and now I want to hear McCree's voice lines in the "100% done with everything" voice that is Mr. McGee
Tumbr: "Irish coffee wisard pm VS Irish coffee wish dr Jacksepticeye"
Pm: "I would imideatly loser that"
Me: "Well I mean, Jack-a-boys got his own coffee comeny now so Yeah you're kinda f***ed...."
“Clouding, idiocy, hyperactivity, and finally....
STAN”
its plotting... not clouding.
The wombmates thing is something me and my twin sister call eachother on an almost daily basis. Its fun.
Is NO ONE going to talk about Purse-phone?! It's been over two years!
aw lawd he comin’
Fun fact: Zeus once appeared as a golden shower and made a woman pregnant that way.
Fun fact: I am named after that woman
Hey it's cold here aswell, would you like to snuggle?
Snuggle with the fluff, Lord Snow
@@1caaru5 The. Fluff. Needs. Snuggles, Lord Snow
@@erikengdahl2366 I.Will.Snuggle.The.Fluff
Can I snuggle the Mr. Snow?
@@Hanhan-fi1dr of course you can. Everyone in for a snuggle!
Dead voice McGee is the biggest mood
"So what state do you live in?"
_Yeah, I live in _*_Weed 2_*
Did you just say Persephone as, *purse phone*
I love you pat... but why.
I read Frankenstein and I can confirm that the monster has junk.
PM: I’LL STOP THE PUNS WHEN THE ANGELS FALL
Me: Well, if you watch Supernatural, you would know that the angels fell in season 8 and currently there are 14 seasons. So, you should have stopped a while ago......
He means IRL lol
I was just thinking that
Hey we moved from Tumblr to youtube. Fear the Supernatural fandom
PONK
9:32 You see the issue with that is that they'd have to change Falchion's blade, which would mean it would no longer be Falchion. Awakening outright stated that while the hilt has been changed many times, the blade was always the same (I.E. from a pair of curled horns to the Brand of the Exalt)
macadamia nuts...
im dead
HELLO DEAD
I'M DAD
@@Hanhan-fi1dr why
@@kaceyceleste1335 Because I made love to your mother, kacey.
Don't they teach this stuff in school anymore?
"and the forbidden one" "oof" that was out of nowhere and i love it! And i cant stop laughing x'D
Seymour: I DONT KNOW, COMMISSARY ARRICK!
Commissar Yarrick: Ok, close, but not quite...
KEEP CARM AND PONK
*calm
R/grammernazi
I don't understand Ponk
GASP SCANDALOUS
GIT OUTTA HERE
I love the reaction to calling the baby Jesus “snart”
Like seriously you think we DONT know we’re going to hell?
There’s a party bus heading down there and I wanna party with Satan!
18:47
*_"You Piece of Festering Scab"_* made this so much better omg 😂
r/rareinsults ❤️
8:29
Dishonor on you!
Dishonor on your mama!
Dishonor on your cow!
**kicks down door** **deep inhale** _REEEEE_
I live in the “it’s called ‘pop’ not soda states” Represent
My state (Illinois) is in that area, but I don't know anyone that calls it pop. I know people that call it sodey, but not pop
Why is Pittsburgh not included in that region?
Day 457: the mormons are everywhere around me, but I will not give in. The only religion I follow is that of dank memes!
*aggressiy throws chicken noodle soup at you and some warm blankets * get well soon you silly man!
I was listening to the intro and I had been watching you all day, I was wondering who your voice reminded me of and realized that you sound like my ex boyfriend who unfortunately took his own life. It was nice hearing a voice so similar to his again. Thank you for being the fun, happy person you are. It really helps my image of him, subconsciously. You're videos helped me cope with his passing and I could never truly express how grateful I am for you.
And finally...
*_S T A N !_*
everyone around me is sick for some reason
*casually skates by you* HELL YEAH
@@hairohukosu433 No like they're really ill
*casually skates by you* HELL Y- coughcoughcouhgakjshfjaad aa help
@@hairohukosu433 YO TOTES ILL BRUH, I TOLD YO
Same
I can't stop thinking about the space core now.
I mean, hes so pleased and so excited about something so strange, it would baffle is for years. this shows how easily pleased some people/characters are about such small things and it makes me so happy knowing that.
Spaceeeeeeeee
3:48
So I guess that's why so many strange things were happening in Gravity Falls.
1:45 OKAY. Victor DEFINITELY gave him junk. In the book when he's going to make the wife for him he has to be very cautious and NOT give her junk so they don't make a race of SUPER UNDEAD MUTANT MONSTERS. IN THE END HE SCRAPS HER BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO CREATE SOMEONE WHO MR. MONSTER THINKS OWES HIM SEX. SO YEAH. HE HAS JUNK.
Okay to be a Jacksepticeye fan, AND a PM Seymour fan is a grand thing because you have no idea how hard I laughed when he said he'd lose the fight against Jack.
What would happen if Aizawa Sensei used his quirk in a mirror? Would he lose his quirk forever, even if he blinked?
"Mormans" I'm Laughing my butt off. as a Mormon i can say that Utah is our capital
PER-SEF-O-NEEEEEE
Also hope you get better fam, don't work yourself that hard next time
I know you prefer replacing swears with words but part me wishes you would've done it in the spongebob style where f bombs are replaced with dolphin noises. I respect your wishes but I'm just giving a thought :)
i physically stopped eating my noodles when he said
*_purse-phone_*
Wait-
Persephone
That’s an amazing pun
I don’t know if it was intentional, but Snart’s name is actually kind of ominous, because in Norwegian Snart just means “Soon”
so since it's high noon somewhere in the world.. does that make it dead voice Mcree?
and everyone gets a lifetime supply of...
ice cream
"what?"
and a boot to the head (am I remembering this right?)
teeth are bones!
They're still wet
Wrong but still wet
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS
0:24 *I was not prepared I nearly started crying and laughing at the same time*
Yes, I the muffin man... who lives on Drury Lane?
Who the HECC translated a train sign into OwO?... the furrys grow stronger with each day
11:22
Me: no no no no nO NO NO NO NO
PURSE-EFF-UH-KNEE
6:05 I shorten Thank You to "Q" or "K-you" and Excuse Me to "skoosi"
The fact i saw 40% of this in instagram made me unfollow most of the meme things i followed
The four horsemen of the apocalypse:
CLODDING
IDIOCY
HIGH PROTECTIVNESS
And of course
STAN
Who the hell calls soda pop in Illinois everyone I know calls it soda?
Half the people I know call it "sodey"
As far as I know that's almost exclusively a Pittsburgh thing, but somehow Pittsburgh isn't even in the designated region. O.o
...my cousin in law from Mississippi used to call it soda pop, last I remember...
As a Minnesotan we call it pop, I remember it by thinking “in sota we say pop”
Wait in Indiana it’s called pop? I’ve always called it soda pop, and also I live in Indiana.
7:24 That’s where Castor lives
WHETE EVERYTHING ISNT MENT TO BE OKAAAAYYYY
8:45 is just freaking beautiful (I have a shark obsession )
(please read this comment)
THATS IT, DISHONOR!
DISHONOR ON YOUR W H O L E
FAMILY- **whisper** Make a note on this. My sis: **runs to grab paper and pen**
Me: DISHONOR ON YOU
*_DISHONOR ON YOUR COW-_*
8:27
DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!
Uh...I live in the “it’s called pop not soda” states and I mostly call it soda...am I... QUIRKY?! r/notlikeothergirls 😂
(Edit) this is a joke for those that don’t know
Boi!!!! You need to set yourself some limits. We love you! But please keep yourself healthy. Don't hurt your voice for us. It makes me sad to hear your poor voice in that condition 😭😭😭. Gargle with warm salt water, drink some tea with honey. No sugar in your tea and cut coffee out of you life for a week or so. Get better soon. 😊
Me: *sees memento mori ring*
Also me: "unnus aunus, unnus aunus, unnus aunus"
2020 brought Unnus Aunus and I'm so happy to have witnessed it
Yee haw, Dead voice McGee is at it again
when I saw the weed Stant I was what that's then I knew it was organ I live in organ but
.... WHERES THE LIE!?
Per-sef-eh-nee
another name for the 'hard R states' is 'Train noises at 4am but we've never seen the train' but it was to long of a name (or maybe that's just Virginia and South Carolina)
*P* *O* *N* *K*
6:55 Hearing that phrase triggered my actual *FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE* I swear to god omfg-
memento mori 😔👊
Sup
when you realize that space-cores-adventures is the same guy who does Charlie, the Cursed Phone Guy, and there was a very likely possibility this was a prompt to summon them... 0_0 x_x i do not see it, nope-
You should take better care of your voice
12:00 while were on the topic
orpheus is like, that guy who isnt old enough to drink but doesnt give a f[IG], and is still a good kid
he prob plays guitar in the back of the schools gsa or somthin
YAAAAASSSSSSS
Okay, so i have no opinion on Seymour removing the swearing in his videos, but honestly, the part at 1:24 is fantastic, and honestly is funnier than if he had actually straight up said the alternative. XD
Wat.
Sharena is hurt, *breaths deeply* ok.....*pulls for kratos*
Kratos: ?
Excellent!!!
8:44
FISH MAN SIDON?
like from Breath Of The Wild?
_...i see you are a man of culture_
7:22
THIS CHURCH WILL SERVE AS THE FINAL STOP ON THIS LEG...OF THE AMAZING RACE!!!
On Wednesdays we wear PONK!
*_ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PONK!_*
Fred & George’s friends talking about them
“And they were _wombmates”_
*’Oh my god they were wombmates’*
19:28. Be very careful if you get your hands on that stuff. It’s caffeine content is insane....like, a cup could stop your heart insane
OK WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL WAS THE DUTCH PART FFS OUR LANGUAGE IS ALREADY HARD AND I'M C R Y I N G-
dead voice mcgee?
me rn
im SICKER THAN MY IMAGINATION (sometimes) RN
I can’t deny.....
My state probably deserves to be in the hard R states XD
i don't know why the *c h o n k* psot gets me everytime but i love it, both because it's so wholesome, the tiger is cute af, and Seymour's way of saying *C H O N K* aslo...
aw lawd, he comin
19:44 okay now you've crossed the line
That was *LOWKEY* rude