It Came From Tumblr #21 [Binge Compilation]

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024

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  • @CheshireTheClown
    @CheshireTheClown 5 лет назад +2735

    In America, instead of saying "I love you." they say, "I'll let you borrow my gun." Which roughly translates to, "let's go to hell together!"

    • @interstellaromelette9466
      @interstellaromelette9466 5 лет назад +243

      as an American this is completely accurate to the letter.

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 лет назад +134

      And if they buy you any sort of cheeseburger or deep fried food, that translates directly to: "Let's get fat together!"

    • @imanidiotw6135
      @imanidiotw6135 5 лет назад +113

      *taking notes in Canadian*
      Love...Gun...Hell...Burger...Fat...
      You Americans enjoy your guns and food, eh?

    • @interstellaromelette9466
      @interstellaromelette9466 5 лет назад +39

      @@imanidiotw6135 indeed

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 лет назад +51

      @@imanidiotw6135 I can especially attest to the food...I haven't hit morbidly obese, but I want to try and lose weight. Willpower isn't my ally with food, however... 😥

  • @adashitheartist4781
    @adashitheartist4781 4 года назад +475

    "So he just started eating people,... typical" honestly me too when I first learned Greek myths

  • @punkyskunky3131
    @punkyskunky3131 5 лет назад +920

    He already has two nicknames those being: "Icy-Hot" by king explosion murder and half'n'half also by bakugou.

  • @LenaVoices
    @LenaVoices 5 лет назад +588

    "Save me, Obi Wan YeetKobe, you're my only hope."

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 года назад +25

      no.
      no.
      stop

    • @LenaVoices
      @LenaVoices 4 года назад +22

      @@sadface7463 I don't even remember posting this??????

    • @polyblank2
      @polyblank2 4 года назад +9

      Thanks for the phrase, im using it now

    • @LenaVoices
      @LenaVoices 4 года назад +13

      When the fuck did I post this? How did it get 77 likes??????

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 года назад +17

      @@LenaVoices You were possessed by þe shitpost gods! RELISH ÞAT EXPERIENCE AS IT MAY NEVER AGAIN HAPPEN IN ÞIS LIFETIME!

  • @ayyteen
    @ayyteen 5 лет назад +2695

    Seymour: *Purghaps!*
    *video abruptly ends*

    • @pissganger6612
      @pissganger6612 5 лет назад +9

      ATNGamerz! I was literally about Co comment the same thing. Noice

    • @octokittykat4874
      @octokittykat4874 5 лет назад +9

      that word is cursed

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 5 лет назад +23

      *I *HAVE* *BEEN* *WHEEZING* *OF* *LAUGHTER* *FOR* *SEVERAL* *MINUTES*

    • @loving.lunacy
      @loving.lunacy 5 лет назад +3

      Mayhaps

    • @AngelDame17
      @AngelDame17 5 лет назад +5

      It feels like there should be some sort of Leitmotif to finish the joke doesn't it?

  • @fuzzylion2.093
    @fuzzylion2.093 5 лет назад +617

    More Greek reactions:
    “Zeus is really powerful and rude.” “He chained Prometheus to a fricken mountain because he was helping mortals!”
    “So a literal king wasn’t scared of a god who had super strength but he was scared of the fur of a lion.”
    Kid who watched Hercules: Wait, so Scar doesn’t exist?

    • @meowsterperson4483
      @meowsterperson4483 4 года назад +57

      ‘Stop bullying hades hes just chillin’
      ‘We need more chiron teach me too please’

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 года назад +31

      “Okay Zeus please stop. You already have half a million in child support.”
      “no”

    • @t.j.cornett7495
      @t.j.cornett7495 4 года назад +9

      Prometheus was also boffing Athena, Zeus's brainchild.

    • @blaiseyunforgotten795
      @blaiseyunforgotten795 4 года назад +9

      "why do they keep on chopping each others head off??"

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 4 года назад +2

      This comment has 369 likes.
      That's like, the most satisfying number I've ever seen.

  • @josiejeanne758
    @josiejeanne758 5 лет назад +1355

    _Clownboys (half clown, half cowboy) say yeehonk_
    I just wanted to point that out ;)

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 4 года назад +85

    0:45 I'm taking Classical Mythology in University right now, and the teacher showed us a Pie chart of all the issues that occur in Mythology and how they're caused.
    5% - Some god threw a hissyfit because a human was better
    5% - Unavoidable prophecy
    10% - Hubris
    80% - Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants
    Most. Accurate. Chart. Ever.

  • @torgan
    @torgan 5 лет назад +514

    99 bears...
    I'm no longer a real man

    • @deamoncastor7307
      @deamoncastor7307 5 лет назад +3

      Could be worse.

    • @cleanchimera3870
      @cleanchimera3870 5 лет назад +8

      1 more bear and he will turn into one

    • @lccomics1499
      @lccomics1499 5 лет назад +4

      99 bottles of beer on the wall , 99 bottles of B E E R-
      Edit: wait it said bears

    • @anakinkenobi1323
      @anakinkenobi1323 4 года назад +1

      The final bear he was going to slay killed him

    • @arthurwatts5503
      @arthurwatts5503 4 года назад +2

      Not a man anymore, you
      But you are "the guy"

  • @erzascarlette8124
    @erzascarlette8124 4 года назад +216

    2:17
    What about the people like me who say "My dude, my guy, my good sir, what the actual crap?" Because that is a thing I say multiple times a day

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon 4 года назад +33

      DM: What’s your alignment NOW?
      You: IDK, lemme do a roll check.
      *dice roll off table and under the fridge*
      DM: ...
      You: ...yes!

    • @threecheeseburrito
      @threecheeseburrito 4 года назад +17

      Uh, so it says here your alignment is chaos. That's all it says.

    • @penboy123
      @penboy123 4 года назад +2

      Hi how's your day

    • @roboticjanitor3332
      @roboticjanitor3332 3 года назад +5

      You don't have an alignment, you're proof that in the modern era, alignment is the appendix of D&D mechanics. And I'll eat a dwarfs beard before I stop you.

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 3 года назад +4

      Chaotic chaos
      Just general shenanigans all through the last section

  • @gooseberriepi
    @gooseberriepi 5 лет назад +832

    6:59
    I just realized that Seymour is wearing ear cuffs and I legit just whispered "Aww"
    I mean look at him
    He's adorable

    • @vastvoid6840
      @vastvoid6840 5 лет назад +49

      Marigold Sunset Mr Seymour is always adorable. He can’t not be adorable.

    • @gooseberriepi
      @gooseberriepi 5 лет назад +14

      @@vastvoid6840 Tru tho

    • @masterfulmoonlighter5402
      @masterfulmoonlighter5402 5 лет назад +12

      He's like a paragon of wholesomeness like Shaun Wasabi, PhantomStrider, and Bob Ross!

    • @gooseberriepi
      @gooseberriepi 5 лет назад +9

      @@Kate-zn7de you're not welcome here you crusty scone
      You take that negativity somewhere else

    • @masterfulmoonlighter5402
      @masterfulmoonlighter5402 5 лет назад +6

      @@Kate-zn7de Yeah he is, you can very clearly see it

  • @THExRISER
    @THExRISER 5 лет назад +72

    1:53 "And those who tasted the bite of his sword,named him...The Bear Slayer." -The first Slayer Testament
    2:00 "The mark of The Bear Slayer was burned upon his crypt,a warning to all bears that the terror within must never be freed.There he lies still,and evermore,in silent suffering." -The Last Slayer Testament
    *BFG Division starts playing in the distance*

  • @GJones_books_photography
    @GJones_books_photography 5 лет назад +789

    Boi if I was making 17 an hour I would actually feel accomplished in life

    • @Person-wd9dl
      @Person-wd9dl 4 года назад +6

      Yeah you would make 408$ a day

    • @michaelm3461
      @michaelm3461 4 года назад +1

      Damn straight

    • @hunteronnen5000
      @hunteronnen5000 4 года назад +4

      I make 17 an hour by getting up a 4am and shoveling snow in northern minnesota

    • @yxllugly4865
      @yxllugly4865 4 года назад +1

      @@Person-wd9dl damn.

    • @The_True_Mx_Pink
      @The_True_Mx_Pink 2 года назад

      @@Person-wd9dl Why would you calculate based on 24 hour shifts?

  • @phantomstyx7556
    @phantomstyx7556 4 года назад +65

    “Always listen to Fallout Boy”
    That’s “sound” advice
    ;)

  • @NarakunoHana100
    @NarakunoHana100 5 лет назад +492

    *PURGHAPS* made me choke lmfao

    • @hecc8727
      @hecc8727 5 лет назад +4

      *PURGHAPS* you should get some help then my dude

    • @likeoftherezi4716
      @likeoftherezi4716 5 лет назад +2

      *PURGHUPS* we all should

  • @ashtheskrunkly
    @ashtheskrunkly 4 года назад +84

    Me, after hearing the character thing multiple times: *Realization* They’re talking about inuyasha how did I not realize-

  • @YEAHKINDA
    @YEAHKINDA 5 лет назад +714

    Can I have some...
    S H O O W E R T H O O T S?

    • @festivite
      @festivite 5 лет назад +17

      perhaps, shower BE GONE THOTS?

    • @a_dragonfly
      @a_dragonfly 5 лет назад +7

      Hehe
      Shooter thooters

    • @diepssuarez2676
      @diepssuarez2676 5 лет назад +7

      In the future, when we can go into alternate realities, we will find one where we lost the Second World War, and then we will need to go fight it again

    • @gracelyntrudell4532
      @gracelyntrudell4532 5 лет назад +1

      You mean shower thicc or showerthottt

    • @meepbeep2464
      @meepbeep2464 5 лет назад +1

      @@festivite PURGHAPS

  • @andrewoliver7605
    @andrewoliver7605 5 лет назад +118

    Hello, so after hearing about the bone fairies I made a character of that species for a role-playing server on discord and out of the 147 people there, only 2 knew what they were
    That's to show we learn from these videos XD

    • @epoch2844
      @epoch2844 4 года назад +1

      Wait how’d it go?

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 года назад +6

      Time to run a bone fairy! Every time you kill a monster you take a bone to add to your collection.

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 года назад +7

      On þe concept of bone/tooþ fairies,
      Do you þink deer have some sort of antler fairy who takes þeir shedded antlers and leaves berries or someþing?

    • @jaredrussell4064
      @jaredrussell4064 4 года назад +3

      @@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 You... you used a thorn... that makes me oddly happy.

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 года назад +1

      @@jaredrussell4064 I don't anymore because it's apparently a Homestuck thing...

  • @gurglequeen433
    @gurglequeen433 5 лет назад +43

    I like to think that I'm just selling my labour to my employer. Because that means I have a service worth purchasing.

  • @sakurafeathers691
    @sakurafeathers691 5 лет назад +102

    0:45
    *Percy Jackson readers have entered the chat*

  • @veenas4ur
    @veenas4ur 5 лет назад +394

    No joke, I was literally watching one of these when this popped up

    • @quaelgeist3337
      @quaelgeist3337 5 лет назад +1

      Saphire Angel that's what is part of youtube, its no thing that is rare...

    • @veenas4ur
      @veenas4ur 5 лет назад

      @@quaelgeist3337 no...I was watching an older one and I got the notification when I was still watching it...

    • @quaelgeist3337
      @quaelgeist3337 5 лет назад +1

      Saphire Angel oooh, you mean that "feature"

    • @veenas4ur
      @veenas4ur 5 лет назад

      Yeah

  • @samdoezzzstuff
    @samdoezzzstuff 5 лет назад +102

    13:50
    *oKAY NOW I LOST MY SHIT*
    *LIKE WHAT THE HECK THATS THE EXACT DEFINITION, ITS SO ACCURATE!!*

  • @laurabeansg
    @laurabeansg 5 лет назад +367

    When you wash your cat
    Me:IM SO SORRY I DID NOT MEAN TO SCAR YOU FOR LIFE
    Cat:you will die in your sleep

    • @XanffyODK
      @XanffyODK 5 лет назад +9

      Cat: be prepared human

    • @deamoncastor7307
      @deamoncastor7307 5 лет назад +9

      They're gonna have to get past the dog first.

    • @XanffyODK
      @XanffyODK 5 лет назад +10

      @@deamoncastor7307 Cat: *gasp* i was not aware of this....Your lucky human i WILL get you Next time Human Next time

    • @deamoncastor7307
      @deamoncastor7307 5 лет назад +6

      @@XanffyODK (Ahem) I'm not human.

    • @laurabeansg
      @laurabeansg 5 лет назад +4

      True

  • @gabezwurld9615
    @gabezwurld9615 4 года назад +28

    As a chaotic neutral I say the word “my dude” more than I should

  • @cleanchimera3870
    @cleanchimera3870 5 лет назад +260

    Real Question is
    How Many Hit Points Does H.P Lovecraft Have?

    • @ChknKng
      @ChknKng 5 лет назад +41

      Clean Chimera 46, but he’s also permanently afflicted with a fear curse. And a racism one.

    • @wyllowc.1549
      @wyllowc.1549 5 лет назад +23

      0 because he's dead.

    • @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245
      @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245 5 лет назад +7

      666?

    • @rorygiambalvo2955
      @rorygiambalvo2955 4 года назад +6

      According to Scrabble, 21

    • @lordodysseus
      @lordodysseus 4 года назад +6

      He went to the hospital on Monday and died of intestinal cancer on Thursday. He was also a Professional Asshole. His profile picture has him looking like a wealthy non-white woman who is gay, unmarried, and not a virgin took his picture. Pursed lips and a cold stare. He had, like, 8 health points but was always wearing invisible legendary dragonscale armour forged from being a white male recluse in New England before WWII. Making him nearly indestructible. The cancer that killed him was likely because of how much of an asshole he was. Cthulhu's daughter might've poisoned him. Doesn't change the fact that I love his writings. Hate the man, love his work.

  • @denkikaminari7569
    @denkikaminari7569 5 лет назад +176

    7:13
    1) todoroki is best boi
    2) his dad probably called him that when he was small
    3) yes

  • @relicking9207
    @relicking9207 5 лет назад +143

    first time around I thought it said Princess gets turned into a dragon and I would watch that, now knowing that it said prince, I'd still watch it because that seems funny.

    • @NativS2002
      @NativS2002 5 лет назад +5

      I'll watch it too , but I'll want the prince to be able to transform between Human and Dragon so he can make a Heir with his princess girlfriend , so the heir will also have a Dragon form

    • @yashkeshavpatnam1852
      @yashkeshavpatnam1852 5 лет назад +4

      @@NativS2002 fire emblem fates?

    • @Bonnie-dh3zi
      @Bonnie-dh3zi 4 года назад +4

      Oh god it said prince?!I thought it was a lesbian princess couple

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 4 года назад +23

    Hera: "This baby ugly, YEET!"

  • @DragonKnightJin
    @DragonKnightJin 5 лет назад +124

    Combining them is unpossible.
    It's the KobeYeetshi Maru.

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot 5 лет назад +1

      Apparently I was not the only one who thought this.

    • @evernightsdream
      @evernightsdream 5 лет назад +4

      Kobetaka Yeetshimaru
      (Danganronpa anyone?)

    • @kairuku8498
      @kairuku8498 4 года назад

      DevilJinKazama Fuck, it’s a no win situation.

  • @domeguy5514
    @domeguy5514 4 года назад +13

    5:19 the amazon rainforest got set on fire, I guess this makes double sense.

  • @walkingonneedles
    @walkingonneedles 5 лет назад +297

    not notif squad i just so happened to spot this on my home page love ya seymour

    • @humanperson9001
      @humanperson9001 5 лет назад +1

      Mikata Norishita Just remember! Sand is not a good thing to juggle

    • @humanperson9001
      @humanperson9001 5 лет назад

      Gay Turtle I live for for name. #Turtle_Pride

    • @shoaf6379
      @shoaf6379 5 лет назад

      Homestuck? Is that Homestuck in your profile picture?

  • @sh0rtartz108
    @sh0rtartz108 4 года назад +13

    7:41 Zane heared yelling in the back round: *"TRAVIS!!!"*

  • @kaitheneko5166
    @kaitheneko5166 5 лет назад +30

    Pm: why am I a sucker for blue hair
    Travis: *loves Katelyn*
    Pm: OOOOOOHHHH

  • @galyabalakhnov4683
    @galyabalakhnov4683 5 лет назад +27

    >Literally spots that the Destiny post is made by someone called lesbianeliksni
    >Eliksni
    >*ELIKSNI*
    >SCREAMS IN "A LORE EXPERT"

    • @Artemis0713
      @Artemis0713 4 года назад +2

      You know I keep reading this comment and i just can't figure out...what point you're making here? Please explain?????

    • @galyabalakhnov4683
      @galyabalakhnov4683 4 года назад +4

      @@Artemis0713 Eliksni is the proper naming for the fallen in Destiny, which isn't used that often outside of hefty chunks of lore

    • @Artemis0713
      @Artemis0713 4 года назад +1

      @@galyabalakhnov4683 yeah I knew that. I just got confused cuz I know like, almost anyone interested in Fallen calls them Eliksni, and on Tumblr,those are a lot. So i wasn't sure what you meant

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 года назад

      Totally different but Hornet is void

    • @theonewhoescapesdreams
      @theonewhoescapesdreams 4 года назад +1

      @@sadface7463 , *sigh*
      My buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal, for I don't mean to be rude, my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg, but if you keep thinkin such cursed thoughts, my friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend, then I will have to aggressively diddly darn educate you, my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy.

  • @stormylowe193
    @stormylowe193 5 лет назад +25

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Falloutboy:our lawyer made us change the title so we wouldn't get sued

  • @flipperjr.3822
    @flipperjr.3822 4 года назад +11

    11:17 This is literally how Jevil from Deltarune viewed his imprisonment

  • @psychwardprincess5163
    @psychwardprincess5163 5 лет назад +43

    I was gonna comment but it's currently on 69 comments and i don't wanna ruin it.
    oh wait.

  • @magicshadow5357
    @magicshadow5357 5 лет назад +29

    7:20 I'M CALLING TODOROKI NOT ICYHOT BUT HOT POCKET.

    • @chitxra
      @chitxra 4 года назад

      @Dabi A.K.A Touya Todoroki dabi love me

    • @juliadonati8245
      @juliadonati8245 3 года назад +1

      @Sophia Helgeson half-Alolan Zuko

  • @myr13
    @myr13 5 лет назад +19

    Lol were you talking about Travis? 🤣🤣

  • @hiraethcity
    @hiraethcity 5 лет назад +40

    I WAS DRINKING PICKLE JUICE AND I CHOKED AND IT SHOT UP MY NOSE AHHHHH IT ALL BURNS IM CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 8:00

  • @crimsbun_
    @crimsbun_ 5 лет назад +28

    2:44 So not to long ago I found that image and I made a drawing of it(its on my insta) so when I saw it I just remembered that and was like 'oh hey I drew a pride knight' lol

    • @Nothing-yf4ks
      @Nothing-yf4ks 5 лет назад +1

      Crimsbun _
      Okay now I wanna know your insta.

    • @crimsbun_
      @crimsbun_ 5 лет назад

      @@Nothing-yf4ks it's @crimsbun_

  • @cori_music
    @cori_music 4 года назад +6

    "Why am I a sucker for blue hair?!"
    Me, except it's long hair/long green hair in a low ponytail.

  • @turbopokey
    @turbopokey 5 лет назад +3

    Anybody else get the feeling Seymour could do a PERFECT Spongebob voice without even trying?

  • @adnamafett7862
    @adnamafett7862 4 года назад +5

    4:57 fun fact: not everyone has an inner monologue. Some have internal sentences that they “hear” and some just kinda have abstract non-verbal thoughts that they have to consciously verbalize

  • @vastvoid6840
    @vastvoid6840 5 лет назад +29

    9:58
    Same.
    I really should just edit my former comments...

  • @NotNonamelol
    @NotNonamelol 3 года назад +1

    5:04 reminds me of something some guy said once: „People who don‘t read the newspaper aren’t informed, people who read the newspaper are misinformed.“

  • @Alex-rn3jv
    @Alex-rn3jv 5 лет назад +79

    To anyone who reads this, have a good day

  • @jayarray2463
    @jayarray2463 4 года назад +2

    So many amazing posts and memes from tumblr, and of course it's the soft background kazoo that sends me in stitches

  • @finnthedog5287
    @finnthedog5287 5 лет назад +54

    But for real tho how much for that femur

    • @thatoneinternetguy9258
      @thatoneinternetguy9258 5 лет назад +2

      1 Dollar For A Tooth, Depends On The Size Of the femur

    • @finnthedog5287
      @finnthedog5287 5 лет назад +4

      I know some tall people

    • @jessesanders3191
      @jessesanders3191 4 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @finnthedog5287
      @finnthedog5287 4 года назад

      Idk it's a pretty big femur... but I'm broke so I'll take that 7.50

    • @pixd7285
      @pixd7285 4 года назад

      Weigh it to measure vegetables but multiplu it depends the condition of the femur
      Best condition: 10x
      Good 7x
      Ok 4x
      Bad 2/1x (depends who you selling to)

  • @Sunny-dh8ee
    @Sunny-dh8ee 4 года назад +3

    Please help, I just saw an ad where scientists are using phone bring people together..... For food

  • @laurabeansg
    @laurabeansg 5 лет назад +18

    Also if you someone asks for your opinion then you mater so if you ask for someone for there opinion you can spreed the feeling the everyone maters

  • @thebananaowenslippedon7095
    @thebananaowenslippedon7095 4 года назад +2

    10:02 recently my abuela did this and words cannot explain how much smarter she is than me. I would have put the cookies in for 5 more minutes and they’d come out BURNT

  • @kamonite5084
    @kamonite5084 5 лет назад +8

    *wakes up and opens yt*
    Ooooh! New vid from Pat!

  • @asurasyn
    @asurasyn 3 года назад +1

    1:53
    I'm fairly certain that Doomslayer is buried under there.
    ...
    Dig him up!

  • @dawnshade4939
    @dawnshade4939 5 лет назад +10

    HOLY CRAP! I am watching this and at 7:21 with the Todoroki hot pocket thing I was just drawing Todoroki!

  • @teirdalin
    @teirdalin 3 года назад +3

    "It's so strange that in the real world we have animals that can spit acid, punch shockwaves, and even channel electricity, but none that breath fire."
    I mean, there is the beetle that causes literal combustion inside of it in order to blast superheated death onto its enemies.

  • @yaknowihadtodoittoem7071
    @yaknowihadtodoittoem7071 5 лет назад +11

    Whooo Seymour gotta love you !! Also it’s too early for me

  • @altruisticprotector2368
    @altruisticprotector2368 5 лет назад +1

    4:15 my tech teacher, 10th, 9th, and middle school pulled this bullshun. For years!!! YEARS! it wasn't til probably 11 grade that I met teachers who told me that it is reliable. (At least for essays, facts, that kind of stuff) teachers told us back then to exclusively not use Wikipedia or else they wouldnt mark our work as a valid source.
    THANK YOU! Thank. You. For pointing this out!

  • @dddddddddddgdkhffdjkkgjdf
    @dddddddddddgdkhffdjkkgjdf 5 лет назад +38

    Im going to hell, who's coming with me?

    • @lonelyterrarian7490
      @lonelyterrarian7490 5 лет назад +3

      Im not gonna go but tell satan to burn everyone who made euphoria

    • @dddddddddddgdkhffdjkkgjdf
      @dddddddddddgdkhffdjkkgjdf 5 лет назад +1

      @@lonelyterrarian7490 true

    • @myr13
      @myr13 5 лет назад +2

      Sure, why not? I'll sin in heaven anyway ;-;

    • @deamoncastor7307
      @deamoncastor7307 5 лет назад +1

      I got some business there so you can count me in. Gotta give an ass wooping of an eternity to a certain someone.

    • @interstellaromelette9466
      @interstellaromelette9466 5 лет назад +1

      *hell* yea, count me in.

  • @roxyspamcake
    @roxyspamcake 4 года назад +1

    It always warms my heart to hear my post :) thanks Seymour

  • @vartin3276
    @vartin3276 5 лет назад +20

    Good job, friend

  • @lilly7550
    @lilly7550 4 года назад

    It went PURGHAPS and immediately cut into a chemist warehouse ad. Beautiful. Also I had to come back to the video to send this lol

  • @thenintendocyclops1074
    @thenintendocyclops1074 4 года назад +4

    1:49 So we're all basically in agreement that man is the Doomslayer of bears?

  • @sign_12scorpio78
    @sign_12scorpio78 4 года назад

    There was a Stadia ad at the start of the video and I had my volume up pretty loud (I was listening to music in a noisy environment and forgot to turn down my volume). So when I clicked the video, I felt like my eardrums were being blasted by the speakers at a rock concert.

  • @dekusan3682
    @dekusan3682 5 лет назад +8

    7:17 *OH MY GOD I KNOW I LITTERALLY THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO-*

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 4 года назад +1

    I cant hear the cat paw anatomy thing without being reminded of "Princess Little Piddles."

  • @lbolen4304
    @lbolen4304 5 лет назад +17

    Yeetkobe???
    Nah that's a yobe.
    Edit: or a yeebe

  • @snappy6324
    @snappy6324 4 года назад +2

    * honestly thank you for making your color scheme for these pink. It’s the PM Seymour color now. It’s soft and cute and nice and muted it’s just perfect. And I’ll be darned if it isn’t helping me get over the last of my “hating pink phase”. Everyone has one. It’s worse if your trans/nb. But pink is a nice darn color y’know? So soft....

  • @pattonharris9215
    @pattonharris9215 5 лет назад +8

    11:20 Dude, this is just how Jevil thinks.

  • @Contempl8Tech
    @Contempl8Tech 5 лет назад

    Convinced in one... one video is all it took for me to think. "Yup I'm subscribing!" Good stuff man good stuff.

  • @SirBreadicus
    @SirBreadicus 4 года назад +3

    6:10 I swear. I thought I heard ezma from emperor's new groove for a second. 🤣

  • @quibop
    @quibop 5 лет назад +1

    with the hold up thing, i thought they were talking about amethyst for a sec, but then that thought got shot down immediately when it said that this character wielded a pretty cool sword

  • @vwithav7997
    @vwithav7997 4 года назад +5

    actually, if I remember correctly there is a Lizard type that grinds little stones in their mouth to create sparks and very small flames, so like.. we have fire breathing lizards.
    WE HAVE DRAGONS.

    • @AlottaBoulchit
      @AlottaBoulchit 4 года назад +1

      *C H A R M A N D E R*

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 года назад

      We have dragons and þey are probably freaking adorable.

    • @Cheersx3
      @Cheersx3 4 года назад

      I am now on the search to find that species
      ... My journey would be way easier if one could tell me more information please? Maybe a name-

    • @angusperson4222
      @angusperson4222 3 года назад

      @@Cheersx3 any success?

    • @Cheersx3
      @Cheersx3 3 года назад +1

      @@angusperson4222 Sadly not, i did find some other cool animal facts tough. Did you know that some pigs in China are the size of bears? Or that some sharks glow in the dark? And that Reindeer eyes turn from gold to blue in the winter?!
      It's like, so cool :D

  • @applesaur3622
    @applesaur3622 4 года назад +2

    I didnt realise that my inbuilt need to say "my dude" actually has a reason behind it.

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 4 года назад +9

    3:18 thought this was turning into Uzumaki for a sec

  • @ca.amplified9163
    @ca.amplified9163 5 лет назад

    The chimera is like one of those mary sue edgy characters you would see in fantasy roleplays where they're a bunch of hybrids and probably could kill you in .5 seconds

  • @yodaishungryforspaghettios1459
    @yodaishungryforspaghettios1459 5 лет назад +7

    5:15 Samsung water, I'm calling it.

  • @Praecantetia
    @Praecantetia 5 лет назад

    You haven't even seen the art of the toothfairy zooming out to show the much more hostile bonefairy

  • @kidwhositsinthecorner8171
    @kidwhositsinthecorner8171 5 лет назад +6

    3:27 my heart is full of fob, nothing else

  • @chalkkish
    @chalkkish 4 года назад +1

    I forgot Travis was a character that existed but honestly that is a perfect description of him

  • @devoAC
    @devoAC 4 года назад +3

    1:35 In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured Tennessee seeking vengeance against the Ursidae who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Big game hunters, and those that tasted the bite of his knife named him... *the Bear Slayer.*

  • @coffeerequired5074
    @coffeerequired5074 5 лет назад +2

    *Godamnit I'm listening to this at night and my parents are asleep but I just had to go and lose my mind at "Purghaps!" Didn't I-*

  • @marenwithanm7091
    @marenwithanm7091 5 лет назад +4

    7:36 I thought he was talking about Danny Phantom for a second there

  • @kingdonk369
    @kingdonk369 4 года назад

    You bastard P.M Seymour, you got me into FEH and I CAN'T STOP PLAYING IT

  • @samwaterlord6888
    @samwaterlord6888 4 года назад +3

    Person: finally I can feel like a snail again
    Me and Seymour at the same time: again?!

  • @Kaixcs_
    @Kaixcs_ 4 года назад +2

    Todoroki doesnt need anymore nicknames he aready has the two that King Explosion Murder gave him, "Half 'n' half bastard" & "IcyHot"

    • @krismindscape
      @krismindscape 4 года назад +1

      Dr. Cameron Rose SCPF *Lord Explosion Murder

    • @Kaixcs_
      @Kaixcs_ 4 года назад

      @@krismindscape nope, its actually 'King'. It was originally 'Lord' but that didnt work out for him so he changed it to 'King'

    • @krismindscape
      @krismindscape 4 года назад

      Dr. Cameron Rose SCPF Ohh right, I thought “King” was the one that got shot down for some reason- thanks!

  • @falconistrash
    @falconistrash 5 лет назад +5

    omg for the first second or two i thought you were spongebob

  • @lollertoaster
    @lollertoaster 4 года назад

    I don't have nothing to say, but here is my comment to increase your rankings, because I cannot express with only a like how much joy those videos bring into my life. I think it's the only thing that still gets a genuine laugh from me.

  • @Lemonnitenite
    @Lemonnitenite 5 лет назад +21

    Hello I'm early and have a nice day/night y'all

    • @gummygutshoe
      @gummygutshoe 4 года назад

      Lemonnite nite you too dude/dudette

  • @rexevans100
    @rexevans100 5 лет назад

    Just realized that some guy sat there talking to himself, making himself look criminally insane so that we could have this quality entertainment. Thank you sir.

  • @kharisvanserra9599
    @kharisvanserra9599 5 лет назад +6

    I have been blessed

  • @scientificviking
    @scientificviking 4 года назад

    ive been using "purgatory maybe" for upwards of a year and i am only now seeing the "purghaps" addition- i will now be using this new and improved version

  • @jassyanimations8947
    @jassyanimations8947 5 лет назад +7

    7:40
    I want to clarify who both both of them are.
    Until I get an answer I'm going to say Travis and Travis if he was a hot anime boi

    • @eee00525
      @eee00525 4 года назад +2

      Bold of you to assume he isn't already a hot anime boi

  • @pigeonboi230
    @pigeonboi230 3 года назад

    the hot pocket one has inspired me to create a power based around both terms, not the food. put simply, it's flesh pockets that generate insane amounts of heat

  • @berylanisoptera6727
    @berylanisoptera6727 5 лет назад +5

    11:17 Jevil is that you?

  • @rockgirl6786
    @rockgirl6786 20 дней назад

    I've been watching all these in order and he still has yet to say the thing

  • @limehazard
    @limehazard 4 года назад +6

    4:01 dude, that's like one to one JonTron voice. How did you do that?

  • @humanhuman884
    @humanhuman884 3 года назад +2

    In Canada instead of saying, “I love you”, we say “do you want Tim Hortons?” And I think that’s beautiful.

  • @me-wp7lt
    @me-wp7lt 5 лет назад +8

    time to visit the corpse wiggler wheeeeeeeeee oh shi-

  • @animatorblueberrysans7896
    @animatorblueberrysans7896 4 года назад +1

    6:04 and at age 12 you can steal a cake for no reason merely because you're bored. Not because you're hungry no that was the three tubs of ice cream you and your friends bought, you steal the cake through *boredom*