@@AstralArcher he acquired the healing factor in a desperate attempt to cure his cancer. It worked, but left his skin heavily scarred. So no, Wade no longer has cancer and any organ of his that was donated would also be immune to cancer.
My friends say my cats all have “aggressively human” names, like i have a white one called Marvin, a calico called Chase, a black and white one called Jamie and i have a husky called Jackie So please tell Evan I love him and his name
I support the proposition of "Backstory" for butts. I still prefer plot, but good backstory does balance things out. In fact when I "adjust" my sims, they require both plot and backstory!
Same, the og post is wrong though. 'backstory' in relation to butts has been a thing almost as long as 'plot' for boobs has. Like at least a decade that I can remember
7:35 fun fact. You should actually always ask cats permission before you pet them by holding out your hand to their face and letting them sniff you. If the cat is hissing and doesn’t trust you then try blinking slowly multiple times showing that you mean no harm or slowly turning your head to the side saying you trust it. If it runs off or still hisses then leave it alone and let it get use to you. The moment the cats head rubs up against your hand that means “yes, pet me” Ever wonder why a cat attacks when you try to pet it? It’s always either cuz it wants to play or cuz you didn’t ask permission. That’s just one cat fact I will shear. If you wish for me to spread more fun cat facts then let me know and I will.
Weird Kid When cats scrunch up their backs and make their fur stick up it normally means they’re scared of something and try to make theirself look bigger to defend itself and scare off whatever is scaring it. If a cat seems anxious or scared or worried then try putting it in a box or a high secure place. Places where it can hide yet also look around the world helps it calm down. If you’re the one that the cat is scared of then make yourself look smaller by coming down on its level and again blinking slowly and/or turning your head slowly to the side are signs that mean that you don’t want to harm it. Letting it smell something that smells like you or smell your own hand works too. Small slow and patient steps is key to calming a cat down and earning its trust. Would you like more you so called weird child?
@@Dragoninja26 dang this was 2 years ago but alright Most cats don't actually like getting belly rubs. When they lay on their backs it's not to invite you to rub their belly but it's actually a sign of trust cause they're exposing their soft parts. That's another reason why they attack randomly, it's cause you touched a part they didn't like. Cats also purr at a frequency that actually helps heal physical wounds along with mental ones. And they purr not only when they're happy but also to make themselves and those around them feel better.
@@ellastarburst736 me to antivax mothers: Anata ga shitte iru, anata ga suru no wa tōkutōkutōku dakedesu. Watashi wa anata o damara seru toki ga kita to omoimasu! Yada!Yado! Yadayadayadayadayadayadayada! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
1:37 I've never seen this post before but this is legitimately the thought process that eventually led me to being able to love my body 98% of the time. My family got a couple kittens and I was like "wait, I'm so squishy and soft! I am the naturally superior human-pillow! Yeh!" (Learning how to draw body shapes closer to my own also helped a lot, as did seeing chubbier people drawn by other artists)
I've been listening to these with headphones as of recent, and you all will NEVER know the fright that sprung upon me as a voice just paced across behind me, even as I sit.
But what if a murderer did decide to murder you but they couldn’t find your house or get in your house and just thought “Screw it, I’m murdering someone else.”
6:00 Okay, so I was at this ice skate rink, saw a person reading WEBTOON, talked about drawing and stuff, and thought about exchanging social media, they go like, oh yeah, I have a tumblr, and show me trombono and I was like.....oh. OH. So yeah. That happened. And I just reply, your sheep post is famous.
1:38 reminds me of that halo 3 cutscene. "Commander, they outnumber us 3 to 1," to which the commander replies, "then it is an even fight. Burn their mongrel hides!"
4:28 No, no, no. Hold on. Pi *definitely* contains your social security number, IP address, and credit card number. Which is honestly a bit more intimidating, but becomes less so when you consider that every other number ever also does, and nobody can tell any of them apart.
Man, I'm sick, and in so much pain right now, but, this helped me feel so much happier. I may be in a bunch of pain and crying, but, at least I can have a good laugh. All I can say is, thanks.
As to the 'scientists can wear whatever they want', I point at Shirt gate. The guy landed a probe on a meteor, and tumblr got angry at him for wearing a shirt his friend made for him with scantily clad ladies as the design.
6:25 here let me finish this for you... SO THE BULLET START COMING AND IT DIDNT STOP COMING WHEN THROUGH HIS HEAD AND HE HIT THE GROUND DEAD NO ONE KNEW WHO THE MURDERER WAS CUZ THIS IS AS FAR AS THE POST GOES your welcome :)
With that walking past a murderer fact. I know my is definitely above average because I have gone to the court house to see family members who work law. There was more than 36 murderers in that building.
*Demon appeares in red smoke holding a blanket made from the fur of a giant wolf spider and an ice pack* HELL WITH THAT! HE NEEDS ORANGE JUICE AND LOTS OF SLEEP!
The beginning was so weird because I had headphones on and i thought my left earbud was broken or i went partially deaf for a couple seconds in the left ear
MCD REFERENCE Travis : Alina can you use your healing powers on me Alina: Sure Alina: Get better *slap* Get better *slap* GET BETTER NOW *slappity slap slap slap*
Someone replied to this with a MCD reference and it reminded me of a dream I had. Katelynn and Travis overheard Aaron and Aphmau talking, and Katelynn heard Aaron call her Shu (MCD highschool reference) and Katelynn said to Travis, "I don't care what you call me, just never call me shoe."
I'm scrolling through Tumblr while watching this and right when Pat read the Yellowstone post, that exact post came up on my dash. What are the odds 🤷♀️
Deadpools body was completely taken over by his cancer. Wouldn’t exactly take organs from that guy ... I also just realised that Wolverine can’t donate bone marrow, because his entire skeleton is covered in Adamantium. Continuing that thought: why aren’t his teeth silver?
3:05 My great uncle taught at a college before he died. He was part of the admittance committee and always wore like sandals and tie-dye shirts. So people would go in to be interviewed as part of their application and it’d just be a bunch of guys in suits and then an actual hippy. I miss the guy.
Somebody once told me Hands off my macaroni Milwaukee pasta bandit found dead He was picking up his gun With his finger and his thumb Raising up pointed strait at his forehead - p.m semore
This, i have watched so many p.m seymour videos. And THIS was the single one that made me set m tablet down. Go downstairs. Make coffee. And scream into my pillow for five minutes.
Can we just accept that tumblr is just an infinite battle between Biggest-gaudiest-patronuses and pukicho about who can create the most absurd, illogical sentence in the multiverse.
8:13 *Me remembering that Shane Madej is 6 feet and 4 inches and his friend Ryan Bergara is 5 feet and 9½ inches, and then remembering Ricky Goldsworth* Wait a minute
"Somebody one told me 'Hands off my Macaroni'. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit Found Dead. He was picking up the gun, with his Finger and His thumb Raising up, Pointed Straight at his forehead." Is the Dub of All Star I never new I needed.
whenever i would get in trouble for talking too much in class, i would get put next to the silent kids so i wouldn't talk. i talked to them anyway. I am in friend group where I am the only talkative one because of this.
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When the 'Kittens for your thighs' came on. I heard meowing outside my window. Went outside and found a small little kitten
Ok, but did he/she lay on your lap? ;)
You have been chosen by tiny cat.
13natrat No. she or he ran away because I think we scared it in accident
Queen Swany fuck
You know what you must do
"Patrick is a tired boy" is now my new anthem
Blue Grim I thought he was saying “Patrick is a tard boy” lmao
@@arpodyssey7913 oh lmao
I just want like a 10 minute loop of that.
SleeqyBlues “Who also got the flu.”
i liked your comment and now its 666 >:)
On the subject of Deadpool’s organs, apparently he donates (not sells) his organs on a regular basis. Benefits of having a rapid healing factor.
Wade Wilson is an amazing person. Yay Deadpool.
But doesn’t he have cancer? Wouldn’t he not be allowed to donate them then?
@@AstralArcher yah, well not all that of him is cancer, just cut around the cancer and it good
@@AstralArcher he acquired the healing factor in a desperate attempt to cure his cancer. It worked, but left his skin heavily scarred. So no, Wade no longer has cancer and any organ of his that was donated would also be immune to cancer.
That makes me so happy.
I knew a pure white cat named snowball. She was pure white, and so was her brother. Her brother was named Evan though
My friends say my cats all have “aggressively human” names, like i have a white one called Marvin, a calico called Chase, a black and white one called Jamie and i have a husky called Jackie
So please tell Evan I love him and his name
DEAR EVAN HANSON-
@@chargirl7677 I love you
Snowball's brother whats to get.....evan!
Evan
I CANT, “black to the fuchsia” PFFFFT BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Please tell me what it means,,,,,,,, I'm so confused,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
@@bat7696 The gradient is black to pink. Fuschia is a shade of pink. The name "Black to the Fuschia" is parodying Back To The Future.
Kaiata Kaitao i thought it was supposed to be like a blackpink thing
like it’s black to pink lol
Have you ever thought there might be a guy with ocd who is always angry because the earth is 23°
Get well soon
Memøry_Staar
FUCK IT'S ME
Might be? I'm right here!
thats ocd not perfectionism, perfectionism is why we aren't a utopic planet yet!
@@lorekeeper685 true
@@lorekeeper685
Oh ok, thanks! I always get those mixed up.
A H
His laugh is so pure
I physically can’t handle it
I support the proposition of "Backstory" for butts. I still prefer plot, but good backstory does balance things out. In fact when I "adjust" my sims, they require both plot and backstory!
Ya yeet
Lmao
Same though
When you said ”sims” that really hit me personally 😔
Same, the og post is wrong though. 'backstory' in relation to butts has been a thing almost as long as 'plot' for boobs has. Like at least a decade that I can remember
A Tumblr comp has graced us again.
Nice
Untill the tumblr people discover snails
7:35 fun fact. You should actually always ask cats permission before you pet them by holding out your hand to their face and letting them sniff you. If the cat is hissing and doesn’t trust you then try blinking slowly multiple times showing that you mean no harm or slowly turning your head to the side saying you trust it. If it runs off or still hisses then leave it alone and let it get use to you. The moment the cats head rubs up against your hand that means “yes, pet me”
Ever wonder why a cat attacks when you try to pet it? It’s always either cuz it wants to play or cuz you didn’t ask permission.
That’s just one cat fact I will shear. If you wish for me to spread more fun cat facts then let me know and I will.
Weird Kid When cats scrunch up their backs and make their fur stick up it normally means they’re scared of something and try to make theirself look bigger to defend itself and scare off whatever is scaring it. If a cat seems anxious or scared or worried then try putting it in a box or a high secure place. Places where it can hide yet also look around the world helps it calm down.
If you’re the one that the cat is scared of then make yourself look smaller by coming down on its level and again blinking slowly and/or turning your head slowly to the side are signs that mean that you don’t want to harm it.
Letting it smell something that smells like you or smell your own hand works too. Small slow and patient steps is key to calming a cat down and earning its trust.
Would you like more you so called weird child?
@@maythegamer1291 I need more pls
@@ninasilverrose6299 yes
more pls
@@Dragoninja26 dang this was 2 years ago but alright
Most cats don't actually like getting belly rubs. When they lay on their backs it's not to invite you to rub their belly but it's actually a sign of trust cause they're exposing their soft parts. That's another reason why they attack randomly, it's cause you touched a part they didn't like.
Cats also purr at a frequency that actually helps heal physical wounds along with mental ones. And they purr not only when they're happy but also to make themselves and those around them feel better.
Nu. Stahp being sick. Just stahp it. You're too good of a boi to be sick
Well boys, we did it. Sickness is no more.
@@masicbemester anti vaccination moms: 😏😏😏😏😏you sure about dat
@@ellastarburst736 me to antivax mothers: Anata ga shitte iru, anata ga suru no wa tōkutōkutōku dakedesu. Watashi wa anata o damara seru toki ga kita to omoimasu! Yada!Yado! Yadayadayadayadayadayadayada! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
@Dakota _Chan47 Hello Dakota.
@Dakota _Chan47 what? I was just saying hi. Sheesh.
8:41 A purse!? So I lose it? Also It's going to bump my hip every time I take a step! And Purses are Hideous!
Not to mention just plain clunky...
No man you put the strap around your neck and act like its a necklace
@@cattycatqueen7643 *Shudder* Oh god that would be so fucking uncomfortable. Stop! It's awfull!
@@cattycatqueen7643 an extended fannypack
Like cargo shorts are better? There’s just TOO MANY GODDAMN POCKETS
Yes! My favorite youtuber uploads again, huzzah
*your profile pic is BLESSED.*
1:37 I've never seen this post before but this is legitimately the thought process that eventually led me to being able to love my body 98% of the time. My family got a couple kittens and I was like "wait, I'm so squishy and soft! I am the naturally superior human-pillow! Yeh!" (Learning how to draw body shapes closer to my own also helped a lot, as did seeing chubbier people drawn by other artists)
6:19
Nice to hear Arthur again after seeing him being pushed off a cliff.
I've been listening to these with headphones as of recent, and you all will NEVER know the fright that sprung upon me as a voice just paced across behind me, even as I sit.
But what if a murderer did decide to murder you but they couldn’t find your house or get in your house and just thought “Screw it, I’m murdering someone else.”
That'd be just blind luck.
Hope you are feeling better. Love the vids. *edit* I don't know why but the skeleton one are just so funny.
YEs It iS!!!
The next Shower Thoughts should be called: ShUwUr Thoughts
yes
Shʕ◕ᴥ◕ʔr ThOwOghts uwu
UwU yes kawaii desu chan
Oh god no
6:00
Okay, so I was at this ice skate rink, saw a person reading WEBTOON, talked about drawing and stuff, and thought about exchanging social media, they go like, oh yeah, I have a tumblr, and show me trombono and I was like.....oh. OH. So yeah. That happened. And I just reply, your sheep post is famous.
4:19 They gain access to the mind of the Universe.
King Kong:*to Godzilla* finally a worthy opponent
King Kong:our battle will be legendary
Patrick Is A Tired Boi Remix
8:48
You know what, I'm British and sometimes I can't even understand others.
1:38 reminds me of that halo 3 cutscene. "Commander, they outnumber us 3 to 1," to which the commander replies, "then it is an even fight. Burn their mongrel hides!"
4:28 No, no, no. Hold on. Pi *definitely* contains your social security number, IP address, and credit card number. Which is honestly a bit more intimidating, but becomes less so when you consider that every other number ever also does, and nobody can tell any of them apart.
Please recover from the flu soon! c:
Woke up in a cold sweat because of a nightmare and instantly came to this video... I litterally woke up rn. Thanks pal I feel better now.
Get well soon Pat.Thx for the video
Man, I'm sick, and in so much pain right now, but, this helped me feel so much happier. I may be in a bunch of pain and crying, but, at least I can have a good laugh. All I can say is, thanks.
I am, in fact, a lot better now. So now I can watch this, happily, while eating Oreo fluff. 😊
That intro though xD Made me think my headphones were broken at first lmao
I imagine if two mind readers are reading eachother's mind, it's like putting a microphone next to a speaker.
I just want a compilation of all those weird songs tumblr makes
My favorite thing about these binge videos is how in the middle, he'll say "and finally" because the originals are just slapped together
After saying that the episode was done, but not the compilation, I literally thought the video was over.
The impressive and hilarious voice acting rather than the typical text-to-speech is so refreshing
Feel better Seymour!
As to the 'scientists can wear whatever they want', I point at Shirt gate. The guy landed a probe on a meteor, and tumblr got angry at him for wearing a shirt his friend made for him with scantily clad ladies as the design.
6:25 here let me finish this for you...
SO THE BULLET START COMING
AND IT DIDNT STOP COMING
WHEN THROUGH HIS HEAD AND HE HIT THE GROUND DEAD
NO ONE KNEW WHO THE MURDERER WAS
CUZ THIS IS AS FAR AS THE POST GOES
your welcome :)
With that walking past a murderer fact. I know my is definitely above average because I have gone to the court house to see family members who work law. There was more than 36 murderers in that building.
Feel better Pat!
10:32 stop you’re making my heart skip a beat!
So there's plot and now there's backstory. I approve.
*alien busts through Seymour’s front door* HUMAN I HAVE BROUGHT YOU 15 CANS OF THIS SUBSTANCE CALLED SOUP TO ASSIST IN YOUR RECOVERY
*Demon appeares in red smoke holding a blanket made from the fur of a giant wolf spider and an ice pack* HELL WITH THAT! HE NEEDS ORANGE JUICE AND LOTS OF SLEEP!
Deamon Castor this is now my favorite reply to any comment ever you win
@@Layla-gh5ij Why thank you.
YAY!! I CAUGHT P. M'S VID AGAIN
Dude. I love your voice. Its so soothing. If im at school or stressed i can use it to calm down, and if im tired but cant sleep it helps.
The insult to overalls is a personal attack 😡 (lol 😂)
Get better soon Pat! You have no choice.
I know this has nothing to do with the vid but who else is waiting for impala lord so pm could make a space orcs vid
impala lord?
The beginning was so weird because I had headphones on and i thought my left earbud was broken or i went partially deaf for a couple seconds in the left ear
its the flu this time eh?
then get well soon, you better get well soon
MCD REFERENCE
Travis : Alina can you use your healing powers on me
Alina: Sure
Alina: Get better *slap* Get better *slap* GET BETTER NOW *slappity slap slap slap*
im very sorry but i dont understand, but ill still laugh
Someone replied to this with a MCD reference and it reminded me of a dream I had. Katelynn and Travis overheard Aaron and Aphmau talking, and Katelynn heard Aaron call her Shu (MCD highschool reference) and Katelynn said to Travis, "I don't care what you call me, just never call me shoe."
HE BETTER GET BETTER OR ILL PUNCH HIM IN THE *FACE WITH HEALTH*
10:30 That is truly beautiful.
To me it kinda sounds like a scene from some anime, but that just makes it easier to picture it in its full glory
Everytime I read a:
Tumblr post, I read it in P.M Seymour's voice
Reddit post, I read it in EmKay's voice
Twitter post, I read it in Fainted's voice
IM NOT ALONE
Ugh, sorry about the flu, man. Btw, if you ever need a source for a whole video, normal-horoscopes is a good place to start.
Hope you get better pat!
I'm scrolling through Tumblr while watching this and right when Pat read the Yellowstone post, that exact post came up on my dash. What are the odds 🤷♀️
Almost a billion to one.
I'm tall and nice, but can bring out my inner short person.
Deadpools body was completely taken over by his cancer. Wouldn’t exactly take organs from that guy ...
I also just realised that Wolverine can’t donate bone marrow, because his entire skeleton is covered in Adamantium.
Continuing that thought: why aren’t his teeth silver?
*KICKS DOOR DOWN* WHO GAVE THIS MAN A THUMPS DOWN!?! COME OUT AND FIGHT ME PEASANT!!!
*The Piller men theme plays in the background* I AGREE! WHOSOEVER GAVE THAT THUMBS DOWN SHALL REGRET IT!
GATHER THE ARMY,MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
I SHALL BRING THE ARTILLERY
Anyone want any weapons? I got plenty to share!
@@kitsunequeen2018 NAY THE ONLY WEAPONS I NEED ARE MY WORDS!!!!!!
The one about feeling hated/loved, the average person has to recieve 7 complements to cancel out one insult. Sad but true.
8:20 you put it into words! ( And short people, being tall isn't even that cool. Kinda sucks sometimes)
3:05 My great uncle taught at a college before he died. He was part of the admittance committee and always wore like sandals and tie-dye shirts. So people would go in to be interviewed as part of their application and it’d just be a bunch of guys in suits and then an actual hippy. I miss the guy.
Somebody once told me
Hands off my macaroni
Milwaukee pasta bandit found dead
He was picking up his gun
With his finger and his thumb
Raising up pointed strait at his forehead - p.m semore
Wait....doesn't Deadpool have cancer all throughout his body.
How much could he make from selling cancer-filled organs?
Medical research, maybe?
God I love seeing Icelandic letters in old English.
This, i have watched so many p.m seymour videos. And THIS was the single one that made me set m tablet down. Go downstairs. Make coffee. And scream into my pillow for five minutes.
12:03
Wolverine: Yes
Deadpool: Literally has cancer in all of his body so probably not.
whenever i feel sad or stressed i watch one of your videos and i instantly feel better
IDK why but you sound like some weird king of mix between Jontron and John Mulaney
Savana Moon HE DOES
Still can't get over how Patrick has been through my entire life. As Travis, and now reading Tumblr posts.
The cheese fact is indeed correct.
Eye cheese
Toe Cheese
Awe get well pat
*watching video* oh his voice sounds familiar ...*2 seconds later* ...HOLY SHIT
?
10:51
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY IS THIS BASICALLY THE PLOT OF A STORY I'M READING RIGHT NOW?!
4:45 I've watched the same tumbler complication for 3 days tell me I'm not a caveman. *TELL ME*
Can we just accept that tumblr is just an infinite battle between Biggest-gaudiest-patronuses and pukicho about who can create the most absurd, illogical sentence in the multiverse.
8:13
*Me remembering that Shane Madej is 6 feet and 4 inches and his friend Ryan Bergara is 5 feet and 9½ inches, and then remembering Ricky Goldsworth*
Wait a minute
2:20
He better start running because thats more than 4 times the circumference of the earth.
There are 3 types on people in this world
Those who can do maths
And those who cant
What's the third?
Aww get well soon Pat we luv yu
YOOOOOO THAT GURLS GOT SOME BACKSTORY
0:44 toad is about to counter that golf club and be a small nuke
Hi Seymour!
Feel better soon buddy!
10:31 literally describes anabeth and percy's first fight
Do you think there’s a scientist who dresses in lolita fashion every day?
I want to see this man.
1:24 Great, now I'm sitting here wondering what cyanas kitten capacity is.
Might be late but moar than 1 (+1 if u will)
I love these lmao
11:07 the player who died makes a new 1st lvl character!
4:05 u can hear pavlov groaning and laughing in his grave
Don't forget rolling in there.
She's got some nice plot yea and her backstory is great....it would work so well 😆
I remember this!
"Somebody one told me 'Hands off my Macaroni'. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit Found Dead. He was picking up the gun, with his Finger and His thumb Raising up, Pointed Straight at his forehead." Is the Dub of All Star I never new I needed.
Hey uh.. how about making a binge compilation of binge compilations?
3:43 this hits different
YOUR FIRST NAME IS PATRIC?!??
You didn't know?
no dislikes yet, keep up the good work, PM
Huh huh I'm in danger
Heh heh we're in danger.
whenever i would get in trouble for talking too much in class, i would get put next to the silent kids so i wouldn't talk. i talked to them anyway. I am in friend group where I am the only talkative one because of this.
OH BUDDDY BOY
The pipes, The pipes, are calling me!
12:14 my friend’s ringtone is Snake’s codec. Sometimes when he picks up he says “Colonial” in a deep gravely voice.