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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2021
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I had a bad breakdown moment today because the furry goblin that lives in my apartment knocked over my watering can over my drawing tablet and everything around it. I've gotten most of the chaos under control now, and took a little break to settle my mood. I ended up here, and you managed to lift my spirits enough to calm my soul. Thanks, keep up the good work you do to people like me.
Hope you're feeling well now
are you sure you didnt just kidnap a midget in a fur suit?
@@DeskFan I'm pretty sure he's a goblin, he screams a lot and demands to be fed all the time, even when his food bowl is full
@@Star-vh4cs I am, thank you. Very tired from the emotions, but no longer breaking down ❤
@@Theshadowboiiii a moderately chonk goblin, and very smart, to my misfortune. Loves yeeting hairties under the fridge
You can pronounce STEM as the word stem, pretty much any and all STEM majors pronounce it that way
So they don't say "StEMmm!"
Cos that's how I read it put loud in my head.
@@ampz1466 wha
how
please explain how that works
Steam majors can call themselves whatever they want.
@@spiceyicey Dyslexia making my reading spicy as usual.
How else do you say it?
speedrun strat: before you enter the first fire nation ship all the objects are stored at the bottom-right corner so if you clip through you can activate the raid early and then put the wig on zuko skipping the first 3 chapters of the game
ALSO since the staff has a base damage of 0 before you enter the water tribe, and the Frozen debuff from the water makes attacks do -5% damage, going in the water makes the damage counter underflow all the way to 255 so you can defeat the raid fast.
Once you've done the zuko skip you can do a Air Ball Bounce (A.B.B.) by spawning two airballs in rapid succession so one gets pushed out the other lauching you and letting you glide all the way to the sun temple where you can just clip under the floor to activate the cutscene and master fire powers giving you access to the rest of the chapter.
I unironically want an A:TLA video game where all of this is made possible through deliberately-coded "glitches".
@@zierin705 floopibingolschferenorp
Oh, that is funny
This is gold. May I even say, OPAL!!
@@bruhmachine6435 no you may not say
"Someone in this world has consumed more mayonnaise than anyone else currently alive and they don't even know"
He knows already. Boris knows.
Ah, a gopnik of culture.
ISSSSSSSS BORIS!
My friend is one of the people behind the osha lore account, and they clam to fear what they’ve created… it’s literally Frankenstein running from his own monster
LUCKY.
22:08
Not to worry, Snom, Animal Crossing has prepared me for just such an emergency. Readying slingshot...
**Splashes into water**
@@vicious_cycle *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
@@vicious_cycle You are what chaotic evil looks like
Nooii
**imprint of Snom in ground**
I’d love to see some reading of the classic “Australian Tumblr freaks out American Tumblr” posts but I can’t decide whether I want PM to do his Australian accent or team up with an actual Australian VA.
PM doing an australian accent and an australian doing an american accent
@@venom_vengeance5202 YES I NEED THAT
1:00 he's actually totally right because things keep evolving into crabs from seperate branching.
*PREPARE THE CRAB RAVE*
@@robertcrawshaw9978 yeah i forgot the name and was too lazy to google it
Everything wants to be crab
Except mammals are evolving into weasels
Oh I’m a HORRIBLE fucking weasel
me: *watching the alien and human interaction posts*
me: *sees them being surprisingly emotionally intimate*
me: *sighs*
me: *opens picrew, google docs, several random name generators, and my sketchbook* time to write the basis for a love story
Time to write the comical parts of that
I head cannon that the Indiana Jones storyline is Han Solo's dreams between episodes 5 and 6
Kingdom of the Lost Skull is when the blue milk kicks in
You just made me want to binge watch star wars. And then watch indiana jones for the first time
@@ashpanda2497 Glad I can help
my hc is that han solo is indiana jones' self-insert oc in his edgy star trek what-if au
I just got my wisdom teeth out and I'm miserable
It took me ten minutes to eat a bowl of ice cream and I could barely do it and cried cause I made such a mess
But this is making me feel better
So thank u
Dang, maybe if you try drinking milk it'll hurt less?
@@IamaPERSON I... I despise the way milk tastes
I have discovered that the reason I made such a mess was because of how numb and puffy I am. So if I watch myself eat it goes a lot better
Currently drinking tea
@@goblin_boyo8194 aw man. Then I hope you get well soon
@@goblin_boyo8194 how are you now?
I'm supposed to get mine out soon 😭 all 4 at once sounds scary
My friend wrote a story about the duolingo owl murdering someone because they didn’t do the thing that day. It’s actually really well written.
I once wrote a story about the duolingo owl being involved in a series of murders
It's well written because it's actually based on true events...
YOU GUYS CANT SAY THINGS LIKE THIS AND NOT LEAVE A LINK
@@Ckwhc I don't have access to that story anymore. It was on a school account, but I'm at a different school now, so the account and all of the documents were deleted. It was very sad for me because I had a lot of stuff on there that i wanted to keep :(
I could give you a story about an entire crime family drowning though
*sees post about adopting characters as your nephew/niece*
*looks at my oc callie*
*looks at her adopted older sister/legal guardian annie*
"You mind if I just...."
thats crazy... callie's one of the squid sisters and annie's a headwear shopkeeper
21:16
Ok 1, no that is not just Underfell, Underfell is actually extremely dark and it’s almost scary how this AU with edgy teenager energy is so heavy
And 2, this AU idea is absolutely hilarious, yes, please, make this. Now. I’m waiting over here-
I can imagine Toriel saying in a very sincere voice "Are you fucking safe now, you dumbass child?"
I mean, there's literally a pirate au or three
It's just an AU where everyone swears... Except Toriel because she is too precious
If you do a genocide run then when you meet Sans for the fight he goes into a monologue that's just a long series of bleeps and then calls you a piece of shit uncensored
The fact that younger me found Andy's channel through a friggin minecraft parody, and current me found it through some Tumblr voiceovers is is astounding to me
P.M., I know you probably won't see this, but thank you. Your videos have gotten me through many hard times and made me have joy on my worst days. You have inspired me to go into voice acting and animation, and I thank you for that. Without your funny voice, I would not be the person I am today.
Much love,
LE
someone important yell this at seymour
@@nyxedeggs4974 so he can... seemore?
Actually, since the typical cumulus cloud weighs about 1.1 million pounds, and the average donkey weighs 500 pounds, so the average cumulus cloud weighs about 2,200 donkey actually.
I'm late for leaving for work but the squid writing prompt reminded me of my own shenanigans writing project
Teacher tells us we need to write based on a book we're reading, and I refuse cause I'm an obstinate little gremlin who can't write. She bargains with me and let's me write about anything I want but it had to be like 3 pages. So I wrote the story of myself being shrunk to the size of a barbie and riding on chihuahua back down the street to fight a wizard in the local chiropractors office. I don't recall if I got graded for that.
"Why this of all stories?" "Well you see I've been thinking about being a living doll in my dollhouse"
5:38 This just reminds me of Tokyo Ghoul. Several characters just kill and eat douchebags that they've met or just happened to bump into them at the wrong time. One side character just goes out to this like he's getting groceries.
Same here, and they’d have the most time to deduce (A month before more hunger) where shitty people would be, meaning people who say ‘I’d only eat bad people’ would be correct
"Back in the old days" is now the first hundred (or maybe first fifty) binge compilations... Along with the God Makes Things, Humans Are Space Orcs, Shower Thoughts and Discord-something (I forgot, it was back in the old days. Lol)
Edit: Oh yeah, and mega-binge compilations don't exist yet... *sighs full of nostalgia*
Back in my day there were only 6 binge compilations
Back in my day it was 2 months ago
Edit: It tried to autocorrect “ago” to “agony” and it’s impressive that RUclips knows my personality so well
Are there more “Humans are Space Orbs” things? This is the first one I’ve watched and I like it.
@@everyonegetselfears1444 yes. Pat has a playlist of them, I'm pretty sure he does. Yell at me if he doesnt
@@catastrophicivy Yesssssssssssss
tumblr is an entire fever dream and i love it
Tumblr is seven different fever dreams all at once, (sorta like the seven layers of hell, but worse) and they each have a different flavor and vibe, (which are two separate thngs) so it ends up clashing a lot, forming an eighth fever dream formed out of the bits that break off all the others as they collide.
@@ndt_dynamite2247 *This belongs in a binge compilation*
Ok P.M. Seymour... my last request for you or your editor Andy, please do this:
Space Orc memoirs... Nerva's summery of humans.
(A complete binge of "Humans are Space Orcs").
I just realized that the “No one can be an archeologist in one franchise and also in Star Wars!” was about Harrison Ford. I thought it meant George Lucas.
Umm, you know most people can live with one kidney; you don't have to wait until they die for the other, as long as they are willing. Similarly, if you remove part of the liver, it will regenerate. Heat or lungs are harvested after death, but not all organs need to be.
One lung can be donated, I think I have heard of that anyway. Oh by the way I have two, yes 2, appendixes. Most people of Osage (a Native American tribe) heritage have 2 appendixes, like me.
@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 Really? I had no idea. That's fascinating. Do you have any idea why? I'd heard the appendix is used to aid in the digestion of plant material and as a reservoir for gut bacteria, and that the size pretty much scales with how much of a species' diet is made of plants. But I've never heard of multiples before.
@@amberkat8147 no idea why but it is hereditary. The second one is like 1/4 of the regular sized one. When my half brother was born my stepmother's family disputed that he was my fathers, but an ultrasound showed he had 2 appendixes like us, and that shut them up. Me, my dad, and my brother all have 2, and according to my dad it is because of our Osage heritage. I am 1/8th Osage I think.
19:01 To be fair, he framed Hagrid, who _did_ get expelled and Dumbledore was the only one to suspect (if not know) the truth.
Fun fact about 1:46 - Pure vanilla extract contains a minimum 35 percent alcohol content (for context that’s the same proof as captain Morgan rum), so drinking 2 cups of vanilla extract in one sitting would just make you VERY drunk
I love your editor's little dragon
Lil dude's adorable as fuck.
I’m glad you’re still uploading these pm! I love them!
6:59 "I'm pretty sure that thing is going to live till the end of time, which means I might to." has me rolling
19:42 Me, sitting here with my cat named Concrete on my lap: "Oh no, they've found us. Quick we must skedaddle!"
The last alien bit always makes me cry. Like I'm at school doing a mannequin's hair with tears in my eyes. Beautiful.
1:20 I disagree with PM, I made soup this one time and lost the spoon, I had to consume it directly from the bowl.... I- I felt like a savage. I got lost in the flowing flavor of soup. I became the monster that I feared of becoming
18:08 and then there's summer camp island that's just cute anthropomorphic animal children and witches doing magic shenanigans for 4 seasons of filler. It's bliss.
14:24 They knew too much. It had to be done. You could say we... cooked their book.
WHERE IS THE ULTRA- BINGE COMPILATION, SEYMOUR?
WE NEED IT
It can't happen anymore because RUclips said no MORE videos over 10 hours long, and there is already a mega binge that is 15 hours long (before the rule got made).
:(
Stopped paying attention in theater class for this.
That’s how you know it’s *really* good
Ok so I wasn’t entirely paying attention to the video so the moment I realized Andy was speaking I thought the video changed even thought autoplay is off.
24:48 That's pretty much that one scene from a Doctor Who special:
Some Guy™: "The horror movie, Alien."
The Doctor: "There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive, no wonder everyone keeps invading you."
Medieval times (the dinner and show, not the time period) does not offer silverware. The soup is served in a bowl with a handle. Not only do you drink it, I drank it so smoothly and thoroughly that my server thought he forgot to serve me soup.
Spoons keep one humble.
This binge compilation is better suited for beginners and new watchers.
After all, this *IS* Binge Compilation 101.
(Couldn't help it.
Here’s the door, leave.
@@letsgoblue9596 Ah, don't worry, pal.
I won't let the door hit me on the way out.
And besides, if I hadn't done it, someone else would.
@@SirNerdTheThird5143 true, also grab me a drink while you’re out, then mabye come back with another joke aswell.
@@letsgoblue9596 Ok.
What kind of drink. A water, a soft drink(like Coke)or a juice?
And I'll see if I can get a actually funny joke.
@@SirNerdTheThird5143 mabye some sweet tea.
10:58 even worse, they DO know it
I DIDN'T KNOW EDITOR ANDY WAS ACTUALLY ANDY- This is shocking news, but it makes every little additional thing he adds to Pms videos so much funnier.
Technically, Dumbledore couldn’t expel Riddle because A) he didn’t have any proof to back his suspicions, and B) he wasn’t the headmaster yet, and the actual headmaster had pinned the whole thing on Hagrid just like Riddle wanted him to
3:00 terrified me cause you went "how is your computer not dead?" and the sudden dark screen made me think my computer died cause I could see my reflection... then I realized that was in fact not my reflection, but a horror movie
"Hit it like it's the muffin button: made me smile *SO MUCH*.
That story at the end..it...it gave me some ideas and inspiration for a story....but the ending is..so..well it was sad but yet such a good one and I felt that in so many ways...I love the story's you sometimes put at the end ❤
2:54 me who easily have double than that: i mean i want to read that manga later you know
17:30 good idea in theory, sadly a lot of people get bored halfway through and just stop watching
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles did it perfectly, IMO. I guess it works best with comedy series since it can be more easily presented as slice-of-life.
Me: *happy he said space orcs again*
Also me: Oh my gosh the alien met the two angels!
22:56 *nods in agreement* It's a common thing, the Pizza Hut my dad worked at used to trade with the Sonic next door all the time
7:37 out of curiousity I searched it, and daaaw, Andy, ur oc is so cute!
*I don’t know what to do with the knowledge that Seymour knows about UTAUs*
Pretty fine video, cool man
Love the mix of yours and Andy's vids
19:28 "Teenage mutant ninja frogs". I distinctly remember the 80s/90s Turtles meeting a group of frogs that were so? Fighting against a mutant alligator? I....can't give more specifics?
I want to thank Andy for being born in this world at a time I can enjoy this type of content
*oh my god i didnt know PM seymour knew about the undertale fandom. i am afraid yet have too many happy chemicals so thank you*
If you're reading this, you should know..
YOU ARE AMAZING!
YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE!
YOU ARE CAPABLE OF WONDERFUL THINGS!
YOU ARE IRREPLACEABLE!
YOU ARE WORTH MORE THAN YOU KNOW!!
Much love to all of y'all ❤💓💖💞💕❤💓💖💞💕
thats the biggest load of bullshit thrown at me i thought i was at a bull riding competition
@@RGBFurry Yeah, I agree.
Horseapples
Dude. It took me years, decade(s), to somewhat accept this, and even now I am still not totally sure.
Don't throw all of this wholesomeness at once, it's too much. Ease us into it.
I appreciate you my guy
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WHEN UR ALWAYS TALKING ABT EDITOR ANDY I DIDNT KNOW YOU MEANT *THIS* ANDY OH MY STARS THIS IS SO WHOLESOME !!! AS SOMEONE WHO GREW UP ON APHMAU THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY 😭😭
Noooooooo!!!! You cannot take away the alien conversations!!!! I refuse to allow it! It's my favorite! 😭
6:30
You never loved me, Daniel. You only used me for good rolls.
Heh... the pre-nap/post-nap one reminded me of the time when I freaked my english teacher explaining how I knew the difference between pre and post... answer was "well, it's called post mortem if it's already dead. Pre mortem would be what we are... alive..."
Not an english speaker, and was a fan of crime shows as a teen... hope that explained it.
7:45 yeah, and it originated as "Happy birthday! Here's a sheep's/goat's bladder I inflated!" (I don't remember how they inflated them)
I love how my first interaction with both you and Andy was Aphmau roleplays
11:07 Of course I know him. He's my younger brother.
10:30 that person is a much better writer than the kids who got a better grade on the assignment.
It’s CREATIVE. WRITING. Teachers, be weirder. Good writers are usually weird as shit.
5:54
It doesn't have to be billionaires. Just go outside during the pandemic and eat the anti-maskers.
But then you'll get sick.
@@shootingstar4468 Oh. What if they're cooked?
@@squeaktheswan2007 i mean ... why not just turn em into broth and boil em a bit
Eat the rich and poor alike. If they're a piece of shit, eat every last bit
me forgetting my mask that one time:
Didn't realise that P.M Seymour was a native of New York, until someone someone challenged him and Hitherehunter to see who would tweet back first.
I'm sorry, link to that plz
@@rainbowangel5264 it was on Twitter.
@@ireneparkin3360 thank you
Finally back to binging the binges. Day something or another lol I forgot
The monsters that eat only bad people can follow a good person until they see a bad person or follow screams or hunt less favorable alleys. It’s like, we’re comparing gas station sushi to a sushi bar with the fun little carousel. You can go to a place with food you don’t want, or you can go to a place with a lot of what you want. Watching a good person and waiting for a bad one to start stalking them to take is like watching the seaweed cube go around and waiting for the cook to put an eel roll behind it on the belt. It’s guaranteed, just makes you wonder how long until it’s put out is all
Post nap clarity is like post but clarity but more depressing and you’re dehydrated
18:39 no, sugar contains nothing but carbohydrates and is therefore a food. It’s a food we use a lot, and put the food on other food, but it’s not a seasoning because it’s caloric.
1:15 I said it before and I'll say it again. By eating soup with a spoon we actually let it digest much better because saliva is a digestion enzyme that extracts some elements our body needs and no other enzyme in our body can do that. so yeah healthy eating= eating soup with a spoon ... also chewing soup is recommended as well
5:45
Okay but
Like I’d only eat “bad” people
Like someone who mildly inconvenienced me just cuz they’re a dick
Y’know like people who cut you off in traffic or that person that threw a plastic bag on the ground even though there was a trash can like 5 feet away
I’d eat those people
They’re absolutely everywhere so I’d never go hungry
I love your videos, you are so funny and cool. ❤️
6:17 ah, but you can just lookup the sex offender registry. Then you have access to where your next meal is.
18:05 im pretty sure some seasons of doctor who do this as well. At least, to a small extent
The tAWoG rabbit hole is an immensely strange and complex web of plot to delve into, and it makes me giggle every time to think that there is cohesion to this otherwise absolute chaos
Omg i hit the notification immediately you are the best!!!
18:00 well this is not a show but a podcast. Magnus Archives kind of does this and holy fuck it's such a cool feeling when you realise the things that have been going on since ep 1. Please give it a listen
22:03 I like this concept but also in dragonlance they made one of the adventures turn into an incredibly overweight drunk cause "he stopped going on adventures after he settled down and it all kinds went downhill from there"
Im not subscribed and i never look up these videos yet somehow... i always come across them.
I am now subscribing
I love Tumblr but i can't really be there because all of my friends are there and i can't have a full conference over there about how getting shoved into the oven will make a guy hotter instantly like i can on Reddit, so i will stay with the gremlins on Reddit, for now, but tweeter... It's a place i would never go to. It's scary . I would die.
how do you still have friends there? all mine migrated to insta/twitter and out discord server only.
@@liz_violet they are afraid from Twitter as well, they did try to go one there but the social justice warriors scared them away, and on insta they didn't have the guts to stay there... discord it's just different, like it's more personal, so they crawled back to Tumblr in no time,
6:12 you could just work at a prison as a death row worker
All of these hit home, it was great. Especially the age one...
That dice one was interesting. I had a full set of smoky gray dice that always rolled great for me. I tried hard to keep others from using them, but when they did, the dice tanked them (and me, for a few rolls afterwards).
It's been 20+ if not 30+ years since I played D&D. My 2nd wife tossed my books - like 12 milk crates full of manuals, and Crom only knows how many modules, and this was long ago as well.
Even after all this time, and through several moves, I still know exactly where those dice are. They're about 3 feet to my right.
4:58 while this is mostly correct, it's good to remember every animal acts differently
My cat loves direct eye contact, purring and wanting to cuddle when I look at him, the other cat doesn't care at all, she just stares back confused. One of them do make eye contact only in aggressive situations, for example the "give me food. Immediately." Stare, but he also looks very confused if WE look at him lmao
16:19 = Lovecraftian Lemon. Cthulhlemon, if you will.
The pet names one is especially hilarious to me because I have 4 cats with completely normal names. Lela, Sadie, Rin, and Ruby. I plan on getting a 5th, however, and the name that I've decided for this 5th cat? Minecraft.
The spoon is there so that we don't burn our whole mouths and breath fire like a dragon. Trust me. When I gave my robot gal pal pea and ham soup without a spoon, she breathed green fire.
how does one breathe fire when they're all electric?
@@liz_violet well, it looked like fire. I didn't get close enough to find out whether it burned or shocked me. I will test it out, BRB.
2:10 "pokemon if it was shot in New York city"
The unova region literally exists
Now I’m imagining it even better now, thank you
7:54 I love the little ̶g̶u̶y̶ character in the corner.
6 word cooking horror story I came up
"Oh man, I forgot the seasoning...."
*{inspired by my Food technology teacher who doesn't season her food}*
1:00 “a paradise for the fish and crab.” - Calamity, from No Evil
18:15 This had me literally stop the video because it is almost 2 am and I just remembered that my host body needs sleep. Now I’m looking at the plate full of food of which I made too much because I forgot to feed it for the whole day, and realised that I ate less than half of it and the body doesn’t want to ingest anything, but I KNOW it needs more nutrients. Now I don’t know what the hell to do
I’m still struggling to comprehend triple digits
17:29 I know this isn’t a show and my profile is themed around it but this is literally the DSaF games
Seymour uploaded in the a.m.... this is cursed
4:55 the minute I saw it, I laughed simply because of how long the setup was.
19:14
My phone alarm literally went off RIGHT at the end of "I'm already here" and scared me so bad I am laughing so hard
"Ripley's Believe it or Die"
Oh, so just Aliens?