Bernie Sanders vs Joe Biden Rap Battle

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  • Опубликовано: 11 мар 2020
  • Bernie and Joe have had enough of debating and have now gone to rapping
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @grandayy
    @grandayy  4 года назад +10241

    I spent over a week working on this so I really hope you like it!
    Big thanks to Party In Backyard for making the awesome instrumental music track: ruclips.net/user/PartyInBackyard
    This song is now on Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/6czHoVV1pdXO0PR4SQDteA
    And iTunes: music.apple.com/album/1503417508

  • @lxverdant1837
    @lxverdant1837 4 года назад +14361

    You and your friends: _"Lets not get all political and stuff"_
    2 drinks later:

    • @davepatois297
      @davepatois297 4 года назад +60

      Underrated

    • @vukle1
      @vukle1 4 года назад +39

      It's 3 drinks later

    • @jesserutledge6260
      @jesserutledge6260 4 года назад +107

      It’s 0 drinks later.

    • @vukle1
      @vukle1 4 года назад +14

      @@jesserutledge6260 right coppa 🚨🚨🚨🚨🔞

    • @hopesy12u4
      @hopesy12u4 4 года назад +23

      Skip school, ditch work, and go VOTE BERNIE

  • @WilliamMaranciMashups
    @WilliamMaranciMashups 4 года назад +12762

    Who won?
    Who’s next?
    YOU DECIDE!

    • @gastrodonte3435
      @gastrodonte3435 4 года назад +697

      Your vote matters!
      Vote for bernie!

    • @cowbellysson1198
      @cowbellysson1198 4 года назад +107

      goddammit you beat me to it

    • @oguzsevim2079
      @oguzsevim2079 4 года назад +108

      EPIC

    • @Otzkar
      @Otzkar 4 года назад +109

      @@oguzsevim2079 RAP

    • @tomhughes1055
      @tomhughes1055 4 года назад +234

      *EEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORAYY*
      *BERNIE SANDERS*
      *VERSUS*
      *JOOOEEEEEE BIIDEEEEN*
      *BEGIN*

  • @quepasta8547
    @quepasta8547 4 года назад +4248

    " You're in the top 1% of people who should not be president" That line was fire.

    • @quirkyqwerty9878
      @quirkyqwerty9878 3 года назад +176

      My fav lines were “funny you mention that state your pretty creepy yourself, mate” and “you will probably die before July and I will win by default”

    • @mlv5746
      @mlv5746 3 года назад +37

      @@quirkyqwerty9878 the "win by default" line is the best thing to come out of this election year

    • @MamaYaGoBrr
      @MamaYaGoBrr 3 года назад +28

      "Trump calls you sleepy Joe, but I'm the sleepy one when you speak!"

    • @coucounybacon9389
      @coucounybacon9389 3 года назад +1

      he could become president tho

    • @marccalebflores8270
      @marccalebflores8270 3 года назад +2

      Damn this reply section was a journey now that he is president-elect

  • @mrwhowasit4367
    @mrwhowasit4367 4 года назад +3913

    “you’ll probably die before July”
    jesus christ

  • @_imperiumromanum
    @_imperiumromanum 4 года назад +13549

    inaccurate, Joe Biden didn't forget any of his lyrics

    • @vinamraparashar7590
      @vinamraparashar7590 4 года назад +162

      Demented joe 😂

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +32

      I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest RUclipsr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear bernie

    • @raiden6607
      @raiden6607 4 года назад +7

      Why black people call each other monica

    • @jarryplundermen6236
      @jarryplundermen6236 4 года назад +65

      inaccurate, Joe Biden didnt sniff on Kids a single time

    • @supreior1181
      @supreior1181 4 года назад +39

      "No President Biden, we aren't in the Vietnam War!"

  • @elijahminiuk2058
    @elijahminiuk2058 4 года назад +5769

    That was the most coherent thing Joe Biden has ever said.

    • @Sinbad1999
      @Sinbad1999 4 года назад +18

      When dolan darker steals your comment and gets more likes than you
      :(

    • @hopesy12u4
      @hopesy12u4 4 года назад +6

      Zoomer, millennials, and Gen-Xers support Bernie.
      hide yo wife, hide yo kids, then take em all TO VOTE BERNIE

    • @AChunkyDog
      @AChunkyDog 4 года назад

      And the least communist Sanders has been

    • @AChunkyDog
      @AChunkyDog 4 года назад +1

      @@hopesy12u4
      Millennial voting for Trump (again)
      Have fun.

    • @elijahminiuk2058
      @elijahminiuk2058 4 года назад

      @@AChunkyDog Indeed

  • @crack3922
    @crack3922 3 года назад +2912

    This is actually more civilized than the trump and biden debate

    • @theworldssmallestmapper4588
      @theworldssmallestmapper4588 3 года назад +18

      I so agree

    • @bbread4133
      @bbread4133 3 года назад +10

      Fax

    • @ourladypeace3
      @ourladypeace3 3 года назад +64

      Debates don’t seem to be working, to the degree that maybe even giving moderators microphone volume controls wouldn’t solve it, we need rap battles instead.

    • @radicaldoge
      @radicaldoge 3 года назад +17

      The fact Donald trump was not in this one made all the difference

    • @suryatallavarjula3184
      @suryatallavarjula3184 3 года назад +6

      @@radicaldoge The final debate was good though, got to hear Joe ramble for 2 minutes at a time without interruptions!

  • @MooseStache
    @MooseStache 3 года назад +1229

    "I was VP for Obama"
    - Joe Biden's Presidential Campaign in a nutshell

    • @alandoan1640
      @alandoan1640 3 года назад +35

      .... y’know, this is accurate

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @stretchscreamers
      @stretchscreamers 3 года назад +3

      @Jimmy Carter you will be alive. You will win. And you will be 100 years old!

    • @jurgengjidia8657
      @jurgengjidia8657 3 года назад +21

      Who is Joe? got no clue. Nobody even knows your views

    • @nomeca961
      @nomeca961 3 года назад +23

      “I was VP for Obama” “I’m not Trump”

  • @marwansobhy7050
    @marwansobhy7050 4 года назад +8195

    "I had a heart attack but you still sound deader then me" wins by default.

    • @foxpickaxe
      @foxpickaxe 4 года назад +139

      Or "YOU COULD NOT EVEN WIN ALABAMA"

    • @Whatismusic123
      @Whatismusic123 4 года назад +18

      Than*

    • @simonhess2614
      @simonhess2614 4 года назад +8

      I didn't like because there were 420 likes

    • @gooball2005
      @gooball2005 4 года назад +9

      @@Whatismusic123 cool story bro

    • @AStrangeTree
      @AStrangeTree 4 года назад +32

      Clearly you weren’t listening to the battle, cuz Biden said he’d win by default

  • @whatever9506
    @whatever9506 4 года назад +4180

    Bernie: You took everything from me
    Biden: I don't even know where I am

    • @cubersanonymous5180
      @cubersanonymous5180 4 года назад +15

      Haha!

    • @kingjensen8091
      @kingjensen8091 4 года назад +56

      I'm in North South Carolina

    • @realbland
      @realbland 4 года назад +14

      yeah that sounds about right

    • @scgillikin
      @scgillikin 4 года назад +84

      My name’s Joe Biden. I’m a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate, Look me over. If you like what you see, help out. If not, vote for the other Biden. Give me a look though, OK?

    • @harbingerofsalt
      @harbingerofsalt 4 года назад +12

      "Rain fire!"
      "But VP, the integrity of our electoral system..."
      "Just do it!"

  • @kendalllol4325
    @kendalllol4325 4 года назад +722

    Joe calls Bernie old mummy
    Also Joe: is also an old mummy

  • @liamward5837
    @liamward5837 3 года назад +128

    "I had a heart attack but you still sound deader than me". Straight FIRE

  • @michaelkeehan8094
    @michaelkeehan8094 4 года назад +2700

    To all the Non-Americans here, this is what our politics are like.

    • @Gemikoni
      @Gemikoni 4 года назад +56

      Thank you.

    • @stonesheep_1412
      @stonesheep_1412 4 года назад +25

      *Thanks*

    • @kokorochacarero8003
      @kokorochacarero8003 4 года назад +81

      We know, we take them more seriously than half of you do

    • @veikkavaltiala5299
      @veikkavaltiala5299 4 года назад +106

      As a European, It looks like a battle between Blue Team, who like Abortion and Red Team, who like Gun, but are the same in every other way

    • @kokorochacarero8003
      @kokorochacarero8003 4 года назад +35

      @@veikkavaltiala5299 couldnt have said it better myself
      They are stuck with this identity-party mindest of my team good guys vs their team badguys, when in reality they vote based on faces and names and there is just the two brands of the establishment party
      Americans know what they want and genuinely recognize they know who supports and pushes thoose ideals, but still, they are stuck with this "electability" thing and also their labels and parties
      They are the worlds reality show, and its always both hillarious and worrying watching their dumpsterfire

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 года назад +3599

    Why can't debates be like this irl

    • @maanit4740
      @maanit4740 4 года назад +30

      Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access funny seeing you here

    • @traitorsplayground7128
      @traitorsplayground7128 4 года назад +80

      Because Joe Biden cannot form coherent sentences in real life

    • @erickvalentin7703
      @erickvalentin7703 4 года назад +12

      Society😔

    • @pessipaivarinne3174
      @pessipaivarinne3174 4 года назад +6

      @@traitorsplayground7128 he can't even stand in a debate but has to sit.

    • @Sheepy_TV
      @Sheepy_TV 4 года назад

      @@maanit4740 I swear I see you everywhere

  • @CalebMcFadden
    @CalebMcFadden 3 года назад +2437

    Bernie sanders: you took everything from me.
    Joe Biden: I don’t even know who I am

    • @jamesfinch6139
      @jamesfinch6139 3 года назад +26

      Spicy comment

    • @sonofaquack6987
      @sonofaquack6987 3 года назад +41

      Raphaël Gaudet frankly we need both. At this point for Trump v Biden is who is the lesser of the 2 evils?

    • @AnAverageNerd
      @AnAverageNerd 3 года назад +14

      @People don't Buy wealth no

    • @darklordhyper
      @darklordhyper 3 года назад +6

      @People don't Buy wealth please no

    • @Ao-de1nk
      @Ao-de1nk 3 года назад

      Do you have candy in that van?

  • @jengl_exe
    @jengl_exe 3 года назад +478

    "I'll destroy you like I'll eliminate student debt"
    *THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*

    • @alandoan1640
      @alandoan1640 3 года назад +38

      Honestly won this battle for me with that single line

    • @OpusTheLeftie
      @OpusTheLeftie 3 года назад +6

      Honestly the absolute best line

    • @timothyharasty9597
      @timothyharasty9597 3 года назад +6

      It’s nonsense, but it’s the ultimate mic drop.

    • @nomeca961
      @nomeca961 3 года назад +12

      @@timothyharasty9597 nah we could easily afford it with the money we would save from Medicare for all

    • @shad0wfrost
      @shad0wfrost 3 года назад +1

      A banger

  • @papayatoca7947
    @papayatoca7947 4 года назад +830

    When Bernie said: *i had a heart attack but you sound deader than me*
    I felt that

    • @Timo-tm6rj
      @Timo-tm6rj 4 года назад +1

      IODA Art yea pretty deep bro

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 4 года назад +4

      But can you feel your left arm?

    • @TheGamingAirCon
      @TheGamingAirCon 4 года назад

      Edison Trent no. I stuck a needle in his toes.

  • @AllHaiLKINGTIsHeRe3
    @AllHaiLKINGTIsHeRe3 4 года назад +5573

    Bernie even has policy in his rap battles. He can't help it.

  • @blackbox3008
    @blackbox3008 3 года назад +60

    “Half your fan base can’t even vote”
    Truth bomb right there

  • @SleepyPie
    @SleepyPie 4 года назад +1974

    Update: It's July and Burning Sand is still alive.
    Edit (10/5/2020): ITS OCTOBER AND HE STILL LIVIN
    Edit 2 (11/18/2020): Bois, looks like Biden won this rap battle

  • @Timbo5000
    @Timbo5000 4 года назад +1965

    Biden taught me a valuable lesson during his campaign: poor kids can be just as smart as white kids. A truly empowering message....

    • @lane8822
      @lane8822 4 года назад +80

      Hey man he do be inspiring doe

    • @alexware1901
      @alexware1901 4 года назад +94

      We have reached big brain level that couldnt be reached

    • @tapirovec
      @tapirovec 4 года назад +8

      69 likes LOLOL HAHA LMAO FUNI NUMBR

    • @PigeonFlare
      @PigeonFlare 4 года назад +38

      @@tapirovecYou are not funny

    • @CrittingOut
      @CrittingOut 4 года назад +3

      @@PigeonFlare ???

  • @jackattacsd.5520
    @jackattacsd.5520 4 года назад +2027

    Republicans: “Good lord, what is happening in there?!”

  • @leozell4380
    @leozell4380 3 года назад +159

    I like how when Bernie says "Please don't go kissing another little girl on her cheek" Biden changes the subject right away

  • @oreocookie8213
    @oreocookie8213 4 года назад +72

    My family: lets not argue about politics right now
    Them 2 minutes later:

  • @JohnCena8351
    @JohnCena8351 4 года назад +1653

    You know, coming up with lines like that is hard enough, but creating these lines while only having the Option to choose between specific words these 2 people have spoken is some real crazy sh*t.
    Respect to you, Dr. Grandayy.

    • @untitledfolder1704
      @untitledfolder1704 4 года назад +3

      thank you John

    • @JohnCena8351
      @JohnCena8351 4 года назад +17

      @I Have Crippling Depression Yeah but most words still fit together very well, which i find quite impressive.

    • @donato8983
      @donato8983 4 года назад +18

      I agree with famous boxer, John Cena

    • @GlitchDude
      @GlitchDude 4 года назад +3

      @I Have Crippling Depression
      0:28 is an example of that, when he says "commie" (though it's not a good selection of syllables, sounds like cummie instead of commie)

    • @johncena3034
      @johncena3034 4 года назад

      Gotta appreciate his hard work. Dude really grinds for us memers

  • @potatobat6323
    @potatobat6323 4 года назад +5127

    Every time this comes on my recommended I HAVE to watch it

    • @panzerforelle126
      @panzerforelle126 4 года назад +9

      Yis yis

    • @gayralseitweets
      @gayralseitweets 4 года назад +6

      Bruh same

    • @drownly
      @drownly 4 года назад +21

      oh yeah, ive seen it like 10 times

    • @thebigfarter
      @thebigfarter 4 года назад +5

      *pulls out contract*
      And you're gonna keep watching it

    • @WillShrek-vc4kn
      @WillShrek-vc4kn 4 года назад +2

      For me this is the 67th time. So goddamn close to 69th

  • @desmondcayce
    @desmondcayce 4 года назад +1295

    “Half of your fanbase can’t even vote“
    Joe be spittin facts

    • @thegreensunsetgroup2501
      @thegreensunsetgroup2501 4 года назад +140

      I wish it wasn't true.

    • @pastagiovanni6527
      @pastagiovanni6527 4 года назад +57

      It's sad but true. Is it bad that I laughed?

    • @KnzoVortex
      @KnzoVortex 4 года назад +97

      I mean that does mean the he’s got the future on his side.

    • @venipaunski4965
      @venipaunski4965 4 года назад +67

      @@KnzoVortex but not years

    • @dude3278
      @dude3278 3 года назад +6

      @@pastagiovanni6527 Nope, it's a good thing

  • @federicocolombo687
    @federicocolombo687 3 года назад +34

    "I had an heart attack
    But you still sound deader than me"

  • @carlogaytan7010
    @carlogaytan7010 4 года назад +1578

    Surprised Joe didn't forget his lines!

    • @Ellie-ww2vn
      @Ellie-ww2vn 4 года назад +10

      Who's Joe?

    • @alfisahelnadi2135
      @alfisahelnadi2135 4 года назад +7

      Ellie Maguire a guy from work

    • @Ellie-ww2vn
      @Ellie-ww2vn 4 года назад +14

      @@alfisahelnadi2135 I'm deeply disappointed in you

    • @alfisahelnadi2135
      @alfisahelnadi2135 4 года назад +4

      Ellie Maguire sorry

    • @Ellie-ww2vn
      @Ellie-ww2vn 4 года назад +3

      @@alfisahelnadi2135 I'm gonna ask you again, *who is Joe?*

  • @MistahGamah
    @MistahGamah 4 года назад +1464

    "Who is Joe? Got no clue"
    A roast and a meme at the same time, can anyone stop this man?

    • @defaultmesh
      @defaultmesh 4 года назад +46

      Joe Bama

    • @phoenixwhiler943
      @phoenixwhiler943 4 года назад +16

      I mean Biden doesn't even know himself half the time

    • @ethenk9797
      @ethenk9797 4 года назад +1

      james matthews the joke was just that he’s irrelevant

    • @nemster6755
      @nemster6755 4 года назад +2

      @@ethenk9797 How is he irrelevant if he's winning?

    • @matthewworthy4739
      @matthewworthy4739 4 года назад

      The boomers, hopefully Corona deals with that.

  • @rumimollick6723
    @rumimollick6723 3 года назад +228

    Bernie Sanders: "Vote for me cuz ill pay your medical bills and eliminate your student loan"
    America: Nope..
    Andrew Yang: "Vote for me cuz ill give you 1000 dollars every month and regulate AI"
    America: Nope..
    Joe Biden: "I was VP for Obama"
    America: *sEeMs LeGiT*

    • @anemu3819
      @anemu3819 3 года назад +6

      Because they former 2 increase more than joes plan

    • @Junebug0369
      @Junebug0369 3 года назад +5

      I see no lie

    • @authorbhattacharjee4957
      @authorbhattacharjee4957 3 года назад +1

      @Karl Marx
      Yo Marx how you still alive?
      Marxism is kinda lame but could be cool doe
      No offense

    • @bruhboi4692
      @bruhboi4692 3 года назад +2

      @Karl Marx Edit marxism so that everyone gets a pony and i'll be revolutioning harder than Russia during 1900-1920

    • @blukester7994
      @blukester7994 3 года назад

      Well yes but definitely no

  • @joshuahieter325
    @joshuahieter325 4 года назад +789

    "You call yourself a socialist but I don't see you starving"

    • @PowersOfDarkness
      @PowersOfDarkness 4 года назад +4

      9% 22%

    • @aperson4913
      @aperson4913 3 года назад +45

      @Cat Suppository karl marx and engels also said the only way socialist/communist societies could become implemented was if the current state was capitalist and industrialized, or something to that effect, hence why the soviets, chinese, and koreans failed and became authoritzarian dictatorships; they were all mostly feudal countries that had shit infrastructure, and was agrarian. Plus there was foreign intervention, and the fact that itd be near impossible to establish any socialist let alone communist country in the current world (let alone the 1900s) without either, A; doing market socialism or B; the whole word being socialist/communist/anarchist, really debunks the notion that the ussr or china or NK failed due to socialism, when in reality they failed to other aspects rather than a whole system. Its like saying that capitalism is worse than feudalism because it failed in lots of middle eastern, african, and asian countries, and therefore doesnt work and feudalism is the only way. Fucking hate these libtards.

    • @shovhakharel6300
      @shovhakharel6300 3 года назад +35

      @Cat Suppository it's not sad.My country was once socialist.we don't want to go back to that time.

    • @shovhakharel6300
      @shovhakharel6300 3 года назад +13

      @Cat Suppository no but WE our countrymen realize its a disease.

    • @shovhakharel6300
      @shovhakharel6300 3 года назад +11

      @Cat Suppository idk I am not sheep.my parents had good first hand experience.workers owning means of production..you mean a McDonald's cashier should be involved in marketing and have equal pay in comparison to a professional highly educated officers of that McDonald's?it's all rainbows and unicorns.its only possible if human emotions and weaknesses do not exist.i am proud that our nation overthrew this system.

  • @fsf471
    @fsf471 4 года назад +3570

    "You're in the top 1%
    Of people who should not be president"
    So underrated

    • @bremcurt9514
      @bremcurt9514 4 года назад +79

      @Boots Jew What?

    • @Gabo-wg3dv
      @Gabo-wg3dv 4 года назад +27

      @@bremcurt9514 he's a racist Bernie bro

    • @Praecantetia
      @Praecantetia 4 года назад +3

      The line with health care was good too

    • @davidulanovsky8943
      @davidulanovsky8943 4 года назад +3

      Gabo Just shut up

    • @IDontGravity
      @IDontGravity 4 года назад +20

      @@Gabo-wg3dv He isn't a bernie bro...He's just a racist

  • @Keatosis_Quohotos
    @Keatosis_Quohotos 4 года назад +2124

    Reasons I want bernie to win:
    Yeah I guess healthcare and stuff, but mainly I wanna see him Vs Trump on ERB

    • @Fartacus_
      @Fartacus_ 4 года назад +117

      Keaton Sullivan Trump v Biden would be funnier cause Biden would mess up a lot trying to keep up with how fast Trump talks

    • @Storywalker4
      @Storywalker4 4 года назад +144

      @@Fartacus_ No that's just elder abuse.

    • @procrastinating384
      @procrastinating384 4 года назад +68

      Bernie will fly down on Abraham Lincoln's eagle and bitch slap them both

    • @mogreenjo1562
      @mogreenjo1562 4 года назад +5

      procrastinating hell yeah

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 4 года назад +31

      A Biden vs Trump debate would just be them struggling to do push-ups for two hours. Bernie would destroy both of them easily.

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 4 года назад +647

    I’m not supposed to give my opinion.....
    But Bernie was on fire

  • @BarginsGalore
    @BarginsGalore 4 года назад +338

    “I just want a president who does not look like an old mummy”
    -Biden
    Hmmmmm,

    • @Ks-rp3mt
      @Ks-rp3mt 4 года назад +21

      Honestly, they all do.
      edit: I meant all the candidates not just these two.

    • @CarlosAM1
      @CarlosAM1 4 года назад +3

      I agree with the man below (Edit: Above), they all do.

    • @yub2.045
      @yub2.045 4 года назад +1

      Bruh they're like 1 year apart

    • @douglaspantz
      @douglaspantz 3 года назад

      @@CarlosAM1 I think you mean above in this scenario. New replies go at the bottom

    • @halalbangali
      @halalbangali 3 года назад

      And who is not a crazy left hand radical commie i got years of experience i was vp for Obama, you got nothing you could not win alabama!
      -joe biden
      written by 9 yr old kid

  • @gamereplixer8521
    @gamereplixer8521 4 года назад +2392

    the amount of times I've watched this is not normal

    • @jasonlikespickles1841
      @jasonlikespickles1841 4 года назад +7

      bruh same

    • @stafey7659
      @stafey7659 4 года назад +5

      35 times and counting

    • @StuffyNose69
      @StuffyNose69 4 года назад +3

      i've watched half of the time in normal speed, the rest at 1.25 speed. Both are incredible.

    • @ohbot4836
      @ohbot4836 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @ohbot4836
      @ohbot4836 4 года назад +1

      For me its about 13 times in the past 2 days

  • @rocketsniper8726
    @rocketsniper8726 4 года назад +1319

    I wanted to hear the words "Hairy legs" and "Corn pop" just once.

    • @TheRhynamo
      @TheRhynamo 4 года назад +47

      Or "malarkey"

    • @augusttiner3235
      @augusttiner3235 4 года назад

      So true

    • @m4b9
      @m4b9 4 года назад

      here to plant

    • @sarenareth689
      @sarenareth689 4 года назад +3

      "I love kids jumping on my lap"
      "That day I learnt about cockroaches"
      "The kids need to hear words, leave the recordplayer on at night"
      so much Biden material to go through

    • @rocketsniper8726
      @rocketsniper8726 4 года назад +4

      @@sarenareth689 "Poor kids are just as bright as white kids."

  • @MemzYoutube
    @MemzYoutube 3 года назад +65

    "Your in the 1% people that shouldn't be president"
    that didn't age well

  • @ilovehats7638
    @ilovehats7638 4 года назад +33

    Cousin in Poland: how are politics here?
    Me: Shows him the video:
    My cousin: God, why did I ask that

  • @jpb6564
    @jpb6564 4 года назад +1113

    ERB: doesn’t make a rap battle for these two
    Grandayy: fine, I’ll do it myself

    • @RearedThree
      @RearedThree 4 года назад +23

      But who won?

    • @foopus5900
      @foopus5900 4 года назад +25

      RearedThree you decide

    • @PeiceofNick
      @PeiceofNick 4 года назад +14

      @@RearedThree whose next?
      You decide!

    • @louisbuonocore8742
      @louisbuonocore8742 4 года назад +6

      RearedThree Definitely Bernie

    • @deidara7188
      @deidara7188 4 года назад +5

      @@foopus5900 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISBSPATTOEURUYYYYYYY

  • @Mathcereal
    @Mathcereal 4 года назад +159

    I’m joe Biden and I’ve forgotten this message

  • @MyUsersDark
    @MyUsersDark 3 года назад +17

    "At this point i don't even need to get any votes.
    You'll probably die before July, and then i'll win by default."
    I felt that line

  • @noahmorales1114
    @noahmorales1114 4 месяца назад +7

    Kind of sad that videos like this are becoming a thing of the past since Ai does the voices more accurate now.
    Not only that more effort and hard work were put into these.

  • @yolk6867
    @yolk6867 4 года назад +1236

    "I had a heart attack but you still sounded deader then me"
    "Trump calls you sleepy joe but i'm the one sleepy when you talk"
    OOF

  • @Snort70
    @Snort70 4 года назад +1962

    Jokes aside, this is actually fire

  • @daniilgrigoryev6204
    @daniilgrigoryev6204 4 года назад +62

    This is why people have created internet.

  • @Latif.Kakule
    @Latif.Kakule 3 года назад +4

    "You'll probably die before july"🤣🤣
    Am I going to hell for laughing at this?

  • @flumpymaster
    @flumpymaster 4 года назад +3262

    This has incredible timing. Not a single word is off beat.
    Edit: you guys don't understand how rhythm works. Everything's on beat. Some words are on the half beat, but it's all synced up perfectly.

    • @vaporubvlogs
      @vaporubvlogs 4 года назад +30

      Alabama

    • @shamaur6951
      @shamaur6951 4 года назад +47

      @@vaporubvlogs it is actually on beat

    • @200subswithnovideochalleng7
      @200subswithnovideochalleng7 4 года назад +10

      Actually, as a student of ABRSM piano a year away from graduating, I do understand how rhythm works ;)

    • @danimations1440
      @danimations1440 4 года назад +20

      200 Subs With No Video Challenge 🙄🙄🙄

    • @unfried_
      @unfried_ 4 года назад +4

      Well.... even if you try to go off beat it's still on beat, it can fit in any time signature, so idk what ur point is.

  • @Bananaman559
    @Bananaman559 4 года назад +1612

    Joe: *Why won't you die*
    Bernie: *MEMES SON*

    • @LouSassol69er
      @LouSassol69er 4 года назад +10

      Who is Joe?

    • @marcy4946
      @marcy4946 4 года назад +37

      @@LouSassol69er Joe-seph Joestar

    • @Bananaman559
      @Bananaman559 4 года назад +8

      @@LouSassol69er ligma mama

    • @SuperEthan154
      @SuperEthan154 4 года назад +7

      @@LouSassol69erJoe-seph Stalin

    • @Henry-nk9wx
      @Henry-nk9wx 4 года назад +13

      THEY DANKEN IN RESPONSE TO VOTER’S TRAUMA

  • @sasgo8452
    @sasgo8452 3 года назад +18

    Rap names:
    Burning Sand
    and
    Biting Joe

  • @andromedaputraharyanto5420
    @andromedaputraharyanto5420 4 года назад +46

    "You call yourself a socialist, though I don't see you starving"
    LMAOOOOOO

    • @abudgie6909
      @abudgie6909 4 года назад +21

      Seems like something Biden would say given how ignorant he is. Same with Bloomberg accusing Bernie of being a communist. Still a good line though

    • @ghain9774
      @ghain9774 4 года назад +5

      @@abudgie6909 How does it taste?

    • @colindelabie9734
      @colindelabie9734 4 года назад +8

      ALEX HUANG He’s not legally allowed to pay more than the federal amount

    • @charliebrackenbury6115
      @charliebrackenbury6115 4 года назад +11

      ALEX HUANG I don’t understand how this bothers you, he is one of the people who will stand to lose the most from his policies, also most politicians in the US senate are rich, like wtf is your point

    • @jackrutledgegoembel5896
      @jackrutledgegoembel5896 4 года назад

      @@charliebrackenbury6115 He's saying Bernie isn't truly left-wing because radical left-wing politics are counter to his interests as a rich white man in the Imperial Core. I believe Alex is a Maoist/Third-Worldist.
      I disagree with the dogmatically Marxist notion that people necessarily act in accordance to their class interests, but I do think he has a point in this specific case. It's ridiculous that Bernie has the nerve to call himself a socialist when his record is quite similar to that of a typical liberal, other than a slightly smaller affinity for imperialist wars.

  • @oomsou5018
    @oomsou5018 4 года назад +205

    Yeah this is how all future presidential debates should be held.

  • @AeturnumTheEternal
    @AeturnumTheEternal 4 года назад +175

    "Now please don't go and kiss another little girl on the cheek"
    D a m n

  • @timmywiseau-professionalac7984
    @timmywiseau-professionalac7984 4 года назад +11

    "i had a heart attack but you're still deader than me" jesus crist that is for some reason the best burn i've heard

  • @JoyStickJackGaming
    @JoyStickJackGaming 4 года назад +35

    I got a trump ad while watching this

    • @colindelabie9734
      @colindelabie9734 4 года назад +1

      JoyStickJackGaming bad luck

    • @genericwhitemale1114
      @genericwhitemale1114 4 года назад +11

      @Little Lad because it's illegal to block ads simply because you disagree with them politically.

    • @everythingaboutspace9094
      @everythingaboutspace9094 3 года назад +1

      Little Lad “radical” ha hardly.

    • @frimplover698
      @frimplover698 3 года назад

      @@genericwhitemale1114 Orange man bad

    • @frimplover698
      @frimplover698 3 года назад +1

      @bitefun 3 Orange man bad
      Orange man bad
      Orange man bad
      Orange man bad
      Orange man bad

  • @freiglambek5689
    @freiglambek5689 4 года назад +363

    "I had a heart attack but u still sound deader than me!" Lmfao

  • @s0ggy_flannel
    @s0ggy_flannel 4 года назад +583

    Anyone else think when bernie mentioned alabama he was going to talk about how biden mixed up his sister and his wife?

    • @hello.5911
      @hello.5911 4 года назад +1

      I do now

    • @lltcacul750
      @lltcacul750 4 года назад

      **Biden mentioned Alabama and then Bernie talked about Biden mixing up his sister and his wife**

    • @raptorpope8996
      @raptorpope8996 4 года назад

      *ALABAMA* *100*

  • @caden950
    @caden950 3 года назад +8

    Joe Biden: casually screams *ALABAMA*

  • @sleepless4252
    @sleepless4252 4 года назад +319

    For the first time, I can actually understand what Joe is saying.

    • @nicenice7226
      @nicenice7226 4 года назад +10

      @Boots Jew racist much

    • @NoctuaOW
      @NoctuaOW 4 года назад +1

      @Boots Jew 1. That's mad racist and not true
      2. They don't vote for him, because they aren't stupid

    • @connorcriss
      @connorcriss 4 года назад

      Actually there’s footage of him speaking only four years ago and he actually makes sense. It’s really sad how much his mental state has declined

    • @trashbandit2449
      @trashbandit2449 4 года назад

      @@nicenice7226 I don't understand how that is racist he's just pointing out an observation..

  • @Wake_Up_Jacob
    @Wake_Up_Jacob 3 года назад +7

    This is some pre-covid nostalgia. I was always listening to this song. It's just too good. Bernie should've won the primaries.

  • @scavengerhunt-dontclickonm248
    @scavengerhunt-dontclickonm248 4 года назад +55

    "Even Mike's memes were better, maybe you'll win in your dreams" - damn, that made Bernie suspend his campaign

  • @daltoncote6984
    @daltoncote6984 4 года назад +597

    Imagine the debate is like this🔥😂

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад

      I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest RUclipsr of all time. 1...2...3. Btw I have two very hot girlfriends. Thank you for your attention, dear dalton

    • @OFFONE
      @OFFONE 4 года назад

      AxxL I see u everywhere

    • @DanielS05
      @DanielS05 4 года назад

      AxxL English please

    • @cc0767
      @cc0767 4 года назад +9

      The media will probably need to cut Bidens sentences together just like here

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +245

    I’d watch the debate if it went down like this, this is what America needs

    • @Josiahhhhhhh
      @Josiahhhhhhh 4 года назад

      I hope this is what the future is like when Zoomers start running

    • @Josiahhhhhhh
      @Josiahhhhhhh 4 года назад

      Robo I’m not sure it’s a maturity thing

  • @patrickmcdermott06
    @patrickmcdermott06 4 года назад +10

    "I've had a heart attack and you sound deader than me" 😂😂😂

  • @goldsidion3086
    @goldsidion3086 3 года назад +10

    1940’s: in the future we will have president rap battles
    2020s: war, virus, and explosions

    • @slipslop9990
      @slipslop9990 3 года назад +1

      What they didn’t have war and explosions 1930s???? 1939 is literally when ww2 started

  • @ibai_3000
    @ibai_3000 4 года назад +108

    *Something's wrong I can feel it*

    • @currypenguin
      @currypenguin 4 года назад +5

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- *suma luma duma luma you assuming that i'm human--*

  • @leondarley2811
    @leondarley2811 4 года назад +1035

    "You'll probably die by July, and I'll win by default"
    But they're less than a year apart from each other...

    • @fathergabrielstokes4706
      @fathergabrielstokes4706 4 года назад +81

      And one is far healthier than the other
      Edit: I'm saying Biden is healthier than Bernie. Hope those likes are Biden supporters now that I said that

    • @HeadRedShot
      @HeadRedShot 4 года назад +59

      meh if he dies before July it won't be of old age. gonna be just like when epstein "killed himself"

    • @mixderman2461
      @mixderman2461 4 года назад +9

      @@Max-bm5rs He will forget, he's taking participation in election by that time.

    • @leondarley2811
      @leondarley2811 4 года назад +21

      @@fathergabrielstokes4706 You're right, Biden has suffered pretty bad cognitive decline lately.

    • @MrCrashDavi
      @MrCrashDavi 4 года назад +1

      Coronavirus

  • @madison1328
    @madison1328 3 года назад +14

    *"Vote for me because I was a vice president and I'm better"* - Joe Biden

  • @Hanakin-Sidewalker
    @Hanakin-Sidewalker 4 года назад +31

    Imagine if Bernie actually dies before July rolls around. That’d be crazy

  • @aldwiiin6198
    @aldwiiin6198 4 года назад +238

    The thumbnail reminds me of that "Sonic and Mario gif"

  • @sarahfeng
    @sarahfeng 4 года назад +1749

    dude bernie's parts were FIRE, i want to actually hear him do a cover of this

    • @TheInvincibleH
      @TheInvincibleH 4 года назад +12

      He sucked

    • @sarahfeng
      @sarahfeng 4 года назад +224

      @@TheInvincibleH "i had a heart attack but you still sound deader than me" "you're in the top 1% of people who should not be president" "now please don't go kissing another little girl on her cheek" "who is joe? got no clue. no one even knows your views" "i'll destroy you just like i'll eliminate student debt"
      *_b-b-b-BARS_*

    • @defaulter264
      @defaulter264 4 года назад +64

      @@sarahfeng he's a trumptard, he hated both Bernie and biden

    • @stafey7659
      @stafey7659 4 года назад +2

      It’s awesome

    • @uberbased4676
      @uberbased4676 4 года назад +8

      @@defaulter264 would you rather support someone who supported a fallen union or smells little girls hair

  • @ketimportatopo3471
    @ketimportatopo3471 4 года назад +3

    This is the best video i have seen in months

  • @helloswodms9482
    @helloswodms9482 3 года назад +1

    this is beatiful
    i've been looking at this for five hours now

  • @PartyInBackyard
    @PartyInBackyard 4 года назад +104

    Grandayy > ERB

    • @ashb712
      @ashb712 4 года назад +2

      Young Scrolls > Grandayy > ERB

    • @Karatic
      @Karatic 4 года назад +1

      E

  • @recycledtrash3060
    @recycledtrash3060 4 года назад +2780

    Nobody:
    Literally not even a single soul:
    Joe Biden: ALABAMAAAA

    • @younes6286
      @younes6286 4 года назад +9

      EVEN

    • @matthewware8973
      @matthewware8973 4 года назад +26

      I love that part a lot for some reason.

    • @wisewigga7129
      @wisewigga7129 4 года назад +2

      Waw nays jok yuhyuh me laffed

    • @deeznutz32108
      @deeznutz32108 4 года назад +3

      @@matthewware8973 Same

    • @Sportsfungamer
      @Sportsfungamer 4 года назад +7

      “And I’ve got a sister who is the love of my life”
      Breaking news Biden is correct for once

  • @lucinum9012
    @lucinum9012 3 года назад +11

    Top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss.

  • @ExplainLikeImFive1
    @ExplainLikeImFive1 3 года назад +1

    I can't even imagine the long hours it will take to get this clips together. I always watch anytime I see these

  • @fekkoh
    @fekkoh 4 года назад +420

    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Who is Joe?
    Got no clue.

    • @fathergabrielstokes4706
      @fathergabrielstokes4706 4 года назад +1

      Socialism, LMAO

    • @fekkoh
      @fekkoh 4 года назад +3

      @@fathergabrielstokes4706 Bless me Father.

    • @bringerofdeath2906
      @bringerofdeath2906 4 года назад +1

      I will submit this to my english teacher for poetry analysis
      THIS IS TOO DEEP 4 ME

    • @fekkoh
      @fekkoh 4 года назад +1

      @@bringerofdeath2906 I try my best to be the next Shakespeare

    • @tonythemurderingtiger4191
      @tonythemurderingtiger4191 4 года назад

      Fekkoh please share you’re wisdom with me

  • @1ceblock
    @1ceblock 4 года назад +48

    Epic Rap Battles Of History wants to know your location

  • @kinganko6857
    @kinganko6857 4 года назад +10

    “Half of your fan base can’t even vote”
    Sad, but true :(

    • @xhafts
      @xhafts 3 года назад

      No not sad

  • @drawtube3218
    @drawtube3218 4 года назад +7

    1:07 this has to be the gratest rap verse in human history

  • @BSJINTHEHOUSE420
    @BSJINTHEHOUSE420 4 года назад +274

    Joe Biden: *doesn’t forget his lyrics*
    Everyone: We’re in the endgame now.

    • @defaulter264
      @defaulter264 4 года назад +1

      @Boots Jew says the jew lmao

  • @killian9314
    @killian9314 4 года назад +648

    "The dnc wants to see me loose"
    cut to hillary being "shocked" she won the nomination for the 2016 ticket...
    _Noice_

    • @dlf7789
      @dlf7789 4 года назад +10

      @Boots Jew can you please stop sperging out in every comment section dude

    • @junkjake8626
      @junkjake8626 4 года назад +2

      Boots Jew did you just correct your ni into a no in a new comment instead of just editing the old one?

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 4 года назад

      @Boots Jew thankgoodness, althought i fail to see how a minority was the swinging demographic for a candidate's election. that idea implies one of the candidates was pandering to them, or the other alienated them. *Food for Thought*. (in this Black man's humble opinion, the only way bernie could've gotten the black vote would be if he changed his first name, to Colonel.)

    • @payne7473
      @payne7473 4 года назад +1

      @Boots Jew They are a MINORITY as in a SMALL percentage as in they don't have much power in elections sadly enough. Stop it with stereotypes and falsehoods over a minority group.

    • @boolinspoolin1962
      @boolinspoolin1962 4 года назад

      PayneMusically right. I think he is partially right. Statistically older boomer blacks voted for Biden. But then again older boomers voted for Biden. No need to blame blacks when in reality it’s just the boomers.

  • @iceman-gt3gv
    @iceman-gt3gv Год назад +4

    That was the most fire opening line i've ever heard.

  • @sus45923
    @sus45923 3 года назад +6

    Biden presidential election campaign:im not Trump
    Biden primary campaign:I was vp for Obama, you could not even win Alabama

  • @dazzah97
    @dazzah97 4 года назад +846

    The kissing the little girl on the cheek line slam dunked Biden for me, theres almost nothing worse than being creepy and his bars after didnt bring him back

    • @MisoElEven
      @MisoElEven 4 года назад +17

      Dont worry both of them are on the verge of death and their politics are more than similar...vote for either of them, none of them really has a chance to defeat Trump.

    • @vextium9396
      @vextium9396 4 года назад +70

      @@MisoElEven nah, Bernie is healthier than Joe and Donald trump and Bernie are in the same age range.

    • @MisoElEven
      @MisoElEven 4 года назад +14

      @@vextium9396 Im actually surprised with how good Trumps health is considering the pressure he is under..

    • @smingjr
      @smingjr 4 года назад +9

      The fact that Bernie memes are worse than Bloomberg's was a killer bar m8

    • @dazzah97
      @dazzah97 4 года назад +2

      @Qimodis not in a rap battle it's not haha it's a K.O

  • @2moges
    @2moges 4 года назад +106

    Listen here jack! Now that’s just a bunch of malarkey! I would NEVER say a whole bunch a those jungle- scuse me- hippity hoppity, wha- aaaaa. My times up.

  • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
    @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 4 года назад +17

    "You'll probably die before July"
    Lmfao imagine dying
    *_SUDDEN REALIZATION_*
    *Hold up, isn't July in 4 days and its 2020...? Oh no-*

  • @VICE-H3RO
    @VICE-H3RO 3 года назад +5

    Those Bernie mitten memes are fire though

  • @Jejkobbb
    @Jejkobbb 4 года назад +189

    Bernie:
    I kid you not, he turned himself into a pickle, he's called pickle rick!
    Biden:
    Ok you win

    • @bonk4337
      @bonk4337 4 года назад +1

      I kid you not, he turned himself into a rock, on the way to the house of Bob, on the way to transylvania, he got robber! By a kid named tod

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +1

      ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very hot and big RUclipsr girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 de*d orangutans oh nooo)! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid manda

  • @averagejoe3065
    @averagejoe3065 4 года назад +366

    Let’s restart Epic Rap Battles of History. Who’s in.

  • @bulletman7921
    @bulletman7921 4 года назад

    This is some great editing, and a great job.

  • @jonathongrinols283
    @jonathongrinols283 4 года назад +2

    🎵You're in the top one per-cent
    Of pe-ople who should not be pres-i-dent🎶 lol! 🤣

  • @beelover6410
    @beelover6410 4 года назад +627

    So Bernie constantly mentions his policy ideas and Biden never mentions his once.
    Sounds about right yeah

    • @bruhmoment4380
      @bruhmoment4380 4 года назад +15

      BeeLover reminds me of an anarchist telegram channel about been idk why.
      But anyway, Biden has dementia.

    • @jimbsausage544
      @jimbsausage544 4 года назад +9

      No, Bernie’s policies are so radical that the media actually talks about them

    • @bruhmoment4380
      @bruhmoment4380 4 года назад +34

      @@jimbsausage544 "Radical".
      At least the U.S. will align with the other "civilized" countries.

    • @durantburner7428
      @durantburner7428 4 года назад +68

      @@jimbsausage544 I guess radical means bringing the country into the 21st fucking century

    • @HunsWithGuns
      @HunsWithGuns 4 года назад +6

      @@bruhmoment4380 so one of those Western europhile assholes? Type of person that Western Europe is the "rest of the world"

  • @squishyplays1970
    @squishyplays1970 4 года назад +1344

    who's here after Bernie suspended his campaign?

    • @BaconMaken
      @BaconMaken 4 года назад +184

      "I am once again losing the fucking primary!"

    • @halcyonXT
      @halcyonXT 4 года назад +5

      @@Saiyan254 nobody asked what part you liked

    • @stafey7659
      @stafey7659 4 года назад +2

      Me

    • @maxamphetamines
      @maxamphetamines 4 года назад +39

      im so sad

    • @NotAmira_
      @NotAmira_ 4 года назад +37

      If, in a hypothetical scenario, Joe Biden suddenly dies? What happens then?

  • @notmarcus17
    @notmarcus17 2 года назад +2

    Around September to october 2020 me and my friends had a small private discord server. This song was played in the voice channel with a music bot sooooo often, it was the unofficial anthem of the server

  • @roxqy6076
    @roxqy6076 4 года назад +176

    "I'll destroy you like I'll eliminate student debt," That's my Bernie!

  • @shikipatche
    @shikipatche 4 года назад +51

    0:37 - 0:40 - I don't know why, but that part is like the smoothest rap and perfect rap in this video!