POLITICLASH: Donald Trump vs Joe Biden
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- Опубликовано: 30 июл 2024
- spotify etc: linktr.ee/joncozart
the music was mixed by my friend Corbin Sterling.
the raps were written by Dan Bull and Mat4yo and myself:
dan bull / douglby
mat4yo / mat4yo
also thanks for helping me shoot, Luis!
00:00 Intro
00:22 Trump Verse One
02:12 Biden Verse One
03:52 Trump Verse Two
05:03 Biden Verse Two 
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I can’t believe Trump got *even oranger*
@Vanesa, can you remind me when
LMAOO
And the LITTLE HANDS
Shoot I just commented that and scrolled down...you got to it first. I commend you
Here are some of the reasons why you should never vote for Biden.
Biden falling apart (dementia):
ruclips.net/video/z_wlQZ5N_2k/видео.html
This video is about....umm....uh..........C'mon man, You know the thing! (Dementia)
ruclips.net/video/fNQAbF33gFM/видео.html
Trump paid $40 million in Federal tax. It's from your favorite source CNN, which you trust so much..so it can't be fake.
ruclips.net/video/N9Z4W-rbWQI/видео.html
Biden insults troops by calling them "slow" and "stupid bastards":
ruclips.net/video/w6cJO1ioopQ/видео.html
Biden behaving inappropriately:
ruclips.net/video/tiNWo0nMats/видео.html
Trump vs Biden, who is racist?
ruclips.net/video/DZfzJATDmXs/видео.html
Trump separated kids from their parents, right? Look at this entire video and after you're done, look at the date when it was uploaded. Now check for yourself who was the president at that time. Trump instead signed an order to reunite families.
ruclips.net/video/tPS_HvE2oM0/видео.html
Plot Twist:
This IS the actual debate
It'd be an improvement, lmao.
More organized than it at least!
@@wormitha im not even american but i like making fun of politics.
At least they took turns here
Debates like this would be MAGICAL.
I like how in Biden’s 2nd verse he actually sounded pissed like he lost his temper and from what I’ve seen so far it’s pretty accurate
Common malady with alzheimers patients, happened to my father a lot near the end.
@@Stash186 he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s
@@noble6339 Thank you
1st verse: dude, you’re a bad president
2nd verse: *N O M A L A R K E Y*
@@noble6339 What does he have? Because he randomly yells in speeches, sometimes forgets where he is, I mean honestly
Kinda sad that Paint, in a 7 minute rap video on youtube, made more legitimate points for and against both candidates than either of them made about each other for their entire campaigns
Yep. Just goes to show the one thing the two candidates shared: complete incompetence
They’re BOTH godawful but ones def worse than the other.
I’ll give you a hint…it’s not the one with dementia.
Trumps funnier so… definitely a better candidate for leader of the us
Ah yes, cause if a person is funny it makes them effectively good with everything when it comes to being president..@@scouthedog
@@Polishman69420 agreed you’re such a genuine guy for thinking this too 👍
Jon: **Dissapears for 2 years**
Also Jon: **Reappears JUST to call out the canidates**
two years already i-
@@beatricebui9974 and that video was also calling out trump
I was so hoping he would
as he should akjgfbakej
If you're looking for more of him, he's in a TV show on RUclips called Wayward guide
I feel like Jon Cozart's Trump gets more orange each time we see him.
Next he'll be the same colour of the background
LmAoO 😂 y'all are so funny 😂😂
More and more accurate
agreed haha
Just like trump 😹
Can't Wait for Jon to come back in November to drop a rematch!
Same
oh how much can change in a month. if he still does it, at least it won't be completely the same, I guess
The problem is knowing who's actually going to be at the final stretch! Will Kamala survive the turmoil in the Democrat party long enough to get in? Will Trump survive? No one knows! Must be a bitch to have to tear up your lyrics and start over every time something happens!
"Four more years, They want me reelected President. When you hear 4 more years the doctors being generous" LMAOOOOOOOO
Everyone: *”Welp that was fun but he’s not gonna come for another decade.”*
Jon Cozart: *”I have returned!”*
Everyone again: *”Welp that was fun but he’s not gonna come for another decade.”*
Hahahahahahaha
Comedy.
@@loralyswank1800 Indeed
C o m e d y
@@socl1970 yes
COMEDY
@@loralyswank1800 Yes
𝐂 𝐎 𝐌 𝐄 𝐃 𝐘
@@checkmateathiests haha indeed
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“Raise the minimum wage 15, that’s the limit for your next teen wife” I- I-😳
*minimun age
I don’t get that line tho
@@thesimplifestyle2022 OOOOO
@@dinuriperera5015 basically means he wants to raise minimum wage and also lower age of consent for minors in America
@@threeisaparty_5944 its a dig at the multiple rape charges against trump from minors. not biden wanting to lower the age of consent
I hate that we need a part two 😭
not anymore lol
now it's 2024 and we are waiting for the part 2
why does trump always mention joe being old and senile when they're literally just 3 years apart lmao
I think it’s a crazy difference on there mental states
Biden's definitely shown some early signs of dementia
@@mooshi6005 Most of the “dementia” signs are Joe Biden overcoming his stutter !
www.theday.com/article/20200821/OP03/200829862
@@mooshi6005 it's his stutter
@@mooshi6005 Because of the stuttering? Because that's related to a disability involving the pronunciation of words. I have several students who stutter and exhibit this same type of avoidance behavior as Biden. They don't have dementia. They have trouble consistently pronouncing certain words, so they start avoiding them altogether. Like I told everyone who diagnosed Trump with narcissistic personality disorder without ever meeting him, don't try to diagnose somebody based on your views of them on television. You'll be wrong most, if not all, of the time.
why was this more civilized than the first presidential debate-
MAKE THIS THE TOP COMMENT OMG OMG OMG
@Black Republican the sad thing is it doesn't even matter which side ur talking abt bc both have sexual assault allegations
@Black Republican that both of the candidates have sexual assault allegations? That they are both not ideal? What's ur point? Who is the criminal and why?
@Black Republican and also just because so many powerful men have sexual assault allegations doesn't mean that A. The allegations aren't true and B. Its okay to sexually assault someone if you're rich and powerful.
@Black Republican true but at least the criminal isn't gonna be in office for 4 more years
"I love the Bible, heard I'm featured in the last chapter"
"Four more years, they want me reelected President
When you hear "four more years," the doctor's being generous"
"You run the country like your business, so that's why we're in debt
You must be working on commission for that precious 1%"
these are savage af
This whole song is filled with great quotes, but I agree with you, these are some of the best
"you want Hunter to love you? I'll grind you into white powder" is THE most savage imo
You know you're good at politics when you can insult both sides honestly
Isn’t trump like only 3 years younger then Biden lmao
Degenerative brain disease really ages a person.
@@BasedZoomer So by that measure Trump is several decades older than Biden
@@jp9707 BAHHAHDSKJFAL yes.
Yup, every time Trump insults Biden's age I get the feeling he's projecting
@@fire-dz9bi well at least he's wiser than trump, who, by the way, has dementia, and bragged about passing a test to prove you're not mentally ill-
Jon doesn’t post often, but when he does it’s a historical event
True his videos Is something that future generations can appreciate
Honestly
has been since the disney ever afters! It's crazy how many people know the lyrics.
Yeees
Feels like a history GCSE source question for like 30 years time
Praying for him to do another one for this year’s debate
I like how you didn't make this a biased song. It shits on both candidates.
Jacob Schantz only on Biden man get it right
@@CaptainAnimation777 did you not hear all the Alzheimer’s references and constantly mocking him for being sleepy n shit lol
@@arandomcatheehee Idc
@@CaptainAnimation777 You certainly cared enough to respond.
@@theleftistvortex heck yeah trump 2024
"So who loses this election?"
"America."
Yep
Fr tho
Friendly reminder to please go out and vote
#SettleforBiden
i am so scared for this election
Oh look, it's "bOtH sIdEs"
"Too many characters in your cabinet, is this America or Narnia? Escaping into fantasy like every night for poor Melania"
Literally crying this is too good lmaoo
@Vanesa wut
@Vanesa making kamala look even better than she actually is to own the libs
LMAOO IM CRYING
I think this is legitimately better than ERB's - it actually went into their political stances and strategies. The closest ERB got, as Mat4Yo himself said, was, "You say I'm selling hate in America? You're selling hatin' America!"
“Ain’t no one gonna beat me, no woman, man, camera, TV.”
“Eh, they impeached me! 🙄 I still walked outta DC lookin’ PEACHY 🍑.”
“You got the sloppy Joe, but no beef! The only white privilege I see are those teeth! There’s no blue wee, (forget it, not coming.) it’s like I tell criminals Joe, stop running.”
“Was Breonna Taylor running , hm, you dog-whistling fool, I think your daddy would finally be proud of you , he was a racist asshole too”
Can anyone else tell which lines were made by dan bull.
9 years ago : Roasting Principal
Today : Roasting Presidents
THE KING DELIVERED
I love ur voice 😫❤️
Hi! I love your producer man song! 🥰
I love your covers!
Lyyyyyyyyynnnnn
@@Paint WHEN THE WORLD COLLIDES!
"I love The Bible, heard I'm mentioned in the last chapter" hit different.
yep
i dont get it
@@xo.taylormay Revelations. I wouldn't recommend reading it if you believe in that.
@@xo.taylormay there was conspiracy that Trump = the Antichrist.
I think it still happens to be one today????
@@IronycheinPain oh wow-
2024 anyone after the debate??
i love how in each politics video trumps face progressively gets oranger
John: Doesn't post for like 3 years
John: Posts twice in a month when it matters most
All hail Jon
@@jiminbang5822 Y e s
Paint 2024, make America musical again
TRUEE
When the world needed him most, he returned
The lyrics are *chefs kiss*
I mean,
"You only lift up women so you can see what's underneath"
✨STUNNED✨
And the “My name is Donal Trump, and it’s rly nice Dimentia” one, that’s great too lmao. Fucking amazing vid
@@troyboi7662 yeah, it's great
Thanks so much!
@@Mat4yo of course, the lyrics and execution is fabulous!
this line gave me chills
Please do one for 2024!! I’m obsessed with these ❤
This upcoming election is going to need a part 2 😂
It's so ironic that a Trump ad played before this video
Ikr
Weird I got a Biden one... lol
SAME
Ew gross
I got a trump one at the beginning and Biden at the end!
And when the world needed him most, he came back
Only thing keeping me going
Same
He always returns, to bring us hope
Exactly!! :D
@@norat3691 memento mori.. theres not much time left
I’d be interested in a remaster related to the current election, considering we’ve had 4 years of each and are having their “rematch” this November
"Got the left crying uncle electing a sex offender"
Well that aged nicely.
*“you only lift up women so you can see what’s underneath”* this man is god tier i tell you
That and "I love the bible, heard I'm featured in the last chapter" won for me
@@AiyanaWolfe Lol my friends mom literally thinks that trump is the anti-christ. In which case reelection is inevitable. XD
@@CatfactsPW lol if it helps the antichrist is supposed to be well loved and bring everybody together and Trump does the exact opposite
We had too much fun with this! XD
@@AiyanaWolfe THAT WAS SO FUNNY
This is the opening theme to the last season of America.
yup. 💀
Terrifyingly accurate
America OP no. 1 『2020』
so true
"last season"? Nah, USA still going strong and will remain for the rest of our days. So many people are quick to panic, they forget America is the strongest nation in the world with the most resilient and diverse population out there. This isn't the end. Its not even the beginning of the end. I love my country, no matter what growing pains it may be going through. Im aware this comment is likely a joke, but I still wanted to add my two cents. Have a nice day!
This aged so so so well
“We’re stuck in Deuteronomy, wandering through forty years, of shoddy fiscal policy”
Goddamn 🔥
"You only lift up women so you can see what's underneath"
I LEGIT shouted "OHHHHHH!!!!" like a hype man XD
DEADASS I WAS LIKE 😳
Same brooo
I am sitting on my porch watching this... I’m sure the neighbors think there’s a MMA party going on out here. I OOHHHHHed and DAYUMed more than once. 😌
O_o
I decided to listen to this for the first time in a couple years just for the nostalgia, and the sheer number of references and complex lyrics he crammed in that I was completely oblivious to before is insane
"Want Hunter to love you? I'll crush you into white powder." damn
grind, not crush
"WHEN YOU HEAR FOUR MORE YEARS ITS THE DOCTOR BEING GENEROUS"
BRUH
🤣
He’s not wrong
my god the talent still stands
ya
dude I've been listening to this on repeat it's so good
omg I remember watching ur LPS Hotel Mess Up and LPS pet store 6 years ago 🤣
yeah STANDS
Politiclash 2024 will be GENERATIONAL.
2:49 bro predicted the future with that lighting
"When you hear '4 more years' the doctor's being generous" is the best line I've ever heard in all your videos.
that's allllll mat. genius!
I CHOKED.
That's just us having some good ol fun while we're writing! If you don't laugh, you will cry!
Ikr
The "I heard I'm in the last chapter" is what got me good 🤣💯
He nailed both of their mannerisms in his portrayal while still keeping the badassry of a rap battle. MAD respect.
ERB did it too.
@@formy6 And Trump spoke coherent sentences🤷 It's still a rap battle
why does biden's first verse go so hard
and trumps second
This literally circled back 😅 aged well too
If there are any plans for another one for the 2024 rematch, it's probably going have Trump in prison orange and some joke about Kennedy's brain worm being VP and Biden eating ice cream on late night TV. 😂
@@Stephie2007 i can't breath 🤣🤣 I read this and died with laughter because that makes sense
@@Stephie2007 i mean, he went in on trumps daughter... why don't we get in on Biden's?
"The battle of the two septuagenarians"
Now that's not a word you hear every day.
Had to google it. It means ppl in their 70s.
Hey Mozart
We miss u man
@@PS-dm1dq thanks black circle, rly appreciate the time save. I didn’t wanna waste 5 seconds lookin it up 👀😅😂
@@PS-dm1dq same. Now I know all the names for people within each age decade
I heard that word twice today, here and in Jeopardy
"I love the Bible, heard I'm featured in the last chapter" SIR
Favorite line!!!!
what’s the last chapter?
@@ayeshaa5663 Revelation
not the antichrist
@@ayeshaa5663 The Book of Revelations. The book said to have prophetic dreams about the end of the world
it feels so weird watching this after trump’s assassin attempt and biden pulling out of the presidential election 😭
I think it's safe to say he doesn't like either of them - this is clearly laughing at them both. As a brit, American politics are honestly terrifying.
Canadian here, politics from any state is terrifying. The two party systems across the world aren’t different in what matters: economics and diplomatic policies. They’re like candies with different colours, same taste.
"American politics are honestly terrifying" says the brit
It’s clear he despises Trump but also isn’t super happy with Biden being the other option. Which is the reasonable opinion to have.
@@xycrypt sure ours aren't great but at least most minorities can't legally be murdured here??
@@Jack-er1sc you make a good case
I wish the presidential debates were actually rap battles.
like how cabinet meetings are rap battles in hamilton
Thank you
@@Ac.117 wait u have the same first name and initials as one of my best friends
It would have been so much more interesting that way.
Me to
“you only lift up women so you can see what’s underneath” // Cozart 2020
When is that I’ve been looking for like 15 minutes
Edit: found it, 5:39
"...the doctor's being generous..."
*LYRICAL GENIUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
"Too many characters in your cabinet, is this America or Narnia? Escaping into fantasy like every night for poor Melania"
This is way too good.
Emma that was my favorite line
2020: chaos
Jon Cozart: its free real estate!
The ukraine line hitting different
Why?
@@garlkurzer Seriously?
*disappears for 2 years
*comes back to make fun of politicians and sing christmas carols
*refuses to elaborate
*leaves
This sounds like it could be in Hamilton, the whole thing is top tier quality
Oh, yeah! Imagine a musical of this 😳
@@kinomiuko There probably will be one in a few years!! 😂😂😂
I mean he did make a video, "If Trump Was In Hamilton," so let's call this the Cabinet Battle 😂
@@RynsFandomsFun yeah😂
It’ll be the next big musical
8 months later and I still come back to listen to this on most nights. This is lyrical genius and peak socio-political commentary.
4:09 “So Christians are your lucky charm? Hmm, that’s suspicious. After killing babies your magically religious!”
-That beat hit hard
(And accurate)
“Heard I’m featured in the last chapter” as in he’s the AntiChrist? LMAO
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING SJDJGNDJS
I was dying by that line
Honestly, not the first time I've heard that comparison...😂😂
It's kinda trippy but if you look at bible prophecy apparently it seems like a lot of things were lining up with what was happening and what he was doing. People suspect he might have been trying to make it happen. Fuckin wacky having a president trying to bring about the end of the world if that's what was going on.
People DO know that the majority of the population has to *like* the Antichrist, right?!
Damn so many fire lines in this.
The “hope hicks” one is god tier like wow
“after killing babies, youre magically religious” 😳
Nice to see you here, Evan
I was *just* watching your newest video 😂
"When black lives only matter to you every four years" 👁👄👁 4:40
If only elections could be won like this.
I think I did great.
Me laughing at your flawed 2 party system while I made the best empire in Europe with just one
Had me in the first half ngl
That Biden intro had no business coming in so smooth
2:13 Chills, literal chills
this is gold
How do you only have 24 likes
*I LOVE YOUR "HONEST IPHONE COMMERCIAL" VIDEOS!!!*
TRUMP 2020
@@groudon6423 no
oh shit ur the kidz bopper
when are we getting the new one
true
I just discovered this and I literally love it, and looking back this has aged scarily well. Also, thank you for subtitling this!
"you only lift up women so you can see what's underneath" YOOOOO
bruh i just commented the exact same thing 😭
WOoOohH
my jaw literally dropped omg
THAT'S WHAT GOT ME
M
“Love the Bible, heard I’m featured in the last chapter.” - oooo that line hit pretty hard 😖
what does it mean?😳 I don’t follow the Bible so kinda confused
@@lawnmower7943 the antichrist.
@@lawnmower7943 Yeah and just the end days/end of the world in general.
@@bleau9584 I thought it meant the literal trumpet
@@lawnmower7943 Revelations is the last part of the bible, there is where the apocalypse happens and well, the end of the word
Bro you're makin things that could be arguably better than Hamilton in less than 8 years lets gooooo
Definitely not stolen or anything.
@@Carl-ld5jy I mean, I haven't seen anyone else do a comment like this.
I'm not even kidding.
@@fridgerated220 Oh. It's literally word-for-word except your "go" had 5 o's.
@@Carl-ld5jy So basically, I copied a comment without even knowing...
bruh
@@fridgerated220 Lmao that's funny tho
I’m glad that the video “Student mocks principal in song” was recommended to me because I discovered Jon and I wish I discovered him sooner because he hasn’t posted for awhile but I like his content is interesting. But now looking at your videos I realise I have watched a couple of your videos before
I'm impressed with the level of orange he committed to.
Got to represent the Disgusting Orange.
And it still wasn’t orange enough
lol
Hello, I am far from a country. I have a question that none of you answered, my question is (how do you accept different races and ... except your family, friends and ... And you love them, you acted as if they were your family members) How did you endure and how did you accept?
@@anubis2009 Normal people accept them just fine, especially if they are law abiding and constructive in effort and heart to the betterment of the 🇺🇲 culture and country. 😀
Am I the only one who heard "WHO WON, WHOS NEXT, YOU DECIDE!" at the end of this in their head???
I thought that watching this ahaha!
i miss them
This was better than the ERB
@@mish469 they just dropped a Biden v Trump too
This is better than every debate I’ve watched in the last decade.
I feel like this was Johns true passion project and it has unfortunately gone unappreciated for how much effort was put into it.
the more he imitates trump the oranger he gets
HWIEEEEEZZZHHWWWHEEEXZZEE
lol
This was better put together than the actual debate
Two cats fighting is a better debate
Not the last one 😭 Trump killed him
That's a pretty low bar to clear
why did my idiot brain read that in rhythm with the song smh
Jocelynn Acosta not hard to be more put together than the actual debate...
“Yeah we’re pooling to a iceberg”
*Titanic* : and I took the personally
Plowing*
This video gave me so much hope while i was waiting for results to come in. I was doing my exams at the time so I really needed it ❤
The closest thing America has to a balanced debate
... to any debate at all.
i mean.... the real debates were balanced... they just weren't.... useful, coherent, articulate, or well-mannered. This was also that, but the rap is 80% hating on trump, treating some allegations with assumed truth, and others brushed off at the whim of his own mind. Still an amazing rap though.
@@paaperman I was making a kind of tongue-in-cheek statement haha. The polarity (at least from my perspective as an Irish guy) in America is so extreme that I was surprised Jon took any shots at Biden at all. He had some fair digs from both of them, which surprised me given how all-or-nothing political allegiance has become in the US. Which is a good thing! And his wordplay is masterful
HES BACK
-Cornelius Fudge
love the pfp
Not sure I've ever laughed so much at a comment 😂
@@norag6628 Me too!! Rob made TGWDLM so so amazing!!!!!!!!!
I’ve never laughed harder 😂
@@meredithclark6580 a beautiful man to add to an already beautiful show........... love him
"Don't trust doctor Fausty, the little devil's cursed."
You know how you reflexively tune in when you think you hear your name?
1:49
The moan after Trump says "But bro, it's just the tip" 🤣
Smart, fair, exceptionally performed, and punctually edited. It was such a pleasure to work with you on this!! This is sure to give everyone a smile...and at the least, it's one thing we'll all have in common today!
Hello, my name is AxxL. Here's my opinion: I don't like your girlfriend; I think you need a new one. I could be your girlfriend; I know that you like me! GAGAGAGAGA! PRAAAAAANK! I am not a girl! I am a RUclipsr! Thanks for falling for my prank, dear mat
@@AxxLAfriku ...huh?
ty king
@@Paint The future is in our hands! Cheers to that!
Living the next few days in a numb haze just hoping everyone woke up enough and trump doesn't manage to outlaw too many ballots...
If your guys video manage to get even a few more people to the polls it's more than worth it! Also @Paint thank you for the amazing Hamilton vid, and encouraging swing states to headcount etc.
We missed you and love you. 🖤
At least we'll have a class videos to take with us and look back on...
“You only lift up women to see what’s underneath”
That line caught me by surprise to say the least
Idk why that is the kind of thing Trump brags about! (I loved your comment btw)
It’s scary how accurate this is still in 2024
The level of ingenuity put into the lyrics is astonishing.
in 2050 people bout to use this video as cramming-material for apush...
No but fr. It may be sooner since Obama is already in history books
thanks for the heart paint! your vids inspired me to start singing songs in a cappella & i'll forever be thankful for that!!
@Jack Marsden oof lmao
God, I hope test-cramming isn't still a thing in 30 years.
im gonna be sad if collegeboard exists in 30 years
Honestly this Trump outfit is terrifying but it’s PERFECT
He just needs to look a bit thicker
Biden is way more better
Eye lids should have been different colour as he doesn't tan those lol
It’s amazing how relevant this song still was until a week ago haha
lol ikr
5:39 HOLY CRAP TO FAR...but true
I don't think people give Jon enough credit as a lyricist. Like the beat slaps and stuff but the lyrics are TOP TIER👌
“nice dementia” BARS
The lyricism was mostly done by Mat4yo and Dam Bull, Jon probably came up with some of it himself but those two are insane with lyricism (mat) and flows (dan)
"you only lift women up so you can see what's underneath"
"when you hear 4 more years, its the doctors being generous"
"raise the minimum wage 15 overnight - that's the minimum age of your next teen wife"
^^^Jon, Mat4yo and Dan Bull are actual lyrical geniuses ^^^
@@Fin_Ale Give Jon some credit too! I wrote most of Trump's second verse and Jon took creative control of both first verses!
@@Mat4yo Sorry, it does sound like I understate Jon here, also i love ur stuff! Been following u since the Zoog Zug cypher with Ashton!
“will you shut up, man?” OMG HE DID NOT JUST INCLUDE THAT JENDJDJDJ
The memer