Mobile Game Companies: YouTube's Worst Sponsors
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
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Mobile game companies suck.
I am Gus Johnson. I make music, I put out bad skits. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go by gustoonz.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.
This video looks like the weirdest final villain speech ever
I need to make a mod for the legate at the end of new vegas.
How's it going
@@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 ok
Wow bowser really did go a long way
Ozymandias' Plan Revealed, Watchmen (2009) Colorized.
This whole video with the gun waving around I felt like I was being robbed by an ex youtuber explaining why he needed my money
It feels like you're tied to a chair and he's explaining why he's holding you for ransom
Actually as an italian-american it was kinda relaxing to have a gun waved in my face.
The whole video I feel like I’m visiting America
Skinned, fried and cut up potatoes ah yes, those gun toting southerners always waving guns around. Very common and serious problem.
Me too, and somehow I liked it
Why is this guy holding a gun to my head
surreal entertainment cause he knows what you did
surreal entertainment *because you make nightmares*
Your own surreal stuff became his dreams...
No man its just the microphone.
he hates surreal
The constant "hostage" feeling throughout this video is surprisingly comforting
Right omg its worrying
Makes you feel wanted
stockholm syndrome is really kickin in huh?
Stockholm syndrome
It's like someone is in control and knows what they are doing for the greater good.
I love how this was made before all the Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorships dominated RUclips.
r/cringeytopia
fjf sjdnx ok boomer
George Washington dude chill, it’s just an opinion
George Washington - i think the exact same things. Let’s be friends.
@George Washington Damn George, you beat his ass as hard as the Brits
Julian Smith AND Doug Dimadome in the same game mode?!? I gotta download this app
salad Danny's not Greg, I'm Greg. Danny is Danny. Are you Greg? If not, GTFO
Danny Gonzalez dad
Hi dad
This guy drinks hot koolaid
AND Double Dipstick Baby Drop Pop. #greggang4lyfe
dude make more videos like this this is great
Boyinaband dude make more videos like this this is great
Boyinaband :0
Couldn't agree more, whens the collab??
Hoiy
Is this Dave from Boyinaband?
"An emotional story about how poker has influenced your life"
oof they didn't think that one through
Underrated comment
isn't he just making an example
@@cry8964 no, he is using an actual email he got, which has some oddly worded phrases
Poker got me from a mansion in the hills with 3 kids to a shack in the woods and 2 1/2 kids
Oh dear...
The gun in his hand at all times is incredibly accurate to what it feels like to sit through mobile game ads, sponsorship or otherwise.
300-I.Q. Prower it makes me wanna turn the gun around or go find who ever thought it was a good, to go find EVERY RUclipsR AND SAY THE CURSED WORDS
RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
300-I.Q. Prower bro, that’s the most apt description I’ve ever heard lol. Underrated comment
Using ad blocker is like pulling the trigger
thats why i only take sponsorships from dark web human trafficking rings
Cyranek
I know who you are, but I've never seen a single one of your videos.
Cyranek bruh
god arrives
Seems more ethical
Cyranek how do you put a sponsorship into a meme. I'm sorry buddy but us meme creators have it difficult.
This video has been sponsored by Nord: Shadow VPN.
Nord Shadow VPN Geek Legends Manscaped City Shave Club.
Join now and get one free 6☆Server
@@VIPandalicious With my code "69" at checkout.
You mean
Nord shadow tanks
Brodown 64 don’t forget lords mobile
This game is retroactively sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends
But before we get intae the Mad Lad...
@@andrewcroce8177 it's yae boi raid shadow legends
@@itprobablyisazza4203 its ya boi.... uh..... SKINNY SHADOWS
You do realize that you merely typing the game's name and posting it on a random comment section/website is exactly what they want right?
no, of course you don't.
@@marcoa.7235 and you talking about it, ergo spreading it further and giving this attention is also what they want. we have no escape. deal with it
"Guys, we're just having a casual conversation!"
*points gun at me for whole video*
With a finger on the trigger
Yes, that’s the joke, very good
The most concerning part is that it doesn't have an orange tip
Shooting it randomly as well
Allan Haywood *trigger safety*
Thanks for the shout out Gus! btw i have that same mic
Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik sexy
I bounced on my boy's gun mic for hours to this comment
bounced on my boy’s *fucking gun* to this for hours
Had a boy bounce on my gun for hours to this comment
Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik Ono baby u need to use your VPN to do this stuff.
Creepy mustache ✔
Gun pointed at the camera ✔
Existential dread behind the eyes ✔
Meta content ✔
Yeah boi I subscribed
hhhhh u got me!!! good job!
I think the stache kinda cool
Same bro for all those reasons
Is this alternate universe Idubbbz
Mark Sieg
David Brian Gilbert if he was packing heat
POV: your kidnapper complains about his life because you're the only one who listens.
I'd watch that. "Hostage Therapist"
Quite a bit of ASMR like that lol
The gun wasn’t part of the joke you know, there’s a camera man behind that camera looking very, very nervous
You film, and your family will be just fine...... just.... fine
Ion think its real
Its airsoft or maybe bb gun because you can see the gas valve on the base of the mag, I play airsoft so I'm not too sure about bb guns
@@gmx0413 r/woosh
No that's a whoosh alright
I feel like I’m being held hostage while the kidnapper rants about his job to me
I think that's the point
I was gonna like this comment but it literally got 666 likes. Let's keep it there
@@zelixleo5 you know full well it's not going to. I'm definitely not changing it to 667 rn
@@unstableturtleduck lol now it's at 668 😂
Changed it to 669, nice
Forreal though, at that point why don't they just give you a legit commercial that you wedge into your video? Like "Hey Gus I'll give you $500 if you stick this 30 second ad we made in your vid. Lemme know if it's chill or nah thanks." I'd be more open to that to be honest.
Tell me how the app changed your life or I won't believe you.
All of 'em too lazy for that
because they think people are stupid enough to not realize it's an ad if it doesn't look like a 30 second tv spot. TBF if that is there target demo....
People developed a trust for the people that they're watching. If the person that they're watching is trying to sell them something, then they're more likely to succumb to buying it, rather than some random ass ad. It's like a celebrity trying to sell you Nike shoes.
I've actually seen that done a few times
I feel like I’m being held captive by a homeless and dementia ridden man.
it shouldnt be hard for you to escape
Dwight, you’ve failed. What happened to having weapons around you at all times? Did you forget about the blowpipe in the toilet cistern?
I thought you had a grenade somewhere in the office... is the bobble head a grenade?
You’ve disgraced yourself, your family, and the Schrute farm by being held captive. Now Moes will have your beet farm.
@@Zman44444 they made me get rid of them even though I saved Jim from Roy!
Ya like chemistry
Well he is 100% susceptible to early onset Alzheimer’s
i have never been so entertained while being held at gunpoint
so uve been held at gunpoint before?
Yes
I have there was a dancing monkey with a gun
Theres something intriguing about the way he holds the gun at us
Nah I got held at gunpoint by a comedian
I once shit on a mobile company's racing game...and they still asked me to do a sponsorship for them. If a company is too lazy to actually find out that the creator they're asking hates them, than that goes to show how little effort their marketing puts in, when asking RUclipsrs
Bladed Angel yo I was just watching your videos and I came across this LOL
Bladed Angel You should have taken it, and then shit on them again in the next video.
Bladed Angel did you say yes?
i really hope you did it anyways
Bladed Angel bladeeed
Wait, they pay you in money? The most I've ever been offered is 20 forehead kisses.
Crazy Boris Productions 20 whole forehead kisses!? I need to find a better agent.
Poor Boris. :c
Trade you some real money for a portion of your forehead kisses?
Crazy Boris Productions wow I didn’t expected to see Boris here
I’m so lonely at this point i would do anything for some forehead kisses
"You seem like a classy bunch of people."
Thanks, I wore shoes on both feet today, glad someone noticed.
I put my shirt on with the right side out, I’m glad someone acknowledges my efforts.
RUclipsr : "This video is sponsored by RAID: Shad-"
Me: *furiously taps the right side of the screen*
Yessir. Without the 10-second skip button, i wouldn't be living right now lol
for me im on pc so its my right arrow lmao
i do have a touchscreen laptop tho
so i know whatchu mean
@@pee7080 it's actually the J and K buttons for 10 second skips. The arrow keys are for the 5 second skips.
@@B10KPlaysGames True, but on my phone it's a double tap so it's kinda the same.
@@fabiankehrer3645 yeah i know on phones you have to double tap to do 10 second skips lol
I feel like I'm in a hostage situation with an unstable RUclipsr explaining how the system is out to get him.
12 minutes well spent 🤣🤣
Well that’s because you were.
Hey what is with the emperor👑
@@ericcartman1328 because he did
LMAO
Ads really are annoying
But you know what’s not annoying?
Playing war robots, it’s an action packed strategic mobile game in which you and your team must defeat the opposing force.
Sponsored by war robots.
What's that? Oh! War robots, you say? Man, war robots saved my life! I was broke, STUPID and, well, more improtantly, DEPRESSED! But then I discovered WAR ROBOTS and it made me forget about all my troubles!
Sign up now with promocode: JusGohnson and get 5000 extra gears and an epic lvl robot to crush your opponents!
@@Chickenbowser I think we're too late in the party man,But do you know what's never too late? Playing war robots on your mobile device!
Ok this joke is getting kinda boring and repetitive ,unlike the brand new mobile game WAR ROBOTS where you unlock different levels at different stages . Download the app NOW!!!
A history channel called Lindybeige was sponsored by the dollar shave club and he just spent 5 minutes roasting all their products in the box they sent him. It was hilarious.
Lloyd is a legend.
whoa!! another history nerd in the wild! fook ye!
I need to see that video. What was it called?
just checked him out because of this comment!! holy shit his ad had me cracking up. will def be watching more of him lmao
All Lloyd ads are absolutely fantastic, he actually presents the products his own way, making it interesting and usually pretty funny, no predefined fake scripts. Plus his sponsors are somewhat relevant, or at least just not absolutely random like videos that Raid sponsor.
I hate how fake all the animated mobile ads are. Like State of Survival, AFK Arena, etc. It pisses me off so badly I swear to myself I will never play them
What's sad is they could just use gameplay footage and it would be interesting and cheaper. One game I tried based off of the ads was Archero and it made me hate the ads so much because the game is actually fun and challenging.
Worst part is, those would be totally fine games if they advertised honestly
Mafia city
***oooooof***
Isn't false advertising a crime?
I actually enjoyed AFK Arena. They weren't pay to win 3 years ago. Sadly, that's not the case now. They get zero respect
POV: You're being held captive by a crazy man who needs a raise.
there’s a story arc in this:
1. He explains why he is holding you hostage ( terrible ads)
2. He goes on to brandish a gun and become more unstable, firing his Beretta M9 more and more. And his handling becomes worse with it.
3.he tries to get you to give money to him, but he realize she tied you up and shoots you in the head, ending the video to show further evidence of the murder.
Kind of stolen
i couldnt like your comment, im sorry... it was at 777 :3
@@quinnsmithy8778 I liked it for you so go ahead
This is exactly what I was gonna comment
something about constantly being at gunpoint during this rant makes it 100x times funnier and derranged, absolutely love it, would be a hostage again.
E
"would be a hostage again" lmao
10/10 Two hands behind my back.
Again...?
10/10 would hostage again.
"But then poker got my life back on track!" - said nobody ever lol
Unless you're Walter White, and it's your alibi for a while.
No, a lot of people say it actually.
But they’re also in denial and heavily in debt out of addiction.
I only feel safe playing RAID SHADOW LEGENDS from behind NORD VPN to keep my data safe. I also listen to AUDIBLE while playing when I am not trying to better myself with SKILLSHARE.
While eating food that I personally made from BLUE APRON.
@@Hitoshuratdn after shaving from dollarShave club
Dont forget to make a website documenting your experience with SQUARESPACE
Matt Petty forget square space, use wix.com with easy to use templates, then hope on over to flying gorilla 2
while signing in with dashlane
*Mobile game company:* dedicate the first 75% of your video to our lies.
*Gun company:* Just wave around a cheap replica at the camera while you do you.
Sadpants McGee it looks like it’s supposed to be a Baretta 92fs
@@lordtachanka903 yeah i know right lol
1000th like. 10/10 comment
I had my hands up throughout the entire video
ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Every time I hear the word "epic" in an ad for an app, I think "ah man, they were really unreasonable about the specific words and quotes they required"
Oh man, this was pre Raid Shadow Legends and Raycon
Raycon seems less heinous
and honey
Raycons sell themselves boi.
Well at least honey isn’t complete shit
Genocide is fun yeah I kind of took the cool aid on that one, they were like 60 so it wasn’t too bad, and they’re better than my broke pods
POV: Gus is robbing you but is distracted and it reminds him of that one time back in the day
asmr
Mood
There is always time for a good story, always.
You seem like an unhappy person. Might I recommend that you play RAID: Shadow Legends?
John Cleland one of the most ambitious and amazing game ever made?!
Levi Rosenlieb AND I can use the code in the description for 1 free champion and 50000 silver??
With stunning award-winning graphics, collect amzaing heroes and more
And the new tag team arenas
It’s in the top 3 on the play store!
i love the fact that gus is casually holding a gun, pointing at you and shooting it almost the entire time
Emotional and engaging story: ✔️
Started at beginning of video: ✔️
Seems casual: ✔️
Mentioned that brand changed their life: ✔️
Blink an odd number of times in your next video if you're being forced to make these videos by Incense Zen.
You noticed, too?
but but he didnt show gameplay
@@Yanzdorloph maybe the gameplay just looks the same as everything else bc its smelly burning sticks.
Luckily in the video after this he blinked exactly 0 times.
Gutsu maybe he put a incense under his nose while he his filming and was just smelling it the entire time
i dont get why companies want 1-3 minute sponsorship ads, dont people just skip forward through them? putting a quick message about the sponsor seems like it would be more effective
"If the influencer yammers about it enough, the viewers will eventually crack and buy the thing!" - Hello Fresh, Nord and Express VPNs, Raid, Privacy, etc.
"If the influencer yammers about it enough, the viewers will eventually crack and buy the thing!" - Hello Fresh, Nord and Express VPNs, Raid, Privacy, etc.
@@nicolerichwine5767 Nord VPN, at least, seems like they actually let people write their own scripts. I've watched a few of their ads all the way through, but everything else I automatically skip.
yep I just skip them, I know the modern rouge has a timer on it and that sponsors bitched about it because "omg people are going to skip it"... how do they not realize that people that would skip an with a timer, are people that are not interested in the product in the first place?
Also I know it's their "livelihood" and shit like that, but if ads stopped being so fucking repetitive, always trying to sell us the same shit every day, every year, every decade, then maybe I'd stop using ad-block?
I honestly don't understand how people are using the internet without adblocking tools and yet don't want to blow their fucking head off...
FYI for those that use adblock on PC, but use their mobile alot more (I don't use my phone because of how anoying the little internet is) I'd recomment Brave Browser for android, it doesn't block all the annoying little shit on the cancer that is mobile sites, but it does a good job at blocking the majority :) also "Block This" (google it) blocks all in app ads on my phone.
Fuck ads.
svampebob007 It works similarly to scams. They assume that while, yes, a majority of people will skip it, there will be a small percentage that take the bait. Even if 1% of the 1 million people who saw the video download the app, that’s 10,000 people. They don’t care about the 99% of people who are annoyed by the ad and unsubscribe as a result, they’re willing to pay a thousand or two for that 10,000 downloads, since they know that they’ll be able to get them to watch at least one dollar’s worth of ads each on their own app.
... which advertises other apps...
When you think about it, it’s kind of a pyramid scheme.
POV: You're being held captive by a Bond villian while he tells you his tragic backstory
😳😳
S t o l e n
@@OwnM3Z0S T O L E N
@@Hdvhdbs my mans copy pasted the other comment
@@OwnM3Z0 so?
9:48 I'm continually impressed with gus's improv abilities
I love how his finger is on the trigger the whole time.
If we try to click off he shoots
lol imagine he fell over and bam, now i can finally click off without getting shot
Non-texan detected
I know it's fake and all but seeing his finger on the trigger makes me cringe a little, mainly because of the safety course I had to take before I could get my FOID card.
He taped it
Clash of Can You Stop pls
I just got an Idle Heroes ad
*i’m diagnosed with terminal aids*
abelina sabrina You the best Sabrina
Gotem
Tell me how Smash of Cans changed your trash size and life for the better.
a1 comment
Honestly, I only go through ad agencies anymore for brand deals. 90% of the companies that email RUclipsrs directly do it that way because all the ad agencies told them to screw off.
hey dude did you ever make up with Quinton Reviews?
Wait didn’t you drop a sponsorship literally in the middle of a video about a guy’s murder
Bring back the game creepypasta style shit from forever ago. I want me some more polybius or whatever boy
It honestly makes me wonder about the quality of MBA/Marketing education the person in charge of marketing received from their university... And the quality of the person themselves... How does it not occur to them that they need to tailor their advertising to not just different channels on RUclips, but completely different audiences.
I'm wondering whether that marketing person is even tech-savvy enough to be aware of how diverse RUclips is...
Yo wus poppin cuz? I ain't seen you in a minute!
I love that the video literally shows you how much more effective it is for brands to give creators more control
*GUS: "iTs nOt fUn tO pUsh tHiNgs oN oTher PeopLe"*
*ALSO GUS: *IS HOLDING A GUN AT YOU TO LISTEN**
@Johan Jacobs r/woooooosh
Hello dumb idiot that's the joke of the video
wOw I neEded yOu GusYs tO PoInt thaT oUt wOaH tHankS. IDIDKDMMDMDMD
I feel like the woooosh joke is getting a little obnoxious like people who post it pretend to be part of a superior group that despises people that don't get jokes or ask a question or whatever
@@rp003.0 but its still valuable to point things out
POV: your being robbed but the robber goes on a speech about mobile ads
*your’re
@@malonmido7675no one asked
@@malonmido7675 **you’re
I love your short comedy videos, but if you want to start doing longer videos like these I love them please keep them coming senpai
Michael Jae thank you i love you dad
Title-calling-ception
Gus Johnson love you too mom
Gus Johnson I asked mom and she said it was OK if you stay out with your friends a little later tonight if you give us another video this week
Gus Johnson keep them coming so i can keep cumming.
I think internet historian makes the best content out of his ads. He’s made an entire cinematic universe out of ads and they are so entertaining.
Who’s the RUclipsr?
@@sardonictauntaun1068, internet historian and his second channel incognito mode
@@sardonictauntaun1068 internet historian
Nobbleberry wants a word with you
Internet comment etiquette got him beat fs
this guy predicted the future. Because now everyone is promoting Vikings and Raid Shadow Legends
Chris Pham this video is so eerily accurate to what’s going on today that until I saw this comment, I didn’t realize it was a whole *year* old
@@Giantkiller130-t holy shit, you're right!!!!!
right after the whole fucking year of that shit vpn garbage that almost every youtubers where being sponsored by.
fucking scam shit, loss of integrity for many i admired i have now removed by sub from.
@@ChanceSarsis lmao one of Gus biggest sponsors is Nord VPN.
But what's wrong with VPNs? They are good products.
Jacabo Blanco they can sell your data and nord vpn got hacked
POV: you’re a hostage in guses basement
Pronounced "gooses"
Nice
Top tier comment
Gets fed subway jalapeños as torture
@Adrian Sigales guss sticks a funnel in the victims mouth
Honestly, the sad thing is it goes beyond mobile games too, literally every sponsorship offer except for one has tried pulling shit like this on me, especially when I was a smaller channel.
The Rpg Monger who was the one?
You should change your name to The Rpg *Mong*
Satan hellmann comedy fuccing gold
Alexander L probably whichever one he’s advertised lol
Hey, it's you!
“It’s not fun to push things on other people” he says while pointing a glock at you
It’s a beretta m9
@@lexthebreacher any and every pistol is a glock if you’re American enough
@@york9283 I disagree. A true American can identify guns on sight. It's part of our religion.
Very deliberate
its an m9 REEEEEEEEEEE
Gus: *has a gun the whole time*
Me: Ah so this one's not sponsored.
Also Gus: So use coupon code "Gus" for Incense Zen.
Me: Wow Incense Zen really IS chill.
well i guess that means their relaxing incenses really work
@@khhnator Silence, BRAND!
Tbh I'm considering at least visiting their site.
M.
the way he worked that in was smooth
I think my favorite promotion attempt I’ve ever seen was a mobile game trying to have Molly Burke (a blind RUclipsr) talk about the fun colors of the game,,,,
LOL OH MY GOD.
Sauce
WHERES THE LAMB *SAUCE!?!?!??!??!*
Sauce?
Sauce?
I’ve noticed when Jacksfilms does an ad for like dollar shave club or blue apron it seams somewhat natural but when he does an ad for some weird ass tank game it sounds SUPER artificial.
I'm more important than you War robots is a joke and I'm pretty sure has single handedly killed a mech game comeback for another generation.
Probably a 0% chance he’s actually played it or gives a shit.
With a number of the other sponsors you can see him at least using them in the background, or it’s something more important to him like Lynda for editing and that sort of thing
I had to unsubscribe from jacksfilms. He puts no effort into his videos now and his ads go longer than the actual videos.
m3tallic I agree. Lately he's lost his integrity as a RUclipsr.
Meet WAR ROBOTS
- Meet Arnold (2018)
“It’s not fun to have to push things on other people” he says while making sure the gun was still pointing at me before moving on
"Double dip dip stick baby drop pop doug dimadome texas hold 'em two for two julian smith app game" is god tier stuff, Gus
Best Girl He didn’t even stumble over that shit.
I’d play that
I MADE THIS FOR YOU
It is truly insane how much money some of these companies have offered though. I think if I took half of them up on their offers, I would've made more money doing those ad reads than I would've made money from just regular YT ads in the past however long I've been doing this. Don't think I'd be able to sleep well though. Great video as usual.
Datto woah datto I love your vids man didn’t know you liked gus
Thats pretty optimal
Lol i know u from Mr.fruit
*_"wHat Do yOu GuYS nOt hAvE phOnEs?"_*
erm4gundr v1
gOoD jOb On ThAt OnE
Nice Blizzard reference
"Is this an out of season april fools joke"
thought he was gonna go for that lol
Eventhough Gus was holding me hostage, I was surprisingly comfortable throughout the whole thing.
This feels like the most fun hostage experience, like being held hostage by a jaded RUclipsr and forced to hear his "war stories".
He is telling the tales of his adventures until he took an arrow in the knee.
@@nabeelnitro6447 aye, I know the feeling all too well.
The lack of trigger discipline as he is pointing that gun at me really emphasizes the point of his argument
Well you only put your finger on the trigger when you intend to shoot or kill something or someone. He actively is ready to kill himself or the viewer. We are watching robbery ASMR.
I'd wave the gun abit more, otherwise it won't be fun
Maybe a bottle of vodka to make it true to life
@Brelm Well I just lost some IQ points reading that
Brelm trigger discipline is most definitely the same, observe. It is a hot summers day, you are at scout camp. You are in rifle class and the instructor has set up the ‘sitting’ position. All of the guns are now set up and ready to be fired. The instructor informs you to go over and sit down near a gun. But you walk up, pull out your sling from your backpack and place it on the rifle. You now place the rifle over your shoulder and let it sit there. The rifle instructor asks what the hell you are doing. You do not care because ‘trigger discipline doesn’t matter’ and you ‘just pull the gun out when you are ready to shoot’. So, tell me, does this sound correct?
I feel like Gus is the evil villain in a James Bond movie who has tied up James Bond and is explaining why he needs to eliminate mobile gaming companies
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"And don't forget: this rant is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, the most ambitious RPG project of 2019."
Honestly, knowing how chill incense zen is with creators makes me want to buy their products more than any segment for raid shadow legends has made me want to play raid shadow legends.
SAME. I’ve never even considered buying incense until now.
@@gxtmfa incense can be great, it can also fucking ruin your god damn home for a day if you accidentally bought the wrong kind and let it smoke up your house while you're shopping for groceries.....
You're not interested in playing a Massive Multiplayer Online fantasy RPG with console-level graphics, hundreds of playable legends, peerless character skill customization, and explosive clan-centered cooperative play? With millions of players across the globe, so many microtransactions that you'll have to refinance your home to make any progress, and the endless satisfaction of knowing that every $4.99 you spend on gems is going right back into RAID SHADOW LEGENDS ad space?
Haah yeah, they're incredibly persistent when you say no too. PASS.
Omg a real queen commented on Gus' video!!!
Hi!
Internet Historian's commercials are a thing of beauty.
Yeah I'm surprised raid sponsored him more than once
I like nordvpn's response to one of his ads. "Thanks I hate it"
@@DisorientedWanderer SWORDVPN!!!
internet comment etiquette’s ads tho
@@kagithkagith sword veepeen c’mon get it right
Honestly, this is like the most entertaining and enjoyable 12:42 minute video that isn't a gaming video
I lost it at "emotional story about how poker changed my life"
Yeah wtf are they expecting from people
Question: Would it have been ok for him to tell the emotional story about how poker ruined him financially and led to a terrible addiction? Cause that was my immediate association to "emotional story about how poker changed my life"
stop shooting me
but its fun... *bang*
Nintendo more accurately labels "free to play games" as "free to start". You know mobile games will force you to hand over money sooner or later, constantly.
I'd rather just pay some money to get a full game experience.
Mobile gaming is becoming a bigger platform and it's becoming possible to create very good gaming experiences now. The market should be treated the same way as other gaming platforms in my opinion, because it now seems like an easy cash grab for many publishers.
Lol nice
@@chielwouterscw the worst part is that even paying for the game right now it doesn't mean you won't get ads or in-app purchases. That's the case with angry birds, for example.
Just because they tell you its a shitty business model doesn't make it less shitty
@@stproducciones9140 having a shitty business model is inherantly less shitty than having a shitty business model and hiding it.
as a copywriter at an advertising agency, I fucking wish more ads could go down like this
911 whats your emergency?
Me: A man is virtualy holding me at gun point
Lol
Someones probably done that.
911 caller: Is it gus again? We can't do anything about that, he sponsors the emergency responders.
@@meburningslime "Lockheed Martin? We can't do anything about that. They sell us bombs and force us to go to war and then give some money to cripple welfare bum soldiers"
Bro he strapped up with the duck hunt zapper
“This video was sponsored by SquareSpace. Whether you need a website or domain, make your next move with SquareSpace.”
name Jacksfilms in almost every video
name those usually arnt as bad because they arnt 2-5 minutes long
YO IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE ME, YOU HAVE A BRAIN. THAT MEANS YOU WOULD BENEFIT FROM BRILLIANT-DOT-ORG, JUST LIKE I DO
@@blaneiobe8579 lol lmao
@@EMETRL lol lmao
I almost cried with that engaging story. So emotional.
"Dispatch i've got a 10-51 12031 holding me up here, let the judge know he speaking facts and to reduce his sentence."
This aged really well what with the Aids Shadow Leprosy thing
Aids shadow leprosy LMAOO
Why there is no sponsor for console game that will be cool than mobile game
To be fair, my impression based on watching Internet Historian videos is that the Red: Shady Lemons folks are fairly chill, at least as mobile game advertisers go.
@@logitimate did you see the ads? And then compare them to actual gameplay? It's even worse than fkin Lords Mobile
@@theseangle Never played it, probably never will. Solely commenting on the "ridiculous demands on the RUclipsr" side of things, and that only tentatively.
OK I SUBBED! JUST LEAVE MY FAMILY OUT OF THIS!
shades of Duo trying to teach me Spanish
"learn Hola or say Adios to your meemaw"
The trailers made the Joker movie seem different than this
Halal dorito
@@oliverparker425 allahu dorito
Underated
“You got the crust, the sauce, and the cheese and shit..”
Me: yo man, I’m not sure what you’re on about. Just stop pointing the gun at me. I can give you whatever you want.
0:24 I like to imagine that he shot the person he was talking to and just continued talking to the dead body.
Made me smile
And you wake up in doc Mitchell’s office
POV: A deranged man is pointing a gun at you while he acts out a youtube commentary video
ASMR content right there
*this video was sponsored by war robots™*
Metal Gear!!
I played that game before it became a popular advertisenent. I'm just sad now
jacksfilms
asap fannypack The Hacksmith
Samcrac
Watching this two years later, don't think raid was a thing back then. Which makes their saturation seem even worse.
I felt like I had to watch the whole video because you had a gun.
Ironic username is ironic
Hate Crab *ding*
It did grab my attention
I feel like an emotional and engaging story about how poker has changed someone's life is the opposite of what you'd want in a poker ad
I think maybe we have a different idea of how poker generally changes lives.
Talking about how your parents gambled away all their money and you ended up homeless because of the app...
IT'S EMOTIONAL, ISN'T IT?!
Definitely. And if you want something to distract you from your gambling addiction can I recommend RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS
Oh, I think they know just how poker effects peoples lives, not much too different then most mobile games nowdays
I like to pretend Gus has chained me up in his basement and is going to shoot me but I’m distracting him by talking about mobile games
Edit: back for my third rewatch. Guess people liked this comment.
Hey guys I’m back again I forgot about this but it doesn’t seem like it got much more popular. I guess what I’m trying to say is just this video is very entertaining.
You started talking about mobile games and this is the resulting rant.
You have a strange fetish.
Aria Grace its only strange if you want it strange
I can vision this as well
Kinky
Yo Gus- brilliant conversational rant. I watched the whole thing, because I appreciate the layers of sincerity, unswervingly dorklicous anger & anecdotal argument. Thanks for posting!
The ironic thing is that some mobile ads aren’t even “advertiser friendly” at all.
youtube when their ads are basicy p**n: i sleep
youtube when somebody says fuc: YOUR FREE TRIAL OF LIFE HAS ENDED
They need to establish that it’s their turf, no other ads on the video
follow me on twitter for more first world complaints @Gusbuckets
Gus Johnson ligma balls
I completely forgot I had notifications on. Glad I do though. I like your sit-down videos just as much as your sketches. Keep it up man.
I liked the part where you swatted the bees. Good vid.
Yes
I'm surprised Google hasn't fixed their shit yo. This problem they created is having sponsors go around them which cuts then out as the middleman. But yeah content creators aren't large agencies, most are individuals who this may be their first interaction in this type of money minefield. Anywho what I'm trying to say is, we love you Gus #homonothomo
Can't go one video these days without seeing Raid:shadow legends, raycon, honey or some vpn service being sponsors in 2019 and 2020.
funnily enough the only ones I mind are raycon because those things are actually so garbage a regular paid of ear buds is better
ayo raycon and honey are amazing >:(
And 2021
I find raycon and dollar shave club cool. Some of my favourite comedic youtubers are sponsered by them and they seem quite easy going with them.
This is true, although some of these sponsors aren’t bad
I think about this video every time I see a mobile game ad on RUclips. I saw it when you first posted it and it stuck with me for some reason
Incensezen: No such thing as bad publicity *huffs 20 incense sticks*
@Just some bread oh no
Inde-- Wait a f*ckin minute
@Nalon I wish incest sticks had a more mainstream appeal - for a friend!
honestly tho it works. I support the fuckery.
Plot twist this is actually a 12 min ad video
The poor trigger discipline makes this even more beautiful.
Draxiss I really feel like I’m being robbed by some idiot who bought a gun illegally and I love it
It makes me cringe way too much. I appreciate the content, and I’m listening while I do stuff, but I definitely struggle to watch.
@@platty9237 I found it amusing. And dumb. And a bit pointless, but if it got me to crack a smile it's done itself better than 98% of the videos I've watched. It's giving off that "I'm giving a evil speech and you'll have to listen to it" while also giving that cringr vibe so well that you can't help but slowly laugh inside as your rotten flesh you call skin slowly decays.
@@platty9237 This. it's hard to focus on what's being said when not looking at the video, but the gun thing is so distracting that it's hard to focus WITH watching the video.
It's a mic, not a gun.
pov:a man in his mid 30s threatens you with a gun while he rants about his job