It's funny because pink color is a reference to the color of the level background not being pink, thus the game teases you by giving a peek at a more "beautiful" color.
@@mioafox it works too it's extremely annoying because I know what they're doing and it takes so much willpower to not download it just to prove how easy it is
@@gummysnacksandknives9229 Absolutely! When they do it with sudokus or crosswords or something similar, I sometimes take screenshots and solve those to appease the urge :D
"You're cheating on me?" -kiss him to find out -reach pink color -join them -score 20 and become legally skilled -harder than you think! -reach Japan -BNEO
@@Thor-Orion The most successful Indy game cash grab is to make a free unity game good enough to receive a Windows and Xbox store port but to progress the tutorial you nerd to make in game purchase which in the end you would have paid then buying a major title Xbox game.
As a choices player, I can say, there is no story where the “twist” is cheating or babies. Like never. That HAPPENS, but not as a main plot point. We all hate these ads too.
I play Choices too! I agree that these ads have almost nothing to do with the game. They only make people don't want to play it and that really sucks because it's a great game and I'm sure that a lot of people would like it
Choices are made my the developers, not random people, and some stories are good. But not all. A lot are about breaking up someone ELSE'S relationship or cheating on someone with multiple people or something, like everything is about you and you can't let others be happy. It's stupid and horrible.
@@psi9899 Don't. There are much more degenerate "dating sims" that border on fetishes that other people play (mostly male cuz y'know... They're the main consumers rn wich is why godbless ShallWeDate even though they're not the best at optimization)
@@psi9899 Don't search up "ryonas". Too late reverse psychology has already permeated all throughout your brain and now you must make the ultimate choice of acquiring more knowledge or preserve your sanity.
I've heard that Obey me is actually a really good game, but their ads are so trash that I don't want to play it. Even tho I'm a huge fan of otome games
Cheaters actually tend to be really bad at polyamory, since they’re usually bad at commitment and respecting the rules of a relationship, both of which are still important in polyamorous relationships. The main difference is that polyamory involves commitment to multiple people, and respecting the rules of multiple relationships.
When I was a little kid 60 years ago, I walked back and forth with my friend to each other's homes. In between our places there was a house with an open garage door. We noticed a ww1 dough boy helmet hanging on the wall. While we were stopped looking an old fellow came out and let us see his helmet and kit. He had a big unit photograph with him in it. He pointed out one of the guys with a long beard and told us, that fellow fought at Gettysburg and was at Appomattox for the surrender. It didn't mean much to a couple of little kids. We were much more interested in the helmet and bayonet.
Waitress: Okay, Ma'am, what wo- BF: *GeTt aWAy FrOM meH WeIFe* Waitress: I was just g- BF: *GETT AWAY FROM MEH WEIFEEE* GF: Jerry, were not even married.. BF: I was talking about my wife Wayne 80 miles away fr- GF: Omg he cheated on me > Have a threesome > Break neck > Drown him in .1 cm deep water > *-BNEO-*
Your videos make me realize how absurdly strange our society can get. Your commentary does well by putting the spotlight on how organizations manipulate large populations through click bait and advertising algorithms
My and my friend played it few months ago just to laugh - their ads ain't better than the actual stories. So there's this "It all started with a bra" (yeah try to explain this if you've never heard of this). Every story we played was just super cringy, like EXTREMELY cringy. That's why we never finished even one.
Here ill save my nonexistent boyfriend... 🤷🏽♀️💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎 Ok whats my next choice??
My wife went to South Park! 1: Calmly insult her as a Jersey person nonstop 2: Make her watch Terrance And Philip In Not Without My Anus for a year nonstop 3: Lampoon her on the show like the celebs who sued the town in 200 and 201
There was an ad on a game, probably one of Vodoo's games, that is still ingrained in my brain. I had seen the visuals of the ad a lot. Explanation: The ad had the same gameplay but just different voice overs that did not match with the gameplay. This voice over started normally where a guy talked about the game but it escalated to his parents kicking him out and he started to exaggerately cry about his life. Then, it ended. I still don't know what happened or why the f@#k it did happen.
You’re husband is falling off a bridge! > Pull him up (5731💎) > Hide under the bed > BNEO > Get the pink color > Kiss him to find out > Lean in for a sniff > Maybe he can join us?
Actually, Choices’ stories are written by the creative team behind the game itself. It’s actually really good. I would definitely recommend the Endless Summer series.
Absolutely agree! I love Choices. I personally love Elementalists and Blades of Light and Shadows because I love fantasy lol, but Endless Summers was the first story I started with, and it was really good from what I remember!
Choices are made my the developers, not random people, and some stories are good. But not all. A lot are about breaking up someone ELSE'S relationship or cheating on someone with multiple people or something, like everything is about you and you can't let others be happy. It's stupid and horrible.
sidebar... i never realised how many 'you'll never get to the pink colour' ads i get... all i can think of is .. did they have a meeting to decide on pink?!
@@kingofevilganondorfdragmir3319 fr im convinced episode is secretly run by ea. I played it once and i got the option: Thank her (19 diamonds) Dont thank her It's like saying "greet your grandparents for 50k or shit on their faces"
feel like defending choices (only choices -- episode and chapters are weird) but choices is actually written and animated by professionals, and the stories are pretty good
"Oh no I don't think he's breathing" -Douse him in gasoline to find out -Create a real life Fallout 76 by nuking Norway and forcing the survivors into a battle royale with crafting. -Create a real life Skyrim by nuking Norway and installing a bunch of dragons and mods into the country.
@@pixeldragon Mainly thought of it because of Joel/Vargskelethor's thing about nuking Norway. Slso, it works better as a location for a real-life Skyrim than most other countries, and 'nuke Finland' or 'nuke Sweden' doesn't have the same ring to it, at least to me.
Sometimes I just download games where it says "I just can't get to level ..." In the ads just to reach that level and delete it again. And sometimes I find out that the gameplay has literally nothing to do with what is shown in the ads.
Knowing Jarvis he can probably make an ad generator. Put the footage and let it pick a random phrase. Wait what if Voodoo themselves use such an AI? It would explain Japan and Pink
Not at all hard to do, you can just have a csv file of random words, use random number generator to pick out some ones randomly, and concatnate them to get a pharse. Anyone can do it within like 15min lmfaooo
They probably are... and the amazing thing is that if they keep using it, it means it works... even more amazing is that they probably made the AI learn the data and search for thhe best keywords to use, and that means that "japan", "pink color" and "reach" are seriously good words
I actually like choices .it had some nice stories but way too expensive. ended up watching RUclips videos of people playing because I was genuinely curious about the story.
only people who make it to level 20 can like this comment
F
Rip
Please do a video on episode.
HELP ME! PINK COLOUR IS CONTROLLING ME! WHAT IS IT? HOW CAN I REACH IT? WHAT IS LIFE?!?
rip
"I think he's faking it."
> drown him again
> Get the pink color
It's funny because pink color is a reference to the color of the level background not being pink, thus the game teases you by giving a peek at a more "beautiful" color.
J Do I choose to rename you JD from Heathers
*drown him and get the pink color*
@@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539 i was meant to be yours
peek a boo we were meant to be one
"There's a Spider on the couch."
> Nuke the planet to unlock every weapon.
> Kiss it to find out.
Both
E
Kiss it to reach pink color
> Give It CPR
> flirt with the spider and date it (100000 diamonds)
"The baby kicked"
1.)say hello
2.)kick it back
Kick it. BAck
*_kick him back_* golden
I choose kick it back, because why not
Haaaaa
Lmaooo
My "favorite" ads are when they show someone playing a game that only a complete moron would lose and they lose
That is a trigger for human curiosity. If it looks easy and someone fails at it, you're likely to get the itch to try yourself and do it right.
@@mioafox it works too it's extremely annoying because I know what they're doing and it takes so much willpower to not download it just to prove how easy it is
@@gummysnacksandknives9229 Absolutely! When they do it with sudokus or crosswords or something similar, I sometimes take screenshots and solve those to appease the urge :D
"You're cheating on me?"
-kiss him to find out
-reach pink color
-join them
-score 20 and become legally skilled
-harder than you think!
-reach Japan
-BNEO
T pose
B n e o
reach bneo
-score 2 and become legally a pumpkin
E
Man: * is asleep*
> put on a diaper
> eat all the money, hop into the microwave and start it up
Kira Aisling nice
“To me they’re the 5minute craft of games” *because it looks like they spent 5 minutes making these*
Making the game was their five minute craft.
@@Thor-Orion The most successful Indy game cash grab is to make a free unity game good enough to receive a Windows and Xbox store port but to progress the tutorial you nerd to make in game purchase which in the end you would have paid then buying a major title Xbox game.
@@damienhartley7298 Huh?
What ? 5 minute ? They are problably spending 30 second!
When ı have 5 minute for a game . İ can do a lot more fine then voodoo
"Your dog is dying."
- Hide under the bed
- Kiss him to find out
- Reach Japan
- *BNEO*
Where is the pink color😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
kiss the bed to reach japan to bneo
wtf is a bneo
@@vincharlesyuri bneo
@@vincharlesyuri bone
"Your boyfriend is making out with another girl"
1) join in
2) kick him
join him (25 💎)*
As a bisexual, joim himmmmmmm
Join
3) Eat the United States and reach pink colour
Ju 87 Bomber Stuka hello brudda
Jarvis: Only 45% of people will make it to level 20.
Should I
1. Watch the entire video
2. Swallow my phone whole
swallow ur phone
Michael Blakemore *1. Reach through the screen and take his floor
2 of course
2 seems like the best option
One *OWO*
Grandma's dying.
>T-pose
>Kiss her to find out
Hi, Megumin! :)
T pose
T-pose is always the right answer
T-pose
T-posing sounds kinda incesty, no thank you.
As a choices player, I can say, there is no story where the “twist” is cheating or babies. Like never. That HAPPENS, but not as a main plot point. We all hate these ads too.
I play Choices too! I agree that these ads have almost nothing to do with the game. They only make people don't want to play it and that really sucks because it's a great game and I'm sure that a lot of people would like it
There is hardy any baby games in choices I really never get why they go with those fake adds the real story's in choices are good
@@greta7578 There is no chance this game is great lmao
I love choices. It's such a shame their ads suck ass!
Choices are made my the developers, not random people, and some stories are good. But not all. A lot are about breaking up someone ELSE'S relationship or cheating on someone with multiple people or something, like everything is about you and you can't let others be happy. It's stupid and horrible.
Your husband is having a heart attack!
- Reach Japan
- Reach the pink color
-save him (500000 diamonds)
I wanted to like this but I didn't want to ruin the 69 likes 👌
reach *B N E O*
Reach pink colour in Japan
I can’t reach pink color ;-; :,(
My husband just literally breathed!
(1. Divorce
(2. Drop oil into the fireplace
(3. G E T AWAY F R O M M Y W I F E !
3
3
and eat the microwave
redbull and oreos wait wut
"Your husband is about to fall from a boat!"
- Save him *(5000 diamonds)*
- Hide under the bed
- Kiss him to find out
- BNEO
- Demand a divorce
*B N E O*
*B N E O*
*B N E O*
*B N E O*
*BNEO*
Teacher : what is inside our body?
Students : BONE!
That one kid : B N E O
*y e s*
Bneoooow 😩😥😖😌😌💜
Just one bone
@@cidal505 for amogi,yes.only one bone.
Boen
Your dog is dying
1) kiss it to find out
2) sacrifice it to pink colour
😂🤣😂
Dumb
3) pull your dog into the water
4) save your dog’s life
*option 4 costs 42069 diamonds*
4) put him in the *forever box*
2.
Someone bumps into you
Options:
1.Shove them into oncoming traffic
2. Have a kid with them
One
The choose option C.
None I don't want kids
@@isnatchedyourweavehaha8584 You don't want to shove someone into on-coming traffic?
3. Divorce
"One guy two pregnancys with no consequences" sounds like a Dr. Phil title
Wait until you get “Obey me” and “Shall we date?” games lmao
Lmao I'm guilty of liking it though
@@psi9899 Don't. There are much more degenerate "dating sims" that border on fetishes that other people play (mostly male cuz y'know... They're the main consumers rn wich is why godbless ShallWeDate even though they're not the best at optimization)
@@psi9899 Don't search up "ryonas".
Too late reverse psychology has already permeated all throughout your brain and now you must make the ultimate choice of acquiring more knowledge or preserve your sanity.
I've heard that Obey me is actually a really good game, but their ads are so trash that I don't want to play it. Even tho I'm a huge fan of otome games
Yeah I heard it was good too. I play otome games but not the kind of ones I get ads for, I'll probably try that one though
Love the “legally Japan” in the background
If you light red you be legally of the japan
If you you're legally Japan
If you get color 69 you're legally japan japan
Mobile game: "Alright, the dog caught you but now all you have to do is just spell-"
Person: *B N E O*
It's *O N B E*
Everyone knows that!
*N O B E*
*O N E B*
*B E N O*
Goldfish i’m pretty sure it’s *B* *N* *O* *E*
It would be cool if Jarvis made an entire video on Episode.
If he does a series he could start the video with "on this episode of episode"
Agreed
i want to see him play the game.
You mean episodes on episodes
Check out Julia chudney for a playthrough
Cheaters actually tend to be really bad at polyamory, since they’re usually bad at commitment and respecting the rules of a relationship, both of which are still important in polyamorous relationships. The main difference is that polyamory involves commitment to multiple people, and respecting the rules of multiple relationships.
+1
+1
1+
Wait are we all agreeing to be in a polyamoury relationship? If so, sign me up bby
@@skyisherelol3492 god i wish
+1
Doctor:*Is performing surgery on a gun shot wound*
Jarvis: Get away from my wife.
My favorite is with episodes “save him” definitely costs like 3 diamonds that you don’t have so the only choice is to let him drown .
Actually 20
Episode is expensive af and they just ignoring the complaints-
3 diamonds ? more like 30 diamonds-
999 quattorquadraoctingenteduodecenemillinillion diamonds (that’s a real number)
@@blueroses6305 I had a stroke reading that
He’s hot!
>Sexual Assault
> Attempt drowning / murder
Omg I think I have a crush on him!
>Devour their soul
>Show true form
> -B N E O-
Omg he asked me out
>throw scissors at him
>scream at him until he’s deaf
@@devin3537
*-Omg he likes me-*
> Eat his ears
> Pluck out his eyes with tweezers while he's sleeping
> Call Greg for him to *CAlL THe PoLIce*
@XxPhoenix_DevxX YT
😂😂
VAGISIL..
“They’re like the 5 Minute Crafts of mobile game.”
...5 Minute Games.
*o*
5 minute badads.
Because that's how long it will take before you delete the game
Vivien Jerez lol
It’s not called 5 Minute Games because it takes five minutes to play, no, it’s called that because it takes five minutes to *make the game*
5:50
SHE'S
STANDING.
WAIST DEEP.
YET SHE'S 'DROWNING'
She could just be suspending herself on the pool deck
@@zyaicob alternatively, and much more plausibly, the people making the ad are idiots.
You can actually drown in very shallow water when your lungs are filled with water but not when you are still perfectly able to stand up wtf
“It’s just me and my inconspicuous sack.”
-Jarvis Johnson, 2019
For some reason, that sounds oddly....
*Sexual*
If I look behind Jarvis there’s a sign that says:
*Legally* *japan*
i saw it too
Yeah
That’s now my catchphrase.
that's actually my name, I'm legally Japan
Hetalian our in the wild
Jarvis being blissfully unaware what the cat emoji means is giving me life
Wait what does it mean
@@xXAcidBathXx poosay
People didn't use that to mean vagina that much at the time
When I was a little kid 60 years ago, I walked back and forth with my friend to each other's homes. In between our places there was a house with an open garage door. We noticed a ww1 dough boy helmet hanging on the wall. While we were stopped looking an old fellow came out and let us see his helmet and kit. He had a big unit photograph with him in it. He pointed out one of the guys with a long beard and told us, that fellow fought at Gettysburg and was at Appomattox for the surrender. It didn't mean much to a couple of little kids. We were much more interested in the helmet and bayonet.
@@AluminaStar No.
Husband: Honey I'm home from work
>Stab him in eye with butter knife
>Say hi
option 3
What’s option three?
r/woooosh
LOL
raccoon I honestly don’t know or thought this would get this many likes
Waitress: Ok, ma'am, what would you like to drink?
Me: May I have the secret menu item?
Waitress: Which one?
Me: *Bneo*
Waitress: Okay, Ma'am, what wo-
BF: *GeTt aWAy FrOM meH WeIFe*
Waitress: I was just g-
BF: *GETT AWAY FROM MEH WEIFEEE*
GF: Jerry, were not even married..
BF: I was talking about my wife Wayne 80 miles away fr-
GF: Omg he cheated on me
> Have a threesome
> Break neck
> Drown him in .1 cm deep water
> *-BNEO-*
@@kitzune2392 yes.
Iqbal Mala This is what happens when someone comments without watching the video
Iqbal Mala Nice edit my man.
For new readers, his original comment said “wat I don’t get it”
And now he deleted it. Damn, I wasn’t even that harsh.
Jarvis : Why are mobile game ads so bad?
Me : Why are your videos so relevant to my life?
"You can't even plagiarize stick figures convincingly"
I have never heard a better insult before, will use.
Your videos make me realize how absurdly strange our society can get. Your commentary does well by putting the spotlight on how organizations manipulate large populations through click bait and advertising algorithms
Your crush asked you out!
Choices:
Slap him
Put his head in the toilet
Kiss him (100,000 diamond's)
Kiss him and pay it!
Making good pacifist runs!
This isn’t Witness.
I've literally seen something like this in a real game add
What if I don’t have a crush-
@@rozcos make your own
11:45
Auto generated captions: "5 minute craps"
Pretty accurate.
Oof
Oof
F
Yupppp
Well someone's got constipation then.
"Cole is next to the edge of the cliff!"
> Push him
> Pull him away from the cliff (900💎)
Bneo
just push me
> GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE
Your kid is drowning because you acidentally push him.
Options:
1.)oops
2.)opps
2)opps
3) Oh shot, guess I gotta start planning the funeral
XD
42069) go and get a chair
3 OFF
5) oops
Doctor: Congratulations, you are legally pink Japan
Guy: GeT AwAy FrOm My WiFe!
Singing Sisters' Blog 😂😂😂😂
Options
>1. Jump out of the window
>2. Divorce!
Sir this is a Wendy's
doctor: breathes
husband: gEt AwAy FrOm My WiFe
Girl: This painting really speaks to me
Boyfriend: Is that right?? **turns to painting** Don’t you EVER talk to my girlfriend again-
Notice the “Legally Japan” in the background.
Me: HA! I BEAT IT! I’M LEGALLY JAPA-
Husband: *_GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE!_*
Teacher: okay so today we’re going to learn a new word.......
Bneo
Woah
What does it mean?
Wow! An amazing word, almost a new language
Ty teacher
if left brained japan, you can reach pink castle!
The pink color castle? I need to legally reach level 20 first! 😨
No I need the 50 inches calibur first
@@caleblewis8169 Then can you legally leave?
@@Kat-pm3kd then you can reach nuked planet of suglo juki
why'd you just copy one of voodoo's ads
Dear Jarvis Johnson,
Please make a video on the mobile game called Episode and how bad their ads are.
Thank you,
People
Hey, speak for yourself!
JK their ads are REALLY BAD
My and my friend played it few months ago just to laugh - their ads ain't better than the actual stories. So there's this "It all started with a bra" (yeah try to explain this if you've never heard of this). Every story we played was just super cringy, like EXTREMELY cringy. That's why we never finished even one.
Yesssss 👍
Your boyfriend is drowning! Do you:
Save him with your lifeguard skills (1017💎)
Laugh (free)
Alexandra Poblador this has happened many times and I’ve waited for 1 hour to get some diamonds 😳
This is very accurate. These games are rediculouse
@Alexandra Poblador That's why I don't read diamond stories.
What boyfriend?!
Here ill save my nonexistent boyfriend... 🤷🏽♀️💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
Ok whats my next choice??
"just a random stranger.. that i brought home for us" are they gonna eat him-
That would be a twist
That sign in the back...
detail noticed ☑️
detail appreciated☑️
Me: Well that's obviously bone
The drunk guy that randomly appeared in my house: *B* *N* *E* *O*
I like ur pfp-
@@asmi14 Gee, where have I seen it before
@@asmi14 SUS
When he said “Utah” I just died of laughter
I did too, mainly because I live in utah lol
I don't get it
@@gilbertbeagley9818 because utah is real and that's how you say it
@@izzie9402 😳🧐🤔🤨
@@gilbertbeagley9818 ?
Blind old man: *Breathes*
A) DIVORCE
B) Kiss him to find out
C) *BNEO*
*If you got this right your legally a pumpkin*
I’m not gay so I choose Bneo
As a straight man, I have to choose:
Bneo
Bneo
Bneo
**Lemme just kiss him**
“Get away from my wife”
“Sir this is a Wendy’s.”
I died lmfaaaoo
💀
And at 10:55😂😂
10:40 *
Lem fao
Charlie Lindup just edit the other comment
3:12 Beno is a gas bubble and overall gas relieving medication used to decrease gas in your chest and stomach.
Basically tums.
or a strong alcoholic drink of the Philippines
OutTo Lunch but it says bneo
Polkadots ;-/
He says you can’t do any other word than Bone with letter b n o and e. I proved otherwise.
My husband went to walmart!!
1: throw lettuce at him
2:call him a malformed fish
I choose #1
Lucy M nah bro 2 any day
@@BoomBlockGaming both
My wife went to South Park!
1: Calmly insult her as a Jersey person nonstop
2: Make her watch Terrance And Philip In Not Without My Anus for a year nonstop
3: Lampoon her on the show like the celebs who sued the town in 200 and 201
Gage Musselman Or 3:You're Terminated
There was an ad on a game, probably one of Vodoo's games, that is still ingrained in my brain. I had seen the visuals of the ad a lot.
Explanation: The ad had the same gameplay but just different voice overs that did not match with the gameplay.
This voice over started normally where a guy talked about the game but it escalated to his parents kicking him out and he started to exaggerately cry about his life. Then, it ended.
I still don't know what happened or why the f@#k it did happen.
This comment made me laugh *tips fedora*. Good day sir
Grim Alice this sounds like a really bad creepypasta
There was something like this in Danny Gonzales’s video on badads (lack of space intended)
Once I got an ad for a game called Snake vs Block and it was gameplay and a voiceover of just screaming. Idk
"I personally will be unplugging the internet and living out the rest of my days in a shoe."- Jarvis Johnson 2019
Your husband: Hey, look, our blender still works!
You:
>make a smoothie
>blend your husband
Hahahh
Why not both?
> *blend your husband into a yummy smoothie*
Make a bneo smoothie
>divorce
Hey what did you want to eat?
MAKE HIM FOOD
DIVORCE
Bad
What
> GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE!!!
A Baby waved at you. What will you do?
A: Kidnap the Baby and extort the family out of all of their money.
B: Smack the Baby
C: BNEO
B
C: Kiss it to find out
@@XieLiansHat YOU BEAT ME TO IT
@@p0w3r64 😌
You buy some new clothes.
>Wear them
>Blend them
>Eat your husband
Three
Thats gross...who the hell blends shoes?
Will it blend?
Aral Does Gacha what kind of weird will it blend vore shit is this
@@mismis3153 let's just check it
You’re husband is falling off a bridge!
> Pull him up (5731💎)
> Hide under the bed
> BNEO
> Get the pink color
> Kiss him to find out
> Lean in for a sniff
> Maybe he can join us?
Pull him up for 5731!
*bneo*
Yeah, he can join us.
>OOPS
**BNEO**
_guy is drowning in a pool about to die because you pulled him in_
Me: *_OOPS_*
O O P S
and i oop
ZOOWEEMAMA
oOpS!
*Time to hide the body!*
Actually, Choices’ stories are written by the creative team behind the game itself. It’s actually really good. I would definitely recommend the Endless Summer series.
Absolutely agree! I love Choices. I personally love Elementalists and Blades of Light and Shadows because I love fantasy lol, but Endless Summers was the first story I started with, and it was really good from what I remember!
Still waiting for blades of light & shadows book 2....
@@yoobzieExactly! That's my favorite one with how unique it is with skills and stuff!
Choices are made my the developers, not random people, and some stories are good. But not all. A lot are about breaking up someone ELSE'S relationship or cheating on someone with multiple people or something, like everything is about you and you can't let others be happy. It's stupid and horrible.
I've been getting more Mafia city ads than I've ever gotten before.
Same and every time I get one I can’t help but laugh my ass off I just can’t take that game seriously-
I had none
ThATs HOW MAFiA WOrKS
*M A K E Y O U P U M P L I K E T H A T*
Make you work
Nobody:
Not a single Soul:
Mobile ads : *End The Universe Or Send A Nuke*
Me: Beno
Me:lhdktaktzkgdktstidpuajrslskysotwktsbionehdizutsigz
Me: i changed this comment and it doesn’t even relate to the comment I was replying to
“OMG, YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME?!
Choices:
-Divorce
-Raid Area 51
-reassemble the Soviet Union
-Start world war III
why not all of them
3 and 4 please
LET'S START THE WAR! YAY!!!
2 or 3...hmm...
Yes.
The pink color is a mindset , a heavenly choice. Our only purpose is to reach the pink color. the pink colors love the pink color is life
Jarvis, please make a video on episode. I don't want you to run out of ideas
No, he should make an EPISODE on episode ;)
*Random scenario*
Doctor: Sir, if I don't give you this injection...you may not live
Me: GET AWAY FROM MY VEIN
*HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN*
Sir this is a *Wendy's*
lol this is how I was as a kid
No one:
Ads: only 1% can make it past level 9!😱
Me Vs Me
And it's like the lamest most easy game on Earth
Tytogryph like actually lol
@@JustMe-dy4rb 99%: Passes lvl 9
sidebar... i never realised how many 'you'll never get to the pink colour' ads i get... all i can think of is .. did they have a meeting to decide on pink?!
Me too!!!
People: do you want to be misleading or downright bad.
Mobile ads: yes
“Sir this is a Wendy’s”😂😂😂
Oh yeah there is a wendys joke if your young you wont understand
Oofiter yep definitely
My husband’s pregnant girlfriend is drowning!!!
Should I:
_A_ : *Ask her about the baby*
_B_ : *Oopsy Daisy*
Slytherin to the TARDIS
Ya know, I've been in that situation (without the drowning) with two different husbands....
Should I oopsy daisy
Slytherin to the TARDIS C) smile and drown
D: **save her then after she gives birth, take the baby**
*H O L D U P*
Among interactive games
Choices is actually the best (by Pixelberry). The advertising team just did a very bad job
Was waiting for someone to comment this.
Choices supremacy
I like it the only thing I don't like is that you need diamonds to pick the better options
@@kingofevilganondorfdragmir3319 fr im convinced episode is secretly run by ea. I played it once and i got the option:
Thank her (19 diamonds)
Dont thank her
It's like saying "greet your grandparents for 50k or shit on their faces"
@@dunkey759 true
This was actually hilarious please do more of this type of thing
69 likes
“Lets go to the store!”
•Feed the neighbors baby
•Climb a tree
melanie or Kill the neighbors
Your spouse is passed out on the toilet. What do you do?
1. Pee in their mouth
2. Divorce
Thank you for leaving a very relatable comment
This is on tik tok
1 NUMBER 1
TheRealCook ya, but I got it from Danny Gonzalez
I pick 1 lmao
feel like defending choices (only choices -- episode and chapters are weird) but choices is actually written and animated by professionals, and the stories are pretty good
“The polyamory game! My favorite ProJared mobile app!”
My only goal when scrolling down here was to find this comment.
ellen shadbolt lol
Ooh make it “surprise polyamory game!”
"Oh no I don't think he's breathing"
-Douse him in gasoline to find out
-Create a real life Fallout 76 by nuking Norway and forcing the survivors into a battle royale with crafting.
-Create a real life Skyrim by nuking Norway and installing a bunch of dragons and mods into the country.
Captain Rumia Why Norway?
@@pixeldragon Mainly thought of it because of Joel/Vargskelethor's thing about nuking Norway. Slso, it works better as a location for a real-life Skyrim than most other countries, and 'nuke Finland' or 'nuke Sweden' doesn't have the same ring to it, at least to me.
Real life Skyrim :D
"Oh no I don't think hes breathing"
*Alduin comes and devours him*
Why Norway you racist that's not how either game starts
You got a new cat
yeetus the feetus
Bread.
BENO
**Puts the cat into a box and sends it to Japan to reach pink color**
@@alexanderhamilton4046 B N E O
Me : working at the KFC as a waiter, giving a woman her meal
"the woman takes it"
Her husband : Get away from my wife!
Danny and Jarvis would do a perfect collab together 👌
omg yes.
Yass
Danny, Jarvis, Drew, Kurtis, Cody, and Noel: Dream Team
The unnamed fanbase and the gregs
@@m.peachy8087 and maybe even eddy burbak and gus johnson
Instagram ads: Exist
My interest in the game: D O E S N T C H A N G E
Sometimes I just download games where it says "I just can't get to level ..." In the ads just to reach that level and delete it again. And sometimes I find out that the gameplay has literally nothing to do with what is shown in the ads.
Hey Greg, today is another episode of Badads. Shoot wrong channel
Jaden Z lol I feel like Jarvis is a mix of Danny and D’Angelo
Lol totally
As a guy named Greg, this freaked me out
😂😂😂🤣🤣
You were supposed to be on Drew's Channel.
Edit: I meant Kurtis
*husband is in hospital*
Options:
-Divorce him
-Eat him
I’m Already Grace 😂
Two
Why not do both
*_v o r e h i m_*
2
"Get Away from my Wife"
Sorry Wrong Room!😂😂
-Jarvis😎
I once got an ad for an interactive yaoi BDSM story. In a *solitaire game.*
LMAO
.........what's the name
galaxysilver someone’s kinky
Sign me up
How very ordinary.
“When you’re coming home from a long day of workschool”
“Working for the manprincipal”
You just married your love of your life.
>Go for lovely honeymoon
>UNREASONABLY DIVORCE THEM
More like
>drown them while scuba diving
>take the insurance money
You have found another Todoroki!
>Reply plus that
>Reply I HAVE FOUND ANOTHER
But don’t forget that if you wanna go on a honeymoon it will cost u 69 diamonds
Pls do a video on Game of Sultans. Its ads have been terrorizing me for months.
What about "Be the King"?
Knowing Jarvis he can probably make an ad generator. Put the footage and let it pick a random phrase.
Wait what if Voodoo themselves use such an AI? It would explain Japan and Pink
Not at all hard to do, you can just have a csv file of random words, use random number generator to pick out some ones randomly, and concatnate them to get a pharse. Anyone can do it within like 15min lmfaooo
Just like Drawing Your Story generator?
They probably are... and the amazing thing is that if they keep using it, it means it works... even more amazing is that they probably made the AI learn the data and search for thhe best keywords to use, and that means that "japan", "pink color" and "reach" are seriously good words
I actually like choices .it had some nice stories but way too expensive. ended up watching RUclips videos of people playing because I was genuinely curious about the story.
"I caught my boyfriend/girlfriend cheating"
1) *Reach Japan*
2) *Trivago*
3) *Watch Voodoo ads*
Trivago
1) for copics
Reach japan
1. Definitely 1. XD
2
You catch your best friend eating fish
1: Slap her with the fish
2: Kiss her WITH THE FISH
Nova_ Ghosty Flayn?
Nova_ Ghosty I'll kiss her with the fish! my favourite is the hippocampus
3. Put her in a dark plaice.
Lux RayGacha let her eat fish- 5000 diamonds
" One guy, two girlfriends, no consequences"
LMAO DEAD 😂XD