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i love it when big house has room for little kids and little husband to run around
WAIT OT WATCHES DANNY ???
HEY OT ILY
Same tho
Hey OT! You watch Danny? Cool
Heyyyy, love your videos and your colabs with Jammie :) 🏳️⚧️
According to my girlfriend who has invested countless hours in this game, it gets weirder because the grandma is still present in the game giving you tips
Snow
FROM JAIL?
urination tips(referencing to another comment)
I kidnapped your husband who you thought was dead. Oh and remember to water your petunias sweetie
@@hiba_stxr HAHAHA I SAW THAT COMMENT
The grandma: *commits manslaughter*
Danny: she's just in a silly goofy mood 🤪😜
Lmao- I- It’s the goofiness for me 😭
She's so silly 😋😋😋
@@honukane242 ...
next thing you know, she's drinking la croix 😳🤪
She’s not like other grandmas she lets her goofy side show cause she’s a silly goof grandma 😝
Now they’ve got actual actors. I honestly don’t know how they have so much money to spend on those ads. They’re like…high quality
I know damn
“so many knifes”
“so little time”
@@pendadenda1331 so intense lol
The mobile gaming market is huge, tons of places where people don’t have access to consoles or simply can’t afford one, there also a ton of people who don’t have a lot of free time so don’t bother with a gaming console and just play mobile games on the move, I think it’s currently the largest growing market in gaming, not 100% sure tho
They could even afford J LO
Mobile games make over 50% of the profits of all gaming industry, the wackier the ads the More People are drawn in. So a fuck ton of money is just spent on the ads
Yknow it doesn’t actually say what the grandma got arrested for. “You’re next” is a lot funnier if the crime was like public urination or something
thank you so much for this comment
Grandma will be shuffling off this mortal coil very soon so let her piss where she wants. She can kill one person too if she wants but it has to be by hand
Lmaooo
I was already laughing so hard because of this video's thumbnail. Now I'm in tears because of this comment.
how
Who's gonna break Danny's heart by informing him that Lily's Garden is just an exact replica of Gardenscapes?
This hole is bottomless.
Yeah I was thinking about Gardenscapes coming before Lily's garden and that it's just a copy of it
So it’s just a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of-
@@Danblak08 a copy of candy crush
Yeah drew might even cry
Different mechanics though. Gardenscapes is a match 3. Lily’s Garden is a color block elimination game.
This is the 3rd time Danny has pretended to spank himself
I’m concerned
*the fact that you've kept track is more concerning*
u aren't bro I have a counter
dont kinkshame /j
@@no-be3zv lol yea
And the 7th time he wasn't pretending
There’s probably an another ad where the grandmother’s hand says “hes my fiancé now bitch”
No shot
Where is it
What is the name in RUclips
What if grandma is actually Lily, putting her granddaughter through the same trials and tribulations.
HAHAHA- YES
I bet she is
She's under arrest for indecent acts involving a washing machine
Oho shit!
Very probable
The only 2 reasons of why the granny is in a cop car
1. She burned down the house
2. She burned down the fiancé
Or...
3: She burned down the house AND the fiance.
That went from zero to hundred real quick.
the fiance is still alive..
@@blindkore8478 you can still live through being burned though
either way something went up in flames
I feel like they purposely make game ads as ridiculous as possible, so it'll get people's attention, even negative publicity is still publicity.
Wow someone else looking for attention. Intresting
:|
@@potelitli5740 Bro, leave them alone. They're just commenting.
@@potelitli5740 What’s your problem?
@@potelitli5740 bro stop ur just jealous
Fun fact: the narrative director of Batman Arkham Asylum has stated in interviews that he took direct inspiration from merge mansionto create the three alternate post credits scenes at the end of the game.
“Stranded On Stripper Pole Island” sounds like an epic adventure novel
Sounds like the working title of my autobiography
@@RBTGT LMAO
Chuck Tingle needs to write this.
I'd move there
Trapped On An Stripper Pole Island With Josh Hutcherson
Theory: Granny attempted to kill the fiancé and burn the house along with the evidence if her attempt had been successful. He lived and told the police. But what was the motive of granny’s actions?
She maybe wanted someone to repair her house for free ?
The motive is obvious. She needed her house repaired
YES
I feel like there is gonna be a reddit about this
Stop making lore I beg
“I can’t wrap my mind around why they made these alternate endings.” As someone who works in advertising, I can tell you this is simple A/B testing and seeing which version of the same ad drives the most engagement.
But its such a small change?? How can you tell the engagement differences are from the alternate hand message and not just coincidence?
@@DeathnoteBB maybe they have different stories and didn't know which one they should use for example if the grandma said "u are next" and ppl liked this more then they will make the grandma the evil character who wanted to destroy her granddaughter's happy life for whatever reason or she is telling her to be careful cuz maybe the girl had something to do with her fiance's death and the police is going to find out, and if "i planned this" got more interaction then maybe the fiance was bad person or cheated on the girl and the grandma wanted revenge for her but the girl didn't know, and the "he is alive" one is they both planed this and wanted to kill him by making it as an accident and the girl is in the wedding waiting for him so she can't be the one who did it but he came back and told the police it was the grandma
fucking copied message
@@DeathnoteBB a good AB test has a big enough group for each test variant for the results to be relevant
BROOO I READ THIS JUST AS HE WAS SAYING IT IN THE VIDEO
According to MatPat, Maddie (the main character) got ditched at wedding day, and he went to Maddies house, but when she went there, her house was burned. The grandma's writing on the hand (all 3) are true, or canon. The grandma burned Maddies house, and planned it all out, so she could use Maddie to restore her husband's mansion.
The one where the grandma said he is alive is because she killed him right
I love how some ads are like “i found a game for baddies 💅🏻💅🏻” and others have lore and a storyline behind it like a whole dsmn movie
I got one called “Get Lucky 3D” time to go drink bleach
@@mcpugh hey we got the same pfp
@@mcpugh omg same! Ads are so weird now, I hate it 🤮. Can I have some of that bleach?
I hate when ads pretend to be reviews for the game and its so obviously staged
@@mcpugh same
So NO ONE is gonna mention how THE GRANDMA is LITERALLY LILLY from lilly’s garden but older? Merge mansion is a sequel to something big. We’ve barely scratched the surface
Lily has brown eyes
@@bobbyration227 eye contacts
crap she wears glasses nevermind
Snow
@Onion she has xray vision dang
I don't know why but the line, "a second burnt down house!!" made me laugh so fucking hard.
I missed the 'laugh' when I read this and I was so confused for a sec
@@annoyingann pyrodomophilia - the sexual attraction to burned down residential buildings
"go on, get in there (:"
do you know the song name?
@@annoyingann PLS
8:32 Her home burning down was very warm. Too warm, in fact.
*_impossibly_* warm
That's what she said
havent watched danny’s videos in like a month and his sense of humor literally brought me back to life
Literally same, i didn't realize I missed his videos so much 😂
Meeee
literally literally literally literally literally literally literally
literally literally literally me
lit me on arson babay donkey kondg is married to cindy lauper m😍😍😍
i would love to see a game's ads do this, and the game appear at first to be just a gardening or puzzle game, but if you actually keep up playing it, it slowly gets darker and turns into a complicated murder mystery or smth.
Shame is merge mansion is actually an alright game lol. I never knew it had these ads lol. EDIT: I've played about 122 hours over 6 months and haven't come across any of these cut scenes yet ha. In saying so it wouldn't matter, this game has felt like I can do it without microtransactions, yeah they offer it but it's a good balance of not being required. This game also feels like it's had effort put into it and is updating with new content at a good speed. The tech support is fantastic, they will respond to you and help you out even if you accidentally delete something.
DDLC
@@JamesIbis im addicted to it atm lol
Merge mansion actually has some pretty dark text, like the grandmother is really evasive about he husband and the house itself is shrouded in mystery.
@@beekidsart1176 How do you get addicted to a game called "merge mansion"???
If I had a nickle for everytime Danny pretended to spank himself, I would have three. Which is not a lot but it’s weird that it happened thrice.
Majestic underrated comment right here, folks
@@androidsentbycyberl1fe it truly is a gem
@@androidsentbycyberl1fe I've seen this comment before, so majestic comment? Yes.
Original comment? Nien.
@@Gloomyraindrop nobody say it was original tho 🧐
@@Gloomyraindrop nein*
If watched the merge mansion ads so many times I think I’ve cracked the code.
Lady gets stood up by husband then her house burns down, so grandma gets her a ‘new’ house which I’m pretty sure Is an old one she used to own or something so you have to renovate it that’s the simple bit. The “he is alive” refers to the grandad they think that grandma killed her husband and hid the body but he’s actually in the house somewhere alive and he have to renovate and find him but yeah that’s what I’ve figured out form the million merge mansion ads I get.
“Do MY happy memories make you happy?”
“WHY NOT?!”
“I got you a run down, broken shack! Are you happy?”
“WHY NOT?!”
Tbh my grandma would do this shit
@@CT-se8vn yeah, my paternal grandma gave my mom a packet of seeds she said [were] honeysuckle, then my mom planted them and it was a weed that killed everything around it.
My grandma took the time to gather seeds from some weed, then either painstakingly opened and resealed or convincingly recreated an unopened honeysuckle seed packet.
The effort that she put into being passive aggressive was mind-boggling. Well, I say "put," past tense--she still alive, I just have nothing to do with her.
[EDIT: spelling]
@@CT-se8vn F
An upside down 666
yay
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Very original comment
"If you can figure out what grandma did then you legally skilled"
“If you can figure out what grandma did then you are legally FBI director”
@@nigeldixon5153 mm yes, solve one case as a normal human who works at a gas station, u solve a case and boom next thing you know yure an fbi profiler
Lol
@@tomato77 i like how this implies that fbi profilers aren't normal humans
As opposed to, of course, illegally skilled.
“I can’t wrap my mind around why they made these alternate endings.” As someone who works in advertising, I can tell you this is simple A/B testing and seeing which version of the same ad drives the most engagement.
@Emily Dzekunov dude what he’s just saying a cool piece of knowledge that he knows from his job why you gotta be an asshole
Emily Dzekunov It’s “could NOT care less”. If you could care less than you currently do, you care about what they said to some degree. Imagine being an ass to someone for no reason, while simultaneously making yourself look like a bigger ass.
@@Shane_Kearney honestly both phrases mean the same thing lol but yeah they’re being annoying
@Emily Dzekunov lol if you didn't read the whole comment, then don't comment on it. That's so weird.
@Emily Dzekunov being toxic for no reason stoppp
I still see these ads and I'm like 'Grandma, why do you hate your grand daughter?'
They’re 100% manipulating Danny into free advertising
He might have realised but just doesn't care bc views are views
danny, kurtis and drew posting on the same day??? is this a miracle?
Yes
D’Angelo too
Or it means the Drew and Danny are the same person
of course
why did you say the same person 3 times?
The grandma with the writings on her hand being fucking arrested has me rolling
Nice pfp
down
@@Urban_Goose what no its ment to be hand
@@hlethaby no I just made a joke that I just realised made no sense at all and it was about her f**king "and*" being arrested
@@Urban_Goose oh ok sorry
You should make a sequel! There's been alot more ads with more lore there's even a live action ad!
I saw an ad about breaking the grandma out of jail
@@Queen_Bread bro, its been 2 years😭
@@nitrogenol I know lol I didn't even expect you to respond tbh
he did
oh wait
"You are not the father!"
The guy: **throws baby happily**
He had some moves tho 👀
@@firefinatic yes
He’s so funny like that 😋😋🤪🤪😜😜
Oh don't forget X) face
I'd do the same
“So is this the backstory for how she gets stranded on Stripper Pole Island? She was just having a good time washing her dragon and then she got… like… farted on a deserted island?” I CANT WITH THAT IM CRYING LAUGHING
My stomach is paning
Snow ❄️
taken out of context
I haven't gotten to this part in the video yet what did I just read 💀
Same 🤣🤣🤣
The image of an elderly woman in the back of a police car with "I planned this" scrawled across her palm is so funny to me.
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@@MrFrog-rc3zx whoa
@@MrFrog-rc3zx
I’d rather go to hell, mr. Froggo
@@MrFrog-rc3zx Please stop shoving your religion down everyone else’s throat. It’s disgusting.
@@MrFrog-rc3zx you know that’s pretty intense
but takis are seriously intense
The King's choice ones are so wild, there's that one where you're a girl trying to impress a lord and you dance into a cake and piss him off and then dress up with flowers but end up throwing leaves on him and he throws you into a dungeon. The actual game is just running a kingdom and gaining power, what is going on
I like to think Danny is making his videos for just one guy named Greg.
Interesting idea
You are Greg and so am I.
@Someone at least it’s creative unlike ur comment
Adding onto the theory, calling us Greg is Danny's way of looking for the Greg he's talking to
“i like to think” like he’s literally not.... 😐
There is actually an ad where her groom stands her up. The picture in her hand was of him and her and she ripped him out of it. I spend too much time playing cheesy games.
I haven't seen that ad, and even I knew that the photo looked like it was torn
There’s ones where it says, “dumped on my wedding day” like, huh?
Oh my god, a badadologist!!! You're exactly who we need rn.
The grandma: kills a man
Danny: “she did something a little wild and wacky”
so goofy i- 😂😂
what a quirky grandma!
She’s just in a silly goofy mood 🤪🤪🤪
wonder if she likes to drink la croix
Yeah, I really feel like she would have been a much better fit on his second channel..........and I don't care who knows it!!!! We expect more of you, Danny. We. Expect. More.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one with these ads. They are so bizarre!
“So is this the backstory on how she gets stranded on stripper-pole island”
is a sentence i never thought danny would say
I read this while he was saying the sentence
i’m embarrassed to say that this specific ad has led me to probably 30 hours of gameplay
Lol same. Sometimes bad ads like these really do work 😂
Tell us the story!!!
@@key37raminus i’m not even close to getting to most of the story. she’s basically just asking her grandma things and she always manages to dodge the questions
Lol
Yeah but have you seen the new ads!? they're INSANE!
fun fact: lily's garden actually copied off of gardenscapes/homescapes
meh theyre both misleading match games
Snow
@@dontcare721 gardenscapes used to have good ads though
@@tipalxino8988 they did omg
HomeScapes? * *puffs smoke* * I haven’t heard that name in years...
10:39 this game is about dragons, adventures, building , farming , suffering that you dont have diamonds or gems whatever, thats all
This should 100% be a series
underrated comment
it is...
@@rain-lo1ww r/wooosh
Ikr
It is
Hearing "whats up greg" means its gonna be a good day
True and first reply
@@Jayfishu true and not first reply
Unless your name is greg and you’re about to be shot
a
@@BigMastah79 true 🤔
"A second burned down house!" Fucking killed me
ok
yes
And the little Husband running around with small picture of a man sliding across and this for sure 😂😂😂
9:13 “With the first pick in the 2023 NFL Draft. The Houston Texans select. Guy who can punt an adult women. Kicker. Island with palm tree.”
“A little husband running around” that was funny
Ikr
I agree
@@SultanGamer124_GD ikr
@@SultanGamer124_GD ikr
@@SultanGamer124_GD ikr
“We bought you a brand new burnt down house!”
*pure shock*
“COME ON GET IN THERE :D”
*evaporates*
I love your pfp :0 (an mcyt fan and a greg? yoo)
Bri pfp 👀 woah
I read this before I saw the video and I have never been more confused by anything in my entire life
YOOO HELLO MY MCYT BAES
@@plutofoundaplanet HELLO HELLO :D
Petition for Danny to talk about the Nickelodeon movie "Swindle".
You mean the best movie ever created in the universe
That movie was so weird. The book was so good though. Mid 2000s book adaptations that aren’t Harry Potter were awful.
@@homegarover5640 don’t you mean “ratatoing”
Yes
I actually really liked that movie, I thought it had a lot of charm
7:50 IS THAT THE GRANDMA'S HAND?!?!?!?!
omg it literally is help
Imagine going up to one of your friends and being like "I'm not happy today" and they just say "WHY NOT!!??😡" Like you just offended them
Ok
That's what my friends do. Though sarcastic, is that a bad thing?
@@funguy-yt7632 no
maybe that’s the reason why they’re not happy
Imagine going up to one of your friends and being like "I'm not happy today" and they just say "WHY NOT!!??😡" Like you just offended them
:D
...you mean that's not a normal thing? Being angrily comforting is the best state to be in.
@@tuh-my-ruh I was more so talking about you're friend being offended that you weren't happy, bit that someone made you unhappy
2:40
@@TopazTimes you know what they say, anger is the most sincere form of consolation
i love that she would write "i planned this" on her hand before being driven into a POLICE STATION
I thought you just suggesting that they should say that not that it actually happened
My mom is yelling Maverick on a call log
I have a theory that the grandma killed the fiancé and burnt the house down so she could get closer to her granddaughter
Honestly, that sounds plausible. I mean, I completely skip the stupid plot bits, but I subconsciously read parts because I‘m just a really fast reader, and oh boy is it reality tv… 😂
So, who wants to start a wager on exactly how many fetishes the developers of these games have?
My money's on all of them. All of the fetishes.
Look at ask fm, all kind of weird ass fetish questions
powerful dragon farts
Those lava-key fetishes are kinda wild
Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
@@runawaygemm5397 Bro I get ads for this game all the damn time. its the one with the man, gladiator and tiger right? It is called Evony. I swear they choose the wrong stuff in the ads on purpose.
I don’t know if he’ll ever see this but he should definitely review the new Cinderella movie with Camilla in it
My sister said the same thing!!!
How can you think of Cinderella at a time like this! Grandma had the truth to what happened to the fiancé!
@@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 frankly I’m still shocked about it
Yesssss
Gosh some of that movie was awful lol
“Is this the backstory… for how she got stranded on stripper-pole island?” A better sentence has never been uttered. 🤣
I love how he said she was “farted” onto it.
There should be a whole channel dedicated to bad mobile game ads
In the future children will be trying to merge things together to try and build things
I feel like Danny’s the only person who could have beef with game ads.
[Edit: Ok it looks like a concerning amount of people have beef with game ads um-]
No bc I have beef with game ads
@@mollyfoxxx PLS
There's also Malternativ XD
Our boi Joinen does too.
I was reading your comment and I saw it change from 7 hours ago to 8 hours ago 😳
"My husband stood me up and died at my wedding."
*pulls out keys* "dont worry I gotchu bro"
"anyways here's an abandoned house for u hope this cheers you up lmao"
Nagito komeado
"yes and have my happy memories of my own husband 😁😁"
Everything below was written about 1 month ago, before the recent Game Theory episode on the subject. After watching that episode, I’ve come to the conclusion that I was wrong about a few things, but right about mostly everything. Here’s a revised version of the original theory.
Maddie and her fiancé Arthur planned to get married for a while and had just finished the wedding rehearsal the day before their wedding, cementing the moment with a polaroid photo of her and Arthur standing together before the big day, dressed to the nines. On the wedding day, Maddie arrives at the alter before her soon-to-be husband as he is to arrive with his fellow bachelors after they held a bachelor party at the couple’s home while Maddie arrived from a hotel near the venue. After several hours of waiting, Maddie realizes that Arthur stood her up and calls off the wedding. She calls a taxi home and departs in tears. When she arrives at the house, she sees nothing more than the burning ruins of her abode, only to receive a phone call from her grandmother shortly after. The grandmother offers Maddie a place to stay for a while, the Mansion. Maddie begins fixing up the Mansion (which grannie intentionally unloaded unto her because she knew she was about to get a massive fine for its disheveled state) with no help from her grandmother. The resident inspectors comes and warns Maddie that she needs to repair the house or she’ll be fined for her fortune and they have several affairs. One day the grannie realizes she’s about to be incarcerated and decides to write a note for Maddie explaining everything. Maddie goes outside only to see her grandmother in handcuffs in the back of a police car. It’s there that grannie admits three truths, 1) she started the fire, 2) Arthur is alive, and 3) she’s going to implicate Maddie. Baffled and confused, Maddie watches the police car drive off as her grandmother waves her goodbye, realizing this will not be the last time she will see Grannie.
6:13 Let me explain the context for this. Basically, everyone was already at the wedding, except for the groom. The bride gets a call from 911 about her house being burned down by an unexplained fire and she took a taxi to get there as quickly as possible. She left the house before the groom that morning so that they would arrive at the wedding at separate times (or rather so they could arrive separately as is tradition). Little did she know that the groom never left the house and it caught on fire before he could get out (or so we thought). The grandmother consoles the bride as she coddles a picture of her mother on her wedding day (who died when the bride was very young). The grandmother gives her estate to the bride before she is arrested for arson (and premeditated murder). As it turns out, the grandmother was behind the fire, however, she also kidnapped the groom and staged his death so that she could unload the worthless estate (which was draining her money) on the bride. Essentially she was trying to pass off the estate to someone else because it was a financial detriment and needed for the bride to end up in a position of desperation. Had the couple married, the wife and groom would’ve simply bought a new house or found some other place to live. The grandmother and groom never really got along, so he would’ve been skeptical of the grandmother’s ‘generosity’. That explains why she needed to prevent the marriage, the couple wouldn’t have been as desperate or as stupid. Secondly, she needed to burn down the house so that the bride would have a reason to look for a new property, i.e. the estate. The grandmother didn’t actually commit murder because that would’ve resulted in much more jail time, so when she is prosecuted for murder and arson, she can call for a mistrial and get off with somewhat less severe charges if any given her riches. So the only thing we don’t actually know is the location of the groom.
Hope that clarifies the situation.
this is so much better than mine
mate pulled out an entire article
oh what the fuck
Then what's with the ad where she wrote on her hand "You're next". Is she planning on kidnapping the bride?
@@namhto3215 kill her. Notice the time I wrote that comment. I hadn’t seen the whole story yet. In one reality, the groom isn’t dead. In the other one, she actually murdered the groom. In that reality, she’s next.
1:21 I don’t know if her fiancé like stood her up or died or if she stood him up…
*oR dIeD?* 😂😂
“The simple warmth of hearing that your fiancé died and your house burned down” *yes there was definitely warmth*
Snow
Your pfp is me when I read that lmfao
ye
well, technically, in the "house burnt down" part, there is warmth.
A LOT OF WARMTH
“What the hell did grandma do?!” Is the greatest question ever.
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer
Killed the fiance
In the original ad ( I think this one was cut off) the grandma's hands says the kids are alive, so I'm guessing she burnt the house down so she could get rid of that massive mansion that's destroyed
Theory: The house was actually the fiancé's. The protagonist who I'll call "Lily" found out his house burned when she arrived at the wedding. Grandma gives her old mansion to Lily as a gift, but then Grandma is arrested for arson. She burned downed the fiance's house to 1) stop the wedding and 2) dump her mansion on Lily.
Good theory, may I add on some of my own? So the fiancé is presumed dead after the fire, but the grandma actually kidnapped them, leading to the alternate endings of "he's alive" and "you're next". The fact that she planned to dump the house on Lily leads to "I planned this"
🤣
So I’ve gotten this at 13 million times and in one of them it says she got “dumped the same day as her wedding” and that’s all it says about the fiancé
@@fleshpies yes. Absolutely
@@fleshpies I think “you’re next” would mean the fiancé is already dead
2:57 I love how Danny takes this crap ad as if it happened in real life with real people or as if it was a movie or something, it's so goofy and funny
the That’s So Raven theme under Stinky Fart Dragon Game shattered me like delicate porcelain thank you danny
I like how danny, drew and kurtis upload on the same day
And drew too
More evidence to prove that they are the same person
A miracle
and d’angelo wallace!
WOOOO
Danny: defends Lily’s garden saying it’s an original and merging mansion should **stop**
Lily’s garden: *causally ripoffs homescapes and gets away with it*
Mhm mhm makes sense I see
I prefer merging mansion ads cuz like, the character models don't make my eyes bleed
Homescapes the og of bad mobile ads
I stopped getting Lily's garden ads which is of course really sad, I still get merging mansion and homescapes ads tho. I also get ads for a game called Evony all the damn time and their ads low key looks like homescapes with a man, a gladiator and a tiger, it is so weird.
Lol homescapes now rips off all of these "pick the right tool for survival" or "move the pin so they get to the end and don't drown" adverts, it's like a cycle of ripping off 😂
@@abbie_wood and the actual game is not even remotely similar to those ads, its just a bootless candy crush ripoff
i've been playing this game since it was released before all these ads were released.. the actual story line and lore is really good.. matpat has a great video which helps explain everything you can't understand
new marketing strategy: make really weird ads so danny's fanbase tags him, he makes a video about it and the reach of your game skyrockets
That was pretty much already the tactic. Just make stupid fucking ads and everyone's gonna talk about them
Yeah but nobody's gonna download them
@@q0zm0s75 that’s what they all think
It’s a circle of money making lmao, the companies make weird ads, youtubers make videos on them, they get money from the free content, and people download the games with the weird ads because they are curious about them, and the companies make money.
And that kids is what we call capitalism 👍
“Maybe this game doesn’t have anything to do with pole-dancing or dragons.”
This is the first time that sentence has been uttered.
i have played plenty of dungeons and dragons and i feel like that’s a common phrase at this point
This is literally the smartest advertising campaign of all time. Danny gets paid to make fun of it and the games creators get mass advertising
At 9:51 after the entire ad played out in it's entirety I genuinely sat there in disbelief, before bursting into laughter and laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. That is the funniest thing I've ever seen I'm showing everybody
Meanwhile at some marketing company:
"Alright guys, how can we make this game ad get Danny Gonzales's attention."
As much as you want to make a joke, that is a deliberate tactic mobile ad companies do when the terrible ads started to appear, where they try to make the ads weird and conveluted so that a youtuber shows it off, therefore getting free publicity
I've seen those Merge Mansion ads for what feels like an eternity, and the one you watched is actually a mashup of several. In one, she rips up a photo of her and the fiance, and there's a shot of an empty safe (like he was scamming her to rob her or something???), there's one where grandma sneaks out into the night with a suitcase and leaves her with a letter containing 'the family secret'. Wild.
What I really hate are all these zombie apocalypse game ads I get. Here's a few examples; guy is making out with a lady, zombies show up, he immediately throws the lady into the zombies to escape. Guy sneaks up and smacks a lady on the butt, she turns out to be a zombie. Guy is reading a pin-up magazine, the model from the magazine shows up in distress, he saves her, she steals his car and leaves him to die. Also, one of them apparently has some sort of partnership with the Walking Dead. So, guy runs from zombies, saves a little girl and her dog, and then Daryl shows up and saves them from more zombies. It really makes me wonder if the actors know their images are being used in this way.
Lady is barbecuing and someone grabs her, she brushes them off and then they attack her because they’re a zombie might be my favourite zombie ad
Personally for me I hate the caveman ad like it's so messed up and for what here's an exam:
Woman gets caught by caveman, caveman tied her up and the cursor strips the woman one by one while caveman gets excited, woman is screaming, struggling all that and when it gets to her undies as finishes with woman and caveman in a hot tub woman looks absolutely Infuriated and pissed while caveman is pleased
Exm number 2
Woman and cavegirl makes out in a hot spring both naked, caveman saw
Disturb em, mocks cave girl and completely ruining the mood and the as ended with both women absolutely pissed and caveman happy
And this is just two 🌝
@@melonnnbread I don't think I ever heard of these Adds.
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@@johannesseyfried7933 Comics Bob
Man that is pretty cool that Dannis Godder posted three times in one day.
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear ma
@@AxxLAfriku what
Lol
@AxxL are you getting proper help?
why did this take me so long to figure out what it meant! 🤣
If i had a dollar for every time Danny spanked himself i would have 3 dollars… which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened three times
“He is alive” grandma just wanted some free house repair
@EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! No.
@EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! And you don't love me... I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU WITH YOUR MOTHER😭😭
Hey Danny, You should react to a Disney movie called “zombies”.
And in case you look at the replies of this, there’s also a sequel
He did :)
There is?!
I know you are talking to Danny but I actually didn’t know
Oh YES
@@leethestar6421 what video
danny looks like a 14-year old whose icy blue eyes have seen incomprehensible horrors he wishes no other man to behold
You okay?
He is a vampire
that is... oddly specific
Well, yeah, he IS on youtube, I think we've all seen incomprehensible horrors here.
Icy blue orbs💫
7:17 "she did something wild and wacky and now she's in prison" nah grandma got too silly💀💀💀
“a little husband running around”
PLEASE I CACKLED I CANT-
I snorted so damn hard
@EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! no.
@EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! hope your mom neglects you for your borderline medieval torture music, I would actually sow myself to a sidewalk with my own hands than ever having to relive the moment your terrible tunes entered my sweet sweet earcanals
@@skandisjvel1147 r/rareinsults
organic free range husband
It’s the last day of the month which means 2 things. Fire drills at school and all of my favorite creators posting.
you have monthly firedrills??
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Omygosh I had a fire drill today too 😂 it was a fire drill/lockdown drill
@Bruh Bruh okay and? gay rights
Yep
I like how Danny has instantly become protective of lily's garden.
No copying my mediocre game with bizarre ads.
it’s garbage but it’s _our_ garbage dammit
He covers up the fact that his wife died the day before this so well. You can’t even tell how sad he is.
There's one called "family island" I think where the caveman dumps his wife and daughter to get with her sister. So now the wife has to go develop her own island with the kid. Too many of them where the man dumps the wife and kid
I see the one where the woman fakes a pregnancy test and then the husband kicks her out into the open ocean
We are just trying to forget real life by playing stupid games but this stupid games aren't allowing us forget 😂
I saw one where a man slapped his wife cuz she made tea for her maid......
Seeing Danny and Drew upload on the last day of the month because they have sponsor obligations always makes me laugh. Brings me back to the days of doing assignments the night before it was due (even though these videos probably took a couple weeks to make and edit)
Kurtis also uploaded today lmao
@@angieromina2010 with a sponsor
I was just thinking the same, I get notifications when they upload(Danny, Drew&kurtis) which end up being back to back, reminding me it's around the end of the month lol.
The grandma is using arson for her crimes. She burned down the Fiance's house to make people think he was dead and kidnapped him into the mansion. She also burned down the main character's house to make her move into the mansion. The grandma's plan is to have the bride renovate the house, so she can kill her and the groom. This way, she has a renovated mansion to hide from the cops with secret rooms.
😄😄😄
Sorry what
Sorry wha
Sorry wh
Sorry w
5:27 finally he figured it out 👏👏
Lily’s Garden is actually more like candy crush btw. Not much gardening to be had.
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@@truelygreg snowyglow
How tf do they coordinate this? It can’t be a coincidence every fucking time right?
Lmao they post the last day of the month cuz of sponsors. Basically the last day of the month is the last day they can post a video and still abide by the contract.
Ofc this only applies if danny has a sponsor this video? Havent watched it yet lol
@@someoneidk308 he has a sponsor, yup
@@someoneidk308 he has one
They probably have a group chat
@@emmathornock1527 I can't remember whose video it was, but one of them said they have a gc so that they can see what each of them think of the new vid before they officially post
*"Choose your Own Adventure: Stranded on Stripper Pole Island"*
"Choose your Own Adventure"
>leave the island
>Manifest schoolboys from ancient alchemy
>Recreate Lord of The Flies
>Retreat to the abyss and watch the story play out
The guns of glory ad made me cry holy cow
1:32 if anyone cares about the picture, it was originally a picture of the woman and her fiance, but she tore it in half and is now holding the half without her fiance on it.
Hearing "whats up greg" means its gonna be a good day
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OMG RAIN FROG RAIN FROG RAIN FROG I CAN MAKE THAT FACE
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So hey, I just wanted to say that the actual game Merge Mansionand the storyline of it has NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING to do with a fiancé, wedding, burned house, death or anything. Just a girl who had this huge mansion left to her from her super duper rich grandpa and she renovates the place with her grandma now and uncovers secrets about her family and their relationships, I know all this because my mom plays a lot of this game and it is lowkey fun tho
I hope this helped anyone who was confused :) the game is still in development too btw
Ok
It doesn’t even have a love in it lmao
@@lilmeows6041They literally made a real mansion
I've been playing this game for about 5 months now and I still can't grasp what the fuck is going on. Like nothing makes sense