This clip is missing the crucial part at the end when he smacks down the big stack of cash on the counter for dramatic effect and proudly shows it off to the room before instantly realizing flaunting his cash wasn't such a great idea...
I like that this episode ends with him keeping the cash and the would be robber getting busted. One of the few times it doesn't all backfire and bring Krammer back to square 1.
my dad used to say this all the time when I was growing up and I used to just think he made it up. But then I watched Seinfeld for the first time and I was like "hey wait a minute"
1:07 Aah, you think slop is your ally. You merely adopted the slop. He was born in the slop, molded by it. He didn't leave the slop until he was already a man.
One of my favorite moments from this episode is when the seemingly homeless guy turns out to be a cop in disguise. That reaction from the audience was genuine, and I joined in :D
Love it how Kramer gets some of the story wrong, because he doesn't really understand it. As in, in the original story, they were saying the owners were using undersized/young jockeys to get him into races with lighter horses - this is so he loses, and they can keep his real form (against horses his own size) secret. But in Kramer's version, the bugboy is the jockey in this race, and it's going to help (in some way!)
I loved the first line of your comment. You should have stopped there though. There's no such things as "horses his own size". I'm guessing that "getting in light" refers to the weights that Pumpernick's jockeys have been carrying in his previous claiming races or handicaps. We don't actually know if the bugboy is riding him on this day.
it's also a reference to the fact that "bug boys" seldom win (except for the rare instances), which is why they get 5-10lb "allowance" in the first year (or before they win 30 races, whichever comes first) - this is how young jockeys break intio the business. You can only learn by doing, and the trainer has to have an incentive, often trainers of longshots will look at the weight break as a potential advantage to hit the board. The system has worked a long time.
@@josefino72 imagine going to school 5 days a week every week for 33 years. The trick, like anything, is to love it; to love every minute of it; the highs, the lows and the in-betweens. Devote yourself to something you love. And hopefully something that can pay the bills.
Just noticed this after watching it 100 times, the thug in the background who tried to rob him later is holding back a smile when Kramer starts celebrating the win.
Larry David ...scripts and dialogue...UNSURPASSED for ever. Man1: This, it's the fourth horse of the first race, Pappanick. Man2: How do you know it's going to win? Man1: My UPS-guy tells. Guys who own the horses are regular customers. Every horse he has ever given me has won. See, they've been sandbagging and looking for a good spot. He's been getting it light cause they've been using bug boy and the workout hasn't been published. Now they are ready to run with it. They are gonna break his maiden. It's going to go to great price, maybe 30:1. I'm telling you ,it's a lock. Man2: But it rained last night. Man1: Exactly, this horse loves the slop. It's in his bloodlines. His father was a mudda', his mother was a mudda'. Man2: His mudda' was a mudda'? Man1: What did I just say? Come on, let's go to the office, I'm going to call my bookie. Hey, don't tell anybody. *Kramer quickly turns away* *Kramer is in the "Off-track betting" office. He is talking with a guy behind in the line.* Kramer: Oh yeah, it's all set. They got the bug boy on him. Guy: The bug boy. Kramer: Yeah, the little father has run his hard out. They're gonna break his maiden. Guy: Really? But, it's a little bit slow out there it rained last night. Kramer: Oh, this baby loves the slob, loves it, eats it up. Eats the slob. Born in the slob. His father was a mudda'. Guy: His father was a mudda'? Kramer: His mother was a mudda'. Guy: His mother was a mudda'? Kramer: What did I just say? *Kramer gets to the cashier* Kramer: Hey,all right, 600 Pappanick to win.
@JonteBK bugboy is an excercise rider/aprentice jockey who doesnt ride as much nor has much experience as veteran jockeys. Seeing that, odds of the horse will potentialy go up if people see that a inexperienced rider is on the horse. A maiden race are designated races for horses who have never won a race in thier career yet. Hence "breaking his maiden" means the horse won the maiden race and thus comes out of the maiden ranks.
wait... was that bobby munson from Sons of Anarchy??? add about 100 lbs, long fuzzy hair, a white beard, and a leather vest... Yessir... thats bobby munson. im sure of it!
I haven't searched all 263 comments, but doesn't seem that anyone has noted that...well, first of all, I don't know in that year, if they had simulcasts at NYRA OTB because surely Trevor Denman wasn't calling an ordinary race from New York. More importantly, from the time he says "16th pole" until the horse crosses the finish line, is about 13 seconds...double the time a Thoroughbred needs to run 1/16th of a mile...
Recently something happened in Brazil that reminded me of this episode of Seinfeld, a guy took 15,000 thousand R$ from the bank to bet on soccer and he lost, so he sold his car for 40,000 R$ and bet on a Copa Libertadores game ( soccer in south america) luckily he won 80,000 R$ thousand. This reminded me of Kramer who had a gambling addiction and illness
This clip is missing the crucial part at the end when he smacks down the big stack of cash on the counter for dramatic effect and proudly shows it off to the room before instantly realizing flaunting his cash wasn't such a great idea...
In the words of Kramer: "I guess I really SCREWED UP!!!"
Kramer has no poker face.
And he's all ovr the place!
Lmao!
“I won! Hey!’’ Like, dude, keep it down hahaha
One of Kramer's finest moments from one of the show's best eps!
his father was a mudder…his father was a mudder? his mother was a mudder…his mother was a mudder? WHAT DID I JUST SAY lol
@Boco Corwin They all get on the train together?
The improv he shows @1:49 is pure comedic gold...this scene is an all time great for this series. 👏
his mother was a mudder "his mother was a mudder" what did just say.. LOL, such a funny line in this tv show, a great episode in the Seinfeld series
AwesomeMCGuy yep
AwesomeMCGuy I laugh at that line every FUCKING time...Now what did I just say
his mother was a mudder!?
One of my favorite moments in the show
"Oh this baby loves the slop, loves it, eats it up, eats the slop, born to slop."
His father was a muddah.
@@TheFanboy19 His muddah was a muddah.
@@chroniclylate9397 His muddah was a muddah?
@@TheFanboy19 What did I just say?
I like that this episode ends with him keeping the cash and the would be robber getting busted. One of the few times it doesn't all backfire and bring Krammer back to square 1.
my dad used to say this all the time when I was growing up and I used to just think he made it up. But then I watched Seinfeld for the first time and I was like "hey wait a minute"
It's an old vaudeville routine.
Great way of referencing this ancient joke. I always liked how Seinfeld paid respect to classic comedy.
the writers were very well read.
What's the joke?
That's balls right there!! Put 600 down on an overheard tip
1:07 Aah, you think slop is your ally. You merely adopted the slop. He was born in the slop, molded by it. He didn't leave the slop until he was already a man.
+Richard Mulledy haha, your comment has a Mighty Boosh feel to it.
Richard Mulledy By then to him it was only blinding speed!
hilarious
yo muddah is your muthah.
TDNR 👌
RaoulDuke: it's like George said, Kramer's LIFE is a fantasy camp. Falls ass-backwards into money!
...mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; that's a fantasy!
A real gonzo of horse betting
I love how he goes to the whip on himself. I did that many years prior when running track in gym class. 😂😂😂
I love this scene! I said to my mom today Happy "Mudders" Day and I had to show her this scene, thanks!
Your mother was a mudda
Kramer won $18,600 on that bet.
No wonder he was yelling in excitement and no wonder that dude tried robbing him lmao
Dude thank you for doing the math in that. I was always curious hahaha
Equiv of like $60,000 now too 😅
He bet $600 for a payout of $18000 which means he profit $17400.
One of my favorite moments from this episode is when the seemingly homeless guy turns out to be a cop in disguise. That reaction from the audience was genuine, and I joined in :D
Love it how Kramer gets some of the story wrong, because he doesn't really understand it.
As in, in the original story, they were saying the owners were using undersized/young jockeys to get him into races with lighter horses - this is so he loses, and they can keep his real form (against horses his own size) secret.
But in Kramer's version, the bugboy is the jockey in this race, and it's going to help (in some way!)
I loved the first line of your comment. You should have stopped there though. There's no such things as "horses his own size". I'm guessing that "getting in light" refers to the weights that Pumpernick's jockeys have been carrying in his previous claiming races or handicaps. We don't actually know if the bugboy is riding him on this day.
it's also a reference to the fact that "bug boys" seldom win (except for the rare instances), which is why they get 5-10lb "allowance" in the first year (or before they win 30 races, whichever comes first) - this is how young jockeys break intio the business. You can only learn by doing, and the trainer has to have an incentive, often trainers of longshots will look at the weight break as a potential advantage to hit the board. The system has worked a long time.
You boys know your ponies
@@josefino72 imagine going to school 5 days a week every week for 33 years. The trick, like anything, is to love it; to love every minute of it; the highs, the lows and the in-betweens. Devote yourself to something you love. And hopefully something that can pay the bills.
@@slewofdamascus Horse betting pays your bills?!
My favorite show on Earth.
I was at the races this past weekend
All I could think of was this scene.
This episode is just brilliant
I think of this joke every Kentucky Derby and it really applied today.
=)
So do I and yesterday too. Even used it at the poker table 8 was at and got a laugh
Same here.
I love how the other guy just whispers "The bug boy!"
The horse was named after the Seinfeld key grip Pete Papanickolas
Just noticed this after watching it 100 times, the thug in the background who tried to rob him later is holding back a smile when Kramer starts celebrating the win.
"The little fellows been ridin' his heart out"
Best scene in tv history
Relevant again
Thought of this today as I watched the muddy 2018 Kentucky Derby :D
And the Preakness!
Loves the slop
@@jonstefanik9400 Eats it up
This baby loves the slop. loves it. eats it up. eats the slop. born to slop.
I'm surprised he didn't say giddyup
Fuck, can't breathe - this is the funniest video I've ever seen on RUclips.
You leave out the part where Kramer collects his 2 inch stack of cash....
Its that time of the year again
He always falls into money, that's part of the Kramer character :)
Classic scene from a great. Series!
Mudder = liking muddy racing conditions....
What'd I just say?
Larry David ...scripts and dialogue...UNSURPASSED for ever.
Man1: This, it's the fourth horse of the first race, Pappanick.
Man2: How do you know it's going to win?
Man1: My UPS-guy tells. Guys who own the horses are regular customers.
Every horse he has ever given me has won.
See, they've been sandbagging and looking for a good spot. He's been
getting it light cause they've been using bug boy and the workout hasn't
been published. Now they are ready to run with it. They are gonna break his
maiden. It's going to go to great price, maybe 30:1. I'm telling you ,it's
a lock.
Man2: But it rained last night.
Man1: Exactly, this horse loves the slop. It's in his bloodlines. His
father was a mudda', his mother was a mudda'.
Man2: His mudda' was a mudda'?
Man1: What did I just say? Come on, let's go to the office, I'm going to
call my bookie. Hey, don't tell anybody.
*Kramer quickly turns away*
*Kramer is in the "Off-track betting" office. He is talking with a guy
behind in the line.*
Kramer: Oh yeah, it's all set. They got the bug boy on him.
Guy: The bug boy.
Kramer: Yeah, the little father has run his hard out. They're gonna break
his maiden.
Guy: Really? But, it's a little bit slow out there it rained last night.
Kramer: Oh, this baby loves the slob, loves it, eats it up. Eats the slob.
Born in the slob. His father was a mudda'.
Guy: His father was a mudda'?
Kramer: His mother was a mudda'.
Guy: His mother was a mudda'?
Kramer: What did I just say?
*Kramer gets to the cashier*
Kramer: Hey,all right, 600 Pappanick to win.
Act like you've been there before Kramer😂.
@JonteBK bugboy is an excercise rider/aprentice jockey who doesnt ride as much nor has much experience as veteran jockeys. Seeing that, odds of the horse will potentialy go up if people see that a inexperienced rider is on the horse. A maiden race are designated races for horses who have never won a race in thier career yet. Hence "breaking his maiden" means the horse won the maiden race and thus comes out of the maiden ranks.
Kramer didn't choose the thug life.
In December 2010, the New York City OTB closed due to lack of profitability.[5]
got a large amount on a horse for today who my friend assures me loves the rainy track.................. his mudder was a mudder
wait... was that bobby munson from Sons of Anarchy??? add about 100 lbs, long fuzzy hair, a white beard, and a leather vest...
Yessir... thats bobby munson. im sure of it!
+j-imperial its him
Yup. I thought it was. THAT SHIT IS CRAZY!!!
Is that mark Boone junior from sons of anarchy? I think it is!
Yup, that's him. Shows up in the oddest places. Good actor!
Why did you capitalize his middle name but not his first?
Yeah, I like how he played a scummy gambler at an OTB in this Seinfeld episode. Shows he always liked those rough roles. Haha
Bobby Munson on Seinfeld!
Happy Mudder's Day you Mudders.
I love season 3 Kramer
The apartment was given to him lol look it up, when Kramer guest stars in an episode of "Mad About You"
A very young "Bobby Elvis" AKA Mark Boone, Jr. (Sons of Anarchy). Can't believe my eyes!
I haven't searched all 263 comments, but doesn't seem that anyone has noted that...well, first of all, I don't know in that year, if they had simulcasts at NYRA OTB because surely Trevor Denman wasn't calling an ordinary race from New York. More importantly, from the time he says "16th pole" until the horse crosses the finish line, is about 13 seconds...double the time a Thoroughbred needs to run 1/16th of a mile...
World-renowned Race Caller Michael Wrona did an outstanding job calling that fictitious race.
NYC cats remember those green OTB places!
I used to think this was just a throw away gag, but apparently mudders are actually a real thing lol.
Holy crap I need to see this
That set him up for the next couple seasons lol
ah, I finally got to use the line in conversation "his mother was a mudder"
1:28 Kramer throws his Pappanick winning tickets away... lol
The he guy he talks to in betting shop is Mark Bone Junior from Sons of Anarchy.Never noticed it until now.
That is Bobby Elvis from Sons of Anarchy that Kramer is talking to in the OTB line.
It’s Bobby from Sons of anarchy!
Recently something happened in Brazil that reminded me of this episode of Seinfeld, a guy took 15,000 thousand R$ from the bank to bet on soccer and he lost, so he sold his car for 40,000 R$ and bet on a Copa Libertadores game ( soccer in south america) luckily he won 80,000 R$ thousand. This reminded me of Kramer who had a gambling addiction and illness
I'm going to the horse track tonight and plan on saying this all night.
sfm073 how was the races?
Papa Nick at 30-1
Knicks -30 against the Pacers at 10-1. Kramer always getting that sweet action.
I can't pay, Jerry.
$600 at 30-1, Kramer walked away with $18000 here sheesh
Kramer rides the subway when he hears two guys talking about a winning horse racing bet. He goes to the bookie and puts 600$ on it and wins big.
Watching this to prepare for Cheltenham
they took the plot of Let it Ride
i always wondered what kept his electricity on
"The little fellas been riding his heart out."
Happy Mudders Day.
Imagine someone doing that watching a horse race
2022 Kentucky derby could have been the best comeback since this mudder!
His whole life is a fantasy camp
the Kentucky Derby was earlier today ,& the winning horse was definitely a 'MUDDER' !
His father was a 'MUDDER' ;& his mother was a 'MUDDER' !
LOL !
B)
1:39 when the stock skyrockets
"EATS the slop! BORN to slop!!!"
Pappanick won today. I think it was a good 3 though. VR race 3 no. 14. $20 on $120 back. Classic. Onya Kramer!
Cj Anderson loves the slop
I have no memory of this comment
600 on 30 to 1 odds. Kramer won 18,000 dollars.
LOL yep that's what brought me here.
That guy is line is Bobby from sons of anarchy lol
unbelieveable
That’s gold
I KNEW that guy looked familiar! Good eye!
Omg the back end internet lol
What did I just say?
I use to hang out at OTB too.
HOLY SHIT! KRAMER IS TALKING TO SAMCRO'S BOBBY MUNSON!
Kramer won a cool 18 gs
You gotta let it ride......
The guy at 0:55 was in Batman Begins.. corrupt cop
Same feeling with kahoot
Guy - The bug boy.
the stuff that gets cut from synd
1:47 lol
Homage to A&C
*Goat*
Mark Boone Junior
He'd be great casting for Bob Sacamano.
I would like to see Bobby Elvis (his SoA character) as Sacamano
I have seen every episode of this show, but I honesty don't remember this at all.
His hair is busting loose lol
Kramer!!! Call George next time!!