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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2023
  • "I'll see you in Hell Costanza!"
    From Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 2 'The Voice': As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant.
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  • @apseudonym
    @apseudonym Год назад +3135

    george's complete inability to just take the L in any situation especially petty ones is what makes him so relatable

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Год назад +92

      George wants it all, He wants it all ... And he wants it NOW!!!

    • @hghtrfnko8634
      @hghtrfnko8634 Год назад +46

      Did you save time by writing the "L" instead of spelling it like every other word?

    • @MrRushbrown
      @MrRushbrown Год назад +38

      @@hghtrfnko8634 it's a zoomer

    • @rdt3922
      @rdt3922 Год назад +25

      @@MrRushbrown These zoomers think they know it all because of the internet. God they are so annoying.

    • @flybackrs
      @flybackrs Год назад +96

      @@rdt3922 for someone criticizing young people you sure are acting quite infantile.

  • @JT-in5le
    @JT-in5le Год назад +322

    “Tomorrow, they’re putting in Asbestos.” - what a friggin line!

  • @ken7165
    @ken7165 Год назад +1147

    “Picked the wrong man to hire because he was fake handicapped” cracks me up every time

    • @swampThaang
      @swampThaang Год назад +14

      He seems like he’s doing a Captain Kirk impression when he says that

    • @michaelfrancis936
      @michaelfrancis936 7 месяцев назад +4

      Best line

  • @alabastergreen7444
    @alabastergreen7444 Год назад +851

    George's pettiness will always be legendary

    • @elizabradley4797
      @elizabradley4797 Год назад +12

      Pettiness ~ young professionals these days should dare to attain such pettiness ~ greatly skilled admirable ~ eye for.detail

    • @zxKAOS1
      @zxKAOS1 7 месяцев назад +8

      _You're going there anyways!!_ :D

  • @sexhaie
    @sexhaie Год назад +734

    “Aren’t you ashamed???”
    Jerry, come on, it’s George.

    • @75aces97
      @75aces97 Год назад +26

      You’d think Jerry of all people would know George is incapable of shame.

    • @MrLTiger
      @MrLTiger Год назад +9

      shame is a foreign alien language to George

    • @Adinkydude
      @Adinkydude 2 месяца назад

      Ashamed? This is a man who pushed down small children and an elderly woman in a walking chair to be first in escaping a small kitchen fire.

    • @natestaub5113
      @natestaub5113 Месяц назад +1

      0:05

  • @gowifb
    @gowifb Год назад +1916

    I love the fact that George would rather have to show up and work for an entire year (even without them messing with him) rather than taking 6 months of pay and never having to come back

    • @bobshanery5152
      @bobshanery5152 Год назад +135

      Well.. He did not do what one would call work.

    • @fant4sticacting579
      @fant4sticacting579 Год назад +126

      And in the end, the company went down and don't have his work, he was stupid not to take ghr 6 months of pay

    • @dspsblyuth
      @dspsblyuth Год назад +24

      @@fant4sticacting579 if the company goes out of business don’t they still have to honor the contract?

    • @fant4sticacting579
      @fant4sticacting579 Год назад +58

      @dspsblyuth what they said no, the company went bankrupt. So either way George didn't get money

    • @timothywhieldon1971
      @timothywhieldon1971 Год назад +27

      the principle of things he has to win

  • @joshcook5434
    @joshcook5434 Год назад +932

    if there is one thing george excels at, it is the sheer lengths of going to do whatever he has to do to get a win.

    • @75aces97
      @75aces97 Год назад +65

      Better yet. He has the win, but keeps fighting until he loses.

    • @danzam40
      @danzam40 Год назад +13

      Not in this situation, it would have been a huge win to get 6 months pay for doing nothing.

    • @thesecretlibrary890
      @thesecretlibrary890 Год назад +4

      ​@@danzam40 yeah but he could really get 12 months

    • @danzam40
      @danzam40 Год назад +13

      @@thesecretlibrary890 getting paid for doing nothing is better. George could have gotten another job, worked for 6 months at that job, and been paid for an entire year’s worth of work in 6 months.

    • @NASCARFAN93100
      @NASCARFAN93100 Год назад +12

      In the end, Claire was the winner in all of this which resulted in Play Now going bankrupt and leaving George unemployed with No Pay.

  • @delusionaldonnie3158
    @delusionaldonnie3158 Год назад +728

    I love when Jerry said to Kramer “I put a 6 hour tape in. That should cover the experiment, the arrest and most of your trial.” Lol

    • @Kafkaesque3
      @Kafkaesque3 Год назад +20

      One of my favorite lines! lmao 🤣

    • @grahamvert8174
      @grahamvert8174 Год назад +4

      Might be my favorite line in the episode.

    • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
      @skwisgarskwigelf7191 7 месяцев назад +3

      And then Jerry’s “This is going to be a shame.” When the giant ball of oil fell onto his ex

    • @jadedandbitter
      @jadedandbitter 6 месяцев назад +2

      Except it turned out to be most of Darren's trial because Kramer pinned the blame on him.

  • @packergeek10
    @packergeek10 Год назад +192

    "I guess you can take anything but actual work?" "Bring it on!"

  • @richardpierce4908
    @richardpierce4908 Год назад +115

    “Then Mr. Constanza remarked to me ‘This never happened.’”

  • @gaston188
    @gaston188 Год назад +280

    3:13 if he needs me…. IM IN MY OFFICE!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @FreQuenczy
    @FreQuenczy Год назад +635

    I wish they had extended George's battle with Play Now at least a few more episodes. So hilarious!

    • @LightsaberGoBrrrrrr
      @LightsaberGoBrrrrrr 7 месяцев назад +13

      If he needs me I’M IN MY OFFICE!!! 😂😂😂

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 6 месяцев назад +14

      He made the worst mistake, he allowed Kramer to set foot on the property.

    • @godfather4377
      @godfather4377 3 месяца назад +7

      @@matthewriley7826 LOL It's funny how 95% of the problems in the show end with Kramer being the cause. You'd think they'd learn by now, anything Kramer related, ends BADLY.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Год назад +256

    George won't quit because he knows that he is Penskee material, and that quitting is below him

    • @idontdovarioustasks
      @idontdovarioustasks Год назад +16

      You're not penske material.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Год назад +8

      @@idontdovarioustasks Are any of us Penske material?

    • @seanm3ify
      @seanm3ify Год назад +8

      You haven’t done anything with this. What have you been doing all week?

    • @75aces97
      @75aces97 Год назад +3

      Turns out he’s not Play Now material either. After this, neither is anyone else. 😅

    • @alexmurphy5289
      @alexmurphy5289 Год назад +2

      Well…I did take the smaller office

  • @eduardo_corrochio
    @eduardo_corrochio Год назад +554

    The intern Darren should have been a recurring character who helped Kramer now and again but of course this was so late in the series' run that it wasn't meant to be. The notion of Cosmo with an eager and willing assistant, that was a fun idea for this episode.

    • @umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731
      @umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731 Год назад +11

      I agree!!

    • @dannynhl9441
      @dannynhl9441 Год назад +30

      Season 9 had so many great new characters I wish they went to season 10. Kruger was the best. He was in what only 4 episodes? Stole every scene. The new characters were so good they could of done a spinoff series with them the following year. Kruger, Darren and heck even though he was on earlier seasons Puddy too. And Jackie Chiles

    • @Bjontiss
      @Bjontiss Год назад +2

      Oh sure should we set something up now or….?

    • @benriffle104
      @benriffle104 Год назад +3

      They should've given them a spin off show. And at the end of every episode, when Kramer's schemes tragically fail, Darren gets arrested and sent to prison, only to be unexplainable released the next episode.

    • @75aces97
      @75aces97 Год назад +5

      Too bad Kramerica couldn’t hire an intern sooner😉

  • @JanetStarChild
    @JanetStarChild Год назад +298

    Passing on six months of work-free pay... George is so petty and greedy that he goes against his better interests; classic case of self-sabotage.

    • @FatGouf
      @FatGouf Год назад +1

      He's hilarious but he deserves everything thats coming up to him, except his parents.

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild Год назад +21

      @@FatGouf
      George is a victim of terrible parents.
      Honestly, there are so many people who should be arrested and thrown in jail for damaging their child's development.
      Personally, I think the government should crack down on abusive parenting by doing a mandatory annual evaluation on anyone with kids.

    • @shorewall
      @shorewall Год назад +29

      @@JanetStarChild I would agree, except I think the government would do a worse job. :D

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 Год назад

      That's George for you.

    • @2EKgn16
      @2EKgn16 Год назад +11

      ​@@JanetStarChildExactly. He had terrible parents who were still in his life with the messy behaviour. He did deserve what he got though. Should have taken that six months and really have "The Summer of George"

  • @BigRW
    @BigRW Год назад +107

    Tomorrow, they're puttin' in asbestos. Hilarious. I love that line.

  • @levi1929
    @levi1929 7 месяцев назад +22

    “Could you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message? Just tell him that if he needs me I’m IN MY OFFICE!!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @hoddtoward
    @hoddtoward Год назад +324

    "My baby takes the morning train" is now playing in your head.

    • @allib4921
      @allib4921 Год назад +10

      Damn it... now me lol

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +25

      Same song they used when Kramer was TCB at Brandt-Leland.

    • @hoddtoward
      @hoddtoward Год назад +22

      @@bossfan49 "But I don't even really work here!"😂

    • @LowLevelNC
      @LowLevelNC Год назад +23

      @@hoddtoward That’s what makes this so difficult.

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 10 месяцев назад +1

      I don't even know that song.

  • @mattm7798
    @mattm7798 Год назад +111

    The funny thing is George could actually sue them for providing an unsafe working environment.

    • @battlecross8540
      @battlecross8540 Месяц назад

      It's George Costanza. No Judge on Earth would rule in favor of him. It's unGodly to rule in his favor.

  • @fromthehaven94
    @fromthehaven94 Год назад +236

    That bathroom was George's downfall. When it was made available to all employees and their families!

    • @jeepernj99
      @jeepernj99 Год назад +7

      It was a beautiful personal bathroom.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 Год назад +17

      Eh he found a way around it (personal lock).

    • @Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward
      @Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward Год назад +1

      Clever remark.....

    • @jonathansalazar4630
      @jonathansalazar4630 Год назад +9

      I think letting Kramer perform his experiment was his downfall

    • @sws212
      @sws212 Год назад +2

      @@matthewriley7826 Personal lock on company property? That wouldn’t have lasted long.

  • @Giaco771
    @Giaco771 2 месяца назад +7

    "We don't like you. We want you to leave" 😅😅😅😅

  • @lavington5178
    @lavington5178 Год назад +425

    This boss is a VERY underrated boss on the show and I wish he got more air time.

    • @abacab87
      @abacab87 Год назад +42

      Do you know who that is? He played the boss on WKRP in Cincinatti (the tv show), one of the best sitcoms besides Seinfeld.

    • @ep4169
      @ep4169 Год назад +27

      @@abacab87 The immortal Gordon Jump.

    • @davidholman6709
      @davidholman6709 Год назад +5

      @@ep4169 That's fascinating. How did he become immortal? Asking for a friend.

    • @markseslstorytellerchannel3418
      @markseslstorytellerchannel3418 Год назад +20

      @@ep4169 And he still swears turkeys can fly.

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka Год назад +8

      Best boss was Krüger

  • @jarrettstork9883
    @jarrettstork9883 Год назад +57

    Tomorrow they’re putting in asbestos 😂😂 best line

    • @chunkyMunky329
      @chunkyMunky329 Год назад +9

      Its so dark lol. Imagine deliberately installing poison in someone's office

    • @michaelcoletta4547
      @michaelcoletta4547 Год назад +5

      ​@@chunkyMunky329 It's taking the asbestos out that is more dangerous

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 месяца назад +1

      Asbestos is harmless in its intended role of fireproofing, where it stays in place and not in the air.
      The story changes if the building gets carelessly demolished, however.

  • @bradmandel7581
    @bradmandel7581 Год назад +55

    Underrated hilarious part is how George is eating pistachios and leaving the shells on Tomasulo’s desk in their second meeting lol

  • @mattschwarz1213
    @mattschwarz1213 Год назад +52

    “At this point I think it’s best if we just go our separate ways”..”what do you mean?”….”We don’t like you we want you to leave”

  • @nicholasfarrell5981
    @nicholasfarrell5981 Месяц назад +6

    "Aren't you ashamed" my guy, you are talking to George COSTANZA. Ain't no shame in his game.

  • @collinsnider4179
    @collinsnider4179 Год назад +58

    0:36 The most accurate representation of a work office

  • @markpence8387
    @markpence8387 Год назад +80

    'Darren is going away for a long, long time'. One of the classic episodes.

  • @jamesweaver9647
    @jamesweaver9647 5 месяцев назад +11

    “And their families” line is delivered in perfection.

  • @dariusalexander8985
    @dariusalexander8985 Год назад +87

    "Mr. Tomisulo picked the wrong man to hire because he was fake handicapped."

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +1

      Youre not really handicapped, are you George?!
      - I've had my difficulties.

    • @timjaeger6589
      @timjaeger6589 Год назад +1

      One of my favorite lines haha

  • @donvolio4089
    @donvolio4089 Год назад +23

    George’s “My Baby Takes the Morning Train” montage cracks me up

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 Год назад +55

    I love that Darrin's shirt is too big amd you can see his tee shirt collar. Like that's his grown-up uniform and he's still growing into it.

    • @danthemankhan
      @danthemankhan Год назад +4

      Are you implying that one isn't supposed to see the undershirt through the unbuttoned top of the dress shirt? Because I thought the whole idea of the undershirt was to be there to prevent a healthy tuft of chest hair from emerging.

    • @vasjaklun6008
      @vasjaklun6008 Год назад +7

      @@danthemankhan it's the second button, it literally makes or breaks the shirt...

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +3

      @@danthemankhan Darrin's shirt is buttoned all the way up and he's wearing a necktie. But his shirt is too big and/or he didn't get the proper neck size so the undershirt is still exposed. Also, i thought the purpose of an undershirt was to prevent sweat stains, or to provide some opaqueness if your dress shirt is white and perhaps a bit sheer. If one's chest hair is that unruly, they should do some grooming to accommodate their wardrobe.

    • @fhowland
      @fhowland Год назад +1

      Great point !

    • @TheMpo1986
      @TheMpo1986 Год назад

      People wore big shirts in the 90s

  • @nike80nl
    @nike80nl Год назад +21

    George is persistent, i'll give him that.. 👌

  • @jokersinurface
    @jokersinurface Год назад +17

    I always love the bathroom comment. "Jerry: "I though it was open to the public" George: "I took care of that"

  • @SunlightGwyn
    @SunlightGwyn Год назад +34

    3:27 He’s insane to not take that deal (in writing of course). 6 months pay gives him plenty of time to find another job.

    • @75aces97
      @75aces97 Год назад +22

      That’s just not the Costanza way.

    • @coltonlehrer2808
      @coltonlehrer2808 Год назад +8

      If he stays the full 12 months - he gets it all

    • @danzam40
      @danzam40 Год назад +8

      @@coltonlehrer2808 yeah but taking 6 months severance pay and then getting another job within a month would net 17 months pay for 11 months of work.

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir Год назад +3

      He’s insane for a lot of reasons, thats just one.

    • @imchris5000
      @imchris5000 11 месяцев назад +1

      6 months pay with no insurance benefits or a years pay with benefits its an easy choice

  • @BruceRiggsGamer
    @BruceRiggsGamer 9 месяцев назад +10

    3:05 "If he needs me tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!" xD

  • @gregmurphy7473
    @gregmurphy7473 Год назад +27

    If he needs me tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE!!!

  • @hafeezasif7932
    @hafeezasif7932 Год назад +38

    This is inspiring to stay even when everyone wants you gone

  • @lordalessan
    @lordalessan Год назад +98

    This actually happened at our old school. Our principal couldn't fire us so she made our year miserable so that we'd quit and she can hire younger "malleable" teachers. The main victims were those who were either placed by the district, people she felt were competition to the male teachers she liked, or those who had different ideas than hers. That involved yelling at us during meetings, ripping our posters down, and denying PTOs. I created a cute welcome poster for the kids and I saw it in my mailbox the next morning crushed.
    She was fired last year after finally being caught of abusing teachers and other illegal stuff.

    • @RB-ow7mt
      @RB-ow7mt Год назад +9

      Union?

    • @Vic21932
      @Vic21932 Год назад +16

      I understand this may have been a long time ago, but to those in a similar position, look into "constructive discharge" or "resignation under duress." With enough proof, especially testimony, you can sue for wrongful termination and or hostile work environment.

    • @tasnimulsarwar9189
      @tasnimulsarwar9189 Год назад +8

      @@Vic21932 good thing you are sharing this. I didn't know this was a thing. Thanks.

    • @lexkanyima2195
      @lexkanyima2195 Год назад +1

      At my job is risky

    • @lordalessan
      @lordalessan Год назад

      @@RB-ow7mt WEAKER than a kitten.

  • @moneymikz
    @moneymikz 4 месяца назад +6

    2:05 of course Iron Man has something on under the suit, he wears under armor under his armor

  • @stewiegriffin12341
    @stewiegriffin12341 8 месяцев назад +24

    This such a testament to Seinfeld’s greatness. Pretty much every episode had multiple fantastic storylines like the ones featured in this clip.

    • @beani24329
      @beani24329 7 месяцев назад +3

      And somehow they connect at the end.

    • @spencerb2585
      @spencerb2585 4 месяца назад +1

      It's actually kinda insane how practically every episode is famous in it's own right.
      Every episode has memes that are infinitely reusable.

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 Год назад +13

    Love George entering from the radiator vent.

  • @estevesmartins7935
    @estevesmartins7935 10 месяцев назад +55

    What a great episode. It shows the high level of creativity of the Seinfeld team. These could have been three separate great episodes. The voice, the assistant and the job would be great storylines on their own.

    • @omfgblondie
      @omfgblondie 6 месяцев назад

      Every episode needs to have at least a b-plot

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport Год назад +46

    "This Never Happened"....I die every time I see this part!🤣

  • @hietanbs
    @hietanbs 10 месяцев назад +19

    "Mr. Thomassoulo picked the wrong man to hire because he was fake handicapped!" might be the most underrated line in the entire series

  • @stanistevens
    @stanistevens Год назад +18

    I would like to greet everyone here today with a hearty "Hellllooooo! La, la, la!"

  • @sercanbuyukyldz1459
    @sercanbuyukyldz1459 Год назад +18

    “I guess you can take anything but the actual work” 😅

  • @yahshaunyahu
    @yahshaunyahu Год назад +19

    George face @2:11 😂

  • @dan_hitchman007
    @dan_hitchman007 Год назад +27

    For a show about nothing, "Seinfeld" was really something.

  • @spencerb2585
    @spencerb2585 4 месяца назад +8

    George Costanza - absolutely based.

  • @gregdrake5069
    @gregdrake5069 Год назад +19

    6 months pay would have been great. George could have gotten another job and made twice what he normally makes for 6 months, or more likely, get paid to not have a job for 6 months

    • @NinjaMan47
      @NinjaMan47 Год назад +6

      "It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!"

    • @imchris5000
      @imchris5000 11 месяцев назад +3

      then he would have to work

  • @munimathbypeterfelton6251
    @munimathbypeterfelton6251 Год назад +8

    2:33 You'd think that upon firing George, his supervisor would have asked him for his office keys before leaving the building lol.

    • @OptimusPrimeribs
      @OptimusPrimeribs 11 месяцев назад

      George wasn't fired.

    • @munimathbypeterfelton6251
      @munimathbypeterfelton6251 11 месяцев назад

      @@OptimusPrimeribs The opening lines uttered by George's boss at the very beginning of the scene indicate otherwise.

    • @OptimusPrimeribs
      @OptimusPrimeribs 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@munimathbypeterfelton6251 the boss just says they should go their separate ways and "we don't like you. we want you to leave", not "you're fired". Plus George says he has a one year contract and has to be paid if he shows up for work everyday.

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 2 месяца назад

      @@munimathbypeterfelton6251 They do not. Work on your English.

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 Год назад +8

    George: well played at 3:56 LOL

  • @abcdefgh4404
    @abcdefgh4404 Год назад +5

    Constanza and his obsession for toilets 😂😂😂😂

  • @jacobwilliams1223
    @jacobwilliams1223 Год назад +70

    I always questioned why they had to honor the contract when George clearly was in violation of it given he was faking being handicapped. Hilarious episode either way.

    • @przemekkozlowski7835
      @przemekkozlowski7835 Год назад +107

      He never told them that he was handicapped. He had a genuine injury that they mistook for a permanent disability. He only starts faking it after he is hired and he realizes why they are so nice to him. He did not request any of the perks. If he shows up to the office and does the work they assign him, then he is not in violation of his contract. They want to get rid of him because of private behaviour that does not affect his work performance. He is actually the victim of constructive dismissal because they deliberately are worsening his working conditions to get him to quit. We want to side with the company because we know that George is a bad person but from a legal and ethical point of view they are the bad guys in this scenario.

    • @trequor
      @trequor Год назад +28

      @@przemekkozlowski7835 George absolutely deserves it, but this is still illegal behaviour by the company

    • @dude_1983
      @dude_1983 Год назад +3

      @@przemekkozlowski7835 Perfect analysis!

    • @thesecretlibrary890
      @thesecretlibrary890 Год назад +8

      ​@@przemekkozlowski7835 He ain't a bad person. He just wants his comfort and hates public bathrooms.

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@przemekkozlowski7835oh interesting.

  • @dude_1983
    @dude_1983 Год назад +11

    George really doesn’t have any shame for going with the lie he is disabled. Lol 😂

    • @elizabradley4797
      @elizabradley4797 Год назад +1

      Uh look George is disabled in many ways so.specification isn't needed ~ George qualifies ~ I say a rehire for God's sake ~

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 2 месяца назад

      "It's not a lie if you believe it." - George Costanza

  • @piehound
    @piehound Год назад +78

    Haven't seen this segment before. You all have no idea how much this resembles the story of my life and my career. Amazing !!!

    • @southbeachtalent
      @southbeachtalent Год назад

      You faked being handicapped and your job despised you for it and messed with you!? 😂🤣

    • @conormartin3476
      @conormartin3476 Год назад +2

      I would absolutely love to hear that story

    • @strangelee4400
      @strangelee4400 Год назад +1

      You had to follow people around and take notes and film them?

    • @Robert-hz9bj
      @Robert-hz9bj Год назад +6

      You pretended to be handicapped to get a job because it gave you access to a private bathroom?

    • @southbeachtalent
      @southbeachtalent Год назад

      @@Robert-hz9bj I wonder how Mr. Tomasoto is going to act

  • @lessthanthreemetal
    @lessthanthreemetal Год назад +9

    *"see if I stay the whole year...I get it all"*

  • @merelycommenting6702
    @merelycommenting6702 Год назад +20

    I've been in this exact situation with my first job after graduating from my masters degree.
    Squeezed every penny possible out of them before I accepted to leave on mutual terms.

  • @seanspear6224
    @seanspear6224 11 месяцев назад +6

    The ball falling on the women and the hello thing

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 11 месяцев назад +7

    I feel like George would get along great with Joel from Community, they can both bond over their incredible willingness to do anything and everything to get out of work.

  • @miked9260
    @miked9260 11 месяцев назад +8

    0:09 clearer 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @beani24329
      @beani24329 8 месяцев назад

      We don’t like you. We want you to leave!

  • @spenceryork9435
    @spenceryork9435 Год назад +5

    "May I"?
    "I insist.....I'll fix us a drink".

  • @timfarney5165
    @timfarney5165 Год назад +7

    "Mr.Tomasulo picked the wrong man to hire because he was fake handicapped...." 😂😂😂

    • @elizabradley4797
      @elizabradley4797 Год назад +1

      Have plenty in my neighborhood ~ from idk where ~ on their car windows bumper ~ whole family drives nice cars with those stickers ~ ☹️ Once a year the mom & dad walk around the neighborhood using ski poles like they are crippled ~ ski poles NUTS

    • @timfarney5165
      @timfarney5165 Год назад

      @@elizabradley4797 so you get to see some REAL fake handicapped then.....🧐😳🧐
      Not fun like George's kind.
      It is just such an absurd statement from him that I found HYSTERICAL, so I used it to comment on the bit.

  • @sallytedesco2192
    @sallytedesco2192 Год назад +31

    Love Seinfeld ❤️
    Still watch the reruns over and over. Never get tired of it.

  • @FabienTeulieres93
    @FabienTeulieres93 Год назад +5

    “I’ll fix us a drink” 😂😂😂

  • @jordanaconito8249
    @jordanaconito8249 Год назад +19

    Jason Alexander is one of the best 👌!

  • @MissingSwordPiece
    @MissingSwordPiece Год назад +7

    1:14 Reading Kanye West news in 2022 in a nutshell

  • @artvandelay7182
    @artvandelay7182 Год назад +256

    Without a doubt the best sitcom ever made and people who say it got bad after LD left are wrong

    • @gmanzano89gm
      @gmanzano89gm Год назад +5

      When did he leave?

    • @AceLM92
      @AceLM92 Год назад +23

      It didn't get bad, just lost something special

    • @charliepanayiotou4305
      @charliepanayiotou4305 Год назад +36

      It was starting to run on fumes in the back half of S9 I think but it never got bad aside from the finale, there's plenty to like in S8 and S9. Jerry Seinfeld was right to turn down a tenth season.

    • @charliepanayiotou4305
      @charliepanayiotou4305 Год назад +11

      @@gmanzano89gm end of season 7, he came back to write the finale

    • @jonathansalazar4630
      @jonathansalazar4630 Год назад +25

      @@charliepanayiotou4305 season 9 gave us festivus

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 Год назад +8

    This and the previous episode was my all time favorite George episodes.😂

  • @john-wu2zb
    @john-wu2zb 11 месяцев назад +8

    So many great memories from this show.

  • @CYP0
    @CYP0 Год назад +2

    This is one of the best episodes of the show.

  • @Damion66
    @Damion66 4 месяца назад +2

    I would watch this show when I was in middle school because we had no cable and it would play at night after the local news. I grasped this theory at an early age. It made sense to 11 years old me so I applied it to my life since then. I learned so many things from George Costanza.

  • @user-cv8qe9ru8c
    @user-cv8qe9ru8c Год назад +3

    "At which point mr costanza used his bare hands to scoop ice out of mr seinfelds drink and used it to wash up, mr costanze then said this never happened"

  • @Bull1908
    @Bull1908 Год назад +9

    If they offered me 9 months full pay and benefits I would have walked out on the spot lol

  • @someguy42093
    @someguy42093 Год назад +14

    When offered George’s 6 months. George should have said “give me the full year and I’m gone”

  • @arkox8
    @arkox8 Год назад +42

    This episode is so funny that it should be awarded an Emmy, a golden globe and an oscar, all at once

    • @user-cv8qe9ru8c
      @user-cv8qe9ru8c 10 месяцев назад +2

      Make it an even EGOT. give em a Tony somehow

  • @kurt6410
    @kurt6410 Год назад +53

    For the last 25 years every time I see Iron Man all I'm wondering if he's naked or not. Thanks George

    • @grogtgs
      @grogtgs Год назад +6

      Iron Man is not naked

    • @kevinclark5802
      @kevinclark5802 Год назад +7

      They must have never read an Iron Man comic because Tony Stark is seen many of times getting in and out of the suit, always wearing clothes.

    • @mingodingo
      @mingodingo Год назад +5

      Anyone who wonders that doesn't read the comics

    • @RB-ow7mt
      @RB-ow7mt Год назад +7

      Jerry's right, naked doesn't make sense. You gotta have a base layer.

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 Год назад +4

      @@kevinclark5802 not the comics i'm drawing ...

  • @njjo1
    @njjo1 Год назад +6

    Classic George Santos.

  • @AcceptTheNull
    @AcceptTheNull Год назад +7

    I just realized I could really do with Jerry and George having lived in the world of comic book movies we have today. They were such closet nerds.

  • @tomrodgers6629
    @tomrodgers6629 Год назад +4

    Adapt, overcome and feast on their hate! Lol ...We all have a little George in us.

  • @Gardenstateking
    @Gardenstateking Месяц назад

    Peak George.....LOVE IT. 😂😂😂

  • @albundy6008
    @albundy6008 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Hello Marjorie. George Costanza here. If Mr. Tomasulo needs me, you can tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!!!"

  • @mistervacation23
    @mistervacation23 3 месяца назад +2

    I'm in my office!

  • @tisdue
    @tisdue Год назад +1

    this is my all-time favorite episode.

  • @mattg6390
    @mattg6390 10 месяцев назад +2

    The first 10 seconds is the best part

  • @jayfahie3235
    @jayfahie3235 7 месяцев назад

    Love this episode George stood his grounds😂😂😂

  • @johnheart6890
    @johnheart6890 9 месяцев назад +13

    Does anybody else wish that Darren had a few more episodes like I do?

  • @IlyaBlay
    @IlyaBlay Год назад +18

    Thank you for posting these without ads!

  • @matthewesberger3691
    @matthewesberger3691 Год назад +4

    "Mr Costanza remarked to me this didn't happen."

  • @campbellhouse6569
    @campbellhouse6569 2 месяца назад

    I love George 😂

  • @judithbreastsler
    @judithbreastsler 2 месяца назад

    This IS my favourite 5 minutes of TV ever.

  • @ELECTR0HERMIT
    @ELECTR0HERMIT 3 месяца назад

    one of the best episodes

  • @brycemcneil4404
    @brycemcneil4404 Год назад +4

    This episode was peak Constanza and Jerry sums it up at 1:46.

  • @chriskelly509
    @chriskelly509 7 месяцев назад +2

    Love this episode

  • @stevekov6740
    @stevekov6740 Год назад +5

    Darren took the fall for all of them...WOW!

  • @mollari2261
    @mollari2261 Год назад +40

    Most shows peter out the longer they run - and most don't make it past 2-5 seasons. 9 seasons in, Seinfeld kept getting better and better 😂

    • @llarmstrong783
      @llarmstrong783 Год назад +2

      They offered Jerry a lot of money to do a tenth season

  • @dreed100
    @dreed100 6 месяцев назад +2

    So workplace bullying... he could sue them for a lots of monies

  • @mehukattti
    @mehukattti Год назад +8

    3:21 I like how victorious George is 😂 he even poured pistachios on his bosses table

  • @LolLol-bp3ip
    @LolLol-bp3ip Год назад +2

    George Santos right there!