Комментарии •

  • @Pagefire
    @Pagefire 5 лет назад +1448

    So after some googling, I now know that >30 does not mean "Less than 30", but what do you expect from me? I'm a musician, not a rocket scientist.

    • @wefkr
      @wefkr 5 лет назад +141

      Maybe do mathcore next, it might help
      Also great work man, really love those videos

    • @iSangre
      @iSangre 5 лет назад +9

      Hi, can you make "how to SDBM" video? That will be a great!

    • @markovenexian93
      @markovenexian93 5 лет назад +12

      How to make Sludgegrind

    • @asusmctablet9180
      @asusmctablet9180 5 лет назад +3

      That first track sounded like powernoise, actually... you should do a show on that. No sissy shit like Orphx either, I mean the real stuff like Ghoul Detail, Sutcliffe Jugend or Genocide Lolita.

    • @gwolfe333
      @gwolfe333 5 лет назад +25

      I believe the term is rocket surgeon.

  • @harakirikiss6128
    @harakirikiss6128 5 лет назад +1945

    Anal Grenade is my favorite Grindcore, goregrind, noisecore band.

    • @Lucktar
      @Lucktar 5 лет назад +23

      Anal Granade ftfy

    • @Sir-Thrash
      @Sir-Thrash 5 лет назад +9

      What else can they do

    • @josezavala9023
      @josezavala9023 5 лет назад +5

      Mine is Machetazo

    • @upstandingcajun6811
      @upstandingcajun6811 4 года назад +12

      @@tyronescringeheaven1120 also tarshcore hardcore and hopefully for the memes crunkcore

    • @user-xg6zz8qs3q
      @user-xg6zz8qs3q 4 года назад +2

      Anal Grenade is my life after eating blood sausage and lentils.

  • @dervpool
    @dervpool 5 лет назад +1354

    As a noisecore musician: Your Production Quality is too good.

    • @bigamsterdam9513
      @bigamsterdam9513 4 года назад +47

      Wait did you just say MUSICIAN??

    • @dervpool
      @dervpool 4 года назад +88

      @MomoTheBellyDancer i do my shit just with my phone. Fuck interfaces and everything just mic the room and you will get some cool fuckery with the room acoustics

    • @i_am_a_music_maker5212
      @i_am_a_music_maker5212 4 года назад +37

      MomoTheBellyDancer fuck Nokia, I record into a *fucking TELEGRAM*

    • @carlj.conrad6176
      @carlj.conrad6176 4 года назад +26

      Lol, I'm in a 3 piece noisecore band, and this is honestly hysterical..... "anal grenade" lmfao, "hitting grandma part 2".... they dont explain how much fun it is to play,audience torture is the best lol

    • @throughmourning592
      @throughmourning592 3 года назад +4

      Bro so am I! Wanna collab? :0

  • @pretty.noodles3540
    @pretty.noodles3540 5 лет назад +1195

    Crushed By Elephants At The Petting Zoo is the Stairway to Heaven of Noisecore. There. I said it.

    • @rosehoney9094
      @rosehoney9094 5 лет назад +55

      went thru the comments to find this comment and make sure i wasnt the only one

    • @ianclickner390
      @ianclickner390 5 лет назад +40

      I legit started headbanging to that one

    • @andrewarcana
      @andrewarcana 5 лет назад +11

      Oh good, it wasn't just me.

    • @justinpipes85
      @justinpipes85 4 года назад +9

      It needed about 13.5 more seconds of song.

    • @xKouhai
      @xKouhai 4 года назад +4

      I 100% agree tbh

  • @SadistischerBrokkoli
    @SadistischerBrokkoli 5 лет назад +1088

    I love your high effort shitposting!

  • @forestoffrogs8117
    @forestoffrogs8117 5 лет назад +151

    If there's more than 1 measure of music, it's too long. This is bordering on progressive technical experimental post noisecorecore but I love it so much

    • @Pagefire
      @Pagefire 5 лет назад +70

      I hate it when I accidentally make new genres.

    • @annihilatorx-1271
      @annihilatorx-1271 Год назад +4

      Noisecore musicians don't even know what a measure is (as I do)

  • @br00tald00dle
    @br00tald00dle 5 лет назад +931

    I love this series. Every 'how to' is a unique treasure

    • @Kaid_Studios
      @Kaid_Studios 5 лет назад +12

      I want one for every genre of music.

    • @vapordreams983
      @vapordreams983 4 года назад +2

      If you like this, check out FrankJavCee.

    • @brankometalac
      @brankometalac 3 года назад +2

      Yeah "how to" is great series. :)

    • @GrayVinni
      @GrayVinni 11 месяцев назад

      Couldn't agree more 🤘🖤🤘💯

  • @helpisnothere9799
    @helpisnothere9799 5 лет назад +207

    Honestly probably some of the most listenable noisecore I've ever heard.

    • @wkingston1248
      @wkingston1248 5 лет назад +22

      Thats an incredibly rude thing to say.

    • @helpisnothere9799
      @helpisnothere9799 5 лет назад +62

      WiSpKing Just being honest, some of his songs sounded like they had actual RIFFS. What is this, glam metal?

  • @ojpaws
    @ojpaws 5 лет назад +413

    I think you're a musical genius and this series is hillarious

  • @ShuriBear
    @ShuriBear 5 лет назад +265

    I think Dead Horse in a Jar was my fav song. You could really hear the emotion in that one.

    • @louiscypher7090
      @louiscypher7090 5 лет назад +7

      Dead Horse 'Peaceful Death...' is a must album to own. Trust me.

    • @rememberme3156
      @rememberme3156 4 года назад +3

      mlp cumjar

  • @nick1237811
    @nick1237811 5 лет назад +564

    10:00 DiD YouU JusT PLay THE LICK??

  • @chrisnagy1429
    @chrisnagy1429 5 лет назад +156

    I actually did something similar about 1994 when I ran my vacuum cleaner through a distortion and delay pedal then put some horrible cheap drum machines bits and growled a bit. Damn, I didn't know this was popular.

  • @cataptromantia6831
    @cataptromantia6831 5 лет назад +647

    As someone who makes harsh noise, this is accurate

  • @theorupturetan4670
    @theorupturetan4670 5 лет назад +218

    I remember in like, 2017, I was somewhat involved in the noisecore scene and put out a few EPs. As you can imagine, the entire scene is a shitpost.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 года назад +12

      Nice

    • @Cyclobomber
      @Cyclobomber 4 года назад +12

      AxCx always admitted they made their stuff for trolling and lulz purposes and very often they drop hints everything is for shitposting. Then again their titles always get a laugh out of me (example: "Living Color Is My Favourite Black Metal Band" or "If You Don't Like the Village People, You're Fucking Gay").

  • @TheSpyFromTF2
    @TheSpyFromTF2 5 лет назад +496

    When are we gonna get a slam video?

    • @stretchnutzog
      @stretchnutzog 5 лет назад +11

      I agree with this

    • @schwingmeister2171
      @schwingmeister2171 5 лет назад +10

      Pls, i Love slam

    • @datboigiro3849
      @datboigiro3849 5 лет назад +14

      slam police won’t allow such crimes to be 👮🏻‍♂️committed

    • @Nuck-Fo0bZz
      @Nuck-Fo0bZz 5 лет назад +5

      Yes.. A SLAM video!

    • @Akantore
      @Akantore 5 лет назад +8

      We want something that jhofffilms failed to do...How to make Pornogrind. Pagefire can do it!

  • @carloshoyos3918
    @carloshoyos3918 5 лет назад +210

    Dude you’re amazing! You should do a Crust Punk tutorial next! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

  • @Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God
    @Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God 5 лет назад +57

    Died by sperm death gets me everytime 😢 such a beautiful ballad

  • @significantdosh4854
    @significantdosh4854 5 лет назад +27

    The Giant Steps midi in the mix is actually the scariest thing I've ever heard

  • @squishykotetsu
    @squishykotetsu 5 лет назад +43

    With the inclusion of "the *_l i c c_* ", this is already more musical than every [...]core song I've ever heared

    • @dylanroemmele906
      @dylanroemmele906 2 года назад +6

      tfw you've never listend to any core song

    • @badslorp
      @badslorp Год назад

      yeah everyone knows music theory is absent from mathcore

    • @squishykotetsu
      @squishykotetsu Год назад

      @@badslorp thank you, finally someone gets it

  • @--.._
    @--.._ 2 года назад +11

    I unironically love "Crushed By Elephants At The Petting Zoo", and not the title only, it really is a banger !

  • @martinpettersenlangebraate5153
    @martinpettersenlangebraate5153 5 лет назад +213

    Good job making my vocals less understandable..

    • @Aelle_Vox
      @Aelle_Vox 5 лет назад +16

      Hey Jason, stop cupping the mike, dumbass! xD

    • @Pagefire
      @Pagefire 5 лет назад +56

      Cupping the mic is a prime skill in Noisecore. Very few are able to master it.

    • @Aelle_Vox
      @Aelle_Vox 5 лет назад +19

      #glennfrickersworstnightmare ^_^

  • @bagofrazors2934
    @bagofrazors2934 Год назад +13

    Hello, after watching this video I went out of my way to make some noisecore tracks for fun. It has sort of evolved into something more serious for me though. Like I started using this genre as a weird way of venting out my frustrations. It works really well and is the most fun I have. Like genuinely I love doing this. Thank you for this new outlet.
    Edit: I’m creating my own “music” genre now. Not saying what it is. But once I finish an album under my new idea I will link it.

  • @koffieverslaafde627
    @koffieverslaafde627 5 лет назад +236

    Stoner metal please

  • @FrankReynolds182
    @FrankReynolds182 5 лет назад +37

    I love how melody was trying to exist in track 4, but the noise was just like "nah, fam. not today.".

  • @aperry8810
    @aperry8810 5 лет назад +162

    "Total Nonesense"
    Shows Paul Joseph Watson
    *Nice*

    • @anarchistangel2314
      @anarchistangel2314 4 года назад +8

      I think you mean *noice*
      But yes.

    • @DrDarkly
      @DrDarkly 4 года назад +19

      @@livedandletdie Definitely didn't come here to talk about politics, that's why you replied to a comment about it from 2 months ago lmao

    • @jwigley3835
      @jwigley3835 4 года назад +6

      I'm down to talk politics. PJW is better than a shitbrained progressive cultural marxist.

    • @homeirotheveryfatmanwhoisa8270
      @homeirotheveryfatmanwhoisa8270 4 года назад +21

      J Wigley Cultural marxism is a term invented by the Nazis :)

    • @jwigley3835
      @jwigley3835 4 года назад +5

      @@homeirotheveryfatmanwhoisa8270 Fake news and you are a liar ;)

  • @Veintore
    @Veintore 5 лет назад +65

    why is the final products always actually good
    (the nOicE made it better)

  • @GabrielGAS1201
    @GabrielGAS1201 5 лет назад +25

    Deep Fried Blast Beats is a great noisecore bandname tho

  • @broondjongen
    @broondjongen 4 года назад +40

    This is how non-metal listeners hear metal

  • @pedrodod
    @pedrodod 5 лет назад +13

    Hello, your videos are amazing, finally someone remembered noisecore. Here in brazil (in the northeast to be more specific) there are several noisecore bands: Eternal noise holocaust, fimose do cão, cover do restart, radiation noise (this project is the most active until today), morte lenta, bonde do loló, não tem cão que aguente e etc ...

  • @tompeppard5146
    @tompeppard5146 5 лет назад +75

    This is amazing
    Imma sit and wait for the pornogrind how to

  • @yiiihaaa___9139
    @yiiihaaa___9139 5 лет назад +18

    7:32~10:00
    Auto generated subtitles:
    10:01
    Auto generated subtitles: [Music]

  • @imalright2837
    @imalright2837 5 лет назад +18

    Dr: What is the time of death?
    Nurse: Today doctor

  • @CuriousCHO
    @CuriousCHO 5 лет назад +50

    I guess I could listen to Crushed by Elephants At The Petting Zoo again. LOL

  • @rohitchaoji
    @rohitchaoji 5 лет назад +37

    You're automatically disqualified for putting in so much effort.

  • @nika-bx2gl
    @nika-bx2gl 5 лет назад +94

    *click * noise

  • @kurtcobain279489
    @kurtcobain279489 4 года назад +8

    This is one of my favourite YT series. I can't wait for future episodes of death metal, thrash metal, crossover, hardcore, so many others. You guys have inspired me with your wonderful shit posting. :D

  • @n1w4
    @n1w4 5 лет назад +4

    Loving this series dude! Can't wait to see more.

  • @intrudernoise
    @intrudernoise 5 лет назад +15

    Thanks to you I'm actually making a noisecore album. I fucking hate everything about it. Thank you Pagefire

    • @Pagefire
      @Pagefire 5 лет назад +10

      Suffer with us.

    • @mercennium
      @mercennium Месяц назад

      Did you ever finish it

  • @time-lapsetom2216
    @time-lapsetom2216 5 лет назад +2

    I got so excited when I saw pop up on my feed. You guys are hilarious, keep up the good work!

  • @HailSatanLLC
    @HailSatanLLC 5 лет назад +96

    And they say Metal is just noise..
    In this case, they are accurate.

  • @jairogonzalez1692
    @jairogonzalez1692 4 года назад +9

    Anal Granade tiene tanto talento que en cada disco cambia de genero, mi nueva banda favorita

  • @s-ambrelhermitte
    @s-ambrelhermitte 5 лет назад +16

    What a great album!! I would buy it for sure

  • @noaroos6115
    @noaroos6115 4 года назад +2

    I unironically love the sound of your drums, good job lol

  • @LalebKuke
    @LalebKuke 5 лет назад +8

    Finally an ASMR video I can go to sleep to

  • @The_Prenna
    @The_Prenna 5 лет назад +3

    I've been considering getting back into making harsh noise/power electronics for a while now. This video is inspiring. Thanks.

  • @bengt-goranpersson5125
    @bengt-goranpersson5125 5 лет назад +6

    AN🅐L GRANADE
    Bli venn nå! - Track list
    7:33 - Track 1 - AllThatNoiseNoiseNoise
    7:57 - Track 2 - Ear Stabbed Murder
    8:10 - Track 3 - Died By Sperm Death
    8:32 - Track 4 - Jazzed My Adam Pants
    8:56 - Track 5 - Dead Horse In A Jar
    9:12 - Track 6 - Crushed By Elephants At The Petting Zoo
    9:31 - Track 7 - Time Of Death: TODAY
    10:05 - Track 8 - nOISEnOICEnOIZE
    Really looking forward to the next album 'Death Of A Thousand Fetuses'.
    I've heard from a reliable source some really good things about the song 'Hitting Grandma Part Two' ... which I guess is a followup to a live-only song since I can't find part one anywhere.

  • @jessintergr8-15
    @jessintergr8-15 5 лет назад

    I love this series so much, I hope they keep it going :))

  • @SkarredKage
    @SkarredKage 4 года назад

    Really enjoying what your tutorials are doing and sounding like. You put comedy in with actually helpful tips. Keep up the great work you’re very talented too btw. Best

  • @HollowSun
    @HollowSun 2 года назад +3

    Wasn't expecting this to make me actually want to check out noisecore

  • @silentqueue2344
    @silentqueue2344 5 лет назад +23

    Snapping my fingers to Dead Horse In A Jar

  • @kal5136
    @kal5136 5 лет назад +1

    I love these kind of videos so much!!!!

  • @leonci5639
    @leonci5639 5 лет назад

    I love this series keep it up guys!

  • @beansidhe1344
    @beansidhe1344 5 лет назад +6

    I know nothing about music, but I know I love this series. 🤟🏻🖤

  • @GoeHybrid
    @GoeHybrid 5 лет назад +4

    Well, you just made my day a lot better!!! Thank you from Russia with love :)

  • @antonkovalenko364
    @antonkovalenko364 5 лет назад

    I'm glad I stumbled across you guys' channel. Absolutely humorous, and painfully true as well! 😆😆😆😆

  • @lingerescape5109
    @lingerescape5109 5 лет назад

    i really enjoy this kind of videos that you make, keep making cool videos like this

  • @PjMasksGohan-jt9ke
    @PjMasksGohan-jt9ke 5 лет назад +54

    YOU HAVE TO MAKE GORENOISE TOO!!! :-D

    • @mortenboerman4983
      @mortenboerman4983 5 лет назад

      Yesss

    • @brianwilliam5034
      @brianwilliam5034 5 лет назад +3

      Gorenoise ?? I love goregrind but never heard of gorenoise

    • @nikivalfi2003
      @nikivalfi2003 5 лет назад

      GoreNoise...
      It will be good!
      GoreNoise = GoreGrind + Harsh Noise.

    • @yarik-1732
      @yarik-1732 4 года назад

      @@nikivalfi2003 gorenoise = goregrind+noisecore

    • @nikivalfi2003
      @nikivalfi2003 4 года назад

      @@yarik-1732
      I don't agree.
      You aren't right.

  • @Hacker_lyx
    @Hacker_lyx 5 лет назад +40

    Funny, I started my band "Womb Eater" a few weeks ago just before I was recommended this video. It's not exactly Noisecore, but it's 100% blast beats and terrible mixing. Guess there's no such thing as an original idea.

  • @renatolima272
    @renatolima272 5 лет назад +2

    My face when i saw your mug

  • @eughcus
    @eughcus 5 лет назад

    damn this is so legit
    the leak blended so well, that's a masterpiece, sir, my hat's off to you

  • @SCUMCHRIST888
    @SCUMCHRIST888 5 лет назад +6

    Time of death: today
    You're right I just died

  • @MyChemicalBromancee
    @MyChemicalBromancee 5 лет назад +15

    How to make cybergrind?

  • @richardschumacher6014
    @richardschumacher6014 3 года назад

    I just love your channel. This self made upright goofness brings me back to the golden times of youtube somewhere in the 2000s.

  • @cl7510
    @cl7510 5 лет назад

    Really enjoy your videos. They’re funny as hell, just subbed.

  • @qweglit8293
    @qweglit8293 Год назад +4

    this is what metal sounds like to non metal listeners

  • @lostplacestour7891
    @lostplacestour7891 5 лет назад +84

    Do gorenoise or cybergrind next :D

    • @boxtube6533
      @boxtube6533 5 лет назад +6

      Do those actually exist?

    • @sleepless2621
      @sleepless2621 5 лет назад +4

      @@boxtube6533 yeah. i fucking love cybergrind

    • @kayeplaguedoc9054
      @kayeplaguedoc9054 5 лет назад +1

      Lost Places Tour cybergrind? Is that like grindcore but with keyboards and synths instead lol

    • @TheRealMutttastic
      @TheRealMutttastic 5 лет назад +2

      @@kayeplaguedoc9054 In addition to, not instead of. But basically, yes

    • @MyChemicalBromancee
      @MyChemicalBromancee 5 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/QbUPeiIt87Y/видео.html

  • @Dweller909
    @Dweller909 4 месяца назад

    Haven't enjoyed RUclips content in a while but bro your fun asf glad to have found new funny shit

  • @Yashoo1991
    @Yashoo1991 4 года назад

    I love your humor man. Subscribed :)

  • @StregaSaturn
    @StregaSaturn 5 лет назад +2

    Yo those 8 tracks you recorded low key SLAP BOI

  • @trve_ingvar
    @trve_ingvar 5 лет назад +3

    I love your usage of Michael Rosen memes

  • @Doin
    @Doin 5 лет назад

    Really enjoying this series. Very entertaining.

  • @EdgePitSwing
    @EdgePitSwing 5 лет назад +2

    The dishwasher effect was creative. Good stuff!

  • @parachutes6288
    @parachutes6288 3 года назад +7

    Great Video! I just have one correction Noise Rock and Noise Core are 2 different things. Japan is famous for its noise rock scene, not its noisecore scene. Check out Boredoms for an example.

    • @czar2977
      @czar2977 3 года назад +1

      boris is noise rock too right?

    • @Andrei4224
      @Andrei4224 Год назад

      @@czar2977 Boris is everything from pop to noise

  • @Badstyles
    @Badstyles 5 лет назад +5

    “Noice”
    Sir you deserve more subs. YOU GOT ONE FROM ME

    • @cl7510
      @cl7510 5 лет назад

      waytootentacool I just subbed as well. These videos are entertaining as hell.

  • @malavparmar7694
    @malavparmar7694 5 лет назад

    New favourite channel!! Instant subscribe

  • @gabi-chan7806
    @gabi-chan7806 4 года назад

    I love these series

  • @Sarvusify
    @Sarvusify 5 лет назад +5

    Is this clarinet sample or something like that a common thing in noisecore
    If yes I'm sold

  • @drummerboyz55
    @drummerboyz55 4 года назад +4

    Brb starting a band now that will only consist of me

  • @VexLament
    @VexLament 5 лет назад

    I love it. I dig noise in general and this is just delightful.

  • @CxCx4FxDx7DxDx1MxBx7
    @CxCx4FxDx7DxDx1MxBx7 Год назад +1

    Your videos help me identify what bands I am actually listening to and questioning what their actual genres are. Thank you. 🧘‍♂️

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 5 лет назад +5

    10:01 The *L i c c*

  • @TheSchoolyD
    @TheSchoolyD 5 лет назад +7

    Though noisecore was just old black metal demos. Huh, the more you know.

  • @InvertedScrotum
    @InvertedScrotum 4 года назад

    Your guides to the musics remind something of my own guides to music.
    I have decided I influenced you and you can't prove otherwise.
    Good job ;)
    X

  • @percyt3859
    @percyt3859 5 лет назад

    Been subbed since 100 subs. I love this content, keep it up!

  • @VSPhotfries
    @VSPhotfries 5 лет назад +15

    I spend a year working on an album, obsessing over every detail. My friend bought one copy, mostly because I bought his book the year before.
    Some randos scream and fart into a phone and get bookings.
    Yeah, s'fine.

  • @apriyankrisna1067
    @apriyankrisna1067 5 лет назад +4

    "if you think you're worthless, check out organ prices at the black market."
    me: well, i did 😁

  • @johnstoner666
    @johnstoner666 5 лет назад

    This series cracks me up!

  • @tadeuszugowski5319
    @tadeuszugowski5319 5 лет назад

    This series is pure gold

  • @anthillgrounds
    @anthillgrounds 5 лет назад +3

    I am really interested in what will we get if we mix nu-metal and extremely distorted guitars...

  • @georgijpavlidis8978
    @georgijpavlidis8978 5 лет назад +8

    How isn't You Suffer a meme yet?

  • @innercores1266
    @innercores1266 4 года назад

    You created some very interesting cool tracks. I learned a great deal also. THANX !

  • @lunamystical9882
    @lunamystical9882 5 лет назад +7

    Noice

  • @johnkirby8939
    @johnkirby8939 5 лет назад +17

    Has Anal Grenade set up their U.S. tour yet? Make sure to come to Chattanooga, we can probably get you booked at Ziggy's.

  • @lyledurand
    @lyledurand 5 лет назад

    these videos are great and actually has some good tips

  • @dolphbro4539
    @dolphbro4539 5 лет назад

    Love your channel :)

  • @HailSatanLLC
    @HailSatanLLC 5 лет назад +4

    Noisecore ASMR

  • @cheezz0
    @cheezz0 Год назад +3

    is it bad that i genuinely enjoy the music

    • @Oztheguyy
      @Oztheguyy 2 месяца назад +1

      Nah it's fine, I mean I enjoy gorenoise

  • @Verum_X
    @Verum_X 5 лет назад +1

    Quality shit! I love this series

  • @victorgabriela.j.9710
    @victorgabriela.j.9710 5 лет назад

    Dude, I rlly love your videos xd

  • @marcooberbacher6739
    @marcooberbacher6739 5 лет назад +3

    my ears are bleeding... i love it! ...and still better than the new Rammstein Album...