Great video! But there's just one error you made. At 9:22 you said "I sing about this for a living" when we all know no one playing goregrind is making a living off it
My early 20's wouldn't have been what they were without goregrind. I'm sure there are dozens if not hundreds of people in my old college dorms who wish they had never asked me what kind of music I listened to.
That's why started this series actually, some of my YT idols stopped making content I was interested in. So I started making the content I wanted to see on RUclips.
Stfu he’s a great youtuber at least he has more humor than these other fake people you know it’s true he makes the best metal videos/guitar solos you’ll ever hear!! You need to rethink your life
Me asking an internet junky friend that's into metal: "Do you like GoreGrind?" Friend: "Never heard of it. What's it like?" Me after a few minutes of thinking: "It's the Deep Web 🟥Red Room🟥 of metal!"
@Lord Hentai One is intentionally trying to gross you out the other is trying to parody extreme metal to the point of pissing off reggie metalheads who don't understand the irony of the over the top style. I wouldn't exactly say they are the same. Listen Urtikaria anal, gut, methadone abortion clinic, sperm swamp and 2 minuta dreka and tell me theres no noticeable difference. Besides saying they are pretty much the same is kind of redundant when you consider they are all just variants of grindcore, like saying tech death and standard death metal sound the same, like no shit they do to a degree but there are differences.
@@cryptomiller5747 from what i've heard there is still not much of a difference of the pitch shifted vocals between goregrind and pornogrind, i've heard a couple goregrind bands that use higher treble pitch shifts like pornogrind, and goregrind is also known for having a more slow-paced, groovy sort of punk style than regular grind; although goregrind does have a slightly more death metal influenced sound (although not really, as the riffing is more punk than death metal; deathgrind is a lot more death metal influenced of course). i will admit i have not heard much pornogrind at all but from what i've heard i feel like gore and porno are pretty much the same musically; although yes the lyrical themes and intention behind them are fairly different
I made that music, its louder and distorted than any genre, its also more low fi, some use pc drums, lyrics about extreme sex mixed with gore and other gruesome acts as long you give it a porn tint.
Actually, for vocals, I say don’t add distortion in it. Just having clean vocals with pitch shift and fast flanger makes it sound like a really authentic, realistic beast growl.
Imma make a goregrind song that's actually very wholesome but since you can't understand the lyrics you'll think is about dead and everything. I just want to see the world burn.
How about this. Cocphloppypropustiahumisjiztomy. Here is your band name. And I've seen goregrind album covers. Careful dudes, some are real medical gore and stuff. Just noooo.
I never knew goregrind had ties to right wing politics since i found goregrind through grindcore, and am a communist. i love a lot of goregrind, but because you cant find their lyrics anywhere, i never wouldve assumed theyre bad people. how can i look out for this sort of stuff?
I really appreciate the Fact you dont be so deadly serious about BM like the most other Metalheads ^^ ! But i guess you have to add Warningsigns to your Vid´s because i nearly died from laughing about these weird Goregrind-Lyrics XD
I love how you took the time to study and acknowledge everything it takes to make goregrind the perfected ways they are supposed to be and add humor to it. Brilliant psychology. Goregrind is meditating. 👍🧘♂️
The song was better than anything Arch Enemy has ever made However you lied when you said I do this for a living. Goregrind players don't know what money is
@@notallowed6546 Oh no :) not the goregrind scene :) the scene with lyrics completely based in gore and being so ridiculous :) don't disrespect the scene:)
@@notallowed6546 Holy shit I hope you're not defending one of the most blatantly cheesy and self-deprecating "scenes" in metal. Like, get self aware, bro...
Amazing! And funny as hell :D Also, that is some production value that like 100k+ subscriber channels have or even better! Which is what I wish for you! :) Great stuff!
Some guy in high school told me about death metal and goregrind. I basically jumped in headfirst and listened to Last Days of Humanity, Cock and Ball Torture, and the one i remember the most, Raped by Elephants by Torsofuck. Just for reference the hardest thing i had listened to at the time was, like, avenged sevenfold and pierce the viel. This shit changed my life.
5:22, in case anyone wanted to see the blurred-out lyrics: Ghost busting makes my Live choices hard and bloody I'm gonna use a saw to cut some brains and eat their other brain Ectoplasm burns my hand, oh my darn Now I will take your hand and hold it on my local beach (Grammatical errors are not mine.)
Step one: take norwegian black metal Step two: lower the production values to just above noise levels Step three: add spooky and/or depressing synth Step four: make a song repetitive and long, no less than 10 minutes, with 3 riffs at maximum Step five: add painful shrieks at random places Step six: sing about suicide Step seven: place a camera on a timer and kill yourself in the shot, preferably slitting wrists in the bathroom. If you survive, you're officially licensed to make DSBM and got yourself an authentic album cover! Well done you. Optional steps: no blastbeats, only mid-slow tempo, acoustic passages, inserts of people talking about suicide in the middle of the song. Shoegaze automatically takes your DSBM cred away. Now to make it a humorous video. Should be fun.
How to make goregrind: Step 1: throw a wrench into a washingmachine Step 2: throw the washing machine off a cliff Step 3: BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lol the all the different supposedly scary music groups. I think pure evil lyrics about McDonald's ice cream always being broke down. Would fit any of these.ROOOOOAAR 🍦🍦
Although I love your humorous and (almost) entirely accurate critiques about the quality of (most) Goregrind, I must say that I won't be so easily turned away from it 😜 The genre intrigues me nonetheless, so I'd like to try and see if I can find some high quality gems among it all. If I dont, maybe I can find some other people who want to help me create that, while staying as true to the genre as possible. Who knows, it might even convince some folks that no single genre is ever necessarily limited in its quality, but that this is dependent on the people who produce it. With that in mind and all jokes aside, I frankly find it a little imprudent to make strong, generalizing statements about Goregrind that leave no room for exceptions within it. Because I think such statements possibly have the (unintended) result that *some* newcomers to the genre may be put off from it. This is a loss, considering that a few of them might have been rare, intelligent exceptions, who might otherwise have been interested in it or may even have felt inspired to contribute themselves - e.g. by making songs/albums with higher quality lyrics, audio, etc. Though hilarious, I'd say that if anything, this type of stereotyping can work counter-productive to the development of the genre's quality, which in turn only serves to further deteriorate people's impression of it. Regardless, I had some good laughs watching this video and appreciate your effort in sharing this comical review. Stay brutal 🤘
You messed up on the whole Pringles can snare thing, it’s done by either just getting a piccolo snare or by cranking up or tightening up the lugs of the head or skin of the snare drum.
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This video was amazing
Make video about learn how to Goregrind as well, Nik.
You're amazing Nik!
You know goregrind?
Nik?
Hi nik
pro‘s and con‘s of this video
pro: i know how to make goregrind songs
con: i‘ve googeld goregrind covers.......
Doesnt get much more *creative* than that lol
i think theyre both cons
Just go to best Gore save images go to Photoshop and have fun and you got yourself an album cover beginning
It wasn’t that bad?
@Gospel969 Underrated comment
"When I'm out of pepper, I use Grandpa's ashes." Thanks for the tip, Blastbeat Gourmet!
Great video! But there's just one error you made. At 9:22 you said "I sing about this for a living" when we all know no one playing goregrind is making a living off it
Another one was when he said arch enemy was good music.
Too busy claiming benefits to actually work lol
wrong
@@5amplewhor3 based
Another mistake was saying that the lyrics are often racist. Racist goregrind? 😂
My early 20's wouldn't have been what they were without goregrind. I'm sure there are dozens if not hundreds of people in my old college dorms who wish they had never asked me what kind of music I listened to.
So relatable
"The band members of Carcass went on to make good music" *shows Arch Enemy* Funniest joke in the video.
ARch Enemy is just horrible. But hey, got to make some money.
Arch Enemy is great :)
I like arch enemy since adding alyssa
@@dmoneyonair i liked them until they added alyssa
They're not terrible, but I doubt they would have any success if they didn't have a female singer
While Stevie T no longer makes good parody how-to's and is becoming more and more boring reaction channel, you appear and save the day.
That's why started this series actually, some of my YT idols stopped making content I was interested in. So I started making the content I wanted to see on RUclips.
The HeadBanger He is indeed the lamest of the lame. His “comedy” schtick is worn out and cheesy
Very disappinting of stevie t. Also what kind if madman turns down touring with dragonforce?
@@dmoneyonair he gotten anxiety.
Stfu he’s a great youtuber at least he has more humor than these other fake people you know it’s true he makes the best metal videos/guitar solos you’ll ever hear!! You need to rethink your life
Goregeous.
This is the kind of quality content I thought was dead on the RUclipss. Oh please, oh please do a "How to Make Prog Metal" video.
we have enough that kind of wank stuff that floats the whole metal scene and make it worse.
Nooooooooo, that takes effort !
De Bondt Andreas every episode starts with “do you lack musical talent?”
Why not prog pornogrind?
"I can name every germ in my left arm
*They all have the name Susan* "
I thought he was gonna say something racist since he talked about the lyrics being like that
The final goregrind song was the same as a normal full length goregrind album. You guys are pioneers!
No it wasnt goregrind. The song was still grindcore.
Progressive symphonic goregrind.
Goregrind is a lot more groove laden, and the albums are a lot longer
Me asking an internet junky friend that's into metal: "Do you like GoreGrind?"
Friend: "Never heard of it. What's it like?"
Me after a few minutes of thinking: "It's the Deep Web 🟥Red Room🟥 of metal!"
The funny part is that this could actually be passed off as an actual Goregrind track on an actual Goregrind album. Great video
Nah, too long, too slow, growls still arent low enough, this is some sort of metal.
@@J0SHUAKANEprobably melodic deathgrind or some shit like that
For some reason it sounded like early Cannibal Corpse
Especially those vocals
Pornogrind Next!
@Lord Hentai no the pitch shifts are higher in treble to intentionally sound dumb also slower simpler and more punk rock inspired sound.
@Lord Hentai One is intentionally trying to gross you out the other is trying to parody extreme metal to the point of pissing off reggie metalheads who don't understand the irony of the over the top style. I wouldn't exactly say they are the same. Listen Urtikaria anal, gut, methadone abortion clinic, sperm swamp and 2 minuta dreka and tell me theres no noticeable difference. Besides saying they are pretty much the same is kind of redundant when you consider they are all just variants of grindcore, like saying tech death and standard death metal sound the same, like no shit they do to a degree but there are differences.
@@cryptomiller5747 from what i've heard there is still not much of a difference of the pitch shifted vocals between goregrind and pornogrind, i've heard a couple goregrind bands that use higher treble pitch shifts like pornogrind, and goregrind is also known for having a more slow-paced, groovy sort of punk style than regular grind; although goregrind does have a slightly more death metal influenced sound (although not really, as the riffing is more punk than death metal; deathgrind is a lot more death metal influenced of course). i will admit i have not heard much pornogrind at all but from what i've heard i feel like gore and porno are pretty much the same musically; although yes the lyrical themes and intention behind them are fairly different
Pornogrind pls
I made that music, its louder and distorted than any genre, its also more low fi, some use pc drums, lyrics about extreme sex mixed with gore and other gruesome acts as long you give it a porn tint.
"Hack and scream but me be gentle" that's fucking poetry, man
Hey you should do a How To Be Christian Metal video.
On second thought, maybe not.
Just change Satan to Jesus in the lyrics. Bam problem solved...
Demon hunter is just Christian industrial + ramstein + slipknot
Thats breaking benjamin
Actually, for vocals, I say don’t add distortion in it. Just having clean vocals with pitch shift and fast flanger makes it sound like a really authentic, realistic beast growl.
compress it until you cant hear it
Imma make a goregrind song that's actually very wholesome but since you can't understand the lyrics you'll think is about dead and everything.
I just want to see the world burn.
Lmao
I STILL read ''Arianal Grande'' on that sign dammit, still a good Goregrind band name tho, just make it unreadable
Dude, your songs always kick ass, while still being kind of a parody. I love it!
There's a line about doing something for a living - 0/10 goregrind, too political, what is this, grindcore?
Lmao at 2:10 and 5:22 when the censoring goes away for a split second
also on 2:44
I wanna go back 10 minutes ago before I googled "Goregrind album cover"
Now I need a psycologist
Until then, have fun with the madness!
Welcome to our club
I work with that every single day.....help
damn. i think you're the first Metal RUclipsr i've found who isn't an Edgy Centrist™.
you. I Like You.
How about this.
Cocphloppypropustiahumisjiztomy.
Here is your band name.
And I've seen goregrind album covers.
Careful dudes, some are real medical gore and stuff. Just noooo.
Ah yes, the traumas
Just discovered the grindcore video and loved it, subbed for sure!
I had the same today
That Gutalax show made me proud of my country.
This channel is so underrated
These lyrics literally made me cry of laughter and happiness
Oh god you're right, Goregrind is just Grindcore for ancaps and centrists.
I never knew goregrind had ties to right wing politics since i found goregrind through grindcore, and am a communist. i love a lot of goregrind, but because you cant find their lyrics anywhere, i never wouldve assumed theyre bad people. how can i look out for this sort of stuff?
I love those walrus vocals, hot damn
metal band logos are just graffitty for misanthropic nerds!
that's what she said
I love that pause at the 05:37 just to make sure the point is taken
I really appreciate the Fact you dont be so deadly serious about BM
like the most other Metalheads ^^ !
But i guess you have to add Warningsigns to your Vid´s because i
nearly died from laughing about these weird Goregrind-Lyrics XD
ANAL GRENADE is a great band name ! Wish I'd thought of it first. I'll have to use bum-dynamite instead.....
as Rigor Mortis)
how about "Torpenis" or "Razordildo" or so
My band's name is HITLERCÖCK
Bum Dynamite is Hilarious!!!
Tnt colonoscopy
"how to make pig noise" for the next time, pls
Im a goregrind fan and i can tell you hahaha we don't take this stuff seriously its as a joke basically its like party music but for metalheads
Its the cumbia of metal
you deserve much more exposure, you are awesome
why does every single song you make in different genres absolutely slap?
I love how you took the time to study and acknowledge everything it takes to make goregrind the perfected ways they are supposed to be and add humor to it. Brilliant psychology. Goregrind is meditating. 👍🧘♂️
you shouldn't be allowed to be near people
The song was better than anything Arch Enemy has ever made
However you lied when you said I do this for a living. Goregrind players don't know what money is
he is just a metal fucktard :)
@@resurfacedmediabutnotreally so? he is rude too :) disrespects the goregrind scene :)
Not Allowed satire exists
@@notallowed6546 Oh no :) not the goregrind scene :) the scene with lyrics completely based in gore and being so ridiculous :) don't disrespect the scene:)
@@notallowed6546 Holy shit I hope you're not defending one of the most blatantly cheesy and self-deprecating "scenes" in metal. Like, get self aware, bro...
* taps upside-down pot on kitchen floor *
*"........................we're poor."*
This is amazing. That song sounds like at least ten of my favourite gore grind songs, all by different bands.
Sir, how RUclips hasn't show me this before???
I love It!
Why does this inspire me to make music about Syphilis, that's a whole new level of nerving about diseases
so, are you playing Obscene Extreme festival this year?
Amazing! And funny as hell :D Also, that is some production value that like 100k+ subscriber channels have or even better! Which is what I wish for you! :) Great stuff!
Some guy in high school told me about death metal and goregrind. I basically jumped in headfirst and listened to Last Days of Humanity, Cock and Ball Torture, and the one i remember the most, Raped by Elephants by Torsofuck.
Just for reference the hardest thing i had listened to at the time was, like, avenged sevenfold and pierce the viel. This shit changed my life.
But did you like it
@@MasterOfTheUniverse2 of course. I’ve only fallen deeper down that rabbit hole since then.
despite the video topic i'm still surprised to see someone talking about torsofuck here
5:22, in case anyone wanted to see the blurred-out lyrics:
Ghost busting makes my
Live choices hard and bloody
I'm gonna use a saw to cut
some brains and eat their other brain
Ectoplasm burns my hand, oh my darn
Now I will take your hand and hold it
on my local beach
(Grammatical errors are not mine.)
Merry Easter
Love the increase in subs for this channel. Keep it up, people!
3:44 Jeff Berlin is one of the most furious goregrind bassists 🤣
I quickly fell down the Gore Grind Hole.. It all started with Party Cannon and deescalated from there
The Best mixing tutorial on YT
How to make depressive suicidal Black metal 😁🤘☠️
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YES PLEASE
Step one: take norwegian black metal
Step two: lower the production values to just above noise levels
Step three: add spooky and/or depressing synth
Step four: make a song repetitive and long, no less than 10 minutes, with 3 riffs at maximum
Step five: add painful shrieks at random places
Step six: sing about suicide
Step seven: place a camera on a timer and kill yourself in the shot, preferably slitting wrists in the bathroom.
If you survive, you're officially licensed to make DSBM and got yourself an authentic album cover! Well done you.
Optional steps: no blastbeats, only mid-slow tempo, acoustic passages, inserts of people talking about suicide in the middle of the song. Shoegaze automatically takes your DSBM cred away.
Now to make it a humorous video. Should be fun.
@@TheSchoolyD my fav genre u described it perfectly :3
This channel just casually doubled in subs in half a day
He had less than 100 subs like a week ago really blew my mind how fast his channel grew.
ONLY 7K SUBSCRIBERS??? WHEN I WAS SUBSRCIRIBING YOU I WAS LIKE WTF 7K??? THIS GUY DESERVES 1M
Yeah. Pretty much nailed it.
This is the stuff I subscribed for.
I’ll never eat spaghetti again.
How to make goregrind:
Step 1: throw a wrench into a washingmachine
Step 2: throw the washing machine off a cliff
Step 3: BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Awesome again!
I really enjoy this series. Could you do one on stoner metal? RE: Melvins, Sleep, Electric Wizard etc.
Arch enemy, good music!?! Lmao I'm fucking dead 😂😂 🔫
This vid is gonna go viral.
You deserve more recognition. Keep up the good videos man 🤘🏻
More of these PLEASE
I enjoy your "how to" series- MOAR!
Your videos help encourage me to get back into making Goregrind again on a Windows XP computer
None of the original members joined ARCH ENEMY. Michael Amott is not an original member, he was only on their 3rd and 4th albums.
hello opeth album cover friend.
@@icaro9382 Ayyy lmao
Awesome vid, my dudes
(JP truly IS sick in the head)
No he isn't
I love this guy, this is great. I'm sure people are looking at me wondering what I'm trying not to laugh out loud about.
All jokes aside that is awesome track, the vocals should be louder though.
Dude, you're hilarious and underrated 😂👌🏽 subbed
Lost it at Susan...
Lol the all the different supposedly scary music groups. I think pure evil lyrics about McDonald's ice cream always being broke down. Would fit any of these.ROOOOOAAR 🍦🍦
Your fucking awesome! Instant new fan!!
1:03 ABBA definitely pioneered Goregrind, I even enjoy their Deathgrind stuff
"Old Carcass members left to make 'good music'
*Shows Ach Enemy's picture*
L M F A O.
LOL, you are amazing!
that song you made go hard too 😼.
5:30
Love that moment hah
please make more of these...immediately
Dam you should make a album
That was fucking amazing
Although I love your humorous and (almost) entirely accurate critiques about the quality of (most) Goregrind, I must say that I won't be so easily turned away from it 😜 The genre intrigues me nonetheless, so I'd like to try and see if I can find some high quality gems among it all. If I dont, maybe I can find some other people who want to help me create that, while staying as true to the genre as possible. Who knows, it might even convince some folks that no single genre is ever necessarily limited in its quality, but that this is dependent on the people who produce it.
With that in mind and all jokes aside, I frankly find it a little imprudent to make strong, generalizing statements about Goregrind that leave no room for exceptions within it. Because I think such statements possibly have the (unintended) result that *some* newcomers to the genre may be put off from it. This is a loss, considering that a few of them might have been rare, intelligent exceptions, who might otherwise have been interested in it or may even have felt inspired to contribute themselves - e.g. by making songs/albums with higher quality lyrics, audio, etc. Though hilarious, I'd say that if anything, this type of stereotyping can work counter-productive to the development of the genre's quality, which in turn only serves to further deteriorate people's impression of it.
Regardless, I had some good laughs watching this video and appreciate your effort in sharing this comical review. Stay brutal 🤘
Well Carcass' Symphony of Sickness is quite the gem. I can lead you to some other but I have to remember them lol
How to make slamming brutal death metal?
Visceral Abomination here you go
Tabs:
0-1-0-3-2-1-0-1-2-3 repeat for 3 minutes
Yesss
"keep doing untill u forget what the band name was"damn i laughed so hard😂😂😂3:30
Genuinely funny and you actually know what you're talking about, Sub!
Carcass's third album Necrotictism I think is super heavy and my favorite album with my favorite riffs
...To Make Gore Grind don't forget to add the main ingredient is
Pork Rinds
Making it pixelated is an interesting way of making logos, or artwork incomprehensible. Very nice!
can you make a video about cybergrind ?
death metal + 400bpm edm kickdrum + fruity fast dist = profit...
LMAO WHEN I SAW THAT HARSH MONHAN TEXTBOOK OF PATHOLOGY lmaoooooooo. Almost all Indian medical students use that book XDDDD
"The only thing stopping you is your imagination."
That got a hearty chuckle.
You messed up on the whole Pringles can snare thing, it’s done by either just getting a piccolo snare or by cranking up or tightening up the lugs of the head or skin of the snare drum.
That implies Goregrind bands can afford anything, so It's cheaper to get a pringles can.
Слишком хорошо звучит. Звук должен быть таким, чтобы казалось, что это записано на 2 стаканчика соединённых ниткой
That was...actually pretty good.
these how to videos are priceless keep it up guys😂😂😂😂😂
The track is actually good
I was hoping you'd do Goregrind, lol.
1)Thanks god I don't like spaghetti
2)"hehehe...butt"
3)we all know you shouldn't eat grandpa ashes, they are for another use
Great content btw