@@whatcolorisdeath1266 I have to disagree, Sir. Well, maybe you're a bit right. But it's great music for "procrastinating till night and than studying sleep deprived for a test assigned for tomorrow".
Our most used phrase is not "show me the hammers" but something along the lines of "YOU GUYS AIN'T SLAM" or "THIS ISN'T SLAM" or something similar. Everything else is pretty accurate tho.
Never heard of this channel before. Added this song to my Spotify Slam Playlist when it was suggested to me. Now I find this video a week later. I guess he was pretty right about everything then...
I think Devourment deserve credit for not just playing Slam. Their first album set the blueprint but I'd say the rest of their discography is more varied Death Metal with plenty of slamming riffs. Honestly, Obscene Majesty was my favourite album of 2019.
"Who are these genres made for?" Legit enjoying Slamjo, for some reason the Banjo makes the breakdown more brutal and yes it is probably as embarrassingly dumb as that sounds... Great video btw
waiting to new jokes about how to create the logo, such as with twigs and white paint, an old dermantine sofa seat or mandarin peels Upd: aaaaand, there is actually no one :(
Is no one else gonna point out the fact that he had PASSENGER OF SHIT's classical hit "Staple Tape Worms on My Penis" playing in the background during the beginning? A man of many cultures, he is!
To make it even more authentic you can also play the final mix at top volume in a car with all windows and doors closed then record with a mic from outside the car.
You guys took over where Erlend & Stenjo left off. I'm American by the way. Came across those guys by accident on RUclips a few years ago. They were hilarious. I think this channel is fastly becoming one of my favorites. Thanks!
"Step 1: Listen to a Slam song you like (the hardest paaart)", thanks, now I need to clean the water I just sprayed onto my screen xD Unironic Slam fan here, I totally understand the ridicule, loved the video! xD
I want to make a slam song and have the lyrics just be someone screaming the word REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE for 2 minutes straight in a single breath.
For some weird reason, me and the fellas in my band back in the day used “slam” to describe a very specific kind of breakdown 99% of the time. Basically a breakdown where the drums and guitars are perfectly spaced-out and symmetrical within the measure. A palm muted chug on every downbeat along with a VERY simple and slow drumbeat. A great example of this is the part at 1:21 of the song “on the verge” by Thrown. Always gets me razzed up. 😂
Dooood you forgot the giant distorting bass hit before the breakdown that seems like the end of the song but then turns into another breakdown that was more br00tal than the one before then you think the song is actually over but there’s another br0000tal breakdown again then the song actually ends.
I'm gonna break a genre down to it's basics to show how ridiculous it is and then I'm gonna mock it by playing it. "Actually plays a goddamn masterpiece that sounds amazing".
The guiter goes: Chug chug chug chug ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chug The drums go: ding dong ding dong ding dong BLAST BEAT! The bass may or may not exist The vocalist goes: BEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLCH!!
I fit each and every stereotype. My friend sent me this to mock me, probably only person he knows who glorifies or even uses the word pornogrind… we used to do rap shows before I went to prison and came out homeless… in response, I sent him a video of me threatening seagulls.
Lyrics from the song’s Bandcamp version: ØwØ Eternal wait Agony Pain is real Anguished screams from the depth Yanking everything from inside Blood spills all over me Wounds shall never heal Chained and drag down the hall Baby teeth grow Divited they fall Roots of pain Tears my flesh Rotting smell Vomit like Tortured in the basement for hours Ripped from the roots By a sadist With a master degreeeee-breeee-breeeee Smooth Jazz Sound like a piece of ass Blood makes him horny His nails are looking corny Draining fluids from beyond the marble walls Echoes from the tunnel halls Torment and pain is real Radioactive beams aimed at my head Teeth plucked one by one Devouring food will never be the same Stores stopped selling straws Fucking Turtles makes me starve And the dentist drill goes Bree Breebree Bree bree Bree bree bree Bree bree Bre bebe Berebre Brbbrbrbrbr Berbrbrbrb Breeeeeee Roots of pain Tore my flesh Rotting smell Vomit like Tortured in the basement for hours Ripped from the roots, by a sadist With a master degreeeee-breeee-breeeee
That's actually a good idea. Is it just me, or is mathcore dying out? Might as well pay tribute to the strangest sub-genre of metalcore. Calculating Infinity by The Dillinger Escape Plan was a doozy.
@@BunchesBundles77 oh buddy am I happy to tell you it is not dead!! Check out Mathcore Index on Facebook they share all sorts of awesome mathcore bands and LOTS of newer bands. Also my band Pillar Of Wasps is releasing an album soon, check out my channel if you wanna hear it. But yeah it’s not dead at all and it’s getting more popular for sure
I was listening to slam when your video popped up in my recommended. Timing couldn’t be more perfect :) Also the music video is literally something I would see on slam worldwide lol
Wait Minnesotan here -- no omg okay but -- Slam academy is a music production school that regularly has booths set up at a music festival I go to. lmfao
There is Slam...and then there is The Anomalies Of Artificial Origin by Abominable Putridity! i dont think anything will top that album! Best Slam album made.
i did have those ears shakings! because of the bass drops! (well done), but that's not the point of explaining to my friends why slam works. i ALWAYS get people with the music production side. Because this video kind of gets to the heart of what this music is about. not too much. not too little. So thank you guys.
“Slam Worldwide wants to know your location.”
Say hello to Bird n Baker for me, little rock natives.
More like core worldwide these days
SWW sucks
@@whatcolorisdeath1266 I have to disagree, Sir.
Well, maybe you're a bit right. But it's great music for "procrastinating till night and than studying sleep deprived for a test assigned for tomorrow".
@Cerberus Spam worldwide would probably put up pop punk these days
If the Snare doesn't sound like a pringles can, I don't want it
PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPING
🗑️🗑️🗑️
St slamger
I can hear this comment
666 likes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pagefire: writes songs as a joke to make fun of the genre
Also Pagefire: writes better songs than half the local metal scene
“This isn’t Cattle Decapitation” had me snort-laugh so hard that snot splattered over my knees
gottem
Pretty metal.
Thats a band name
@@ChopSueyyy Snort Splattered Over My Knees - Self-Titled
and you've got yourself a logo
Our most used phrase is not "show me the hammers" but something along the lines of "YOU GUYS AIN'T SLAM" or "THIS ISN'T SLAM" or something similar. Everything else is pretty accurate tho.
Best line from WD XDDD
except the song wasn't accurate either.
Obviously its post blackened nu-core🤣🤣🤣🤣
"somebody call the slam police"
I thought it was send them to the slaughter house
I don't know who Bree is, but she sure seems lucky, all these dudes are writing songs about her!
Bree Olsen
Bree Larson
bree
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bree Roades
Next time on "How to genre" we'll be looking at jazz infused alt progcore with elements of Electronic Industrial Crunk sound
Don't encourage them
No no no please DO encourage them! I want to hear this one!
the fact you have informed us of this makes it pop music. and we don't want POP MUSIC!
How about Technogore?
Real talk: CRUNKCORE
This song : Exist
Underground metal label : Interesting....WE'RE GONNA SIGN THIS NEW BAND 😎😎😎😎
Slam Worldwide just pissed their pantsuit.
"These aren't band names! These are serious medical conditions!" LOL!
DED
How PC college students be when you show them slam death metal 💀 😂
And you have ALL of them!
*sad rectal cancer noises*
Or extremely rare diseases lol
This was so well explained that I've never felt so understood and attacked at the same time.
i feel a lot is a bit off but eh the deeds been done oh and the slam song is not correct at all.
@@EBMproductions1 what parts of his song aren't correct?? I'm really curious.
@@claudiasolomon1123 almost everything ffs 😂
@@claudiasolomon1123 been listening to Slam for 15 years im ill go over whats wrong later n reply right now im busy handling business
@@EBMproductions1 Weeeeuuuueeeeeuuuuueeeee
Open up, Slam Police!!!!
Never heard of this channel before. Added this song to my Spotify Slam Playlist when it was suggested to me. Now I find this video a week later. I guess he was pretty right about everything then...
Ah, I think I get it now: Slam is just the metal equivalent of mumble rap.
Yes
Actually I think slam was first, so doesn't that make Mumble rap the rap equivalent of slam? /s
@@BootsThaRareBirb Huh, y'know, I didn't think about that until now, but you're probably right.
Mumble rap probably doesn't have guro inspired album covers
@@Grim_reviews L
I think Devourment deserve credit for not just playing Slam. Their first album set the blueprint but I'd say the rest of their discography is more varied Death Metal with plenty of slamming riffs. Honestly, Obscene Majesty was my favourite album of 2019.
Devourment Popularized SLAM and they really do have a diverse sound in comparison to some SLAM Bands.
Death Metal is heavier than thrash
Sorry I had to say that when I saw that you commented
Yooo
Devourment is the blueprint for sure. There'd be no Cerebral Incubation, Epicardiectomy or Cephalotripsy without Devourment.
WE HAVE A SCHOLAR AMONG US
I can alrighty hear the elitists starting to breath heavy.
meh my only gripe is the song being quite not SLAM.
Bruh I'm hyperventilating already
@@dennisvopalensky You say that like you’re proud of elitism.
@@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 nah, sounds more like he actually has a sense of humor
@@nostromo9743 Well, stupid people need to be entertained too I guess.
Oh my god I never had subtitles on before now, y'all hiding jokes from us this whole time
thanks, you made me rewatch the video
@@Sefhen awww man, now i gotta do it too...
The K-on shirt was the most brutal part of this video! :P :v
You just reminded me of that video to Psychosocial someone did with K-ON! clips and how well they made it work
I want one =/
Metal kids and weeb kids were always one in the same.
It took a Within Destruction album and a Bitterwood music video to expose it though.
As a slam loving caveman, I can tell you that everything said in this video is true and the song is fucking neat.🔨🔨🔨
As a fellow caveman with a hammer fetish I can say that this is a certified Bree Bree
Exactly. I’d rate this a bree out of ten
enjoy ya garbage music taste. enjoy that one
You can take our land, but you will never take our BREEEEEEEEEDOM.
Banjo slam sounds like something rob scallon would like.
Ps. “Slowly learning how to unplay the guitar” classic Metalocalypse reference
Come to Brazil ☺️😌🥰🇧🇷
Hahahahahah
"Who are these genres made for?"
Legit enjoying Slamjo, for some reason the Banjo makes the breakdown more brutal and yes it is probably as embarrassingly dumb as that sounds... Great video btw
Wtf? This really exists?
Yeah slam supposed to be dumb somehow but we love slams, we love lord Marco and larry wang
NxOxGxOxAx is a legit good band breeee
Best part, right after the "hammer smashed phone" I got a phone commercial😂
The Martin cult expands
Shhh, keep it a secret
we’re here to blow your system know what i’m sayin
This is so cringe...
I love it
slam is the genre to listen to when you dont want to hear about someone's gore kink when your driving to school/work
waiting to new jokes about how to create the logo, such as with twigs and white paint, an old dermantine sofa seat or mandarin peels
Upd: aaaaand, there is actually no one :(
Breecause this joke has already been used in other videoes ;)
the only thing you have to add on for slam is the mirror filter so it looks """symmetrical"""
@@Abasedbymygrief As a noob metal logo designer, can confirm, praise symmetry.
@@Hecatonicosachoron54 i used to make logos and i basically said "fuck you" to symmetry lol. And yes, they sucked
slam got me into all sorts of metal and rock genres tbh.. once you start you can never go back lol
The best part is knowing that I'd listen to this non-ironically, you know
Thats exactly the way we produce our music. But we record inside a pigfarm
That song at the end is unironically the best slam track I’ve ever heard 🤯
"he's slowly unlearning how to play guitar" ahahahaha great video guys :D
I’ve been watching your videos for about a year and a half, and all I gotta say is for the effort you put in you deserve at least 1 million subs.
Is no one else gonna point out the fact that he had PASSENGER OF SHIT's classical hit "Staple Tape Worms on My Penis" playing in the background during the beginning? A man of many cultures, he is!
That actually came from me! :D
A true classic
"looks like if God spilled a person" lmfao
Slam is one of those genres that you only need to listen to one song to enjoy the entire genre
not really if u go deep enough
@@deathmetal5156Man's never listened to Flesh before 😂
oh my lord I literally just started listening to slam two days ago and was wondering if pagefire would ever make a video on it
Now do a How to make Death/Black 'n' Roll
I've still waiting "How to make Dungeon Synth" since "How to make Norwegian Black Metal" came out
@@memedaddy793 "How to make Dungeon Synth" would be amazing.
How to make Dungeon Synth - download music from old-school runescape and add a grainy filter to it.
"The first thing you need to make it heavy is...."
*Types your mom*
lmao
You know, you really haven't made slam, you made dent-infused nu-slamcore with goregrind influences
TrUsT m3 1m An ExP3rT!! 1!
The snare in that blastbeat is perfection
Legit did not know that Finn was Sgt D. That explains a lot.
I was 100% convinced that that was a joke that didn’t land. He’s matured so much since calling things “wigger slam.”
You can tell it's him because of Sgt D's multiple posts about the genius of 18 visions, lol.
@@meowtherainbowx4163he matured so much that he admits he doesn't even like music :)
“The vocalist is about to burst!”
“Bree!”
My favorite cheese is BREE BREE!
I love Slam and this is hilarious
To make it even more authentic you can also play the final mix at top volume in a car with all windows and doors closed then record with a mic from outside the car.
The K-on shirt really sells the slam factor
Yeah lmao, I wonder which specific one he’s wearing
he's slowly learnings how to unplays the guitars!!!!
You guys took over where Erlend & Stenjo left off. I'm American by the way. Came across those guys by accident on RUclips a few years ago. They were hilarious. I think this channel is fastly becoming one of my favorites. Thanks!
Best video so far. Everything was spot on and the song also slams hard 🔨
Just saw Ingested, Devourment, Organectomy, extermination Dismemberment and loved it
that sounds like a REALLY good concert, i love Organectomy
@entity_of_the_cosmos it was. Unfortunately my camera sucked so my photo with the Devourment vocalist came out shittily
Andri! How could you forget about Visceral Disgorge?!
My man is a man of culture as well as i see
I always though that slam vocals sounded like you trying to get the last sips of a milkshake through a straw
The pig squeals, you mean?
@@miriamreinhardt8939 ye
Not sure how much overlap there is between hololive fans and people who like slam, but there's at least one person. Being me.
I regularly have loud arguments with a pidgeon who lives in my shed. He usually wins.
If It ever make an SLAM band/ project, I'm obviusly calling It "Big boi bonkerino"
Oh goddamn I'm actually starting to enjoy the chugga-chugga bree now. HOW DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, ANDRI.
As a slam-enjoyer, this had me absolutely rolling 💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
Instantly subscribed
Next up Tech-Death please and please mention Cytotoxin. They make Chernobyl Death Metal and I think that’s beautiful
That would require him to spend months writing and learning insanely difficult riffs and solos, he won’t do that
Great video! As a slam fan myself, I have to say great job! And it is awesome that u got Mats Funderud on vocals!
This feels like when my parents fell asleep and I watched adult swim for the first time
Slam takes the heavy parts of deathcore and makes that the entire aesthetic. And I, for one, jam the fuck out to it.
underneath all the satire this is actually a very good video on how to make Slam, yet many people will still be incapable.
When the vocalist was on the toilet
I felt that
"Step 1: Listen to a Slam song you like (the hardest paaart)", thanks, now I need to clean the water I just sprayed onto my screen xD
Unironic Slam fan here, I totally understand the ridicule, loved the video! xD
17:08 Damn! They really got the vocalist from Kraanium. Also had a good laugh at the macarena part. 03:21
I want to make a slam song and have the lyrics just be someone screaming the word REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE for 2 minutes straight in a single breath.
Slam death metal is the mumble rap of death metal
Wow what a Bad comparison...
@@EBMproductions1 that's the point
@@ThatOneGuy7550 you really are that one guy...
Both are fire, hatin asses ☝️😃
@Cerberus bruh you say that like slam isn't about fucking dead people and killing babies lmao
For some weird reason, me and the fellas in my band back in the day used “slam” to describe a very specific kind of breakdown 99% of the time.
Basically a breakdown where the drums and guitars are perfectly spaced-out and symmetrical within the measure. A palm muted chug on every downbeat along with a VERY simple and slow drumbeat.
A great example of this is the part at 1:21 of the song “on the verge” by Thrown. Always gets me razzed up. 😂
Dooood you forgot the giant distorting bass hit before the breakdown that seems like the end of the song but then turns into another breakdown that was more br00tal than the one before then you think the song is actually over but there’s another br0000tal breakdown again then the song actually ends.
when you dentist say "it´s hammer time"
I'm gonna break a genre down to it's basics to show how ridiculous it is and then I'm gonna mock it by playing it.
"Actually plays a goddamn masterpiece that sounds amazing".
the brodyquest reference was unexpected but very nice, thank you funny metal man
Finally i know how to make real slam
the production value on these videos is amazing
I like that you felt you had to specify "The hardest part..."
pagefire never quits making me laugh
Slam metal legit one of my favorite sub genres out of death metal, and death metal is my favorite metal genre ever.
bro made a better slam song as a joke than most actual slam bands
I can't believe you missed the chance to call this band "Granadectomy"
Yes! The inverted 5th Chord trick! I use it all the time. It does make your E Standard guitar sound way heavier.
This song was surprisingly good. :D
They always are!
@@theysaykillerwhales no need to exaggerate now. 😊
The guiter goes: Chug chug chug chug ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chug
The drums go: ding dong ding dong ding dong BLAST BEAT!
The bass may or may not exist
The vocalist goes: BEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLCH!!
So if it doesn't sound like shit it isn't slam. Okay. Got it.
I like slam and I agree with you
I fit each and every stereotype. My friend sent me this to mock me, probably only person he knows who glorifies or even uses the word pornogrind… we used to do rap shows before I went to prison and came out homeless… in response, I sent him a video of me threatening seagulls.
Lyrics from the song’s Bandcamp version:
ØwØ
Eternal wait
Agony
Pain is real
Anguished screams from the depth
Yanking everything from inside
Blood spills all over me
Wounds shall never heal
Chained and drag down the hall
Baby teeth grow
Divited they fall
Roots of pain
Tears my flesh
Rotting smell
Vomit like
Tortured in the basement for hours
Ripped from the roots
By a sadist
With a master degreeeee-breeee-breeeee
Smooth Jazz
Sound like a piece of ass
Blood makes him horny
His nails are looking corny
Draining fluids from beyond the marble walls
Echoes from the tunnel halls
Torment and pain is real
Radioactive beams aimed at my head
Teeth plucked one by one
Devouring food will never be the same
Stores stopped selling straws
Fucking Turtles makes me starve
And the dentist drill goes
Bree
Breebree
Bree bree
Bree bree bree
Bree bree
Bre bebe
Berebre
Brbbrbrbrbr
Berbrbrbrb
Breeeeeee
Roots of pain
Tore my flesh
Rotting smell
Vomit like
Tortured in the basement for hours
Ripped from the roots, by a sadist
With a master degreeeee-breeee-breeeee
2:48 I have legit never seen a more accurate representation of metal snobs.
also can we get a "how to make beatdown"?
I was in a world of boredom until I found slam 2 years ago. I'm a fully rehabilitated happy person now.
This is one of your best yet. The song was awesome!! Mathcore next possibly maybe perhaps?! 🤔🤔🤔
That's actually a good idea. Is it just me, or is mathcore dying out? Might as well pay tribute to the strangest sub-genre of metalcore. Calculating Infinity by The Dillinger Escape Plan was a doozy.
@@BunchesBundles77 oh buddy am I happy to tell you it is not dead!! Check out Mathcore Index on Facebook they share all sorts of awesome mathcore bands and LOTS of newer bands. Also my band Pillar Of Wasps is releasing an album soon, check out my channel if you wanna hear it. But yeah it’s not dead at all and it’s getting more popular for sure
I was listening to slam when your video popped up in my recommended. Timing couldn’t be more perfect :) Also the music video is literally something I would see on slam worldwide lol
How To KPop or Synth Black Metal, perhaps?
@Death Hand Studios what
@Death Hand Studios My apologies, that was my sound of amazement. I've heard about K-pop once but the other one kind of startled me
i wanna hear some synth black metal. i remember this one band that fused blackgaze and synthwave tho
Wait Minnesotan here -- no omg okay but -- Slam academy is a music production school that regularly has booths set up at a music festival I go to. lmfao
Kawai Metal Next?
I love how the songs pagefire writes unironically sounds very good. This was way better than almost all of the slam songs i know
There is Slam...and then there is The Anomalies Of Artificial Origin by Abominable Putridity! i dont think anything will top that album! Best Slam album made.
Best slam album is molesting the decapitated by devourment imo
I recommend Manifestation of Human Suffering by Gutrectomy. Sounds generic but it's actually hilarious and somehow injects new life into the genre
i did have those ears shakings! because of the bass drops! (well done), but that's not the point of explaining to my friends why slam works. i ALWAYS get people with the music production side. Because this video kind of gets to the heart of what this music is about. not too much. not too little. So thank you guys.
I see the calliope...
You’ve fallen too huh
WHY IS THIS ONE OF THE BEST SLAM SONGS OF THE YEAR
Please do a “how to grunge” video
Love the Minions so beyond extreme. And the beavis and butt conversation.
> Teaches us the difference between deathcore and slam
> Proceeds to make a deathcore song