How to make Norwegian Black Metal
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- Опубликовано: 3 июл 2024
- Wanna learn how to be a TRVE KVLT Norwegian edgelord teen with panda make-up and spikes? Then This video is for you! Andri's gonna teach you about Norway, how to be TRVE KVLT and laugh at people who take it seriously.
#BlackMetal #TrveKult #PagefireTutorial
[SONG]
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Stream it on Spotify:
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[DIV CREDIT]
Vocals by deannihilatist
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English subtitles by LovelyMetalhead
[CHAPTERS]
00:00 Intro
00:21 What is it?
03:26 What you need to know
08:32 Lyrics
09:44 Record
11:04 Music Video
14:38 Finale
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You mean how do these wanna be satanic bands try to look and sound evil? Simple..profanity.curse Jesus.religion.God.violence and animal torture.these are lame acts that just there to scare people..to just look badass..evil and tough..cus here to be metal..u need to pretend youre evil and duh..worship Satan?!.its all just image..just to sell..U need to be evil looking so your records wud sell 4 that macho tough evil sounding..hey look were Satanists..were badass and violent..and u wud go like..Yeah thats metal! NO DUDE thats just plain shallow n lame..these groups are just here 4 the attention and fad cus everyone in Norway is doing it..so y dont we? If you really are "evil"youd not be an artist..yud be in prison..having killed someone or murdered a family for real..Now that is Evil!!!!
This is the weirdest URL I've ever seen.
I sincerely hope you are joking...
You crazy Norwegians
Depends. Some black metal is really evil and I support it.
@@Pagefire It's the type of url you'd find on the Deep Web. You're not evil enough to know the Deep Web, are you?! YOU.RE NOTE VIL E NUFFFF
*Norwegian Man tries to make fun of Norwegian Black Metal but accidentally records a masterpiece*
There's no escaping it, it's in your blood!
what blood? you mean in his absinthe?
He needs to accept his destiny.
Agreed, that track was killer
TRUE KVLT
Everything he makes is really good. This guy is awesome.
The fact that the song was a actual good black metal song shows how correct he is
I agree. This dude knows what hes talking about and is a seriously good metal musician.
Well, good song... but he’s not right! I could do the same for heavy metal, pop music, rock...
or he just said some bulshit and then made a good song the 2 unrelated(mostly)
Except the song was nothing like he described earlier on in the vid lol. He just made a good song.
I love it! :D
So this is like the 3rd video of yours I've seen and so far the formula is
Step 1) make fun of a genre
Step 2) record a banger of a song in that genre
Step 3) pretend like it was shit.
And honestly im ok with this
Step 4) and end up making a great song for the said genre
@@happysatanproduction8854 That's what step 2 is...
Seriously, this dude is a genius.
Pretty stupid video
If it ain't broke don't fix it
"I am your slave, daddy"
You did it! You broke typical black metal lyrics down to their bare essentials!
DON'T BE STUPID ITS THE ACTUAL LYRICS
That's part of a reggaeton song hehehe
this comment has 666 likes now lmao
Submissive Black Metal
thats a family values lyric.😂
Satan will never answer your screams because the production quality is too good
666 likes
Never mind we are going to summon satan from this
THere actually was at one time a period of well produced black metal in the 2000s and that stuff can be really fantastic
You mean symphonic Black Metal?
@@Polyruidoso Yes in fact though you dont have to be symphonic to make well produced BM. Anyways, A great example is Siebenburgen and their album Delictum.. High production value and some amazing melodic riffs. the high production allows for powerful drums and very clear listening of the ornate guitar riffs. And another fantastic one is Sirius's Aeons of Magick
that sounds like some bm lyrics
I absolutely died at 'Does your church look a bit cold?' XD
Willow Sparks lets make it warm shall we
dogenator I hope Varg Vikcernes knows how to turn on a radiator
Willow Sparks I even answered. “Yes it does, we should warm it up”
I don't wanna ruin the number of likes. xD
someone did :(
I'm so Trve Kvlt that even I haven't heard my own songs.
I gave the 69th like. N I C E
holy fuck dude these comments ARE SO GOOD
"Does your local church seem a bit cold to you?"
**chef's kiss**
"One time, a band called Mayhem"
Ahhhh, here we go again
I only listen to TRUE Norwegian black metal. Only five people know it. The band, and me.
But are you part of the band? If not, then it’s not trve enough
@@boxtube6533 Maybe he`s the one who owns the basement they practice and record in... Still not trve enovgh
mantiqor I think yov mean the cave. Perhaps he’s the hostage the band is keeping for their next sacrifice to Satan?
@@boxtube6533 He's the goat.
That's one too much, someone must... go. If you know what I mean.
Alright, so, I have a friend who works as a DJ at a metal club, I've persuaded him to play the song from the end as a joke, everyone rocked out like mad, it was so funny to watch knowing the backstory :) thank you for that glorious moment Pagefire! A few people did ask later "what band was that?" but we were like, "they're TRVE KVLT, you're not supposed to know" :)
Holy shit that's awesome.
gde se to desilo?
@@L0stInNeverland Problem Nightclub, mada se tada zvao Klub Pulse, Ruzveltova. Sorry što kasnim sa odgovorom, nije mi izašla notifikacija, slučajno sad videh pitanje...
@@tojge? ⛧
\m/ Awesome \m/
The best moment of black metal:
Interviewer: What is the primary ideology of primary ideas that fuel Gorgoroth's music?
*silence moment*
Gaahl: satan.
*sips wine out of gothic vampire cup*
*sips wine
He even pronounced the s uncapitalzed.
Then he went on to marry a guy
Gaahl is actually a wholesome and chill dude. One of the few "deep" black metal dudes to not be a total freak.
Imagine if Norway didn't have forest. Black metal would have never existed
Fjord metal.
As america never had a river and desert blues wouldn't exist 😂
Black metal have existed before Norwegian scene. Like Venom
Icelanders do'nt have problems with that
Now imagine if Tony Iommi hadn’t accidentally cut off his fingertips before quitting his job to do Black Sabbath full time 😉
Be careful with the thesaurus - use it too much and you end up with symphonic metal lyrics.
Good point.
@@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 OP just said symphonic metal. Calm your tits
@@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 Yeah dude calm down. There is no reason to react that way.
@@ZacharyTheJackal, Oh. Sorry. Did Not See That Before.
@@bt3743, Nevermind Then.
I will record the most brvtal BM the world has ever heard. It will feature:
- my mom's sewing machine for drums
- a chainsaw and an old volvo engine for guitar sounds
- the flatulence of an elephant for bass
- the screams of on 8-year old kid who can't log on to fortnite
- a 90's phone answering machine to record it all
- and last but not least, the most evil thing: for the mixing process, I will use a modern computer with realtek oboard soundchip... AnD wINdOWs 10 dRIvErs!!!
BM will never be the same, posers.
Hahaha do it!
Fvcking brvtal
THIS COMMENT IS SO FUCKING GOOD IM SOBBING
Did you end up doing it?
@@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844 Yes, but if more than 2 guys know it, it's not trv cvlt anymore. So you can't hear it, unfortunately.
One time a band called MAYHEM was staying at a cabin and they all hated each other.
Yeah that's basically every band.
you say "sing about castles" like every song shouldn't be about castles
You know, you got us there.
Is this an alt of Shadiversity?
@@Pagefire can you do a how do be deathgrind video I'm waiting and hoping eventually this will happen in good time
@@BlaBla-pf8mf imagine shadiversity making a video about the medieval realism of black metal lyric castles
Hey, all jokes aside, this guy knocked out a banger at the end there.
Why am I enjoying this 😂
I like it too :)
The song was actually good
made it 666 satan achieved.
I know right
"Norwegian Black Metal is just Black Metal with branding," Finally, someone said it. It's also pretty nationalist.
It ranges from relatively unproblematic to full on neonazis. There are some cool artists (Like Dypfryst, check them out, they're cool), But you also ofc have to be wary of nazis, and it's really annoying. Same with history reenacting groups and stuff like that. It's at the point where some viking fencing reenacting groups do a full on background check on you to be completely sure you're not some nazi edgelord. Pretty depressing shit
@Joshua Moore Nationalism is fine as long as it isn't used to push people away, or discriminate. King Harald V here in Norway is great at this. Bringing everyone together under the identity of Norwegian, no matter your religion or skin tone.
But too often, nationalism is used to discriminate of harass, which is why Nationalism usually sounds bad to a lot of people. It brings back some memories of Germany, or more recently, "nationalist" terror attacks seeking to cleanse the nation.
@@robintherainbow8020 if you’re not from fucking Norway, and your fucking parents are not from Norway. Then you’re not fucking Norwegian.
@@Nattyplatinum this
It's just it adds to the mystique of the genre... gives it somewhat a rooted identity. The idea of like it being freezing cold, kind of a "frontier wasteland" of a nation, harsh natural elements, the fact christianity came sort of late and so there is a deeper pagan tradition still, links to viking past of glamorizing war and individuality, all that stuff
Black metal exists globally at this point, in countries without really any christian religion dominating, where you'd think praising satan wouldn't even be appropriate. But it's the general sentiment involved. Basically black metal is like "goths but more aggressive and intense"
Actually it's only Black Metal if it's made in the Kvlt region of France. Otherwise it's just Sparkling Death Metal
Underrated comment
Best comment ive seen all day
Stop being genuinely amusing on You-Tube .
True.
Sparkling Death Metal is a series of words i never thought id read but im gonna be using for the rest of my life now. God- er... Satan bless you(?)
You didn't paint your face for the video
0/10 basically unlistenable
And the production didn't sound crappy enough
Remember he didn't got the make up, his friend had no money, and also him, of course.
Sounded like a good song, not KVLT enuff
That makes him even more black metal. Becauuuuse.... Corps paint is mainstream within the BlacMetal community. Ahhh... Get it. 😉
His roommate and him did not have any more money for face paint and if they did they would have to have driven all the way to Oslo to get some.
God this channel is underrated.
No, it's just trve kvlt
You're both right. 😉
Ist krieg
Just the music composition is a 10.
Who wants to see a fat metalhead talking trash about everything?
Hm. Okay. "Barney is my dark lord, when I sing about him my throat gets sore. When I play D&D, I play as Barney the dinosaur...." Hey you're right. This is easy.
I've been playing black metal for roughly 15 years. And I have to say, all of this is true. More than once I've recorded a demo straight into a tape recorder and dumped it onto even cheaper cassettes. It's dumb, cheesy, and sound like canned ass, but I still love it.
Wow! A Black Metal artist self-aware of their own memeness. You, sir/ma’am/whichever gender you prefer, have my respect!
not kvlt enough, can actually hear what notes you're playing
lmao yes
production quality is too good
And lyics ha
Video isn't at 144p, the fuck is this mainstream shit?
I came from your Grindcore video and I am astonished how less subscribers you have with this kind of production value. I love the "how to" series. Keep it up!
Same here. And also same here.
This is the exact type of quality that you just expect to have atleast $1million subscribers when you go and see the amount as you're pushing the subscribe button yourself! So I just figured that this is just a pretty new channel, since you know, the quality content is already up there with the big boy channels of RUclips.
And also, this dude could just be a commenter on any genre, place or thing, and it would just be the most entertaining channel on here. Because I'd love to hear him talk about sports, music, movies, TV shows and just *anything* else in general tho man lol.
I don't want to say it, but it could be his appearance... overweight, glasses, facial hair. Also the accent. Usually "big" channels have some attractive looking person behind them...
I agree with what you said though, this video series is AMAZING in terms of the technical sides of how to create music in these genres. And the fact he makes an actual song (or more) at the end is AWESOME as well. My only real complaint is sometimes he's overly critical and dismissive of some of the genres, there's a line between gentle mockery and actually being a dickhead towards it
The guy who made the captions in Spanish is really a genius. They even changed the spelling of Cangrejo (crab) to Kangrejo (krabbe satan)
What's Varg doing these days?
*Making WatchMojo content but more racist*
how is that racist
He's based and redpilled
@@veneficus582 he's straight up racist
@@woffe8094 He's not, but there's nothing wrong with that really
@@veneficus582 Nothing wrong with being racist? Fucking what.
"I think i accidentally wrote an Immortal song..."
GG, you got a chuckle out of me
You forgot to pick an ideology! Mix elements from satanism, nihilism, fascism and lord of the rings
you forgot Paganism and Depression
March of the unholy heathen nazgul gestapo
Satanic pagan third reich uruk hai
Onslaught of hells nazi ring wraiths
Futility of mordor's blackened chalice
theres your black metal ep right there
Hey now, Red Anarchist Black Metal is an option too.
@@indigohalf *gets stabbed in the head and back 15 times*
@@zephyrna6249 *also deserves it for being a freak and making threats against people*
having worked with some really TRVE people of the Central European scene in the early 90ies who were in reality virgins still living with their parents I found this to be very entertaining and accurate.
This. This is why I LOVE Black Metal. I is so goofy and fun and glam and people take it so seriously and think you are so evil cause you wear a inverted cross. It is amazing Trve Kvlt.
needs to be watched at 144p for the music video
OMG that's perfect
Also, band recommendations for fans of Skumle Natt - Nattesverd? Their use of dingdingding is amazing
I actually did it
The Tommy Wiseau 'Dawn of the Black Hearts' album cover made me spit-laugh beer all over my laptop sceen. We do have fun here.
This channel is a hidden gem. I can not stress that enough. This how to content is to me better then alot of the more major channels
This is going to sound stupid, but when I was an edgy teenager I would fall asleep to black metal. I was nodding off in the middle of your example song, so that's surely a sign of how damn good it is. I pavlov'd my damn circadian rhythm into being activated by blast beats and tremolo-picked chords. Well done sir.
Hilarious without sounding condescending. You clearly understand Black Metal, but can still poke fun at it.
Subscribed.
Joe Bates this entire video shows that he doesn’t understand it very well at all. Just picks all the stereotypes and exaggerates them. I didn’t find any of it funny I can’t even believe I got through the entire video.
Lol he understands shit about black metal, he is a cock head.
All these humorless kvlt klovvns getting butthurt because he doesnt take every aspect of BM with profound seriousness.
It's just a subgenre of music, relax kids.
@@markcreemore4915 It's not, it's a way of life. Why the _fuck_ do you think I live in the North Pole nigga?
But on the real I didn't laugh either, these guys are just run of the mill nerds that lack creativity, albeit they can minimally mimic other artists very well. That's what you get for having great intellectual abilities and no soul.
"No, no, no! Don't play those church chords, have you forgotten who our enemies are?" I literally peed myself this is beyond genius 😂
Doom Guy excuse me
It wasnt that funny, americans sense of humor is kind of stupid
So it means doom metal bands have forgotten their enemies 😂
"The goat is for later..."
I have died.
**happy viking noises**
Get the hell out of this genre look at your profile
@@Somek502 he commented a memey comment on a memey video... calm your tits
Fucking weeb. Gross
Oh shut up, can’t we just enjoy anime and black metal? This kinda shit is why I can’t stand a lot of metal fans.
@@bananahat1814 agreed. Even though I can't fucking stand anime and do joke around with weeb jokes, it's just jokes. Honestly I couldn't give a shit
how to make black metal
1.find washing machine
2.throw brick in it and start it
3.?????
4.Profit
If you profit from black metal you are not trve
Nabeel Work that makes no sense but ok lmao
I agree
ROFLMAO I just happen to have a washing machine on my back porch right now. I have it outside because my house is just that darn small, I live in tiny POS. To keep the lid of the washer closed there is a brick sitting on it.
I already have my drummer picked out.
Never mind the fact that I play drums myself, I can be lazy and the washer can be drummer.
THE GOAT IS FOR LATER
you gots a new sub 😁
JunkyardGod you goat a new sub?
You put so much work and time into this video and I'm showing it to all my friends. You, sir, are a pride to our metal community.
Vargs face popping up at the beginning caused me to laugh uncontrollably for ten minutes. So glad for this channel
production too good. not kvlt enough.
I can understand lyrics, so not kvlt..
@@HughMansonMD well.. its kind of easy when the lyrics are shown..
@@duncanmilne8691 exactly, trve kvlt would still sound like a bunch of snarly, one syllable shrieks with pauses between them and then the lyrics would show up in Norse.
"he's making watch mojo content...but more racist" LOL
gabriel saboya He is a proud tribalist, in all fairness.
Varg is the dude
@@alanheyes694 he's an asshole
acism is fun: it seperates the weaklings from the alpha's
@@nemesisencounter2060 nah he's pretty cool
"Does your local church look a bit cold to you?"
Omg, I'm dying.
As Homer Simpson once said: "it's funny because it's true".
"Optionally film it in winter"
You mean *mandatory*
Your satirical song is just as good as any trve kvlt BM. Please make a record.
>all hail lord Sobek
I see you’re a man of kvltvre as well.
came here to say the exact same thing
"...and once more we THREATEN TO AWAKEN HIS ANGER"
What is this K-pop crap?! You were supposed to sell your soul to our lord and savour Dark Lord Behsåattanôs. Not to Nuclear Blast.
One of the most accurate description of Norwegian black metal I ever seen!
You know shit about black metal. I tell youabout blues as much as you know about black metal. Blues is playing guitar and singing about something said while you looking at river. That is it.
@@IronMan-uf6gj its gonna be ok
I love black metal and was crying from laughing so hard through this whole video. Everything was ON POINT! 💯 (Also nice hbomberguy wallpaper)
Your track came out really well at the end. I’m pretty picky with black metal, but I really like the first track or two on Dissected’s Storm of the Light’s Bain (cray to think it’s like 25 years old now). And I’d be lying if I said Mayhem, Emperor, Gorgoroth & others didn’t have some tracks I can get down with. Most of what I listen to these days is more melodic, even if it’s very distorted, but as far as black metal goes, outside of the bands that have literal operatic style melodic vocals (Dimmu Borgir? I don’t remember that many melodic black metal bands), I’d say they were relatively melodic. Also, the piano tracks Impromptu (Allegro Maestoso) by Japanese black metal band Sigh is absolutely beautiful. That was always a favorite- very unique.
Also, I have to say: I appreciate that you brought up Varg’s xenophobic far-right bullshit. It’s acrually hilarious to me- *of course* the members of a subculture which literally want to embody EVIL get into that kind of politics- really speaks volumes. I’ve met plenty of punk kids who like the idea of anarchism & also like black metal aesthetics, but you don’t meet a lot of people on the left who literally aspire to be evil & worship Satan xD On the other hand, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Ayn Rand’s (and other extreme individualist social Darwinist types’) philosophy is literally the same as LeVeyan Satanism, or Thelema, or other dark occult (as opposed to light occult/esoteric) philosophies & religions, except without the “religious” iconography. It boils down to “Do whatever your ego wants you to do, regardless of the harm it causes others, and actually being absolutely ruthless, cruel, and sadistic towards others in pursuit of your own self-gain is 100% ethically justified so don’t feel bad about it.” This overlaps with a lot of other, slightly more watered down capitalist ideology, but at any rate... I don’t fux with it. If anybody is going to get into esoteric/occult/spiritual philosophy, go with the light shit. That’s where people are chill and actually have fun and look out for each other and don’t end up looking like a somehow even more racist old Charles Manson hermit. Haha.
Can't have light without dark
It's just about acknowledging part of reality and instinct, etc
It's an aesthetic experience and can be very meaningful, the intensity and passion in "dark" things are more profound. On a larger scale, it's kind of comparing metal to pop. It's more fun and less challenging to just bop your head to Beyonce or whatever, and feel good about things. But... is that really all life is? Or has to be
Please don't ever stop making these. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
I came because I'm genuinely interested in black metal as a genre. I stayed because Varg and WM got burned. But I subscribed for lord Sobek. Also the track was genuinely pretty cool!
This and Goniloc are criminally underrated channels.
You sir have a new subscriber.
Would listen to the full album on bandcamp.
Good Job on the video, quite entertaining and good production on the song in the end. Made me giggle several times
I can’t believe how good the end result actually sounds like.. :O
Why I hadn’t discovered this sooner truly upsets me. Also the songs end up pretty damn sick. Great work dude!
DonP818 it was uploaded a month ago... easily upset?
I enjoyed this whole video. And the surprise was how good the final song turned out! Great job! I like it!
You guys are hilarious! I appreciate the work you put in and the massive talent in these videos. Not a fan of black metal but I learned a lot and appreciate learning
Can't wait for this channel to blow up
*FBI is now monitoring your future comments based on keyword algorithms*
naw keep it kvlt
Everything that's fun about Norwegian Black Metal wrapped up in one short film
All of your how-to videos are so on point.... And hilariously true. They are the most honest break down of studio production I've ever seen, anywhere. RESPECT
🤘 This video is TRVE KVLT🤘
You sir are an exceptionally talented individual!
Love your videos 🙏🏽
Subbed, Hail Sobek!
This is my new fav channel. Been thinking of getting into playing BM for a while and this just gave me a bunch of ideas
Varg: Hates God and Christianity
Also Varg: Names his music after a place in a Christian author's book
German guy: I hate hitler
also German guy: is german
@MetalBrush I suppose Hitler and the rest of Austria nearly took over the world then
Lotr has nothing to do with christianity. Idk about Tolkien but the book is mostly inspired by Norse mythology so...
@@astyrvela Tolkien was a major Christian, he famously converted C.S. Lewis.
His books do contain Biblical themes and references, even if they are not overtly Christian allegories like Lewis's Chronicles of Narnia.
It's just kinda funny to me.
The thing about Satanism is it actually validates traditional religions a lot
True "anti religion" is just straightforward atheism
But yeah Burzum's output is partial "folk" not just entirely black metal, so it ties a lot into mythology, fiction and so on. That is true for other black metal work too sometimes.
I cannot stop watching this video! it´s amazing!
"Now press some casette tapes and some vinyls, and don't tell any one you exist" :D
Brilliant!
Are you, your self. Noone?
pleaseeee do one on slam :•)
Yeeees!
I second that thought!
Sooo good, laughed several times during the video. :-) Thx, dudes! Tack!
I love this video so much!! Finally some light hearted and actually funny content about black metal!
Also that song was genuinely good...
You're the best! I really love these 'how to' videos. And the song came out fantastic
Dødeman Den Onde.
( Evil Deadman )
Best name ever.
This is hilarious.
Salutatem Infernum from Denmark.
This is the greatest channel I have stumbled upon in forever!
Awesome Video! Entertaining and Historic! Thanks!
I haven't laughed so hard in a while! And then song was actually pretty good imo. Great video!
you're absolutely right on everything and it pisses me off how predictable we are lmao
Honestly dude,just found out about your channel and these funny vide, I am laughing my guts off,thank you!
Edit: subbed
This was phenomenally well done dude. You need to be proud of yourself!
*The goat is for later* 🤘🏻😂
Edit: song is legit
I can't wait to see this channel blow up and get the viewcounts it deserves.
How have I never found your channel until now? I genuinely had a hard time trying to stop laughing.
Ta mig fan bland det bästa jag sett på länge ^^
Where have your and Goniloc's channle been all my life! Awesome vids. You should do one for US power metal or speed metal(spread awareness of these underrated genres...or something) ah anything is cool, I want more of this series.
How has this only this much views? This video format is gold, I came here from your grindcore video and if you keep this up your subscribtions hopefully go through the roof.
Norway was a fucking ride in the nineties.
I've just subbed, this was my first video I watched off yours, I laughed so hard when you throw your wallet at your friend lol.
But I am a big fan off black metal have been since my teen years, and seeing you kinda make fun off it still made me laugh lol and that killer song at the end was legendary \m/
Absolutely great video! I enjoy how many cool references you manage to crump inside (HAIL SOBEK!) while keeping it entertaining and easy to get into. I'm definitely clicking that bell thing!
The Sobek background caught me totally off guard. I love when my youtube subs collide.
HELL of a great video! I laughed so much! Thank you!😈
I loved it. Great job, man!
Came here from the grind videos, so this is the third im watching, im SO suprised youve got so few subs, the production is AMAZING.
Also, my love for black metal is deep, and this is actually more accurate than im willing to accept haha
Wow, this is an actual masterpiece, I love how the music begins.
I love your humour! Subscribed