+The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon hahaha soo cool so fun so hip so hilarious! mustve been mr. fallon himself posting that HILARRRRIOUSSS comment.. WOW
+Chipwhitley274 If i had the Choice to meet Abraham Lincoln and Nick Offerman. I would chose Nick. That's because his a god amongst men. Also, Abe is dead, and i don't feel comfortable talkin to a skeleton.
Emily R As of May 2015, I am still in college and I made it through my lit class without reading and still passed! So, I have not gone into a trade YET!!!
They mean that the advice wasn't qualified grammatically with words like "if," "unless," "upon," etc. "Unqualified advice" means that given straight, with no strings attached. In this way, Nick Offerman's advice is very well deserving of the distinction "unqualified."
+Connor Dillon While any increased interest in skilled trades is good, the depiction of trades workers as fools or idiots or whatever is just a horrific disservice to our world. We NEED more skilled laborers who can build and repair the infrastructure that is crumbling around us. Construction companies employ who knows how many illegal immigrants at better than walmart wages, just to carry crap and lean on shovels. On big projects that call for a large numbers of certified welders, they have to pay top dollar, like 35-40 an hour with tons of overtime, to get people to move from several states away to do a big construction project, there are never enough qualified people in an area locally, and in some instances they actually have to hire qualified welders and heavy equipment operators from other countries because they still can't get enough people to complete a project on time, even offering people the chance to make like 3000 a week for 2 or 3 months at a time, with nothing more than a certification and a highschool diploma. Across the nation, state and local governments have been slashing budgets for, and all together closing vocational schools and making all of the focus about funneling kids through english math and science so they can go right into college, and either A) get a useless degree that they can't make any money with or B) get a bunch of student debt and then drop out and become a statistic of a different color. Select few people actually belong on a college path, and more and more our society is becoming a college or burger flipper society, and that's what people think is normal. You either flip burgers or you go to college, and you stay flipping burgers until you get up off your butt and go to college. That isn't reality.
+Connor Dillon Get that free college to keep you from having to be a stupid person who fills a role in society that is valued enough to actually earn money.
That didn't make any sense. It's weird that people who talk about going to college not to be a stupid person can't write well enough to get their point across.
Well, the writers have stated numerous times that they intentionally based most of the characters off of the personalities of the actors playing them. Although they obviously exaggerated some their personality traits to make the show funnier.
Sorry to be a dick. *Au contraire and *Gandhi One time, when I was working in India, I misspelled it as "Ghandi" on a presentation for hundreds of parents. It turns out that the word "Ghand", if pronounced, means something like "asshole" (at least in one dialect or around Haryana). Unfortunately I didn't learn this until after giving the presentation. :/
Nick Offerman needs to reprise the roll of Ron Swanson in a new sitcom where Ron, his wife, his adopted children and son are living in Scotland, adapting to life as expatriates, owners of a major distillery, and his side business (a woodworking shop) is going through the usual pains of a startup, but in a socialist Scotland. This needs to be on my television screen by 2020, MAKE IT HAPPEN NICK!
Love the giggle the cameraman gives off at the " Iphone 2 plugging along just fine" answer at 1:08 !
You should listen to his advice. Although, our RUclips channel will work if a TOH marathon is unavailable.
This Old House
The greatest cameo comment ever made on youtube
I seriously think he has the best Moustache ever grown.
Nope Tom Selleck.
Burgundy and Selick are good options but only if nick were dead but even then his stash will live on
Sam Elliott.
Mustache experts rate his mustache the best mustache ever.
He's getting there, but has yet to beat Friedrich Nietzsche.
Tajak777 I was going to say Sam Elliott as well, especially in the Big Lebowski.
I would consider this very qualified advice.
This is LITERALLY the best advice I have ever heard.
This is easily the most qualified advice
Definitely,
the others are faar ouut
Easily! Some of the best advice ever advised. No kidding.
1:14 Camera man cracking up?
Busted.
+The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon hahaha soo cool so fun so hip so hilarious! mustve been mr. fallon himself posting that HILARRRRIOUSSS comment.. WOW
shhh
This is qualified advice! Nick Offerman is amazing!
I'm sorry... "Unqualified" advice?
I'm pretty sure Nick Offerman is the most qualified to give advice on any topic.
+Chipwhitley274 If i had the Choice to meet Abraham Lincoln and Nick Offerman. I would chose Nick. That's because his a god amongst men. Also, Abe is dead, and i don't feel comfortable talkin to a skeleton.
Unqualified can also mean, "Without reservation or limitation; total."
OMG OMG youcancallmequeenbean is me!!! Nick Offerman read my question and called me a fool! This is the greatest day ever!!!!
Ashley Moore LOL please let us know, did you go into the trades and start working as a bus mechanic like he told you?
Emily R As of May 2015, I am still in college and I made it through my lit class without reading and still passed! So, I have not gone into a trade YET!!!
+Ashley Moore you gotta get into woodworking and join his woodshop
+Ashley, no, for real, you're the fool?? That's awesome.
in what world is this man unqualified
the cameraman is DYING
This was the best UA segment to date. I kinda wish Nick Offerman was my own personal spiritual guru.
Still waiting for Parks & Recreation to return
Finished a few days ago m9.
way2tehdawn Why is it no one ever looks at the date on which the comment they're responding to was posted...
Raoul Duke Ah you got the joke ^_^
How dare they call the advice given from Nick Offerman "unqualified"
They mean that the advice wasn't qualified grammatically with words like "if," "unless," "upon," etc.
"Unqualified advice" means that given straight, with no strings attached. In this way, Nick Offerman's advice is very well deserving of the distinction "unqualified."
Joseph O'Brien wordplay, homie
I saw so many of those comments, I felt the need to explain it.
Ah, is that how they meant it, hmmm............
This Old House Marathon? Yes, please!
Ron Swanson would get along so much with Nick Offerman.
the iphone question was actually spot on, anyone is qualified to answer that question with that answer
1:11 haha he made the camera man laugh
this is the greatest man in the world
I'm gonna need him to not be anything other than Ron Swanson for the rest of his life. That's who he is now. Ron Swanson. Forever.
Nick Offerman: The man, the LEGEND.
"You sound like a fool and I would suggest maybe looking for a job in the trades."
+Connor Dillon While any increased interest in skilled trades is good, the depiction of trades workers as fools or idiots or whatever is just a horrific disservice to our world. We NEED more skilled laborers who can build and repair the infrastructure that is crumbling around us. Construction companies employ who knows how many illegal immigrants at better than walmart wages, just to carry crap and lean on shovels. On big projects that call for a large numbers of certified welders, they have to pay top dollar, like 35-40 an hour with tons of overtime, to get people to move from several states away to do a big construction project, there are never enough qualified people in an area locally, and in some instances they actually have to hire qualified welders and heavy equipment operators from other countries because they still can't get enough people to complete a project on time, even offering people the chance to make like 3000 a week for 2 or 3 months at a time, with nothing more than a certification and a highschool diploma. Across the nation, state and local governments have been slashing budgets for, and all together closing vocational schools and making all of the focus about funneling kids through english math and science so they can go right into college, and either A) get a useless degree that they can't make any money with or B) get a bunch of student debt and then drop out and become a statistic of a different color. Select few people actually belong on a college path, and more and more our society is becoming a college or burger flipper society, and that's what people think is normal. You either flip burgers or you go to college, and you stay flipping burgers until you get up off your butt and go to college. That isn't reality.
+hzuiel I'm an unskilled laborer. I just thought it was funny, I wasn't commenting on any economics.
+Connor Dillon Get that free college to keep you from having to be a stupid person who fills a role in society that is valued enough to actually earn money.
That didn't make any sense. It's weird that people who talk about going to college not to be a stupid person can't write well enough to get their point across.
+Connor Dillon How ironic.
BEST STACHE EVAR!!!!
I've come to the conclusion that Ron Swanson & Nick Offerman are the same person. Besides the fact that one side actually likes Tammy.
Well, the writers have stated numerous times that they intentionally based most of the characters off of the personalities of the actors playing them. Although they obviously exaggerated some their personality traits to make the show funnier.
"Don't buy the iPhone 6" Hahahahahaha
+Johnneh590 It was not a joke.
this is actually extremely qualified advice. I will take all of this advice and keep it in my heart forever.
Nick Offerman is awesome!
So glad they realized that replacing Ron's season one personality with Nick's would crank the show from a 6 to a fuck yeah.
That was the most qualified advice I've ever heard
I like that the camera-man laughs around 1:15 at the iPhone 2 comment.
I like that last piece of advice :)
This is actually very qualified advice. This title is misleading.
Ron Fucking Swanson
Offerman is the best.
Chana Bar-Noy im literally laughing out loud !!! Hahahhaa cant stoppp
i love this guy on parks and recreation
The Luke Bryan playing in the back lmaoo
Nick offerman is the man!! Best actor!
unqualified? oh contraire! Nick Offerman gives no bad advice. Offerman is the new Ghandi.
Sorry to be a dick.
*Au contraire
and
*Gandhi
One time, when I was working in India, I misspelled it as "Ghandi" on a presentation for hundreds of parents. It turns out that the word "Ghand", if pronounced, means something like "asshole" (at least in one dialect or around Haryana). Unfortunately I didn't learn this until after giving the presentation. :/
That last one got me. I love you Nick Offerman
I clicked like as soon as he called the first person a fool and recommended a career in the trades. Probably the best advice they've ever received.
Like how the cameraman chuckles at 1:14
Nick Offerman is God 🙌
I love how Luke Bryan "Roller Coaster" is on in the back. lol
The manliest way to tell someone you love them is writing it in fire. Do be cautious. This could turn into arson very quickly.
Thanks for answering my question Nick - guess I'll have to get around to watching This Old House now.
His answer about iPhones...
Is so accurate... I don't think he's unqualified at this point.
As a lit major, I love that first response. If you don't care for reading, why take literature courses?
Nick Offerman needs to reprise the roll of Ron Swanson in a new sitcom where Ron, his wife, his adopted children and son are living in Scotland, adapting to life as expatriates, owners of a major distillery, and his side business (a woodworking shop) is going through the usual pains of a startup, but in a socialist Scotland.
This needs to be on my television screen by 2020, MAKE IT HAPPEN NICK!
Does anyone else hear luke in the back singing?😂😍
Loud background music is loud
Best unqualified advice ever!!! 😂
I love Luke Bryan’s “Rollercoaster” in the background
Nick Offerman is Ron Swanson on the show and in real life.
lmfaooo "you sound like a fool" ahahahhaaaaaaa
Love this!
this video inspired me to watch parks and rec
1:19 That used to be called an apprenticeship. I'd have thought Nick would be all about those.
Nick Offerman comes across exactly how I thought he would be, very old fashioned and.... Other positive things someone might say hahaha
Down to Earth
UNIVERSE, LET HIM BE MY DAD IN AN ALTERNATE LIFE.
THANKS UNIVERSE!
Yo where do i get an iphone 2 at
I can't get over the fact he looks like a grumpy chubby cat
i loveee this man
He would just follow you home, lmao
Anyone hear Jimmy leading on the commercial break?
I like how the cameraman laughed.
That was all actually sound advice
Maple or sycamore tree! Lol
90 people are butthurt Apple fanboys
I was hoping with the "how to woo" question he would say something along the lines of make him a meat platter/breakfast platter or something lol
He's basically Ronswanson.
I love how Nick Offerman is listening to Luke Bryan on the sly
I’m thinking of leaving my teemage so on someone’s doorstep. Lol
"I'm guessing you sedated your son; because otherwise he would just follow you home from where you left him. So, you shouldn't drug your children.."
Yeah, that was great.
I was for sure the last one was gonna be "look him in the eye and say those three words: "Here's your beer."
I would love a R. Swanson spin-off.
Luke Brian in the background hahaha
The only thing I liked about this video was "roller coaster" by Luke Bryan was playing in the background!
He will forever remain Ron Swanson to me x)
He makes me re-evaluate my vow of never marrying. Perfect husband material. I want a Nick Offerman of my very own!
I refuse to help you. - Ron Swanson
the _fucking_ library ... !
Ron Swanson and Metal Beard
The trades, hahaha
love the eyebrows. so grumpy lookin
I believe that's a felony crime. I love this man.
Does anyone know what song is playing in the background? Thanks!
Charles dickens is great
I'm disappointed nobody asked "what's a not gay way to ask Nick to go camping with me?"
I'm so sedated. thanks Nick. love your work. do I hunt them down and throw eggs at them now?
Worst title ever, BEST ADVICE EVER.
Good
This makes me feel old I still have an iPhone 6
This man is qualified.
love how they are listening to luke bryan lol
Ron is REAL :D
He reminds me of Hemingway.
Sometimes I just imagine that nick offerman actually is Ron Swanson