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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
  • Nick Offerman tries his hand at The New Yorker’s cartoon-caption contest. He stars in the upcoming film "Hearts Beat Loud."
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  • @NekoMouser
    @NekoMouser 6 лет назад +4133

    "He'll go deep" is pretty damned brilliant.

    • @Musicmonk84
      @Musicmonk84 6 лет назад +133

      Seriously. I feel like that had to have been the actual caption.

    • @nub-cake
      @nub-cake 6 лет назад +54

      I went straight to the comments after hearing that, lol.

    • @dustinsandage9387
      @dustinsandage9387 6 лет назад +55

      The Netflix and Chill was pretty solid as well.

    • @wescameron8308
      @wescameron8308 6 лет назад +23

      That's the best one I've seen in one of these videos

    • @amusia1469
      @amusia1469 6 лет назад +13

      Ron F*cking Swanson

  • @Majesticon
    @Majesticon 6 лет назад +1653

    "It's over Jeff" and "he'll go deep" are actually kinda genius.

    • @ughIrats
      @ughIrats 5 лет назад +4

      Alex not American here - can you explain „It’s over Jeff” to me?

    • @nebulousisgod
      @nebulousisgod 5 лет назад +2

      ughIrats I don’t think there’s anything to explain. That or I don’t get it either

    • @shirleyl1300
      @shirleyl1300 5 лет назад +6

      ughIrats divorce

    • @davidrich27
      @davidrich27 4 года назад +10

      @@ughIrats She's breaking up with the guy in the casket.

  • @rserton
    @rserton 6 лет назад +2384

    "He'll go deep." would probably win the actual caption contest.

  • @hotrodgabe1
    @hotrodgabe1 6 лет назад +614

    I can’t believe he came up with “He’ll go deep” off the cuff. Super impressed.

  • @AscTuber
    @AscTuber 6 лет назад +462

    "He'll go deep." was actually really good.

  • @tomo197
    @tomo197 6 лет назад +1003

    I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.

    • @zacharyorr4358
      @zacharyorr4358 6 лет назад +18

      Tom O “bye bye little Sebastian we’ll miss you in the saddest faction. So bye bye little Sebastian your like 5000 candles in the wind.

    • @owens7807
      @owens7807 6 лет назад +1

      I just watched that episode

    • @goatlib2338
      @goatlib2338 6 лет назад +5

      I still don't get it.

    • @C4H10N4O2
      @C4H10N4O2 6 лет назад +5

      We need a song like a candle in the wind, but 5000 times better.

    • @Cory_Springer
      @Cory_Springer 6 лет назад +2

      I remember where I was when I heard the news...

  • @matisonfaull3009
    @matisonfaull3009 4 года назад +107

    The baseball one should have been “that’s right Bucky, I swing both ways.”

  • @g3n1u4
    @g3n1u4 6 лет назад +719

    "It's over, Jeff." I'm dying!!! XD

    • @savma1
      @savma1 6 лет назад +3

      Brilliant.

    • @cjua2803
      @cjua2803 6 лет назад +2

      Honestly the only good one

    • @lindaachelpohl
      @lindaachelpohl 6 лет назад +23

      Just like Jeff

    • @mitchellhughes5180
      @mitchellhughes5180 6 лет назад +5

      "I'm afraid I can't see you anymore as a patient." Nailed it!🤘🏻

    • @doingalright152
      @doingalright152 5 лет назад +3

      or " well, jeff....times up. "

  • @moeezS
    @moeezS 6 лет назад +664

    His dry wit is perfect for this. Which makes me think British comics should get in on this. Stewart Lee!

    • @andrew_owens7680
      @andrew_owens7680 6 лет назад +1

      A waste of Lee's talent. He's right where he ought to me.

    • @Brownalebelly
      @Brownalebelly 3 года назад

      Nothing funny about Stewart Lee.

  • @micaelaroyo4837
    @micaelaroyo4837 6 лет назад +124

    4:18 I feel like it would have had that pun humor if he wrote "Dolce and Gabbana are killing it this season."

    • @louisgray6350
      @louisgray6350 4 года назад

      Puns aren't funny

    • @ranaosman1393
      @ranaosman1393 4 года назад +3

      @@louisgray6350 puns and clever wordplay is the basis of cartoon captions

  • @Killenmachine05
    @Killenmachine05 6 лет назад +996

    Why is nick offerman reversed aging? He looks 30

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 6 лет назад +6

      Dan Killen lol right. Probably just the wait kiss

    • @Cory_Springer
      @Cory_Springer 6 лет назад +40

      This was filmed in the early 90s

    • @JP2GiannaT
      @JP2GiannaT 6 лет назад +7

      It's the hair...

    • @doctorbellacullen
      @doctorbellacullen 6 лет назад +22

      He had to put on weight for parks and rec I think loosing it has made him look younger

    • @joshbrucks
      @joshbrucks 6 лет назад +12

      if he looks 30 i must look 12

  • @Exayevie
    @Exayevie 6 лет назад +578

    He used the name Jeff twice and spelled it two different ways.

  • @scooterdooter
    @scooterdooter 6 лет назад +42

    1:48 "And why do you believe this is a good time to quit therapy?"
    3:55 "Is it just me, or is this game beginning to drag?"

  • @HarrisonsFord
    @HarrisonsFord 6 лет назад +326

    You know who I want to see do this more than anyone in the world? Eric Andre.

    • @Cyborganna
      @Cyborganna 6 лет назад +10

      Beef Supreme Bird up!

    • @dewolf49
      @dewolf49 5 лет назад +11

      Honestly knowing Eric it'd mostly just be whatever popped into his mind first with little to no filtering or regard for whether it makes any sense

    • @neomcdoom
      @neomcdoom 5 лет назад +5

      It would be unfunny.
      He’d probably do a bit where he’d just write down AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      and then scream as loud as he could at the interviewer.

    • @hunterwhaley5221
      @hunterwhaley5221 5 лет назад +2

      Omg😂

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 5 лет назад +1

      OP, is this eric andre idea based on his tinder profile bit?
      ruclips.net/video/8uwYo_M_I5Q/видео.html (bc i agree)

  • @bigol9223
    @bigol9223 6 лет назад +80

    Coffin therapist:
    "What I'm hearing is that you're still afraid to get out and start living life again."

  • @Jaxon.Hammond
    @Jaxon.Hammond 6 лет назад +230

    Out of all the caption contests, Nick Offerman did the best

    • @uchster9
      @uchster9 6 лет назад

      Bill Hader was better.

    • @logazipam6568
      @logazipam6568 6 лет назад +1

      I completely agree!

    • @thomastyler4924
      @thomastyler4924 6 лет назад +7

      Agreed as well. They were out of nowhere, but fit so perfectly. The "It's over" caption in particular had me rolling, especially because I never in a hundred years would've thought to look at it as a break-up scenario.
      Nick Offerman, it's not a matter of *if* you got the job, but *when* you can start.

  • @wadeoliver3596
    @wadeoliver3596 6 лет назад +17

    the bull with the swords: : "Did I mention that I used to be show business."

  • @neonom1024
    @neonom1024 6 лет назад +4

    to me, what's even funnier than his brilliant captions is just him describing what the cartoon is. a whole series of that please?

    • @ericafaganlmt
      @ericafaganlmt 9 месяцев назад

      Absolutely the most underrated part of the video 😂

  • @songninja
    @songninja 5 лет назад +31

    Priest one: "Forgive me father for my shin."

  • @CRtrain
    @CRtrain 4 года назад +17

    "It's over Jeff" and the coffee comes flying out of my mouth this morning

  • @ohtehlolz
    @ohtehlolz 6 лет назад +16

    The baseball coach with heels "this game really keeps me on my toes" was my immediate response. I think baseball is boring so that literally made me lol.
    Yes I'm a dad and in my 30s.

  • @ryancoulter4797
    @ryancoulter4797 4 года назад +37

    Cathscan.
    It’s been seven appointments since my last confession.

  • @xTheOxx
    @xTheOxx 6 лет назад +26

    Too much talent in one man. It's just not fair.

  • @Lindeberg91
    @Lindeberg91 6 лет назад +66

    Hahaha, he's really good at it.

  • @rachele3334
    @rachele3334 4 года назад +3

    “It’s an oak tree, judging by the foliage.” I love this guy. 😂

  • @bruvonjones
    @bruvonjones 5 лет назад +2

    Him swearing is something I never thought I needed or would ever hear, but I am so glad that I did

  • @deshaundozier
    @deshaundozier 6 лет назад +7

    "He'll go deep," "why can't I Netflix and chill," and "D&G is killing it this year" is the perfect perfect example of comedic genius

  • @bonez319
    @bonez319 6 лет назад +3

    "Geoff, those fuckers will be delicious" LOL! That's the best one.

  • @wakeforest112
    @wakeforest112 6 лет назад +122

    1:59 "I dunno Doc, sometimes I just feel dead inside..."

    • @enbardis
      @enbardis 6 лет назад +3

      Bob Jones oh that's great lol

    • @josephmorales652
      @josephmorales652 5 лет назад +1

      I feel like that is probably what the artist was feeling

    • @briankaslewicz6130
      @briankaslewicz6130 4 года назад

      Therapist: "Have you thought about being more open?"

  • @pizzazombie5209
    @pizzazombie5209 6 лет назад +13

    These are all great, but this one's the best yet. Gold.

  • @HedyNAt
    @HedyNAt 6 лет назад +1

    Best one of this series I’ve seen yet.

  • @wherethe2riversmeet628
    @wherethe2riversmeet628 4 года назад +15

    The baseball one should’ve said, “These endorsement deals are getting out of hand”.

    • @kuteken6312
      @kuteken6312 4 года назад

      "I swing both ways" is also good. Not mine btw, read in the comment.

  • @puppykitten1557
    @puppykitten1557 6 лет назад +91

    For the first one, I thought ‘We crumb in peace!”

    • @stephenlasko9217
      @stephenlasko9217 6 лет назад +4

      Oh, we're toast.

    • @coffeyeoin5
      @coffeyeoin5 5 лет назад

      theres a differene between clever and corny

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 5 лет назад +1

      there's a difference between criticism and cynicism

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 5 лет назад +1

      "a wireless toaster? that's next-level picnicing right there."

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 5 лет назад

      "looks like the avocado aliens are back..."

  • @SuperNolanMan
    @SuperNolanMan 5 лет назад +4

    3:15 “I hope you saved room for dessert.”

  • @marjar.5978
    @marjar.5978 6 лет назад +106

    Man, Offerman is a cutie!

  • @yadabotbingo
    @yadabotbingo 6 лет назад +4

    Alien toaster, 1st cartoon...
    "I thought they'd be more technically advanced"

  • @TheNumberScott
    @TheNumberScott 6 лет назад +221

    The Chris Christie one was genius.

    • @enbardis
      @enbardis 6 лет назад +2

      TheNumberScott I didn't get it

    • @tylerknight99
      @tylerknight99 5 лет назад +4

      He had a scandal over closing a major thoroughfare, allegedly for construction, during rush hour to get back at someone.

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 5 лет назад

      chris christie was in the truck ..."way out of his lane". joke wasn't genius.

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 5 лет назад

      had not a thing to do with the bridge scandal

  • @WILD__THINGS
    @WILD__THINGS 4 года назад +8

    "He'll go deep" is actually genius
    But my comment isn't because apparently everyone else here noticed as well

  • @JeanPaulBeaubier
    @JeanPaulBeaubier 6 лет назад +285

    nick offerman's captions are actually witty -- i like the other guys who have done the captions, but they weren't funny at all

    • @marfology
      @marfology 6 лет назад +17

      yeah so far his are the best. A couple mulligan answers with "thanks obama" but still the best overall

    • @Jaxon.Hammond
      @Jaxon.Hammond 6 лет назад +1

      Exactly!

    • @LittleFr0sty
      @LittleFr0sty 6 лет назад +4

      Only in New York!

    • @natelwood7606
      @natelwood7606 6 лет назад +2

      only in new york!!

  • @tinaking3881
    @tinaking3881 5 лет назад +1

    "I have a pretty balanced disposition. "
    My favorite!
    Lol
    Merry Christmas

  • @neokoga
    @neokoga 6 лет назад +5

    Love nick's hair he looks great. These were all so spot on!

  • @beanbaby101090
    @beanbaby101090 6 лет назад +6

    My Caption for the picture before Nicks - "Honey, I think it kicked in."

  • @fka.climate
    @fka.climate 4 года назад +5

    The zombie one: “Rekill them with kindness.”

  • @tommyjames9561
    @tommyjames9561 4 года назад +27

    "I hope nobody has a nut allergy" is my favorite by far. Bc only a complete nut would offer cookies to zombies. Nice one Nick.

  • @TripDoub
    @TripDoub 5 лет назад +4

    0:45 "If they see us, we're toast!"

  • @brendanredler3666
    @brendanredler3666 6 лет назад +1

    Nick nailed it with a good *performance*. The gig is 'guy writing captions on the spot.' They don't have to stand alone!

  • @grandexandi
    @grandexandi 6 лет назад +749

    Surprisingly hot in a sweatshirt.

    • @wholesome122
      @wholesome122 6 лет назад +39

      Alex you mean unsurprisingly

    • @grandexandi
      @grandexandi 6 лет назад +8

      Androgynous Anonymous Yes, both apply.

    • @Itsrainingcatsyall
      @Itsrainingcatsyall 6 лет назад +1

      Alex right?? Amen to that!

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila 6 лет назад

      Alex You misspelled “money”, but yeah.

  • @seanstandup9157
    @seanstandup9157 4 года назад +5

    5:05 if those are the birds I can't wait to see the bees

  • @ernie4828
    @ernie4828 6 лет назад +25

    That haircut looks so good on him

  • @andremansa1
    @andremansa1 6 лет назад +16

    N.O. is looking real cute these days...

  • @hobihope2981
    @hobihope2981 6 лет назад +2

    I love it when Nick laughs at his own jokes

  • @tomasshade6281
    @tomasshade6281 5 лет назад

    Rocking the "How do you do, fellow kids?" look

  • @kekort2
    @kekort2 4 года назад

    Nick is the best one I've seen at this.

  • @ukojesita3383
    @ukojesita3383 6 лет назад +35

    He was great

  • @airline_peanuts
    @airline_peanuts 4 года назад +3

    Baseball manager wearing heels: "I'm calling for the drag bunt again"

  • @mikelcomposition
    @mikelcomposition 4 года назад +7

    The Chris Christie one was pretty witty.

  • @SherriSLC
    @SherriSLC 5 лет назад

    Nick Offerman was the best I've watched so far. He could win the job of writing captions I think.

  • @hailmary7283
    @hailmary7283 3 года назад +1

    For the therapist coffin one: "You know I charge the same whether you talk or not right?"

  • @orangemage9522
    @orangemage9522 6 лет назад

    My favorite in the series so far.

  • @dimitreze
    @dimitreze 6 лет назад +228

    0:45 - Clide, nobody will believe that we saw a big toaster!

    • @Evan-Eko
      @Evan-Eko 6 лет назад +11

      Maybe they can tell us if the Earth is flat...bread.

    • @alecwhatshisname5170
      @alecwhatshisname5170 6 лет назад +18

      Also, “we’re toast!”

    • @RandomComics1
      @RandomComics1 6 лет назад +6

      BAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

    • @tvstudentNL
      @tvstudentNL 6 лет назад +3

      'Nobody will ever believe us when we tell them what we're seeing. They like their bread only SLIGHTLY toasted?!'

    • @jaredmills6393
      @jaredmills6393 6 лет назад

      It's as if i'm "half baked" clide

  • @JoFu_
    @JoFu_ 5 лет назад +10

    For the coffin at the psychologist’s one I’d have gone with “And how long have you felt dead inside?”
    But I loved the “He’ll go deep” one.

  • @DudeMcAwesome
    @DudeMcAwesome 4 года назад +6

    'I hope no one has a nut allergy' is my favorite.

  • @metime4209
    @metime4209 6 лет назад +1

    "He'll go deep" is BRILLIANT!!!

  • @BenMarvin
    @BenMarvin 6 лет назад +1

    "Thanks Monsanto" for the bird one.

  • @Deanasis
    @Deanasis 6 лет назад +2

    "He'll go deep" Is actually perfect.

  • @buenoblanco
    @buenoblanco 6 лет назад

    By far the best so far!

  • @squaresoft01
    @squaresoft01 5 лет назад +1

    Dude he killed it....way funnier than most

  • @dillcool235
    @dillcool235 3 года назад +1

    0:45 "yep those are aliens, born n bread"

  • @MindPetrol
    @MindPetrol 4 года назад +2

    "Why do you think they travelled the cosmos to come to Earth?"
    "........they're after our butter."

  • @SMFortissimo
    @SMFortissimo 6 лет назад +52

    You’re pretty good at this!

  • @hellagreen2734
    @hellagreen2734 5 лет назад

    This is my favourite so far. Nick Offerman is brilliant.

  • @jasonday5143
    @jasonday5143 6 лет назад

    This is comedy gold. Nick Offerman is a genius. I could watch a million of these

  • @andrewlawrence5244
    @andrewlawrence5244 5 лет назад +2

    For the cookie one, I would’ve said...
    “Honey, would you mind, the cookies are getting cold”

  • @arlenedavis81
    @arlenedavis81 6 лет назад +1

    “That’s a Jimmy Choo flat” haha 😂

  • @tianamatson
    @tianamatson 6 лет назад

    That football one was AWESOME!!!

  • @texasaggie85
    @texasaggie85 6 лет назад

    He’ll go deep... and it’s over Jeff...👏🏼 well done sir.

  • @JLPicard1648
    @JLPicard1648 6 лет назад

    5:18 I would've gone for "at least they keep the squirrels off it"

  • @AdamRomie
    @AdamRomie 6 лет назад +31

    Hire the man!

  • @mrbigg151
    @mrbigg151 4 года назад

    I like this guy's wit lol...and the therapist slant was spot-on!

  • @Thiefree
    @Thiefree 6 лет назад +1

    I couldn't love this man more.

  • @junkiejackflash
    @junkiejackflash 6 лет назад

    Can you imagine playing cards against humanity with Nick Offerman

  • @WandereringFamily123
    @WandereringFamily123 6 лет назад

    The caption for the one with the giant birds should be "See, I told you 3 baboon-sized ducks would be WAY easier to handle than 30 duck-sized baboons."

  • @amalzuhair4495
    @amalzuhair4495 6 лет назад

    Dang he has this down to an art and his voice is made for asmr all I want to is close my eyes and hear him talk.

  • @gameworkerty
    @gameworkerty 6 лет назад +31

    Griffin McElroy next

  • @JayColor
    @JayColor 6 лет назад +1

    “It’s over Jeff.” Lol

  • @isabelomalley-krohn7068
    @isabelomalley-krohn7068 6 лет назад +2

    "two humans, one with hair and one without"

  • @gapster77
    @gapster77 4 года назад

    I hope nobody has a Nut Allergy. Brilliant!
    That is a very hard caption and can only be worthy of such a caption. Genius!

  • @eviec2749
    @eviec2749 6 лет назад

    Best one so far.

  • @songninja
    @songninja 5 лет назад +2

    Arrow one: "What can I say? I can't keep'm off me Doc."

  • @Roy-G-Biv
    @Roy-G-Biv 6 лет назад +17

    I never realized how handsome he is until now.

  • @danieledwards5626
    @danieledwards5626 6 лет назад +11

    You gotta hire him!

  • @JimSteinbrecher
    @JimSteinbrecher 6 лет назад +2

    4:28 - "well, thats the last time i pick a spanish acupuncturist"

  • @WhiteWolfTechGaming
    @WhiteWolfTechGaming 6 лет назад

    I lost it at "It's over, Jeff."

  • @Leocaprio.Dinardo
    @Leocaprio.Dinardo 5 лет назад

    by far the best captions so far in this series

  • @anthonydeunger9394
    @anthonydeunger9394 6 лет назад +1

    3:30 "He could have just texted!" - For the Cupid one

  • @DippinSauc
    @DippinSauc 6 лет назад +6

    "He'll go deep." Oh yeah 😎

  • @germanomagnone
    @germanomagnone 2 года назад

    I would have written
    1:23 "someone ordered sushi"
    2:54 "he will use the game of the mind"
    3:21 "these costumes are realistic this year"
    3:51 "all right, do your duty well; BUT THAT'S TOO MUCH."

  • @OdditiesandRarities
    @OdditiesandRarities 6 лет назад

    0:43 "I hope those aliens find this planet warm enough... I know they like it... toasty."

  • @avabliss3186
    @avabliss3186 6 лет назад

    3:10
    A) Okay, let’s do good cop, bad cop
    B) The wifis only been down 10 minutes !
    C) Kevin? KEVINNN!
    D) When you’re in college and you’re parents bring you food

  • @nabeelaaltaf5027
    @nabeelaaltaf5027 6 лет назад +11

    Seriously I was watching Ron Swanson and Food when this popped up :D