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"people will call you a dinosaur" DONT YOU FUCKING DARE DO MY BOY THE T.REX LIKE THAT PHIL. You will NEVER be as cool as he is in your LIFE
Imagine his heart dropping seeing $0.00 on his RUclips Studio after a night of pulls.
“Between the hours of 8am and 11:30am”
Sooooo this happened and was resolved while you were sleeping…got it.
I thought the same thing. He wasn't even awake to see this happen.
Phil is a fish that doesn't realize that the small pond he swims in has become an ocean. He just cannot reconcile that he fell ass backwards into success and like most lottery winners he was unable to continue generating wealth because his personality is geared towards consumption, not creation.
Personality geared towards consumption, not creation.... I like that. 🫡🫡
You nailed it. He had the chance to maintain and grow that success. He blew it. He couldn’t even handle taxes. He had the money to pay financial advisors and accountants. He knew businesses need those services. His greed got the best of him.
Great way to put it.
@@dyingculture Phil... Fish?
*Are we sure we're not talking about the creator of Fez here? Although truth be told, that indie developer was also an insufferable asshole similar to DSPGaming, but at least he could create something of value, even if some of it's charm and technical awe has been lost over the past decade or so.*
This just proves how much he sits and stares at his analytics off-stream 🤣
Phil saying "oopsie poopsie" is actually on brand for him because the phrase contains the word "poop", and we all know shit is Phil's favorite thing to talk about.
FecalFetishPhil
Yes, but for a man who has no kids (and has NEVER interacted with a kid before), he acts and sounds far too much like a dad for his own good. It's... terrifying.
The man also uses “yucky” and “yummy” to a concerning degree
@@MLPIceberghe interacted with kids before, remember panda?
He sang a fart song 3 times during todays stream. The guy is a joke.
I've had this thought for a while where I genuinely think Phil is just living 10 years in the past or time just moves slower for The Guy. It explains how he took so long to "adopt direct capture" and why he's constantly bringing up the 2010s like they happened last goddamn week.
He tried to convince people a few years ago a mod he used to have was still a kid, he met him at a con but the kid got tired of dsp so he stopped being a fan. Then dsp brought him up and he responded. Dsp is stuck on his golden age of YT
A person's perception of time in the long term is measured in novel experiences. Phil has been avoiding any novel experiences since 2010.
@@7gdnzits all he has, everyone hates him except jade and the sex offender but other than that no one likes him, his cat bites him all the time his “wife” can’t stand being around him his neighbors hate him and would hate him more if they knew the damages he’s doing to there homes, his paranoia says all of Seattle is after him especially the urban style people. The only thing he has going for him is early 2000’s-2010’s and he will stay there kicking and screaming until the gin fully takes over his brain and he can’t remember fuck all just “look at camera,bitch at camera”
Which is hilarious cause in a clip with him talking about working out he gripes when people ask him what he focused his workout on and says he wouldn’t be able to remember something from the 2000s even tho he’s the king of living in the past
I know how it feels a bit. I had depression. When you are unhappy with your situation and regrets your choices, you keep living in the past and how the good old days were much better. I kept isolating myself, getting fat and spending a lot of time on my bed doing nothing or binging youtube videos.
I'm 31 and single, so I came to spend some time with my parents. My professor allowed some time and that I keep finishing writing my thesis here with them.
I actually learned from watching detractor content about Phil how not the act, and that we need help from our loved ones when we are not ok.
Thats Phils biggest problem right now, imo. He refuses any help. He keeps his delusion and pushing everyone away, as he always has. Now he has almost no one to rely on.
I work as a consultant for a bank and NEVER hear about money as often until Dave starts talking. Everything ties back to money for him. Either his, detractors, other streamers... Money, money, money. It must be exhausting talking to him.
Which explains why even his wife hates hanging with him.
It's the only thing he seems to care about. Sad little man
@@AtlustheBookkeeper
That isn't true. DSP cares about food and Hogan pulls too!
Phil talks about RUclips like a shapeshifting skinwalker. No Phil, it’s just that trends and formats are changing and you can’t comprehend it lmao
"My passion for games shines through" says the guy quiting Helldivers, not playing ff7, blaming BG3 for hurting his business, trash talking Marvel Rivals while in alpha. Who loves fighting games but isn't revisiting the dlc for Tekken or MK
Don't forget about the SF6
He hates games. He seems to feel miserable when playing anything he isn't 100% familiar with, and he isn't interested in the stories or characters in the slightest. He's only playing games because despite his best efforts (few and far between) he's yet to successfully pivot his channel into people paying him a living wage to bitch and whine straight to camera and insult his chat. And he refuses to accept that this will never happen.
According to Phil’s logic, no one actually has passion for gaming besides him
@Evan.280 Everyone is fake or a shill.
@Flamedramon645 oh yeah that too lol. Finished a mastery so drop that to
Guess what also broke and never got fixed. A whole bathroom and a dishwasher.
don't forget his blinds, apparently all his house's blinds are broken...
Jasper's medical issues could also count for things broken but not fixed in his household
But he did scam $1000 to change his car battery…
And his garbage disposal.
And his marriage
RUclips should hire phil, he took that one computer science class in college. He clearly knows better than everyone else.
The net code dood! I totally understand networking even though I need professional assistance to restart my router 🙄🙄😬😂
Im pretty sure you tube has beta versions.
Call me crazy but I think if RUclips completely turned off monetization the platform would probably be quite a bit better
With all his complaints, why doesn’t he just form his own website since he has all the Knowledge!? I’m sure they don’t want them to run to him every time there’s a problem… 🤣 He’ll have nothing to complain about!
I'd love to see someone ask Phil what an IRQ is.
I love how he rails against RUclips for "never testing anything". This is the same guy who was pissing and gnashing his teeth at his own fans cause he couldnt be bothered to look into setting up Fightcade on his on time for a literal decade. Pathetic.
Yo I was watching a Tevin video from back in the day and Dave didn't even know how to look up patch notes for SF4. Nothing changes
@@Hoscue He couldnt look up the patch notes fro SF6 either because he didnt know what they were called.
The guy didnt know he had a volume button for his audio setup and a pause button in OBS.
And, speaking of testing, has he ever bothered to boot the Mini PC?
Phil learns new words not because he thinks they're useful but because he thinks it makes him sound smart he has an obsession with trying not to look stupid while actively looking stupid
"Don't ever say Oopsie Poopsie again"
This had me laughing.
The man that thinks nothing of sending someone a spoon then censors himself and say "Oopsie Poopsie"
WTF
DSP: I do have a nest egg dood... My 6 Star Golden Hogan Baby!
except there is no possibility of reselling those cards! i know youre joking around, but damn what a waste of money.
@@ashen-one--x That was my point. Phil is so stupid his only investment is worthless sweaty jpegs of Hogan
@@ashen-one--x You can sell your account with the cards in it perhaps.
@@TheZodiacRipper hadnt thought of that! good thinking.
@@TheZodiacRipper It'd be a smart move, but we all know that ain't gonna happen 😆
This is not a podcast.
This is not an office.
This is not a successful business.
....
DSP is the only person I know who speaks on things like applications, websites, and coding as if he is either an expert or understands the concepts on a level equal with the RUclips employees that manage/write/work-on those things. All while not knowing basic knowledge about cloud based networking or computing.
I guess fake it til' you make it, but he's seemingly skipping the "make it" part.
It's worse than that. He doesn't understand the robust, complex knowledge of using Google. Or restarting and updating your PC to keep it up to date. He acts like he updates his drivers. But I doubt it. And he also doesn't understand anything about software versions and compatibility.
I just keep thinking of more things. Like you said, he doesn't understand networking. But on a more basic level, he doesn't understand how internet lines work at all. Hence him having a business line. Which isn't different to a normal line at all. He doesn't understand VPNs or netcode. But acts like hes an expert on those aswell.
@@Puddspanker He updated his drivers once and failed hard.
Phil invented let's play, montages and tik Tok shorts?? Man what a savant, I'm sure he profited off such foresight...
I'm normally an audio style, but tonight I threw ya up on the TV. Never got a great look at your avatar.
Just gonna say, thay book its reading has some of the MEANEST binding I've ever seen. Book could save you from a grenade of you close it in it.
Also, the wristbones are magnificent. Surprisingly accurate.
Darksy does great work I can't say that enough
As if Phill "wasn't freaking out" about not being able to see how little money he was making on demand. You know if it lasted a few more hours he would've been crying on stream about RUclips itself issuing a detractor-style chargeback.
Oopsie poopsie? What is he my grandmother?
He does have a scat fetish
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
I still want a bread style sandwich, Atlus.
We know DSP was freaking out the most about "losing" money glitch. He just DMed them instead of publicly posting his freak out.
19:47 Yes because that's how brooms work
He genuinely doesn't understand who sets the trends. He thinks youtube sets these trends, or the creators, but its the viewers that set them. He cannot understand that.
DSP is an alien who doesn't understand the phrase "variety is the spice of life".
His sweeping motion is something else. This guy is terrified of the broom in his storage closet.
i cannot overstate how much i love the intro music. this may be telling on myself, but for me, after rage comes a preternatural calmness. i hear that it's like a forest suddenly going silent. big ups to whoever made that music. o7
I imagine phil in a computer science class would play out like him hacking in fallout 4 lmao
Dsp complains about companies QA process is pretty funny. Meanwhile we have fix phils internet streams and why cant he install fightcade.
Whatever I wanna call you? Phil you are and forever will be The Guy. Nothing less and absolutely nothing else.
...But Phil is literally talking to children.
Now is the time for ROBUST chargebacks
I love DSP's infinite unhingedness ♥
The only thing DSP does well, is talk shit about topics that he knows absolutely about. His favorite past time is shitting on things he doesnt understand because he cant be bothered to learn about anything.
A man who is desperate to sound smart
this is the best description of the guy yet
On an unrelated subject Im starting to say robust and big ups IRL. What have you done to me skeleton man?
When I say "sound good?" to my 3 YO he says back "sounds good to me" bc I say it so much 🤣
Every detractor vocabulary is being slowly corrupted
The amount of item descriptions I’ve seen in FF14 with “robust” in them makes me pause.
@@Hoscue your child is a detractor lol.
I cracked the code!!! When dsp talks it sounds like someone presenting a class. Like following up a statement with "now what dose that mean" I remember teachers and kids giving presentations doing. So when he "got" his "buissnes degree" he didn't absorb any of the info from the class just how the teacher talked and "he" thinks that that is the business know how "he" clames to have.
Phil talks about how he was some messiah back in the day of RUclips and he pressures on it. But he never mentions why he had plans to capitalize on it and threws the excuse " its just for fun geys" yet if its fun why investing money made on a BMW? huh?! Anyways what he says about improving and what not has been a lie since he lik,.. LOVES to go on peoples past like Keemstar and pewdiepie and talks about there N word screwups.. yet phil has said those 2-3 years ago multiple times on stream and does not own up to it.
YES! He says "oopsie poopsie" twice and it's a drill to my head. Just like "comfy" and "yummy" during Feasting with the Gout it's not something a 40+year old should EVER say, we know he has no problem with cursing. Say RUclips fucked up, he'd still be wrong but he'd sound like an adult.
The only reason DSP isn't the CEO of RUclips is because he's allergic to success, by choice of course.
15:40 ah yes, the totally organic not-made-up and meaningful 'new fan' who emails phil and inherently knows that he's been around for 16 years and states such in the email
Oh we’ve seen this Phil before. We all remember how he’d talk shit about Twitch just to crawl back to it a few times.
Phil is just mad anytime anyone makes money except for him
This has nothing to do with the video itself but I figured I had to share it with you Atlus cause you'll get a kick out of this.
I finished Baldur's Gate 3 recently and then went and watched the last part of the TIHYDP. Well at the need of the game through thick and thin with his party DSP's character married Halsin. He didn't mean to but somehow managed to not realize every dialogue option he gave Halsin led to that. And this led to my favorite DSP quote of all time. "The game is essentially a s3xual predator." He actually said this because he accidentally got into a relationship with Halsin.
I couldn't stop laughing at how absurd it was.
had to change accounts since youtube banned me from commenting because of bullying. oh well. too bad i never did any bullying besides leave a "loser" comment on phils video the other day.
thanks for the upload!
He says youtube algorithm is broken but i get nothing but detractor content after watching a bunch, seems to be working xdd
When I heard DSP talking about how RUclips changes “to chase a trend” I shook my head in disbelief. Someone with a business degree would understand how companies need to adapt to the market in order to keep the doors open. Just because they change doesn’t mean they made a mistake. The mistake is in NOT changing or changing too late.
DSP is a horse and carriage in the land of muscle cars.
You say money maker, I say Hogan maker. Potato Potado.
I can't imagine talking as slowly as Phil, even when I'm drunk.
RUclips is looking out for their own best interests and they should. They don’t give a fu*k about no DSP and why should they. If it was the other way around DSP would only be about him and the hell with RUclips.
Such a disparage of a man. So hard headed, so much so he blames everyone else for his problems and hardships if you can call it that, to such a degree that just makes no sense, its nonsense. All the answers to almost any problem are at his and anyones fingertips, mouse clicks away.
Let's face it, you either keep up with the changes in the platform or you are left behind. For someone who's been on here as long as Phil, you should KNOW this by now! As for the issues RUclips had, no matter how perfect something seems, there will always be hiccups. It's inevitable.
9:07 "Is this a huge deal? No."
THEN WHY DID YOU BRING IT UP?
Phil is a dad driving his station wagon full of dents screaming for him to pull over at Disney or a potty break. When Phil finally pulls over at a garbage dump with shitty diapered dents he screams how he is doing what they asked for the entire trip and look where it led them!!!!
Philbert: "Waaa! Waaa! Thanks to RUclips I won't get any more views/monetization on a video that should be popular and relevant!"
Me: Welcome to the world of everyone you falsely DMCA'd and took down videos out of spite. Hope you enjoy your stay!
Its almost like RUclips gives him a platform to make noney " not earn" you think the slouch would be even the tiniest bit bit grateful for that and understanding because if RUclips went belly up he's gonna be pulling Hogan's under a freeway overpass
What a coincidense dsp also starts his streams without checking anything or preparing for what hes gonna talk about
19:33 he doesn’t even know how to use a washing machine, no surprise he doesn’t know how to sweep. That’s what his mo-wife is for dood!
Good point
As a software engineer, listening to his takes around software are super entertaining, until I realize he's talking to his fans as if he's got expertise in the subject, and he's trying to explain that an API not returning data means that the data has been deleted.
2:37 Are you a stationary? Because Phil is biting his nails while looking directly at you.
im not allowed to disclose this info
Oopsie poopsie somebody made boom boom in their Zelda jammies
2:13 X to doubt on two controllers
oopsie poopsie
YT is a detractor now guiz. They ruined his bizness!
Again for the Nth time or some such
Atlus you really found a way to make DSP's content enjoyable to watch, I can't believe it
I'm glad you feel that way about my stuff boss 🙏
You can't blame Phil for actually crapping his undies when the glitch happened, because you know for a fact he did. When your whole modus vivendi is being the biggest POS and then cry about being mistreated, you must be living like you're balancing on the edge of the sharpest knife.
RUclips doesn’t test anything? Remember when he was bitching about memberships and stuff because he wasn’t one of the ones chosen to test it out? There’s various examples of this, but he has to warp reality to favor what ever point he is trying to make in the moment. Then instantly contradict that point so he can justify some other lie or bullshit opinion he has.
great content as always boss, big ups to anyone with the mental fortitude to listen to him for that long. I can barely make it for an hour or two just watching PoP re-stream his fight nights before the primal monkey part of my brain takes over makes me want to forcibly exile him from the herd. ☠💀
Thanks boss 🙏
If I complained this much I’d be fired.
19:40 They repeated themselves, broke down constantly. A simple handshake would give them away. You'll put yourself away again, won't you, Dave? - Robert Ford (Westworld)
There was a RUclips glitch for 10 minutes so let's talk about it for 30 minutes.
19:23 Yes because when I see that motion I see sweeping the fact that Phil is ten years older than me and doesn't know how to sweep is really sad
Biggest of ups uce
Yeah, RUclips rolls out new features without any form of testing, LITERALLY. That’s how tech companies work, totally.
It’s just cyclical at this point. Say something outlandish > say literally > get defensive and prideful when someone calls you out > ban so the hugbox isn’t penetrated.
Thats why they allow a select few users to test out new features, which is something Phil complained about before if im not mistaken.
I can't with this guy. The way he speaks make me violently angry. It's so weird and dented.
I never know if Phil is saying the same things over and over again or it's I watch so much detractor content. My money's on the first thing honestly.
oopsie poopsie...why is this man so obsessed with scat it has to be in 99% of his daily dialogue?
No Phil, they do test stuff. It's usually in a small-scale environment and then they can apply hot-fixes to any problems that arise when it hits the masses. Assuming the problem is worth such a fix. Also, not the kind of thing to bring to your audience, really. How many of them actively give a rat's arse about youtube revenue? It's not their money. It's not their problem. RUclips is not important to billions of people.
There are youtubers like Criken and Critikal who have also been around for 16 years on RUclips and they are doing fine so I don’t get why Philliam thinks him surviving this long is an achievement when others have been on the site the same amount of time and maintained/multiplied their success
confirmed phil works for youtube. He knows too much about youtube.
This dude lives his entire life in the past. And somehow thinks he's going to make money this way for the rest of his life. He's going to be in for a shock inside the next 5 years.
inshallah
Thank you for keeping me distracted at work❤❤❤{big ups on the thumbnail}
More evidence Phil feels so entitled that the world around him should adapt to him rather than the other way around. Always wanting to do the same thing and be rewarded for it because it worked one time.
Recently, Phil has had the rhetoric that he wants things to be the way they were in 2010. But they can't and shouldn't. People's standards went up. RUclips changed in many ways. The amount of creators increased, thus upping the production value and competition. The ad revenue turned into stream and sponsorship revenue.
Things can't just be easy street, you're the only guy making 250,000 dollars a month for churning out videos. Phil is delusional yes, but he also lives in the past.
OMG!! there was a glitch on the ability to view a single data set that %99.9 of YT users don't even use or have for 2 HOURS! most youtubers didn't even know there was a glitch at all. Phil is such a boomer. He's the grumpy old man of YT
If I was the Head of RUclips I would get rid of DSPs channel
Somehow it’s Tevin’s fault too.
13:09 where did Phil get the idea that disputes take 2 weeks to resolve? I fight content ID claims on just about every video. A DISPUTE gives the copyright holder, not YT, 30 days to decide. If he filed an APPEAL, which you can do instead in most cases, they get 7 days, caveat being, if they deny your appeal, your video us removed and you get a strike.
Maybe the same mutt that's striking everyone handles his disputes and gave Phil wrong information, and Phil can NEVER be bothered to do research.
He really needs that $4 his viral Fallout clickbait video should have produced.
I think DSP should not be speaking to kids period
The fact that he talks about RUclipsrs that have been around for a long time, making the same content and making less money but then brings up AVGN is so hilarious. Look at AVGN's content. While it is still cheesy the quality has improved drastically over time, and he has branched out into multiple different series. You can't make the same content you made in 2010 and expect it to be successful.
DSP Be like: "Im a Selfish Ninja, The Crown Is Heavy, I Pray They My Real Friends, If not im YMW Melly"
6:11 it’s called tria and error, dsp doesn’t believe in that though, things must work on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd try, PC gaming sometimes having a game glitch is a risk too heavy to happen on stream
The fact that he thinks you have to change yourself as a person to jump on trends on youtube is very telling. And why did he use the ice bucket challenge? A trend from 2014 that was used to raise awareness for ALS. Out of touch weirdo is unsuccessful on purpose.
I would just like to point out the you tube being broken didn't effect Phil as he was asleep during those hours.
"they broke all the data" is the most boomer thing over heard him say
7 and a half minutes is as far as my patience will allow me to go as I care about nothing what DarkSydeKaren has to say about RUclips and its system. It sucks, yes, but there are way more professional channels that discuss that stuff better.
1:10 shout out bobby shmurda
They think that he is Tom Cruise (Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise)
I guarantee Phil was not just chilling eating his bagel going "eh. Whatever" I would bet a lot of money that he was freaking out and if the issue hadn't been resolved by the time of his stream he would have ranted about being demonetized.
Ah yes, the "people still use URLs" saga...