Now There Are Two Microphones?
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
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He has a windows 8 pc he streams from
A windows 10 mini pc he plays games on
And a windows 10 laptop he uses to read tip emails
Such a frankenstein freak setup.
And he just went on a 10 minute rant about how Windows updates are a scare tactic and he wishes Microsoft would go back to the good old days where he could just not update his PC for 4 years at a time.
This dude refuses to update his PC, doesn’t use a VPN, almost certainly doesn’t have any form of antivirus protection or firewall, and probably uses abcdefg1234567 as his passwords. He is literally the reason why Windows now forces you to update your stuff.
He does realise that PCs can have more than one window open at a time right?
@@blob22201 No. I don't think he does.
@@blob22201he probably has 20+ tabs open, 1 for each detractor channel, his twitch page he doesn’t use anymore, Twitter for news etc.
Correction: it's a very ROBUST & MEANINGFUL setup lol
"My friend Brian" lol. Brian has specifically said they're not friends, but Phil is such a sad, lonely old man that he harbors these delusions of GRAN-DOOR
"I'm not your Friend, buddy"
DSPs definition of friend is different from the human definition.
Can't believe he's claiming an urban style individual as his friend in the first place.
Where has he said this? I need the dopamine
which is pretty ironic considering his recent rants about how his audience aren't his friends and should stop viewing him that way lmaooo
Phil had to keep reminding his audience that he bought a cheap mic because he doesn't want any of them thinking he has money to spend on his business the next time something suddenly breaks and he goes into his "I don't have the money to fix this" beg session.
You're talking about the guy who dropped 300-500 bones on an arcade stick that didn't change his performance what so ever.
He’s never been known for being smart.
And that will never change.
What do you mean?! He’s a very robust successful businessman. Oh, and btw, he was Valedictorian in high school, dood.
He’s extremely smart dood! He worked at a helicopter company!
The valedictorian thing was either some kind of fluke or a damning indictment of Phil’s school district.
I’ve never seen someone who excelled academically act so hopelessly stupid and ignorant. It doesn’t add up. Doesn’t smell right. Any objective measurement of Phil’s intelligence as featured on stream would be below average.
Maybe he’s one of those rare people that follows instructions well but without them is completely useless and dumb.
@@beanxsauce still have no idea how the hell that happened 😂😂
Edited videos? A background worth looking at? A PC to actually make the gaming, streaming and watching experience worth it? NO STUPID! I DONT HAVE MONEY TO DO IT! Now $40 for a superfluous mic and thousands more in Hogans? I LOVE IT! AAAAAYYYYEE LOV IT!
The second mic arc is so utterly stupid I genuinely can’t even wrap my head around why he is doing this beyond an obsessive compulsion to spend money.
That could've gone towards pulls, d00d!
He’s definitely trying to replace something small so eventually someone buys him what he needs to go with the new additions.
The new mic setup will allow him to shittalk his coop players without them hearing, thanks to the mute feature. He says as much during the stream. Being spiteful is the only thing he’s willing to spent money on besides hogans.
DoltSydePhil looks at settings - 'When starting voice chat or broadcast, switch to mute... I don't even know what that means...'
What the heck do you THINK it means? I'm not even upset he doesn't know what the setting does, it's just that his first instinct is to say he has no clue and then gloss over it without ANY thought. His level of cognition is below insect level, it's unreal.
He approaches most games with the exact same mindset. He has mastered reading text without any of it registering as meaningful information.
it's called functional illiteracy and dsp is practically its patron saint
@@jackharrow7147 He could not have graduated school or college with that going on. DSp is obviously a liar.
Litrally one of my favourite comments I've ever read 😂😂
Koalas: can't recognise food unless it's attached to a branch.
Phil: can't recognise instruction unless it's attached to a tip.
2 internet lines and 2 microphones, he's the king of 2
2 may firsts when?
@@Mr.Doodlebob true wpig heads know that the first one already happened long before 2016
2 big bills
@@Mr.Doodlebob There was one in the FGC days. So yes, double wanks.
Doody was right. The most regarded thing DSP has done since he left the camera on during the May 1st. Burst.
One mic per overpriced internet line. That internet line will also need its own vehicle and door dash account
He needs to get some prebuilt blinds.
He played a game with another sentient being? I am utterly shocked.
Sentient is questionable if you willingly choose to spend time with the Guy.
i roasted him many days in replies on doodys stuff ironically getting top comment saying dsp has no friends to coop with or stand up for him on video as an adult fan.. 1 week before how ironic
When he started playing with the gain and "testing" I dissociated. I'm back. I'm safe.
Glad to hear you are safe boss
Doing things off screen really cuts into his loafing time.
I don't know why but it annoys the piss out of me how he feels the need to read the entire box of any new product that he gets.
Also, I still can't get over his dented logic that you can't use a single mic in more than one application. And now we get to hear about yet another "upgrade" over and over...
He really just demonstrated the concept of muting a microphone. Quality khantent.
I can't stand him reading anything, honestly. Something about the way he does it is grating and makes me think he isn't actually absorbing any information
19:51 actually the lights do have a practical use, he explained so just a few moments before he made fun of them. It's to give you a very obvious visual indicator if the mic is on or off.
I can see it now, Phil trying to talk in the game is quickly gonna result in him getting told to shut up
Hes already has that going on. His voice is so grating.
DSP is such a sad, sad alien. Like, he doesn't have anyone to talk to IRL that he has to do anything and everything online
edit: on the discord thing, he could also just have used his PHONE since there's discord on his phone. He didn't even need a new mic! If his toilet headset had a mic he could have just used that!
100 😂❤
That requires thought. DSP chooses not to.
He's gonna snort and beg in two microphones, 💀💀💀
Snort on one microphone and burp into the other
President of The United Dents of Pigroachtopia
I think Phil missed his calling and should be a host of TV shopping show.
Actually yeah kinda
The only reason he’s doing this is so he can shittalk brian without him knowing. That’s the only advantage this setup has, and he literally admits that’s what he’s going to use the mute function for. What a despicable coward.
That's a really scummy thing to do. If it winds up happening, though, I wouldn't be surprised.
FUCK YES, NOW WE GET DOUBLE MIC TESTING SESSIONS! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Double mic double snorts
The lovecraftian horror that must be the cabled mess that DSP has in that room
He loves dissing Asians. But of course, he’s just playing a character
This month $5,040 in business expenses
Edit: well he is gonna be shocked when he finds out his TV, Ecksbax, PeeS5 and Nintendo Stitch were all made in china.
Wait till he finds out that you have to use your phone to connect the PlayStation to discord
I legit just bought a blue yeti. Because I reinvest my money.
Big ups.
I've been looking into investing some money into some better quality items for future streaming myself. Gotta invest in better oneself.
And I'll bet you only need one of them too.
They're overhyped.
@@Jorvalt Which mic do you prefer or suggest?
36:55 just another snipoet of lore incase you didn't know, DSP's phone that he uses to play WWE champions on is an iphone 6. Which recently lost support for the game. No idea what he has now though.
Not sure what to question first, The fact he wouldn't get a second mic for Kat when sje streamed with hom, or that he took out the instructions first and still questioned how to use it.
classic dsp, instead of researching how to do something better with what you have, just brute force a solution until it works. 3 different channels? use three different browsers of course! need to talk to a stream and to a game partner? two mics is obviously the only solution, ignore every single other streamer who manages to talk in a game and to a stream and to a discord call all with a single mic.
Oh god I forgot he literally uses a different browser for each channel
9:01 "will DSP sign the box and send it to a lucky fan?" ngl I ack ack ack'd there
“My friend Brian”
Does Brian know…? 😂
There's no way Phil scrolled the description on screen. That had to be Atlus that added that in to the video.
Yeah that was me. Thought it would be helpful to someone out there who cares enough
This 42 year old man actually said "Righty tighty right?"
It's really quite something watching DSP create moronic problems for himself and also come up with the dumbest solution possible to those problems. I can almost hear him now cursing both mics and those stupid chinese idiots that sold him faulty equipment once both of the mics start screeching with feedback.
Caveman discovers technology for the first time, again. Watch as this neanderthal toys with a microphone like he's never seen one before and subjects the audience to fiddling that could have and should have absolutely been done off stream since no one but his co-op partners are even going to be related to it. Truly the absolute pinnacle of the streamer of all time.
I assume the small mic thing is because DSP would rather work with his mismanaged desktop real estate than actually rearrange/remove things and make room for any other size of microphone.
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
Just like buying his clothing cheap and second-hand, Phil fails to understand that buy being cheap for the wrong things, he sacrifices quality and longevity
He missed a golden opportunity to revive the "All employees" song.
4:04 yo this made me laugh so hard, xylophone ⚰️ hard for a bug in a skin suit to understand conversational usefulness
Only Phil can buy a mic advertised to come with built in RGB lights and be confused as to why it came with built in RGB lights…
who tf is Bryan and how is he so dented that he's willing to play games with the Pigroach?
What would you rather have?
Two microphones
or
Two DSPs
1 of each to get my achievement
None.
a tos violation ban for telling kids in games to f their mothers and eat his ... with a spoon... TeamRUclips never sees them and are the only mods for youtube ironically on. x
Like Eminem said "OH NO IT'S YOU! NOT AGAIN!!!!!" twice the REEEEEE-ing, twice the crying, twice the cover hours, twice the lag. It would be a detriment to ask non-detractor-style-folk, and it would be the end of all sleep for Doody and the bookkeeper of legend!
Twice the counter hits*** not cover hours
I pity the poor Chinese boy that had to manufacture DSP's mic.
I find it kinda odd how a lot of Phil's "jokes" are basically him insulting someone or threatening to harm them. First it was the airport one, calling people stupid for paying for higher class tickets; then the McDonald's drive through joke of kicking someone in the balls. Almost goes to show how he thinks about other people he doesn't even know...
Everyone is DSP's adversary
Ordering anything online and opening it when it arrives gives the same feeling as pulling a 5 star Hogan in WWEC. It can become crack levels of addiction to some people and literally destroys their lives. Especially if a hoarder falls victim to the addiction. DSP did say he enjoys doing unboxing videos because, lets face it, the videos require zero effort to make. His "DSP tries it" videos are just him making a video about what he ordered for lunch literally a minute ago from McDonalds, so it's easy to see him doing "unboxing videos" about whatever he happens to order.
Great video as always, Atlus~
I have never seen such a childish 40 year old. He's ridiculously unorganized, and out of touch with everything. I bet he sets it up for the next Ryan stream while he's streaming, instead of before.
If he’s not streaming he’s not making muh-knee and if he’s not making muh-knee it’s not worth doing anything to “improve”, only hogans only doordash and great clips Hitler youth haircuts outside streaming
He is shaking so much in this video
Biggest of ups uce. LMFAO now what do I mean by that- that killed me
glad you liked the bit
Allow me to explain what he means by that ...
I honestly don't know what he thinks his audience is. Either adults or children. Because he talks like he's talking to adults. But then explains simple stuff in such detail that it sounds like he's talking to children.
Just what kind of abomination is behind the camera of wires/cables and consoles/PC. I know we have old footage but how is it now?
Doubt he's ever made it better. Which means it's only gotten worse
I’m actually really curious as to how Phil will talk to his “friend” Brian
Looks like random conversations between DorkSydePhil and Fhat Khat are back on the menu boys
Complains about the mic having lights... But he bought a mic with lights. This guy.
Just when you think the season couldn't get any worse...
Atlus I don't see how you do it with out losing your temper thank you for making videos
I've been blessed irl and dsp is the most frustrating thing I have to deal with, so I have some patience to spare
12:55 That unbelievably intelligent looking, valedictorian face lol.
he called it elementary vale dictorian..
as if thats a serious thing for a resume.. i remember grades in elementary were super easy, and moved a lot so i saw many urban style schools in florida
This whole microphone situation is the epitome of the Michael Scott "Why are you the way that you are?" meme.
Why is so confident and competent at being so stupid
DSP buys a thing: "I dOn'T KnOw If ThIs Is AnY gOoD, gUyz!"
It triggers me so much his inability to use Google or do any kind of basic research
It's been said over abd over again but I'm going to say it again. It's really sad that someone who has been streaming for over a decade knows so little about how to do it properly. I've done exactly 1 23-minute livestream, and I know more about it than he does
I may need to tweak my settings for my mic, but at least I'm not DSP with two microphones🤣🤣🤣
28:13 In fact why is he doing this at all? A headset would’ve been fine. I know he’s got one of those overly expensive gaming headsets lying around.
7:26 I think dsp buying small un-improvements is just a step towards getting a whale to buy him a new pc. “I upgraded my stream dood, I need a new pc to handle the new shiny toy!”
"This is getting out of hayund, now there are two of them !" -Ki Adi Piggy
That reference was the reason this was titled what it was
So instead of just talking to him through discord he'd rather buy another mic, not even a headset, but a whole mic, for PS... truly a clapped mindstate..
A whole new mic to use on the Playstation to use DISCORD INTEGRATION. Could of just used discord standard style through the pc
using his logic shouldn't phil have 3 TVs? one for each console and the mini pc?
He has ‘no idea’ if the PS5 has microphone/audio in settings. It’s been a standard thing since the PS3/360.
This is just straight up ignorant.
I do declare... He could use that new nic for the steam AND MUTE THE SNORTS!!!!!
DSRee tries it:Being boring while trying to sound like he’s invested in something
now we can double snort, NEAT
With the “hundreds of millions” of people watching his streams, he decided to take the recommendation of 3 PEEPUL and blame “you guys” for the shitty mic
As an IT style guy I genuinely hate seeing old people fiddling around with settings when the solution is starting them right in the face. I don’t know how the dents watch this man child.
I didnt even realize but I am not surprised that he did absolutely no research on this and bought it immediatedly, for a guy whos constantly at the verge of homelessness or whatever he uses as the buzzword for his dents, he sure does spend money with little to no thought. That is quite peculiar is it not? One thing I am surprised that his dents are literally so unaware to this, he practically exposed himself in here and has multiple times before, in more ways than one (May 1st Burst) but the dents dont realize this, I mean some do but I cant really call them dents at this point in time cause they've broken the pignosis (Big ups KingBKrool)
You're doing the lord's work by giving DSP some visuals for his terrible jokes. You still couldn't make him funny, but it was a valiant effort.
All I could do was try ack ack ack
I really hope Brian ghosts him
Why is his PS5 so far away from his setup? I swear, he HAS to have the most inefficient setup ever made. No HDMI switcher to switch between consoles on the fly if needed, no HDMI splitter to output to multiple sources at once (and, also, usually strip HDCP stuff), setup more than 6 feet away from him...
And that's not even getting into the fact that his TV is in one direction and his chat is in another, so he CONSTANTLY has to crane back and forth between gameplay and chat, or just ignores chat altogether, then gets pissed when chat starts chatting amongst themselves.
Phil takes the SIMPLEST things and makes them so complex. It's really amazing to see, but not how he wants it to be.
I swear he needs to be studied by experts there has to be a new unknown symptom to be found studying him.
I’m sorry miss but your son has been diagnosed with DSPbergers
DSP likes a nice package, I respect that much I suppose
Chinese manufactured 40 dallahs mic? Hmmm... Third Microphone Arc is looking good!
oh no... He doesn't even know how to use his AT-2035 Mic. It's been about 10 years. Why is he using another mic??
i find it funny that he has a FiFine microphone but yet somehow, he called it a cheap Chinese knockoff microphone, I have one of their 50-dollar AM8 microphones, and it works great as a desk mic plus it has the option to upgrade using it with a dedicated XLR audio interface.
In addition, they seem to be establishing themselves as a pretty competitive budget brand in the 'streamer gear' space.
Very robust and informative, sir atlus.
Push to talk with a pedal control is beyond him.
Walk me through this:
1) Bryan is a streamer
2) DSP is a streamer
3) Bryan has a microphone connected to a pc with OBS
4) DSP has a microphone connected to a pc with OBS
5) Bryan has apparently no issue using Discord on said PC that already uses the microphone with OBS
6) DSP thinks he needs two separate microphones for OBS and Discord
I think I'm lost in the snort logic here.
Your first misstep was assuming there was any logic in the first place
Not only is the pop filter not important to the audience because it's being used for game chat it's not important because he's way to far away for it to matter
True I didn't even think to mention that. The whole thing is so dumb
@@AtlustheBookkeeper it's honestly crazy the amount of small things he could do that would vastly improve his streams and yet he requires someone to hand hold him through everything.
The utter lack of respect for someone he will co stream with is mindblowing.
You can't be serious, having every button input audible through your setup. 12-year olds making Minecraft videos on their parents' Windows XP laptop provide better audio quality than this "professional" streamer with 16 years of experience.
10 bucks says that he gets a new and microphone "donated" within a month
What happens when Brian just casually, as you do says "You suck" to his "friend" DSP? I don't think Phail can take even jokey criticism at this point
10:34 Ngl, that microphone is kinda cute in a way. It looks like a spaceship from a cheesy 50’s sci-fi movie.
That being said (shout out, of course), I highly doubt it’s optimal for streaming.
It's so evident that the guy doesn't want to play games. It's the reason we get segments like this, all nonsense that could have and should have been done off stream.
He's not using the cardioid setting....He didn't turn the little knob to the heart.
I’m hoping Brian is a trollmole
(X) doubt
But that would be funny
I don't think you need an extra mic. But why doesn't he use a headset? You can connect these to the controllers.
He can't wear anything over or in his ears because "he'll get an ear infection." Yes, seriously. That's why he wears neckphones every day instead of headphones like everyone else
@@AtlustheBookkeeper I am beginning to think that DSP is alien and has never been able to assimilate properly.
Any chance this Brian just wants voice chat to attack Phil on stream?
Highly doubt. He's a trusted ally dude come on
“now what do i mean by that” 🗿
If you're ever feeling lonely just remember if darksydephil can make a friend so can you
He is such an awkward person. He NEEDS to test it with Brian... He cant just jump on discord chat with a mod and set things up. We know why though. His mods are as dented as the viewers and if he ever saw them in public he would cross the street to avoid them.