Another Empty Apology From Darksydephil

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @chrispharmd2077
    @chrispharmd2077 8 месяцев назад +163

    DSP is the only guy who forgives you during his apology.

    • @ItsMeMonkeyDLuffy
      @ItsMeMonkeyDLuffy 8 месяцев назад

      And you will accept it or eat his shit

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake 8 месяцев назад +24

      He is a benevolent dictator.

    • @Vergil666.
      @Vergil666. 8 месяцев назад +23

      👏👏👏👏 we peasants are lucky to even get that, now buy a damn membership!

    • @robbieroberts1973
      @robbieroberts1973 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@Vergil666. At full American price.

  • @GodaBoham
    @GodaBoham 8 месяцев назад +61

    Wings’s trolls have him branded as a pedo on TikTok, had the cops sent to his place multiple times, swatted him multiple times, makes it so he can’t enjoy and online game, has held his PSN account hostage more than once, and many MANY more things. Phil would have a psychotic break if he had to deal with them for even a month

    • @Coyotebriggs
      @Coyotebriggs 8 месяцев назад +20

      Phil would have a break if he had to deal with even ONE of those things ONCE.

    • @1738Creations
      @1738Creations 8 месяцев назад

      ...and Wings is just a fat guy in a trailer that's all talk.
      Philip groomed a kid and committed bankruptcy fraud. Plus everything else. Then goes full autism screaming and rocking mode when the Amazon delivery guy is 10 minutes late.

    • @StinkyBuster
      @StinkyBuster 8 месяцев назад +10

      Seriously. DSP's detractors treat him well in comparison in all honesty

  • @Bumbleoni
    @Bumbleoni 8 месяцев назад +34

    "I'm sorry that you upset me so much that I had to lash out at you. Do better."

  • @dr.philfanfiction6778
    @dr.philfanfiction6778 8 месяцев назад +102

    Dude works from home, makes six figures a year, and only has himself, a cat, and wife to support. His wife also works part time.
    DSP has had a more privileged life than 99.9% of all humans that have ever walked this planet, and yet he literally looks at his life like he is a modern Job and thinks his stress levels are beyond that of the average adult.

    • @theMaster...
      @theMaster... 8 месяцев назад +20

      Spends $4K a month on his gambling addiction, which is why he forced his 'wife' to work. She pays the bills...

    • @thedeepfriar745
      @thedeepfriar745 8 месяцев назад +9

      Plus he grew up in an upper middle class household with both of his parents. And he’s Caucasian so he is the epitome of privilege

  • @LostOneOmega
    @LostOneOmega 8 месяцев назад +61

    He apologized for how he felt, not for what he did, which is utterly scummy.
    The dents don't even realize that detractors don't hate them (with exceptions) we actually pity them and wish they would wake up from the pignosis.
    Seriously... Do better Dents. Stop giving this emotionally unstable coward your money.

    • @DoodsUnited
      @DoodsUnited 8 месяцев назад +12

      Funnily enough, the one who really hates the dents is DSP himself, dood. At least whenever they don't pay up and ask "stoopid" questions.

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake 8 месяцев назад +11

      I've seen this clip a few times and I just realized that he never mentioned begging for money. He apologized for the way he acted, but never addressed what he had done. Just talked about his attitude but not that he was in Dentcom 1 Beg Mode.

  • @BrotatoBowl
    @BrotatoBowl 8 месяцев назад +68

    That smug laugh at the beginning of the “apology” says it all.

    • @DJDeeCee747
      @DJDeeCee747 8 месяцев назад +10

      Yep... kinda like a cross between a Dollar General Joker and Mr. Potato Head

    • @LoneWandererCollin
      @LoneWandererCollin 8 месяцев назад

      @@DJDeeCee747he’s the true definition of a pathetic pinhead.

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake 8 месяцев назад +8

      He should have just replayed the video from the last time he did this after Moist called him out.

  • @lightsydebill
    @lightsydebill 8 месяцев назад +46

    Stress?? Stress? He plays video games for a living! I would never complain about anything ever again! For fuck sake I hate this cat!

  • @willismoore156
    @willismoore156 8 месяцев назад +44

    " I'm a human" lowest common denominator in order to sound relatable...

    • @roneherushin4638
      @roneherushin4638 8 месяцев назад +8

      How do you do my fellow humans? *snort*
      -phil 2024

    • @scribblerjones
      @scribblerjones 8 месяцев назад +6

      And even when he said that, my first thought was "press X to doubt."

    • @Lum2022
      @Lum2022 8 месяцев назад +5

      He’s either a power hungry alien, or a greedy little goblin.

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Lum2022I'm liable to believe either at this point. I've met people medically regarded and no one says that. Ever.

  • @gregofthelake
    @gregofthelake 8 месяцев назад +21

    DSP, when your wife goes to the doctor and finds out she needs to have brain surgery to remove a tumor, twice, come talk to me about stress. She would take your "stressful" life, laugh in your face, and grind you into powder.

    • @kecukraftwork1988
      @kecukraftwork1988 8 месяцев назад +3

      You and your wife sound like troopers. Very best of wishes to you both, and I hope she makes a full recovery.

  • @thenotoriousm.a.g.4156
    @thenotoriousm.a.g.4156 8 месяцев назад +39

    Any 'apology' that starts with the person telling you all of THEIR problems and issues is not genuine. This dude is the worst kind of manipulator.

    • @sayxxdx
      @sayxxdx 8 месяцев назад +3

      The worst kind meaning he sucks at it and only gets away with it cause his dents allow it.

  • @PhantomAarantula
    @PhantomAarantula 8 месяцев назад +26

    He asked to be tested when he sperged out. He deserves to fail. I just wish he'd be allowed to.

    • @magnumxlpi
      @magnumxlpi 8 месяцев назад +8

      I'm not advocating for violence or any illegal activities, but Phil should be careful. Washington is a mutual combat state. Openly challenging people to test you is a horrible idea by itself, but even worse that people could take him up on that

    • @mrthaimaster
      @mrthaimaster 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@magnumxlpiand if they did no loss. Time to go to Infinite Goutspace

  • @scribblerjones
    @scribblerjones 8 месяцев назад +32

    Listen to how much Piggy harps on things he (supposedly) cannot control. Even when "apologising", he is running that "I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct" line. I was waiting for him to say "I was blocking" during this non-apology.

  • @supersentaiguy
    @supersentaiguy 8 месяцев назад +23

    “He’s going to explain why he hit…why he lashed out at you” LOL f-ing based.

  • @idioticeskimoe5149
    @idioticeskimoe5149 8 месяцев назад +10

    Big ups to the chatter who said "So are you going to apologize to KingBCruel?" he didn't even answer it, which just makes the emptiness of the apology further.

  • @MrMementoMori
    @MrMementoMori 8 месяцев назад +32

    Phil is the type of guy during his apology he’ll forgive you but 10 seconds later with a straight and smug face will ask you to borrow $50

    • @Dragon_Lair
      @Dragon_Lair 8 месяцев назад +5

      He won’t ask to borrow because that implies he’ll pay it back. He’ll just ask for it and try to guilt you for making him apologize in the first place to justify why you need to pay him.

  • @asura48
    @asura48 8 месяцев назад +27

    His apologies are like a glass fish bowl full of holes and the dents are like the little kids wondering why the water in the fish bowl keep disappearing

  • @ChefD303
    @ChefD303 8 месяцев назад +29

    @18:38 to 19:31 Almost made me emotional. That's what happend to me with this man. I honestly gave him the benefit of the doubt.... I was so wrong.... But now I'm in every Detractor circle to help spread the word of how parasitic this man is. It truly saddens me seeing someone being so manipulative to their fans. God help this lost soul.

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain 8 месяцев назад +8

    He takes no accountability, none, even when he attempts to apologize- he still finds a way to blame, and make himself the victim.
    He should be thankful he has had a 15 year run able to sustain a lifestyle.
    Nope, not him.

  • @hubguy
    @hubguy 8 месяцев назад +11

    I love when apologies are 50% excuses, 49% giving context (more excuses), 1% saying sorry if we're lucky

  • @kin4386
    @kin4386 8 месяцев назад +19

    I do appreciate the continued comparison to an abusive partner. Because I can't think of a more appropriate way to sum up Phil's "Community" in a nutshell. The reason they're still there after all the shit they've had to deal with from him is due to conditioning. He's continually gaslit them into thinking he's the only person worth their time and everyone else is a horrible human.

  • @pultsari9036
    @pultsari9036 8 месяцев назад +10

    Not to mention the stress caused by the day off. All those appointments, groceries, pet supplies and such. No wonder the guy is on the edge.

  • @wildwest1832
    @wildwest1832 8 месяцев назад +12

    when it rains it pours is actually an expression a viewer said when DSP was rambling and said the same thing talking for 10 minutes in circles. Now he says that and uses it as if he came up with it. Like a lot of other stuff he does

  • @TheStrawberryShake
    @TheStrawberryShake 8 месяцев назад +12

    See I think something to remember is this guy said not more than a few days ago "Phill how do you handle it all everyone's running around stressing and your sitting there calm" yet second something goes wrong he flies of the handle. So much for calm I guess

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 8 месяцев назад +3

      Completely forgot that but so true

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  8 месяцев назад +2

      I already forgot this. Wtf? Time is distorted in the snortex.

  • @YonaSuzuki
    @YonaSuzuki 8 месяцев назад +9

    You saying DSP is a control freak is suuuuch an understatement, hit the nail on the head so hard it snorted

  • @DadcastGames
    @DadcastGames 8 месяцев назад +12

    5:58 this is the point where I thought he would apologize to the person he yelled at... but, nope! He forgot about KingBCruel

  • @BrandRedacted
    @BrandRedacted 8 месяцев назад +4

    I love the classics. One week its "I dont have sponsorships because I'm not a paid shill and I don't kiss butt give me money" and the next week its "I cant get sponsorships because of trolls give me money"

  • @Skorge789
    @Skorge789 8 месяцев назад +5

    He screamed at his chat. Swore at them, personally insulted some of them and basically told them to off themselves. And all he had to say was "I'm sorry for any stress I put on you" I seriously cannot fathom how he has fans.

  • @YelloDello
    @YelloDello 8 месяцев назад +4

    On Wings: He got fired from Doordash because he was writing down the tip amounts and names of people he delivered to, ergo, he was profiling people based on how much money he made, and wings admitted to this, which is against Doordash TOS. Of course when he got reported for this he tried to change the narrative.

  • @the21stsergeant
    @the21stsergeant 8 месяцев назад +3

    All of his emotional regulation hangs on his daily donations. When he says "positivity and momentum" he means idiots donating money, and when they donate less he starts breaking down. I could not live my life with my primary source of income being money donated by strangers.

  • @1738Creations
    @1738Creations 8 месяцев назад +12

    "I'm doing a show, I can't read the live chat"
    Then why do a live show. Dent head.

  • @celticsole7542
    @celticsole7542 8 месяцев назад +5

    “When it rains it pours” it says, it’s almost as if he understands why it would be beneficial to be prudent and save some RAINY DAY funds for such an event

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  8 месяцев назад +4

      Lol dsp doesnt even know what a rainy day fund actually is. He thinks its actually just money you spend when it rains. Didnt know if thats what you were referencing but incase not now ya know

    • @celticsole7542
      @celticsole7542 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@AtlustheBookkeeper every once in a while he gets so close to self awareness and then does a complete 180 away from the penny actually dropping, he literally just did it again in the Canadian kkkurt rant…the guy is his own worst enemy 🤣

  • @SleepyDonnnn
    @SleepyDonnnn 8 месяцев назад +18

    Apology is pointless if hes gonna keep doing it even rambo said that before he left the internet

    • @JerryD9000
      @JerryD9000 8 месяцев назад +8

      Facts. Dsp is in a cycle of abuse. He's always sorry when the consequences are in his face. But as soon as HE thinks everything is okay, he does it again.

  • @kjhenry100
    @kjhenry100 8 месяцев назад +5

    I never wish a person would lose their way to earn a living but it is really sad to watch a person so frozen in place he can't even let go to start a new career. There is no REAL future in this for him. He could start a new career and work for 25 years and it would be an upward trajectory.

  • @Arashi_2358
    @Arashi_2358 8 месяцев назад +12

    He's shouted and threatened Khet then non-apologized to her often enough that he has this script memorized. It's always her fault, she made him do it. He may not physically hurt her, but I will always believe he emotionally/psychologically abuses her. She's learned to say what he wants to keep him from turning on her. He's a scumbag in every way.

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 8 месяцев назад +3

    Trust Phil to turn a 20 second apology into a 20 minute victim segment. When he says "I'm only human!" he's implying that it's unreasonable to expect a 41-year-old man to avoid throwing tantrums like a toddler and hurling abuse at his own audience. Absolutely spineless and insincere.

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 8 месяцев назад +12

    If this was a real apology he wouldn’t be blaming the trolls and detractors during it and continuing to make up bullshit, snorting and continuing to act like a damn clown.

    • @thrashmetalfiend
      @thrashmetalfiend 8 месяцев назад +1

      Pigga's apology skills are that of a bratty child. There's always excuses for his bad behavior. An actual adult will admit at being in the wrong while making no excuses for the act in question.

  • @JaxXxonSly
    @JaxXxonSly 8 месяцев назад +12

    Like when my friend starts off an apology with "You know I can lose my cool when I drink" like no, dude, you are an asshole and forget to hide it when you drink!

    • @martinprince7773
      @martinprince7773 8 месяцев назад +1

      I used to hang out with a guy like that in my teens and early 20’s. I stopped talking to him years ago, but just found out he is facing 20-30 years for attempted murder after he got drunk and shot his neighbor. You don’t need people like that in your life…

  • @roxasdeviluke317
    @roxasdeviluke317 8 месяцев назад +10

    The dents need to keep fighting with their wallets cause they actually got the pig roach to do a bs apology it was bad but just the fact that he did one is already mind-blowing

  • @WinterWerewolf
    @WinterWerewolf 8 месяцев назад +4

    And here I am wondering why he belches so much... I have a chronic issue with my digestive system and never belched so much during the day as he is during half an hour... Is he only drinking sodas and nothing more? This is disgusting!

  • @JerryD9000
    @JerryD9000 8 месяцев назад +15

    One more thing...
    20:12
    Really nice job reviewing the chat log to see what was said. I like that move. Add that context Phil only applies when it suits his narrative. I would have not known what ole neckbeard was sayimg otherwise.

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  8 месяцев назад +10

      Sometimes a lot can be learned from reading the dsp chat thats why i started to include it when possible. I only lesrned that recently obviously

    • @JerryD9000
      @JerryD9000 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@AtlustheBookkeeper I like it. Anytime he references the chat and doesn't read it aloud. You should at least look into it. Even if it's not worth stopping and reading during your narrative. Throw it up on screen for a while. For you visual style veiwers. This one was defintely worth the reading though....fan or larper...the advice was sound.
      Edit: Now I'm fixated in his chat alittle bit.
      29:32 Orange is 100% correct.
      30:33 josh....your correct. How indeed
      And...The Lucky Gremlim at
      27:28 Correct. Sad right?

  • @frankgarcia9501
    @frankgarcia9501 8 месяцев назад +7

    My Man I managed to become a certified nurses aid and your videos helped me pull through when studying

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  8 месяцев назад +1

      Big ups. Hopefully you help people and make money doing it. 🙏 glad i could help in some way

  • @UranusKiller
    @UranusKiller 8 месяцев назад +4

    Empty is what the Dent's pockets will be soon.
    Maybe DSP should diversify into some international markets or something?
    🤔

  • @magnumxlpi
    @magnumxlpi 8 месяцев назад +4

    "Youre late!"
    "Im sorry for being stressed and for placing my stress onto the company"

  • @8bitorgy
    @8bitorgy 8 месяцев назад +3

    At 41 without any work experience he can't even get a manager job in burger king.

  • @snarkybynature
    @snarkybynature 8 месяцев назад +4

    He 100% thinks that the meme was a detractor reference. During his little fit he even said "now we know who you are watching" before really picking up steam and blaming all detractors.

  • @BrandRedacted
    @BrandRedacted 8 месяцев назад +4

    It's truly amazing. He really believes in his "valedictorian" mind that he's the only person who has to deal with shit beyond their control. News flash phil its called life. We all deal with it

  • @JayBee10
    @JayBee10 8 месяцев назад +11

    Atlus: They put Wings through the ringer
    My tired Friday brain: the WINGer lololol

  • @DrunkDoglol
    @DrunkDoglol 8 месяцев назад +4

    Captains Log: Stardate January 31st 2024.
    I love how he starts his Level 1 TherapyCast with an autistic intro. Getting some Chris Chan vibes here.

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 8 месяцев назад +15

    And by the way, God agrees 🤣 🤣

  • @Milennin
    @Milennin 8 месяцев назад +4

    Appreciate highlighting the guy who wrote those paragraphs in chat. It makes this clip of his "apology" even worse than it already was.

  • @Hoscue
    @Hoscue 8 месяцев назад +4

    Taking a DSP break, can't stomach it after his fake, empty apology got him $150 through the day. My faith in humanity has dwindled.

  • @wutzittoya
    @wutzittoya 8 месяцев назад +5

    It’s literally more Philler, he doesn’t care about his apology, he doesn’t care about his “community”, he doesn’t care that he’s got a bunch new LEGIT memebers, the only thing Philbert cares about is his money and his “hate watchers” and him going on his podcast talking nonstop is just hoping more money comes in

  • @junglered2009
    @junglered2009 8 месяцев назад +4

    He essentially ended the apology with “imma do it again”

  • @sodiuminlung
    @sodiuminlung 8 месяцев назад +8

    “I apologize for being stressed out” lol

  • @impulse_xs
    @impulse_xs 8 месяцев назад +5

    Notice how much he keeps leaning into the mic and ripping massive snorts throughout his entire “apology”.

  • @fatesfrozenflame
    @fatesfrozenflame 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love how both Rambo and Howard during that podcast called DSP so accurately. Rambo saying when you apologize it has to be supported by your actions after the fact, making a commitment to being better and not repeating mistakes. Howard also mentioned Phil is terrible at damage control.
    Just the sheer smugness from Phil is sickening. He gives excuses why he did what he did and wasn't really his fault. But I know if his tire thief came out and said he stole Phil's tire because he was so stressed Phil wouldn't view it like he expects us to view it. He really should take a break from the internet from time to time more than a day off to pay his big bills and his legal style errands. It's just super abusive how he thinks his life is hard so he has carte blanche to lash out and be horrible beyond reason. He launched into that massive toxic rant over being told he's being cringe and his own misunderstanding of what a meme is.
    And I hate this whole "I've got things none of you are aware of." At this point it is deliberate on his end. It's vague so the listener will fill in the blank. His dents will think Phil is literally under attack at home and shower him with money and detractors will think Phil just stubbed his toe in the morning.

  • @JulesNekro
    @JulesNekro 8 месяцев назад +3

    "Are you guys having a BABY BEAN?!" damn, DSP deserves his chat

  • @MathewWoodard
    @MathewWoodard 8 месяцев назад +3

    For the record, these are the things challenging Dave's sanity: trying to make his content better, making new thumbnails, new titles, uploading old content. I guess when you have dents to pay your way, even the smallest task seems like a huge undertaking.

  • @nunyabizniss3451
    @nunyabizniss3451 8 месяцев назад +5

    Putting aside any ops, how do detractors discussing Phil actually hurt Phil? How does someone pointing out his lies tangibly injure Phil?
    All it does is disrupt Phil's narrative and counter his self-importance. That is what he hates.

  • @thrashmetalfiend
    @thrashmetalfiend 8 месяцев назад +3

    Recently I let out an emotional outburst at someone due to a myriad issues in my own life (and real stresses, not the petty things DSP considers "stress"). It was nothing compared to what DSP recently did, but I still was mad at myself for how I acted, and when I apologized to the person, I made it clear that I was 100% in the wrong and made ZERO excuses for it. The person gladly accepted my apology because I not only owned up to the way I acted, but the person knows I normally don't act like that and knows what I'm going through.
    THIS is how to apologize to someone if you've wronged them in some way. DSP has the apology skills of a bratty child, and I specifically say a bratty child because there are children out there that behave themselves way better than this toxic e-begging pig.

  • @bradleysublett
    @bradleysublett 8 месяцев назад +7

    ....i would have respected him more if he stuck by what he said....by the shit he pulled, it'd at least show he has guts, and as Negan once said, "you got no guts"

  • @sniize2736
    @sniize2736 8 месяцев назад +4

    31:21 "human style being" is going straight into my vocabulary. Thank you

  • @Fullchristainname
    @Fullchristainname 8 месяцев назад +5

    As someone who’s also in gorlworld…no. DSP does not have a large amount of trolls. His trollbase isn’t even a fraction of the size of gorlworld even in it current diminished state.

  • @khemicalburn
    @khemicalburn 8 месяцев назад +5

    The Neck Beard Reviews thing is EXACTLY the thing he's supposed to be apologizing for. And this just shows his apology is bullshit. He's literally shitting on and ignoring a viewer while claiming he's sorry for being an asshole. This dude displays all the signs of being an abuser and it makes me feel bad for Kat. He probably does the same shit to her when she disagrees with him.

  • @notanundesirable
    @notanundesirable 8 месяцев назад +3

    “I’m sorry for kicking your ass,”
    DSP apologized for his feelings, not his actions, which shouldn’t be a thing. It’s okay to be stressed and it’s okay to have feelings about being stressed. What wasn’t okay was The Guy lashing out at his audience.

  • @mfyoutubewatcher9352
    @mfyoutubewatcher9352 8 месяцев назад +8

    I'm sorry but, I am who I am: The Remix Black Shirt edition featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

    • @k-ondoomer
      @k-ondoomer 8 месяцев назад +1

      Sssssmoking sick beg

  • @Tw1stedN3rd98
    @Tw1stedN3rd98 8 месяцев назад +5

    the root of all of dsp's issuses rely in the fact that he knows he'll never be able to pull hogans in piece without people holding him accountable

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  8 месяцев назад +4

      Imagine hating everything in your life because you cant be an addict in peace smh

  • @drew6145
    @drew6145 8 месяцев назад +4

    The guy made a game analogy. That's not allowed! Sandwich restaurant analogies only!

  • @heftyclam6219
    @heftyclam6219 8 месяцев назад +5

    Ive never understood why Phil always goes on and on about how kids don't watch his content and that it's all adults but then in the same breath talks about "what will happen when you grow up"

    • @kecukraftwork1988
      @kecukraftwork1988 8 месяцев назад +1

      The amount of 'grown up adult-style stuff' he feels he has to explain, is off the charts! I think it's due to one of two reasons:
      1) He knows his core audience is young, but just can't drag himself to come to the reality that his immature personality draws in adolescent audiences; or
      2) Sheer narcissism. He thinks he's the most intelligent person in the entire 'community', and can't fathom the idea that other people are as smart as, if not smarter and more prepared for life than he is.

  • @yurikendal4868
    @yurikendal4868 8 месяцев назад +3

    UNderstanding sure. Condoning NO! I will NEVER be okay with DSp screaming at us to "eat sh** out of his ahhsss". Thats just beyond disgusting and vile and inexecuseable for that to come out of anyone's mouth in a rage that phil did. He has done this before and will do it again. Just a vile human being.

  • @nevermore7373
    @nevermore7373 8 месяцев назад +4

    Dude takes pride in being a victim. And you were spot on with him being inept, makes the most menial of things and makes it seem like it’s life or death. He’d be insufferable to have as a co worker.

  • @razorsharp5643
    @razorsharp5643 8 месяцев назад +4

    When you're sorry, you show humility, not hostility. You put the onus on yourself, not on the listener or the opposition. End of story. He's not sorry, and he's not gonna change.

  • @cat-meowhood
    @cat-meowhood 8 месяцев назад +3

    This is a rare situation where he "Apologizes" twice by now, seems like he really starts to see a halt in support. This either means the dents are waking up from the pignosis or dents found a way to make the pig bleed hard, either which honestly is up for the writer to decide since the episodes don't disappoint.

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 2 месяца назад +2

    Cut to the present day of August 2024 and he’s done another empty apology only to go right back to being an ass. He never changes.

  • @ZedoBlack
    @ZedoBlack 8 месяцев назад +3

    How does one person clear their throat so much? Like how are his sinuses not permanently bleeding from the abuse?

  • @nunyabizniss3451
    @nunyabizniss3451 8 месяцев назад +3

    How many times has Phil told some variation of "I was doing good, I was starting to crawl out of the hole I dug for myself and then X (usually trolls or some business) screwed me over and now I'm in dire straits"?
    The worst part is when he slips later and admits he was doing pretty well during that dire time but now, now is the time he really needs your support.

  • @BlahMcGee
    @BlahMcGee 8 месяцев назад +2

    It's sad because the dents even know he wastes money on Doordarsh and WWE Champoins and they still give him money. I.e. OIC. That's honestly the worst part. He mistreats them AND blows their money frivolously.

  • @DieHardjagged
    @DieHardjagged 8 месяцев назад +3

    Phil literally needs someone to handle his Bank accounts and give him a small allowance each month, only then he will be able to save up money for the time when he cant "work" anymore.

  • @uncleandy2412
    @uncleandy2412 8 месяцев назад +4

    "I can't get sponsorships" which is it Phil, because in your little spiel you do about how you aren't a shill you say that you DO get sponsorships offers and you always turn them down.

  • @Abyss3223
    @Abyss3223 8 месяцев назад +3

    Honestly anyone else would have said "oh I dont get the meme" or "What is that meme from" trust me if anyone else got that comment they would either ignore it or say that, instead DSP tells a long time supported to go thanos snap themselves and how he wants to climb through the internet, Its so gross he treats his very small community this way, he gets what he deserves, all over a Chainsawman meme. It's so absurd how reality in his head is all against him, he reminds me of Power. Reality just warps to him being correct and him being the victim.

  • @jtmarin04
    @jtmarin04 8 месяцев назад +3

    For a man who loves semantics he has such a terrible way with words

  • @hollyinhell
    @hollyinhell 8 месяцев назад +6

    Larper or not...Shout Out to Neckbeard. He tried.

  • @COREcasual
    @COREcasual 8 месяцев назад +3

    No chance he's ever felt actual stress

  • @spnclws
    @spnclws 8 месяцев назад +4

    DSP is so unlikable that I can't imagine who would enjoy his content unironically, but then that brings up equally baffling idea that he makes a living via the "support" of haters

  • @KevinBelmontLuna
    @KevinBelmontLuna 8 месяцев назад +2

    If DSP was positive, he'd take valid criticism from chatters, videos and commentors without calling them detractors, he'd stop referring last year as a good year and that he's struggling this year every year, he'd take interviews without expecting a "fair shake". Positivity and he bans more people!

  • @darwinning1234
    @darwinning1234 8 месяцев назад +6

    Phil wishes his trolls were truly twisting the knife, Phil wants his sword of Damocles(in short it was a sword tied above Damocles who was a farmer and he criticized a noble for his life being to easy so the noble tied a sword 10 ft over his head with horse hair and had him sit there for as long as he could) and wants his viewers to feel that everyday for him like said sword is swaying aiming right at him. Unironically, with the money phil could have saved he could have literally bought a subway franchise an eaten all the sandwiches hes ever wanted.

  • @MarsChampion
    @MarsChampion 8 месяцев назад +2

    I have been listening to your videos while at work. These have been helpful for my long days. Keep up the work, good sir.

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  8 месяцев назад +1

      Glad i could provide that service. Appreciate your time 🙏

  • @gambabom307
    @gambabom307 8 месяцев назад +3

    Was that two LIMBs at the end of that 'apology'? lmao classic

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  8 месяцев назад +2

      You know he had to do it to them ,snipe

    • @newmarketdispatch4830
      @newmarketdispatch4830 8 месяцев назад

      Limbs?

    • @gambabom307
      @gambabom307 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@newmarketdispatch4830Lean in manual ban, one of his signature moves

    • @newmarketdispatch4830
      @newmarketdispatch4830 8 месяцев назад +1

      @gambabom307 ahh ok lol just never seen written that way. Thanks for teaching me something. Such a signature move of his

  • @doomoftheend
    @doomoftheend 8 месяцев назад +2

    All these are so similiar. He never changes

  • @bogartwilley
    @bogartwilley 8 месяцев назад +4

    Bookkeeper: most people have schedules.
    Me: but bookkeeper! Phil has a schedule ok? (Snort) he plans it out a year in advance dood

  • @doomscrivener
    @doomscrivener 8 месяцев назад +3

    His pity parade about how he can’t make “factual” observations is delusional. The comparison he made was never factual. The response that set him off was mildly challenging at best. It triggered a full blown hissy fit. If he’s so hypersensitive maybe he shouldn’t be an interactive streamer guy.

  • @HoneyHeartstrings
    @HoneyHeartstrings 8 месяцев назад +10

    I want someone to convince him to make a public Amazon Wish List. Convince Phil that unnecessary items could be returned for cash. Just to see how greedy he would be.

  • @7gdnz
    @7gdnz 8 месяцев назад +2

    5:18 he’s been learning for 41 years and still doesn’t get that lashing out has consequences, he’s made fans quit because he couldn’t keep his anger in check and goes “I have no idea why they went rogue.” Anonymous is a prime example, there’s another detractor that is a mod since mous didn’t leak the discord messages first.

  • @Ackenboro
    @Ackenboro 8 месяцев назад +4

    These "Introspective" moments from Phil are always great, because they provide a gold mine of clips that can be used to prove his hypocrisy for months or years to come.

  • @BenHeckHacks
    @BenHeckHacks 8 месяцев назад +1

    Since his roommate is still there, my money's now on #TeamAudit

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 6 месяцев назад +3

    "I'm in a unique situation where I'm put under a microscope constantly..."
    What he leaves out, as usual, is that HE CAUSED THIS. By being a toxic a-hole Phil has branded himself as such. If I hire someone at my business who immediately does something bad/stupid, you better believe that I am going to keep a closer eye on that person and judge them more harshly if they continue to do dumb stuff, eventually leading to discipline/termination. Phil just loves to leave that common sense out when begging for sympathy.

  • @crustpnx
    @crustpnx 8 месяцев назад +3

    Oh boy i was wating for your video on this "apology". Thanks for the curated khantent dood, pigups!

  • @spartanpozzum6855
    @spartanpozzum6855 8 месяцев назад +4

    Bug ups to you bro. Helping me feel better about my acktual work day and not a poor excuse that is dsp

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 8 месяцев назад +3

    Abusive boyfriend level apology.

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 6 месяцев назад +4

    "When you get older you'll realize this."
    Phil, you always say that your audience is mostly adults? So why do you speak to them like they're children with zero life experience?