Jurassic Park 2 VS. 3 - What's better, The Lost World or Jurassic Park III?? - Rental Reviews

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    What's better? Jurassic Park 2 or 3? Today on Rental Reviews the guys argue over what the best Jurassic Park sequel is. Tony is going with JP3. Let's see how wrong he truly is!! The Lost World: Jurassic Park is a 1997 American science fiction adventure film and the second installment in the Jurassic Park film series. Whereas, Jurassic Park III is the 2001 third installment and sequel to The Lost World.
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  • @JamesNintendoNerd
    @JamesNintendoNerd  5 лет назад +198

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    • @play-staitionrangermk7402
      @play-staitionrangermk7402 5 лет назад +2

      Since Halloween is coming up pretty soon, why not take a look at the Remake of Earth Vs. the Spider.

    • @starwarsprequelsandsequels7582
      @starwarsprequelsandsequels7582 5 лет назад +2

      Cinemassacre jp2 and jp3 are good. Even if they aren't best than jp1. But jp2 is the best sequel. And I both love them. Also the spinosaurus is bigger than the trex so why are you Shocked? And both movies have great moments even if jp2 is the best sequel.

    • @tomfitzpatrick7335
      @tomfitzpatrick7335 5 лет назад +1

      don't feel defeated bud even though the lost world jurassic park is my favorite film in the franchise i think both films are great

    • @jamespardue8881
      @jamespardue8881 5 лет назад +1

      I like your old set up. It made it feel more authentic. But I know like everyone else you have to be mainstream and like everyone else. That just makes me sad.

    • @Redmist-se7ld
      @Redmist-se7ld 5 лет назад +2

      You guys have to review crank and crank 2 high voltage

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 5 лет назад +1248

    Both movies would have been substantially improved if they had a final boss fight against a guy in a TRex costume holding Dennis Nedry's mace

    • @Gruntvc
      @Gruntvc 5 лет назад +54

      Forget the mace. A T-rex armed with duel Duke controllers is way more terrifying.

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 5 лет назад +15

      I'd like to see them.. Duke it out.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 5 лет назад +5

      Having the signature JP theme playing and credits roll over the bit where the t-rex guy is running behind the slow moving car would be gold.

    • @martinmespiespinosa7218
      @martinmespiespinosa7218 5 лет назад +3

      AVGN making better connections than Star Wars

    • @blueeyeddrago3540
      @blueeyeddrago3540 5 лет назад

      Yep.

  • @blahdyblah
    @blahdyblah 5 лет назад +288

    Kieran & Tony: The Angry Jurassic Park Nerds.

  • @JamesNintendoNerd
    @JamesNintendoNerd  5 лет назад +324

    Next week the store will be finally finished. Hope you guys like what we've done to the place. Also, having a finished store should help our audio a bit. Sorry if the echo bothers you, should have it fixed soon. Thanks.

    • @Dude_Abides
      @Dude_Abides 5 лет назад +8

      Will movies be sorted by A-Z or Genre?

    • @nicolasantoniomolinacaric7826
      @nicolasantoniomolinacaric7826 5 лет назад +4

      u should make a poll , 2 v 3 for the viewers

    • @Kraigerex1
      @Kraigerex1 5 лет назад +2

      The echo is fine. Nothing quite like a little "room tone". ha ha ha

    • @RamiTestsGames
      @RamiTestsGames 5 лет назад +3

      Coolio. BTW greetings from Breclav (Czech republic) 😁

    • @brian9670
      @brian9670 5 лет назад +5

      Please take us "behind the curtain"..into the adult room. What treasures it must hold!

  • @GeneralTantzu
    @GeneralTantzu 5 лет назад +622

    I love how James is just standing there making faces.

    • @AnoNym-iv9ig
      @AnoNym-iv9ig 5 лет назад +6

      Pure comedy *hehehehe

    • @sonnic1995
      @sonnic1995 5 лет назад +24

      we need another version of this same video, but with the camera always on James face.

    • @jacksyron4022
      @jacksyron4022 5 лет назад +11

      James really wanted his five cents about JP, he's a patient dude

    • @sergevictoryyt
      @sergevictoryyt 5 лет назад +2

      Tingle

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d 4 года назад +5

      “They shouldn’t even exist.” So he’s saying that Jurassic Park should’ve only stayed a one hit wonder instead of starting a franchise?

  • @n-rage531
    @n-rage531 5 лет назад +401

    "Jeff Goldblum acts like he doesn't want to be there" well, Iam Malcolm actually doesn't want to be on site B, he makes it pretty clear in the movie.

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones 5 лет назад +9

      +N-Rage
      So true!

    • @LuxBellator92
      @LuxBellator92 4 года назад +39

      People also conveniently forget he went through a horribly traumatic experience in JP1. Why would he still be cracking jokes and being chill in the second movie? That argument doesn't make sense.

    • @danny9732
      @danny9732 4 года назад +11

      Lux Bellator People also forget that his girlfriend went to an island filled with dinosaurs without letting him know. And his daughter snuck onto the island as well. Ofc dude wouldn’t be cracking jokes left and right

    • @ProJatior
      @ProJatior Год назад +2

      I mean he is cracking jokes but about running and screaming.

  • @zednotzee
    @zednotzee 5 лет назад +274

    The mention of Lost World toys got me thinking: It's weird how many R rated movies back in the day had toy lines. Aliens, Predator, Robocop, Rambo, Terminator. Everything kids weren't supposed to watch (wink wink) had toys directed at them

    • @waterking74
      @waterking74 5 лет назад +18

      But their design and character are memorable to the point that if a kid did or didn’t watch these films they still want a toy of it

    • @zednotzee
      @zednotzee 5 лет назад +3

      @@waterking74 absolutely. The alien toys were cool. I remember that one that would explode

    • @waterking74
      @waterking74 5 лет назад +2

      Zed Not Zee lucky >;3

    • @Drforrester31
      @Drforrester31 5 лет назад +3

      @@zednotzee I had a couple Alien toys, and my favorite was always the praying mantis alien

    • @jamescollinge5043
      @jamescollinge5043 5 лет назад +2

      Those Kenner alien toys are amazing. *How does a facehugger couple with a scorpion / praying mantis, exactly?*

  • @jtoumai
    @jtoumai 5 лет назад +458

    "It's forgettable. I remember nothing." -james rolfe, 2019

    • @Kaiser499TV
      @Kaiser499TV 5 лет назад +19

      I bet if James saw that 2016 Ghostbusters Movie, he would say the same thing.

    • @edwardtjbrown1979
      @edwardtjbrown1979 5 лет назад +4

      So

    • @benmalsky9834
      @benmalsky9834 5 лет назад +2

      @@Kaiser499TV I wouldn't say that. I thought it was very memorable.

    • @Sky_Sovereign
      @Sky_Sovereign 5 лет назад +10

      @@benmalsky9834 yeah. How bad it sucks

    • @benmalsky9834
      @benmalsky9834 5 лет назад +1

      LeeRoy Quezada No, I don’t agree! I like the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot, why don’t you people respect that?!

  • @ryeinc
    @ryeinc 4 года назад +440

    “Nobody likes Jurassic Park III”
    Me - *looks over at Jurassic Park III poster on wall*

    • @davidencoification
      @davidencoification 4 года назад +40

      I feel you, Jurassic Park III was my favorite. The atmosphere was chilling to me.

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 года назад +9

      You probably have the horrible ringtone from the movie as your ringtone.

    • @patstaysuckafreeboss8006
      @patstaysuckafreeboss8006 4 года назад +14

      Loved it when I was 10. Now 16 years later I can see why it's pretty lame lol I'd still watch it again though

    • @MrSolidBlakeGaming
      @MrSolidBlakeGaming 4 года назад +8

      Well, I liked 3 more than lost world. So....

    • @KevinOReilly12684
      @KevinOReilly12684 4 года назад +2

      Lol seriously

  • @thatsprettygood7826
    @thatsprettygood7826 5 лет назад +238

    When Kieran looks at James' notes, starts cracking up and then James starts cracking up. That moment kills me.

  • @williammoore1030
    @williammoore1030 5 лет назад +413

    Their friendship really shines when they're arguing like a married couple.

    • @lerp5555
      @lerp5555 5 лет назад +4

      They’re friendship really shines when their arguing like there a married couple.

    • @williammoore1030
      @williammoore1030 5 лет назад +6

      @@lerp5555 yours reads they are friendship. But I did use the wrong one it should be their.

    • @angusmacfrankenstein7227
      @angusmacfrankenstein7227 5 лет назад +2

      They aren’t?
      😹
      Kidding!

    • @NeilusNihilus
      @NeilusNihilus 5 лет назад +3

      @@lerp5555 -_-

    • @SumDumGy
      @SumDumGy 5 лет назад

      You spelled annoys wrong.

  • @poposterous236
    @poposterous236 5 лет назад +514

    Video: grown men screaming like children
    Me: This is the quality entertainment I subscribed for.

    • @AntiKipKay
      @AntiKipKay 5 лет назад +9

      It's total garbage

    • @laramielewis4906
      @laramielewis4906 5 лет назад +9

      Pandaman this had me LMAO. I’m at the end of the video, scrolled to the comments and completely agree

    • @philipbossy4834
      @philipbossy4834 5 лет назад +6

      Weird, I had the opposite reaction. This is not what I came here for.

    • @myusernameistaken23
      @myusernameistaken23 5 лет назад +7

      Everyone Else: This sucks. I got a headache listening to them arguing.

    • @7thcitezen702
      @7thcitezen702 4 года назад

      Dude i faaaacking loved it, hahaha i could listen to those two argue irrational points for hours. Then i'd probably get annoyed, but hey there's a few good hours of solid entertainment before that happens.

  • @floyd2386
    @floyd2386 5 лет назад +253

    To sum up this video,
    Tony: Lost World sucks
    Kieran: Nuh uh, Jurassic Park III sucks
    James: Let's talk about the original
    Kieran: Lost World is better
    Tony: No, Jurassic Park III is better
    James: Well, going back to the original....

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 5 лет назад +2

      floyd2386 And your point is?

    • @KingRey.
      @KingRey. 5 лет назад +13

      @@theradicalginger3060
      That was the point, are you dense?

    • @floyd2386
      @floyd2386 5 лет назад +1

      @@theradicalginger3060 It's funny how James kept avoiding the subject at hand and would rather talk about the original.
      Do you always need the obvious explained to you?

    • @floyd2386
      @floyd2386 5 лет назад

      @@yittmashups Was that the original title of the video?

  • @TravJam317
    @TravJam317 4 года назад +174

    I remember leaving Jurassic Park III mad about how bad it was. I saw The Lost World several times in the theater. That should tell you my vote.

    • @Assassin199410
      @Assassin199410 3 года назад +13

      JP3 is not what you just said. It's fantastic! Of course. It's Underrated and under appreciated.

    • @t2av159
      @t2av159 3 года назад +21

      @@Assassin199410 jp3 was trash.

    • @CrazedFloridaMan
      @CrazedFloridaMan 3 года назад

      @@t2av159 how so?

    • @misterwhy6026
      @misterwhy6026 3 года назад +4

      @@CrazedFloridaMan Remember the scene where they’re on the helicopter and Alan has a dream where nobody’s driving the helicopter and he looks to his left and sees a raptor head saying “Alan!” And the lip movements don’t sync up.

    • @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421
      @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 3 года назад +1

      You just state a fact, but where does your opinion come from? Are you gonna bother to explain that?

  • @SystemCheck66
    @SystemCheck66 5 лет назад +290

    "The Raptor snaps a guy's neck like Steven Seagal" 😂

    • @kurtshastany1945
      @kurtshastany1945 5 лет назад +6

      Finally seagal got his rental reviews moment! Cant they review marked for death?

    • @JCIce007
      @JCIce007 5 лет назад +3

      Correction: Steven Segal snaps necks like a raptor.

    • @residualwaste5038
      @residualwaste5038 5 лет назад +2

      ALAN

    • @FMZ101
      @FMZ101 5 лет назад +1

      It’s hysterical how the raptors operate in part III.

    • @SFforlife
      @SFforlife 5 лет назад +1

      In what ways? I thought they were pretty believable except for the "frozen-behind-a-glass" moment.

  • @KTF0
    @KTF0 5 лет назад +137

    I like how they're all talking about 3 different movies simultaneously.
    James part 1
    Kieran part 2
    Tony part 3

    • @samd2013
      @samd2013 5 лет назад +6

      Everyone agrees that 1 is the best, the great debate between fans is 2 vs 3.

    • @NormanReaddis
      @NormanReaddis 5 лет назад +2

      They're like a dissfunctional family trying to be gentle in arguing what is best

    • @samd2013
      @samd2013 5 лет назад

      SkyeRa89 I’m talking about Jurassic park

    • @netabolt6546
      @netabolt6546 5 лет назад +1

      yeah, that made it in something funny. it had almost a feel of a Skit.
      my opinion :
      3 JP3
      2 Lost world
      1 Original JP

  • @Vegeton
    @Vegeton 5 лет назад +186

    This episode sums up a lot of my usual feelings, two people debate while all I want to do is hear James talk about movies 🤷‍♂️

    • @GrosvnerMcaffrey
      @GrosvnerMcaffrey 5 лет назад +10

      That's how I felt about the Akira review James was really given the shaft in that review

    • @joscpe
      @joscpe 5 лет назад +7

      I really enjoyed this one, and James only getting a few peeps in was actually pretty funny to me. I wish he got to give his whole piece at the end though, like really expand on his thoughts toward Lost World; I get not having much to say about the third, I'd be in the same predicament...

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 5 лет назад +1

      Theres no giving the shaft this is the Rental Review its part of the thing how do you not see that?

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 5 лет назад +2

      Joscpe thats what his solo videos are for

  • @BananaKing932
    @BananaKing932 5 лет назад +77

    "They should have brought back Mr. Arnold's arm."
    lolol

    • @michaelreborn9656
      @michaelreborn9656 4 года назад +2

      "Hello, remember me? I'm Fred's hand!"

    • @NSGhostbusters
      @NSGhostbusters 3 года назад

      @@michaelreborn9656 "Wanna greet any of the other body parts?"

  • @izzymaedavidson1974
    @izzymaedavidson1974 5 лет назад +162

    I love James finds a lot of movies “forgettable”.

    • @drizzyrauvryar6992
      @drizzyrauvryar6992 5 лет назад +21

      I bet you cant forget about sand.
      Love the prequels btw.

    • @michelvanbriemen3459
      @michelvanbriemen3459 4 года назад +8

      @@drizzyrauvryar6992 It's coarse and gets everywhere. Kinda hard to get rid of. Especially from childhood memory.

    • @warrenjehosephat231
      @warrenjehosephat231 3 года назад +2

      I am glad James can forget, I wish I could.
      A twelve year old gymnastically kicking a deinonychus out a window in a movie directed by Steven Spielberg is emblazoned in my memory.

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 3 года назад +1

      @@warrenjehosephat231 I thought it was funny

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d 2 года назад +1

      Why does he get very anti-sequel?

  • @PetProjects2011
    @PetProjects2011 5 лет назад +221

    I love how throughout most of the video James just has an expression that reads, "I just made a huge mistake..."

    • @nullakjg767
      @nullakjg767 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah i much prefer his solo vids.

    • @bucwhovian8305
      @bucwhovian8305 5 лет назад +2

      InvaderPet he choose....poorly.

    • @PetProjects2011
      @PetProjects2011 5 лет назад +6

      @@nullakjg767 What I meant was James was thinking he made a mistake doing a JP sequel video because of how his friends were fighting.

    • @nullakjg767
      @nullakjg767 5 лет назад +2

      @@PetProjects2011 which wouldnt have happened if it was a solo vid.

    • @PetProjects2011
      @PetProjects2011 5 лет назад

      @@nullakjg767 Touche.

  • @cameronadeyemi8017
    @cameronadeyemi8017 5 лет назад +115

    "DODGSON... DODGSON... We've got DODGSON HERE!!!"

    • @gunmnky
      @gunmnky 5 лет назад +33

      See? Nobody Cares.

    • @cooliovap
      @cooliovap 5 лет назад +14

      @@gunmnky
      Nice hat.

    • @gozinta82
      @gozinta82 5 лет назад +4

      I always thought he said "Datsun". Weird.

    • @paulgraham4567
      @paulgraham4567 5 лет назад +8

      Don't get cheap on me.

    • @asalways1504
      @asalways1504 5 лет назад +5

      @@cooliovap what are you trying to look like a secret agent?

  • @shinndig1293
    @shinndig1293 5 лет назад +184

    Both are still a hell of a lot better than JW: Fallen Kingdom.

    • @miguelgcgamer9878
      @miguelgcgamer9878 5 лет назад +7

      Heck no, I very much prefer Fallen Kingdom over lost world and JP3

    • @fensthespook
      @fensthespook 5 лет назад +7

      You got that right

    • @GarrusN7
      @GarrusN7 5 лет назад +28

      @@miguelgcgamer9878 Fallen Kingdom is straight garbage.

    • @spensimus
      @spensimus 5 лет назад +4

      Shinndig 129 No

    • @miguelgcgamer9878
      @miguelgcgamer9878 5 лет назад +7

      @@GarrusN7 Jurassic Park 3 is straight garbage

  • @PROTOHYPER-X
    @PROTOHYPER-X 5 лет назад +61

    "in this one, dinosaurs kill everyone! And that's awesome!"-Kierren

  • @eliasb22
    @eliasb22 3 года назад +20

    Lost World is the better film, but JP3 was fun enough

  • @spookerredmenace3950
    @spookerredmenace3950 5 лет назад +109

    i love how they are such true friends, when they film you can tell they are having fun. when they rag on each other there is love. i love how James just breaks down and laughs

    • @_UPRC
      @_UPRC 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah, James and Mike finally have a really good crew for Cinemassacre. They've had some good people come through over the years, but never with this level of on-screen camaraderie before.

    • @spookerredmenace3950
      @spookerredmenace3950 5 лет назад +1

      @@_UPRC like any great friends its ok to rag on each other, my friend Grego and Bryan call each other sob's or bastards in public people give shocked looks but its all in jest , i love them both, hahaha ah good times

  • @MLPGamer636
    @MLPGamer636 5 лет назад +64

    James: There should have been dinosaurs in space.
    Me: Oh God, not Dino Crisis 3

    • @bretthicksomega
      @bretthicksomega 5 лет назад +6

      I got PTSD from this comment lol

    • @Banjo_Oz
      @Banjo_Oz 5 лет назад +6

      instantly what I thought of when they said that, too. I didn't even own an Xbox then but I was horrified they did that and it pretty much killed the series dead with one blow.

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d 4 года назад

      BanjoOz And “Dinosaurs in space” would be something that would only have a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Right?

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d 4 года назад +1

      JurassicHero 3 IKR

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 4 года назад

      DONT MENTION IT it didnt exist u got dino crisis 3 denial.

  • @hieronymus5548
    @hieronymus5548 5 лет назад +64

    The toys of The Lost World were awesome. The best toys of my childhood.

    • @ksp-crafter5907
      @ksp-crafter5907 5 лет назад +2

      True.

    • @frontxxrunner
      @frontxxrunner 5 лет назад +4

      I want to be a kid again to get excited about awesome toys all over again. I miss that awesomeness

    • @kyleblankenship6183
      @kyleblankenship6183 5 лет назад +3

      I used to have the command center RV... Thing was dope. I also had a T-Rex that could swallow some guy in a metal coffin or something?

    • @RisingBeast00
      @RisingBeast00 5 лет назад

      I know right!!!!

  • @MrOtzilla
    @MrOtzilla 5 лет назад +15

    The reason why The Lost World is a better movie is because, even with its flaws, it is still directed by one of the greatest directors of all time. Spielberg can create thrilling and awe inspiring scenes like no one else. The Trailer scene is so well paced and shot, that even though you don’t care that much about the people, it is still super tense.

  • @MasterZebulin
    @MasterZebulin 5 лет назад +82

    Their arguing is starting to get on my nerves.
    James, unleash the velociraptors.

  • @nobodyimportant64
    @nobodyimportant64 5 лет назад +217

    "put dinosaurs in space"
    *Dino crisis 3 flashbacks

    • @pr0xy87
      @pr0xy87 5 лет назад +7

      *Shudders*

    • @Mcdingus121
      @Mcdingus121 5 лет назад +4

      Man you beat me to the punch!

    • @Stupified101
      @Stupified101 4 года назад +2

      Ever since Jason, hellraiser, sharks and leprechaun went to space, my friend and i make jokes every now and then predicting which franchise is next. Havent told him about dino crisis 3 yet since he's not a gamer but im sure he'll still get a kick out of it.

    • @idiom2805
      @idiom2805 4 года назад +1

      NEVER.
      AGAIN.

    • @7thcitezen702
      @7thcitezen702 4 года назад

      Jesus Christ don't speak the name of that abomination!!! XD lol

  • @travisiswin
    @travisiswin 5 лет назад +180

    "James, is there anything in Jurassic Park 3 you liked that could help me?"
    And that's when Tony realized he lost the argument.

    • @samd2013
      @samd2013 5 лет назад +29

      You shouldn’t have to depend on the opinion of others to support your views.

    • @jaakkopontinen
      @jaakkopontinen 5 лет назад +1

      Humans need other humans, in regards to opinions as well.
      What, are you really that opinionated on something on your own accord that you are absolutely, 100%, rather-kill-myself sure of your opinion? No, you're not. If you are, stop it.

    • @carlosrizo3345
      @carlosrizo3345 5 лет назад

      @@lennynero8614 that's true very true

    • @carlosrizo3345
      @carlosrizo3345 5 лет назад +1

      I like Jurassic Park 3 it wasn't bad

    • @jaakkopontinen
      @jaakkopontinen 5 лет назад

      @@gurvmlk Agreed for the most part. Cheers :)

  • @SnowyScreenYT
    @SnowyScreenYT 5 лет назад +139

    No one:
    Velociraptor: a l a n

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад +4

      😂👍

    • @Phillyjoe2
      @Phillyjoe2 5 лет назад +2

      I hope to God that this becomes the most liked comment 🤣

  • @demontamerbf18
    @demontamerbf18 5 лет назад +162

    The thing I loved the most about this Rental Review was watching James just staring at them and laughing

  • @holysparkbatman
    @holysparkbatman 5 лет назад +55

    I’m glad to see my poll choice led to a man eating shaving cream.

    • @eni3995
      @eni3995 5 лет назад +8

      Unfortunately they switched the cake to one with real cream lol

    • @drizzyrauvryar6992
      @drizzyrauvryar6992 5 лет назад +7

      @@eni3995 that was sad. Barbasol is non toxic. I think Tony just welched on the bet and pussed out like a bitch. I bet you anything Kieran would have eaten it.

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 года назад

      @@drizzyrauvryar6992 It looks like he was sure that he would fail from the beginning. Every defense he makes ends up making the third movie look even more poor.

    • @Dill_Pickle1997
      @Dill_Pickle1997 2 года назад

      I was so glad to see that poll come up in this video. I’m even more glad that the lost world won

  • @deavonturenvanjetse
    @deavonturenvanjetse 5 лет назад +37

    I remember sitting in a movie theater and watching the trailers before the movie started. At that time, at that age I didn't know they where making a sequel to jurassic park until I sat there. I wish that would happen today instead of us knowing the next spiderman is coming in the summer of 2021. No matter the quality of the movie, the excitement was legit.

    • @matthewjones9177
      @matthewjones9177 6 дней назад

      So true. Simpler times and arguably much better!

  • @MysteriousStrangerVA
    @MysteriousStrangerVA 5 лет назад +87

    Ah, 3 film nerds arguing, just how I like it.
    No, really, I did enjoy this. It encapsulates every factor of a nerd.

    • @antdude
      @antdude 5 лет назад +4

      But James didn't say much. :(

    • @MysteriousStrangerVA
      @MysteriousStrangerVA 5 лет назад +1

      @@antdude Well, really, what COULD he say?

    • @antdude
      @antdude 5 лет назад +2

      He was laughing too!

    • @MysteriousStrangerVA
      @MysteriousStrangerVA 5 лет назад +1

      antdude Really, how could you not laugh at that display of nerdom? lol

    • @antdude
      @antdude 5 лет назад +1

      TheRevanchist VA I am sure we all LOLed too. 😀

  • @journeyman1218
    @journeyman1218 5 лет назад +35

    The Lost World is infinitely better. This isn't even a contest 😂

    • @Anakunus
      @Anakunus 5 лет назад +3

      @moon dawg Being memorable does not make a movie automatically better than a forgettable movie. The Lost World is memorable to me because it had some ridiculous scenes, like a Tyrannosaurus Rex abandoning its offspring in order to pursue humans who are already running away. Watching a not-so-memorable movie again can be a better experience than watching a memorable one.

    • @saidi7975
      @saidi7975 4 года назад +2

      I fully agree and concur good sir !

    • @gregb7337
      @gregb7337 4 года назад +2

      moon dawg j3 is better

  • @DragonHeart613
    @DragonHeart613 5 лет назад +30

    JP2 is the better film overall due to Steven Spielberg returning as director & the plot is stronger than JP3 but where JP3 shines is the fact that Sam Neil returns as Dr Alan Grant (the hero from JP1), nothing against Jeff Goldblum's Ian Malcolm who's a great character in his own right but Ian is not a strong enough character to carry an entire film as the central protagonist & is better suited as a supporting character just as he was in JP1. JP2 badly missed Grant :(
    JP3 might not have Spielberg & it's plot might not be as great as JP2 but JP3 is still a fun exciting-enough adventure in its own right.
    JP2 has Steven Spielberg but no Dr Alan Grant and JP3 has Grant but no Spielberg. Both films each lack a key ingredient that was instrumental in the massive success of JP1 but both are still solid fun sequels with plenty of thrills & dinosaurs.

    • @DinobotKiryu
      @DinobotKiryu 5 лет назад +2

      I agree. Jurassic Park also could've used a more progressive world building story.

    • @mr.exposition
      @mr.exposition 5 лет назад +2

      Dr Grant > Dr. Malcolm

    • @Billysan291
      @Billysan291 5 лет назад

      JP2 had a plot..?. I mean outside of poachers are bad.

    • @Blue_Hound_2144
      @Blue_Hound_2144 23 часа назад

      @@Billysan291what’s the plot of jp 3 then?

  • @magnolia___
    @magnolia___ 3 года назад +15

    I love all the jp movies but i prefer the lost world...

    • @taylorferry5790
      @taylorferry5790 3 года назад +5

      Me too I like all of the Jurassic park movies but I like lost world the most.

  • @leslauner5062
    @leslauner5062 3 года назад +8

    I cared about the characters in Jurassic Park II....hated the characters in Jurassic Park III. Wanted heroes to survive in Jurassic Park II....wanted all the heroes to get eaten in Jurassic Park III(except Alan).

  • @davids8aff
    @davids8aff 5 лет назад +59

    Tony reads his phone with his arm outstretched like an old man.

    • @nathanielcrosby2426
      @nathanielcrosby2426 5 лет назад +7

      So he's the real boomer.

    • @benn454
      @benn454 5 лет назад

      He might be farsighted.

    • @MasterCrumble
      @MasterCrumble 5 лет назад

      Maybe he has old man vision, needing it to be a few feet away from his face. :P

    • @davids8aff
      @davids8aff 5 лет назад

      @Kris you can just hold the phone up. You don't need to extend your arm unless your farsighted.

  • @fillervision3
    @fillervision3 5 лет назад +71

    ...I like Jurassic Park 3...I mean both sequels aren't perfect but I like it a bit better.

    • @samd2013
      @samd2013 5 лет назад +21

      JP3 is more entertaining to me, as soon as they land in the island the movie is non stop to the end. Cooper gets eaten, plane crash, spinosaurous vs T Rex, raptors, birdcage scene, boat spinosaurous scene. The whole movie is great entertainment.

  • @RUDEWOLF900
    @RUDEWOLF900 5 лет назад +65

    Oh man, this discussion sound EXACTLY like a heated argument in a nerd forum circa 2004!
    I loved!

    • @RUDEWOLF900
      @RUDEWOLF900 5 лет назад

      @@yittmashups YES!!!

    • @RUDEWOLF900
      @RUDEWOLF900 5 лет назад

      Just Lisent to Kieran at 8:55.
      It does bring back some memories!

  • @lostnumbr
    @lostnumbr 5 лет назад +27

    lw: I love the trailer scene, and san diego
    jp3: I love allan grant and the spinosaur

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 года назад

      ALAN!

    • @7thcitezen702
      @7thcitezen702 4 года назад

      i would add one more, i do like William h Macey.

  • @alrypp6976
    @alrypp6976 5 лет назад +26

    To quote a line from Larry Cohen's The Stuff,
    "Everybody has to eat shaving cream once in a while."

  • @TastyChurro
    @TastyChurro 5 лет назад +14

    Crystal Skull over Temple of Doom?! How did I miss that discussion?

  • @__Andrew
    @__Andrew 5 лет назад +15

    I LOVED the toys from JP2. My buddy had probably every one they made and i remember one summer spending the entire day making our own Jurassic Park with all the toys. Including cutting pine tree branches and putting them in the enclosures to look like trees.

  • @benjenkins5995
    @benjenkins5995 4 года назад +58

    I like Jurassic park 3 for two reasons:
    1.The Spinosaurus
    2.Alan Grant is back
    That’s it.

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 3 года назад +3

      It was at least faster paced than Lost World.
      It took waaaaaayyy too long to get going.

    • @benjenkins5995
      @benjenkins5995 3 года назад +2

      @@RYMAN1321 I guess so

    • @Dutch_man20
      @Dutch_man20 3 года назад +2

      I also like the raptor scenes, but there aren’t very many

    • @bitharne
      @bitharne 3 года назад +2

      Alan Grant is JP to me...the reason I love Sam Neil (into Event Horizon best movie ever)

  • @Joe.Grimm.
    @Joe.Grimm. 5 лет назад +22

    Play Dino Crisis 3 on AVGN. That'll get you your Dinosaurs in space fix.

    • @KEWLV1C
      @KEWLV1C 5 лет назад

      Azagothe Haha I was thinking the same thing.

    • @nicolaiholmstoel6546
      @nicolaiholmstoel6546 4 года назад

      That game is one off the worst sequels ever made..

  • @NastyNakedRonPopeil
    @NastyNakedRonPopeil 5 лет назад +108

    "What no menthol?" Seems to have flown over everyone's head, but got a giggle from me

    • @benjamincastro6063
      @benjamincastro6063 5 лет назад +1

      sabotenfighter That comment made me laugh so god damn hard

    • @WesMordine
      @WesMordine 5 лет назад

      Klayton understood that reference

    • @BrendanJSmith
      @BrendanJSmith 4 года назад +1

      sabotenfighter what was the reference?

  • @ryandlion6961
    @ryandlion6961 5 лет назад +26

    I have Michael Chritton to thank for my favorite movie the 13th warrior!

    • @Football__Junkie
      @Football__Junkie 5 лет назад +1

      Ryan d Lion Yep, El Mariachi goes to 11th century Scandinavia

  • @bananacity4934
    @bananacity4934 5 лет назад +21

    Yeah, but your editing team were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

  • @user-dv2hc8zt3o
    @user-dv2hc8zt3o 5 лет назад +11

    Don't forget the awesome PS1 game that The Lost World had!

  • @michaeldiaz9999
    @michaeldiaz9999 5 лет назад +45

    I kind of want to give James a big hug. He looks like he needed one after this.

  • @Lajos_Kelemen
    @Lajos_Kelemen 5 лет назад +46

    Here’s my take: I love 1 and like the other 2, but I’m seriously not into the Jurassic World movies

    • @old4mat
      @old4mat 5 лет назад

      This is the correct answer.

  • @Armin.T9
    @Armin.T9 5 лет назад +48

    I watched Jurassic Park when i was a kid, then i started to study about dinosaurs... And now i'm a paleontologist :D

    • @FMZ101
      @FMZ101 5 лет назад +5

      That’s awesome. Even though I’m led to believe that as far as Jurassic Park shows paleontology it’s rather far away from the real deal.

    • @SEANIEHSHINE
      @SEANIEHSHINE 5 лет назад

      Wow‼‼

    • @Skylancer727
      @Skylancer727 5 лет назад

      @@FMZ101 yeah, they wouldn't know till long later that half these things should have had feathers or the predicator to them.

    • @The_PokeSaurus
      @The_PokeSaurus 5 лет назад

      Amen.

    • @Skylancer727
      @Skylancer727 5 лет назад +1

      @@yittmashups That's actually what more recent studies have shown. The feathers wouldn't have been as likely to become fossils, but a very small number of them did. But on top of that, a few of them have the prerequisites to feathers such as Tianyulong which has quills which feathers are an ancestor of (they needed the stem in the center to splinter off of). If you look at the fossils yourself, it's kinda hard to tell on anything other than the small creatures that had large fully formed feathers already as they leave a shadowy impression.

  • @travisiswin
    @travisiswin 5 лет назад +54

    The Lost World had goddamn Pete Postlethwaite, therefor it automatically wins.

    • @gameboypunk660
      @gameboypunk660 5 лет назад +4

      And he had that awesome 500 nitro Express I've told people he could kill a dinosaur with that double rifle but many people think it's a dumb 12 gauge double barrel

    • @Taraka1
      @Taraka1 5 лет назад +1

      @@gameboypunk660 That rifle would be worth a fortune now a days.

  • @GGRC
    @GGRC 5 лет назад +30

    I feel like Tony loses points just based on him saying boomer several times. Yikes.

  • @pattomwau
    @pattomwau 5 лет назад +34

    Kieran looks like he could be one of the trackers from Lost World

  • @munkeypantsman
    @munkeypantsman 5 лет назад +22

    The talking raptor was more believable than that "shaving cream".

  • @KorbenCountyJr
    @KorbenCountyJr 5 лет назад +21

    "Ellie Sattler...who cares"???!! Come on Kieran. seeing Grant and Ellie again was enough for me.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 5 лет назад +1

      Did you clap when Jeff Goldblum turned up in Fallen Kingdom?

    • @KorbenCountyJr
      @KorbenCountyJr 5 лет назад +3

      @@jamstonjulian6947 I cheer everyday for Jeff Goldblum! Transylvania 6-5000 baby. I enjoyed all Jurrasic films in their own ways. I didnt think any of them were terrible, although I didn't like seeing the death of the original Brachiosaurus. Was waiting for Vince Vaughn to parasail in and save it..😥

    • @ScrubNigel
      @ScrubNigel 5 лет назад +1

      It would have been, if her character wasn't flushed down the drain. I'm not sure what's more disappointing: her in JP3 or Goldblum in JW2. Complete waste. What was even the point? Glorified cameos, that managed to make their character worse with what little they were in them.

    • @MediaLoverChris02
      @MediaLoverChris02 5 лет назад +2

      KorbenCountyJr They had them split up! Which totally ruined it!!

  • @philosophyoftrucking
    @philosophyoftrucking 5 лет назад +68

    I laughed harder at this than any other rental review.

  • @maritime7511
    @maritime7511 4 года назад +53

    The lost world jurassic park is one of my favorite movie in the jurassic park trilogy actually.

    • @MediaLoverChris02
      @MediaLoverChris02 3 года назад +2

      Same.

    • @blunew467
      @blunew467 3 года назад +2

      you don’t watch many movies

    • @ZacharyFineour
      @ZacharyFineour 3 года назад +2

      Mine as well
      My list from favorite to least favorite Jurassic movies:
      Jurassic Park
      Jurassic World
      The Lost World: Jurassic Park
      Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
      Jurassic Park 3

  • @tuffstripling6471
    @tuffstripling6471 4 года назад +13

    This is probably the best rental review because they’re just screaming at each other the whole time

  • @ColonelCarnage
    @ColonelCarnage 5 лет назад +36

    2 was always my least favorite since the time I saw it in theaters as a little kid

  • @ptol251
    @ptol251 5 лет назад +57

    "I'm a zoomer"
    HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS?

  • @Dr.Gojithecollector
    @Dr.Gojithecollector 5 лет назад +54

    Two men arguing like kids. Just what i subscribed for.

  • @robertparker6280
    @robertparker6280 3 года назад +8

    James' face here: 11:34
    He is like "Tony you are going to loose".

  • @doomer4life2
    @doomer4life2 5 лет назад +23

    I feel like Tony is almost playing a bit where he has to pretend to be the guy that liked JPIII. Lost World, for all of its faults, was still a coherent and entertaining ride. JPIII was complete garbage all the way through.

    • @L.L.2045
      @L.L.2045 4 года назад +2

      Thank you!

    • @hectorabrambeltrandomingue3902
      @hectorabrambeltrandomingue3902 4 года назад +1

      Am... Actually it isnt, while I admite that the ending was a disaster, the movie itself is enjoyable, its no JP but it still has something to it

    • @Blue_Hound_2144
      @Blue_Hound_2144 23 часа назад

      @@hectorabrambeltrandomingue3902it’s still pretty miserably written

  • @excessmaterial
    @excessmaterial 5 лет назад +6

    Dude wtf Kieran lol. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Lost World was a pretty good show actually. It doesn't have zip to do with Jurassic Park obviously but it was certainly better than a lot of other fantasy shows of the 90s. Like in the top 10 at least. More people need to check it out.
    Lord John Roxton was a based main character also.

  • @scrappycoco7843
    @scrappycoco7843 5 лет назад +17

    What about Billy and the Cloneasaurus?!!!

    • @The_PokeSaurus
      @The_PokeSaurus 5 лет назад +3

      WHAT HERE YOU THINKING! I mean, thank you, come again.

    • @old4mat
      @old4mat 5 лет назад

      @@The_PokeSaurus the way he nods his head when he says it. 😁

  • @Mornings
    @Mornings 5 лет назад +62

    As a kid I always loved JP3 the most out of the franchise although now its easier to see that its not actually a good movie. Its still nostalgic to watch and all that but now I would def put Lost World above it. I also understand how some people may even like Lost World more than the original but for me it goes 1,2,3. None of the Jurassic World movies have been good yet IMO though. Maybe its just the fact of nostalgia or the fact they have become action movies instead of thrillers but its whatever.

    • @bayerhead
      @bayerhead 5 лет назад

      So true but watch fallen kingdom and think about Indiana Jones and its a good watch. I waited so damn long for these new movies and they are stale but I get it now. It's Indiana Jones with dinosaurs.

  • @Ghost3210
    @Ghost3210 5 лет назад +57

    Tony: Third movie is best
    Kieran: Second movie is best
    James: Original movie is best
    Me: The original book is best
    My friend: *Jurassic World 4* xD

    • @zerlichr426
      @zerlichr426 5 лет назад +6

      Nobody asked what your friend thinks. To me he is like Yamcha xd

    • @antdude
      @antdude 5 лет назад +2

      What are books? [grin]

    • @yam83
      @yam83 5 лет назад +2

      No offense, but your friend needs to be euthanized...

    • @bucwhovian8305
      @bucwhovian8305 5 лет назад +1

      Good lord, no. I didn't even want one of those films, let alone four!!!

    • @ThePatchedVest
      @ThePatchedVest 5 лет назад

      Me: Second book is best

  • @andreavasquez4355
    @andreavasquez4355 3 года назад +16

    I love how James just wants to talk about the original Jurassic Park whil Tony is just sounding like a mad man praising the third one.

  • @90stalgiaTV
    @90stalgiaTV 5 лет назад +37

    "Jurassic Park 2 VS. 3 - What's better, The Lost World or Jurassic Park III?? - Rental Reviews (with special guest James Rolfe)"

    • @Mr.Welbig
      @Mr.Welbig 5 лет назад +6

      Right?! I miss when it was just James calmly talking about a subject in informative editorials. Now its just scream fests with these other jokers.

  • @Nick-cy2tn
    @Nick-cy2tn 5 лет назад +10

    Lost world as the rex doesn't get killed like a noob

  • @RustyNickels
    @RustyNickels 5 лет назад +36

    "Dinosaurs kill everyone. That's awesome!"

  • @the503creepout7
    @the503creepout7 5 лет назад +28

    It's no JP1 but Lost World has: 1)The trailer dangling over the cliff scene. 2)The T-Rex rampaging through San Diego. 3)Jeff Goldblum.
    JP3: 1) i always thought Tea Leoni was a major babe.
    I gotta go with Lost World.

    • @Dill_Pickle1997
      @Dill_Pickle1997 5 лет назад +1

      the503CreepOut what’s your thoughts on the spinosaurus?

    • @the503creepout7
      @the503creepout7 5 лет назад +2

      @@Dill_Pickle1997 Spinosaurus? More like: Vagina-saurus!

    • @mgeiger2341
      @mgeiger2341 4 года назад +4

      But the Allen dream sequence.

    • @haroldhall1517
      @haroldhall1517 4 года назад +2

      The Raptors in the grass? Lol idk why but that was my favorite scene

    • @haroldhall1517
      @haroldhall1517 4 года назад

      Also a ton of different dinosaurs other than just a spinosaurus

  • @avabethmcghee3048
    @avabethmcghee3048 5 лет назад +15

    As a member of the forgotten generation, I only have this for Tony:
    "whatever..." *sound of a bubbling bong*

    • @player3productions502
      @player3productions502 5 лет назад

      How old is Tony supposed to be?

    • @Dill_Pickle1997
      @Dill_Pickle1997 5 лет назад

      You talking about gen z or “the lost generation”?

    • @Smithkakarot
      @Smithkakarot 3 года назад

      @@player3productions502 I think he's around the same age as me (I was born in 1989.)

  • @KaiVentura
    @KaiVentura 5 лет назад +14

    19:16 James...do you want a Dino Crisis 3 movie adaptation?

    • @ed_carnby3431
      @ed_carnby3431 5 лет назад

      I wish they would of went that route, we got shitty terrible dino movies like Jurassic Undead, sci-fi Raptor Island.

  • @jalenjohnson1662
    @jalenjohnson1662 5 лет назад +15

    Lost World has some of the best set pieces out of the entire series. Can't say the same for 3.

    • @RyansChannel0203
      @RyansChannel0203 5 лет назад

      Worst* set pieces

    • @daltonwilliams1723
      @daltonwilliams1723 5 лет назад +3

      I don't think anything in 2 tops the pterodactyle scene from 3

    • @samd2013
      @samd2013 5 лет назад +4

      The birdcage pterodactyl scene and the riverboat spinosauros scene from JP3 were great.

  • @brotherdoom2406
    @brotherdoom2406 5 лет назад +17

    This debate is very mundane... maybe that was the whole point... idk

    • @CoffeeStain-Music
      @CoffeeStain-Music 5 лет назад

      Well, they are debating TLW and JP3 not Godfather 1 & 2 lol

  • @kyle857
    @kyle857 4 года назад +3

    The Lost World by a Longshot. 3 is garbage. The Lost Word at least had some love put into it.

  • @izzymaedavidson1974
    @izzymaedavidson1974 5 лет назад +23

    I love how James just sits back almost the whole time and listens to them bicker.

  • @galenlyons3734
    @galenlyons3734 5 лет назад +13

    Would you guys please do a rental review on army of darkness or the evil dead trilogy??

  • @TheOldMan-75
    @TheOldMan-75 5 лет назад +14

    I prefer these videos with a little less of a comedic angle and you guys just regularly discussing a movie. This felt more like a sketch.

  • @wingeddiamondsword7653
    @wingeddiamondsword7653 5 лет назад +39

    Can you do Alien 3 and talk about the director cut as well

    • @JJheadcharge
      @JJheadcharge 5 лет назад +3

      Lol, I kept seeing the case in the background and thought the same thing.

    • @frankb5728
      @frankb5728 5 лет назад +3

      3 isn't that bad.. 4 is absolutely trash and I like his other movies, he was the wrong guy for the franchise.

    • @wingeddiamondsword7653
      @wingeddiamondsword7653 5 лет назад +2

      Yea i think 4 is so bad lol

    • @JJheadcharge
      @JJheadcharge 5 лет назад +3

      3 has actually grown on me. I've come to appreciate it for its shock value, style, and return to its "slasher," roots. Resurrection is still an utter disappointment. Suoer cheesy, felt like it was tacked on to the series, and had such good potential to be "Aliens 2." Fuck that movie man.

  • @richardstange5939
    @richardstange5939 5 лет назад +5

    Honestly, I love all of the Jurassic movies. It is THAT franchise for me. It is the franchise that I have seen absolutely each and every entry of the series in the theaters.

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 5 лет назад +4

    James, you're my hero for liking Crystal Skull.
    Also, I hate the characters in The Lost World, but I can't even remember Jurassic Park III to know what I hate.

  • @seangalvin3196
    @seangalvin3196 5 лет назад +9

    Lost World had some of the best moments and concepts of the whole series. The T-Rex hunter, A kid getting eaten by Compys, The RV sequence and the awesome shot of raptors hunting through the tall grass. It also has the terrible gym scene though...

  • @ragnaz8819
    @ragnaz8819 5 лет назад +10

    i really liked the Ian Malcolm role. jeff goldblum is awesome. Sam Neil is great too.

  • @mikethedinoman8970
    @mikethedinoman8970 5 лет назад +8

    I think they both have their Merits...
    The Lost World is awesome IMO, it has a cool King Kong feel to it and the Cast and Direction are stellar...
    JP3 is Lean and Mean, the Perfect Saturday Morning/Night Movie, gets straight to the point....
    Also, both have Dinosaurs, A+

  • @alexbastos6960
    @alexbastos6960 Год назад +2

    The Lost World vs Jurassic Park III?
    Gee, I wonder which one is not only *the lowest-grossing movie* in the entire franchise, but also has *the lowest audience score* on Rotten Tomatoes (again) in the entire franchise!
    This discussion was over before it began. 🤣

  • @skagerstrom
    @skagerstrom 5 лет назад +2

    No one can honestly say that Jurassic Park 3 was better than Lost World. Lost World is not perfect but man... JP3.. Every human caracter except poor Alan Grant is so hateable. That damn lady that couldn't stop shouting.. The SATELLITE PHONE inside the Spinosaurus... INSIDE. It's worse than Terminator 3 even.

  • @chrisbg99
    @chrisbg99 5 лет назад +18

    I call shenanigans. That was clearly real whipped cream on that pie that Jason gave to Tony. Editing shenanigans!

  • @nintendohandheld9556
    @nintendohandheld9556 5 лет назад +5

    Please talk about one of my favorite bad movies: Godzilla (1998) starring Matthew Broderick and Jean Reno.

  • @spensimus
    @spensimus 5 лет назад +5

    Holy shit you guys really captured discussions of the films over forums and twitter haha. I gotta say I side with Tony on this one. Kieran dissed Dr. Grant, that ain’t ok!

  • @Drforrester31
    @Drforrester31 5 лет назад +2

    I'd easily take Lost World over Jurasic Park III, and for one simple reason: it doesn't have fucking Tea Leone. If she wasn't in the movie, I'd love JP3 way more because it brought back Dr. Grant. But her character absolutely ruined the movie for me. Lost World also wins for the T-Rex in San Diego, and the Arnold in King Lear standup in Blockbuster

  • @ronaldrodriguez14
    @ronaldrodriguez14 3 года назад +3

    Lost World is way better than JP III. Case closed.

  • @djsadface742
    @djsadface742 5 лет назад +16

    I grew up with watching all the movies. But I just love part 3