Jurassic Park: Trespasser (PC) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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    In this AVGN the Nerd reviews Trespasser, a Jurassic Park FPS PC game from 1998. The game was billed as a "digital sequel" to the 1997 film The Lost World: Jurassic Park, on which it is based. The game is noted for the involvement of the film's director, Steven Spielberg and actors Richard Attenborough and Minnie Driver. The ambitious game ultimately received mixed to negative reviews at the time and disappointed many reviewers. This is Angry Video Game Nerd episode 172.
    James Rolfe's Twitter: / cinemassacre
    Crew: Justin Silverman, Kieran Fallon, Antonio Piluso, Ryan Schott
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    / kieeeeern
    / hackthemovies
    / schottr
    SPECIAL THANKS & CAST:
    Seamus Blackley:
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    Shesez from Boundry Break:
    / @boundarybreak
    / boundarybreak
    Research and Additional Gameplay by Klayton Fioriti:
    / @klaytonfioriti
    / klaytonfioriti
    Inflatable T-Rex & Raptor played by Marshall aka "Plush Daddy"
    Inflatable Triceratops & Pteranodon played by Tony:
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    / hackthemovi3s
    Jeep Dilophosaurus played by Jimmy Cosentino:
    afxprops.com
    Dennis Nedry played by Justin Silverman:
    / justysilverman
    Shit's Kitchen chefs played by Annie Wang & Xander Arnot:
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    Thanks for the audio help Justin Greger!!
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @JamesNintendoNerd
    @JamesNintendoNerd  5 лет назад +1851

    Go to buyraycon.com/cinemassacre for 15% off your order! Brought to you by Raycon.

    • @samholdsworth3957
      @samholdsworth3957 5 лет назад +22

      Hi James!

    • @eastgermanyberlin7741
      @eastgermanyberlin7741 5 лет назад +85

      The fact that AVGN is still making quality videos after all these years is amazing.

    • @johnny_my_penls_is_small_but
      @johnny_my_penls_is_small_but 5 лет назад +10

      Cool offer, will do

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 5 лет назад +8

      Of course, you're not a geek. A geek is someone who bites the heads off of chickens, Ozzy Osbourne style. Though I'm sure you'd sooner be a geek than play Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde again.

    • @gameboydadtm37
      @gameboydadtm37 5 лет назад +10

      +Cinemassacre AVGN will never get old. Definitely looking forward to Halloween

  • @DrViperVideos
    @DrViperVideos 5 лет назад +6288

    I cant believe james is still making these videos. I was in middle school when my friend showed me this guy ramming his head into a cabinet after failing to land the plane in top gun. Never stop man, please

    • @UNDERGROUNDskateco
      @UNDERGROUNDskateco 5 лет назад +89

      My friend showed me the miracle piano video and I was hooked. 2009 those were the days

    • @thienbaongo7997
      @thienbaongo7997 5 лет назад +12

      I started watching him in 2012

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 лет назад +40

      What kind of a comment is this? Of course he still makes these videos, he's the fucking nerd.

    • @501stBattalion
      @501stBattalion 5 лет назад +27

      Should of ended before ScreenWave took over.

    • @Shadowlord1980
      @Shadowlord1980 5 лет назад +14

      Of course James does AVGN episodes. AVGN is James alter ego. AVGN is the past, present and future!

  • @theSuper1Player
    @theSuper1Player 5 лет назад +3768

    So we finally got the answer to the age old question: “What were they thinking?!?”

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 5 лет назад +217

      Just goes to show that, with some of these shitty games the Nerd plays, sometimes it wasn't entirely the devs fault for making a shit product, sometimes they poured their hearts and souls into it, but were just pressed for time.

    • @Jose-se9pu
      @Jose-se9pu 5 лет назад +44

      "we werent thinking"

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 5 лет назад +5

      @some guy Very true!

    • @Onemanshowoff
      @Onemanshowoff 5 лет назад +25

      That was also answered in the "Desert Bus" review

    • @rohanwearsgucci3720
      @rohanwearsgucci3720 5 лет назад +18

      We found out who Fred Fucks is and we know "WHAT THEY WERE THINKING!" What's next?

  • @JamesNintendoNerd
    @JamesNintendoNerd  5 лет назад +1721

    Had a ton of help on this episode!! There's links in the description if you want to check everyone out.

    • @pyrobison2002
      @pyrobison2002 5 лет назад +18

      Cinemassacre great episode James, insert whatever kiss-comment you want here, watch you everyday

    • @ch1ckenballs
      @ch1ckenballs 5 лет назад +6

      Cinemassacre no problemo James

    • @jesseling6672
      @jesseling6672 5 лет назад +6

      Team up with Rerez~

    • @10siWhiz
      @10siWhiz 5 лет назад +5

      Hey James thanks for keeping the Nerd busy!

    • @jamescook2973
      @jamescook2973 5 лет назад +7

      Keep up the amazing work James! My name is James too James and James and we both play games! 🤣🤣 ur awesome bro

  • @ideitbawxproductions1880
    @ideitbawxproductions1880 3 года назад +649

    the fact that he not only got the producer of the game to accept an interview & answer questions, but also play a role in the review itself, is absolutely amazing!

    • @ericfelds6291
      @ericfelds6291 2 года назад +58

      dude also invented the xbox lol

    • @river_acheron
      @river_acheron Год назад +12

      @@ericfelds6291 I will forgive him for that. :P
      Sony fan here. 😂

    • @toainsully
      @toainsully Год назад +5

      Not to mention he also got Boundary Break to join in

  • @samvimes9510
    @samvimes9510 5 лет назад +610

    Never in my life did I ever think I'd see a man in a t-rex costume chasing after an SUV while swinging an original Xbox controller like a flail.
    Thank you.

    • @railmacher1303
      @railmacher1303 5 лет назад +18

      I noticed the man in the t-rex costume keep whacking himself with the Duke controller while swinging it lol.

    • @jeremygregorio7472
      @jeremygregorio7472 5 лет назад +2

      For me, it was Tuesday.
      Ok, actually Saturdays. You know what? Fuck it.

    • @retrosoul8770
      @retrosoul8770 5 лет назад

      Best part of the video, hilarious

    • @tysonthewolfe93
      @tysonthewolfe93 5 лет назад +3

      Shits Kitchen

    • @JanizMakudomaru
      @JanizMakudomaru 5 лет назад +1

      That was the highlight of my day.

  • @mountbuckekreative4044
    @mountbuckekreative4044 5 лет назад +1738

    That is how evolution works. Many dinosaurs fall down a cliff, till one turns into a bird.

    • @offensivepolygon2763
      @offensivepolygon2763 5 лет назад +18

      Wow, such a vestigial brain joke, obviously the gene exchange at a cliff habitat favored dinosaurs capable of glide/flight. ;)

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, that was my thought too.

    • @dennismartin5821
      @dennismartin5821 5 лет назад +33

      That's probably how they went extinct. They all fell to their deaths.

    • @MrQuijibo
      @MrQuijibo 5 лет назад +6

      That's deep man

    • @apocalypseap
      @apocalypseap 5 лет назад +5

      @@MrQuijibo The ravine the dinosaurs fell into was also very deep.

  • @Garradorable1
    @Garradorable1 5 лет назад +773

    "A late game is only late until it's shipped but a bad game is bad forever."
    Loved that line.

    • @Kladyos
      @Kladyos 5 лет назад +74

      He put a spin on the classic quote from Shigeru Miyamoto.

    • @justinium77
      @justinium77 5 лет назад +2

      Hmmmm. You'll always remember when a game arrived late.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 5 лет назад +20

      Unless your name is Duke Nukem.

    • @dakotaguin32
      @dakotaguin32 5 лет назад +9

      Hear that Ubisoft?

    • @NTheHedgehog
      @NTheHedgehog 5 лет назад +9

      @@dakotaguin32 Hey, Ubisoft can still sometimes make a good game. Konami these days and EA are the real bad guys

  • @dechangeman
    @dechangeman 3 года назад +1048

    Really appreciate the interview at the end. Great insights. Thanks.

    • @alladeenmdfkr2255
      @alladeenmdfkr2255 3 года назад +3

      I dont think that was real

    • @jeremyjoyner9796
      @jeremyjoyner9796 3 года назад +31

      @@alladeenmdfkr2255 it was

    • @jacklazzaro9820
      @jacklazzaro9820 3 года назад +31

      @@alladeenmdfkr2255 It stopped being real when the nerd asked Blackley for a helicopter off the island.

    • @Einar730
      @Einar730 3 года назад

      No

    • @MrWormie13
      @MrWormie13 3 года назад +2

      Somebody wants yout attention for subs and likes.

  • @Outcrow
    @Outcrow 5 лет назад +1299

    7:34 “Six. Five”
    Plot twist: She was actually counting frame rates.

  • @codymaclean1887
    @codymaclean1887 5 лет назад +383

    The fact that he actually called the Producer is absolutely amazing. You never hear their side of the story. Epic. Well done Cinemassacre!

    • @zakazany1945
      @zakazany1945 5 лет назад +21

      Imagine hearing the side of the Jekyll and Mr. Hide

    • @TheJared030858
      @TheJared030858 5 лет назад +9

      LOOK UP THE PLAYTHROUGH BY
      'RESEARCH INDICATES' he explains all the behind the scenes functionality and design choices for this game. You really come to appreciate what trespasser was going to be and the mind blowing ideas.

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 5 лет назад

      Did you just unnironically use epic?

    • @JPOGers
      @JPOGers 5 лет назад

      Why didn’t he ask him about a remake!?

  • @NerdyTransformed
    @NerdyTransformed 5 лет назад +647

    I love that James actually went through the effort of asking the real executive producer as to why the game turned out the way it did.

    • @Operation_Bagel
      @Operation_Bagel 5 лет назад +101

      Farty Fatman a good sport? Didn’t you see that he trapped him on the island, along with countless others? This man needs to be stopped

    • @gozinta82
      @gozinta82 5 лет назад +23

      There was some sort of big article or questions answered section somewhere that mentioned what he said. Basically everyone thought they were bulletproof then when it came time to execution, they weren't able to do what they set out to do. Code was causing all sorts of issues w/ AI and such. It had such potential and they fucked up.

    • @richardschumacher6014
      @richardschumacher6014 5 лет назад +24

      I think James is quite famous even in the industry.

    • @ManuelKoegler
      @ManuelKoegler 5 лет назад +12

      He does that every once in a while, really appreciate it, you get your avgn episode, as well as some insight into what’s reviewed, really shows he cares and loves doing this.

    • @GODDAMNLETMEJOIN
      @GODDAMNLETMEJOIN 5 лет назад +15

      Time and buget is the usual culprit.

  • @TheIpwnkyle
    @TheIpwnkyle 3 года назад +724

    It actually warmed my heart to hear that Richard Attenborough was really as wholesome as he always came across as.

  • @TPotatoo
    @TPotatoo 5 лет назад +858

    15 years later, and this man is still getting on trending. Well done James, you're a legend.

    • @nexusprime2487
      @nexusprime2487 5 лет назад +20

      Can't say much in comparison to his old rival the nostalgia critique.

    • @jari56ify
      @jari56ify 5 лет назад +5

      He sucks now, the fuck are you on about? LOL legend.

    • @c.jarmstrong3111
      @c.jarmstrong3111 5 лет назад +33

      @@jari56ify Nerd is as good as he's ever been, what are you getting on about?

    • @kevinvu5432
      @kevinvu5432 5 лет назад +17

      @@jari56ify if he sucks, why you here?

    • @starlyghtdrifter66
      @starlyghtdrifter66 5 лет назад +19

      @@jari56ify lmao, pursue your dreams bro. Stop wasting your time being bitter about other people's success

  • @JadeCryptOfWonders
    @JadeCryptOfWonders 5 лет назад +510

    “I’m moved to tears by the hard work done patching this game... now excuse me while I maroon the Nerd on a dinosaur island.”

    • @noodlepsychosis8452
      @noodlepsychosis8452 5 лет назад +18

      Gotta distract nerd while the mace dinosaur gets ready for the ambush.

    • @Echoesoftimelover
      @Echoesoftimelover 5 лет назад

      Noodle Psychosis lmao with the duke

  • @Legomicroman
    @Legomicroman 5 лет назад +367

    "slightly irritated videogame geek"
    we need an episode with this specific character!

    • @AnAverageGoblin
      @AnAverageGoblin 5 лет назад +9

      april fools episode

    • @jennninja9986
      @jennninja9986 5 лет назад +3

      It should be played by Elon Musk!!!

    • @ndrew_B
      @ndrew_B 5 лет назад +15

      He's gonna take you back to the past, to play some average games that weren't bad

    • @kevinbermeo5794
      @kevinbermeo5794 5 лет назад +2

      This series needs a sidekick

    • @Garl_Vinland
      @Garl_Vinland 5 лет назад

      Mike Matai

  • @butterflyutonium1661
    @butterflyutonium1661 4 года назад +1819

    The heart tattoo is actually a pretty creative way of showing health.

    • @MrPikachuTheMadman
      @MrPikachuTheMadman 4 года назад +119

      (Statement retracted)

    • @elvenalonly
      @elvenalonly 4 года назад +60

      Reminds me of Jumanji welcome to the jungle and Jumanji the next level.

    • @louise6093
      @louise6093 4 года назад +10

      @@elvenalonly same

    • @marijuanaknowsomething6743
      @marijuanaknowsomething6743 4 года назад +34

      True but, it would've be great if it was on the arm though.

    • @maxonwolf5841
      @maxonwolf5841 4 года назад +9

      Marijuana know something? Like how boneworks did it years later?

  • @Monopoli79
    @Monopoli79 5 лет назад +461

    I'm happy that the nerd made an actual developer talk: you understand that shipping a broken game is heartbreaking.

    • @TheFoyer13
      @TheFoyer13 5 лет назад +28

      Yeah back in the day when games came on discs and didn't have day one patches

    • @The_October_Man
      @The_October_Man 5 лет назад +12

      TheFoyer13 Friendly reminder that games still come out on discs.

    • @evilcow2114
      @evilcow2114 5 лет назад +36

      I loved his quote "a late game is only late until it ships, but a bad game is always bad" couldn't find the exact point he said it, but that's the gist of it.

    • @kaggykarr
      @kaggykarr 5 лет назад +31

      @@evilcow2114 Apparently, Shigeru Miyamoto said this.

    • @evilcow2114
      @evilcow2114 5 лет назад +8

      @@kaggykarr That makes sense, hes a legend.

  • @mechazoic
    @mechazoic 5 лет назад +686

    “Slightly Irritated Video Game Geek” needs to be a character in this series.

    • @Serjo777
      @Serjo777 5 лет назад +9

      Absolutely, I'd love that ^^

    • @arcturus8896
      @arcturus8896 5 лет назад +26

      He just sighs and looks a little disappointed the whole time

    • @spicybreadproductions1972
      @spicybreadproductions1972 5 лет назад +3

      Yes.

    • @whitelabelz
      @whitelabelz 5 лет назад +25

      He's the most irritated geek you''ll ever seek. he's the slightly irritated video game geeeeeeeek.

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 5 лет назад +6

      They do exist. There were dozens of such characters on old RUclips back when The Nerd started getting big and they all for the most part fucking SUCKED.

  • @sunlitkarma7163
    @sunlitkarma7163 5 лет назад +1862

    "A late game is only late until it ships. A bad game is bad forever." - someone explain this to Todd Howard, please.

    • @shkeni
      @shkeni 5 лет назад +143

      His next thought is "It's ok, the community will fix it."

    • @soulite2574
      @soulite2574 5 лет назад +86

      Miyamoto *tried* but all Todd heard was "Skyrim on switch"

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 5 лет назад +43

      Todd doesn't care, people still buy his games so why bother fixing?

    • @capmar-vell92returns20
      @capmar-vell92returns20 5 лет назад +16

      Todd Howard is like the Randy Pitchford of western rpgs.

    • @Napfkuchen
      @Napfkuchen 5 лет назад +4

      Sixteen times the detail!

  • @siddpadmanaban7710
    @siddpadmanaban7710 4 года назад +1850

    the Hell's kitchen parody makes a ton of sense, given that the Nerd is essentially the Gordon Ramsay of the gaming world.

    • @Issei_Midoriya
      @Issei_Midoriya 3 года назад +21

      Rap Battles

    • @ThePandaAgenda
      @ThePandaAgenda 3 года назад +46

      IT'S RAW!

    • @channel5980
      @channel5980 3 года назад +17

      @@ThePandaAgenda Is that a Civvie 11 referrence I see?

    • @Dolus_Joli
      @Dolus_Joli 3 года назад +14

      i thpught he was pretending to be the nostalgia critic

    • @HaplessOne
      @HaplessOne 3 года назад +11

      @@ThePandaAgenda where the FAWK the the lambmbbmbb sauce

  • @StormsparkPegasus
    @StormsparkPegasus 5 лет назад +1896

    What's next? Is he going to have Schwarzenegger on the couch next to him while playing shitty Arnold games?

    • @Thespanglerangler
      @Thespanglerangler 5 лет назад +133

      Stormspark the universe would implode on itself from the gravity of that awesomeness. So I hope not.

    • @coyotearmory
      @coyotearmory 5 лет назад +37

      Realistically, what else is he doing anymore?

    • @arditeider2812
      @arditeider2812 5 лет назад +29

      Batman and Robin PS1 AVGN episode, please.

    • @marukuanfuni
      @marukuanfuni 5 лет назад +1

      one could only hope Stormspark

    • @cristian_m_ciarlo
      @cristian_m_ciarlo 5 лет назад

      Stormspark I wish !!!

  • @raymonds-collins9878
    @raymonds-collins9878 4 года назад +460

    i am so impressed that the AVGN has upped the production value of the re-enactments, costumes etc. but also investigating / contacting the original developers and contributors to the game. this is an awesome mish-mash of the old AVGN from back in the ScrewAttack days to the new RUclips era. I keep coming back for these - keep it up.

  • @sircompliments5380
    @sircompliments5380 3 года назад +111

    "I'm the _angry_ video game nerd. Not the slightly irritated video game geek."

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 3 года назад +1

      @@jamalgordon8883 Water is wet.

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 4 года назад +106

    “We’re expecting a smooth ride, cruising altitude of 35,000 feet, current temperature 75 degrees, a dinosaur on the wing.”
    Seems normal, to me

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta 4 года назад +10

      Also me: *checks our current location* Yep, I figured we were in Florida

    • @wiictvchannel1112
      @wiictvchannel1112 3 года назад +4

      It's probably slightly better than a gremlin on the wing.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 11 месяцев назад

      Hard to believe it's that warm at that altitude

  • @darkestship
    @darkestship 5 лет назад +162

    If you stop numbering your episodes, you're going to end up chronologically confused!!!

    • @isaac2718
      @isaac2718 5 лет назад +6

      I see what you did there

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 5 лет назад +3

      @@gurvmlk but actually he still numbers the episodes in tags

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 5 лет назад

      didn't they already do something like that? Skip a number by accident? Seem to recall something about it.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 5 лет назад

      It's to do with the algorithm apparently. It doesn't like numbered episodes.

  • @johnnybluegoo7447
    @johnnybluegoo7447 5 лет назад +411

    I don't know why but when I watch Avgn in the morning it feels like a Saturday morning Cartoon.

    • @paulatredies9242
      @paulatredies9242 5 лет назад +18

      Oh wow, I've never noticed that, me too! I'm positive that's a huge compliment to James and his team.

    • @johnnybluegoo7447
      @johnnybluegoo7447 5 лет назад

      kristian rikardsen ikr?

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 5 лет назад +2

      Afternoon for me

    • @jerricabenton842
      @jerricabenton842 5 лет назад +3

      it's because it only comes on saturday morning... also you have to tilt the antenna just right or the picture is fuzzy...
      at least that's how it is for me.

    • @mechazoic
      @mechazoic 5 лет назад +2

      Like “Captain N: the Gamesmaster” only with more cussin’

  • @MegaUnavalible
    @MegaUnavalible 5 лет назад +372

    When it becomes year 2020 can you do Raid 2020 like you promised

  • @Karifi
    @Karifi 4 года назад +398

    I remember playing a demo of this game back in the 90s. Everyone in my house was shocked how realistic the game looks.

    • @user-sp2jg9rx8r
      @user-sp2jg9rx8r 3 года назад +18

      "Realistic"
      XD

    • @alladeenmdfkr2255
      @alladeenmdfkr2255 3 года назад +32

      @@user-sp2jg9rx8r at that time i would say it was,same as later half Life's physics looked realistic

    • @bow-89
      @bow-89 2 года назад +19

      HL1 And this pice o'shit are (Imo) some of the most realistic 1998 games.

    • @Saisei87
      @Saisei87 2 года назад +8

      @@bow-89 Unreal for PC and MGS for PS1 had pretty solid graphics too for 1998

    • @bow-89
      @bow-89 2 года назад +2

      @@Saisei87 True.

  • @totallyRebb
    @totallyRebb 5 лет назад +355

    Love the commentary by Seamus at the end. It gives an interesting insight into what went on from the perspective of the actual developers. I only played the game years after it came out with community patches, and quite enjoyed it for what it was.

    • @ultmewtwo
      @ultmewtwo 4 года назад +2

      Why is the duke a bad thing

  • @ninathompson-king837
    @ninathompson-king837 5 лет назад +209

    Am I the only one *incredibly impressed* with how well they recreated that scene from Jurassic Park? I thought it was the real movie for a second. Well done.

    • @3pdepravity79
      @3pdepravity79 5 лет назад +15

      Same here! I thought it WAS the movie until Justin pulled out his mace, lol. Attaboy Justin!

    • @VicJang
      @VicJang 5 лет назад +5

      I had to rewatch it to make sure it wasn’t the real clip with special effect. It was insanely real!

    • @cinemafanatic2010
      @cinemafanatic2010 5 лет назад +1

      I thought they had actually got Wayne Knight to reprise the roll.

    • @CouchMan88
      @CouchMan88 4 года назад

      Not until he looked at the dinosaur did I notice something was off.

  • @S4ns
    @S4ns 5 лет назад +327

    "THIS GAME IS FOOKIN' RAW!!" - Nerd Ramsey 2019

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 5 лет назад +10

      Civvie 11 x AVGN episode when? Oh I know, for Doom 64's port gets released, so Civvie can compare D64EX and the new port by Night Dive Std. and AVGN and MF Mike with the original release

    • @SoulcastProductions
      @SoulcastProductions 5 лет назад

      how's civvie doin

    • @MrTrippleAAA
      @MrTrippleAAA 5 лет назад +1

      What are you?
      A shit sandwich!

    • @xion1305
      @xion1305 5 лет назад

      Ramsay* not ramsey

    • @MrVogel115
      @MrVogel115 5 лет назад

      And the greatest collaboration of all time: Quake 3 multiplayer match with Civvie, James and Mike.

  • @AzureRoxe
    @AzureRoxe 3 года назад +79

    I love how the guy flatout said "no, of course it wasn't finished".

  • @foulchild
    @foulchild 5 лет назад +532

    James i love how the show has evolved into you ACTUALLY finding out what they were thinking when they made some of these games. It's awesome that these folks are still down to talk about this stuff. So cool.

    • @PutlerHuyIo
      @PutlerHuyIo 5 лет назад +21

      when the face of the entire gaming RUclips calls, they damn better answer that phone no matter how busy they may be liking various grandchildren and dogs photos on Facebook

  • @TitanWar93
    @TitanWar93 5 лет назад +325

    I love that one of the actual creators did give his thoughts when making the game at the time and knows that sadly that's all they had to work with.

    • @Vengeance19
      @Vengeance19 5 лет назад +23

      Yeaa AVGN always rips bad games a new one, so it's nice to hear what really went wrong with the game for once

    • @Domarius64
      @Domarius64 5 лет назад +11

      I come from game dev, and you'll find a similar time pressure story behind most bad games. Though some situations are definitely due to hiring under-talented people, probably because they were cheaper.

    • @fishbulb52
      @fishbulb52 5 лет назад +8

      an official remake of this game with seamus blackley producing it again would be really interesting

    • @kerred
      @kerred 5 лет назад +3

      I strongly recommend ResearchIndicates play of Jurassic Park Trespasser. His research and details on the making of the game are fascinating

    • @elliottryan13
      @elliottryan13 5 лет назад

      SHHHIIIT! I'm still waiting to see what's up with Fred Fuchs, he has got A LOT of explaining to do.

  • @TheBic4
    @TheBic4 5 лет назад +516

    Why have you stopped numbering your episodes? What is this rocky balboa?

    • @asherdevin
      @asherdevin 5 лет назад +100

      I've heard of other people not numbering series due to the algorithm. It assumes most people won't start a series at part 40 of a let's play, and thus won't recommend it or put it in feeds, etc. So if it's episode 179 or whatever of AVGN, RUclips won't promote it nearly as much as just "AVGN". That's my guess anyways.

    • @Bearboy312
      @Bearboy312 5 лет назад +31

      @@asherdevin at least it's in the description

    • @8bitKatwalk
      @8bitKatwalk 5 лет назад +1

      hahahahaha. i dont know whats funnier ; your joke or all the replies explaining something to you because they didnt see the humor.

    • @matriaxpunk
      @matriaxpunk 5 лет назад +17

      Chronologically confused about AVGN episodes

    • @Deoxys911
      @Deoxys911 5 лет назад +1

      @@matriaxpunk That sounds like an amaizing episode.

  • @rhombidandy394
    @rhombidandy394 4 года назад +715

    "But first, I want to talk about this episode's sponsor, Ra-"
    *NO*
    "-ycon."
    oh ok

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 года назад +3

      @@AJA_974 How fitting......

    • @AriochStarr
      @AriochStarr 4 года назад +11

      @@AJA_974 I came in the Majora's Mask.

    • @thisisntausername5724
      @thisisntausername5724 4 года назад +6

      @@AriochStarr You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

    • @Jack-dt7rw
      @Jack-dt7rw 4 года назад +12

      Raycons no better

    • @aretaros
      @aretaros 4 года назад +6

      @@Jack-dt7rw Gotta agree there.

  • @Optimus97
    @Optimus97 5 лет назад +355

    A handgun with seven bullets: "Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One."
    A machine gun with, for example, 30 bullets:
    "TweTweTweTweTweTwenty four. TweTweTweTweNinEighSevSixteen. FiftFourThirTwelElevTen. NinEighSevSixFiveFourThreeTwoOne."

    • @Optimus97
      @Optimus97 5 лет назад +3

      @Hairless Wookiee lol
      I've never heard of Hi-Point pistols before, are they unreliable?

    • @Anomaly188
      @Anomaly188 5 лет назад +1

      @Harry Peterson I've heard C9 Hi-Points perform better with 124gr +P ammo instead of the standard 115gr. I haven't tested that though.

    • @MaxwellTornado
      @MaxwellTornado 5 лет назад

      @@Optimus97 This is exactly what I expected to happen.

    • @otakukent3079
      @otakukent3079 5 лет назад +3

      Imagine a minigun :/

    • @DJ-Fakie
      @DJ-Fakie 5 лет назад +6

      For large-magazine guns, Anne estimates how much is left instead of counting ("Feels about half", "nearly empty").

  • @BigUllie
    @BigUllie 5 лет назад +258

    Seeing Seamus in this video made me smile because when I did a presentation on him and the Xbox in fourth grade everyone laughed at me because “Bill Gates made the whole thing”

    • @Duck_Norris
      @Duck_Norris 5 лет назад +39

      "starts calling everybody from the fourth grade" WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!!!!! 🤪

    • @thomaskaspor8798
      @thomaskaspor8798 5 лет назад +2

      @Most Deadest Pool of em All. Xbox is for trashy people

    • @fiendwithoutaface6833
      @fiendwithoutaface6833 5 лет назад +9

      I've always played systems and games from all the big 3, so I never quite understood these attitudes. Xbox, Playstation and Nintendo all have things I like.

    • @caseymcdonald9714
      @caseymcdonald9714 5 лет назад +1

      I actually really loved azurik as a game actually

  • @keynanmartinez
    @keynanmartinez 5 лет назад +166

    The T-Rex with the Xbox Duke could defeat Thanos with one hit

    • @Gruntvc
      @Gruntvc 5 лет назад +1

      What about Godzilla/Gojira and King Kong?

    • @pacman5698
      @pacman5698 5 лет назад +1

      @@Gruntvc If only James had the mace... aka his version of Stormbreaker!

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 5 лет назад +1

      @@pacman5698 No the Power Glove would match him.

  • @josea.r.7918
    @josea.r.7918 4 года назад +623

    God, the reconstruction of Nedry's scene in the jeep is a masterpiece!! jajaja

    • @freedomtheplayer4235
      @freedomtheplayer4235 4 года назад +16

      Nedry? More like nerdy

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 4 года назад +11

      @@freedomtheplayer4235 *Nerdry

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 4 года назад

      @@artbargra Ner Dry? Perhaps a Nerdy Dry Bones? (idk why I remembered this, I'm sorry)

    • @WolfWalrus
      @WolfWalrus 4 года назад +4

      It's amazing how much James resembles a slim Wayne Knight

    • @LaLogic2
      @LaLogic2 3 года назад +2

      Did you just jajaja my dude?

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 5 лет назад +66

    It seems to me that the more the AVGN show's budget increases, the more batshit bizzare it becomes. Not that the earlier episodes weren't weird, but we're reaching new levels here.

    • @floatingf8783
      @floatingf8783 5 лет назад +2

      Nothing wrong with bizzare long as it's good. Exhibit A: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

    • @Bruhskivibes
      @Bruhskivibes 5 лет назад +2

      Hard to get weirder than shit pickle and that was like episode 10 or something? It’s been a minute

  • @mariobermudez1228
    @mariobermudez1228 5 лет назад +564

    This game is like if Turok and Big Rigs had a baby...

    • @tadeuferreira4059
      @tadeuferreira4059 5 лет назад +13

      Couldn't have described it better, pal, LOL... add a little of Resident Evill Survivor graphical glitchies also...

    • @Muppio
      @Muppio 5 лет назад +4

      Bang on the money.

    • @GeorgeQ
      @GeorgeQ 5 лет назад +2

      Lolol

    • @7t2z28
      @7t2z28 5 лет назад +4

      This needs more thumbs

    • @raygun26
      @raygun26 5 лет назад +3

      Don’t talk shit about Turok or else I’ll challenge u to a rage war.

  • @Dr4g0n89
    @Dr4g0n89 5 лет назад +535

    "No, this game wasnt actually finished!"

    • @Jorendo
      @Jorendo 5 лет назад +29

      At least it has no microtransactions..sorry surprise mechanics.

    • @SuzakuX
      @SuzakuX 5 лет назад +10

      No game is truly finished. There are always more bugs to fix and optimizations to implement. They do the best they can with the time they have.

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 5 лет назад +1

      Please don’t let the Star Wars game suck
      Please don’t let the Star Wars game suck

    • @jamesw242
      @jamesw242 5 лет назад +2

      Untrue statement

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx 5 лет назад +2

      A tradition that continues to this day.

  • @lordostrichgaming2494
    @lordostrichgaming2494 4 года назад +259

    I just love the ending especially seeing a car casually cruising while a guy in a T-rex suit chases him with a x box controller XD

  • @JackOfHarts96
    @JackOfHarts96 5 лет назад +142

    I've always called AVGN the Gordon Ramsay of gaming, thanks for confirming I was correct.

    • @s0medude9163
      @s0medude9163 5 лет назад

      For real tho 😂

    • @Will831100
      @Will831100 5 лет назад

      Surely that's one for the deathbattle guys at Screwattack, lol. Ramsay vs AVGN.

  • @RetroPaolo
    @RetroPaolo 5 лет назад +101

    That Nedry-death recreation at 15:23 was incredible

  • @theluckiesteh9058
    @theluckiesteh9058 5 лет назад +184

    It's amazing that even after 15 Years, James Rolfe & Cinemassacre continues to be top-notch internet content.

    • @Unlimi-PT
      @Unlimi-PT 5 лет назад +4

      This is terrible

    • @cometaHavoc
      @cometaHavoc 5 лет назад +4

      And SMG4 cant even keep their essence for 5 years

    • @Natat
      @Natat 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheRealJawnz I would definitely disagree. Even if you argue that his videos aren't as funny as they were, it's still top notch compared to the "content" that is uploaded on this platform on a daily basis.

    • @theluckiesteh9058
      @theluckiesteh9058 5 лет назад +1

      @@Natat Preach!

    • @Natat
      @Natat 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheRealJawnz I respect your opinion, however in a sea of diarrhea that solid log would look so so good.

  • @aualga
    @aualga 4 года назад +138

    Question: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
    Answer: They didn't have time to think.

  • @OniLordMiki
    @OniLordMiki 5 лет назад +100

    I'm just trying to imagine Wayne Knight's absolute confusion when he starts getting a bunch of medieval maces in his mail. 😆

    • @gunmnky
      @gunmnky 5 лет назад +8

      Maybe they can get a cameo out of him - dress as Nedry and smashing face with a mace.

    • @AntonioBarbarian
      @AntonioBarbarian 5 лет назад +5

      Well he is a knight so, there's that.

    • @OniLordMiki
      @OniLordMiki 5 лет назад

      @@AntonioBarbarian Oh God. That's even better. Lmao

  • @AnthonyRanieri
    @AnthonyRanieri 5 лет назад +321

    Its amazing how good this show has been after 13 years

    • @AnthonyRanieri
      @AnthonyRanieri 5 лет назад +17

      @@jazzwebster9851 Some shows that have been on the air for years most of the time go bad ex family guy and fop

    • @nlee4566
      @nlee4566 5 лет назад +4

      Thats true. Still entertaining.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 лет назад +6

      15 YEARS!

    • @rogregg29445
      @rogregg29445 5 лет назад

      Anthony Ranieri family guy should be canceled it’s garbage and makes horrible shit jokes

    • @RestingBeachFace721
      @RestingBeachFace721 5 лет назад

      Considering he only uploads once a month.

  • @goldskula
    @goldskula 5 лет назад +160

    James Rolfe as Gordon Ramsay is something I didn't expect to see in my life

    • @The_child-catcher
      @The_child-catcher 5 лет назад +8

      But aren't you glad you got to witness it 😄

    • @goldskula
      @goldskula 5 лет назад +4

      I'm not saying I'm not glad but I'm not saying I'm glad

    • @xyrzmxyzptlk1186
      @xyrzmxyzptlk1186 5 лет назад +2

      Not surprisingly, James is actually Gordon’s love child.

    • @stevenbacon-cheddar9914
      @stevenbacon-cheddar9914 5 лет назад

      Super happy he didn't try to do the accent, that woulda been horrible.

    • @Boyetto-san
      @Boyetto-san 5 лет назад +3

      @@goldskula Kind of a letdown that he didn't go "WHERE'S THE SHIT SAAAAAAUCE?!"

  • @Zachpro98
    @Zachpro98 5 лет назад +460

    "Who counts out loud how many bullets they have left?"
    Deadpool

    • @jjkcommentaries8645
      @jjkcommentaries8645 5 лет назад +6

      I thought it was a setup for a dp joke

    • @xyrzmxyzptlk1186
      @xyrzmxyzptlk1186 5 лет назад +17

      Dirty Harry couldn’t remember how many bullets he had left. Shoulda counted em’ off.................punk.

    • @Parocha
      @Parocha 5 лет назад

      Was going to point that out, until I read your comment

    • @Mr.Classic91
      @Mr.Classic91 5 лет назад

      Titpool

    • @pingu3440
      @pingu3440 5 лет назад

      was gonna say soldiers when you're in need of resup

  • @deadaccount7520
    @deadaccount7520 5 лет назад +287

    Dudes definitely a more sympathetic creator than Fred Fucks. It looks like "Arks" grandfather.

    • @Aman--Wangnao77
      @Aman--Wangnao77 5 лет назад +4

      Stone Cold Steve Austin!!

    • @xyrzmxyzptlk1186
      @xyrzmxyzptlk1186 5 лет назад +1

      I thought the Gilbert episode was funnier but this was definitely a change of pace for the Sympathetic Video Game Nerd.

  • @HisBubbliness
    @HisBubbliness 5 лет назад +116

    I love how when the plane is going down, the Nerd's instinct is to consume as much alcohol as possible before his potential demise.

    • @LilyEmbargo
      @LilyEmbargo 5 лет назад +1

      Olivia White
      Huh. I didn't know that, good to know! Thanks for sharing!

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 5 лет назад +1

      I've heard that alcohol will not prevent hypothermia.

    • @the_captain_cat
      @the_captain_cat 5 лет назад +3

      It's a reference to the margarita guy in Jurassic World

    • @HiddenWindshield
      @HiddenWindshield 5 лет назад

      @@LilyEmbargo Olivia White was joking. Alcohol actually causes you to lose heat *faster,* so it's pretty much the worst thing you could drink for hypothermia. (Edit: Well, the worst thing aside from an actual poison or something.)

    • @kungfuenthusiasm6592
      @kungfuenthusiasm6592 5 лет назад

      His Bubbliness while resembling me lahey from trailer park boys only younger lmao

  • @c-bass413
    @c-bass413 3 года назад +47

    "The town with no name" was probably the funniest episode you've ever done......but the final boss fight in this one had me in tears. It just falls off the cliff. Epic.

  • @Shatterstar
    @Shatterstar 5 лет назад +971

    "Who counts bullets while being attacked?"
    Deadpool

    • @pwnyou2295
      @pwnyou2295 5 лет назад +20

      The robots from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

    • @Darek_B52
      @Darek_B52 5 лет назад +1

      True

    • @benmalsky9834
      @benmalsky9834 5 лет назад +8

      There's a reason he did that, he was low on ammo at the time.

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 5 лет назад +1

      "Worth it."

    • @Dankman121
      @Dankman121 5 лет назад +2

      Deadpool is not getting attacked, he is attacking. So yea...

  • @tesold1048
    @tesold1048 5 лет назад +323

    wasn't expecting the Hell's Kitchen parody.

    • @trevorbozeman
      @trevorbozeman 5 лет назад +5

      Right?! So random but so funny!

    • @Boyetto-san
      @Boyetto-san 5 лет назад +15

      @@trevorbozeman He missed the chance to go "WHERE'S THE SHIT SAAAAAUCE?!"

    • @JustShuaYT
      @JustShuaYT 5 лет назад +2

      BoyBalastog I was literally about to type that 🤨🤨”MIND BLOWN”

    • @docbones213
      @docbones213 5 лет назад

      Bloody raaaaawr!!

    • @TaKevinT
      @TaKevinT 5 лет назад +2

      Should have made a shit sandwich.

  • @RMorgan7HD
    @RMorgan7HD 5 лет назад +122

    I'd watch Slightly Irritated Video Game Geek if you turned it into a series tbh

    • @lockecole3726
      @lockecole3726 5 лет назад +4

      I'd even go as far as to watch "Stoked Video Game Nerd," who reviews good games, lol.

    • @WhoElseButZane
      @WhoElseButZane 5 лет назад +1

      The stoned and confused virtual reality dork

    • @Atamosk-bu7zt
      @Atamosk-bu7zt 5 лет назад

      nah, we need a new creator to do that as a spoof series in association with james.

  • @Mike0193Azul
    @Mike0193Azul Год назад +27

    Trespasser needs a modern remake. Could have been awesome. And nowadays there’s barely any Dino games

    • @mynamejeff8401
      @mynamejeff8401 8 месяцев назад +2

      well guess what they are making another jurrasic park game.

  • @pgj1997
    @pgj1997 5 лет назад +269

    3:30 "No Space Cadet 3D Pinball, sorry"
    That got me.

    • @KylaTea
      @KylaTea 4 года назад +11

      Damn what am I gonna play during class computer hour now?

  • @pressf7281
    @pressf7281 5 лет назад +496

    Imagine getting attacked by a t rex and all you have to say is
    “6,5,4,3...”

    • @beneil2
      @beneil2 5 лет назад +7

      a t-rex whit a Duke.

    • @puppet4978
      @puppet4978 5 лет назад +12

      And the t rex just falls down the mountain killing itself

    • @sakitoshi
      @sakitoshi 5 лет назад +3

      counting down your last seconds I see.

    • @stephencheney9811
      @stephencheney9811 5 лет назад +3

      It's like larping when people have to call out their hit points remaining. lol

    • @valleyviewtaekwon-do3141
      @valleyviewtaekwon-do3141 5 лет назад +2

      When it gets to 1 it unleashes a devastating attack... if it can stay on the ledge long enough.

  • @marioskoutras6583
    @marioskoutras6583 5 лет назад +160

    I'm starting to think that eventually James will get Steven Spielberg in a future episode!

    • @elenchus
      @elenchus 5 лет назад +26

      it'd be the highlight of Spielberg's career. That's how you know you've made it.

  • @ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ
    @ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ 4 года назад +43

    Something about a guy in TRex suit chasing people while swinging old Xbox controller like a madman is.....pretty fucking hilarious

  • @raphael.cavalcanti3301
    @raphael.cavalcanti3301 5 лет назад +415

    "A big raptor who kills himself"
    That made me laugh more than I should

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 5 лет назад +15

      Suicide was the real final boss all along

    • @alienalchemist
      @alienalchemist 5 лет назад +5

      Emosoraptor

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 5 лет назад +7

      It must be an egoraptor.

    • @raphael.cavalcanti3301
      @raphael.cavalcanti3301 5 лет назад +3

      @KoivuTheHab I merely quoted what the Nerd said at 17:55, didn't you see the quotation marks?
      You should think twice before being pedantic, or else you may make a fool of yourself.

    • @KHayes666
      @KHayes666 5 лет назад +2

      @KoivuTheHab Shaddup nerd. Zdeno Chara says hi

  • @Jack-kx5mh
    @Jack-kx5mh 5 лет назад +208

    This actually seems like it could be good if given a remake

    • @thegamesresearcher
      @thegamesresearcher 5 лет назад +15

      Actually, there seems to be some fan-Project to actually remake it =/ but i'm not sure how that turned out =/

    • @mattstevenson1334
      @mattstevenson1334 5 лет назад +3

      @@thegamesresearcher I don't think it got very far. Been following Trespasser on and off since its release.

    • @Arrows
      @Arrows 5 лет назад +1

      Oh, totally! :)

    • @brpadington
      @brpadington 5 лет назад +9

      The patched version runs pretty well on modern computers. The machine he used for the video was underpowered even back in 98. Nobody games on a Dell.

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 5 лет назад +1

      Of course

  • @KOREANGRAYWHALE
    @KOREANGRAYWHALE 5 лет назад +598

    James my man, I made a Korean subtitle for this episode, apparently RUclips Community Caption needs authorisation from the Creater to be shown, Please authorise my subtitle, many koreans are waiting!

    • @gomawerb1812
      @gomawerb1812 5 лет назад +124

      @carfaxts daily jerk

    • @NeoReoxis
      @NeoReoxis 5 лет назад +87

      carfaxts daily who hurt you?

    • @brianmead7556
      @brianmead7556 5 лет назад

      @@vladimirkomarov7126 Boooooooo

    • @Northgical
      @Northgical 5 лет назад +33

      @carfaxts daily Okay, racism

    • @kevinvtoons
      @kevinvtoons 4 года назад +5

      @@NeoReoxis A korean, maybe?

  • @snfy4288
    @snfy4288 3 года назад +178

    "A late game is only late until it ships. A bad game is bad forever" this is what CD Projekt need to learn

    • @RokuroCarisu
      @RokuroCarisu 3 года назад +21

      Well, now they can at least patch games post-release. Even No Man's Sky managed to come back out of the toilet that way. But back when games only came on CDs or cartriges, that was next to impossible.

    • @jeremyallen492
      @jeremyallen492 3 года назад +8

      Cyberpunk wasn't THAT bad you crybaby

    • @thelegostarwarsf7916
      @thelegostarwarsf7916 3 года назад +9

      @@jeremyallen492 But it was a massive disappointment

    • @ikelldagay1801
      @ikelldagay1801 3 года назад +9

      @@thelegostarwarsf7916 but now, there are patches to most of the glitches, bugs, etc, so I don't see any problem

    • @Noasphere
      @Noasphere Год назад +2

      @@ikelldagay1801 Oh, no. The problem is still there. If your locksmith installs a lock without working keys on your door, the least you should get in return is the master key, able to open any door.

  • @Venksama
    @Venksama 5 лет назад +396

    I want to see a whole parody of Hell's kitchen by the Nerd 😂

    • @JonasC22
      @JonasC22 5 лет назад +17

      there isn't enough chocolate sauce and peanut butter on the planet.

    • @DefinitivNichtSascha
      @DefinitivNichtSascha 5 лет назад +21

      Should've called it Hell's Shitchen.

    • @natk205
      @natk205 5 лет назад +14

      The Nerd makes a good Gordon Ramsey

    • @zefanyalt5944
      @zefanyalt5944 5 лет назад +9

      overcooked 2 but it's nerd and gordon playing it

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 5 лет назад +1

      Nerd would beat Ramsay so easily

  • @740032489ds
    @740032489ds 5 лет назад +166

    the framerate of the game has permanently damaged my eyesight

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 5 лет назад +6

      It's times like these that I get a little depressed that I'm old enough to remember when pretty much all 3D games on PC were running like that. Hell, I spent most of my childhood playing games on a 480p monitor and I was really happy if I could get 20 frames per second in a game. Now I am playing on a 1080p monitor, and it feels weird and choppy when frame rates go under 60...

    • @theshadowman1398
      @theshadowman1398 5 лет назад

      That horrific frame rate gave me headache.

    • @Merknilash
      @Merknilash 5 лет назад

      LMAO

    • @Merknilash
      @Merknilash 5 лет назад

      Gábor Horváth mech warrior 2 mercenaries ran at like 15 FPS I think and that’s all it was

  • @archlordv3494
    @archlordv3494 5 лет назад +434

    "Dude, I finally got to see my girlfriend naked!"
    "I just witnessed the disembodied arm of one of my favourite game reviewers being chased by a man in an inflatable t-rex costume wielding an X-Box controller like a flail fleeing into a Mercedes-Benz SUV only to be finally brought to bay by game programmer Seamus Blackley."
    "...You win."

  • @karasuchrono
    @karasuchrono 3 года назад +44

    This episode, man, this was cool. Actually getting to hear the producer's explanations and thoughts about the game and the community is great.

  • @kumatoni5245
    @kumatoni5245 5 лет назад +134

    The woman in Shit's Kitchen just about stopping herself laughing was priceless! Love how James leaves in that sort of thing sometimes.

    • @Vault_69
      @Vault_69 5 лет назад

      @GamingTV No I don't think so

    • @TubbyJ420
      @TubbyJ420 5 лет назад

      Corpsing? Send for the man!

  • @magus2342
    @magus2342 5 лет назад +84

    Wow, actually getting a dev interview in there? This is dangerously close to legit retro preservation!

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 4 года назад +26

    I love that the T-Rexes ignore you and just hunt their natural prey.

  • @kstanford387
    @kstanford387 5 лет назад +83

    For any curious, this game is considered abandonware, and it runs really smoothly on a virtual box. Whether you should play it, that's for you to decide.

  • @MortalSora
    @MortalSora 5 лет назад +164

    And just think, the physics in this game supposedly inspired the creators of Half-Life for their puzzles

    • @LordSluggo
      @LordSluggo 5 лет назад +13

      Considering it was six years before HL2 in an era when computers were advancing by leaps and bounds, it's a pretty respectable effort. Having always been a big indie game fan, I've never thought the Half-Life series was as groundbreaking as normies try to make it out to be.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 лет назад +12

      Gabe Newell used this game as the basis for Half-Life 2's physics engine, as it was the only other game at the time he could draw upon.

    • @TheZombieCurryKid
      @TheZombieCurryKid 5 лет назад +9

      I played this game back around when it came out, it wasn't nearly this buggy. It worked fine back then for me. I think the nerd doesn't actually have the right hardware for this game. Physics, especially back then, are typically reliant on frame rates, and if you notice from the footage he has an especially bad frame rate, which I didn't experience while playing it. Having a slower cpu speed then is intended can fuck up the physics.
      In dark souls 2 people used to use video footage capturing software, capturing at a very high resolution and frame rate to slow the frame rate of the game in order to change the physics which allowed them to jump over things not normally possible.

    • @shmekelfreckles8157
      @shmekelfreckles8157 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheZombieCurryKid in case of Dark Souls it's just the engine's problem.

    • @TheZombieCurryKid
      @TheZombieCurryKid 5 лет назад +3

      @@shmekelfreckles8157 All physics worked that way until recently, and sometimes still do.
      In oblivion on my shitty old pc I used when it came out the physics were extremly deadly to me, I would die instantly from running over some bones, now playing it on a much more powerful pc then it was intended for there is no problem.

  • @JacobBeals
    @JacobBeals 5 лет назад +225

    Was really hoping the Dino in the car at the end would’ve said “Alan”

    • @USAReject
      @USAReject 4 года назад +9

      I wish it was Fred Fuchs!

    • @jeffpom7868
      @jeffpom7868 4 года назад +1

      he said anus

    • @KomaValorina
      @KomaValorina 4 года назад +3

      It's Rob Walker in his raptor mask "I'm a dinosaur"

    • @meowmasterL346
      @meowmasterL346 4 года назад

      HALLO TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN

  • @undyingsoul3949
    @undyingsoul3949 4 года назад +71

    I got this game for my birthday when I was a kid or in my early teens. I totally loved it and didn't realize this was an unfinished buggy game. I always tried to make progress again after I had dropped it for a while, but it was hard to get far. However, I never truly disliked the game.
    Ah, and I was really afraid of the hostile dinosaurs for a long time. Not anymore. When I last played it, I was surprised how unscary I found them and how easily I was able to outmaneouver and kill them.

    • @fr0571
      @fr0571 4 года назад +2

      I only got to play this game on my cousins computer back in the day but I remember that I constantly looked behind my back, checking for the raptors.

  • @Skkra
    @Skkra 5 лет назад +416

    I laughed out loud during the "final battle" when the raptors fell off the cliff.

    • @spindoctor358
      @spindoctor358 5 лет назад +30

      The final battle was actually between the raptors and the cliff 🤣

    • @Ryusuta
      @Ryusuta 4 года назад

      That part seriously made my day. XD

    • @GabrielLeni
      @GabrielLeni 4 года назад +1

      Me too, those are classic nerd moments...!

  • @solidsergen
    @solidsergen 5 лет назад +240

    Damn I wish you asked him "What were you thinking?!"

    • @nunavyourbiznas8660
      @nunavyourbiznas8660 5 лет назад +16

      he already cashed in that question for fred fuchs

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 5 лет назад +1

      He basically covered that himself

  • @scatlinksean
    @scatlinksean 5 лет назад +227

    Didn't expect a Gordon Ramsey/Hell's Kitchen reference in this!

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 5 лет назад +7

      He fits that role so damn well, too! :,D

    • @joshuaspitler6162
      @joshuaspitler6162 5 лет назад +8

      That woman looked like she was trying so hard not to laugh her ass off.

    • @CoopCheese
      @CoopCheese 5 лет назад +5

      i love the fact that he references that his shits are basically mix mashes of food in his kitchen lol then breaks the 4th wall

    • @michaeljohnston5890
      @michaeljohnston5890 5 лет назад +2

      That part was freaking awesome! :D

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 лет назад +5

      Now he needs to play Hell’s Kitchen on the Wii, with Gordon Ramsay as a special guest.

  • @fernandofigueroavalladares7837
    @fernandofigueroavalladares7837 3 года назад +45

    Ive literally watched AVGN since I was like 9 or 10 years old. I'm 21 years old now and mannnn this guy still puts out great content

  • @varimkadas6068
    @varimkadas6068 5 лет назад +307

    3:19 Its a dinosaur ... look how old that computer is! ITS A DINOSAUR!
    ... You sir have earned your 100% authentic literal LOL ...

    • @3dmaster205
      @3dmaster205 5 лет назад +4

      Metaphorical, not literal, the dinosaur is a metaphor for ancient and extinct, that's the opposite of literal.

    • @UrsusSuperior44
      @UrsusSuperior44 5 лет назад +4

      3DMaster
      I think he meant that "LOL" "was literal", whatever it is supposed to mean

    • @spindoctor358
      @spindoctor358 5 лет назад +4

      Triceratops: "Oh, you're just gonna ignore me for that fossil? Okay."

    • @MarvelFan1995
      @MarvelFan1995 2 года назад +1

      I saw somebody in the suit

  • @MrSdeize
    @MrSdeize 5 лет назад +125

    oh crap, you actually found a dennis nedry look alike, ill give you props for that

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 5 лет назад +9

      And a Jeep.

    • @Dragonfire511
      @Dragonfire511 5 лет назад +5

      that was awesome!

    • @Sammyyaam
      @Sammyyaam 5 лет назад +20

      thats one of his friends on rental reviews

    • @altareego5368
      @altareego5368 5 лет назад +8

      @@Sammyyaam who happens to also be a dennis nedry lookalike.

    • @OniMikeVision85
      @OniMikeVision85 5 лет назад +6

      Its Justin from rental reviews

  • @x3roxide
    @x3roxide 4 года назад +16

    21:04 - "a late game is only late until it ships, but a bad game is bad forever"
    wait this was an actual saying in the industry?
    now it seems a new motto should be in place for the AAA industry, i think it should go something like
    "A late game is losing investors money, but a bad game can be patched later"

  • @spartanracer
    @spartanracer 5 лет назад +302

    “I was born on March 14th, 1928.”
    “Oh, no...” 😕

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker 5 лет назад +453

    Nerd: *hosts Shit’s Kitchen*
    Gordon Ramsey: -Hold my ingredients.-
    Gordon Ramsey: _I found my perfect match._

    • @kam-znm7570
      @kam-znm7570 5 лет назад +18

      Hold my lamb sauce!

    • @tysonthewolfe93
      @tysonthewolfe93 5 лет назад +2

      Making Shit!

    • @azertycraftgaming
      @azertycraftgaming 5 лет назад +6

      I don't think it works like that

    • @fawzanfawzi9993
      @fawzanfawzi9993 5 лет назад +8

      Oh great. Another very original "Hold My Beer" comment.

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 5 лет назад +3

      "Not much FUCKIN' different to the SHIT I eat in Kitchen Nightmares sometimes, get with the program NERD!"

  • @dennistaylor5065
    @dennistaylor5065 5 лет назад +93

    Ride to Hell: Retribution 1% for the next Nerd Episode!

    • @FloosWorld_AoE
      @FloosWorld_AoE 5 лет назад +3

      That's a game I recommended to James like 3 or 4 years ago :D

    • @DaFro3713
      @DaFro3713 5 лет назад +2

      HELL YES

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 лет назад +1

      YEEES!!!!! XD

  • @anthonysloan2620
    @anthonysloan2620 4 года назад +44

    'And worn by people like uhhh, Melissa Etheridge.' That was hilarious

  • @OYEntertainment
    @OYEntertainment 5 лет назад +77

    17:13 - 17:18= “You can just walk over it.”
    I friggin’ knew that was coming!!!

    • @awesomechannel257
      @awesomechannel257 5 лет назад +1

      OYEntertainment 17:18 you can hear the Jeffy‘s theme in the background

  • @Kyrkby
    @Kyrkby 5 лет назад +60

    Hearing developers talk about games that flopped is super interesting.

  • @q.h.s5051
    @q.h.s5051 5 лет назад +1026

    I want to see more “Shits Kitchen”

    • @Acul095
      @Acul095 5 лет назад +23

      Same xD

    • @beerhammer1881
      @beerhammer1881 5 лет назад +27

      Yeah, that was F'n awesome!

    • @sebastienmonette6659
      @sebastienmonette6659 5 лет назад +9

      Not me, really, for a depiction of Gordon Ramsay, I'd say it was pretty mean. Gordon never goes that hard in the insults

    • @q.h.s5051
      @q.h.s5051 5 лет назад +26

      @@sebastienmonette6659 Really? He gets so angry all the time. Have you missed out what he calls people. He called one guy a French Pig once.

    • @sebastienmonette6659
      @sebastienmonette6659 5 лет назад +1

      @@q.h.s5051 he does get angry but he doesnt insult the contestants like 5 times in a row

  • @strapon8465
    @strapon8465 4 года назад +23

    I feel really sorry for the raptors, I'm sure it's very hard for them to hunt in such a low fps

  • @holographictacosalad
    @holographictacosalad 5 лет назад +96

    - Game stars Minnie Driver
    - AVGN mentions "Tarzan" and "Tomb Raider"
    - Both franchises spawned animated films starring Minnie Driver
    - *Minnie Driver for AVGN confirmed*

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 5 лет назад +3

      I guess Minnie has a thing for games

    • @SundaysEnd
      @SundaysEnd 5 лет назад +5

      There was an animated Tomb Raider film starring Minnie Driver?

  • @shnobby3547
    @shnobby3547 5 лет назад +132

    Saemus is such a good sport.

  • @Hellseeker1
    @Hellseeker1 5 лет назад +102

    “A game is only late until it ships but a bad game is bad forever” more companies need to heed these words.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 5 лет назад +4

      Unless your Duke Nukem.

    • @Keezawea
      @Keezawea 5 лет назад +3

      @@brandonlyon730 *you're

    • @Valanway
      @Valanway 5 лет назад +13

      Most devs do listen to them, but investors and boards do not care about that.

    • @xyrzmxyzptlk1186
      @xyrzmxyzptlk1186 5 лет назад +2

      Unfortunately a franchised game will always do reasonably well no matter how bad it is and a fantastic game may fail miserably simply because it’s not franchised. Some of the best games have nothing to do with movie releases, but sales wise, that doesn’t matter.

    • @dd-nz8ry
      @dd-nz8ry 5 лет назад +3

      Half life 3 confirmed?

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 4 года назад +127

    7:32 who counts aloud how many bullets they have left??
    *DEADPOOL THAT'S WHO!*

  • @5nesta
    @5nesta 5 лет назад +634

    Now I want a crossover between AVGN and Gordon Ramsey.

  • @ShortHandedNow
    @ShortHandedNow 5 лет назад +53

    I nearly crapped my pants when that T-Rex busted out an actual Duke.

    • @j3orbit761
      @j3orbit761 5 лет назад +2

      What is a duke?

    • @ShortHandedNow
      @ShortHandedNow 5 лет назад +3

      @@j3orbit761 Get out.

    • @Madman-bi5bf
      @Madman-bi5bf 5 лет назад

      @@ShortHandedNow yeah J3 Orbit get out but while we're on the subject what is a duke?