Sandman’s Eternal Soul
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Spider-Man fights his newest foe; the treacherous Sandman! Who will win, our spectacular hero or the fact that sandman is totally doomed like his soul is gone bro lol rip bro lol see ya dude haha sandman so lame dude lol rip - Stan Lee
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"The tears they burn" is the best ending and the best line!😂
Curious, considering his tears should also be made of sand.
This is really something to say but aren't all x-men mutants and other mutates including Spiderman an insult to God's creation too since God wanted to make people have normal lives and behaviors?
I’m still looking for the song that plays around the end
@@reaux1560 i think it's the title theme from ocarina of time
Man, I genuinely feel bad for Sandman, it started as questions about how does his body functions and ended up like bullying. He can't catch a break
I hate it when that happens
Does he have sand poop?
Does he have sandy cheeks?
relatable
His weakness is water. What a stupid power, fricking soulless stack of sticks
(Joke)
You know, there was once a point in comic cannon that proved he has a soul, and it could be isolated from the rest of his body. It's a single grain of sand that projects his consciousness to the rest of his body.
Then he was trapped inside a vial forever basically
Wait, so he's like a slime slug? A 'nucleus' that calls forth the rest to form a thing?
So... we can actually quantify a human soul? Fullmetal Alchemist fans, get on this!
@@thecatladytm7172 We already know the value of a soul in Fullmetal. It costs an arm and leg.
@@PlanetHouston damn u right XD
Love that Spider-Man and Iceman worked out their differences after the “Crime Machine built into the Apartment” argument they had based on how he just went “Hey Iceman”.
Asking him if his brain is made of sand actually sounds like the kind of question the real Spider-Man would ask him. 😹😹😹
What do you mean "real Spider-Man"? This is the real Spider-Man. Everything on this channel is canon.
2:26 is a perfect standalone meme
You mean a perfect "sand alone" meme.
All this does is remind me of the comic where Sandman is losing his ability to keep himself together and, in effect, is dying as a result. Spiderman takes him out of the hospital to a beach, has a heartfelt talk with him, and watches as he finally lets go, blown into the wind. It's a beautiful moment, really.
"the tears they buuuurn !"
That had me rolling 🤣
Kept half-expecting Sandman to turn the tables on them by pointing out Pete’s spider powers and Iceman’s ice powers 🤣
I mean it's not like he can practice his arguments in the shower like the rest of us...
@@d2cuadrados510Big oof
this video made me realize the fire department could stop sandman they dont even need to call spider man for help
1:22 here we go again 😂
I love how that’s his first question.
The nerve of Iceman
The sheer audacity
For him to be talking shit
I honestly expected spidey to start shitting on him too.
He can actually turn back and forth from human to snowman. Sandman, well he can just look the part.
You punch Iceman in human form, it’s a fair fight(until he changes). You punch Sandman in his human looking form, it’s like punching a bag of sand, because he’s merely mimicking what he used to look like.
ice man did go to hell once but he just froze everything there and dipped.
your haiku failed 😅
@@thedreadtyger this wasn't meant to be a haiku, though that is a good idea
When they learn his weakness is water, they're just trying to make him cry so he defeats himself.
The tears burn cracked me up
This is so unhinged and I love it
'Im glad you finally asked" is the most underrated line. Thats absolutely hilarious.
"Spiderman, you're focusing on the wrong thing."
This is basically it goes trying to teach kids literally anything for the first time 😂
Imagine being scared of a guy who is allergic to rain.💀
Enderman
"The tears they burn" I'm crying lmao.
Sandman: I lost my soul, so I guess I'm going to hell.
Spider-Man: I miss the part where that's my problem.
There's actually a single grain of sand that holds Flint's Consciousness and let's him get control sand
"Sandman made of sand" you can sense the hostility
In the comics Sandman is pretty much a single, tiny, sentient grain of sand that controls sand around him. Maybe that grain can go to heaven then?
I like when you make videos like these, making fun of the villains, because every time I watch one I think of when they were at their peak. Mysterio killing the entire X-Men because he wanted to be taken seriously and prove he could, and Sandman exploding Spiderman out of fear because he watched him eat his friends, meanwhile this.
_Dayum..._ Mysterio actually did that?!
Guess we all been sleeping on the dude...
@@PeteTheGrouch Look up "Mullet-Man Comics Mysterio is More Dangerous Than You Think"
If it's alive and/or sentient or sapient, then it has a soul.
JJ is right Spider-Man is a fucking menace. This poor man with an acquired disability of having his molecules being turned to sand is being bullied for being different.
Sandman is the reason the phrase "Better to be pissed off than on" exists
Fun fact sandman is everyday getting closer and closer to death as his brain turns more and more into sand which will cause him to lose his physical form and be just a pile of sand without a conscious.
Flint should also probably rethink his choice of targets.
1. Try making the Washington bridge Stronger, it might help with that weakness.
2. Don't draw superheroes to fight you right next to the water because you attacked a bridge of all things. Whatcs next, get on a schooner and turn that to sand in the middle of the bay?
I wonder if anyone at marvel asked the same questions spiderman is when creating some of their characters
1:24 “Am I getting Punk’d is there a fucking camera crew somewhere??” 😂
Iceman just revealed his identity like it was nothing
Ice man being there implys this is the Spider-Man from the NASA equipment video, so his swearing is completely in character and consistent
Part of the humor is that iceman is fully onboard with spiderman’s thoughts on sandman despite the fact that the same logic could be applied to him
huh?
Just because he is made of ice doesn't mean he's like a soulless godless sand dude!
@@chienbanane3168 sandman is made of sand, iceman is made of ice. That’s the only information given, and if being made of sand means you lack a soul then being made of ice would as well
@@Partiallyinteresting410 that's pretty racist to say such things about Iceman just because he's made of ice
@@chienbanane3168 I’m not racist, I discriminate against everyone
Is it bad I kind of WANT to see Spider-Man do more of this to his enemies?
The worst thing is that Iceman also is dissing him.
Dude was just a snowman wearing undies. Dude didn't even had a face. Just snow.
The tears they burn is just the icing on the cake
Oh man this was heavy and the truth hurts sometimes.
But the thing I just got recently is The Sandman in this scenario can actually cry real tears and those tears literally hurt him!
A double shot to the feels for sure.
No wonder spider man was so ruthless with his "quips."
He made The Sandman defeat himself.
But all The Sandman needs to do is add some "concrete" to those tears and harden the fuck up.
Then next time he'll do a lot better for sure.
Bully Maguire whining about abominations when he’s literally an unnatural radioactive half spider half man beast that shoots silk out of its ass.
This is why Uncle Ben was shot Peter.
Spider is ableist. Like, actually this time
You know it gets personal when the villain asks “ Am I getting punked?!”
Wait, did anybody else notice that Spiderman is the only one who gets his swears censored? For some reason I really love that
I was expecting Sandman to go off on Iceman about his body parts being ice.
Sandman bullied by spider man
Crocodile : try that on me . I dare u
"Sandman. Made of sand. Soulless f*ck." Had me rolling
I'm getting "Hey fuck you pal I'm going to heaven" on my tombstone
The whole water weakness bit especially felt like Spider-Man slutshamming Sandman
Its actually in character for Spiderman to fuck with opponents like that.
best one yet! excellent use of sound, music and cacophonous dialogue! we love to see it
Does Iceman have a soul, better yet, nothing warms his Cold, Dead Heart either.
There actually was a point where Sandman and Hydro Man (yes he was all water) got mixed together in to a sort of mud substance, and it took them a long time to finally separate from each other. Then they went their separate ways and agreed to never speak of it again lol
2:13 This makes me laugh way more than it should.
Iceman and spider man being the same type of stupid is amazing.
Fun fact, apparently Sandman's consciousness is contained within one specific grain of sand, which is likely also where his soul would reside.
So basically you can put his soul in a jar and leave it there forever. That's fucked up.
@@EmptyMan000Glass is basically just sand.
So couldn't he become the jar?
@@EmptyMan000 That's nearly what Peter did during Ends of the Earth, he used his new anti-Sinister Six armor to track that grain of sand and isolate it from the rest of Sandman, then held it in a containment unit where he threatened to destroy it with acid unless Sandman told him more about the Six's plans.
@EmptyMan000 That's basically what Insomniac Spider-Man did to his Sandman. Trapped him in a small vial, put him in a backpack, and forgot about him on some random rooftop for months.
@@veemonjosh on the avenger's roof too, fun fact, lmao.
I'd like to think that Spider-Man isn't actually concerned with Sandman's soul, or that he is worried about the theological implications of fighting him, but rather he's so used to fighting freaks with absurd powers that he's learned how to pick at their insecurities and make them flee in shame before a punch is thrown.
And Iceman is playing along because he's a bro like that.
fantastic headcanon
I mean... he's not allowed to let them go free. Not after what happened with Rhino...
Makes sense, like this guy is buddies with a Norse god and a sorcerer, he ain't going to believe in monotheistic god, and his powers are the result of a scientific abomination with radiation and retroviruses or something.
But that isn't the case
He straight up says he was about to fight him until he found out water was his weakness
Genuinely felt sorry for Sandman... Does Peter really think he can go to heaven after bullying him?
Last time I checked bullying ain't a sin
well his weakness is water so do you know what that would do to spiermans street cred?
he doesn't have a soul so it doesn't count as bullying
@@danielssss1342 It is
"You want forgiveness? Get Religion."
I love how Sandman doesn't get censored, but Spiderman does.
think of his street cred!
Well yeah, Pete can still go to heaven, Sandman has no soul so he can swear all he likes.
@@redskared8093so only people with souls get cencored? You know that you can see the recent comments somebody made when you click on their profile picture in the same manner as trying to @ them in the comments right? It even shows the comments you made on the channel you're commenting on
Once spiderman gets demonetized he can never go to heaven again
Gotta stay friendly neighborhood
I love how Spiderman telling Sandman to take the fight seriously implies that he thinks Sandman actively made the choice to be weak to water.
To be fair, what are Spider-Man's weaknesses?
Can you just throw bug spray at him?
@@davidhong1934oh he has a simple weakness, simply give him the choice between a loved one and a large group of people. That’s worked multiple times.
@@supreme_king_obama1158True, but that's not superpower-related that'a character-related
@@BonWso.... his weakness is a gun?
@@davidhong1934 He actually has a really weird weakness related to his spider powers. He has a bizarrely specific kryptonite in the form of the pesticide, ethyl chloride.
Like kryptonite does to Superman, exposure to the toxin saps his amazing strength, and if exposed to enough of the compound for long enough, he will die.
Fun Fact: In the comics, Sandman actually became immortal after the human part of him died, so now he's just chilling as a beach and only occasionally shows back up whenever the Sinister Six is involved.
Is he chilling out as a popular beach? Does he want to get stepped on?
@@jokuvaan5175He likes semi-naked people laying all over him.
@@jokuvaan5175kinky
@@-Axio-😂😂😂
@@jokuvaan5175 don't kink shame him
Him being in water like “get me now sandman”
Absolutely sent me
Despite being an “insta-kill” for Spider-Man in the video game my daughter used to play 20 years ago. Ironic.
That was so f*ckin uncalled for! 🤣
@@Roboprogs
That's the flaw in that game 🎮. If they're going to use the GTA method of the game then at least use San Andreas where he can swim 🏊♂️.
Isn't water one of his weaknesses?
@bengsynthmusic
As much of a weakness as it is to humans. His web may be merely useless but he should be able to swim 🏊♂️ instead of die. I seen spiders 🕷 walk on water 💧.
"Your weakness is fucking water?"
Gives "Wait, your weakness is... copper?" vibes
Good megamind reference. Love that movie. Shame there's never been a sequel. And there never will be.
@@michaelmcdoesntexist8350 Yes, so shameful that we'll never have a sequence. Just like we'll never have Toy Story five.
It's also in a similar boat to "Your weakness is the color yellow."
@@ChaplainPhantasm”Wait are you serious?”
@@michaelmcdoesntexist8350 I have bad news for you pal about a Megamind sequel
I love how throughout all these videos, Spiderman has rarely ever thrown a punch. He doesn't need violence. He just gives his villians an existential crisis or bullies them.
Bully Maguire
Spider-Man: “I’m gonna put some water in your eyes.”
No wonder why Deadpool is so obsessed with him.
Just like the 90's cartoon
I don't see how that's his problem.
I like how Iceman, who's made if ice in exactly the same way Sandman's made of sand, fully agrees with Spiderman's questions and doubts.
Is he? I've always thought he just gets a "layer of ice", but he still has all his organs and whatnot normal. Sandman, on the other hand, can literally dissolve into sand, which means he has to turn entirely to sand
@@robertolanzoneiceman is able to turn into nothing but ice as long as he’s alive, which does in fact mean he’s also made of water while being made out of ice.
naw.. he cool 😎🥶😂
@@rosieroti4063 ha HA!
@@robertolanzone at this "old school" point its just a layer yes, but at one point in the early 00s he had a 15 year arc where he power-leveled and went full ice. He had an existential crisis where he was afraid to reconstitute back into human form because he wasnt sure if a mortal wound would "heal", joined the water table and did a "I am everything and everywhere" thing, and came out of the closet. The writers were REALLY working the character lol.
The "Get me now" while Spiderman is chilling in water is what broke me 🤣
It sent man, i lost it at that point
The way he was teasing him made me remember Spiderman's from NYC. I love it
Had me dying
Bro🤣🤣🤣
I love that Spider-Man is a hero who is light-hearted and quippy, but when confronted with Sandman he immediately constructs a metaphysical argument about his existence and tells him he’s going to hell even though the two of them have literally just met.
I don't know about you guys but I'm starting to suspect that the Solid jj universe Spider-Man might just be a bit of a jerk!
@@shan4680 Well, he's a freelance web developer so... I figured that was just assumed.
The mark of a good strategist is to subdue the enemy without fighting
@@sirwannabeguy4886 A talented strategist can win a battle without fighting. But a wise strategist understands that their employer will think they have done nothing and fire them. Therefore, the wise and talented strategist will, instead, show that they can fight a battle, but ensure the war is never won, thus securing their employment.
@@sirwannabeguy4886 This, he defeated Flint without ever lifting a finger.
The gag where someone else shows up just as the joke is starting to get stale and immediately asks the same question never gets old.
I think the best example of that was the Dragon Ball Z one, when Freiza (the only other character who had the exact same plan as Vegeta) immediately raises the same questions as everyone else, and Vegeta just lost his shit haha
"Do you have a receipt?"
@@marvelsandals4228abridged or canon?
@@lavellelee5734On Solid JJ other video about "Implication of Immortality" or something
very contradicting and confusing dialogue @1EthanCC
This reminds me of how Peter, in the Spider-Man PS4 universe, actually locked sandman in a tiny vial and stuffed him in one of his school bags, then proceeded to lose said bag for what seems to be YEARS.
And Sandman was still there.
wait Spiderman did WHAT?
That’s Punisher or Green Goblin level stuff
@@Spinnermist there's a vial with sand inside one of the backpack collectibles, and when you grab it the first time Peter says "I still don't know if opening this would set the Sandman free!"
Now imagine that guy with the black suit on
I'd at least put the vial in front of a TV or something every now and then
Damn at that point I think he ether accidentally killed him or made him go completely insane lol
Huh, that'd be an interesting thing in Spider-Man 2. Sandman gets free and he becomes the most deadpan sarcastic bastard in the game due to years of being locked away in a tiny vial and forgotten about.
The biological and existential nature of fully transformable characters is worth thinking about. Applies to Hydroman as well. When you consider Plastic Man has survived being in pieces for thousands of years, it's actually scary.
Oh, oh man. Of all the cartoons to do it, Steven Universe ramps this idea up to 110, like with the shattering and cluster. Heavy spoilers, but basically Gems are immortal shapeshifters, right? But they can be permanently split into shards that are *all conscious*. They can be forcibly fused into genetic abominations of agonized fragments minds and bodies.
And then they shattered and fused millions of them into a hive mind superweapon.
Man, you send this idea back to WW2 Germany and they'll think it's too far.
@@farhan5647you are a dork
@@farhan5647"acthuale it's not real and it's never been real 🤓"
@@farhan5647 dumbass, the best part IS thithinking ut it!
@@farhan5647 me when i neglect my ability to imagine
I like how sandman can cry, disproving the “made entirely of sand” thing
The tears did burn... Is he disolving himself when he cries?
@@Melody_Raventresswhere is he holding the terrors when he doesn't cry?
@@masscreationbroadcastsYou don't wanna go down that rabbit hole...
He probably made himself solid like concrete when he cries so he doesn't dissolve his face.
It also burns when he pees. So he's living sand that can generate liquid. Heck Spiderman could even punch him to death just by not drying off his hands after washing them.
“The tears, they burn” was absolutely hilarious.
I didn't even notice that😂
Key & Peele "Insult comic" has an identical line.
I will always love how Solid differentiates each version of Spider-Man with their voice (visuals too, but thats way more obvoius) rather than using a basic Spidey impression for all of them
ice is cooler get it hehehe
I like it too, lie he makes it clear that every Spiderman is a different one, which fits since everyone is from a different cartoon
I don’t mean this in a genuinely cruel way, but referring to Solid JJ as just “Solid” is deeply cursed.
I do like how he makes them different through the replicating the audio effects of the era the show was made
2:27 “Hey sandman! Get me now pssy!” That was brutal 💀💀💀
I love the idea of Sandman’s tears hurting him. He just doesn’t get any breaks.
I'd imagine it's the equivalent of having sand in his eyes
The tears! They burn!
@@dreska255 Spidy: I'm gonna put water in your eyes.
“Gonna cry?” -Bully Maguire
Wait... wouldn't the tears be sand? ?!... NVM i aint.dealing with this.
Fun Fact: In current times, Sandman is no longer weak to water. He's been defeated by it several times, but he trained himself to adapt to it and can move his grains and manipulate the density to shed the water off. He also one shot Spider-Man in one comic by accident. In the zombies storyline, he thought Peter was a zombie and got so scared he used his powers in panic and accidentally caused Peter to ingest so much sand his organs popped out. Sandman is beyond OP and could do serious damage if he wanted to, but just wants to be left alone so he rarely uses his powers fully
God, that comic panel where he stuffs Spiderman with sand is seriously fricking disgusting/nightmare scarring.
I thought he purposely tried to kill zombie spiderman but ended up killing the wrong spiderman
There's also that more recent comic where Sandman from the future goes back to the past to take over the body of present day Sandman because the universe/Earth ended and yet Sandman was still alive, just floating through the nothingness for eternity.
But he doesn't have a soul?
@@revearain7692his soul is contained in one specific grain of sand
I love that their interaction starts with wanting to fight to talking about the metaphysical essence of one's soul and what this implies to completely bullying and emotionally breaking Sandman
I love the implicit joke behind getting Iceman to make fun of Sandman.
And the very good joke of getting a frame of Spider-Man in the water.
I mean to be fair, Iceman is just covered in ice rather than being made of it
@@joemorgan2390ah that’s why. i was wondering why nobody else pointed out that iceman was making fun of sandman lmfao
@@joemorgan2390 Iceman had been a full-blown ice elemental who can reconstitute himself from any moisture even if his physical body has been completely obliterated for awhile now, in the comics.
@@joemorgan2390 Iceman can totally become full-on ice.
@@joemorgan2390 not anymore
What's weird is, Sandman is technically one of the most powerful villains in Spiderman's rogues gallery. He's just lucky Sandman is only aiming to rob banks, when he could literally take over countries.
I feel like Spidey would just quit if he was told Sandman had taken over Egypt
Spider-Man: What do you mean, he took over Egypt? Why would they elect him?
Iceman: No, I mean he took over all the land of Egypt. Dude's huge now
@@kinyutakalmfao a giant sand man of 50000ft tall
@@kinyutaka Spiderman: "Yes, Egypt the country, I didn't think you meant Egypt the amusement park. But why would they elect him."
Iceman: "Hmm, poor explanation on my part. I meant he took it by force."
Spiderman: "The powers that be have any luck reclaiming it?"
Iceman: "They tried sending in jet powered fighter planes but he put up a barrier. They got torn apart like they were flying through sand paper."
Spiderman: "... Yeah, I'm done."
Iceman: "You're not going to liberate Egypt?"
Spiderman: "Dude, that's gonna be us!"
sand man take over country.... alabasta
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
- Spiderman, apparently
You saying apparently is funnier than probably
He actually does say that in Shattered Dimensions
The fact that Iceman, entirely made out of ice, is telling Sandman, entirely made of sand, that he’s soulless and going to Hell is the icing on the cake! 😂
I mean, if Sandman no longer has a soul, then he can't go to Hell because his soul has already gone to the next world to be judged.
So he is basically a zombie made of sand
And iceman is gay so he goes to hell
so basically sandman is backwards ice man. iceman is a human who can take the form of ice but sandman is sand who can take the form of a human. Sandman’s whole plight is trying to become human again
@@gaminglord3052 Who said it was unintended…? 😜
Love how Solid jj can turn any thought provoking subject into a meme.
And it works so well❤
@@RobinTheMetaGodWhile the existence of god is certainly dubious, from a modern perspective. That’s not really what the commentator was really getting at or advocating, rather the pretty universal and standard human inquiry and dialectic about the existence of supernatural entities. It’s funny albeit unsurprising to envision Parker as religious, though I mostly take this bit as him taking the monkeys paw just to fuck with Sandman. It’s disingenuous, and ironically immature, to associate anything related to god as a matter to simply grow up, like it or not, it’s a fair and important question to at least bring up or think about once that’s here to say. Jumping to such far-fetched conclusions, the mere mention of the supernatural equivocated as advocation for its existence is as dogmatic as any religion.
@@RobinTheMetaGodprove it
It's a bot, I saw the same account reply to several comments with the exact same thing
@@crookedhairlineman7763 it’s the same thing as innocent until proven guilty where it’s much harder to prove you didn’t do something than that you did. The burden of proof is therefore on the religious for positing a positive doctrine.
@@dreska255
The comments of mine are the same because they are copy and pasted to be used against an entire comment section.
Grow up, stop being a child.
I think the comics confirmed that there's like a single grain of sand that is the whole of sandman heart and soul and everything and the sand he controls to be himself are just whatever sand he's picked up.
Also, trust me, that kind of sand based power is deadly. Do not underestimate him.
Wow, simultaneously the easiest and hardest foe to contain.
Didnt Sandman once become like a mindless planet sized monstrosity?
He killed zombie-spider that was using his veins instead of web so yeah. Probably one of the deadliest
It can be deadly to his chances to go to heaven, for sure.
@@Nobody-hw6jvwrong he THOUGHT it was zombie spidey but it was the spider-man from his universe and he filled out his body with sand
The fact they went after him so harshly and called him a soulless creature has me in stitches. Imma use that one day. “You fucking soulless creature.” 😂
The buildup is what made it so effective
i do it every day to my ginger friends.
"I only have so much time before is starts raining"
I never thought about how if it rains, Sandman'll probably just melt like the wicked witch lmao.
@@LTNetjakBut sand can't contain too much water or they'll fall to peices
I mean Clayface got a similar problem
He won't "melt", the sand he's made out of will get wet, he'll retain the water for a little while and drop to the ground, unable to move until he dries. It's the equivalent of getting so fat you can't move by yourself
Happens in Toby Maguire Spider-Man 3 but he turns into mud
@@pinkdaveandchaps3697clay at least has some water tolerance. It gets wet and it just becomes more mailable clay.
I like how Peter is so confused by a guy made of sand but the guy made of ice is just totally normal
Ice is cool literally.
At the end of the day though he's still Flesh and Blood, or can turn back into it anyway lol Sandy can't
@@GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430 Yeah true I just like that he doesn't question it at all. Just like "yeah his whole body freezes so what"
Religious hypocrisy at its finest.
@@Rofflestomper nah ice man is cool that's all.
Sandman and Hydro Man have a "Soul Molecule" that contains their consciousness when they enter their elemental state. so canonically Sand Man does have a soul
Too sad we don't have pyroman and windman to have the elemental four. Add electric then a perfect elemental 5
@majesticgothitelle1802 well, we got Hydro Man (water), Molten Man (fire), Sandman (earth), Cyclone (wind), and Electro (electricity) that are all Spider-Man villians.
@@The_Killah29 Out of all those enemies I haven't even heard of Cyclone and I used to collect Spider-Man comics. I do have a few issues with the other enemies. There's even that one where Sandman and Hydro Man combined.
And I know it's not an element but there's even Swarm, the enemy made of bees.
@@Gatorade69 "AAAAAHHH! NOT THE BEES!"
@Gatorade69 So we have enough dudes who are made out of a thing that are Spider-Man's enemies that they could form their own Sinister Six.
The Sinister Storm?
Venom and Carnage are essentially evil sentient alien goop so could they be part of the Sinister Storm?
"You fight demons every month but sand is where you draw the line?"
Ahh, brilliant
Looks like he draw the line... In the sand
Well of course, it’s rough, course, and irritating, and it gets everywhere
To be fair demons aren't godless creations...
Well according to the wiki he has Soul Molecule which is said to originated Over the years, Spider-Man managed to discover that Sandman's consciousness is located in only one grain of sand, which has Marko's brain pattern and is responsible for commanding the other grains of sand what form to take. With the proper instruments, it can be induced to it different ideas which makes Marko change his form against his will. If that grain is separated from the another and isolated, Marko can't recover his mass.
Did you make this up or is this an actual thing in the comics? If you made it up, it's funny! 👍
@-0rbital- nope, that's a comic book fact for you.
...that's kinda messed up
Imagine if they took that grain and just put it in a jar...
@valiang8867 I mean, you'd have to find a single grain in a human sized sand collective conscious, so I don't think he's in that much danger .
@@CletusLCassidyno spiderman literally did that
“Tears, they burn”
He truly is an godless creation😂
Well, his weakness is water, what else would the tears feel like?
@@MyVanir Sand.
I had this thought where if Sandman got Fire powers, he could have the ability to shoot out glass seeing as melting sand down is a major part of what makes glass. Like imagine Sandman generating a tommy gun and shooting out glass bullet.
Sandman was turned into glass by Otto several times. He couldn't move at first, but eventually managed to break himself into pieces and cut Otto
I wanna say the armor he got from the Wizard allowed him to do that, considering the main point of that suit was altering his sand in various ways to achieve effects that wouldn't be possible normally, though most involved various chemical compounds so I'm not sure if there was a heating/melting function.
@@captaincomic8678 If the suit allowed him to modify his composition without energy input then is probably viable to rearrange his stricture into glass without heat.
@@massgunner4152 Actually, come to think of it I distinctly remember an issue of Hulk back when Sandman was still wearing that suit, and he was forcibly turned to glass and couldn't shift back, so I'm guessing the suit didn't account for glass as one of its forms.
In Spiderman 3, Harry's hoverboard does solidify a little bit of Sandman
I like the line "but sand is where you draw the line?"
Like drawing a line in the sand? Good stuff.
I'm convinced that when Spider-Man is feeling lazy or wants to stall, he'll just force whatever villian he is fighting into a bull session and pick apart their motives (or lack their of) and what makes them tick. It's amazing how it works out for em in the end at times.
Also, Sandman has a special sand grain within him that has his consciousness/essence and what allows him to reform. As far as I know now due to some Marvel time travel mumbo jumbo and because comics, he is full on immortal. After having issues staying formed. I guess Sandman as a concept is someone not meant to keep it together for long.
consider, Kingpin crashed a poker night between heros, just to play poker. he bet a stupid amount of money, saying that he would do illegal shit with it if he won (which he was sure he would). He got beat by spider man, who took 20 bucks of it to buy flowers for MJ
@@charnor2727tf does this have to do with anything
Spiderman is well known for talkin' shit anyways, so yeah checks out. It's just that spiderman is also fighting while he does it so he can bully while he bullies.
0:58 this is now my new favorite insult
Same
He actually has a brain/soul/smth in comics. In thousands of grans of sand in his body there is one which controls every other ones. In one fight, Spider-man marked that speck with radiation and managed to pull it out from Sandman, destroyng his body. And put that speck into a box and was done with it.
Wow. What a power move. Toss it in your closet and forget about it.
Better than the time Spiderman beat Sandman with a vacuum cleaner
That's horrifying.
Now all I can think about is Sandman encountering the SCP Foundation and they just shove him in a box and call it a day.
_who wants_
_to live_
_FOREVEEEEER!!!_
The fact that they’re on a beach and then he says his weekness was water was honestly a death sentence
according to the start... their on the Washington bridge, he just covered the entire thing with sand. which is worse then a beach because its OVER water rather then next to it. nice of him to plant palm trees on it tho.
Sandman not once asking how he lives post-powers for over a month is hilarious
2:34 "The tears they burn"
Wait,. so, his body is made of sand, but his tear are water?
How does THAT work?
Are your tears made of meat?
@@sansplayer6254 No, but neither is my blood.
Guess what, now YOU are mad of sand. So, checkmate
The first half I wasn’t entirely set on the joke, but the ending with Spiderman in the water and the Ocarina of Time intro starting to play, I actually lost it. Probably one of the hardest I’ve laughed from your videos, and that’s saying something.
Headline: SPIDERMAN CAUSES MENTAL BREAKDOWNS
You know Jonah James Jameson's gonna want that on the front page.
Definitely the only Daily Bugle headline that would make perfect sense.
Definitely the only Daily Bugle headline that would make perfect sense.
"The tears they burn!" that one broke me 🤣