"Drug dealers wouldn't say that, that'd be lying!" imagine a drug dealer who's willing to sell heroin to kids but has enough moral fiber to not lie to their face about it
So when someone offers you drugs, you can tell them Soldier Boy said, “Taking drugs is not cool.” and anyone who does, is a loser. Remember, “REAL HEROES, DON’T USE DRUGS.”
@@innocentorphan1213 Jennifer Walters: "Tell you what, we both know my cousin is better than all of you combined, so if you let him on the team with full benefits, we won't sue you for all you're worth." Tony: _agrees in echo_
I like how once Cap realizes he's been on coke all this time he comes to the conclusion that drugs are good and that kids should do drugs and hijacks the PSA.
It can also make you a Pryokenetic God with a White Hot Will that Burns with ecstasy. After all just look at SnowFlame The Cocaine Powered SuperVillan.
"Your friends will think your cool and your family will love you!" Love how he immediately falls into the troupe of drug addicts not wanting to get high alone
If world history has shown me anything it’s that winners don’t do drugs . . . Officially they hide tf out of it so the serfs can’t get any bright ideas
If world history has shown me anything it’s that winners don’t do drugs . . . Officially they hide tf out of it so the serfs can’t get any bright ideas
I like how level headed Iron Iron Man was during this conversation. Makes sense to me. As a man with a history od substancje abuse, he can understand better what cap is going through
@@emetanti Not just the germans. Americans were high on morphine and opium i think. Turns out if your soldiers are high as fuck they do everything they are told. without much whining.
You gotta love the implication that either they just gave Cap so much cocaine he survived in that ice for 70 years, or he was just like that from the very start.
I like how Thor is the one who says 'that's definitely cocaine'. He's an Asgardian, which means that to have such certain knowledge of cocaine he must have snorted it at some point in the past. Or, cocaine ended up finding its way to Asgard, and it became a huge problem.
I don't know about druggo speak in english, but here in germany "pepsi" in a drug related conversation is usually code for speed... which makes his statement even more hilarious^^
I mean, either Dorkly or Collegehumor did a video like this a long time ago, but I'll be honest this one is much funnier and goes way harder with the joke. That one was mostly just everyone pointing out that Cap's a hypocrite to say not to do drugs because that's how he got his power.
It's actually funny that Cap was on drugs in a comic once. He accidentally came in contact with Meth (they called it Ice in the comic, but that's a real nickname for meth), and it bonded with the Super Soldier Serum in his blood and wouldn't wear off. They eventually had to give him a full on blood transfusion, and he lost his powers for a few issues. They made a whole character arc out if it. They gave him some new serum eventually, though.
Hank Pym had to bleed him dry before replacing it with the blood from his suspiciously full blood cabinet, why did Hank have a cabinet around the time he wasn't a superhero? That's a good question
Never been huge on Cap, but that book was sick as a kid. Cap going crazy on meth beating the living shit out of every living thing was amazing kinda cool commentary when you still could tell a good story in Marvel. I think he and Pym did have a discussion that basically the super soldier serum is a drug as well. Then Cap got off the steroid cycle on just to prove he doesn’t need to be on gear to be a super hero (they did put him back though, I think, he’s kinda old after all).
I love it that he goes from "No, they didn't just sell me drugs." to "do all the drugs! To be high is to feel like a god!" in about two seconds. I mean hey, who hasn't been there - hopefully the avengers help cap long enough so he doesn't have to sell the body of an american hero and convince him to stop - it can be done. But he is most definitely in the pre-contemplative stage.
I don't know, it sounds to me like he's already gotten past the "selling the body of an american hero" thing with what he's doing for those government officials.
Gosh I never thought about the fact that some superheroes got their powers from drugs so the idea of them doing an anti drug thing is actually pretty funny
I've been making jokes about Captain America inadvertently influencing kids to do steroids ever since the first Captain America movie haha. Dude literally just got roided up and then took a shield to the warzone. Wasn't anything sci-fi or mysterious about it. "Hey kids, if you want to be like the Cap, just do drugs!"
Well, this is still pretty accurate to what happened. During WWII, pilots from either side of the conflict consumed anfetamines in order to improve their performance (there were even some advertisements). This, of course, blew them back since many of them ended up being addicts.
the problem was not so much addiction as them being used excessively to put off rest. just because you can keep a pilot awake for 3 days without sleep does not mean that pilots going to be in a state of mind he should be driveing, well anything let alone an aircraft
Remember kids, That even if captain America doesn't shows any immediate effects, You might end up looking like Red Skull with just one use! It's different for everyone, but why risk it?
If Snowflame is the supervillain powered by cocaine, it's only reasonable that there would exist a superhero powered by cocaine. That's just comic book logic 101.
@@Eidolon1andOnly All the more reason for a hero to be powered by coke. "See? You have a _villain_ powered by cocaine, we have a _hero_ powered by cocaine! Totally different and legally distinct!"
I can imagine Hulk and Banner having an internal discussion about whether they should tell Steve the truth or not and agreeing on something for once: "No."
It's honestly not far from the truth, the US government did tons of insane shit back in the day. You know the chems in Fallout? Those are inspired by the US just giving people shit like meth for performance enhancement. Mentats are just straight up meth.
Funny thing is if Cap was in the DC comics universe he could legitimately claim Cocaine gives you superpowers because there actually IS someone in that universe by the name of Snowflame who got powers from Cocaine.
The existence of a single character who gets superpowers from cocaine implies that there couĺd be millions of unknown latent superhumans who don't know their power because they haven't tried the right drug. Moral of the story: Try them all, you never know if it could be the key to unlocking your powers!
Iron Man being silent for moment after Captain America said that telling kids that taking drugs gives spider senses is a lie, makes me believe that Captain America isn't the only one with special problems
Iron man said that, "the last thing we need is drug dealers telling kids that if they do heroine they'll have spidey senses ok?" Cap said, "well they wouldn't say that, that'd be lying." As if the drug dealers have a problem with lying.
I REALLY like some of the Pokemon ones: "You have to catch god. You have to put god in a ball." "That's your rival, my grandson. What's his name?" "Aren't you even just a little bit curious what it looks like when a pokemon dies?" Golden!
I mean… I’d try that 🤷♂️ 🤣 I wonder if that’s why they found that bag of it in the White House a couple years back 🤔 Also if you think that’s a joke, google it. That happened.
_"Every cell of my being _*_burns_*_ with white-hot ecstasy. _*_Cocaine_*_ is my god, and I am _*_the human instrument of its will!_*_ "_ - Snowflame, the best supervillain ever
I love the sneaked inclusion of Hulk blinking his eyes in disbelief at Cap at one point during a video of still frames. It's a fun lil blink or miss it easter egg
Batman: "First, find a reputable magician so that you can hold a proper séance. Do not, I repeat, *do not* hire a blond-haired Englishman named John Constantine. It never ends well...."
My 2 favorite lines in this video: "Thor shut the fuck up" "Do em do em all double fist that shit if it's coke or whatever you'll be a super hero you'll be like me you'll be cool your friends will like you your family will love you you'll feel like a *GOOOOOOOOOOOOD-* "
"Well ummm, let me try to explain the process. First I had to succumb to anti-torture training where they beat me. Then, they removed all of my clothing except my underwear and made me wade into a vat of chemicals that looked like they were boiling. Oh, once they locked me in this iron-maiden thing and soaked me with super serum. They told me that I was perfect for it because I had minimal negative traits that the serum would amplify such as aggression and greed, emotional things." "So like... mood swings?" Tony. "no, not like that, just, well, I wouldn't fly into a violent fit of rage or start trying to conquer the world and wouldn't go into depression... that sort of thing" cap. "So... super mood swings" Tony
So fun fact: there is a DC villain named Snowflame who got their powers directly through cocaine, and some marvel heroes like Cloak and Dagger both got theirs through drugs as well.
Well not from doing the Drugs themselves Tyrone and Tandy got kidnapped then got shot up their powers came after being experimented on so together they vowed to use their newfound powers against Drug related crime as Cloak and Dagger.
Tbh it genuinely makes me wonder how Solid JJ's version of Cap got his powers when instead of the serum he has been taking coke all this time. I've got a theory, Back then during the WW2 the govt operation *did* happen, Cap *did* get his powers from the serum, but after he was thawed out after decades, some drug dealers took advantage of Cap's unfamiliarity with the modern world to make him think that the drugs are actually some kind of new form of the super soldier serum and that he needs to get doses every once in a while, so this whole time he has been doing drugs when the drugs aren't even needed for his powers. And if you think Cap being *this* gullible is a stretch, that's the best I got, I think we can let this pass cuz it's a parody we are talking about
He did get special government coke initially, but the program was shut down following a scandal and cover up. Captain is on his own now, but it seems even street coke can sustain the effects if he keeps taking it. Maybe he has some special method of preparing the coke as well.
@@jeanremi8384 Oh, actually didnt know that 😅 But I think it can still work as in the dealers pretending that there was a scientific discovery that coke can help sustain the super serum
Since the US government approved the use of cocaine to treat headaches, the serum containing coke isn't even that farfetched... Cap being that gullible then, wouldn't be as farfetched either because he could know the original serum contained coke so dealers convincing him they were undercover agents the first few times would be plausible and once he was addicted he wouldn't even question it until the PSA incident... makes total sense. 😂
My old man overdosed last year. I hate that I can no longer enjoy cocaine-related humor without thinking about my beloved father's iconic blunder. Life's silly sometimes...
The best part is that Cocaine giving Captain America actual superpowers totally fits with the canon. Also people forget but Captain America was a test subject. There was a real chance he'd die.
Plot Twist: Those really are undercover government agents, and the bills Cap pays with are specially marked ones they supply to Cap to ensure it’s actually him getting serum, and the alternative forms of compensation are special missions Cap does on their behalf.
@@vortech0581 They had to give him a blood transfusion to fix it so he became a normal albeit still strong human it became a whole story arc but eventually he got back to his old self with a new copy of the serum.
@@vortech0581 Hank Pym saves him by removing the serum from his body, which meant they had to replace all his blood depowering him. He would get his powers back and ditch his ugly power arnor after making a wish on the cosmic cube, in a story that implies he wished Bucky never died.
"Besides, Pepsi's the taste of the new Generation!"
I lost it. This was a great episode.
Pepsi is better than Coke lolol
@@meheecan123 Facts
HECK YEA!!!!!!!
(It’s Literally In My Profile Pic)
Yes that reference was laugh-out-loud funny.
@@BraydenBunch58Pepsi zero. Give it to me.
I find it hilarious how Cap still has a moral code but he's willing to do anything for cocaine
"Cocaine is a Hell of a drug." - Captain America
*dancing polish cow intensifies*
Cocaine can be expensive
You mean even alternative forms of compensation ?
@@m-w-0010 "doctor rockso intensifies"
"Drug dealers wouldn't say that, that'd be lying!"
imagine a drug dealer who's willing to sell heroin to kids but has enough moral fiber to not lie to their face about it
2:08 Animated Hulk caught me off guard
Hulk was too stunned to be angry
This really puts Cap's origin story in a new light.
Snowflame, the cocaine powered supervillain:
Haven't laughed out this loud in weeks... Months even. Good stuff.
Get Iron-Man to do a anti-alcohol psa.
You know, in DC comics there is a supervillain called “Snowflame”. He gets his powers by snorting cocaine. He is pretty dope.
When hulk is scolding you for how you get your powers you know it’s bad
So when someone offers you drugs, you can tell them Soldier Boy said, “Taking drugs is not cool.” and anyone who does, is a loser. Remember, “REAL HEROES, DON’T USE DRUGS.”
You know... I think Cap should get in touch with Snowflame.
The irony is Captain america's power literally came from a drug
Hulk blinking caught me off guard 😂😂😂
Don't forget: Snowflame was a character that existed. Enough said.
This is pretty much what the Sentry goes through, just with added schizophrenic visions that become real
So Cap is actually Snowflame
Wait, are you telling me, Captain America is secretly SnowFlame™?
So cap is essentially snowflame, the cocaine powered super.
nobody talks about how hulk blinks
Cap has become Soldier boy
Should have introduced Snowflame, the cocaine powered supervillain
2:09-Hulk finds this disturbing.
If drugs really give you super powers, then Walter White must be the most powerful man alive
These voices sound so accurate.
"For cash, or alternate forms of compensation" Solid JJ Almost kill me with that one.
And then Thor asks and Iron man shuts him down immediately.
@@pixelwizard9652"BUT WHAT ARE THESE ALTERNATE FORMA OF CO-"
"THOR just S H U T T H E F U C K U P... And read the script..."
The Alternate Forms of Compensation
Are Called
"Being Gay"
@@acejustpogi1938 its called doing the gargle gargle gulp gulp
@@johntravolta8389 _CAPTAIN HOOK UP CULTURE!!_
Glad to see that Hulk managed to work a deal out with the others after that whole incident with the lawsuit over unfair hiring practices.
Compared to this guy we're just a bunch of chumps.
I say nay!
Getting hired was probably part of the legal arrangement.
@@innocentorphan1213 Jennifer Walters: "Tell you what, we both know my cousin is better than all of you combined, so if you let him on the team with full benefits, we won't sue you for all you're worth."
Tony: _agrees in echo_
That was IN the lawsuit, they had to compensate him and let him do PR as well
The shock behind "It can't be!" when Cap finds out he's been a shameless drug addict for decades is hilarious
And his immediate epiphany that drugs are cool and everyone should do them
@@MetalFingerzz he replenished and remembered why he needed it
Have you been a drug addict. You justify buying anfetamin, e-pills and cocane from the black market because you have ADHD.
@@MetalFingerzzcan’t argue with results
@@MetalFingerzz Just like snowflame
I like how once Cap realizes he's been on coke all this time he comes to the conclusion that drugs are good and that kids should do drugs and hijacks the PSA.
It can also make you a Pryokenetic God with a White Hot Will that Burns with ecstasy. After all just look at SnowFlame The Cocaine Powered SuperVillan.
well he can't lie about it!
"Your friends will think your cool and your family will love you!"
Love how he immediately falls into the troupe of drug addicts not wanting to get high alone
I love how Captain America has an existential crisis mid-explanation as he realises what he's been doing and then he just gives in
the voices won
If world history has shown me anything it’s that winners don’t do drugs . . . Officially they hide tf out of it so the serfs can’t get any bright ideas
If world history has shown me anything it’s that winners don’t do drugs . . . Officially they hide tf out of it so the serfs can’t get any bright ideas
I like to think this is just Payback for Ironman assuming he'd be an asshole just because he was from the 40s
he gave into the intrusive thoughts
Thor being genuinely curious about the other forms of compensation cracked me up
Nothing Captain America has done comes even close to the sort of freaky stuff Thor knows Loki has gotten up to.
@@jonathancampbell5231 dude was knocked up by a horse. So ya.
Sometimes, Thor wants to feel like a god too.
"It was lifting a cat, Thor. Just a cat. M'kay?"
Thor knew what these other forms of compensation were, he just wanted to hear Cap say it.
I like how level headed Iron Iron Man was during this conversation. Makes sense to me. As a man with a history od substancje abuse, he can understand better what cap is going through
Just like what cap said in one of the avengers movies: "Tony, you CHOOSE to change."
This has to be the inverse version.
@@nobafan7515 Cap CHOSE to tell kids to do drugs.
@@MyVanirwhat a hero
@@birdmcturd1626 as a reward we should give him our seed
looks like you had a history of substance abuse yourself for a few words there
I like how “Government officials enhancing ww2 soldiers with drugs” is something that actually happened.
The Blitzkrieg wouldnt have worked out as well for the germans if most of the Wehrmacht didn´t have a little pick me up with their rations.
It didn't stop after WW2. Military drug testing has been going on for a long time.
"Meth"
Both in the comics and in real life!
@@emetanti Not just the germans. Americans were high on morphine and opium i think. Turns out if your soldiers are high as fuck they do everything they are told. without much whining.
You gotta love the implication that either they just gave Cap so much cocaine he survived in that ice for 70 years, or he was just like that from the very start.
it was Walter Whites' grandpa
This version of Cap didn’t fight Nazis in WWII. This version was created during the Iran-Contra Affair 😂
LMAAAO
@@lichtsprecher I found that one way funnier than I should >.>
heheh....hehehehe
Ice you say...
I like how Thor is the one who says 'that's definitely cocaine'. He's an Asgardian, which means that to have such certain knowledge of cocaine he must have snorted it at some point in the past. Or, cocaine ended up finding its way to Asgard, and it became a huge problem.
Or one of the avengers told him about it
they are really shipping drugs everywhere
Thor's alter ego is a doctor and a highly skilled one so yeah Thor knows about human drugs pretty well
where do you think all the snorted cocaine goes when it leaves the blood
@@kappadarwin9476thor had an alter ego?
Iron Man being the voice of reason about substance abuse is just delicious.
I absolutely thought he was gonna be the one to get off script first.
especially given that his grandfather invented the super soldier serum ( in the movie at least)
@@philipphalter926 Not even in the movie did he invent the serum, he helped build the machine to administer it though.
@@issacalleyne8665 ah, sorry, it's been a while since i watched that movie
@Nero The Chosen huh ?
The avengers' silent judgment as an increasingly shameful cap details himself buying cocaine from drug dealers is just perfect.
nah i dont think that's judgement, thats concern.
cap has been on coke for 70 years and he didn't even know it.
Hulk: *...slow blink...*
Yes
You mean government officials
“I would never tell kids to do Coke. Pepsi’s the taste of the new generation.”
- Captain America
I don't know about druggo speak in english, but here in germany "pepsi" in a drug related conversation is usually code for speed... which makes his statement even more hilarious^^
@@Bloodhoven It was referring to a 90s marketing campaign for Pepsi, but love this interpretation of it hahaha
@@alastairhewitt380I think that campaign was from the '80s. I remember the ads they did with Michael J. Fox.
You got the right one baby!
It was from the '80s.
Captain America doing an anti drug PSA is a genius idea I'm surprised no one thought of before.
I mean it's basically just the first thought somebody has after watching the Captain America PSAs from Homecoming
I mean, either Dorkly or Collegehumor did a video like this a long time ago, but I'll be honest this one is much funnier and goes way harder with the joke. That one was mostly just everyone pointing out that Cap's a hypocrite to say not to do drugs because that's how he got his power.
didnt they do that in the tom holland movies?
😂😂😂
Especially when you play it like the drug itself is sus.
It's actually funny that Cap was on drugs in a comic once. He accidentally came in contact with Meth (they called it Ice in the comic, but that's a real nickname for meth), and it bonded with the Super Soldier Serum in his blood and wouldn't wear off. They eventually had to give him a full on blood transfusion, and he lost his powers for a few issues. They made a whole character arc out if it. They gave him some new serum eventually, though.
Hank Pym had to bleed him dry before replacing it with the blood from his suspiciously full blood cabinet, why did Hank have a cabinet around the time he wasn't a superhero? That's a good question
Never been huge on Cap, but that book was sick as a kid. Cap going crazy on meth beating the living shit out of every living thing was amazing kinda cool commentary when you still could tell a good story in Marvel. I think he and Pym did have a discussion that basically the super soldier serum is a drug as well. Then Cap got off the steroid cycle on just to prove he doesn’t need to be on gear to be a super hero (they did put him back though, I think, he’s kinda old after all).
Oh so Cap had the chance to become Snowflame and didn't take it ?
Walter white gave him meth?
Meth? So Captain double-fisted was partying in some of the finer gay clubs of NYC I see…
I love it that he goes from "No, they didn't just sell me drugs." to "do all the drugs! To be high is to feel like a god!" in about two seconds. I mean hey, who hasn't been there - hopefully the avengers help cap long enough so he doesn't have to sell the body of an american hero and convince him to stop - it can be done. But he is most definitely in the pre-contemplative stage.
So rehab
I don't know, it sounds to me like he's already gotten past the "selling the body of an american hero" thing with what he's doing for those government officials.
Hulk blinking might be the funniest part.
Also nice to know they settled the legal dispute with him
Timecode of blinking
@@ВладиславВладислав-и4ю2:08
@@ВладиславВладислав-и4ю 2:08
Why did I ever think this would be an actual 2 and a half minute long anti-drug PSA without some twist
Yeah, who would think this would be legit? You'd have to be...
You're not high, are you? 🤨
New to this channel? 😅
Did you not see the thumbnail?
Sometimes the twist is to have NO twist.
Not only that but a One of the best ones ever made.
Hulks “uh oh” when Cap admits he snorted his “serum” up his nose fucking gets me lol.
Captain America doing a drug PSA is like iron man doing an anti alcohol PSA
Iron Man would be perfect for that he is a great example of someone who lost everything to his addiction but managed to get back on his feet.
@@Gabe600 And he's repeated that cycle several dozen times in comics.
@@concept5631Because they can't just leave a good thing well enough alone LOL.
@@concept5631 classic comics can never have their character change and repeat the same personal issue fof 15 times
@@acario100 fr
That horrible slow realization Cap has before doubling down. Beautiful.
_"You feel like a GOOOOOOOOOOOD"_
Not even double down, he went from don't do drugs to and I quote "double fist that shit"
Hi to everyone who came back here cause snowflame
Still a better PSA than the one's I had to sit through in school.
Amen!
Describe it to us
@@1thedanfan949 the 90's live action kind.
@@bubbee9382 oh god
@@bubbee9382 DEAR GOD
Gosh I never thought about the fact that some superheroes got their powers from drugs so the idea of them doing an anti drug thing is actually pretty funny
Seeing as how they get super muscular I'm thinking steroids might fit the metaphor. 😂
There is a DC supervillain named 'Snowflame' who literally gets his powers from cocaine. Literally.
*SNOWFLAME* THE COCAINE POWERED SUPERVILLAIN is a real thing, and he's as strong as he sounds.
@@HerculesBallsInc "And now a public service announcement from _SNOOOOOOOWFLAAAAAAME!!!"_
@@danielbrant6740 COCAINE IS MY GOD AND I AM THE HUMAN INSTRUMENT OF ITS WILL
I've been making jokes about Captain America inadvertently influencing kids to do steroids ever since the first Captain America movie haha. Dude literally just got roided up and then took a shield to the warzone. Wasn't anything sci-fi or mysterious about it. "Hey kids, if you want to be like the Cap, just do drugs!"
Well, this is still pretty accurate to what happened. During WWII, pilots from either side of the conflict consumed anfetamines in order to improve their performance (there were even some advertisements). This, of course, blew them back since many of them ended up being addicts.
Yep and Wehrmacht soldiers would take copious amounts of amphetamines to stay mobile for several days during blitzkrieg
@@saintvanu403 They did it during the invasion of France but dropped it afterwards. It just caused too many problems.
the problem was not so much addiction as them being used excessively to put off rest.
just because you can keep a pilot awake for 3 days without sleep does not mean that pilots going to be in a state of mind he should be driveing, well anything let alone an aircraft
Pervatin, the Nazi's used mad amounts of methamphetamines in Russia.
@@saintvanu403
>Buys schkolade
>Looks inside
>Meth
Remember kids, That even if captain America doesn't shows any immediate effects, You might end up looking like Red Skull with just one use! It's different for everyone, but why risk it?
Well, I wanna win a Halloween costume game...
@@The-Ent1ty When using drugs, are you even sure if that competition is real?
@@felipecosta-kv2fx fuck it, I'll win both
Yeah ... Why risk it?
*Sees the bitches*
Why risk it...
That's why his nose fell off!?
"I just meet up with government officials."
"They're often undercover in the city."
I fucking lost it.
it's funny because it's often true that the vast majority of "drug dealers" are undercover narcs
“Or alternate forms of compensation”- oh, damn, Peggy’s rolling in her grave rn
She’s a pot head?
Peggy's grand-niece was the compensation.
Peggy watched Cap get pegged for cocaine.
@@BagheerathePanther whos the actress that portrayed her in civil war? She's kinda hot.
@@stephenkentperez7705Emily Vancamp is her name. Check out her GQ photoshoot when you have the chance (ideally not at work though haha)
2:09 i think hulk blinking in a Solid JJ awakened a new uncomfortable fear within me
Blinking Hulk isn’t real. Blinking Hulk can’t hurt you.
I love how instead of going the route of "um actually cap got his powers from a drug", they actually made an original joke out of it.
😂 yeah it was brilliant. Maybe superheros that got powers from super chemicals or drugs aren't the most ideal anti-drug PA actors.
If Snowflame is the supervillain powered by cocaine, it's only reasonable that there would exist a superhero powered by cocaine. That's just comic book logic 101.
But Snowflame is DC so not canon for the Avengers.
@@Psy500 Yeah but DC and Marvel often rip off one another and making only small changes such as flipping a character from good to evil or vice versa.
@@Eidolon1andOnly All the more reason for a hero to be powered by coke. "See? You have a _villain_ powered by cocaine, we have a _hero_ powered by cocaine! Totally different and legally distinct!"
@@benjaminoechsli1941 Exactly!
The cokes that opens the gates to hell also opens the gates to heaven
I cracked up when Hulk just blinked😂
2:08 Frankly, that's genius, JJ never disapoint! XD
so baffling even hulk is stunned
[Concerned blinking]
Best part of the video
I can imagine Hulk and Banner having an internal discussion about whether they should tell Steve the truth or not and agreeing on something for once: "No."
Cap doing coke was so obvious that the Hulk said is so normally. 1:34
I love how Cap's life comes shattering down around him so he just decides to go full nuclear meltdown at the end 😅
"Well if I'm a drug addict, I might as well go all in." - Cap
The implication that the drug super soldier serum is coke is amazing
Considering the Medicine of the Time? 1000% plausible.
Cap was raised on a steady diet of Alcohol, Lead Paint, and Cocaine.
It's honestly not far from the truth, the US government did tons of insane shit back in the day.
You know the chems in Fallout? Those are inspired by the US just giving people shit like meth for performance enhancement. Mentats are just straight up meth.
Well, there is this comicbook character called Snowflame who literally gains powers by snorting coke. I shit you not, look him up.
I mean this was back in the 1940's. So that would make sense.
@@Mate397 I have a feeling that comic book writers want to forget that hero existed.
2:30 this should be at the beginning of every arcade game.
😂
By the powers of William Sessions!
Funny thing is if Cap was in the DC comics universe he could legitimately claim Cocaine gives you superpowers because there actually IS someone in that universe by the name of Snowflame who got powers from Cocaine.
More like The Boys universe.
@@perce1veALL
achOOOOOooooooo!
The existence of a single character who gets superpowers from cocaine implies that there couĺd be millions of unknown latent superhumans who don't know their power because they haven't tried the right drug.
Moral of the story: Try them all, you never know if it could be the key to unlocking your powers!
YOU'LL FEEL LIKE A GOOOOOD
Doesn't cocaine melt or dissolve your nose ?
Snowflake or whoever is gonna have a hole where their nose is
Captain America is the perfect person for an anti-drug PSA. He's like a father figure to all of us or should I say, all twitter users.
But by definition he's a drug user
What does that mean?
Twitter users are fatherless
@@kanishkjaiswal5088 I know, that's the punchline.
@@JackdotC He's a good guy.
Iron Man being silent for moment after Captain America said that telling kids that taking drugs gives spider senses is a lie, makes me believe that Captain America isn't the only one with special problems
Iron man said that, "the last thing we need is drug dealers telling kids that if they do heroine they'll have spidey senses ok?"
Cap said, "well they wouldn't say that, that'd be lying."
As if the drug dealers have a problem with lying.
Cocaine comeback
Cocaine Comeback!
COCAINE COMEBACK!!
Radiation,drugs,basically the same thing
Iron Man: Remember kids, just say no to drugs and yes to hard liquor and beer.
To be fair he’s been off the sauce for years.
Tony Stark has absolutely done heroin.
"Demon in a bottle" comic disagrees
And remember what Thor says, always pick up random objects, you might get super powers
Hulk: Always be angry, it solves all your problems.
One of your finest works yet, dude. Please don’t ever stop making these
NO, stop! Make something else!
@@eugzo Why? What content do YOU want if you're don't like THIS?
@@GooberInternet ignore him, he's a troll.
I REALLY like some of the Pokemon ones:
"You have to catch god. You have to put god in a ball."
"That's your rival, my grandson. What's his name?"
"Aren't you even just a little bit curious what it looks like when a pokemon dies?"
Golden!
1:42 SPECIAL GOVERNMENT COKE 😂
"Government Coke" is hilarious :)
I mean… I’d try that 🤷♂️ 🤣
I wonder if that’s why they found that bag of it in the White House a couple years back 🤔
Also if you think that’s a joke, google it. That happened.
_"Every cell of my being _*_burns_*_ with white-hot ecstasy. _*_Cocaine_*_ is my god, and I am _*_the human instrument of its will!_*_ "_ - Snowflame, the best supervillain ever
I love how Thor says “that’s definitely cocaine” like a god
almost like he's a god or something
“Do drugs, you’ll feel like a god.” -the avengers
-Snowflame
You will not, however, smell like a god.
@@RedGenesectNinja *"MAY THIS FIRE BURN EVERLASTING! NOW I AM A TRUE GOD!"*
Dionises: indeed you will.
This is Thor and as an actual god I can confirm that doing drugs will in fact make you feel like a god
0:54 My goodness, I actually lost it completely here.
I love the sneaked inclusion of Hulk blinking his eyes in disbelief at Cap at one point during a video of still frames. It's a fun lil blink or miss it easter egg
One of the rare bits of animation from those old cartoons, taken from the opening titles.
It lasts like 3-4 seconds, you ain't missing that and it wasn't really "sneaked in".
@@MyVanir My man literally has the attention spam of 1 second, lol.
Captain America doing an anti drug PSA is like Batman telling kids to listen to there parents
Their*
@@casperryborg4869 listen here bucko
Batman: "First, find a reputable magician so that you can hold a proper séance. Do not, I repeat, *do not* hire a blond-haired Englishman named John Constantine. It never ends well...."
He does his PSA infront of his parents grave
@@MusicoftheDamned”Instead you should definitely hire Zatanna Zatar”.
Captain America is Marvel's snowflame
"YOU'LL FEEL LIKE A GOOOOOOOOOOOD!" the best line in the entire thing.
1:15 Meanwhile the Sentry's sitting offstage giving panicked side-eyes.
And over in DC, Snowflame is laughing.
If drugs really give you super powers, then Walter White must be the most powerful man alive
he IS the danger!
@@spitfire7170 HE'S the one who KNOCKS!
99.1% power
0.9% cancer
he is the on who supplies powers
As they say "the one who was the more addicted to meth never consumed it"
He has no idea about what he's doing but, his heart is at the right place.
Not for long
150 beats per minute
My 2 favorite lines in this video:
"Thor shut the fuck up"
"Do em do em all double fist that shit if it's coke or whatever you'll be a super hero you'll be like me you'll be cool your friends will like you your family will love you you'll feel like a *GOOOOOOOOOOOOD-* "
remember kids, captain America supports drugs
If it made by CIA.
Why not? They're winning the war.
If you snort it through a rolled up 5$ bill.
It’s a good day when JJ uploads
1 minute and 9 likes wow
No it's Friday
Don't like this it's at 69
It makes my life better.
Not like I've ever seen this comment before. 🙄
Captain America is snowflame confirmed
I mean if Steve did explain the super soldier serum, they’d think he was high
He is.
High on American spirit
@@davidhong1934 and there's nothing more american than shooting a man for extorting you in a drug deal.
@@davidhong1934 And there's nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world.
"Well ummm, let me try to explain the process. First I had to succumb to anti-torture training where they beat me. Then, they removed all of my clothing except my underwear and made me wade into a vat of chemicals that looked like they were boiling. Oh, once they locked me in this iron-maiden thing and soaked me with super serum. They told me that I was perfect for it because I had minimal negative traits that the serum would amplify such as aggression and greed, emotional things."
"So like... mood swings?" Tony.
"no, not like that, just, well, I wouldn't fly into a violent fit of rage or start trying to conquer the world and wouldn't go into depression... that sort of thing" cap.
"So... super mood swings" Tony
This did not go the way I expected and its brilliant because of it. Instead of shaming it Cap's owning and running with his situation.
Cap’s “It can’t be…” really sounds like the moment his fighting spirit slowly started to wither away… until he finally just gave up at the end 😰😔🤣
2:38 YOU'LL FEEL LIKE A GOOOD
I laughed so hard, I was wheezing.
So fun fact: there is a DC villain named Snowflame who got their powers directly through cocaine, and some marvel heroes like Cloak and Dagger both got theirs through drugs as well.
Well not from doing the Drugs themselves Tyrone and Tandy got kidnapped then got shot up their powers came after being experimented on so together they vowed to use their newfound powers against Drug related crime as Cloak and Dagger.
You watch hugbiees too I see
@@adambump5297 okay but snowflame the cocane powered supervillain doesn’t leave much for the imagination
@@firasabouzaki7805He even came back relatively recently with a new Miami Vice like look.
I learned about him from AT4W, where bad comics burn. He ended up moving in with Linkara and the gang.
Tbh it genuinely makes me wonder how Solid JJ's version of Cap got his powers when instead of the serum he has been taking coke all this time.
I've got a theory, Back then during the WW2 the govt operation *did* happen, Cap *did* get his powers from the serum, but after he was thawed out after decades, some drug dealers took advantage of Cap's unfamiliarity with the modern world to make him think that the drugs are actually some kind of new form of the super soldier serum and that he needs to get doses every once in a while, so this whole time he has been doing drugs when the drugs aren't even needed for his powers.
And if you think Cap being *this* gullible is a stretch, that's the best I got, I think we can let this pass cuz it's a parody we are talking about
coke already existed back then.
He did get special government coke initially, but the program was shut down following a scandal and cover up. Captain is on his own now, but it seems even street coke can sustain the effects if he keeps taking it. Maybe he has some special method of preparing the coke as well.
@@jeanremi8384 Oh, actually didnt know that 😅
But I think it can still work as in the dealers pretending that there was a scientific discovery that coke can help sustain the super serum
Since the US government approved the use of cocaine to treat headaches, the serum containing coke isn't even that farfetched... Cap being that gullible then, wouldn't be as farfetched either because he could know the original serum contained coke so dealers convincing him they were undercover agents the first few times would be plausible and once he was addicted he wouldn't even question it until the PSA incident... makes total sense. 😂
1:57 is such a beautiful frame of dumbstruck thor, i love it 😂
My old man overdosed last year. I hate that I can no longer enjoy cocaine-related humor without thinking about my beloved father's iconic blunder.
Life's silly sometimes...
1:08 Snowflame (the cocaine powered supervillain) lives on in our hearts
0:34 replace heroine with DMT, and that’s basically what joe rogan tells people
Or weed
The best part is that Cocaine giving Captain America actual superpowers totally fits with the canon.
Also people forget but Captain America was a test subject. There was a real chance he'd die.
I’m glad Cap is finally talking about it. That’s the first step to recovery.
Plot Twist: Those really are undercover government agents, and the bills Cap pays with are specially marked ones they supply to Cap to ensure it’s actually him getting serum, and the alternative forms of compensation are special missions Cap does on their behalf.
“And they give me the serum for-for cash” followed by utter silence and hulk just blinking had me fucking rolling 😂😂
Captain America is really representing his country in this one
Fun fact: Captain America once accidentally inhaled a shit ton of drugs, like a warehouse full, and it bonded to his serum making him permanently high
Did he ever stop being high.
What happens next?
@@vortech0581 They had to give him a blood transfusion to fix it so he became a normal albeit still strong human it became a whole story arc but eventually he got back to his old self with a new copy of the serum.
@Nero The Chosen Yep.
@@vortech0581 Hank Pym saves him by removing the serum from his body, which meant they had to replace all his blood depowering him. He would get his powers back and ditch his ugly power arnor after making a wish on the cosmic cube, in a story that implies he wished Bucky never died.
@@TupocalypseShakur so pym just happened to have a whole cabinet full of blood? seems totally normal imo
I wonder what an interaction between cap and snowflame would look like