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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
  • Hulk gets interviewed by Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor and will fight the good fight for good dental insurance
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  • @erikschwab6405
    @erikschwab6405 2 года назад +12871

    "I mean, we're probably fine, where's he even going to get a lawyer?"
    "HULK'S COUSIN IS LAWYER."
    "Well, crap."

    • @Ixarus6713
      @Ixarus6713 2 года назад +1184

      "Hulk is also lawyer in spare time, as well as Quantum Physicist, also Hulk have a doctorate in Biological Sciences and Theoretical Physics."
      "F*ck"
      "F*ck"
      "F*ck"

    • @justsomeguywithamask2784
      @justsomeguywithamask2784 2 года назад +151

      That is so true 😂

    • @acousticfacts
      @acousticfacts 2 года назад +328

      Hulk call saul

    • @collegerebel
      @collegerebel 2 года назад +104

      And then Tony hits on Jen.

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 2 года назад +58

      I hope they explore that in she hulk

  • @dreamwalking
    @dreamwalking 2 года назад +27506

    Hulk referring to "being Bruce Banner" as "his spare time" is hysterical to me.

    • @strawberrydingdong4097
      @strawberrydingdong4097 2 года назад +1652

      In the comics they're considered to be separate people. Even going as far as making it to where you can kill Bruce banner, but hulk survives. Hulk is basically immortal

    • @sadboygreggy
      @sadboygreggy 2 года назад +1042

      @@strawberrydingdong4097 _It’s like he’s some kind of Immortal Hulk or something._

    • @wontonschannel
      @wontonschannel 2 года назад +670

      @@sadboygreggy *They should write a story about that!*

    • @yobama6052
      @yobama6052 2 года назад +525

      @@wontonschannel *No that would never sell*

    • @XXXTentaclez
      @XXXTentaclez 2 года назад +62

      Omg this was awesome

  • @adamnielson42
    @adamnielson42 2 года назад +11046

    Poor Hulk. Glad he's going through the proper method to getting justice.

    • @adamnielson42
      @adamnielson42 2 года назад +42

      @flower has eatenfinally!!! I've been waiting years to get "smoothie rolled"!!! Thank you.

    • @toxdz_quack8466
      @toxdz_quack8466 2 года назад +28

      One problem: they didn't do anything wrong in terms of law. They are giving him a contract, but he doesn't sign it, which means he's refusing the job, and now he's suing them for not allowing to work without a contract that he did not sign despite having an opportunity

    • @ChimmneyMan
      @ChimmneyMan 2 года назад +111

      @@toxdz_quack8466 Though they didn’t help in his disability for writing

    • @DroppedMyMarbles
      @DroppedMyMarbles 2 года назад +168

      @@toxdz_quack8466 he has a physical disability preventing him from properly holding a pen, he isn't refusing to sign it, he is being rejected the basic accommodations as an excuse to not give him a fair shake. his disability does not affect the day to day operations of being an Avenger, and they even say the opposite. Hulk has a good case going for him tbh

    • @toxdz_quack8466
      @toxdz_quack8466 2 года назад +5

      @@DroppedMyMarbles can't they just refuse to hire someone?

  • @kiwi4058
    @kiwi4058 2 года назад +20003

    i like that even though he's mad about the unfair hiring practices, hulk still wishes a good day to the avengers. what a true gentleman

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 2 года назад +680

      Hulk knows what hulk like when angry. Hulk not want hurt hulk's case.

    • @russell_kowlski
      @russell_kowlski 2 года назад +75

      0:09

    • @samuellove9619
      @samuellove9619 2 года назад +50

      The incredulous Hulk

    • @DarkTemplarKain
      @DarkTemplarKain 2 года назад +61

      he's quite the credible hulk

    • @johnassal5838
      @johnassal5838 Год назад +70

      His cousin's a lawyer so he knows he can go all World War on them in the courtroom...

  • @SpykeMH
    @SpykeMH 2 года назад +6796

    "In spare time" kills me. Being a nuclear physicist is just a hobby to him.

    • @andrewgreeb916
      @andrewgreeb916 2 года назад +363

      Imagine being so successful you can use your expensive doctorate in spare time

    • @Hillthugsta
      @Hillthugsta 2 года назад +85

      Well...Hulk isn't Hulk all the time, right?

    • @jackanddienesdivorcepapers5347
      @jackanddienesdivorcepapers5347 2 года назад +149

      Well his body is a nuclear reactor so he kind of has to be

    • @rafagd
      @rafagd 2 года назад +71

      Everything is only a hobby when your job is to smash

    • @ChamnBees
      @ChamnBees 2 года назад +40

      @@jackanddienesdivorcepapers5347 maybe Godzilla needs a doctorate too, just in case of

  • @PlebNC
    @PlebNC 2 года назад +69904

    "Hulk will see you in court" is terrifying because Hulk doesn't think he can smash you harder than the justice system.

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 2 года назад +6971

      That and his cousin's a very good lawyer.
      Imagine the legal fees.

    • @wackypenguin94
      @wackypenguin94 2 года назад +3899

      Technically, he litterally screws all three over, iron man gets all his stuff taken away and his money, Thor won't win the case, probably ends up not able to come back to earth, and captain America looses his shield.

    • @edenengland1883
      @edenengland1883 2 года назад +2549

      Hulk knows smash will hurt now, but law will hurt forever.

    • @kaidothedrunkard
      @kaidothedrunkard 2 года назад +972

      Hulk's secret Super Power: *Suing the enemy to death and taking everything they own.*

    • @coster812
      @coster812 2 года назад +592

      He is also a professional and will not smash without proper compensation

  • @devexx8105
    @devexx8105 2 года назад +16999

    Hulk speaks facts every time.

    • @pascal_case
      @pascal_case 2 года назад +37

      and so do you

    • @LegacyComics100
      @LegacyComics100 2 года назад +114

      Hulk is Based, Hulk once smacked Enchantress after she called him a horse.
      Also, When Captain Carol was beating him down over and over until she got tired, all that Hulk said with a relaxed look on his face is “feel better,” before launching her into orbit!
      Finally, Hulk will force you to pay your taxes!

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 года назад +5

      Lol.

    • @alejandropuma6734
      @alejandropuma6734 2 года назад +14

      Well, he is always, in fact, smashing

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 2 года назад +39

      Right. Like, remember that time when he said “Hulk smash!” and then he smashed several things? Or that one time he said “Hulk smash!” and then smashed *lots of* things? He’s a very honest man.

  • @AngryNerdBird
    @AngryNerdBird 2 года назад +26528

    "C'mon guys, where's he even gonna find a lawyer?"
    "Hulk's cousin is lawyer."
    "Shit."

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 2 года назад +4285

      "Cousin She-Hulk is civil and criminal defense attorney. Cousin She-Hulk says hulk has strong case for unfair and discriminatory hiring practices."

    • @maximuffin6395
      @maximuffin6395 2 года назад +3100

      @@Outlaw7263 *Nods in lack of voice actress*

    • @cyandeoidre2375
      @cyandeoidre2375 2 года назад +302

      @@maximuffin6395 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Год назад +250

      @@maximuffin6395
      This is gold, XD

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Год назад +310

      The fact that She Hulk is a lawyer is brilliant

  • @sadrat5375
    @sadrat5375 2 года назад +8559

    "Why Hulk throw shield when Hulk throw semi-truck" What a gorgeous, well-crafted line

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 2 года назад +289

      Iron man: "because it might explode"
      hulk: "that bad thing?""
      IM: "yes hulk"
      hulk: "Okay, hulk throw building instead!"

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 2 года назад +82

      @@nathanielbass771 Hulk: Throws the planet

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 2 года назад +93

      @@lolasdm6959 Hulk's greatest feat In strenght to date are:
      - Holding two tectonic plates together. (So a good chunk of a planet)
      - Destroying all life on a planet when he clashed fists with She-Rulk. (So he's a semi-planer burster)
      - Exorcized the One Below All away by clapping.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 2 года назад +25

      @@mqfii8992 absolute bad ass, honestly Avengers should just become THE Avenger

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 2 года назад +18

      @Vongola Atzi Toon Force isn't accounted for In these scenarios, because these characters mold reality into their favor.

  • @panda4510
    @panda4510 2 года назад +8854

    “Hulk will see you in court” is objectively hilarious

    • @duskthegamer4129
      @duskthegamer4129 2 года назад +278

      she hulk is a lawyer so I bet he has a good chance of winning

    • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
      @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 2 года назад +172

      He should’ve said before that “Hulk have cousin who is lawyer”.

    • @justinarzola5782
      @justinarzola5782 2 года назад +50

      His cousins a lawyer so he will
      win the case easy.

    • @Randomyoutuber-4831
      @Randomyoutuber-4831 2 года назад +55

      @@duskthegamer4129 I mean it is she hulk, she’s one of the best lawyers in the marvel universe; right up there with Matt Murdock.

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 года назад +2

      Lol.

  • @charlielomanto3177
    @charlielomanto3177 2 года назад +19119

    Love how Iron Man doesn’t get bothered until he finds out Hulk has a PHD.

  • @loooptylooops7067
    @loooptylooops7067 2 года назад +2169

    1:58 I like how iron Man, a marvel character, casually mentions that the teen titans are looking for members

    • @Fritz_A.
      @Fritz_A. Год назад +116

      Wait a Minute.

    • @loooptylooops7067
      @loooptylooops7067 Год назад +74

      @@Fritz_A. Something ain't right

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming Год назад +88

      It didn't sit right when I first heard it, but took a minute to fully register.

    • @yisraelaufrichtig6742
      @yisraelaufrichtig6742 Год назад +44

      Stan Lee made a cameo in a Teen Titans Go! movie

    • @mousermind
      @mousermind Год назад +1

      @@yisraelaufrichtig6742 We don't talk about that trash here...

  • @thomasraines1396
    @thomasraines1396 2 года назад +2698

    The quiet “will sue for unfair hiring practices” was unexpected but hilarious.

    • @morphingninja
      @morphingninja 2 года назад +38

      Well, She-Hulk is a Lawyer...

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 Месяц назад

      @@morphingninjaI’m pretty sure considered one of the best in Marvel, she even argued against the Living Tribunal if I’m remembering right, Hulk’s going to win the case.

    • @DillsArtThing
      @DillsArtThing Месяц назад

      Yes. You just described comedy.

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 Месяц назад

      @@DillsArtThing fascinating.

  • @SeaGoingLizabeth
    @SeaGoingLizabeth 2 года назад +29318

    "why hulk throw shield if hulk can throw semi-truck"
    This guy really does have a PHD.

    • @i_garfed_on_the_carpet
      @i_garfed_on_the_carpet 2 года назад +651

      Why throw shield when you could just run and punch?

    • @i-lack-creativity
      @i-lack-creativity 2 года назад +586

      Why hulk throw semi truck when hulk can throw nuclear bombs

    • @azure-cladassassin5425
      @azure-cladassassin5425 2 года назад +393

      It'd probably be pretty funny but also pretty damn deadly if Hulk just yeeted a disk of solid vibranium about.

    • @Somerandomguy2763
      @Somerandomguy2763 2 года назад

      @@i-lack-creativity he will die

    • @boxinabox6608
      @boxinabox6608 2 года назад

      @Mr. Meeseekes How are you guy-with-no-qualifications-or-purpose-in-life?

  • @littlebird5999
    @littlebird5999 2 года назад +11939

    Fun fact, the Hulk was originally meant to still be perfectly smart, just had a hard time communicating. He wasn't prone to impulsive violence or anything like that, he was just generally stereotyped as the big strong scary guy. He was just dumbed down over time due to the exact stereotype he was originally a statement on. Kinda the same effect as homer simpson going from typical dad to d'oh dolt.

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 года назад +83

      Okay.

    • @guilhermecaetano9538
      @guilhermecaetano9538 2 года назад +896

      Another Fun fact: With The beast of x Men It was the opposity. He bom as a strong but dumb character and ending being the beast that ele know and love!

    • @radical_rat
      @radical_rat 2 года назад +497

      I mean, in like his second or third issue he explicitly states he wants to "conquer the human world." He's got a degree of intelligence, sure, but still very much prone to impulsive violence until Bruce gets a better handle on things.

    • @Cra-b
      @Cra-b 2 года назад +515

      at this point i dont even think it was just by stereotype, it was a nerf just so he cannot make his enemies cry by either him saying facts or beating their skulls into solid concrete.

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 2 года назад +294

      I believe it is what TV Tropes calls "Flanderisation"
      Originally, The Hulk was essentially Mr. Hyde to Bruce Banner's Dr. Jeckyl. But like you said, due to him being a comic book character and you sell to the peanut gallery where all the kids are (since, you know, it's a comic book), it wasn't any surprise that Hulk became Flanderised pretty quickly.
      It's kinda like how Giallos from the late 60's through the late 70's were essentially visually stylised murder mysteries (Sherlock Holmes with flair), which was even boiled down to it's further essence into the Slasher genre, which had a basic mystery enough to setup the unique kills and get to the nitty gritty.

  • @joelinbrown9792
    @joelinbrown9792 2 года назад +228

    We need a sequel to this with she-hulk being his lawyer, but she doesn’t talk the entire time and still wins

  • @nory9939
    @nory9939 2 года назад +19692

    That ending tho. Hulk with Bruce's intelligence is something else.

  • @shadowki5687
    @shadowki5687 2 года назад +1549

    Ironman: why do you even wanna work here anyways hulk?
    Hulk: you think stretchable no-rip pants grow on trees?

    • @justinarzola5782
      @justinarzola5782 2 года назад +169

      Hulk needs to pay insurance for smashing some cars.

    • @Saiyza
      @Saiyza 2 года назад +151

      @@justinarzola5782 "Do Avengers not pay for damages? Hulk smell class-action lawsuit"

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 года назад +6

      Lmao.

    • @juliiju0484
      @juliiju0484 2 года назад +56

      Fun fact: in the Avengers: EMH cartoon, Tony Stark gives Banner special pants that suit his transformations, thus saving him a lot of money

    • @mitchhaelann9215
      @mitchhaelann9215 2 года назад +25

      Economy tank. Hulk too proud to flip burgers.

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 2 года назад +11109

    Suing the Avengers is actually a pretty good move on Hulk's part considering who his cousin is

    • @robertwyatt3912
      @robertwyatt3912 2 года назад +379

      TRUE.

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 2 года назад +885

      She-Hulk is a good lawyer

    • @adamnielson42
      @adamnielson42 2 года назад +707

      If they knew who his cousin was they'd probably let him in instantly. Iron Man would be begging to sleep with She-Hulk lol.

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 года назад +1

      @@adamnielson42 She would break him in half

    • @romanticmonkey
      @romanticmonkey 2 года назад +244

      @@adamnielson42 as would most men😂

  • @dmgroberts5471
    @dmgroberts5471 Год назад +220

    "Hulk will see you in court" is one of the most hilarious lines I've ever heard.

    • @Weirdman20
      @Weirdman20 Год назад +11

      I'm kinda scared by that one. Imagine you pissed off the Hulk and instead of turning you into Heinz ketchup with his fists or smashing you in the ground, he just wants to see you in court.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Год назад +8

      @@Weirdman20 Yeah, he _could_ splat you, but he's decided that would be too quick. Instead, he's going to put you through a court appearance.

    • @Weirdman20
      @Weirdman20 Год назад +6

      @@dmgroberts5471 That is terrifying and *very* hilarious.

  • @IamIK3
    @IamIK3 2 года назад +3132

    The voice overs are great and all but it’s the writing that’s the best part of these videos to me.

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 года назад +6

      Indeed.

    • @oluwagbayi.8476
      @oluwagbayi.8476 2 года назад +2

      Igbo King 🔥

    • @theweirdochannel8735
      @theweirdochannel8735 2 года назад +1

      Hulk will sue you.

    • @ortiz5475
      @ortiz5475 2 года назад +1

      The voice overs are honestly very mediocre. Most of his characters sound the same, but yes the writing is amazing and more than makes up for it.

    • @dataniller9746
      @dataniller9746 2 года назад +1

      @@ortiz5475 I need to take that with a grain of salt

  • @wamuuthepoleperson168
    @wamuuthepoleperson168 2 года назад +8984

    Tony: "just sign right here."
    Hulk: "give hulk one moment"
    *hulk turns back into bruce*
    Bruce: "and signed."
    Tony: "MOTHERFU-"

    • @primejourney946
      @primejourney946 2 года назад +452

      I WAS JUST THINKING THIS XD

    • @isopodslug6365
      @isopodslug6365 2 года назад +340

      I honestly was expecting that to happen

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 2 года назад +333

      @Mcheetah Bruce banner: (invents glove to allow hulk to wright then turns into hulk)
      Hulk: wanna try that again?

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 2 года назад +133

      @Mcheetah That would be a good fit before the whole "Hulk is suing" part.

    • @blizzardfog9501
      @blizzardfog9501 2 года назад +38

      @@Anonymous-hx3pu captain america: I'm confused, why did Bruce had to since it but not hulk?

  • @matthew3009
    @matthew3009 Год назад +88

    If you showed a random person a picture of the avengers and asked them which one was a nuclear physicist, I wonder how many would know it was hulk.

    • @shahidjamil7087
      @shahidjamil7087 17 дней назад +8

      Of course it'd be the green man. Everyone knows Tony Stark is an engineer.

  • @hautakleightontam771
    @hautakleightontam771 2 года назад +18324

    Hulk CAN write, it's just unreadable because he's got gorilla fingers and a doctorate. That's why he's called 'The Illegible Hulk'.

    • @alexandrefigs
      @alexandrefigs 2 года назад +147

      Lmao

    • @user-np2xl4qk4w
      @user-np2xl4qk4w 2 года назад +119

      Why would the doctorate make his writing unreadable?

    • @BIoxby
      @BIoxby 2 года назад +744

      @@user-np2xl4qk4w you know how "doctors" have illegible writing?
      yeah, that's what the commenter meant

    • @retrowave69
      @retrowave69 2 года назад +71

      @@user-np2xl4qk4w r/woosh

    • @Mrs._Fenc
      @Mrs._Fenc 2 года назад +27

      @@retrowave69 u forgot the h

  • @groundbreaker91
    @groundbreaker91 2 года назад +12398

    "Also, Thor needs thesaurus." Love how underhanded that line delivery is. Hulk firing shots.

    • @Transfixed
      @Transfixed 2 года назад +362

      A Thorsaurus

    • @undeadhound3402
      @undeadhound3402 2 года назад +160

      NAY I SAY TO YOU!

    • @inigo-montoya
      @inigo-montoya 2 года назад +141

      What's a thesaurus?

    • @TheMIBlack
      @TheMIBlack 2 года назад +71

      @@inigo-montoya are you serious?

    • @2killmaster
      @2killmaster 2 года назад +244

      @@inigo-montoya dammit Spidey, that spider bite took a toll on you.

  • @pharaohbubbles1547
    @pharaohbubbles1547 2 года назад +4392

    Damn, even with a PHD, Hulk still can't get a decent paying job

    • @scruffythejanitor1969
      @scruffythejanitor1969 2 года назад +346

      More common than you'd think. I had a cousin with one that kept getting rejected for jobs for being "Over qualified." The only jobs she wanted to do that she was "qualified" for were teaching (she wasn't interested), directors jobs (not enough experience), or waiting for a specific position to open up at one of about 4 companies. Took her 18 months to find a job.

    • @uzundeprem5743
      @uzundeprem5743 2 года назад +59

      Just like real life xdddzx

    • @ninjatortise8958
      @ninjatortise8958 2 года назад +15

      Degrees are worthless, the real money's in NFTs

    • @lclevivadakushan3778
      @lclevivadakushan3778 2 года назад +208

      @@ninjatortise8958 Nice joke

    • @methatis3013
      @methatis3013 2 года назад +134

      @@ninjatortise8958 I sincerely hope you are being sarcastic

  • @kinto6845
    @kinto6845 2 года назад +866

    "Thor needs thesaurus"
    "More cost effective then jet fule"
    He really dose have a PhD

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia Год назад +16

      "Jet Fule" XD

    • @linyenchin6773
      @linyenchin6773 Год назад +9

      *than jet fuel.
      Hulk isn't stupid so he doesn't confuse then for than, he knows when to use which.

    • @Kobanermani
      @Kobanermani Год назад +7

      “Why hulk throw shield when hulk throw semi truck” make that a PhD^2

    • @HolyChad
      @HolyChad 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@linyenchin6773yes he is good at not switching the term vocabulary when it calls for sentence

  • @bankruptedwizard1413
    @bankruptedwizard1413 2 года назад +3411

    "Hulk will see you in court. Good day to you all."
    That is the most threatening thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Год назад +168

      Knowing that Hulk’s cousin, She-Hulk, is a lawyer who I heard also sued Tony before…
      Yea Tony isn’t getting out of this.

    • @WakeUpToReality...
      @WakeUpToReality... Год назад +37

      The Litigious Hulk

    • @toniotrussardi8126
      @toniotrussardi8126 Год назад +47

      @@Zack_Zander and lets not forget the family bond factor i think jen wouldnt be happy knowing ppl were screwing with her cousin that saved her life and gave her awesome powers

    • @onerandombruh
      @onerandombruh Год назад

      @@Zack_Zander so basically, they're fucked.

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 Год назад +8

      Holy shit, you're right!

  • @baransevim3969
    @baransevim3969 2 года назад +84764

    The Credible Hulk. He defeats his foes with facts and logic.

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 2 года назад +1019

    "Why Hulk throw shield when Hulk throw semi-truck?"
    Hulk wrecked Steve with that one.

    • @ixrer
      @ixrer 2 года назад +67

      destroyed with facts and logic... and also a semi-truck.

    • @romansionis2470
      @romansionis2470 2 года назад +13

      @Mcheetah Also Semi-Truck can't come back like the shield

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 2 года назад +10

      @@romansionis2470 that's why hulk grabs another semi truck, or a car

    • @joseguadalupemartineztorre9702
      @joseguadalupemartineztorre9702 2 года назад +6

      Puny man throw most expensive shield at people, hulk throw cars and open parking spots. Thor needs for weapon and to fly, hulk is nuclear weapon and jump. Tin man in expensive armor and very smart with lots of money, hulk has PHD too and cars and semi trucks are less than tin suit

    • @debatebattle
      @debatebattle 2 года назад +3

      @@joseguadalupemartineztorre9702 Thor has lightning and hammer and is more durable than hulk plus Thor can't get sued cause he doesn't have money in the first place.

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 2 года назад +148

    I love that Thor sounds like he’s yelling from the bottom of a well

    • @MRNentertainment7122
      @MRNentertainment7122 5 месяцев назад +9

      I think that's Comic Thor in a nutshell, especially in Shakespearean

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 2 года назад +3216

    You wouldn't like to see him when he has his lawyer.

    • @pahrum
      @pahrum 2 года назад +4

      hello

    • @isopodslug6365
      @isopodslug6365 2 года назад +11

      lawyer smash

    • @rs6000_
      @rs6000_ 2 года назад +25

      Hulk call Saul

    • @EpicNerdsWithCameras
      @EpicNerdsWithCameras 2 года назад +29

      If his lawyer is who I think it is, I think I'd very much like to see her.

    • @marcus7984
      @marcus7984 2 года назад +1

      He did meet an Ace Attorney before

  • @ingen_nate_kenny6588
    @ingen_nate_kenny6588 2 года назад +8400

    I found “More cost effective than jet fuel”way funnier than I should have. Such an absurd thing to say.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +329

      He has a PhD, after all. He's quite educated.

    • @vikstar123.4
      @vikstar123.4 2 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/wnMjbZStEe8/видео.html
      its finally here Yes

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 2 года назад +112

      I found a jetpack in a post apocalyptic survival video game that recharged after each jump, and it saved me literal tons of in-game fuel as opposed to trying to drive all over the map to farm for resources. This comment seems far more sensible and less absurd to me after that experience. XD

    • @wayneism
      @wayneism 2 года назад +13

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 And yet, he can't even write.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +63

      @@wayneism Get him a pen as big as a ruler, and he'd have a chance.

  • @johnc._9822
    @johnc._9822 2 года назад +25507

    The ending is twice as funny when you consider that She-Hulk, his cousin, is a lawyer.

    • @jack-exzolt9858
      @jack-exzolt9858 2 года назад +3129

      And she has successfully sued Tony twice.

    • @BLACK_KNIGHT_PRODUCTIONS
      @BLACK_KNIGHT_PRODUCTIONS 2 года назад +789

      @@jack-exzolt9858 for Real?!???!!!!!!?! Man Tony has bad luck today.

    • @jack-exzolt9858
      @jack-exzolt9858 2 года назад +1390

      @@BLACK_KNIGHT_PRODUCTIONS Thing is, Tony is really REALLY bad at picking his lawyers. He just always ends up just paying his fines and dues.

    • @BLACK_KNIGHT_PRODUCTIONS
      @BLACK_KNIGHT_PRODUCTIONS 2 года назад +821

      @@jack-exzolt9858so the genius who fought celestials and created the God buster, can't get away from paying fines and always picks the worst lawyers...... I know power scalers hate these inconsistencies but for me they are super funny.

    • @jack-exzolt9858
      @jack-exzolt9858 2 года назад +650

      @@BLACK_KNIGHT_PRODUCTIONS well genius doesn't equate to decisive. You can build a Celestial-killing armor, but nothing can save you from one bad decision to another.
      Because by the end of the day, Tony's still bound to human society, he's not above the law when it's convenient to him.

  • @Crurned
    @Crurned 2 года назад +319

    My head canon says this should have been the best intro ever for a She-Hulk TV series. Have Hulk as a variant in another dimension actually volunteering in the Avengers, they turning down the offer, and Bruce ends up suing them with his cousin Jennifer representing him in court. Panic ensues at the hearing day with their rogue gallery attacking, fill from there.

  • @indifference6004
    @indifference6004 2 года назад +11021

    I love how this implies that he got a PhD without writing.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +2096

      He got it in his "spare time" as Bruce Banner, who is physically capable of writing. Give Hulk a huge pen and big boy could probably do fine.

    • @ManusiaKagakRusuh
      @ManusiaKagakRusuh 2 года назад +303

      why writing when you can just typing ...

    • @prettyboyjeremy
      @prettyboyjeremy 2 года назад +315

      Bruce Banner is the writer and genius
      Hulk probably never bothered to write because then he'd just turn back into Bruce banner ergo writing as the hulk is unnecessary

    • @chestnut4860
      @chestnut4860 2 года назад +75

      I mean I now he got educated when he could write but that never stopped steven hawking from eyelid to speeching his way into fame.

    • @passive_catalyst6793
      @passive_catalyst6793 2 года назад +15

      @@ManusiaKagakRusuh how do you type a signature

  • @looniemoonie5955
    @looniemoonie5955 2 года назад +3516

    It becomes even funnier when you remember that his cousine She-Hulk is a great lawyer.

    • @ShadowFox0324
      @ShadowFox0324 2 года назад +349

      ....Well shit
      Hulk's gonna own the tower from now on

    • @aboriginite
      @aboriginite 2 года назад +137

      @@ShadowFox0324 it's ok, tony can just buy another one

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 2 года назад +219

      Hulk take half of Avengers assets!
      Hulk sue!

    • @joegun4259
      @joegun4259 2 года назад +40

      If there's a part 2 I would like to see she hulk as hulk laywer

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 2 года назад +5

      True

  • @larrylaffer3246
    @larrylaffer3246 2 года назад +2619

    There's a reason he's called "The Incredible Hulk". He's incredibly smart that's why. Having incredible strength too helps matters. Brain and brawn if you will.

    • @justinarzola5782
      @justinarzola5782 2 года назад +43

      He got incredible stretchy pants too.

    • @lazerstudios9982
      @lazerstudios9982 2 года назад +15

      I think you mean "The Credible Hulk".

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 2 года назад

      What comic did you ever read? 🙄

    • @dmoneystop-motionstudios6284
      @dmoneystop-motionstudios6284 2 года назад

      @@kanedaku did you not get the joke?

    • @burgrz_tasty1237
      @burgrz_tasty1237 2 года назад

      @@kanedaku the one where he was Mr. fixit after he was poisoned, still very strong but maintaining his intellect as well

  • @herbert4775
    @herbert4775 Год назад +41

    **Black Widow shares her opinion in lack of voice actress**

    • @OsinakiKun
      @OsinakiKun 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂

    • @All2Meme
      @All2Meme 5 месяцев назад

      Black Widow likes it when Hulk Smash!

  • @eddiehyman3289
    @eddiehyman3289 2 года назад +881

    “By the looks of him, Thor assumes it is for thy dental” is such an underrated line lol

    • @Guimhj
      @Guimhj Год назад +1

      Had to watch it again just for that lmao

    • @trainwreck6791
      @trainwreck6791 Год назад +1

      Read that as denial the first time lol

    • @Nimmy69420
      @Nimmy69420 10 месяцев назад

      @@trainwreck6791 same

    • @randommf3549
      @randommf3549 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂

    • @profuse101
      @profuse101 6 месяцев назад +1

      This one had me in stitches 😂

  • @cameroncuss3920
    @cameroncuss3920 2 года назад +2514

    I don't know why but hearing hulk say "more cost effective then jet fuel" is the best thing ever

    • @jong-jongspeaks4224
      @jong-jongspeaks4224 2 года назад +31

      He has PhD.

    • @AlechiaTheWitch
      @AlechiaTheWitch 2 года назад +9

      It true tho

    • @Selzor
      @Selzor Год назад +13

      @@jong-jongspeaks4224 he is nuclear physicist in spare time

    • @birdmcturd1626
      @birdmcturd1626 Год назад +10

      Banner/Hulk is canonically a cheap scape,it’s why he has the purple shorts (they were just on sale that day)

    • @allah___maadarchod
      @allah___maadarchod Год назад

      Iron Man doesn't use jet fuel. Hulk's Nuclear Physicist PhD brain can't decode that? I think his neurones are lagging.

  • @comicfan1324
    @comicfan1324 2 года назад +6480

    Hulk: “Hulk also help create time travel.”
    Iron Man: “Well I’m the one that perfected it.”
    Hulk: “From MY notes.”

    • @OnlyKarlos
      @OnlyKarlos 2 года назад +428

      Iron Man got the patent because Hulk can't write

    • @poorsoul8492
      @poorsoul8492 2 года назад +79

      actually this is partly true because it was kims work, but yeah still funny haha

    • @imsippinteainyocomments6133
      @imsippinteainyocomments6133 2 года назад +10

      i thought it was Scott Langs notes?

    • @bazooga242
      @bazooga242 2 года назад +8

      From Hulk's notes*

    • @dhavalghone9398
      @dhavalghone9398 2 года назад +2

      Sounds like a Rosalind Franklin-Watson and Crick situation

  • @yektadragon9965
    @yektadragon9965 2 года назад +46

    "Hulk not stupid.
    Hulk just angry."

  • @bluespherestudios8702
    @bluespherestudios8702 2 года назад +521

    I don't know why but "Hulk will see you in court." is somehow even more scary than his normal catchphrase.

    • @s.h2768
      @s.h2768 2 года назад +60

      Since his cousin is a 1st rate lawyer, it will definitely be more threatening than just beating them up

    • @Roboprogs
      @Roboprogs 2 года назад +4

      Trial by combat. Oh, missed the venue? 🤪

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 2 года назад +29

      It's because his cousin Jennifer/She-Hulk is a lawyer. So then you'd have to deal with *two* Hulks.

    • @SapoWeonN300
      @SapoWeonN300 2 года назад +23

      @@johnnygyro2295 Two hulks with a Phd

    • @DaveTex2375
      @DaveTex2375 2 года назад +6

      Makes you feel Hulk is playing dumb and let the mask slip.

  • @SuperiorGothBun
    @SuperiorGothBun 2 года назад +4965

    Fun fact: Despite being a founding Avenger, Hulk left the team in the second issue and never rejoined fully until decades later due to the MCU. Every other occasion had him as a temporary member or assisting

    • @shep6489
      @shep6489 2 года назад +297

      Even when he was a member he spent most of the time fighting the team lol

    • @CrownMe13
      @CrownMe13 2 года назад +131

      @Boom bow Hulk and Banner both

    • @flightlesslord2688
      @flightlesslord2688 2 года назад +65

      @Boom bow understandable tbh

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 2 года назад +31

      So that’s why he was barely in the mcu

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 2 года назад +37

      @Boom bow I mean he’s not wrong

  • @masonfaraday9020
    @masonfaraday9020 2 года назад +3947

    The fact that Hulk threatens to sue shows that you shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover. Hulk may be primal and he loves to Smash, but he’s smart enough to know that beating up the Avengers for being unfair to him will be bad for him both legally and publicly. Very smart move, Dr. Banner/Hulk!

    • @Tristan_00715
      @Tristan_00715 2 года назад +56

      he loves to SMASH

    • @yolticxd2587
      @yolticxd2587 2 года назад +29

      @@Tristan_00715 especially betty ross

    • @itsinviscitellal
      @itsinviscitellal 2 года назад +9

      Dr Hulk*

    • @masonfaraday9020
      @masonfaraday9020 2 года назад

      @@itsinviscitellal I said that

    • @itsinviscitellal
      @itsinviscitellal 2 года назад +8

      @@masonfaraday9020 sorry I did mean to add the * I meant he could be called Doctor Hulk because in the latest appearance he was both at the same time

  • @101damnations7
    @101damnations7 Год назад +80

    I like to believe that this Hulk is fully capable of writing, since he seems very aware of and understanding of all his previous knowledge as Bruce Banner, but that since becoming Hulk in the canon of the JJ series his fingers became too big to effectively use pencils and thus has just not practiced in however long it’s been

    • @amaruqlonewolf3350
      @amaruqlonewolf3350 Год назад +11

      You do realize that his inability to write comes from not being able to hold a tiny pencil with his massive hands, and not from illiteracy?

  • @connorhealy3562
    @connorhealy3562 2 года назад +904

    “Wait, if you already have a PHD then what do you need this job for???”
    “Hulk no get tenure. Smashed committee chairman’s car. Had to pay for damages.”

    • @namedindividual3131
      @namedindividual3131 2 года назад +3

      lmao

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 2 года назад +74

      On an alternate universe: "Hulk no job because Hulk apparently overqualified. Hulk got high paying jobs wanting him. Hulk not experienced enough, so Hulk reject them."

    • @mitchhaelann9215
      @mitchhaelann9215 2 года назад +68

      Hulk nuclear physicist in spare time. Economy downturned. Hulk not green enough for green energy. Hulk too proud to flip burgers, think Avengers need help with radioactive space bugs.

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 2 года назад +19

      @@mitchhaelann9215 "Hulk now thinking deeply. Huh, Hulk think we should use radioactive space bugs as cattle and fuel."

    • @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69
      @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 2 года назад +6

      @@mitchhaelann9215 I don't think he's too proud to flip burgers. If he flips a burger, Superman would have a snack falling from the sky.
      Dude flips burgers so hard he sends them to a different fictional continuity.

  • @swordkingx4874
    @swordkingx4874 2 года назад +1959

    I like to imagine when Hulk leaves saying good day, he puts on a hat and trench coat.

    • @KB-jr9bd
      @KB-jr9bd 2 года назад +105

      Joe Fixit starts fronting

    • @abigails4088
      @abigails4088 2 года назад +160

      steps out the door, pulls out an Iphone and carefully dials She-Hulk's number
      "Hulk have case of lifetime for you, cousin!"

    • @Chris_Sizemore
      @Chris_Sizemore 2 года назад +44

      What? Now the Hulk is taking fashion tips from the Thing? Then Hulk and Thing will team up to open a tailor shop for the Very Big and Ripped with all of the lawsuit money?

    • @Chris_Sizemore
      @Chris_Sizemore 2 года назад +41

      @@abigails4088 I can imagine the Hulk has a list of superhero groups to interview with. Now he is suing the Avengers, Fantastic Four, the Defenders and the X-men for "unfair hiring practices."

    • @angelodavidmarabolivarela9505
      @angelodavidmarabolivarela9505 Год назад +3

      @@Chris_Sizemore this sounds amazing

  • @trollparadox9371
    @trollparadox9371 2 года назад +17149

    Actually not only is the Hulk able to read and write, he is actually incredibly proficient at doing so. Not only was he able to put together an excellent doctoral thesis on Nuclear Physics in order to garner his PhD but his ability to correctly cite and format to APA standards has lended him the nickname "The Credible Hulk".
    You don't want to make him angry, because he will back up his arguments with cites, sources and peer-reviewed studies.

    • @grantflippin7808
      @grantflippin7808 2 года назад +886

      Nah, his hands are just too big to hold a pencil

    • @thedbdentity2102
      @thedbdentity2102 2 года назад +601

      He just has sausage fingers and he writes like a doctor

    • @AlechiaTheWitch
      @AlechiaTheWitch 2 года назад +98

      @@grantflippin7808 human form

    • @nicholaswhitman4620
      @nicholaswhitman4620 2 года назад +275

      Hulk will absolutely smash you in the marketplace of ideas

    • @CaveraGamerzZ
      @CaveraGamerzZ 2 года назад +151

      The credible Hulk could be a TV show about a lying Hulk that learns to be honest throughout the show

  • @volumist
    @volumist Год назад +42

    "Robot man, you better call Saul"

  • @mqfii8992
    @mqfii8992 2 года назад +2075

    Fun fact: If for some reason you can't sign a document, IE being illiterate or not having the necessary limbs to write, you can sign off via alternative means, such as a handprint or with a witness signing for you (like She-Hulk).
    But then again, this Hulk most likely knows about this, but decided to sue them with a fair cause as a power move.

    • @promiatey7520
      @promiatey7520 2 года назад +270

      Now I can't stop thinking of Hulk straight up slapping that document and leaving handprint the size of a whole paper

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 2 года назад

      Hulk: I could get this job, but I'd rather see you bitches suffer through court.

    • @meok3848
      @meok3848 2 года назад +73

      @@promiatey7520 Probably bigger than the whole paper

    • @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69
      @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 2 года назад +61

      @@meok3848 His thumb alone almost covers the entire paper...

    • @sargentsteve7148
      @sargentsteve7148 2 года назад +71

      They thought they did hulk dirty
      Little did they know they made hulk do them dirty

  • @gavinlamp5426
    @gavinlamp5426 2 года назад +4492

    Iron Man: "Just sign here. You can write, right?"
    Hulk: *Scribbles*
    Iron Man: "This isn't a signature, Hulk. There are no words."
    Hulk: "Hulk Doctor, this how Doctors sign prescriptions."
    Iron Man: 😐
    Captain America: "I mean....he's got a point."

    • @FoereaperGaming
      @FoereaperGaming 2 года назад +148

      I've got a theory that Dr's right bad on purpose because they don't know how to spell all those prescriptions.

    • @foxman105
      @foxman105 2 года назад +268

      @@FoereaperGaming Nah...I studied medicine before I flunked and you will ruin your writing while taking notes. They want you to write down A LOT and you start taking shortcuts. Eventually your writing degrades into scribbles that you can somehow read and that other medical personnel can also read. By the time you're finished you don't care any-more about how it looks, you care about efficiency. Doctors can write quite well, but it takes a lot more time and they just hate doing it because they've spent 10 years writing down stuff at haste. It's a hard to loose habit.

    • @frordondanksey1822
      @frordondanksey1822 2 года назад +81

      @@FoereaperGaming Ignore that commenter, doctors write in short hand. Pharmacists do too, that's why they can read the writing.

    • @foxman105
      @foxman105 2 года назад +36

      @@frordondanksey1822 Um... I googled what Shorthand is and yeah that's what we basically started doing, only we evolved it organically. Or maybe there was an impulse and guidance to do it that we didn't register. This is weird lol. Also it was University specific... If you got sent notes on a certain topic from a student of another Uni you had a hard time decoding it.

    • @yashsaini3410
      @yashsaini3410 2 года назад +2

      This comment is so underrated

  • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
    @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 2 года назад +861

    Fun fact: The Avengers tried to recuit Spider-Man once and for his test they sent him to find and fight Hulk. Spidey realizing Hulk just wants to be left alone said basically "screw you guys I couldn't find him and I didn't want to join anyway".

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 2 года назад +198

      Yea and the cruel irony was the Avengers actually wanted to help the Hulk in that story

    • @dripmysticgohan2466
      @dripmysticgohan2466 2 года назад +11

      Which issue was it

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx 2 года назад +48

      @@cosmicmcmoon5773 how was that supposed to help?

    • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
      @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 2 года назад +33

      @@dripmysticgohan2466 Amazing Spider-Man Annual #3

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 2 года назад +133

      @@felipecosta-kv2fx Like they just wanted Spidey to bring Hulk to them to help him, not kill him like Spidey thought in that issue

  • @markkealy4417
    @markkealy4417 5 месяцев назад +11

    "Hulk a nuclear physicist in spare time" gets me every time I watch this lol

  • @VladyO
    @VladyO 2 года назад +2845

    Fun facts about the original Avengers comics:
    1. Hulk was a founding Avenger, Cap wasn't.
    2. Hulk spoke full sentences
    3. Hulk was only an Avenger for two issues and then dipped, so for almost 50 years he actually *wasn't* an Avenger.
    4. Hulk and Namor the Sub-Mariner once teamed up to defeat the Avengers in revenge and they actually *won* .
    EDIT: Correction, Hulk and Namor *almost* won. Frankly, I thought it was an incredibly one-sided battle in their favor with the Avengers really getting their asses kicked, but Hulk randomly turned back into Banner and Namor just happened to be out of water for too long, apparently.

    • @b4k
      @b4k 2 года назад +42

      I gotta read the comics now

    • @alexkelly6449
      @alexkelly6449 2 года назад +149

      The avengers didn't even know who iron man really was

    • @typeouetco1626
      @typeouetco1626 2 года назад +14

      Isn't the 4 that time thor took both of them by himself? I def don t remember them winning

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 2 года назад +45

      @@b4k
      Heads up, depending on what era/run you're reading, things will get bat shit crazy. Whether it's good crazy or bad crazy will depend on personal preference.

    • @nb5437
      @nb5437 2 года назад +97

      Fun fact 5: before the MCU, Hulk had spent more time in the Fantastic Four than he did in the Avengers

  • @pizzacarter9777
    @pizzacarter9777 2 года назад +458

    I love the concept that despite hulk getting easily pissed and speaking in barbaric words, he is the most rational, intelligent, and sophisticated member of the team

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 2 года назад +49

      Not to far from the truth, Hulk generally an actually good person who just tiered of people attacking him. Most of his friends like spider man kinda figured this out. He generally a really nice, smart, kind hearted person who just wants to be treated like a human being that he is.
      Which is why when people like avengers say "let us help you, let us fix you" is pretty much saying "we rather have Bruce so let us murder you so we can have him". I mean yeah I would run like all hell if that happened to me.

    • @DaBonkinator
      @DaBonkinator 2 года назад +3

      Heavy from tf2. He seems like the dumbest and brutish of the team but he actually has a PhD in russian literature and is an all good man, to those that aren't on the opposing team that is lol.

    • @chpsilva
      @chpsilva 2 года назад +1

      Like TF2 Heavy which also has a PhD on Literature
      Edit: ninja'd by Diego fellow up here

  • @asurasyn
    @asurasyn 2 года назад +512

    "Hulk will see you in court!"
    Considering his cousin, She-Hulk, is, in fact, a lawyer... That's a big threat.

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 2 года назад +9

      Except The Avengers have Daredevil.

    • @stevjiro
      @stevjiro 2 года назад +67

      @@mattwo7 if we consider she-hulk and daredevil as equally good lawyers, i think hulk would still win the case. it’d be pretty easy to prove the other avengers didn’t need to sign before joining, proving the hiring was biased, but daredevil could make punishment less harsh on the avengers.

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 2 года назад +1

      @@stevjiro How do you prove a negative?

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 2 года назад +26

      @@stevjiro Also daredevil only sides with innocent people, avengers are far from innocent sooooo....yeah they are fucked.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 2 года назад +18

      @@mattwo7
      Considering how both Jenny and Matt are ridiculously promiscuous lawyers. They may actually cancel each other out.
      SH - She-Hulk SMASH! * laugh * Get over here, you pretty man, you.
      DD - Guilty as charged. Lay it on me.

  • @dejaypage1575
    @dejaypage1575 2 года назад +7

    Iron Man: How’s that scary-
    Hulk: Hulk cousin is lawyer.

  • @DavidRomigJr
    @DavidRomigJr 2 года назад +1783

    Reminds me of, in Avengers Earth’s Mightiest Heroes when Tony is scanning some radiation and Hulk, just sitting at the table, says it’s a form of cosmic radiation. It completely catches Tony off guard- “uhh, yeah, it looks like it is. How’d you know?” I find underestimating Hulk to be hilarious.

    • @MorshuGaming
      @MorshuGaming 2 года назад +55

      Exactly what I thought of

    • @Axius27
      @Axius27 2 года назад +220

      Banner probably only needed a glimpse of it before talking Hulk's ear off about the significance, and Hulk shared the info just so he didn't have to sit through the same lecture twice :P

    • @5H4D0W-TP
      @5H4D0W-TP 2 года назад +9

      Can you or someone tell me what episode?

    • @DavidRomigJr
      @DavidRomigJr 2 года назад +34

      I recall it was an episode in the 2nd season where the Guardians of Galaxy show up. I’d have to go through them to be more specific.

    • @Axius27
      @Axius27 2 года назад +9

      @@5H4D0W-TP Michael Korvac, S2 E6

  • @Arexion5293
    @Arexion5293 2 года назад +252

    "Hulk will see you in court."
    The funny thing is, that might cost Tony more than if he had just smashed up the place.

  • @stalhandske9649
    @stalhandske9649 2 года назад +272

    I love how in the end Thor suddenly modernizes his grammar out of shock.

  • @Turtlepizza278
    @Turtlepizza278 Год назад +31

    "why throw shield when hulk throw semi-truck" best line in this

  • @Subpar1O1
    @Subpar1O1 2 года назад +475

    I love that it was Tony out of everyone in the room who thought Hulk would make them all look stupid but then again this was like 1960's Iron Man when his name was like extremely literal

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +9

      Yeah, '60s Iron Man was probably his latest incarnation. xD

    • @cherrycoyote55
      @cherrycoyote55 2 года назад +11

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 *earliest

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +61

      @@cherrycoyote55 ... I meant "lamest". Curse this hyperactive auto-correct.

    • @gabef.218
      @gabef.218 2 года назад +33

      Fun fact: it was considered a risky move by marvel studies to make the first Iron Man movie, as Iron Man was not one of the main heros at the time.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +36

      @@gabef.218 Another fun fact: Robert Downey, Jr. was apparently fresh out of rehab when he was picked to be Tony Stark. It's incredible he was even considered, let alone picked.
      Serious props to the recruiter who, if we're honest, made the MCU happen through that single hire.

  • @TupocalypseShakur
    @TupocalypseShakur 2 года назад +1850

    Fun fact: Captain America is the only person without a PhD, yes even Thor has one

  • @dejinnthedjinn5311
    @dejinnthedjinn5311 2 года назад +276

    You know, I'm glad Hulk chose the reasonable action instead of punching them. Justice for Hulk.

  • @premmore2075
    @premmore2075 2 года назад +40

    0:54 my favorite part

  • @hunterknight5261
    @hunterknight5261 2 года назад +246

    I was half expecting Iron Man to demand to see Hulk's PHD certificate but the fact that he just takes the claim at face value is even better!

    • @yourfathersinferioritycomplex
      @yourfathersinferioritycomplex 2 года назад +19

      He's too scared to ask

    • @lusterlessnova3199
      @lusterlessnova3199 2 года назад +11

      Probably because Hulk isn't known for lying. That's something cunning/panicking people do, and Hulk is neither. Not that he never lied at all, but it is so rare you pretty much have to google occasions, and I only found one (technically 2 since they are just a few panels apart).
      He's the incredibly credible Hulk.

    • @maomaomi5434
      @maomaomi5434 2 года назад

      He asked Jarvis about it

  • @sheppik4252
    @sheppik4252 2 года назад +587

    I love how he says cave man like sentences and follows it up with intelligent information, like when he said:
    "Hulk no need to fly, hulk jump high in the air"
    Followed by
    "More cost effective than jet fuel"
    Really catches you off guard

    • @robertkovarna8294
      @robertkovarna8294 2 года назад +55

      Not to mention, jumping in the air is much greener(pun not intended) for Hulk than Iron Man using Jet fuel to fly around.

    • @inebriatedfowl3197
      @inebriatedfowl3197 2 года назад +48

      It's funny because propositionally, the way hulk talks gets the message across just as well as including the verb "do", which all it does is acquire the present tense markings that aren't really needed to get the message across. "Hulk does not need a hammer" portrays the same information as "hulk no need hammer".

    • @Keppernito
      @Keppernito 2 года назад +24

      No fly jump good

    • @johncronk8867
      @johncronk8867 2 года назад +16

      It’s like TF2 Heavy: The man sounds like your stereotypical dunderheaded dumb muscle, but that’s only because he’s still learning the English language and has a very thick accent.

    • @BIoxby
      @BIoxby 2 года назад +3

      @@johncronk8867 Heavy do be russian
      probably

  • @MMM-wg2vm
    @MMM-wg2vm 2 года назад +139

    “Why hulk throw shield when hulk throw semi truck”
    Valid argument

    • @williamgrant3231
      @williamgrant3231 2 года назад +6

      "Why Hulk do homework when hulk can throw semi-truck"

    • @williamgrant3231
      @williamgrant3231 2 года назад +1

      @@hitgamer2238 OK more fax then me.

  • @richardklein1167
    @richardklein1167 9 месяцев назад +15

    I love that Hulk points out he can do everything the team can already do and that they enter an existential crisis because of it. "Why would he even join?" Well, to you Tony Stark I say in Hulk's defense: "Hulk want friends."

  • @WideMouth
    @WideMouth 2 года назад +1358

    Honestly, Hulk’s only weaknesses are his lack of self-control and collateral damage. But if it’s collateral damage or the end of the world… I don’t really see the downsides.

    • @egg9055
      @egg9055 2 года назад +19

      The sokovia accords say otherwise

    • @mistereggway9141
      @mistereggway9141 2 года назад +69

      @@egg9055 like fr fucking governments of earth would rather die than have some expected collateral damage lmao

    • @miniaturejayhawk8702
      @miniaturejayhawk8702 2 года назад

      @@mistereggway9141 yeah no, only western governments lol.

    • @alek7998
      @alek7998 Год назад +18

      @@mistereggway9141 I mean, to be fair, the reason for the avengers being allowed is exactly that. The avengers can solve the issue quickly and with few personnel while also avoiding collateral damage.
      If it werent for that third fact, governments would easily be able to just do it themselves more often than not

    • @zachariahmerry2396
      @zachariahmerry2396 Год назад +31

      ​@@egg9055 To be fair, in the comics the Sokovia accords (while previously put forwards and rejected) only passed because of a recent event involving a team of B list superheroes deciding to attacking a group a villains they knew they weren't prepared to fight for the expressed purpose of "It'll be great publicity for us!", resulting in an elementary school getting blown up.

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 2 года назад +184

    I love how the reason they didn’t want to hire Hulk was because they were just inadequate compared to him

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 2 года назад +31

      In comics, this is actually 100% true, hulk is actually one of if not the most op character in the comics, if he went all out he can easily fight superman to a stand still. He even proved this by legit beating the shit out of every hero, not a hero, EVERY HERO!!! Hulk is scary and deserves our respect.

    • @urmomissofat977
      @urmomissofat977 2 года назад +7

      Idk Superman could probably beat hulk(depending on the version of Superman you are using)

    • @andrewgreeb916
      @andrewgreeb916 2 года назад +17

      @@urmomissofat977 in theory just moving hulk into outer space where he can't breath and leaving him there will work, in practice you don't want to grab the hulk unless you want to get wrecked.

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 2 года назад +22

      @@urmomissofat977 Also depends on the hulk, which why I say it be a stand still, both never really showed off their true limits, both are the strongest in their universes. I think neither will win, out of everything superman would actually calm him down and talk it out. Hulk just wants be left alone, to be happy, to be liked, out of everyone in universe no one more understanding then superman.
      It be interesting after mid way through the fight superman just says "let's talk" and treats hulk like a actual human being.

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 2 года назад +8

      @@andrewgreeb916 certain versions of hulk can survive even that, it would take a literal thanos snap to kill him.

  • @juliiju0484
    @juliiju0484 2 года назад +809

    The best thing about this is that this IS true to the comics. Initially, the avengers were pretty...not friendly with Hulk. In fact, in the second issue, Hulk left the team. Nope, he didn't come back in the next issue. Not in the next decade. He wasn't a recurring member again until decades later. happy ending?

    • @gabrielandriel8960
      @gabrielandriel8960 2 года назад +112

      In the comics he left the avengers in 1963 and came back in 2012.

    • @MyNameIsNotSteve
      @MyNameIsNotSteve 2 года назад +127

      Dude was literally one of the founders and dipped after 2 issues, then fought them with Namor as revenge, absolute chad

    • @kingpotato7183
      @kingpotato7183 2 года назад +43

      @@MyNameIsNotSteve later they sent his ass into space, hulk shouldn't have rejoined at all

    • @RenegadeJ.P.
      @RenegadeJ.P. 2 года назад +16

      @@kingpotato7183 That was the Illuminati actually.

    • @gblackuser
      @gblackuser 2 года назад +42

      @@RenegadeJ.P. yeah, but like.... half the illuminati are or were avengers at some point.

  • @ben-chan420
    @ben-chan420 2 года назад +125

    The best part is imagining Hulk dressed up in a formal suit a few sizes too small for him sitting in a tiny chair barely able to hold up his weight next to his very nervous lawyer in the courtroom while very articulately explaining why he's been discriminated against to the judge lmao

    • @ndf0715
      @ndf0715 2 года назад +34

      Nah the lawyer wouldn't be shaking because it would be hulk's cousin she-hulk a very good lawyer and also capable of using the 4th wall in fact she was Marvel's No.1 4th breaker/manipulator before Deadpool took over that role

    • @ben-chan420
      @ben-chan420 2 года назад +3

      @@ndf0715 Dang bro you really need to touch grass lol

    • @goofyahhdude405
      @goofyahhdude405 2 года назад +29

      @@ben-chan420 bro when did knowing things equal to not touching grass?

    • @sud1881
      @sud1881 Год назад +21

      @@ben-chan420 I mean reading a Wikipedia page isn’t that unbearable

    • @Thuazabi
      @Thuazabi Год назад +18

      @@ben-chan420 you're posting comments on a geek culture shitpost, so I would think twice before throwing stones from that glass house.

  • @NovaBlueNova
    @NovaBlueNova 2 года назад +320

    “Why hulk throw shield when hulk throw semi truck” is such a good line

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 2 года назад +9

      I love it to. And it's logical! No matter what, throwing a semi-truck will for sure outdo a shield. Maybe Cap should spend some more time in the gym, maybe then he could toss something like a car.

    • @NovaBlueNova
      @NovaBlueNova 2 года назад +12

      @@potato1341 I mean the shield has precision, its just that Hulk doesn't need precision when he has semi truck

    • @AlechiaTheWitch
      @AlechiaTheWitch 2 года назад

      @@NovaBlueNova to bjg to miss

    • @samuelfernandesoliveira
      @samuelfernandesoliveira 2 года назад +3

      @@AlechiaTheWitch too big to miss and too heavy to be blocked

    • @calsalitra4689
      @calsalitra4689 2 года назад

      @@NovaBlueNova If Hulk needs precision, he can always just throw himself.

  • @couldntthinkofaname.3775
    @couldntthinkofaname.3775 2 года назад +646

    Even Hulk knows the justice system smashes harder than him. Also the fact that thor looks like he's speaking in an echo chamber just makes this 100 times better.

  • @Jt1Torso1Winabego
    @Jt1Torso1Winabego 2 года назад +337

    The borderline inaudible echo on Thor is so on point for this era of cartoon.

  • @gydeon7135
    @gydeon7135 7 месяцев назад +6

    "Hulk is nuclear physisicist in spare time."

  • @raedewav
    @raedewav 2 года назад +190

    Somehow "Hulk will see you in court" became more terrifying than "Hulk smash"

    • @olajuwonspruill4412
      @olajuwonspruill4412 2 года назад +8

      He knows a good lawyer too

    • @yadielrodas440
      @yadielrodas440 2 года назад +3

      His cousin is a ace lawyer

    • @betofukuji187
      @betofukuji187 2 года назад

      @@olajuwonspruill4412 there is another good one in hells kitchen.

    • @thedbdentity2102
      @thedbdentity2102 2 года назад

      Do you want to strong-armed them because he knows the law or strong arm on especially because he has a certain friend who’s an absolute hawk on Allah

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 2 года назад +174

    2:17 THATS EVEN WORSE THAN SMASH!!!! AND HIS COUSIN IS A LAWYER!!!!!

    • @shadangel47
      @shadangel47 2 года назад +11

      So true lol

    • @Narding5566
      @Narding5566 15 дней назад +1

      Id rather get sent to a hospital than to be bombarded with legal fees for damages for the rest of my life

  • @laurabeane8862
    @laurabeane8862 2 года назад +355

    Thor: Does Hulk want to "SMASH"
    Hulk: Erm. It means something different in the USA now. Could I just fight you until we're both tired

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 2 года назад +47

      "Doth thou sexually harrass me?"

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 2 года назад +24

      “Let me tell you this story about my brother Loki and this horse, Svaðilfari I think his name was…”

    • @laurabeane8862
      @laurabeane8862 2 года назад +7

      @@Wertsir "The Gosh Darn CUTE sociopath!? Surely we're thinking of Somebody Else!!¡"

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 2 года назад +6

      @@Wertsir "It's not gay if you're actually a woman."

    • @laurabeane8862
      @laurabeane8862 2 года назад +4

      @@danielawesome36 Variants Variants Variants. Surprise! You're inside a Crocodile 🐊😝

  • @amogq
    @amogq Год назад +10

    "Hulk has phd."
    "What.?"
    "Hulk nuclear physicist in spare time."

  • @rorschac009oo8
    @rorschac009oo8 2 года назад +196

    Ironman: Oh a lawsuit? That's it? We thought you were going to beat us up
    Hulk: If Hulk smashes, avengers can heal. If Hulk sues, Hulk owns hammer, shield and new iron suit.

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 2 года назад +13

      Not that Hulk can do much with Iron Man's armor. Bruce can but not Hulk.

    • @omn1cr0ngaming66
      @omn1cr0ngaming66 2 года назад +48

      @@mattwo7 he could sue for the hulkbuster and the rights required to build it, that way tony loses one of his strongest suits, plus he could sue because tony used hulks name for it without permission or payment

    • @DevilsRadvocate
      @DevilsRadvocate 2 года назад +1

      @@omn1cr0ngaming66 I don’t think he can sue for that unless he made it.

    • @SyxxPunk
      @SyxxPunk 2 года назад +9

      Hulk: Hulk wants to know about this...Hulkbuster armor

    • @branikmingua1117
      @branikmingua1117 2 года назад +5

      @@DevilsRadvocate in some versions, he even helps make it as Bruce

  • @ducks7015
    @ducks7015 2 года назад +427

    "hulk a nuclear physicist in spare time"
    That's just. Beautiful.
    Also.
    "Will sue you for unfair hiring practices"
    Is also just so beautiful

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Год назад +22

      The fact that his cousin, She-Hulk, is a lawyer (who actually officially sued Tony before) makes this even better

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 11 месяцев назад +1

      Hulk knows he can't hit harder than the law.

  • @KyryloMudrokha
    @KyryloMudrokha 2 года назад +175

    "I'll see you in court for unfair hiring practises" is the scariest thing in life coming from Hulk.

  • @darrylferguson3622
    @darrylferguson3622 2 года назад +14

    This is what Professor Hulk in the MCU should have been- a proper fusion of Hulk's temper and Banner's intelligence, which would throw everyone off-balance when he maintains conversations

    • @RWSfan2024
      @RWSfan2024 6 месяцев назад +1

      That would make Endgame ten times better

  • @tym6217
    @tym6217 2 года назад +1204

    It is funny how, at least in some itterations depending on the writer, the Hulk really does make the rest of the team look pointless. Reminds me of early itterations of the current Guardians of the Galaxy roster before they nerfed Drax into the ground. He was a near Hulk level entity specifically designed to beat Thanos, made the rest of the team look powerless by comparison.

    • @Suprm_Lord_E
      @Suprm_Lord_E 2 года назад +124

      Yeah it's kinda the problem with the Hulk. He'll solve every problem the same way so writers kinda don't know how to make stories interesting. So the best stories he has are basically exploring the psichological side of banner and hulk, and also world war hulk were he solves everything by force hahaha

    • @ryanwill32
      @ryanwill32 2 года назад +79

      @@Suprm_Lord_E I guess with hulk you either need to work around his absurd strength by finding things he can't just smash through or you just go balls to the wall insane with things and let him go apeshit.

    • @thunderstar7682
      @thunderstar7682 2 года назад +20

      The issue with op characters
      They become boring as hell

    • @goldenrequiem7533
      @goldenrequiem7533 2 года назад +48

      @@thunderstar7682 I think it depends on the setting like having OP characters in a comedy where the fact there OP is for laughs or as a way to deconstruct the media (One punch man). Or if the story is just off the walls fun and actions. I think some comics problem is how since they're always so many writers the characters are basically OP but lack consistency which makes it harder to get invested

    • @goldenrequiem7533
      @goldenrequiem7533 2 года назад +10

      @@thunderstar7682 though at the same time you're Also right, I just think the problem comes with writers who make OP characters but then have nothing to do with them afterwards

  • @Ganjalf_the_Green
    @Ganjalf_the_Green 2 года назад +1201

    And after the "Batman DESTROYS the Justice League with FACTS and LOGIC" here you are:
    Hulk DEATROYS the Avengers with FACTS and LOGIC.

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer 2 года назад +35

      credible hulk

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 2 года назад +30

      Hulk DESTROYS the Avengers with his LEGAL TEAM and DISCRIMINATION LAWSUITS

    • @muanims
      @muanims 2 года назад +18

      Next up: batman vs hulk
      Who can destroy the other with facts and logic before the other?

    • @KusanakiEva
      @KusanakiEva 2 года назад +16

      Two incredible smart name bruce from two different universe destroyed their team with fact and logic wow

    • @AnonymousSilence-nd3zb
      @AnonymousSilence-nd3zb 2 года назад +2

      If Batman DESTROYED the Justice League, Hulk ANNIHILATED the Avengers.

  • @hihi-nm3uy
    @hihi-nm3uy 2 года назад +250

    Hulk getting dumbed down reminds me of what happened to Shadow the Hedgehog.
    A completely tame, respectable and reserved individual, who was a statement on not judging by one’s cover, who was dumbed down into the edgelord stereotype he was subverting.
    I have a very sad spot for whenever this happens to a character.

    • @chewee4ever811
      @chewee4ever811 2 года назад +5

      I missed the days back when jason griffith voiced sonic

    • @OK-yy6qz
      @OK-yy6qz 2 года назад +14

      When was Hulk subverting anything? I'm pretty sure he was a typical case of Jekyll and Hyde since the beginning.

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 2 года назад +16

      @@OK-yy6qz It's not that he was subverting anything but that the character has been brutally flanderized and in most interpretations it's simplified instead of explored which is a shame

    • @AnonymousSilence-nd3zb
      @AnonymousSilence-nd3zb 2 года назад +23

      Apparently, one core theme that Stan Lee wanted to bring for the Hulk was miscommunication. The Hulk is intelligent in his earliest appearances of the 1960s. However, due to his appearance and strength, people immediately assumed he was simply destructive and violent and attacked him. It was basically predating the X-Men and its themes on racism and prejudice by a whole year.

    • @rainedans8684
      @rainedans8684 2 года назад +3

      At least the memes are funny. Based Shadow is the best

  • @ferr.6109
    @ferr.6109 2 года назад +24

    You know it's good voice acting when you can imagine the real person's face expression and body gestures by just hearing the character talking

  • @Clyde975
    @Clyde975 2 года назад +480

    For those who don't understand how Hulk would have a PHD but can't write, the joke is, his hands are too huge and strong for him to hold a writing utensil

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer 2 года назад +29

      Also because bruce.

    • @SomeoneWeird-vx5jx
      @SomeoneWeird-vx5jx 2 года назад +8

      I don’t know with how popular the mcu is did anyone actually not know Bruce was a scientist?

    • @KuroeNezumi
      @KuroeNezumi 2 года назад +37

      @@SomeoneWeird-vx5jx not bruce, but the hulk. And in the comics, a lot of superheroes didn't know each other's secret identities back in the days.

    • @SomeoneWeird-vx5jx
      @SomeoneWeird-vx5jx 2 года назад +9

      @@KuroeNezumi Hulk saying he has a PHD in nuclear physics is from Bruce, and everyone knows Bruce Banner is the Hulk. And with the MCU being so popular, superheroes not knowing each other's secret identities BACK THEN is almost irrelevant as most people from the newer generations wouldn't know that and in the movies they do know their secret identities and refer to them as their human names all the time.

    • @obscure.reference
      @obscure.reference 2 года назад

      nobody missed this joke man.

  • @PersianSlashuur
    @PersianSlashuur 2 года назад +121

    His cousin is a lawyer, so...yeah, I'd suggest that you guys pick up the slack.

    • @shinigamiphantom1391
      @shinigamiphantom1391 2 года назад +19

      Oh yeah!
      She-Hulk is a great attorney.

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 2 года назад +4

      Maybe they can get Matt Murdock lol

    • @havilarborssa4138
      @havilarborssa4138 2 года назад

      @@cosmicmcmoon5773 Except that he only defends innocent people, plus she did managed to beat him one time in the comics sooo… Might aswell get phoenix weight when their at it. Lmao

  • @tristancampbell4941
    @tristancampbell4941 2 года назад +162

    "So you just gonna show up and embarrass me in front of my friends?"😂

  • @Sen.Armstrong2
    @Sen.Armstrong2 Год назад +6

    "Hulk see you in court. good luck."

  • @popo74aa
    @popo74aa 2 года назад +491

    I cracked up the whole time but I love Thor talking old style the whole time then just dropping it for 'Well that was pretty unexpected' at the end LOL

  • @juliobrian4757
    @juliobrian4757 2 года назад +338

    "I mean, compared to him, we're just a couple of CHUMPS!!!!"
    That line, FLOORED me!

  • @shockie3963
    @shockie3963 2 года назад +596

    “Hulk no need hammer”
    “Hulk is the hammer”
    why is that actually a cool line
    EDIT: hey 400 likes thanks buckaroos

    • @wowisntitanamazinglyamazin9550
      @wowisntitanamazinglyamazin9550 2 года назад +39

      Reminds me of the time Hulk just kept smashing Thor into his hammer

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 2 года назад

      @@wowisntitanamazinglyamazin9550 if I can’t smash you with the hammer I’ll smash the hammer with you logic

  • @TheForeskinStealer2820
    @TheForeskinStealer2820 Год назад +7

    “Why hulk throw shield when hulk throw semi truck?” 2,000,000 IQ

  • @MajaEmilieWinkler
    @MajaEmilieWinkler 2 года назад +153

    I think the simplicity of only having still images and text with voice acting and some sound effects is what makes these videos so effective.
    It allows you to just fully focus on the writing and punch lines

    • @ishmaelalam8506
      @ishmaelalam8506 2 года назад

      No need for an executive to decide what's in the script since no need to do animation.