Magneto Always Wins

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @brumptychipmunksey361
    @brumptychipmunksey361 Год назад +12187

    I love how Magneto is reasonable to the point where he'll leave Colossus alone when he sits out

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra Год назад +808

      Magneto straight up doesn't want to fight.

    • @064razor
      @064razor Год назад +256

      Not even a fight at all at that point.

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 Год назад +485

      @@SSD_Penumbra Not fight, only that he's fair and a good sport.
      Remember that his crusade Is against humans, not his fellow mutants.

    • @bananaeclipse3324
      @bananaeclipse3324 Год назад +129

      Tbf, it’s “organic metal” basically it isn’t magnetic. Same reason as how he isn’t able to control everything metal, so metals aren’t magnetic.
      Though if he’s able to control anything through the electromagnetic force (literally one of the main 4 forces of nature, gravity, electromagnetism, strong nuclear force, and weak nuclear force.) with control of the electromagnetic force he could basically rip apart basically anything. Since he controls electrons themselves, but also protons, so he also would have full power over light.

    • @gummyboots
      @gummyboots Год назад +78

      @@bananaeclipse3324 "organic metal" has always been pretty dumb because it still would have iron in it, as skin as iron in it and that organic metal would almost certainly just be a type of extra epidermis comprised of higher than normal levels of iron.

  • @itsjustme6018
    @itsjustme6018 Год назад +21737

    I love how his superhero videos always start out with very cliche superhero dialogue then just descend into like “it’s always sunny in Philadelphia” level of talking😂

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Год назад +559

      For some reason it always reminds me of that ProZD skit where the super-team beats the bad guy with the powers of friendship, caring, love, and incredible violence.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Год назад

      "Magnets, bitch."

    • @patrickswasey5301
      @patrickswasey5301 Год назад +155

      Kind of reminds of X:Men Evolution where the B squad from both sides would have casual banter whenever they fought and Charles/Wolverine/Magneto/Mystique weren't around.

    • @katherinecrimson
      @katherinecrimson Год назад +55

      Either it’ll be like a huge argument, someone gets rlly injured or killed, or like awkward small talk

    • @FlankTheGreatest
      @FlankTheGreatest Год назад +8

      @its just me you mean ascend

  • @cyberninjazero5659
    @cyberninjazero5659 Год назад +4251

    I love how everything Magneto said is something he actually did in the comics

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings Год назад +247

      Except he CAN'T control blood. That was just a joke from X2 about the guard being injected with ferrofluid the scene before.

    • @tylerbremer6696
      @tylerbremer6696 Год назад +150

      And yet he was beaten because of a wooden toy gun.

    • @IWasCaptainPanda
      @IWasCaptainPanda Год назад +342

      @@BuildinWings There actually *was* an issue back in the early 90s where Magneto basically shows up to an event with the X-Men and all the various second-string teams and makes everyone hold still while he gives a big long "come to my side" recruitment speech to them. It was part of the same storyline, in fact, as the one where he rips the metal off of Wolverine's bones. Fatal Attractions Magneto was really enjoying his power creep (until, conveniently, he got his brain turned off...this video may have been a summary all along...).

    • @fredhagen-gates8091
      @fredhagen-gates8091 Год назад +182

      @@BuildinWings he killed a racist once by making a nail out of the iron that he ripped out of his blood and shoved it into the dudes head

    • @arandomquark5922
      @arandomquark5922 Год назад +96

      @@fredhagen-gates8091 Based Magneto

  • @willshields4480
    @willshields4480 Год назад +3353

    Magneto is so powerful in the comics. There's a (fairly recent) scene where his heart gets ripped out, but he forces the iron in his blood to circulate through his body and keep him alive.
    Edit: Also, Wolverine got the adamantium ripped off his bones (like in this video) in the 90s

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 Год назад +89

      I don't see how the blood would oxygenate, though. In about forty-five seconds he'd run out of oxygenated blood and die anyway.

    • @DBDenzz
      @DBDenzz Год назад +317

      @@weneedaladder8384 he'd just breathe normally?

    • @Krab17
      @Krab17 Год назад +173

      @@weneedaladder8384 the lungs?

    • @XenonPrimeSBSV
      @XenonPrimeSBSV Год назад +182

      @@Krab17 I would assume that something traumatic enough to tear your heart out would also deflate your lungs.
      Although I suppose Magneto doesn't need his lungs, if he's running blood through the hole in his chest then I suppose that blood would be able to exchange gasses with the air I guess.

    • @lumpyduckling3522
      @lumpyduckling3522 Год назад +202

      In that specific scenario he did end up dying anyway he was just able to stay alive long enough to kill the guy who ripped out his heart

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork Год назад +7108

    I like how Logan presumably survived his brain being turned off because of his healing factor, although the loss of his entire body might take a lot longer to heal.

    • @ThefifthBishopofGord
      @ThefifthBishopofGord Год назад +496

      I assume the sound of falling after saying “No bones.” Was not probably because he had regenerated at least a part of his skeleton at that point and managed to get up. The reason he then fell is because he fell unconscious.

    • @redder_
      @redder_ Год назад +141

      ​@@ThefifthBishopofGord he should still have his skeleton though, all magneto did was strip the metal from his skeleton, not take the bones out.

    • @redder_
      @redder_ Год назад +30

      ​@@ThefifthBishopofGord he should still have his skeleton though, all magneto did was strip the metal from his skeleton, not take the bones out.

    • @dualwieldroxas358
      @dualwieldroxas358 Год назад +109

      Tbh.....he has actually healed from worse

    • @nato5323
      @nato5323 Год назад +132

      @@redder_well the metal is attached to his bones. Like while yes magneto probably could have just taken the metal out. It’s a lot easier to not, plus I don’t feel like magneto would be that merciful lol

  • @carljameson3082
    @carljameson3082 Год назад +22930

    There was one point in the comics where Magneto realized that atoms themselves have a magnetic field. He can literally pull people apart on the atomic level. The X-Men are so incredibly lucky that he's one of the more reasonable villains.

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 Год назад +2659

      so, theoretically, he could destroy literally any character who isn't incorporeal

    • @kahlzun
      @kahlzun Год назад +2060

      @@jeremyabbott4537 even incorporeal people still have atoms, I don't think you can just Pryde your way out of that

    • @White_Recluse
      @White_Recluse Год назад +1763

      Or the writers just don’t wanna make him ridiculously over powered because that would make him literally unstoppable

    • @joshuawilliams3882
      @joshuawilliams3882 Год назад +923

      You think that’s op storm apparently can control anything that counts as weather including cosmic storms.

    • @ryanbauer3680
      @ryanbauer3680 Год назад +15

      One of the more reasonable villains?
      "I was a victim of one of, if not the worst form of human genocide in recorded history and wish enact that very same genocide against anyone who doesn't have a mutant gene, despite the fact I've hooked up with and had children* with a hot Romani human woman."
      * I believe Wanda and Pietro's parentage is still under question.
      Honestly, how is he compared to their other enemies....
      "We are programmed to eliminate all mutants. Human's have the possibility of carrying recessive mutant genes and passing them on to their progeny, therefore all humans must be enslaved."
      "I will manipulate human evolution and bring about the age of mutants no matter how many lives I have to destroy to achieve it!"
      "I am a literal fucking Egyptian GOD powered by space magic tech!"
      "We're from the government and we're here to help!"
      .....yeah, he is the most reasonable of them.

  • @Noah-nk5og
    @Noah-nk5og Год назад +4894

    “No bones” absolutely killed me

    • @CandiceGoddard
      @CandiceGoddard Год назад

      Should have absolutely killed him too.

    • @m0ckyzo185
      @m0ckyzo185 Год назад +151

      bro went from "nothing but piercing agony" to "slightly miffed"

    • @aminadabbrulle8252
      @aminadabbrulle8252 Год назад +42

      Somebody has been eating their pizza boneless.

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 Год назад +39

      I mean Wolverine has come back from worse

    • @airrider-jk9ik
      @airrider-jk9ik Год назад +16

      @@m0ckyzo185 thats what a super human healing factor will do for you

  • @salaali8918
    @salaali8918 6 месяцев назад +1803

    “Whoa, I feel tingly.”
    *No wine has aged more nicely than this.*

    • @renecathelineaud7296
      @renecathelineaud7296 6 месяцев назад +51

      Demayo gave him the script a year in advance

    • @razo5567
      @razo5567 6 месяцев назад +29

      I was wondering if someone had already commented this after the newest episode dropped. Solid jj predicted the future 😂

    • @DeliciaDamaria
      @DeliciaDamaria 6 месяцев назад +43

      @@renecathelineaud7296 no, this it's a famous storyline in the comics

    • @DeliciaDamaria
      @DeliciaDamaria 6 месяцев назад +24

      @@razo5567 he didn't predicted the future he just refenced a really famous story

    • @KaneLivesInDeath
      @KaneLivesInDeath 6 месяцев назад +6

      The image that shows up after that line looks really gruesome if you pause at the right time...
      I managed to screenshot it :D

  • @woppagangnamstyle
    @woppagangnamstyle Год назад +21492

    It's funny how everyone talks about how op Magneto is and all of them forget that he literallly wears a helmet 24/7 just because Professor X exists.

    • @ericdilbeck1351
      @ericdilbeck1351 Год назад +3172

      But, professor x is also in a metal wheelchair so... Yoink

    • @rogerluna6743
      @rogerluna6743 Год назад +2249

      Unless he's in that plastic wheelchair from X2

    • @PomadaGaming
      @PomadaGaming Год назад +304

      i don’t know the lore

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd Год назад +634

      To be fair, electromagnetic waves don’t seem like it’ll stop mind warping

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd Год назад +89

      @@ericdilbeck1351 1:09

  • @cerberus144
    @cerberus144 Год назад +1965

    This actually happened to Logan in the comics and Magneto did it. He just grew back regular Bone Bones. Also that's where we learned he has bone claws

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 Год назад +182

      wasn't the adamantium grafted to him? So he always had regular bones but it was just coated with admantium.

    • @danielhenderson8316
      @danielhenderson8316 Год назад +194

      No, he just pulled the adamantium coating off the bones. It also wore out his healing factor for a while.

    • @RisingRevengeance
      @RisingRevengeance Год назад +24

      Huh I always thought regen was his power and claws were a bonus from that weapon x stuff. TIL I guess.

    • @danielhenderson8316
      @danielhenderson8316 Год назад +121

      @@RisingRevengeance No, he was a mutant from the start. Depending on the origin story you believe, he might have gotten the claws from Weapon X, but he always had the rest of his powers.

    • @YdenMk-II
      @YdenMk-II Год назад +92

      I recall hearing that comic also said that adamantium was super toxic and Logan's healing factor was constantly detoxing him limiting what else he could recover from before that point.

  • @GamezIdiot
    @GamezIdiot Год назад +639

    Gotta love how magneto decided to spare colossus. He was smart and knew not to mess with magneto

    • @akarun45
      @akarun45 Год назад +44

      Magneto respects a man who knows his limits.

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 8 месяцев назад +13

      Everyone likes Colossus.

  • @StormyDMG
    @StormyDMG Год назад +5123

    Gotta respect how Magneto called Colossus "comrade"

    • @Matt-xc6sp
      @Matt-xc6sp Год назад +233

      He was most likely liberated by them

    • @ReichLife
      @ReichLife Год назад +238

      Well, it's kinda entire Magneto thing, is pro-mutant to the fault.

    • @black-fenrir35
      @black-fenrir35 Год назад

      ​@@ReichLife magneto is like a modern hitler

    • @travisbishop3282
      @travisbishop3282 Год назад +132

      ​@@Matt-xc6sp In the 1990s cartoon it was Captain America and Wolverine that rescued Magneto from his concentration camp. Though I'm sure there are other sources where it played out differently.

    • @salazardeltoro4561
      @salazardeltoro4561 Год назад +3

      I do?

  • @VladyO
    @VladyO Год назад +2095

    Reminder that most of Magneto's "defeats" are just convincing conversations most of the time because 9/10 times there's no way in hell he's gonna lose in a fight.

    • @ellachino4799
      @ellachino4799 Год назад +176

      with the exception of doom, who always seems to kick his elderly ass to the moon

    • @AwesomeHairo
      @AwesomeHairo Год назад +57

      You mean, he was "Talk no jutsu"ed?

    • @shinysilverstardust
      @shinysilverstardust Год назад +141

      "I carved thus gun out of wood"

    • @cazmatism
      @cazmatism Год назад +52

      @@ellachino4799 well doom is doom

    • @banjo9158
      @banjo9158 Год назад +29

      @@cazmatism FOOT DIVE

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts9275 Год назад +2231

    Magneto did once rip out Wolverine's skeleton. And that's how we ended up with Bone Claws Wolverine. Which also massively powered up his healing factor, which no longer had to constantly be healing dead tissue from the Adamantium constantly poisoning his body.

    • @obiwanfisher537
      @obiwanfisher537 Год назад +56

      But his skeleton was encapsuled in metal.... So, how would he get the bones out there?

    • @Codekingmss
      @Codekingmss Год назад +331

      @@obiwanfisher537 Healing powers. He'll grow new ones.

    • @BeardedPavi
      @BeardedPavi Год назад +50

      The pain was soo bad it got rid of his nose

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 Год назад +36

      Fatal Attractions....I can't remember the issue # I'd have to dig through a pile of my old comic books and stuff to find it. It was the high point of the entire X-Men comics...after that, and the Phalanx saga, everything kinda went downhill, imo.

    • @maxd3str0y3r
      @maxd3str0y3r Год назад +18

      I mean I never read the comics but in the movies wolverine had bone claws before undergoing an experiment that covered his skeleton in metal so wouldn't he be bone claw wolverine before undergoing that experiment or am I wrong? Genuinely asking

  • @mqfii8992
    @mqfii8992 Год назад +328

    Fun fact: Magneto's magnetism Is so strong he could pretty much boil ALL the water within your body just by looking at you wrong.

    • @chazzwozzio
      @chazzwozzio Год назад +12

      I remember in xmen 2 he escaped prison by turning the iron in the blood of his jailer into bullets.

    • @spiker.ortmann
      @spiker.ortmann 10 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@chazzwozzioin X-Men 2 he cheated, Mystique injected the guard with pure iron dust beforehand, they nerfed him a lot because he had to be a real villain while that's not the case in the comics... remember that in the comics he is just preparing to the war he's sure is coming, and the X-Men are just trying to prevent that war. So they aren't really enemies but more like two points of view trying to achieve the same, the survival of the Homo Superiori specie. Magneto only fight them to stop them from interfering in his plans, NOT to really defeat them, because he knows that ultimately their method would be the best chance, he just doesn't expect it to really work...

  • @_Alex_Zer0_
    @_Alex_Zer0_ Год назад +2740

    I love how Scott has a giant, highly powerful laser coming nonstop out of his eyes and never thinks to try shooting it at Magneto

    • @herec0mestheCh33f
      @herec0mestheCh33f Год назад +315

      You ever tried thinking about anything but the pain while staring directly into the sun?

    • @longshot9757
      @longshot9757 Год назад +94

      Didn't even look at the guy who stole his eyewear to consider going to retrieve it.

    • @calliecalamity8787
      @calliecalamity8787 Год назад +144

      Pretty sure he's blind while the laser fires.

    • @_Alex_Zer0_
      @_Alex_Zer0_ Год назад +192

      @@calliecalamity8787 Yeah but Magneto is a comic book villain he's loud as shit

    • @CNYTE
      @CNYTE Год назад +62

      ​@calliecalamity8787 The laser is always firing, he's always blind.

  • @Blobbyo25
    @Blobbyo25 Год назад +7654

    "How you doing Wolverine"
    "No bones"
    I had held myself together until that point 🤣 broke me

    • @calsalitra4689
      @calsalitra4689 Год назад +132

      Ah, Magneto broke your bones as well, huh. Good job holding yourself together without a skeleton.

    • @x2c.diamundz
      @x2c.diamundz Год назад +63

      I'm glad someone else found this as funny as I did, I nearly collapsed from laughter at "no bones"

    • @scottdorsch5149
      @scottdorsch5149 Год назад +37

      “Oh” - Prof X

    • @BalenVanHalen001
      @BalenVanHalen001 Год назад +5

      omg same dude same

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager Год назад +11

      The voice acting on Logan was so damn good I was cracking up the whole time every time he spoke.

  • @DevilPogoStick
    @DevilPogoStick Год назад +7704

    I just love how this video summarizes just how broken both Magneto and Xavier really are when the story just have them know in full details what they can do with their powers and essentially mention feats they have done in the comics.

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 Год назад +539

      Isn't that sort of the problem with the comics when they become so stupidly powerful like the flash?
      Previously he was just super fast. But no.
      Now he can move so fast he breaks and repairs the multiverse and just goes away reading and learning fucking nuclear physics like Metroman in Megamind walking away to read.
      "Yeah sure I'm so fast I'm actually faster than instantaneous teleportation somehow, Goku eat your beans out."

    • @DevilPogoStick
      @DevilPogoStick Год назад +431

      @@magnusm4 pretty much, it's basically when writers get a tad too creative and look deeper into a character's power and...Proceed to conclude there's an unopened box of things that power can do and behold, it's now a part of that character's moveset until plot demands they just forget how it works.

    • @Caleb-zl4wk
      @Caleb-zl4wk Год назад +83

      I’ve always been a massive proponent of showing off what characters can actually do so I loved this video.

    • @minecraftmancam
      @minecraftmancam Год назад +6

      ​@@DevilPogoStick yyyyyitadee

    • @capt.bellamy
      @capt.bellamy Год назад +74

      ​@@magnusm4 to be fair they do explain why they don't do the op thing, like that helmet being there to block Xavier's "trade my legs for mental powers" uh power....

  • @talkingben3332
    @talkingben3332 6 месяцев назад +249

    0:23 This moment aged incredibly well after X-men 97 episode 9

    • @griffindault
      @griffindault 5 месяцев назад +16

      Both the video and that episode are both just referring back to this happening in the comics all the way back in 1993. The result a few issues later is we find out Wolverine's claws weren't solely a result of the weapon X program and he had bone claws before that.

    • @talkingben3332
      @talkingben3332 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@griffindault That I knew
      But no one expected them to actually take from the comic storyline which is why that scene was so shocking

    • @nicksojka7457
      @nicksojka7457 4 месяца назад

      Bro, Professor X showing up also aged incredibly well after the finale (yes I know it's a comics moment too)

    • @striker8961
      @striker8961 3 месяца назад

      It’s like the most cliche thing to ever happen between Logan and Magneto, I couldn’t count the number of times it’s happened on 3 hands.

    • @talkingben3332
      @talkingben3332 3 месяца назад

      @@striker8961 Like I just told the other guy
      Nobody expected them to actually take from the comics
      Heck some people don’t even read the comics so they might only know that scene because of X-men 97

  • @mrtimo3822
    @mrtimo3822 Год назад +4343

    Is no one gonna talk about how good that magneto voice is?

    • @crownedshyness9656
      @crownedshyness9656 Год назад +168

      It was just filled with the exaggerated swagger of a holocaust survivor.

    • @VenomRaven
      @VenomRaven Год назад +23

      Well the male doing Jean Grey kinda balances things out.

    • @bjchit
      @bjchit Год назад +10

      It’s the same voice he uses for Yugio.

    • @patrickswasey5301
      @patrickswasey5301 Год назад +12

      @@crownedshyness9656 Jesus Christ this made me laugh.

    • @asahearts1
      @asahearts1 Год назад +5

      I preferred the Jean Grey voice 😂

  • @Kj16V
    @Kj16V Год назад +2275

    This actually happened to Wolverine once in the comics. IIRC, without the metal in his bones constantly keeping his healing factor busy, he gained his full power and turned into a feral beast.

    • @owenkasaboski6902
      @owenkasaboski6902 Год назад

      Yeh, he really did see a Picasso. Stupid fucking squares

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings Год назад +1

      Yep, lost his nose and wore a big dumb bandana. Turned into a caveman.

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 Год назад +150

      Yup. Some of us were alive for that, ya know.
      It was dope, btw. 😁

    • @robolencca-0126
      @robolencca-0126 Год назад +131

      So you're saying the adamantium is actually harmful to Wolferine?

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 Год назад +428

      @@robolencca-0126 It's poisonous. That's part of why they couldn't just give it to anyone, only a very few people could handle it. Those with a healing factor.

  • @xKeihatsu
    @xKeihatsu Год назад +1304

    So nice of him to let Colossus slide like that

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Год назад +58

      Hey, if he doesn’t want to be there, that's okay.

    • @random_person57318
      @random_person57318 Год назад +38

      Colossus would have died and had his iron sucked dry he had to

    • @drippingmalasada4075
      @drippingmalasada4075 Год назад +43

      Bro said dont try and colossus didnt try so it might have earned him a pss

    • @terminallygray
      @terminallygray Год назад +8

      Colossus smart enough to know when he brought a knife to a tactical nuke fight.

  • @rwberger6
    @rwberger6 Год назад +730

    Funny enough, these and more are all canon abilities he has in the comics and part of the reason he's considered one of the strongest/most dangerous mutants. Other stuff he's done includes holding major cities hostage by moving sattelites over them and threatening to drop them on the cities, messed with the earths magnetic poles and caused massive flooding, and tanked a nuclear blast with his electromagnetic shield.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Год назад +41

      I do kind of wonder how the hell he creates that force. Like sure, he can create magnetic fields, but you would need a damn strong magnetic field to hold a satellit over a city. I mean, I also have the ability to lift a wooden stick from the ground, but does that mean I can threaten people by throwing trees at them?

    • @4Entropy44
      @4Entropy44 Год назад +35

      @@wjzav1971 It's not just creation of magnetic fields, he can manipulate existing fields as well. So if he's doing something that seems too much he's probably manipulating the earth's magnetic field to give himself the needed boost in power.

    • @xbox70333
      @xbox70333 Год назад +7

      @@4Entropy44 but earths magnetic field is quite weak by itself lol

    • @Scarrien
      @Scarrien Год назад +13

      ​@@xbox70333 sometimes it pays not to overthink things

    • @imani2114
      @imani2114 Год назад +21

      He's actually one of the weaker omega level mutants because the classification is filled with multiversal gods

  • @LeafBro_
    @LeafBro_ Год назад +353

    I think the creators created him as a fun strong little concept but soon realized the sheer fucking force this man could have

    • @federicopalacios7439
      @federicopalacios7439 Год назад +57

      And like all comics they later on made him absolutely overpowered. Magneto ends up discovering he can manipulate the magnetic links between atoms and he can basically manipulate anything that exists, and he even becomes immune to Xavier's mind control with sheer will power. And considering how insanely strong Xavier is, that is an immense feat

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 9 месяцев назад +38

      @@federicopalacios7439 Comics always overpower their characters to infinity. Sometimes it goes so far you can't even tell if it's meant to be a parody or meant to be serious. Like the latest Superman crap has gone full into the territory of powerderp.

  • @phalamy9180
    @phalamy9180 Год назад +9231

    The "Theres no heaven or hell, only darkness" is actually really funny considering both heaven and hell are actual canonical places in their universe.
    Which implies Magnetos soul got rejected by both.

    • @Cloverpotato
      @Cloverpotato Год назад +2070

      Or it implies that it really is just a brain turn off switch and they aren't really dead. just almost completely unconscious like when you're put under for surgery.

    • @blaykay-4797
      @blaykay-4797 Год назад +568

      @@Cloverpotato Yeah Solid JJ's fans look way too deep into some things I swear

    • @ChrisCrossCrunch
      @ChrisCrossCrunch Год назад +315

      @@blaykay-4797 its kinda fun tho

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 Год назад +256

      Didn't they make Nightcrawler abandon his Catholic faith recently or something, despite literally knowing that heaven is real and God is there?

    • @Historyfrek4ever
      @Historyfrek4ever Год назад +126

      @@robertbeisert3315 In fairness, is it faith when you explicitly know it to be real? Also, for what I understand, isn’t The One Above All it’s own thing and not straight up the Abrahamic God, unlike The Presence of DC.

  • @ObsoletePerson
    @ObsoletePerson Год назад +3620

    Fun fact: the iron in your blood isn't ferromagnetic. Also, the human body stores about 1 to 3 grams of iron in their body.

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher Год назад +686

      Someone once asked how many exsanguinated adults would be required to forge a sword. Came out to somewhere in the mid two hundred range, I think. Which is screwed up, but less than I thought it'd be.

    • @theghostscarftart7856
      @theghostscarftart7856 Год назад +181

      well, they're still comics, time travel is child's play in them, so it doesn't surprise me that they can do something like that without respecting the laws of logistics or physics

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 Год назад +33

      @Hope in the Interstice
      Yes, we've all seen the cell breakout scene in X-Men 3...

    • @MushookieMan
      @MushookieMan Год назад +152

      It's either diamagnetic or paramagnetic depending on whether it is oxygenated blood. He can still affect it.

    • @ainzooalgown3927
      @ainzooalgown3927 Год назад +37

      @@eldorados_lost_searcher yea, but better idea, slowly drown the blood out them. Then you only need 1 person.

  • @doormanamu
    @doormanamu Год назад +446

    He learned from the wooden gun incident

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 Год назад +41

      a wooden gun...

    • @ZulatobariGreatforge
      @ZulatobariGreatforge Год назад +89

      @@jeremyabbott4537 Reed Richards literally gas lit him with a wooden gun into thinking his powers didn't work, since it couldn't affect the gun. Got him to turn himself in, thinking he was powerless.

    • @jacobblack9496
      @jacobblack9496 Год назад +14

      @@ZulatobariGreatforge Wait, fr? Is this in the comics or animated series?

    • @needlespoon4734
      @needlespoon4734 Год назад +24

      ​@@jacobblack9496 it's actually in the old animated series

    • @gavinakrolin7997
      @gavinakrolin7997 Год назад +10

      @@jacobblack9496 In an old Fantastic Four animated series.

  • @Hyperchaoticcybernightmare.
    @Hyperchaoticcybernightmare. Месяц назад +10

    2:16 I like this detail of how magneto wasn't dead in his body but his brain was off so it would naturally see nothing and complete darkness instead of going to heaven or hell which canonically exist

  • @illumi9044
    @illumi9044 Год назад +624

    Well, to be fair, Jean Grey could also burst every vein in Magento's body

    • @eduardopantoja9115
      @eduardopantoja9115 Год назад +145

      True, psychic powers are basically magnetic powers but with not restrictions

    • @shadefire8605
      @shadefire8605 Год назад +27

      But could she do it first?

    • @illumi9044
      @illumi9044 Год назад +109

      @@shadefire8605 If he stands around threatening to do it instead of actually doing it, yeah

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 Год назад +38

      ​@@shadefire8605 I think that he has significantly better reflex feats overall, but there's really no *reason* why a drastically younger person who regularly engages in superhero special-forces training shouldn't be at least as fast as him.

    • @EduardoFlores-bt4fo
      @EduardoFlores-bt4fo Год назад +3

      @@eduardopantoja9115 I don't know, magentism is one of the 4 energies of the universe.

  • @christopherrowley1274
    @christopherrowley1274 Год назад +894

    What makes this even better is that not only can comic Magneto do all of this, but he can do even more stupidly overpowered nonsense. The guy can absorb the entire magnetic field of a planet and then hit you with it.

    • @tricksterjoy9740
      @tricksterjoy9740 Год назад +70

      Magneto solos thanos. In a variety of ways.

    • @anthonydeadman
      @anthonydeadman Год назад +27

      I could've sworn that is actually one of his moves in the old fighting games he was in.

    • @HighSlayerRalton
      @HighSlayerRalton Год назад +19

      Magneto has tried to remove someone's "life-force" with magnetism a couple of times.

    • @satwiksahu486
      @satwiksahu486 Год назад +34

      So all that was stopping him was education?

    • @Mindflayer_Inc
      @Mindflayer_Inc Год назад +7

      ​@@tricksterjoy9740 Yeah, but not Uranos, Thanos' grandpa.

  • @danieljun5360
    @danieljun5360 Год назад +885

    I never miss a Solid jj video

    • @BrianD.Stringham1593
      @BrianD.Stringham1593 Год назад

      @DontReadMyProfilePicture.4
      Don’t read the comments section! 🔥😡👿😈😁😆

    • @cheesecake857
      @cheesecake857 Год назад +1

      @Don't Read My Profile Picture I read all 3

    • @devpatel716
      @devpatel716 Год назад

      Me 2, some might say it's cuz the videos are Solid gold ;)

    • @aladinocave6599
      @aladinocave6599 Год назад

      Ikr his videos is top craft
      writing

    • @thesanss4671
      @thesanss4671 Год назад

      Your aim must be great

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Год назад +371

    2:34 "Don't worry, they'll grow back. Remember how pain-free and relaxing that was when you were a young child?"

    • @mrsexy5680
      @mrsexy5680 3 месяца назад

      Dont worry, ribs grow back!
      (No zey dont)

    • @Freggtheegg
      @Freggtheegg 2 месяца назад +14

      “Dont be such a baby, ribs grow back!”

    • @ferdinanddelia4466
      @ferdinanddelia4466 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Freggtheegg(they don't)🕊

    • @akira6457
      @akira6457 2 месяца назад +11

      *look at Archimedes* "no ze don't"

    • @LandonLoveland-d4b
      @LandonLoveland-d4b Месяц назад +3

      “What happens now?”

  • @DeathsHead1
    @DeathsHead1 Год назад +539

    Fun fact, all of this happened in X-Men #25. Magneto sent an electromagnetic pulse across Earth that screwed shit up, so Xavier led a strike team to stop Magneto. Magneto ripped out Wolverine’s Adamantium, and Xavier shit down Magneto’s brain.

    • @Sarsenwood
      @Sarsenwood Год назад +162

      He...he did what?

    • @dorkfish1275
      @dorkfish1275 Год назад +62

      @Nightjar OH GOD I JUST NOTICED.
      xavier thinks this is five nights at fuckboy's

    • @DeathsHead1
      @DeathsHead1 Год назад +85

      @@Sarsenwood -Shut down. Damn... I'm not gonna fix the typo now. It's too funny.

    • @DeathsHead1
      @DeathsHead1 Год назад +44

      @Nightjar aint that the truth. I refuse to fix it now.

    • @carefree85a
      @carefree85a Год назад +8

      Boop

  • @inquisitormalleus6435
    @inquisitormalleus6435 Год назад +112

    The funniest part of this for me was Colossus just dipping in the middle of the fight and Magneto just letting him go.

    • @clutchedbyanangel
      @clutchedbyanangel Год назад +18

      Colossus doesn't have a healing factor. He did that to Wolverine because he knew he'd be... well, not okay, but he'd live.

    • @lizardguyNA
      @lizardguyNA Год назад

      Magneto may be a human hating extremist and terrorist, but he's got standards. Frankly, that'd likely be how their interaction goes in the actual comics.

  • @idonthaveagoddamnname2623
    @idonthaveagoddamnname2623 Год назад +636

    If you look at some of the stuff Magneto has pulled in the comics (Y’know, moving faster than light, manipulating atoms, some other ludicrously overpowered crap) you realise it’s a miracle he ever loses

    • @blacksage2375
      @blacksage2375 Год назад +73

      More like comics are just dumb power fantasies and every writer after the one that did that (whatever THAT was) pretends it never happens because they need someone who doesn't require the Phoenix or Eternity or Living Tribunal to put down.

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 Год назад +39

      @@blacksage2375 Same with Star Wars. I don't consider those comics or books canon cause if Jedi can move faster than light, jump across planets, read minds, super heal back all injuries, super mega strength and such. Then that just retcons the entire damn movie and series cause how the fuck does the masters of these powers ever get overwhelmed by a bunch of clones with tracer rounds?!
      And how doesn't the entire fucking universe know about this?! Oh sure the jedi died out but you don't just forget LITERAL GOD LIKE DESTRUCTION OF ALL LIFE POWERS in less than a life time! It's like if they banned nuclear bombs in the 50s and nobody today remember what they are.

    • @bradleyreid4853
      @bradleyreid4853 Год назад +13

      @@magnusm4 I think the video game star wars jedi knight outcast has a good middle ground with the power of some of the more out there jedi powers. Like with force heal you have to be sitting still in a meditative stance at rank 1 to even do it but even at the higher ranks where you can move around and do it but still can't attack at the same time. Plus i think force heal should not be able to heal someone from death or near death. I feel like star wars force unleashed is the point where we start getting into the stupid stuff like moving a whole big ass ship from space down to the surface.

    • @destroidhak2556
      @destroidhak2556 Год назад +3

      this is a silly remarc don't start an argument

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 Год назад +13

      I must've missed this reply back then but lol, there's a hilarious instance where Mr. Fantastic tricks Magneto into surrendering by having a "gun" that is not magnetic. Magneto fears for his life and asks how Mr. Fantastic did it. He revealed that it was just made of wood and wouldn't even fire. Magneto let himself stay captured out of embarrassment!

  • @hero_triple3796
    @hero_triple3796 Год назад +52

    Love how Magneto used his power on Wolverine because he knew it wouldn’t kill him and he just wanted to warn the others

  • @d5kenn
    @d5kenn Год назад +491

    I want to see him control non-ferrous aluminum by inducing electromagnetic eddy currents, or deflect charged particles through magnetism and control where lightning strikes. There's a lot of potential OP here.

    • @samuelsoliday4381
      @samuelsoliday4381 Год назад

      His powers are bullshit.

    • @0ne0fmany
      @0ne0fmany Год назад +28

      You've got me thinking about some cool abilities for him,
      I don't quite know his range, but couldn't he pull a Meteor onto any location on Earth?
      Or create a gap in the Earth's magnetic sphere and burn someone with the solar radiation of the Sun.
      And what about the strength of his power? I wonder if he could create a small black hole or a neutron star or to tear them apart.

    • @diablo6250
      @diablo6250 Год назад +6

      *ahem*
      NEEEERRRRRDDDD

    • @diablo6250
      @diablo6250 Год назад +28

      jokes aside, yeah if he really just controls magnetic fields he's incredibly broken- because he can just induce currents into things.

    • @docdirtymrclean3610
      @docdirtymrclean3610 Год назад +15

      @@0ne0fmany He's done that. Asteroid M, Avalon. A giant Planet buster bullet.

  • @mongeeses7112
    @mongeeses7112 Год назад +464

    0:10 I appreciate the nod to Scott’s sometimes canon (but always dumb) mutant ability to do math really well 👍🏼

    • @edwardheppenstall8690
      @edwardheppenstall8690 Год назад +41

      That's a mutant ability? I just thought he was well educated by xavier

    • @mongeeses7112
      @mongeeses7112 Год назад +105

      @@edwardheppenstall8690 Specifically it’s an uncanny sense of spatial awareness and trigonometry. It’s supposed to be an explanation for how he can bounce his optic blasts really well.
      Side note: it’s my head canon that Scott teaches math at the institute.

    • @mr.knightthedetective7435
      @mr.knightthedetective7435 Год назад +50

      @@edwardheppenstall8690
      No no, Scott can "see" the world in angles and stuff like that, it's less of a mutation and more of a savant syndrome or something like that

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra Год назад +28

      @@mongeeses7112 He has the same super power as Cap then, who canonically uses trig to calculate how and where to bounce his shield off objects so that it will return to him.

  • @katherinecrimson
    @katherinecrimson Год назад +1110

    it’s so funny how Wolverine is still somehow alive during the whole thing
    Edit: thank you guys for correcting me, I know he can regenerate now I was just making a dumb comment lol👍

    • @therevenger259
      @therevenger259 Год назад +160

      That's Wolverine's power.

    • @random3x70
      @random3x70 Год назад +71

      in the comics it nearly does kill him and drives him feral

    • @shadowdragonlord2295
      @shadowdragonlord2295 Год назад +16

      ​@@random3x70
      I think people hated that story line

    • @kemix1006
      @kemix1006 Год назад +18

      I mean, he's come back from worse.

    • @franklyanogre00000
      @franklyanogre00000 Год назад +48

      ​@@shadowdragonlord2295 resurrecting from a single drop of blood is a bit much, imho.

  • @THE_DOCTOR82
    @THE_DOCTOR82 Год назад +97

    “Hey Logan how you doi-“
    “No bones”
    “Oh”

  • @MSte21
    @MSte21 Год назад +545

    It really depends on how powerful and precise Magneto's control over electromagnetic fields are. Jean has been powerful enough to resist any attempts to pull her blood out of her body (she has Uber Telekinesis, which doesn't even require the excuse of magnetism to do stuff), and fast enough to pull that helmet off with her mind and then turn the brain switch off.
    But that's the fun of X-Men, the completely OP powers alongside stuff like Cyclops shooting punches out of his eyes.

    • @woomod2445
      @woomod2445 Год назад +19

      And cyclops can face the entire team, and win. With punches from his eyes.

    • @maakujiten3812
      @maakujiten3812 Год назад +20

      ​@@woomod2445 Except for Storm, she tends to beat Slim even without her powers

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw Год назад +17

      Punch beams from the lunch dimension

    • @ethribin4188
      @ethribin4188 Год назад +9

      Yep.
      Phoenix's potentual is way beyond Magnetos.
      But her controll over it is pittifull.
      Magneto though has full controll ovrr his powers

    • @ChaoticHoly
      @ChaoticHoly Год назад +5

      I thing Mags gets horrific migraines if he uses his powers too much, Jeans turns "Dark"" is she uses her powers too much, and Cyke can vaporize mountains with his eye punches but loses them if left in the dark too long.

  • @ChaosAad22
    @ChaosAad22 Год назад +422

    He's top tier in Marvel Vs Capcom 2 for a reason

    • @skunthundler
      @skunthundler Год назад +24

      And Xmen Vs Street Fighter, and COTA, and Marvel 3. He's good in every game he's in.

    • @ricardonb6375
      @ricardonb6375 Год назад +1

      What about Mutant Academy 1 and 2? And Legends 1 and 2?

    • @m0ckyzo185
      @m0ckyzo185 Год назад +19

      He's Mag-fuckin-Neto

    • @Nick-of-Time
      @Nick-of-Time Год назад +5

      2LK

    • @TAWSTEALTHSTALKER
      @TAWSTEALTHSTALKER Год назад +9

      but can he beat FOOT DIVE!

  • @Nigel222
    @Nigel222 Год назад +603

    The funniest part of the animated series was when Charles made Magneto relive the horrors of war.

    • @blob7963
      @blob7963 Год назад +202

      Wait isn't Magneto a holocaust survivor...
      Oh my God.

    • @vonhollen9413
      @vonhollen9413 Год назад +121

      @@blob7963 What if I told you Professor X had the dawg in him?

    • @bentwomey384
      @bentwomey384 Год назад +14

      Without taking off his helmet

    • @bentwomey384
      @bentwomey384 Год назад +54

      @@blob7963in the animated series he’s from an undetermined country wrapped in an undetermined conflict

    • @somethingwithultra7231
      @somethingwithultra7231 Год назад +22

      @@bentwomey384 Still, he essentially sent him back and got him so upset that Magneto straight up fled because of it.

  • @church6134
    @church6134 Год назад +75

    The problem with such a broad description of a power like "You can control magnetism" or "You can control metal" means you really have no limits

    • @catapus8351
      @catapus8351 3 месяца назад +1

      Literally a fundamental force of the universe, what do you expect

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 3 месяца назад

      There can be limitits to that power, the problem is when a writer rises the bar causing the character to become less and less confrontable until you give them saitama syndrome

  • @kurosakikun96
    @kurosakikun96 Год назад +158

    To quote someone I saw on another video involving Magneto and his abilities; the more we come to understand about magnetism, the more powerful Magneto theoretically becomes, like the stuff he can do with it in theory is actively insane

    • @vwts
      @vwts Год назад +17

      There’s an anime where the main character has magnetic powers and 99% of what she does involves electricity (because you can induce current, including in the nervous system to affect biological things) or accelerating projectiles (a railgun). Hardly ever simply hurling metal stuff at people because it’s kinda useless. I always looked at it as what Magneto could do, but refuses to because he likes to suffer. He could probably just shut people down by shocking them and/or driving their nerves haywire.

    • @jakariashafin1695
      @jakariashafin1695 Год назад +7

      ​@@vwts a certain scientific railgun?

    • @feralcyborggaming1531
      @feralcyborggaming1531 Год назад

      Enough magnetism can sterilize an entire planet and make it uninhabitable for millions of years. Magneto is in a crazy tier of power.

    • @justme22154
      @justme22154 Год назад +7

      Honestly, magnetism is just ridiculous. It's one of the four fundamental forces for a reason.

    • @Slowpoke3x
      @Slowpoke3x Год назад +2

      Yea unless Magneto has the mind stone, he still has to filter that power through his brain. Like even you pulled as hard as possible the iron in your body wouldn't help him. It was only possible in that one movie because the guy has a large amount of iron in his system. So he couldn't reduce someone to atoms its too hard for him to focus like trying to look at a particular atom. Unless of course he was empowered by the mind stone. As for messing with the magnetic field its just too vast it would be easier to cause a worldwide metal storm. He would need the power stone to pull that one off. Just like how Xavier needs Cerubro to expand his very specific and precise powers. Thats a drop in the bucket compare to the type of power Magneto needs to pull off those feats.

  • @anttata4663
    @anttata4663 Год назад +284

    1:17 “Jean I will literally burst every vein in your body if you so much as give me a fortune telling” best line

    • @smorgasbordbipples8106
      @smorgasbordbipples8106 9 месяцев назад +6

      Didn't make as much sense tho considering she's a stronger telepath and kinetic than Charles, she could just do the same

    • @richardkenan2891
      @richardkenan2891 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@smorgasbordbipples8106 Except she doesn't need to care if what she's manipulating has a magnetic pull. Although technically everything has a magnetic pull, so there's that.

    • @aland8269
      @aland8269 3 месяца назад

      @@richardkenan2891 cosmic god vs old dude

    • @mu2137
      @mu2137 Месяц назад

      She literally can do that to anything while still negating it

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 Год назад +117

    0:56 *And that is why Colossus is the smartest X-Man.*

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 7 месяцев назад +7

      Man looks like he’s all brawn, but he still got brains

  • @SirsasthNigam.
    @SirsasthNigam. 6 месяцев назад +30

    This aged well in X-Men 97
    I even saved image of Magneto removing adamantium from Logan 's body

  • @gortab
    @gortab Год назад +1305

    1:04 Wouldn't taking Cyclop's visor away just result in him firing his eye laser at Magneto constantly with no way to turn it off until Magneto dies or gives him his visor back? I mean, the visor just _prevents_ him from instantly blasting anything he looks at and he's currently looking in Magneto's direction to talk to him. That's like having someone pointing a machine gun at you and then you use your OP telekinesis to pull the trigger.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Год назад +86

      What if Magneto stepped behind one of his teammates?

    • @Taudstein
      @Taudstein Год назад +389

      You are questioning the spacial logic of a solid jj video

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Год назад +67

      @@Taudstein
      How could I not? Mysterio could access the third dimension!

    • @VladyO
      @VladyO Год назад +34

      Magneto makes force fields too, so it's not much of an issue.

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 Год назад +51

      It would have been funnier if Cyclops looked at Jean and turned her into ashes, then she'd just be Grey. 🤣

  • @kuriboi952
    @kuriboi952 Год назад +56

    I like how Collosus quit, knowing how screwed he'd be fighting Magnetto.

  • @waross8214
    @waross8214 Год назад +321

    fun fact, Magneto actually did rip the metal from Wolverine's bones at one point in the comics

    • @S0ulGh0st
      @S0ulGh0st Год назад +10

      Yeah, the version of this video clearly did the exact same "fluid" look as they did in the comics!

    • @taicanium
      @taicanium Год назад +15

      Even funner fact, it didn't even do anything to Wolverine. His healing factor just grew the bones back for him. Albeit ordinary bones, not ones made of adamantium.

    • @waross8214
      @waross8214 Год назад +14

      @@taicanium oh it did something, without the adamantium his powers accelerated and caused him to go feral

    • @taicanium
      @taicanium Год назад +3

      @@waross8214 Ah yeah, fair. It's been years since I read the comics.

  • @thefailinganimator8609
    @thefailinganimator8609 6 месяцев назад +35

    Watching this after the new episode of Xmen 97 is crazy

  • @Lixover.
    @Lixover. Год назад +235

    Is funny how Magneto is supposed to be a genious on the same level as Professor X but in most stories he doesn't realize how broken his power is and instead just throws chunks of metal at his enemies.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Год назад +60

      Alternatively, he does and is choosing to play by gentleman's rules

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming Год назад +47

      ​@@davidhong1934 Indeed. It wouldn't be a very fun game of chess if you just flipped the board to win every time.

    • @CertifiedDoc
      @CertifiedDoc Год назад +31

      @@davidhong1934 Depends on the version. There's an old Fantastic 4 cartoon where Reed Richards tricked Magneto into thinking his powers were broken by using a wooden gun. Reed told him it was a trick. Magneto, still somehow defeated, allowed the police to handcuff him and put him in a metal cop car which he didn't even try to escape from.

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 Год назад +3

      ​@CertifiedDoc haha that was literally the first thing I thought of when I saw this skit.

    • @TheMidnightKarneval
      @TheMidnightKarneval Год назад +7

      @@davidhong1934 as much as Magneto gets pushed into being so like the Nazis he hates, he really doesn't want to. His whole sthick was please gives us human rights and leave us alone. He got everything he ever wanted when the X-Men got Krakoa. Too bad the writers turned all of the X-Men into war criminals that would have made Himmler turn away in disgust

  • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
    @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire Год назад +63

    2:10
    To be fair that rambling is just the physical trauma of the process, as it is 100% factual that there ARE a bunch of afterlives in the Marvel Universe…. He just wasn’t biologically dead enough to experience any of them.

  • @ThefifthBishopofGord
    @ThefifthBishopofGord Год назад +26

    The whole bit at 2:27 about turning off everyone’s brains made me remember that Armando Muñoz also know Darwin exists and I think about if he could survive that.

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday Год назад +85

    There was an arc where Magneto realized he could manipulate the iron in blood to manipulate its movement through the X-Men's brains, controlling them somehow. Vision countered this by phasing into one of his goons and solidifying just enough that his brain overrode the goon's. Both horrifying powers I'm pretty sure neither of them used again.

    • @daraghokane4236
      @daraghokane4236 Год назад +5

      After seeing that professor x said you no I support the sentinel program then magneto said please I'll never use that power again

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Год назад +1

      Isn't Vision an android?

    • @everettw.9610
      @everettw.9610 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@concept5631 Vision is an android. Vision also has a brain... for some reason.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 11 месяцев назад

      @@everettw.9610 Android brain?

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​​@@everettw.9610iirc he's meant to mimic biologic structure and as such in the comics he has various synthetic organs. doing a quick wiki dive it seems that the reason that he had those in the first place was because he was originally someones replacement body that ultron stole and repurposed

  • @Blinksy08
    @Blinksy08 Год назад +64

    0:37 Standard family guy cutaway

  • @Jakito_0946
    @Jakito_0946 Месяц назад +15

    0:31 I recently broke my leg at a skating rink with my friends, and while I was on the ground in pain, I made sure to quote this exact line. I’m now in bed with a cast, laughing about it

    • @Za1diot
      @Za1diot Месяц назад

      Quick question did you like slide across the rink after you broke your leg like a air hockey puck

    • @Jakito_0946
      @Jakito_0946 8 дней назад

      @@Za1diot Nah, I just fell straight down and flopped on the ground

  • @Legendaryhumanbeing_27
    @Legendaryhumanbeing_27 6 месяцев назад +17

    RAN to this after X-men ‘97 episode 8. I know it’s in the comics but this is the first thing I thought of

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Год назад +24

    I love how Magento's boasting about being a God, gets his brain turned off, and the moment he comes back he starts panicking about there being no afterlife.

  • @theenigma2861
    @theenigma2861 Год назад +37

    This just makes me think of that one scene of Magneto getting tricked by Mr Fantastic with a wooden gun.
    Assuming the gun had no bullets or whatever and it was just to trick him... wouldn't there be just so much shot around them to magnetise?
    Like a street lamp or a manhole or a coin or even the metal armour Magneto was wearing?
    Or even *the cop cars and guns from the guys that arrest him right as Reed Richards tells him it was all a ruse?!*

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Год назад +12

      He surrendered out of embarrassment
      I always assumed that they followed WWE rules in those old cartoons

  • @ScrappinKush
    @ScrappinKush Год назад +41

    1:55 Best reason for why Professor was nerfed

  • @Brosethorns
    @Brosethorns Год назад +71

    1:36 literally the plot of Ultimatum

  • @AQL91X
    @AQL91X 6 месяцев назад +11

    The fact this happened during the latest episode of X-men 97 is just too funny for me

  • @dreamwalking
    @dreamwalking Год назад +75

    Logan was hands down the funniest thing in this skit, by a mile. And this was a very funny skit, to put that in perspective.

  • @fundude9938
    @fundude9938 Год назад +381

    That face Magneto made when he realized it was all darkness was priceless. 😂 That part had me laughing so hard

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 Год назад +12

      Funny how apparently everyone panics when they realize there's nothing after death, as if they all are christians or something.
      My mom actually was dead for a while after her stroke and she just casually said: "Nope, there's nothing there. Your brain just turns off and that's it"

    • @MrAnim8orVideos
      @MrAnim8orVideos Год назад +5

      Well to be fair he wasn't really dead, just blacked out. See what i did there? I'll show myself out.

    • @lionheart4109
      @lionheart4109 Год назад +12

      ​@@magnusm4 She wasn't dead at all. Her brain and body functions would've shut down entirely and became unable to return, due to rigor mortis starting shortly after.

    • @ravio5868
      @ravio5868 Год назад +4

      He wasn't dead, so it was dark because he was unconscious.

    • @ethanwinters9419
      @ethanwinters9419 Год назад +4

      ​@@magnusm4 Nihilist much?

  • @Great-Dao-of-Elegance
    @Great-Dao-of-Elegance Год назад +205

    Xavier's telepathy is no joke, he can even compete against Galactus in telepathic battle and that should tell you how powerful he is.

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra Год назад +25

      It's still kind of a joke though. Like how Gambit can just straight up ignore Xavier (and any telepaths) abilities by thinking "semi-sexual" thoughts to the point they get grossed out and leave.

    • @BappadityaNath
      @BappadityaNath Год назад +21

      @@SSD_Penumbra so basically Gambit trolls them into leaving.

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra Год назад +6

      @@BappadityaNath Pretty much, which means either Magneto's "psychic dampening helmet" doesn't actually work and he just wears it to look cool OR Gambit's thoughts are stronger than whatever element made Magneto's helmet.

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 Год назад +9

      He once fought on equal ground with The Hood while he was wearing the Mind Infinity Stone.
      He lost, but still, the fact that Xavier could compete for a while against infinite telepathic powers Is telling.

    • @ClockworkGearhead
      @ClockworkGearhead Год назад +2

      @@SSD_Penumbra Well, Xavier's telepathy works through the astral plane. People with odd or blocked connections to it can't be mentally assaulted, and training can increase protections. Gambit is an example of that.

  • @nickfernandez7358
    @nickfernandez7358 6 месяцев назад +10

    Coming back to this after today's X-Men 97 episode

  • @LordTyph
    @LordTyph Год назад +678

    fun fact, the helmet actually is made of metal meant to keep Xavier out, alongside other telepaths.
    Also, Magneto really does get legit broken in the comics and that whole thing with ripping out the Adamantium in Wolverine's body IS something he's done in canon.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Год назад +42

      Originally Magneto didn't even need the helmet for that purpose... he could just manipulate fields around his head and make himself immune to telepathy. The idea that the helmet protected him from telepathy came from the movies and was so popular it became canonized in the comics.

    • @Mindflayer_Inc
      @Mindflayer_Inc Год назад +13

      Fun fact, Magneto recently was part of a bunch of omega level mutants that live on Mars with Storm being their leader. They all got wiped out in about an hour by Uranos (Thanos' grandpa)... Where Magneto got his heart ripped out... Magneto survived because he kept his blood flowing even without a heart.

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph Год назад +2

      @@Mindflayer_Inc ...that just sounds like a really stupid character insertion. Why Mars anyway?

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 Год назад +9

      @@LordTyph I mean, the whole planet is made of iron, seems like a good spot for magnet guy, no?

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 Год назад +7

      ​@Lord Typh
      Long story short, mutants currently have their own nation of Krakoa. They terraformed Mars as a sign of power to the other nations/powers of Earth. Uranos was sent to attack the Mars colony, called Arakko, since the Eternals' leader at the time, Druig, convinced the other Eternals that mutants were another form of their old enemies, the Deviants.
      Even if Uranos didn't decimate Arakko, a human industrialist named Kelvin Heng/Feilong was planning to do so since he was pissed that the X-Men beat him to the punch of colonizing Mars.
      There's more to the story, but I don't have all the details. The recent event, Judgment Day, could help explain things better than I could.

  • @zooning-6843
    @zooning-6843 Год назад +457

    Blood iron is weakly magnetic, like most elements, also all elements have some kind of magnetic interaction. This actually boils down to a limit in how powerful a magnetic magnito can make, which in most cases is only enough to influence farro magnetic materials like cobalt and iron.

    • @Artemas_16
      @Artemas_16 Год назад +40

      Magneto can just make all iron in one blood vessel clog up. If it is in brain, instant death.

    • @Illegiblescream
      @Illegiblescream Год назад +68

      That's in the Fox Xmen movies. In the comics he will absolutely unmake you by tearing your protons out of your nuclei and dissipating you into weird and exotic states of matter.

    • @Ryrzard
      @Ryrzard Год назад +12

      @@Artemas_16 He would have to be able to create extremely strong magnetic fields to do that. At most he can just wiggle your hemoglobin. At those magnetic fields he would quicker break your brain before he could mess with your blood.

    • @Artemas_16
      @Artemas_16 Год назад +31

      @@Ryrzard I mean, dude can move axis of Earth, I'd say he can create magnetic field pretty strong. But yeah, it would probably be easier to do that instead of moving iron in vessels. Though latter could be used as assasination method, aneurisms can be sudden for any people while magnetic field usage will tell clearly who did it.

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv Год назад +7

      He actually held all of the X-Men in magnetic fields for full paralysis of all of them while he began a monolog that resulted in several of them leaving. There was a chance he could have killed Bishop if he was held longer, absorbing Magneto's power while still being paralyzed.

  • @xiaolili2625
    @xiaolili2625 Год назад +27

    fun fact, during the early 2000s, there was an x-men arc where magneto used his powers to redirect the flow of blood away from xavier's brain - and marvel writing/editorial staff just subsequently went like "yeah, we're going to act like that never happened"

  • @thean1793
    @thean1793 5 месяцев назад +8

    This video willed X-man ‘97 into existence

  • @cdldriver2348
    @cdldriver2348 Год назад +39

    With a Solid JJ video, it's ALWAYS the Fun Way!

  • @VidelxSpopovich
    @VidelxSpopovich Год назад +52

    This is pretty accurate to the comics actually. At one point Magneto casually discusses how he can move planets when fighting… I think it was Iron Man? Not sure but the point is he later somehow harnessed Jupiter’s magnetic field or something to make himself as strong as Hulk.

    • @justme22154
      @justme22154 Год назад +8

      Yep, and then he slugged Tony with the power of the Sun itself. Dude is insane.

    • @akashsunil7464
      @akashsunil7464 Год назад +2

      LMAO I DIED 😂😂😂😂

  • @drearydoll6305
    @drearydoll6305 Год назад +28

    1:21
    Yeah, that s basically how op he is.

  • @somerandomschmuck2547
    @somerandomschmuck2547 Год назад +25

    The best part, what Magneto is talking about is Ferro-Magnetism, guess what, he’s not limited to that. He can literally control every single form of Magnetism, to put it another way he has total dominion over one of the four fundamental forces of physics. This guy can look at you, move a particle out of alignment, and turn you into A-Bomb. Him calling himself a God isn’t really all that ridiculous, the only reason he doesn’t completely dominate the world is he actually has a moral code. He’s fighting for Mutant rights, world domination is only something he’s interested in if he can’t find a better way to ensure his people won’t be oppressed, it’s also why he doesn’t kill the X-Men despite the fact he easily could. That and yes, Xavier’s powers are a very serious to him, there’s a reason he keeps that helmet on all the time, also if he ever did escalate the fight like that, Xavier would find a way to retaliate in kind.
    Also, fun fact, Magneto once did pull all of Logan’s metal out, it messed him up something fierce and if memory serves he was basically driven into a state of permanent berserker rage for awhile.

    • @spiker.ortmann
      @spiker.ortmann 10 месяцев назад +2

      I remember that time with Beast and Jubilee being the only ones who could go near him for a while and they kinda re-civilicing him. But I'm not 100% sure if that's how it was or I'm having a Mandela effect memory... 🤔

    • @jacobwiren8142
      @jacobwiren8142 9 месяцев назад

      And in retaliation for hurting Wolverine, Xavier mind-wiped him and created the god Onslaught, leading to a reboot of the canon. Xavier is scary when he gets mad.

  • @drwilyecoyote5357
    @drwilyecoyote5357 Год назад +134

    I really love how two of the X-Men's major villains aren't there as a power contest to the x-men, but as a idealogical challenge (Magneto and Apocalypse). It's just a shame we won't see a good x-men movie.

    • @Tzgrey77
      @Tzgrey77 Год назад +15

      X-Men first class exists

    • @oberlin27
      @oberlin27 Год назад +10

      My man's never seen First Class.
      And I don't care what anyone says, Days of Future Past was great.

    • @drwilyecoyote5357
      @drwilyecoyote5357 Год назад +6

      @@oberlin27 oh i've seen first class, and that was peak movie x men. when that came out i had a shred of hope, days of future past was okay. not awful, not first class. just okay. but apocalypse ohhhh my boy look what they did to my boy.

    • @ricardonb6375
      @ricardonb6375 Год назад +2

      ​@@drwilyecoyote5357 and Mister Sinister never got that movie that's promised to us

    • @citizen_grub4171
      @citizen_grub4171 Год назад +1

      I mean, Magneto and Apocalypse basically won the ideological battle, what with the X-Men deciding that (A) mutants and humans should be segregated and that (B) mutants are superior.
      They've become the Brotherhood.

  • @lizardguyNA
    @lizardguyNA Год назад +27

    Now THIS is the content I wanna see. A franchise I know getting dissected in a comedic way. Keep up the good work.

  • @ThisIsCSDX
    @ThisIsCSDX Год назад +43

    It's interesting how with everyone Xavier has revived after "turning their brain off" they go on about how there's nothing when we die and Xavier just brushes it off like it's nothing to worry about.
    This is why sometimes I wish I could be immortal, but the wearing down of my brain from that and living past everyone I've ever known and love would be too much to bear even then.

    • @tropicalpenguin4668
      @tropicalpenguin4668 Год назад +12

      it also is the only piece of marvel lore that's wrong in the video. Heaven and hell exist, in fact there are several afterlives. nightcrawler was super happy when he died and woke up in paradise(heaven).

    • @ThisIsCSDX
      @ThisIsCSDX Год назад +3

      @@tropicalpenguin4668 Tbf, since when has the lore ever been an issue with these types of comedic videos? Heck, if we wanna go with another, Wolvernie says at the end that he lost his bones, but can still talk just fine and clearly should've just had the adamantium removed while leaving the bones intact.

    • @Piledriver2006
      @Piledriver2006 Год назад

      That's past Xavier coming out

    • @WanderingVoid
      @WanderingVoid Год назад +3

      I mean in some people who near death experiences are just in a dark void with nothing but their consciousness. Apparently Buddhist find it blissful so it's not all bad.

    • @mikhaelgribkov4117
      @mikhaelgribkov4117 Год назад +1

      @@tropicalpenguin4668 pretty sure Nightcrawler dad is literally devil pirate. YOHOHO

  • @Xalerdane
    @Xalerdane Год назад +210

    Yeah, the thing most comic book writers don’t understand is that Magneto’s mutant power is _complete mastery of one of the four fundamental forces that govern the laws of physics._
    He’s basically the god of the Electro-Magnetic Force. Which is the thing responsible for chemical reactions, molecules, radio waves, light, electricity, particle accelerators, how our brains work, why physical objects are even able to interact with each other at all, and a whole bunch of other things. Like, literally the only reason you’re not being pulled through the ground by the Earth’s gravitational field is because your body’s electromagnetic field is powerful enough to repel the electromagnetic field of whatever it is you’re standing on right now. When you cut a sandwich in half, you’re using the knife to slice through the electromagnetic field of the sandwich and splitting it into two smaller electromagnetically contained units of molecules. _And Magneto has complete control over the laws of reality that make that a thing._
    If the writers had any idea how anything worked, Magneto would be unbeatable.

    • @GeorgeDCowley
      @GeorgeDCowley Год назад +11

      Depending on precision, and so fourth.

    • @MakeVarahHappen
      @MakeVarahHappen Год назад +21

      The only reason they beat him half the time is because he and Charles have a good relationship and he doesn't like beating up children. Like there was one time where he didn't throw missiles at the school because Iceman was crying so he just sat down and talked to the kid and gave him his helmet to wear. His entire first fight with them was him putting on a show so his ex-best friend's team would have a good debut. The first time he was arrested and tried was because he accidentally electrocuted Kitty Pryde and realized she was a teenager so he quit.

    • @ChauNyan
      @ChauNyan Год назад +4

      His origin story was that his family was killed and killed everyone there upon discovering his powers

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry Год назад +1

      Yeah but what are his pronouns

    • @everettw.9610
      @everettw.9610 11 месяцев назад +5

      I mean when you consider some beings in the marvel universe can control reality itself, Magneto is pretty tame.

  • @nicktime5841
    @nicktime5841 Год назад +59

    He always wins

  • @jtgd
    @jtgd Год назад +33

    1:44 lol douche. He totally waited for Magneto to actually kill before telling them about the helmets. Or better yet, telling them telepathically

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte Год назад +335

    I think after Magneto was shown to be able to control blood flow by influencing iron in it and also control _entirety_ of electromagnetism, he's basically on Dr.Manhattan level. Thankfully nobody yet realized how broken he is apparently 🤣

    • @kinggalactix
      @kinggalactix Год назад +2

      Not even himself.

    • @saulofontoura
      @saulofontoura Год назад +28

      Durability is an issue though. People can shoot him when he's not looking, speedsters can blitz him... Dr Manhattan has no such problem.

    • @AdderMoray
      @AdderMoray Год назад +17

      @Cannabis Dreams That literally happened in the comics back in 2021. Mutants colonized Mars.

    • @markozerdin9784
      @markozerdin9784 Год назад +2

      I mean, plot armour finds ways

    • @dziewiaty
      @dziewiaty Год назад +23

      It is known how OP Magneto is he just prefers playing politica with Xavier, who is also powerful as hell, so they stay in stelmate for story reasons.
      Similar situation to Dr Doom who i the most powerful sorcerer, but is busy fighting dracula and devil

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 месяцев назад +20

    Welp, they did it

  • @scooblov
    @scooblov 6 месяцев назад +17

    Anybody here after X Men season 1 finale?

  • @lautarofarnos835
    @lautarofarnos835 Год назад +79

    Well, seeing how Wolverine has managed to go trough almost anything, I think being cut in half and not having any bones shouldn't be THAT much of a problem for him, he'll probably be good in a few hours

    • @pissthrower4477
      @pissthrower4477 Год назад

      Probably

    • @lvlHive
      @lvlHive Год назад +4

      Without that backwater adamantium that was injected into his bones he should be healing faster since i believe that is what damages his healing factor eventually killing him.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime Год назад +11

      This event almost literally happened in the Fatal Attractions storyline where Magneto ripped all of the adamantium out of Wolverine's body. It was how it got revealed that he actually always had the claws even before the adamantium. His healing factor also went into super-overdrive during that time period because he wasn't constantly fighting adamantium poisoning. Had the weird side-effect of making him look like some weird gorilla thing, though.

    • @spiker.ortmann
      @spiker.ortmann 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@JackgarPrime I can't remember how he looked, but I remember that he went insane for the pain overdrive and they had to re-civilize him... 😨

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@spiker.ortmann He looked like some kind of gorilla-wolf hybrid thing, it was very strange. Also, his uniform was all torn up for some reason.

  • @PuzzlingGoal
    @PuzzlingGoal Год назад +42

    "so you just killed him like that like it was nothing" my brother in Christ did you miss the part where he can literally kill anyone with blood instantly

    • @AReaderOfHorror
      @AReaderOfHorror Год назад

      Guess this version of Cyclops didn't go through the multiple times Charles faked his own death for...reasons?
      Just to traumatize everyone around him. Whole buncha different ways.
      Killing everyone around oneself is a whole lot less effort than years-long gaslighting.
      Oh, and refusing to use his powers to be useful at a larger level.

  • @moro2485
    @moro2485 6 месяцев назад +8

    "I can control the world's axis"
    I wonder how well this aged? 🍷

  • @kanyerahming
    @kanyerahming 6 месяцев назад +22

    Ain’t no way bro predicted X-men 97 a year ago

    • @MikeyGoodridge-lb1wt
      @MikeyGoodridge-lb1wt 6 месяцев назад

      Damn bro you right 😂

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 5 месяцев назад +1

      It wasn't really a prediction. It already occurred in a famous comic storyline.

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 5 месяцев назад

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 I know

  • @nerdgeekman
    @nerdgeekman 6 месяцев назад +9

    This video: exists
    Kevin Feige: WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @dregrant8262
    @dregrant8262 Год назад +8

    "...if you so much as give me a fortune telling" 💀 I don't think you people know how funny that line is said to Jean 😂

  • @wtrm3ln
    @wtrm3ln 6 месяцев назад +26

    love how this is essentially the new 97 episode

  • @bigpoggers6507
    @bigpoggers6507 Год назад +53

    1:30
    *but did you consider the implications*

    • @jimbocraggins
      @jimbocraggins 2 месяца назад

      "WHAT IMPLICATIONS?"

    • @Vilgax00
      @Vilgax00 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jimbocragginsEnd of Ultimate Marvel Universe. Appreantly.

    • @jimbocraggins
      @jimbocraggins 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Vilgax00 meh whatever we can just bring that back with the infinity balls

  • @FGlover63
    @FGlover63 Год назад +30

    You know I’ll just sit this one out😂. 0:51

    • @Projectzed800
      @Projectzed800 2 месяца назад

      I just realized he was voiced by doobis goobis

  • @lightyearpig12
    @lightyearpig12 Год назад +13

    The fact that Wolverine actually did have the adamantium pulled out of his bones a few times makes this even better.

  • @austinboyer460
    @austinboyer460 6 месяцев назад +15

    Bro predicted the future. 💀

    • @LuarIbriqi-qf4fh
      @LuarIbriqi-qf4fh 4 месяца назад +2

      Bro Wolverine being teared apart was in the comics back in the 90s.
      Solid JJ didn't predict anything 💀

  • @critch7514
    @critch7514 6 месяцев назад +10

    Jesus christ, he predicted the show perfectly

    • @sinedddmk8996
      @sinedddmk8996 6 месяцев назад +4

      Well, the show is based on the comics. The wolverine part was actually a panel pull out too.
      Not the one in this video, but the one from the show

  • @jeffcarey1776
    @jeffcarey1776 Год назад +8

    I like how wolverine is in the worst pain anything may ever feel and compares it to the time he went to the Picasso exhibit like it was the worst thing he felt before that point his entire skeleton was ripped from his body.

  • @Overlord378.
    @Overlord378. 3 месяца назад +3

    Now Logan's healing factor just has to realize, that it doesn't have to deal with adamantium poisoning anymore; and can go and do the same thing that was happening to Savage, AKA make him wilder.
    Which resulted in him being more beast-like while looking like a roided version of himself.

    • @Overlord378.
      @Overlord378. 3 месяца назад +2

      Also, just realized that his "brain turn off switch".
      Is him, putting them in a coma, which explains the "There is nothing but darkness!".
      Because they are then prisoners in their own bodies.

  • @CartoonCo-Op
    @CartoonCo-Op 6 месяцев назад +8

    Anyone else come back here because of X-Men ‘97?