Sadly i won't be able to see it... Cause my internet plan will only last for 59 human years, and with these prices i'm not gonna keep paying to renew it
Honestly, I thought for a moment at the beginning there was going to be a twist where it was a big misunderstanding. He isn’t traveling planet to planet to devour them, he was traveling planet to planet to devour all dishes that exist on a planet. He’s just a chill guy wanting to taste all foods a planet has to offer.
Whaaat? What are you talking about, we're not aliens! Could you imagine? Haha! Absolutely nonsensical! ... Seigneur suprême Croissant, ils nous ont démasqués ! Nous devons exécuter la prochaine phase maintenant ! Envoyez les baguettes anals ! Leurs simples esprits seront bientôt sous notre contrôle ! Rohohohohohohoooo !!!
And he's lonely, too. The Heralds aren't just to find him planets to eat, he likes the company and considers the Fantastic Four his friends. "The Tick" (naturally) ran with this where Tick ends up on Omnipotus during a trip to space and helps him with things like rubbing his sore feet and a small planet stuck in his ear while getting a ride back to Earth. Tick convinces Omnipotus to spare Earth by agreeing to be be his friend and "only" taking a bite out of the moon before he leaves.
@@PeteTheGrouch Galactus isn't just a hungry asshole who eats planets to keep himself alive. It's implied that the energy he consumes is for the next Big Bang once our universe dies out; Galactus will burn himself up causing it and creating life. Without Galactus, existence would just end at that point. The "hunger" he feels is basically a quota from the universe, torturing him until he consumes enough energy to fulfill it.
Hey Galactus is doing a damn galactic service, you don’t see him slacking off like Beerus does. Eating planets is hard work and *GALACTUS IS A PROFESSIONAL!*
I mean, dude is considerate enough to wait until he's almost dying of hunger to go and eat a world, practically every time, and also sends them notice to evacuate beforehand, pretty much entirely out of consideration for the people of the world he's about to eat.
@@painvillegaming4119 All the best characters are purple: Raven, Widowmaker, Ayane, Juri, Mileena, Blaze the cat, Twilight Sparkle, Giorno, Spyro, Waluigi...
"so how did magneto not manipulate your armor?" "It's fucking gold titanium alloy, I'm not jus iron" Unless old school Iron man is actually jus iron xD
No one else seemed to make the comment so I will: there is a comic where aunt May becomes the silver surfer and ends up baking planet sized cakes for Galactus to eat
@@ninjalectualxI think an oven scaled up to accomodate a planet sized cake might follow the same rules as conventional ovens and conventional cakes. Though the energy to power such an oven could probably feed Galactus on its own.
@@GrumpyTy34er no she lead him to a planet that looked like a Twinkie that had some being that looked like the Pillsbury doughboy also it was an April fool's episode from what I remember
@@autismsings8848 It may only start with one, chums, but where will it end? Two? Dare I say... THREE?! If there is a worse timeline, then I fear we may be in it!
When Superman said "Robin died" I accidentally managed to say "Which one?" in unision with Batman, I am getting way too corrupted by those sketches by now
I don't know what's funnier. The fact that Batman doesn't know which Robin died (or that he had one still alive) or that Galactus wants to eat only New Jersey
I'm pretty sure what happened in the comics is that the Watcher told the FF to send the Human Torch on a cosmic space vacation to go to Galactus' space ship to get a universe-destroying space pistol and take it back to Earth in order to threaten to shoot Galactus with it so he goes away on the offchance that Reed might actually pull the trigger. You know, like a superhero does.
At this point Wonder Woman must be in shambles. Every woman has a voice actor, even her parallel evil version. It's almost like some god willed the one time she actually spoke out of existence.
Nobody realizing jj literally got sponsored by a company whos officially partnered with dc? Like an actual official DC SPONSORED COLAB WHY ARE WE NOT CONGRATULATING OUR BOY
Okay but the earth being eaten over the coarse of 50 years would actually suck because of how little of it we need to survive. The earth's crust is equal to .5% of the earth's mass, meaning Galactus would render earth little more than a sea of lava in about 90 days, aka about three months. Since so little of that is JUST the surface, I doubt we'd all last a week.
It's... complicated. Marvel forgot to update lore on Galactus and Phoenix in like 60 years, I guess?😅 Galactus eats potential "lifeforce" hence planets can't be terraformed back. Meanwhile Phoenix is powered by energy pool of ALL lifeforce, existing and potential meaning that in Marvel at certain point new generations just stop being born no matter how hard you try or technology you use. And Phoenix steals power from this pool. Meaning every time Jean uses Phoenix powers, a potential generation gets deleted😅 Wtf, right?
Galactus grew in full power just for them to perceive him 💀🤣🤣 Silver Surfer being just as shocked as the Fantastic Four about the whole burger/sandwich suggestion had me rollin 😂🤣🤣🤣
Was not expecting to see a board game advert here, but here you are. That's actually damned good product placement, far better than the normal stuff you market ;)
I imagine this galactus ate entire planets and ate real food while doing so and just accepted the rocks and lava and dirt as like, bad parts that make the other parts better.
Eating the earth in 60 years is still super impressive The mass of the earth is 5.972×10^24 kg, so that's how much he Galactus here can eat in 60 years. Divide that number by 60, and then by 365, and you'll find out that he can eat 2.727×10^20 kg per day For reference, Pluto is only 1.309×10^22 kg, which is roughly 48 times Galactus's daily ingest. If you look up a size comparison of Pluto to Earth, you'll see that that'd be a *huge* chunk to take out. I don't know if humanity would be able to survive the impact of that, and that's only about 50 days of it So the Fantastic 4 would have a lot less time to stop Galactus than you'd think.
I was hoping when it was time to eat the planet, he would pull out a fork and just take out a mouthful from the roof of the building and expect them to be terrified as the million-year process begun.
You should do one where they're all critically thinking about the implications of having their powers like do plastic man or thing age or does human torch add to global warming
[ the fantastic 4 convincing galactus not to eat their planet ] meanwhile the watcher: just standing there watching ... like seriously why is the watcher in the thumbnail he isn't even in this video. i mean is he in the original fantastic 4 episode or image like why is he here hes ... h-he's just in thumbnail like why why-
IIRC the human bits are actually an illusion and he's just a mass of cosmic energy under there- y'know, like the Anti-Monitor, but without the meteor baleen teeth.
Actually Galactus “eats planets” by sucking up their life energy via technology? Read a comic bro…
what
So he sucks them dry?
Who are you talking to?😊
Bruh
🤓
If Purple Galactus was there, they would be done for.
Hey babe
@@realGalactusI’m surprised you didn’t say “You rang?”
@@TheRealNormanBates What is this to you, some kind of avenger endgame?
@@realGalactus NO WAY
@@realGalactuscan you get rid of New Jersey FIRST? Then maybe England or something
I’m so hungry I could eat several million horses.
ok but what if we gave you 1 horse but in like really big sandwich form
Galactus you've been here since 2014 why haven't you eaten us yet
@@wuhoh5274 hes getting to it
@@boogerhead199 What if your mother finally said she loved you once but like in a really big sentence
@@realGalactus what if i had a really big noose
Galactus strikes me as a big nerd same as his voice actor thanks for having me on bby grl
Lool
frr
Aww
You should see the parody/omash in Ben 10 Omniverse he is just a super powerful nerd in a flying chair
dude you sound like Abe Lincoln's ghost from Venture Bros.
JJ got a DC sponsorship
I’m so proud of our little fighter!
Little warrior
our cutie pie
he really solid snaked j double j
Our wittle cuddwy wumpus!
"Remember, if DC sponsor this, this is canon"
*Golden ending unlocked*
Can't wait for the sequel in 60 human years.
For me, that’s just 59 human years
Sadly i won't be able to see it...
Cause my internet plan will only last for 59 human years, and with these prices i'm not gonna keep paying to renew it
Galactus doesn't use human messages, he uses 60 spuman spears
*spequel
3:28 he can still eat New Jersey but he’s probably not going to feel well after eating it
I mean hr can but...
Why would he
That's....a good point.@@dumbidea1007
Theres too much gabagool in New Jersey
It takes a spetric ston of fentanyl for him to get high.
We'll allow it, but it probably tastes bad.
A solid jj video NOT sponsored by Gamer Supps? Has the curse finally been lifted?
Don't jinx it or the next episode will be sponsored by better help.
@@tach5884True curse would be sponsored by Established Titles.
@@richardarriaga6271 Better Established Supps.
Hooray
"Uhh I'll have one planet please. One with everything. Thanks."
sure jupiter is that way go nuts
@t84t748748t6
Nonononono not that one! We need that one for protecting Earth from big Asteroids! Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune should be free, though.
Wait no Jupiter apparently helps protect us from random meteors and stuff? Have uh... have Pluto. That one's been mopey since the demotion.
I'll have 5 planets. And 5 more planets.
And don't give me 10. I'll know the difference.
"Hold the New Jersey"
Honestly, I thought for a moment at the beginning there was going to be a twist where it was a big misunderstanding. He isn’t traveling planet to planet to devour them, he was traveling planet to planet to devour all dishes that exist on a planet. He’s just a chill guy wanting to taste all foods a planet has to offer.
Would've been funnier.
So an oversized Beerus? I dig it!
2:42 It's probably spanglish mixed with some alien language, like french
You mean Sprench?
span-ish en-glish
Whaaat? What are you talking about, we're not aliens! Could you imagine? Haha! Absolutely nonsensical!
... Seigneur suprême Croissant, ils nous ont démasqués ! Nous devons exécuter la prochaine phase maintenant ! Envoyez les baguettes anals ! Leurs simples esprits seront bientôt sous notre contrôle ! Rohohohohohohoooo !!!
(the sp stands for space)
Mate hate to breach it to you but theoretically french is the compromise between them just look at France right there b
Between England and Spain
Galactus canonically has depression because he sometimes eats planets with life and hes like "Damn it i never asked for this"
And he's lonely, too. The Heralds aren't just to find him planets to eat, he likes the company and considers the Fantastic Four his friends.
"The Tick" (naturally) ran with this where Tick ends up on Omnipotus during a trip to space and helps him with things like rubbing his sore feet and a small planet stuck in his ear while getting a ride back to Earth. Tick convinces Omnipotus to spare Earth by agreeing to be be his friend and "only" taking a bite out of the moon before he leaves.
not just sometimes, the planet has to have life for it to sustain him
_Ahhh,_ comics...
The only place they'll try to make a literal planet eating monstrosity seem 'sympathetic'
@@PeteTheGrouch Like, it never occurred to him to just accept starvation and NOT eat trillions of people.
@@PeteTheGrouch Galactus isn't just a hungry asshole who eats planets to keep himself alive. It's implied that the energy he consumes is for the next Big Bang once our universe dies out; Galactus will burn himself up causing it and creating life. Without Galactus, existence would just end at that point.
The "hunger" he feels is basically a quota from the universe, torturing him until he consumes enough energy to fulfill it.
2:56 that’s Darth Vader
Or is Darth Vader the Legion of Doom?
@BamaMophi That's why he's so evil cause so many supervillains are running around in his head
@@BamaMophi Pretty sure Super Friends came out before Star Wars, so, yeah
"Meanwhile, at Darth Vader."
I think it's closer to Dark Laser from Fairly Odd Parents.
Hey Galactus is doing a damn galactic service, you don’t see him slacking off like Beerus does. Eating planets is hard work and *GALACTUS IS A PROFESSIONAL!*
BEEG Yoshi! ya know, he's sittin there...
@@bigyoshi5170 I learned everything I know about planetary consumption on Skillhare.
I mean, dude is considerate enough to wait until he's almost dying of hunger to go and eat a world, practically every time, and also sends them notice to evacuate beforehand, pretty much entirely out of consideration for the people of the world he's about to eat.
I need a comic panel were galactus meet beerus and just bond over being purple
@@painvillegaming4119 All the best characters are purple: Raven, Widowmaker, Ayane, Juri, Mileena, Blaze the cat, Twilight Sparkle, Giorno, Spyro, Waluigi...
His weakness is dairy, btw. Galactus is galactose intolerant.
Excellent.
The Milky Way Galaxy is safe!
The fact that galactose is the real name of an actual sugar is absurd.
@@alansmithee419 And lactose is just glucose and galactose, so it really is in dairy.
Underrated comment
Can we see iron man fight Magneto?
You ever take some tinfoil and crumble it into a shiny little ball?
This. Make this top comment. We need to see a skit of this.
That's unfair. Tony will just make Wood Man
"so how did magneto not manipulate your armor?"
"It's fucking gold titanium alloy, I'm not jus iron"
Unless old school Iron man is actually jus iron xD
emphasis on "fight"
Leaked footage of the fantastic four movie lookin lit 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
probably a leak for the movie The how it should’ve ended
3:27: hilarious last detail
haha junk food joke
No one else seemed to make the comment so I will: there is a comic where aunt May becomes the silver surfer and ends up baking planet sized cakes for Galactus to eat
How would you bake it without the outside burning before the inside is finished baking? Does it just cause a crust?
@@ninjalectualx no idea. It's a weird What If story. Maybe a water bath to partially steam it?
@@ninjalectualxI think an oven scaled up to accomodate a planet sized cake might follow the same rules as conventional ovens and conventional cakes. Though the energy to power such an oven could probably feed Galactus on its own.
@@GrumpyTy34er no she lead him to a planet that looked like a Twinkie that had some being that looked like the Pillsbury doughboy also it was an April fool's episode from what I remember
"You were the first ones who spoke English"
That's where I lost it.
2:36 eh, if it really was then all those other planets would have been spared
Holy skit, female voice actors?!
Wonder Woman: *shocked expression in lack of a voice actress*
sad to see solidjj go woke and employ WOMEN : /
@@autismsings8848 It may only start with one, chums, but where will it end? Two? Dare I say... THREE?!
If there is a worse timeline, then I fear we may be in it!
solid jj sponsored by DC????
preposterous!
Technically Cryptozoic since they make the DC Deck Building Game with the DC license
@@RogueCheepSheepStill very impressive
and on a marvel video!
When Superman said "Robin died" I accidentally managed to say "Which one?" in unision with Batman, I am getting way too corrupted by those sketches by now
Acevane fan?
I don't know what's funnier. The fact that Batman doesn't know which Robin died (or that he had one still alive) or that Galactus wants to eat only New Jersey
I wouldn't say he wants to...
Galactus is like Beerus; Feed him well and he’ll leave you be.
I'd say moro is more like galactus.
0:28 Oh gosh I was NOT expecting that 💀
Every other part of Earth he wanted to eat out of hunger.
But New Jersey... he wanted to eat that out of spite.
Now I'm just imagining Galactus grabbing a knife and fork and slowly eating the planet bit by bit as people just watch.
Wait... A DC ad on a Marvel centric parody video. Is... Is... this also a joke? Jokeception? Drinking too much gamer drinks perhaps
I think jj upped his game with the music choice
1:58 Isnt this literally what they did in the comics. Like they asked, "have you tried NOT eating planets."
Did any of them offer to make a big burger? I think not!
I'm pretty sure what happened in the comics is that the Watcher told the FF to send the Human Torch on a cosmic space vacation to go to Galactus' space ship to get a universe-destroying space pistol and take it back to Earth in order to threaten to shoot Galactus with it so he goes away on the offchance that Reed might actually pull the trigger. You know, like a superhero does.
At this point Wonder Woman must be in shambles. Every woman has a voice actor, even her parallel evil version. It's almost like some god willed the one time she actually spoke out of existence.
Catwoman also don't have a Voice actor
I mean technically hawkgirl, cheetah, and poison ivy also have not have voice actors
Animals and plants never speak to me so i suppose it's true.
Nobody realizing jj literally got sponsored by a company whos officially partnered with dc? Like an actual official DC SPONSORED COLAB WHY ARE WE NOT CONGRATULATING OUR BOY
and somehow they're on kickstarter
ironically on a Marvel skit
Lots of people have mentioned it. Why dont you read more than the first 5 comments before freaking out?
@@vorshack8968 I was the first to mention it bucko, when I posted this there were 7 comments.
@@Whale-xq6yw Then why would you wonder that nobody had commented on it?
2:13 🚨 🚨 MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE SPOTTED 🚨 🚨
Okay so fix it.
what spelling mistake? no seriously, which spelling mistake? I don't see any
@@Tortue2006”enitre planets”
@@TheElevatedOnee ah, I see it now, I was looking at the wrong frame
You missed the one 20 seconds in. "Messanger"
2:20 Let's go everything can be solved in english except math cause that's number's
If only the fantastic four had a horse nearby… that’ll surely satisfy his hunger.
Next episode: Galactus is diagnosed with type 2 diabetes.
Or as he calls it, spiabetes.
1:31 puberty speedrun
Hahaha I thought I was hearing a few cracks there 😅
I caught that too😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭
Bro’s so hungry he doesent even leave any crust when he’s done
"You speak English" actually made me laugh out loud
Okay but the earth being eaten over the coarse of 50 years would actually suck because of how little of it we need to survive. The earth's crust is equal to .5% of the earth's mass, meaning Galactus would render earth little more than a sea of lava in about 90 days, aka about three months. Since so little of that is JUST the surface, I doubt we'd all last a week.
Nah, it takes years because he keeps getting violently ill trying to drink the oceans first. Rather get it out sooner than later.
Maybe he could start with the middle
@@reginaldwooster235 Well that's even worse because of ultraquakes. caused by the planet falling into itself unevenly. (My source is I made it the f)
@@reginaldwooster235 maybe he can just dig in one point, after reaching lava he would just keep drinking
Galactus: "Yea, Fuck it. Let's give it a shot."
😂
1:09 Props man, for using the 1953 War of the Worlds Martian Heat Ray sound effect! Glad to see someone respects the classics!
It's... complicated. Marvel forgot to update lore on Galactus and Phoenix in like 60 years, I guess?😅
Galactus eats potential "lifeforce" hence planets can't be terraformed back.
Meanwhile Phoenix is powered by energy pool of ALL lifeforce, existing and potential meaning that in Marvel at certain point new generations just stop being born no matter how hard you try or technology you use. And Phoenix steals power from this pool. Meaning every time Jean uses Phoenix powers, a potential generation gets deleted😅
Wtf, right?
"And Aquaman I guess"
The roast will never end
🤣
Nor it should.
I thought hostess Twinkies were the only thing besides planets that slate his hunger? (seriously look it up it's a trip)
Galactus grew in full power just for them to perceive him 💀🤣🤣
Silver Surfer being just as shocked as the Fantastic Four about the whole burger/sandwich suggestion had me rollin 😂🤣🤣🤣
At least he's not a big stupid cloud
"60 human years are but only 50 of my own" is one of the funniest lines in the whole channel lmao
I like how Galactus was confused by Silver Surfer wearing clothes.
0:32 Galactu's "Enough of This" sounds like Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes.
1:07 Is "spinches" even a word?
2:42 Galactus speaks "spenglish"?
Now it is!
Because Galactus said so.
@@ThermalVoid😅😅😅😅
Space inches lol
Just about to type that-glad someone else thinks it is space inches, too
2:02 - just make Aunt May your Herald and she’ll make some Power Cosmic-flavored Hostess Fruit Pies!
"But a spec in my life."
He means a sec. Spenglish is hard.
This video would have been even more accurate if Galactus had suddenly turned purple with zero explanation.
Was not expecting to see a board game advert here, but here you are. That's actually damned good product placement, far better than the normal stuff you market ;)
2:06 "Yeah fuck it, Let's give it a shot" 😂🤣
I wouldn't let him eat New Jersey, he forgot the magic word for that.
bada bing
"Splease!"
Never forget.
Marvel published the Toxic Crusaders comic in 1992.
Tromaville is in New Jersey.
Galactus is doing us a greater favor than we realize.
Toxic Avenger?
3:27 - "Can I still eat New Jersey?"
Only if you want to get food poisoning and be on the toilet for the next millennium.
Galactus: Destroys to fail to satiate his literally insatiable hunger.
Unicron: Destroys because he is destruction incarnate.
McDonalds new menu
Burger
Big Mac
Spurger
I imagine this galactus ate entire planets and ate real food while doing so and just accepted the rocks and lava and dirt as like, bad parts that make the other parts better.
1:51 Captain Planet where are you??? 🌌📺🦸🏻♂️🌎♻️
geez, when is that ambulance gonna get there? it's been driving all DAY from the sounds of it.
Eating the earth in 60 years is still super impressive
The mass of the earth is 5.972×10^24 kg, so that's how much he Galactus here can eat in 60 years. Divide that number by 60, and then by 365, and you'll find out that he can eat 2.727×10^20 kg per day
For reference, Pluto is only 1.309×10^22 kg, which is roughly 48 times Galactus's daily ingest. If you look up a size comparison of Pluto to Earth, you'll see that that'd be a *huge* chunk to take out. I don't know if humanity would be able to survive the impact of that, and that's only about 50 days of it
So the Fantastic 4 would have a lot less time to stop Galactus than you'd think.
I heard somewhere Russia has more landmass than Pluto.
I was hoping when it was time to eat the planet, he would pull out a fork and just take out a mouthful from the roof of the building and expect them to be terrified as the million-year process begun.
Galactus be looking more like the Jolly Green Giant or a very large muscular Shrek
My favorite part of this are how the subtitles constantly reminding us he is green
"Can I still eat New Jersey?" Fantastic Four: "Sure, why not. even the people there don't like it."
Kamala Kahn: "He can't eat Jersey! Me and my family live there!"
@@legoking6165 everyone: "Please take Jersey"
Now we know why Unicron ate so many planets. He didn't come to earth so he was not offered a very large burger.
It's the guy in the jimmy and Timmy power hour thing I love this guy!
Shirley The Non-Villian Fairy-Power Absorber!
I read the thumbnail and immediately thought of two characters. Stewie of Family Guy and Bender of Futurama.
Ben looks like Garfield at 0:44
The ad content at the end was seamless, as entertaining as the rest of the video.
You should do one where they're all critically thinking about the implications of having their powers like do plastic man or thing age or does human torch add to global warming
Some guy: "I'm so hungry..."
A horse: *"How hungry?"*
Galactus: *"Not as hungry as I!"*
I love the dc ad in the marvel skit
I love the fact that he stutters and speaks faster everytime the characters are confused, they sound genuinely confused.
We call it spenglish where I'm from
“A human year is it a spæck in my life” - green galactus
No don’t eat New Jersey!
You can have Detroit though.
He will have an indigestion
He can have England and for a light snack north Korea.
"Laughs in green Galactus" made my day fr
But will Wonder Woman have lines in the card game?
...that was the funniest "sure" I have heard in my life.
(Laughs in Green Galactus)
Damn that's really lucky of DC to get the attention of SolidJJ
glad you finally switched sponsers you were being a real logan paul dude
Huh?
@@vorshack8968 you know selling that unheathly junk to kids
@@WTSD850 his videos aren’t really geared towards kids though.
Especially with that last one about Professor X…
Spider-Man gets nineteen inches of Venom, Fantastic Four gets eight spinches of Green Galactus
[ the fantastic 4 convincing galactus not to eat their planet ] meanwhile the watcher: just standing there watching ... like seriously why is the watcher in the thumbnail he isn't even in this video. i mean is he in the original fantastic 4 episode or image like why is he here hes ... h-he's just in thumbnail like why why-
That's the Silver Surfer.
@@HeroponAlexander wait i think he changed the thumbnail
A "Galactus" size burger? You mean a SPURGER?
i wonder if under the helmet galactus has an actual neck or if it is the same girth as his head so it just looks like he has one elongated head
IIRC the human bits are actually an illusion and he's just a mass of cosmic energy under there- y'know, like the Anti-Monitor, but without the meteor baleen teeth.
@@quelltech the what (i only have surface knowledge of marvel stuff)
SolidJJ actually being sponsored by DC is crazy
Still better than Fan4stic😂😂
Or its sequel Fant5stic.
More like The other Tim Story movie
Anything is better than Fan4stic.
“YOU ARE THE FIRST ONES WHO SPOKE ENGLISH!”
Congrats on the DC sponsorship bro
I love the echo effect you used for Galactus’s voice
Galactus, please eat New Jersey. Even Kaiba recognize how F--ed up they are.
I love how characters will question the thing that saved them out of sheer confusion and anger.