"America is the best country in the Nation." "Translator's Note: 'Moo' means 'moo.'" "Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa." *Hmmm yes, the floor here is made of floor*
"People die when they are killed." "Since the beginning of time, only a dragon slayer has been capable of slaying a dragon." "Then why does the berserker go berserk?"
In fairness as a Christian I can see GOD in some sense of the word, in the same way you can see a virus under a microscope. So through an accidental convoluted path you can still make it work
@Elliot Peters Looks very much like a butt plug, my dude. That's all. But that really didn't need to be posted as a reply to this comment. Side note, liquid oxygen is deep blue, but liquid nitrogen is still colorless.
And covid isnt near as severe as some pretend. Never in history has somthingthis minor been so exaggerated. You would tgink it us the black death if you took th b s seriously.
@@Gl-my8fw you people literally believe anything and make this stuff up yet you people think the government is more stupid than you? You can't even type properly and you think you're smarter than the people who is providing you the gadget you're wearing?
Jack: doesn’t know Louisiana Me: knows that there are people out of the US and most people in the US don’t know Louisiana either Also me: *visible confusion*
random fact that nobody care about : at 3:00 it's actually real, a serious scientific studies has proven that even chirurgical mask don't stop the virus, however it doesn't mean it's totally useless, without any mask when coughing the particle (and virus) can go up to 8 meter, but with a pieces of tissues on the face it's greatly reduce to maximum 1 meter.
@@Alex0dia well hey, at last you guys have great food and my favorite Disney movie representing Louisiana, complete with an amazing villian song right in the opening act. Princess and the frog needs a restaurant in Disney or Louisiana, as the entire goal of tiana was the restuarant, so why not make it an attraction?
Doctor: does it hurt Karen: Yes Doctor: are you going to vaccinate the kids Karen: No Doctor: hits Karen again* Doctor: ARE WE GOING TO VACCINATE THE KIDS Karen: now crying* no Doctor: I will hit you again and harder
@@emilyphillips6670 same I was like the fuck is this supposed to be, ended up thinking it was an anagram by the the time I went to the comments to see if anybody knew what it said so glad I did cause I am INSANELY wrong
"I'm very disappointed in you" Gods I wish I wasnt as kinky as I am so I could've had a normal response to this. I've never been more dissapointed in myself.
@@CriminalizeObesity See that's precisely the problem here: If you're realistic and objective about your country you're considered a commie. Not only it's stupid but it's also unrelated. I'd also like to see what you mean with "teaching its youth". Where did you get that idea? What is that based on? Something that is entirely in your head? We all know that you don't teach anything to your youths over there: education is too damn expensive. Or you're just trolling us, because I don't expect someone of your age to watch these videos. Yes, I think that's way more likely, and I had you read all of this to get back at you instead of dragging this forward for several posts like I used to. It's no longer fun as it used to be.
Urban/city folk coming into the countryside usually is a source of great trouble for countryside workers and communities often through lack of education and understanding rather than deliberate spite. The horse-cow story was pretty sweet and harmless
It does have the cow splotch pattern to be fair. Doesn't excuse all the other misconceptions, but it _does_ look like a skinny cow laying down like that.
12:50 This question may be mistaking "man on the moon" and "man-made object on the moon" as the Soviet Union landed an object on the moon in 1959, 10 years before the Apollo in 1969 - however the Apollo was the first **crewed** ship to reach the moon.
@@mazdaweeb3 Since we're talking about what we know, do you know about how people can be stoned to death for wearing mixed fabrics and that women shouldnot speak freely or teach other? Or are those just more accusations of mine?
Ikr, like, the way Gods work is kind of illogical because that's the whole point of religion Humans couldn't explain it so they created an explanation which came in the form of spirits and ghosts and deities I don't understand these religious people that try to explain with facts and logic why they believe in something, just say "yeah haha it doesn't make much sense but I still believe in it because _reason_" and move on, they're never going to win against science anyway...
Working in retail it honestly pains me how many people I've heard recently mentioning that they went to the beach and left when they saw how packed it was... YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM KAREN, WE ARE IN A PANDEMIC STOP GOING TO THE BLOODY BEACH
There's nothing wrong with going to the beach when there aren't many people there. The virus only spreads either in crowded outdoor places or in semi-crowded indoor places, not semi-crowded outdoor places. There's plenty of ventilation and not too many people. And then when they saw that there were too many people there, they did the responsible thing and left.
Jack: "I'm a good and I've been watching you this whole time!" Me, who has been making snow out of styrofoam when I was supposed to be cleaning my room: "Uh oh..."
As a person with a name of Samantha and always seuxalizes everything from innocent photos to mildly concerning photos, I felt it when he said " shut the hell up Samantha "
When ever I hear Trump talking it makes me think of someone that got in trouble in class and as punishment had to write a 500 word essay, just pure word salad
Whenever I hear Trump talking, all I hear is a spoiled man child who didn't receive a lot of discipline from his parents. Though to be fair, his parents probably used their money to set up Donny with babysitters because they were too busy working.
5:59 well technically he is right because New Zealand is ruled by the queen of England and her British empire and the British empire is the only currently standing empire and the empire has nuclear launch codes for more than 6 different countries including New Zealand and Canada so yes it is apart of the strongest empire. (Edit was correcting the time stamp)
I can understand the cap, though. Often times when the weather's hot, the forehead part of the cap gets REALLY itchy cause of the dripping sweat, leading to skin irritation (sometimes).
Emma’s: “I’ve been watching you all day... and I’m very disappointed” Me: “me too.” Me: “I did horrible on that test that’s why I’m watching these while eating all my favourite comfort food”
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
"America is the best country in the nation"
*hold on he has a point*
Also the worst
its "No no, He's got a point"
America isn’t a country
@@Titanosaurus-tu8bw There are a lot of killing in America thought. Only Canada saves himself
Hahajojokegofunnyvalentined4cbrrr
"Is that a continent?" Ah yes my favorite continent, Louisiana.
I have a feeling someone’s getting wooshed
@@YeEtDaBoMb woosh
Are u correcting me or are u saying that I got wooshed it’s plural
This is for both of you
R/ITSWOOOOSHWITH4OS
Wait a minute. Thats a r/whoosh right there
"America is the best country in the Nation."
"Translator's Note: 'Moo' means 'moo.'"
"Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa."
*Hmmm yes, the floor here is made of floor*
*the four horsemen of the apocalypse*
"People die when they are killed."
"Since the beginning of time, only a dragon slayer has been capable of slaying a dragon."
"Then why does the berserker go berserk?"
@@meepmop5594 "The archer class is really made of archers."
In other news; water - wet
"the blood of my enemies are made from the blood of my enemies."
Ok as a christian, it is hilarious to imagine seeing a itty bitty god and jesus just vibing under a microscope
what a stupid comment !
I'm Jay haha you’re right you are pretty stupid
@@JUST-UK-JAY Ok boomer
I'm Jay you’re an idiot the first comment was pretty cool
In fairness as a Christian I can see GOD in some sense of the word, in the same way you can see a virus under a microscope. So through an accidental convoluted path you can still make it work
15:53 my grandpa was a WWII vet. He wore a mask! He Social distanced. Stop making excuses! (rip. He passed of natural causes early this week)
God bless his soul!
F
Damn WWII vets have some of the coolest stories.
RIP this persons granpa
That is irrelevant
"Jesus was kind of a hobo, He just kinda wandered around and people *were nice to him* "
Soooooo Who's gonna tell him?
I don't wanna tell him... You?
I’m sorry I ruined the 69 likes.
Hes a hippy too
mmmm this might be hard news to break.
Jack! Jesus f*cking died!
Jack: I disappear.. SO, I WAS A GOD THIS WHOLE TIME!
Me: But what about air.. I don't even know if air can even be seen with the naked eye but still..
what about tornadoes? thats air
Jack is a god, you are only denying it because you do not wish it to be true.
@Elliot Peters Looks very much like a butt plug, my dude.
That's all.
But that really didn't need to be posted as a reply to this comment.
Side note, liquid oxygen is deep blue,
but liquid nitrogen is still colorless.
@@snowyschannel444 This is the truth
Professor_MemeSquad. You want me to go on about how you are wrong?
"How do you people exercise?"
Wii Gamers: 0:00
This made me smile
I was just thinking of Dio crossed with Mario with the caption 'It's-a me, Dio!' but your profile picture tops that.
0:01
@Elliot Peters it's a bp
@Elliot Peters oh... to be innocent and naive.
"My immune system is all the defence I need."
"Say that again once you get any kind of midly lethal disease, I'll wait."
Cultured pfp
And covid isnt near as severe as some pretend. Never in history has somthingthis minor been so exaggerated. You would tgink it us the black death if you took th b s seriously.
@@Gl-my8fw millions of deaths isn’t severe? Damn
@@gordonramsayslambsauce it isnt the level many prwtend it is.... and shutting everything down is just as or more harmful.
@@Gl-my8fw you people literally believe anything and make this stuff up yet you people think the government is more stupid than you?
You can't even type properly and you think you're smarter than the people who is providing you the gadget you're wearing?
When he said "We fit" at the beginning, my nintendo fan self screamed " *WII FIT* "
Nintendo WII brings back memories so many memories…
Jack: doesn’t know Louisiana
Me: knows that there are people out of the US and most people in the US don’t know Louisiana either
Also me: *visible confusion*
Cat Snake 🤦♂️
Wolf Of Roses at least they probably know New Orleans 🤷♀️
random fact that nobody care about :
at 3:00 it's actually real, a serious scientific studies has proven that even chirurgical mask don't stop the virus, however it doesn't mean it's totally useless, without any mask when coughing the particle (and virus) can go up to 8 meter, but with a pieces of tissues on the face it's greatly reduce to maximum 1 meter.
@Cat Snake I am 14 and can name like most of the states
@@Alex0dia well hey, at last you guys have great food and my favorite Disney movie representing Louisiana, complete with an amazing villian song right in the opening act. Princess and the frog needs a restaurant in Disney or Louisiana, as the entire goal of tiana was the restuarant, so why not make it an attraction?
Doctor: does it hurt
Karen: Yes
Doctor: are you going to vaccinate the kids
Karen: No
Doctor: hits Karen again*
Doctor: ARE WE GOING TO VACCINATE THE KIDS
Karen: now crying* no
Doctor: I will hit you again and harder
What
i hope this was legal
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
Mmmmmmmmmmm
Doctor: will you vaccinate the kids?
Karen: No
Doctor: *stabs Karen* I did warn you.
I support this technique!
12:27
Even if you read those shirts like they want you to, they would still be messed up because the -HES and -ING are swapped.
Oh thank God, I've been staring at them for, like. 5 minutes, thinking I'm stupid.
@@emilyphillips6670 same I was like the fuck is this supposed to be, ended up thinking it was an anagram by the the time I went to the comments to see if anybody knew what it said so glad I did cause I am INSANELY wrong
"Is that a state? Is that a country? Is that a continent?"
Louisianians: *angry crawfish noises*
See if It was Texas being shaped like the Letter and Jack asking if it was a country, The Texans in the Comments would be saying "It Should Be!@!!"
“Is that a continent?”
the brain waves are too powerful
All the dislikes are just the people who was facepalmed
Yes I do love some good ol’ engrish
Engrish mi favourite langage
Yes. Me loves Engrish.
Me love english and me can speak it
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent
This made me slam my hand so far into my face but was so hilarious.
Is your face ok. Do u need medical attn.
I saw a video of someone slipping when doing a jump into water and they literally split their face open on a concrete slab
Evan Herriges Link pls.
@@anythinggoes3464 why. Just why
@@anythinggoes3464 why
15:40 you laugh now, Australian, but it is incredibly terrifying actually having him being in charge.
"I'm very disappointed in you"
Gods I wish I wasnt as kinky as I am so I could've had a normal response to this. I've never been more dissapointed in myself.
moron
@@JUST-UK-JAY I would be defensive over the fact that you're being needlessly rude, but you're right
True cuz well same here
i'm not sure if you're joking or if you're just an idiot
12:28 Double facepalm, the "hes" and the "ing" are in the wrong spots
Answer to the thumbnail: Because it’s summer, and they think the sun stops the virus.
Well heat reduces the probability of spreading, of other viruses, but not covid, at least not as much.
America: i am the be-
Every other country: SHUT
UP
yes. SHUT
UP.
Considering the US is now teaching its youth to hate their own country, that shouldn't be a concern to butthurt Marxists in the future.
@@CriminalizeObesity
See that's precisely the problem here: If you're realistic and objective about your country you're considered a commie. Not only it's stupid but it's also unrelated.
I'd also like to see what you mean with "teaching its youth". Where did you get that idea? What is that based on? Something that is entirely in your head? We all know that you don't teach anything to your youths over there: education is too damn expensive.
Or you're just trolling us, because I don't expect someone of your age to watch these videos. Yes, I think that's way more likely, and I had you read all of this to get back at you instead of dragging this forward for several posts like I used to. It's no longer fun as it used to be.
"Is that a state!? Is that a country? Is that a continent?!?!"
*Meanwhile showing an image of louisiana.*
So llve?
It's a planet, dude.
Louisiana is a state of mind.
Louisiana is a entity endlessly floating through space
@@JohanniklasLp LLAve ?
10:23
Police: "Do you have a Child's licence to have a kid in the car sir"
Urban/city folk coming into the countryside usually is a source of great trouble for countryside workers and communities often through lack of education and understanding rather than deliberate spite. The horse-cow story was pretty sweet and harmless
Jack: (sees the word COVID)
Also Jack: *(gets electrocuted)*
Me comes here:
Everybody: *fĪRşŤ*
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Not first, but I don’t care because 12 people have already said they are.
First! First to this comment thread!
r/ technicallythetruth
@@anthonyt.6665 its not technically
h m
wow so edgy shut up
I was at a boy scout meeting and one of the kids moms just decided to yell at people for not wearing a mask. Meanwhile, she wasn't wearing a mask
Jack: I saw everything, and I’m disappointed.
Me: quietly turns off video game that I was losing at.
Jack: Is this for someone named LIVEY
the word L I V E: *am I a joke to you?*
i thought it was supposed to spell love
5:18
Jack: "I saw everything, everything you did and I am very disappointed"
Me, who slept until 2:30 pm: 😔
"Beesechurger"
-god
Hamburber
Burberham
Freefenhurger
Heebsherbcher
I wonder where he is now
EmKay y will no body like your comment lmao
Despite Jack and I sharing names, our difference in geographical knowledge is astounding
14:56 dont worry, the chicken nugget is just venting.
Most people on r/facepalm end up on r/wooosh
Tru
“And I’m very dissapointed”
Me who accidentally disliked:
Elliot Peters same
Elliot Peters urmm...Dont google it.
Elliot Peters A suppository that is not for medicinal purposes.
@Elliot Peters It's like a laxative. It helps with constipation, but directly.
WTF... Smash the like button NOW!!
Holy shit. That horse/cow malarkey had me cracking up.
It does have the cow splotch pattern to be fair.
Doesn't excuse all the other misconceptions, but it _does_ look like a skinny cow laying down like that.
“I’m very disappointed”
Me:*making home for my dogs in Minecraft*
So, you can see god with a microscope, how has no one thought of this before
Before: fitting perfectly on the kiddie slide
After: 0:01
1:05 OMG I JUST FINISHED WATCHING AN UNBOX THERAPY VID RIGHT BEFORE THIS
Last time I was this early the German Empire was still alive.
Yes it was amazing
@Elliot Peters I don't get it too
Elliot Peters look up the postmodernist Christmas tree in Paris from last year
@Elliot Peters it's shaped like a butt plug, dummy
that reconnecting looks like it's from one of my school zoom meetings, and I mean EXACTLY like it.
0:22
Emkay: What is that?
People who live in Louisiana: Are we a joke to you?
EmKay is Australian. He doesn't owe it to anyone in the US to recognize the shape of any state. Would YOU recognize the shape of Queensland?
@@LuckyVine Ok man, it's a joke...
That thumbnail is less like a facepalm and more like a head smack into a wall
day 1 of asking jack to say "hello everybody my names jack and thats whack"
Thank you. I have a toxic relationship with my sister and whenever we argue I lock myself in my room and watch your videos. it works.
"i saw everything you did, and i am very disappointed." 👁👄👁
5:51 as a kiwi this hurts me on many levels
You said the “license to own kids” thing I’ve heard _literally everywhere else_
Maybe you’re watching... _the click_
Jack is now my god, praise jack
0:22 that’s Louisiana, a USA State
Woooooooooosh
Skim Beeble r/wooosh
If only it were shaped like a letter in the world love...
That would be so convenient
Ah yes
LLVE
Skim Beeble I’m literally just informing him since he’s not from America, there is no joke
I love how Jack substitutes Coronavirus with Coo-Coo-Ca-Choo
I had a shower not ten minutes ago and having someone tell me how they saw everything I did kinda freaked me out... good dedication to the bit, man!
Last time I came this early my GF was unpleased
Lmaooooooooooooo
r/CursedComments
blursed...
xD
well, glad that changed (?)
I’m surprised that Jack didn’t know what Louisiana was
SpFan4449 I’m not. Would you recognize an outline of NSW?
"Czech republic flag t-shirt"
*Show the Philippine flag insted*
Me: MABUHAY PILIPINAS
WE HAVE CONQUERED THE CZECHS
MABUHAY!!!!!!
Filipino czech
lol let's rule the world
Also check out flags of Poland, Monaco and Indonesia.
7:55 I looked it up and apparently Jesus actually was a hobo
the story of Jesus was in summary: he went around being kind to people and breaking the social norms of religious leaders
We need jesus back whether the religion was true or not tbh
From what I've heard, He was more Popular when he is dead then when he was alive.
0:23 my mans really doesn’t know that Louisiana is a state lmao
To be fair can you name and identify the states and territories of Australia? Without Google.
15:11 “It’s surreal to have a patient accuse me of falsifying their coulputadidivado result” best fake name for COVID-19. Comment ur own if you agree.
6:48 So, basically wash hands and obey social distancing.
12:50 This question may be mistaking "man on the moon" and "man-made object on the moon" as the Soviet Union landed an object on the moon in 1959, 10 years before the Apollo in 1969 - however the Apollo was the first **crewed** ship to reach the moon.
12:27 you are the best "Having a stroke" actor I've seen 😅
I love it when religious people try to use facts and logic to make a point, just to fail miserably at it
They are the people who make a bad impression on their religion therefore making them look stupid
I know, right? Like y'all believe in talking snakes that also demons, but don't beat up/hate snakes. But go off on your "logic".
@@mazdaweeb3 Since we're talking about what we know, do you know about how people can be stoned to death for wearing mixed fabrics and that women shouldnot speak freely or teach other? Or are those just more accusations of mine?
Ikr, like, the way Gods work is kind of illogical because that's the whole point of religion
Humans couldn't explain it so they created an explanation which came in the form of spirits and ghosts and deities
I don't understand these religious people that try to explain with facts and logic why they believe in something, just say "yeah haha it doesn't make much sense but I still believe in it because _reason_" and move on, they're never going to win against science anyway...
I am religious and I also find it hilarious
I wonder if Jack ever listens to his voice and thinks
“Wow I’m so cringy”
Even though he could say and do anything and we would still love him XD
2:05 Reconnecting was misspelled. That's how he was caught
No shit lmao
Working in retail it honestly pains me how many people I've heard recently mentioning that they went to the beach and left when they saw how packed it was... YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM KAREN, WE ARE IN A PANDEMIC STOP GOING TO THE BLOODY BEACH
There's nothing wrong with going to the beach when there aren't many people there. The virus only spreads either in crowded outdoor places or in semi-crowded indoor places, not semi-crowded outdoor places. There's plenty of ventilation and not too many people.
And then when they saw that there were too many people there, they did the responsible thing and left.
"Czech Republic shirt"
The shirt: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU?*
Comment down below my fellow Filipino fans of Emkay🇵🇭
Ako
I’m not saying I don’t like this guy he’s great but I miss Damien tbh
As a kiwi the person who used the Australian flag- BRO HOW DID YOU MESS THAT UP
Obligatory "Last time i was this early" joke
Jack: "I'm a good and I've been watching you this whole time!"
Me, who has been making snow out of styrofoam when I was supposed to be cleaning my room: "Uh oh..."
As a person with a name of Samantha and always seuxalizes everything from innocent photos to mildly concerning photos, I felt it when he said " shut the hell up Samantha "
That was the state of Louisiana in as the "o" in the LOVE decoration.
Me when I look at thumbnail:
Well yeah when people gather past a certain time cough cough doesn't care
When ever I hear Trump talking it makes me think of someone that got in trouble in class and as punishment had to write a 500 word essay, just pure word salad
Whenever I hear Trump talking, all I hear is a spoiled man child who didn't receive a lot of discipline from his parents. Though to be fair, his parents probably used their money to set up Donny with babysitters because they were too busy working.
@@macgyver42563 now that you mention it, I can totally see that tbh
4:27 now i wanna draw a pikachu wearing the top half of a raquaza head like a turtle shell cause thats closer to the correct scale
5:04 Almighty Jack, please forgive me for trying to cover the back of a playing card with white nail polish purely out of boredom.
Amen
5:04
Be carefull you might start a religion
I hate your profile picture
5:59 well technically he is right because New Zealand is ruled by the queen of England and her British empire and the British empire is the only currently standing empire and the empire has nuclear launch codes for more than 6 different countries including New Zealand and Canada so yes it is apart of the strongest empire. (Edit was correcting the time stamp)
0:23 That's a state, the state of Louisiana
BRO I JUST SAW YOU ON THE HAMILTON TRAILER
The way you say "aluminum" (although I was expecting it) is somehow still adorable and infuriating at the same time lol
MURICA!!!!!
2:30 koo-koo-kachoo plague
2:34 cavahadanaaada
8:09 cockatoo
15:13 co-padaveedodoo
15:20 kuvuvubububububuh
these people’s brain is just mush
@Rain Hello, 'Karen' would you like to speak to the manager? :D
@Rain Hello, "Karen" would you like to speak to the manager? :D
@Rain Hello ‘Karen’ would you like to speak to the manager? :D
@Rain Hello 'Karen' would you like to speak to the manager? :D
@Rain Hello, ‘Karen’ would you like to speak to the manager? :D
11:15
Ah yes, I'm definitely Czech
That doesn't look like the flag of Philippines at all
As a Filipino, I agree.
As a Czech, I would like to welcome you into the Slavic life :)
@@runo3838
Thanks
Jack: SEES THE STATE OF LOUISIANA
also Jack: iS tHaT a cOUntRy?
Eh. He's Australian. Cut him some slack.
No
Even though he lives in an old prison, he still should know whether or not Louisiana is a state
10:14 this is the reason safe abortion is important. To prevent people like this from reproducing
Everybody from Louisiana: 😐
Me also being from Louisiana: 💀😂💀😂
the shirts dont even make sense together 😭 they messed up the last one
I can understand the cap, though. Often times when the weather's hot, the forehead part of the cap gets REALLY itchy cause of the dripping sweat, leading to skin irritation (sometimes).
2:30 "Coocoocachoo plague" lmaoooooo
Probably spelled that wrong but who cares
No Body if only they said but nobody cares
its called coof
Emma’s: “I’ve been watching you all day... and I’m very disappointed”
Me: “me too.”
Me: “I did horrible on that test that’s why I’m watching these while eating all my favourite comfort food”
There are people like this in the world and yet we still get nice things
0:35 alright rip into me I have no idea what that looks like. It’s a egg
Good stay innocent
Abe Mudokon please I beg of you
Oh, something would get ripped alright, if that "egg" was going places.
@@jay-9197 r/cursedcomments
14:15 no no they did it right that’s just their names
7:39
Wouldn't that just incentivize getting a vaccine?
0:20 “livey! oh, it’s for someone named livey!
*my disappointment in you is immeasurable and my day is ruined*
"im very dissapointed"
i seem to be told that alot