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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @vibhormandal3493
    @vibhormandal3493 4 года назад +1539

    "she isn't scary, she's just ugly"
    *They got us in the first half not gonna lie*

  • @KilleRedX
    @KilleRedX 4 года назад +1965

    Someone should try selling dirt and call them *"The Holy Grounds"*

    • @lapapa9010
      @lapapa9010 4 года назад +29

      Brb

    • @bassforte1535
      @bassforte1535 4 года назад +48

      I feel like that joke would be even funnier if it was coffee grounds with jesus on the front lmao

    • @narendran3837
      @narendran3837 4 года назад +4

      Done

    • @simonstockwell9076
      @simonstockwell9076 4 года назад +11

      Imagine if sombody just dug up dirt from a grave yard 'holy grounds'

    • @bassforte1535
      @bassforte1535 4 года назад +19

      @@simonstockwell9076 I'll do you one better. They dug up dirt from in front of a church. Now that's real holy grounds.

  • @zapheil
    @zapheil 4 года назад +213

    4:55 I know almost everybody finds that dollhouse to be horrid, but I genuinely think it’s incredibly well-made and adorable. It seems a little hard to use as a dollhouse, since the sides are a bit dark and mildly difficult to reach while holding dolls, but I would love it as a decoration. I...also just really really like tiny things.

    • @fenicklawz6817
      @fenicklawz6817 3 года назад +8

      Same!

    • @Neopolitan777
      @Neopolitan777 3 года назад +18

      To be honest I thought it looked perfect for like a forest cottage themed toy set

    • @pullingoutmyeyes
      @pullingoutmyeyes 3 года назад +7

      i thought i was the only one lol

    • @Mathematicalcat12
      @Mathematicalcat12 3 года назад +6

      wtf
      a) Its a fukin inside of a deer tf is wrong with you yes sir i digged put a deer to play barbie that shit gonna give lil tim ptsd

    • @Neopolitan777
      @Neopolitan777 3 года назад +5

      @@Mathematicalcat12 that's the fun part 😄🧚🏻‍♀️💃🏻👯🏻‍♀️🦌

  • @batmanlikespizza2541
    @batmanlikespizza2541 4 года назад +112

    The dollhouse actually looks cool and well made. I’d totally buy it if it had the money and/or space.

    • @Gabriel-lh7gy
      @Gabriel-lh7gy 2 года назад +9

      I don't care if it's a one year old comment, that's a doehouse

    • @MatildaRosemother
      @MatildaRosemother 2 года назад +3

      @@Gabriel-lh7gy oh my god

  • @Kitsunhobbies
    @Kitsunhobbies 4 года назад +267

    I’m worried about the “Tooth fairy” one.. like the mother should not have answered..

    • @Emrys91
      @Emrys91 4 года назад +36

      Hoping its a joke post

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 4 года назад +4

      emrys same

    • @Brandon-f3474
      @Brandon-f3474 4 года назад +1

      Aaa i hate it noooo

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад +28

      It's such a weird lie and there are so many things wrong with it that I'm worried it's somehow a front for human trafficking.
      Like maybe they made the cover story so ridiculous that only the dumbest possible "fairy looking" girl would believe it.

    • @CarlyJ
      @CarlyJ 3 года назад +6

      I'm worried about the baby for sale. I'm hoping it was baby clothes or mistaken photo upload but trafficking is a real thing. ☹️

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 4 года назад +889

    Day 84 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/ihadastroke
    -r/sbubby
    -r/trippinthroughtime
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

  • @tobity114
    @tobity114 4 года назад +909

    That “cigarette holder” wouldn’t even function since the plastic would burn...

    • @WhizTV
      @WhizTV 4 года назад +15

      Explain

    • @No-xi9jh
      @No-xi9jh 4 года назад +100

      @@WhizTV plastic melts in heat.

    • @theviridianowl
      @theviridianowl 4 года назад +84

      Pretty sure that's a feminine product

    • @whoknowswhocares6381
      @whoknowswhocares6381 4 года назад +51

      @@theviridianowl well yes, yes it is and that's what makes it all the more disturbing if you imagine they're going to use it like so.

    • @atreyudavis527
      @atreyudavis527 4 года назад +17

      delete this 🔫😠

  • @terreliv
    @terreliv 4 года назад +303

    Apparently Travis Scott is a rapper who's collabed with McDonald's, and the burger's a meme.

  • @NewBornMilk
    @NewBornMilk 4 года назад +193

    “Unless it’s like the McRib, that needs to come back”
    That day has come my friend, that day has come

    • @Griffin050A1t
      @Griffin050A1t 4 года назад +3

      YES I SAW THE ADS TOO, we should all buy McDonald’s out of McRibs and eat ourselves to death!

    • @NewBornMilk
      @NewBornMilk 4 года назад +3

      @@Griffin050A1t sounds like a plan

    • @Kryogenix2
      @Kryogenix2 3 года назад

      McRib is bad.

    • @Pterosauraphobia
      @Pterosauraphobia 3 года назад

      @@Kryogenix2 Your opinion, buddy.

    • @Kryogenix2
      @Kryogenix2 3 года назад

      @@Pterosauraphobia
      🍞🥓

  • @KiwiBird-
    @KiwiBird- 3 года назад +26

    13:23
    Females: Wait that’s a-
    Jack: Don’t make me unlife you!

    • @BerserkOddish
      @BerserkOddish 3 года назад

      wat

    • @szczezuj
      @szczezuj 2 года назад

      I'm a 21 years old female and I have no idea what that stick it

    • @KiwiBird-
      @KiwiBird- 2 года назад

      Honestly, I made this a year ago, so I have no clue either. But, I’m pretty sure I thought it was a feminine hygiene product, I’m not sure if it actually is tho

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 2 года назад +1

      @@KiwiBird- close, its a tampon applicator
      Jack would be doing me a favor by unlifeing me lol

  • @mercenarychef9465
    @mercenarychef9465 4 года назад +52

    1:52 this guy is a marketing genius. He actually makes good builds, and these ones are jokes that he makes for extra money because some simp WILL buy them.

  • @everydayjokes2321
    @everydayjokes2321 4 года назад +327

    Joke of the day:
    What is the soft stuff between sharks teeth?
    *slow swimmers.*

    • @NateIsgreat38
      @NateIsgreat38 4 года назад +7

      *yes*

    • @OttoOzzy
      @OttoOzzy 4 года назад +9

      Thank you for a dad joke, good sir/ma’am/they

    • @NateIsgreat38
      @NateIsgreat38 4 года назад +3

      @Justin Y.'s Impersonator good boi

    • @NateIsgreat38
      @NateIsgreat38 4 года назад +3

      @Justin Y.'s Impersonator because you also say “yes”

    • @lilweepee
      @lilweepee 4 года назад +2

      yes the 3rd

  • @Dumbloser-lf2bv
    @Dumbloser-lf2bv 4 года назад +188

    My eyes...
    *they have been cursed*

    • @ilike_racecars
      @ilike_racecars 4 года назад +9

      This is nothing compared to the gacha community

    • @barksouls5580
      @barksouls5580 4 года назад +3

      @@ilike_racecars haha

    • @Green-iv4lw
      @Green-iv4lw 4 года назад

      @Spy iS tHaT a JoJo ReFrEnCe

    • @applejuicekomaeda184
      @applejuicekomaeda184 3 года назад

      @@ilike_racecars correction:
      This is nothing compared to the *BAD* part of the Gacha community **

    • @ilike_racecars
      @ilike_racecars 3 года назад

      @@applejuicekomaeda184 there is no good part of gacha

  • @Wyr3d
    @Wyr3d 4 года назад +18

    @5:20 There's blood in those things. Was this some kind of twisted hit confirmation? "Whack the guy, and put his air pods up for sale. We'll pay you though net"

  • @temmiesbreakroom3715
    @temmiesbreakroom3715 4 года назад +17

    "looking for a tooth-fairy-like girl for one night with my son, he is 23" They got us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @thekingofhearts43
    @thekingofhearts43 4 года назад +561

    “MORTY! I TURNED MYSELF INTO A DOORKNOB, MORTY! I’M DOORKNOB RIIICK!”

    • @A_Shrubbery1901
      @A_Shrubbery1901 4 года назад +6

      That would be gross

    • @wildinside2756
      @wildinside2756 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol that is so funny

    • @ConfusionUwU
      @ConfusionUwU 3 года назад +11

      He turned into a doorknob, funniest shit i’ve ever seen

    • @OfficialSektis
      @OfficialSektis 3 года назад +6

      And then he turned himself into a doorknob, funniest shit i’ve ever seen

    • @OfficialSektis
      @OfficialSektis 3 года назад +2

      @@ConfusionUwU oh shit you commented this too :p

  • @deformedpoptart3402
    @deformedpoptart3402 4 года назад +262

    Srsly just call it crackslist

  • @atharputra538
    @atharputra538 4 года назад +41

    "What did you buy to cost this much?"
    "Ehh.. chicken nugget clock"

  • @idontreallyknowlol7223
    @idontreallyknowlol7223 4 года назад +275

    Ok, but that deer doll house is cool as hell (it’s still kinda creepy though)

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 года назад +1

      Timestamp?

    • @resistanceisfulfilled4005
      @resistanceisfulfilled4005 3 года назад

      @@SpairM 4:39 is the post timestamp!

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 года назад

      @@resistanceisfulfilled4005 thank you!

    • @devgoldrbxia
      @devgoldrbxia 3 года назад +2

      Want the airbuds with it?

    • @Crazy_Sarah98
      @Crazy_Sarah98 3 года назад +6

      I can’t help but agree. I’d buy it just to freak people out lol

  • @gerpelethegreat4057
    @gerpelethegreat4057 4 года назад +20

    The deer one actually freaked me out but the damaged burger after cheered me up right away lol

  • @robertpietraru1939
    @robertpietraru1939 4 года назад +84

    Eminem Jack doesn't exist he can't hurt you
    Eminem Jack: 0:26

  • @Clowdering
    @Clowdering 4 года назад +221

    “The McRib needs to come back”
    Uhhh, so who is gonna tell him.

    • @Mr-bappoo
      @Mr-bappoo 4 года назад +5

      Yeah its back out but ive never had it is the mc rib any good?

    • @Chaotic0699
      @Chaotic0699 4 года назад +9

      @@Mr-bappoo it really is that's why they only come out with it every year or 2, it is a good buissness plan because they get lots of money from people seeing it back after a year or 2 and are like "finnaly it is back" then it goes away after 2 months

    • @antisocial5813
      @antisocial5813 4 года назад +1

      I ain't gonna tell him, let's never tell him >:)

    • @GhostlyTekk
      @GhostlyTekk 4 года назад +5

      I'm guessing the McRib is American cause I work at a McDonald's and I've never heard of it

    • @KD-jk6yo
      @KD-jk6yo 4 года назад +2

      The almighty number of likes has been achieved

  • @Pek1gn
    @Pek1gn 4 года назад +69

    that thumbnail makes me want to buy a chicken nugget clock

    • @user-dw1es8nk2l
      @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 года назад +2

      airpods?

    • @Pek1gn
      @Pek1gn 4 года назад +6

      @@user-dw1es8nk2l yes. the image of those airpods makes me wanna buy a chicken nugget clock

    • @ausername1761
      @ausername1761 4 года назад +1

      @@Pek1gn *glock

  • @rosesilverleaf
    @rosesilverleaf 3 года назад +16

    I mean, the taxidermied jackalope was actually pretty good compared to most of the stuff that comes out of this sub. The price wasn't even as awful as normal either.

  • @yokuutsu9097
    @yokuutsu9097 4 года назад +15

    WHEN I HEARD "FEMBOY" MY BODY HAD A FLIGHT OR FIGHT REACTION.

    • @prettiest-girl-in-town
      @prettiest-girl-in-town 3 года назад +1

      I just imagine someone running away from screen or using American magic wand also called gun

  • @bvttew_miilk8793
    @bvttew_miilk8793 4 года назад +429

    Day eight of asking for r/breadstapledtotrees

    • @Rainbow__cookie
      @Rainbow__cookie 4 года назад +1

      Huh 😂

    • @tommyboi5354
      @tommyboi5354 4 года назад +8

      woah time to look up that one

    • @adrielfranco3425
      @adrielfranco3425 4 года назад +6

      Im too lazy to google it, what is that

    • @altf4582
      @altf4582 4 года назад +15

      @@adrielfranco3425 bread stapled to trees

    • @michaelhazelwood5108
      @michaelhazelwood5108 4 года назад +2

      They've said multiple times that they wouldn't do it. I wish they would do it but I gave up a while ago

  • @artificialserotonin813
    @artificialserotonin813 4 года назад +27

    Roses are red
    Walls are made of plaster
    The children were fast
    BUT THE LAWN MOWER WAS FASTER

  • @CallMeFreakFujiko
    @CallMeFreakFujiko 4 года назад +10

    That dollhouse... I was starting to think "well that's a bit sad. Their father made this dollhouse for them and maybe it's not the best but it's still better than nothing!" and then the picture panned down, revealing what will be the first thing his daughters will be mentioning in therapy.

  • @sweetsongtalks
    @sweetsongtalks 3 года назад +8

    The dollhouse was pretty cool, not gonna lie. It's very creative and I found it really interesting. I hope I'll be able to see it in person at some point, honestly. I want to get a better look at it

  • @ataphelicopter5734
    @ataphelicopter5734 4 года назад +624

    Secret: the cigarette holder is actually a _[REDACTED]_

    • @crimson1228
      @crimson1228 4 года назад +35

      What is it? Tell meeeeeee im L4 clearence level

    • @that_trans_king5807
      @that_trans_king5807 4 года назад +33

      [REDACTED]

    • @mr.walter6973
      @mr.walter6973 4 года назад +43

      @@crimson1228 is a *[REDACTED]* see is not that hard

    • @crimson1228
      @crimson1228 4 года назад +13

      @@mr.walter6973 ahhhhh I get it now.

    • @fluffiestgamer51
      @fluffiestgamer51 4 года назад +38

      Yes, the *[REDACTED]* that looks like a cigarette holder is really interesting. I, *[REDACTED]* managed to *[REMOVED BY EXTERNAL SOURCE, TITLED "EMKAY"]* with it. It's really cool!

  • @krazykhan3450
    @krazykhan3450 4 года назад +39

    bruh i thought jack was going to say "Terrifying Terrorists "

  • @kiwi_kini
    @kiwi_kini 4 года назад +77

    Those AirPods Reminded me to clean mine, *i am clean ISWEAR*

  • @joeysjam
    @joeysjam 4 года назад +32

    Emkay: The Best Reddit Readings North Of The Equator
    *Sad Jack Noises*

    • @memerboi69.0
      @memerboi69.0 3 года назад

      formerly the best reddit readings south of the equator

  • @vclark12288
    @vclark12288 4 года назад +5

    6:26 You can really hear him lean back from his chair and laugh, moving away from his desk.

  • @blubasnurk4241
    @blubasnurk4241 4 года назад +16

    THE INSIDE HAS RED, THERE IS BLOOD OR FLESH IN THOSE AIRPODS

  • @feisflwr3310
    @feisflwr3310 4 года назад +142

    i just realized... while using my airpods- that the “airpods” shown in thumbnail arent...airpods. they have to have the little dot under the front part of it, on the backside. ik that everyone already realized this- but i wanted to comment.

    • @feisflwr3310
      @feisflwr3310 4 года назад +7

      oh yeah, and the stem is way too slim

    • @cl0udnel
      @cl0udnel 4 года назад +4

      I cant tell the difference so maybe it helped. Thanks..?

    • @asiamangape4311
      @asiamangape4311 4 года назад +7

      @@feisflwr3310 d- did you just comment that you agree with yourself

    • @David_Bellows
      @David_Bellows 4 года назад +1

      They are EarPods aka wired airpods

  • @thejayfro5390
    @thejayfro5390 4 года назад +11

    I'm so happy to finally catch an upload within the hour of it being posted. I just wanted to say that I absolutely love this channel and you guys (especially Lexi, Robin, and Jacque/Jack (I've seen it spelt both ways throughout videos)) have honestly through some tough times. Also, for Robin, Connor (from GMod) says hi!

  • @VoiceIsMeming
    @VoiceIsMeming 4 года назад +73

    The thumbnail is cursed lmao never seen headphones with that much earwax lads 🤣

    • @lenaoxton7804
      @lenaoxton7804 4 года назад +9

      Its a bleeding ear wax!!- maybe an infection-

    • @MrEnte3000
      @MrEnte3000 4 года назад +1

      It's poop.

    • @VoiceIsMeming
      @VoiceIsMeming 4 года назад

      @@lenaoxton7804 ouch probably one of those people you like stuffing the headphones into their ear cos its itchy 🤢🤮

    • @lenaoxton7804
      @lenaoxton7804 4 года назад

      @@VoiceIsMeming dude stop- i know its healthy to have alot of earwax so nothing goes inside your ears but....CLEAN YOUR DAMN EARPHONES!!!!

    • @cheeseman6833
      @cheeseman6833 4 года назад

      Its literally flesh inside the airpods

  • @oxydator
    @oxydator 3 года назад +8

    "Where's the clown on that chicken wing?"
    He was behind the camera, confusing his mirror image with the wing he was holding.

  • @SalTheSlime.
    @SalTheSlime. 4 года назад +31

    13:11 so your gonna unlife me eh? ..... i guess ill risk my life for the boys!
    Ooh, ooh
    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching but
    You're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game, and we're gonna play it
    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)
    (Ooh, ooh)
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
    (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
    We've know each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching but
    You're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game, and we're gonna play it
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    ok now he is gone... its a tampon applicator.

    • @gamingwithevie8303
      @gamingwithevie8303 3 года назад +1

      Goddammit this is the second one I have seen do this

    • @potatoes5395
      @potatoes5395 2 года назад +1

      "They got us in the first half not gonna lie"

  • @okulltra
    @okulltra 4 года назад +40

    Nobody:
    Me who just got reddit just to join the emkay community and post some fan art: y e s h

  • @Roman6025
    @Roman6025 4 года назад +33

    The title is always the best part

  • @blackhole-fn7ny
    @blackhole-fn7ny 4 года назад +103

    plot twist: the Cheeto is actually going “BOI” because of the price of himself

    • @findingthee6049
      @findingthee6049 4 года назад +1

      No

    • @sinisterfroxy
      @sinisterfroxy 4 года назад +1

      Lol only one comment but 78 likes it seems the exact opposite for me

  • @Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants
    @Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants 3 года назад +26

    me: th-that "ciggaret holder" is a-
    emkay: **points gun at my head**

  • @jeremiahlong7759
    @jeremiahlong7759 4 года назад +4

    15:00
    Travis scott burger is a mc Donald's burger with a rapper's name on it so they sell it for twice as much even though it's basically just like a Big Mac.

  • @黄舒怡-q9k
    @黄舒怡-q9k 4 года назад +5

    13:05 The “baby blu cigarette holder” is genius lmao

    • @laracroft9709
      @laracroft9709 4 года назад

      I need to know what it actually is

    • @KYSMO
      @KYSMO 4 года назад

      plz tell what it is

    • @toffee5266
      @toffee5266 4 года назад +1

      @@KYSMO It’s a tampon

    • @smirglepapier531
      @smirglepapier531 4 года назад

      @@toffee5266 how the frickity frack is that a tampon? You mean the baby blue part, right? I'm so confused...

  • @alexanderpelky5921
    @alexanderpelky5921 4 года назад +6

    "powered by the smell of the ocean"🤣🤣🤣🤣 i almost died!

  • @mihajlostojanovic1035
    @mihajlostojanovic1035 4 года назад +15

    When he sad THE POWER OF THE SEA he saunded like sponge bob

  • @HB-by7bi
    @HB-by7bi 4 года назад +9

    5:00 i would actually buy that, it looks so cool

  • @michellec6020
    @michellec6020 4 года назад +29

    Everyone: why is that AirPod so gross?! What is that?!
    Me: *F L A V O R*

  • @obuma6459
    @obuma6459 4 года назад +7

    1:25 is no one gonna talk about how this golden banana has *50 BIDS*

    • @prod_JG
      @prod_JG 4 года назад

      If it’s a real gold banana I would see why

  • @isamkhan9001
    @isamkhan9001 4 года назад +12

    i am not going to be able to eat food for the rest of my LIFE after seeing that thumbnail!

  • @KilleRedX
    @KilleRedX 4 года назад +76

    *"What Time is it?"*
    *IT'S TIME TO STOP!*

  • @xora2002
    @xora2002 4 года назад +11

    4:53 that dollhouse is low-key beautiful in my opinion

  • @TheLonesomeSheppard
    @TheLonesomeSheppard 3 года назад +1

    "my sister isn't creepy she's just ugly" got me

  • @the_oao_raider
    @the_oao_raider 4 года назад +22

    Travis Scott is a famous rapper and got his own personal burger.

  • @user-lf7cy3lw3d
    @user-lf7cy3lw3d 4 года назад +21

    Its hard to not click this video because of the thumbnail

  • @energeticgamer61
    @energeticgamer61 4 года назад +6

    The chicken Nuggets was supposed to stop World Hunger but this person wasted it to make a clock

  • @ineed8hoursofsleep77
    @ineed8hoursofsleep77 2 года назад

    06:25 That guy missed the joke of writing 'The Master Baiter', but i still laughed my a** off!

  • @insineum5092
    @insineum5092 2 года назад

    13:43 "collector's edition camping toilet" LMAO xD

  • @paulcurran302
    @paulcurran302 4 года назад +22

    Last time I was this early, Craigslist was an actual website and crackheads hadn't taken it over

    • @ilike_racecars
      @ilike_racecars 4 года назад

      Last time i checked noone cared

    • @luvmyglocks
      @luvmyglocks 4 года назад

      @@ilike_racecars last time I checked, I didn’t fucking ask

    • @ilike_racecars
      @ilike_racecars 4 года назад

      @@luvmyglocks last time i checked you werent here

    • @luvmyglocks
      @luvmyglocks 4 года назад

      @@ilike_racecars last time I checked, you weren’t a fucking anime nerd

    • @ilike_racecars
      @ilike_racecars 4 года назад

      @@luvmyglocks last time i checked megumin was underaged

  • @JacobTheCroc
    @JacobTheCroc 4 года назад +10

    8:18 Ah yes, the polish engineering at it's finest.

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 4 года назад +7

    Jay: What time is it?
    Me: *IT'S ADVENTURE TIME*

  • @kitty8527
    @kitty8527 4 года назад +5

    Emkay: Inspiring artists to learn how to draw hands bc they are SO HARD TO DRAW AAAA

  • @276З
    @276З 4 года назад +5

    7:02 because it’s not on mobile anymore, not because he can type “for” inside of AppStore

  • @AnythingButBecky1127
    @AnythingButBecky1127 4 года назад +39

    I'm challenging Jack to ACTUALLY unlife me
    That's a tampon.
    How's Jack gonna get to Ohio to unlife me?

    • @cl0udnel
      @cl0udnel 4 года назад +6

      I thought tampons looked like a cotton ball unwrapped and rewrapped..?
      Edit: Haha.. I was wrong-

    • @crimson1228
      @crimson1228 4 года назад +3

      Ahh okay thx man, god speed.

    • @thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters
      @thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters 4 года назад +6

      Good thing this comment is buried kinda deep so no one will actually find out the secret

    • @guacbird
      @guacbird 4 года назад +3

      nice knowing you

    • @xdoubledsaucex8267
      @xdoubledsaucex8267 4 года назад +1

      @@thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters found it

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 4 года назад +5

    1:49
    He may live in Friendswood
    But he has no friends, only wood

  • @aguraz
    @aguraz 4 года назад +32

    I like the part when he reviewed whats on craiglist
    Edit:thank you for 28 likes this is my most liked comment

  • @dashcamandy2242
    @dashcamandy2242 4 года назад +3

    15:04 - Not gonna lie, that Country Squire on a Camper Special chassis is pretty cool-looking.
    Not as cool as the Iroc-on-an-S-10-Blazer-chassis idea I had, but still pretty sweet.

  • @tehemann
    @tehemann 3 года назад +2

    5:22 it looked like there was blood inside the airpods 🤣

  • @rmts271
    @rmts271 4 года назад +15

    the airpods in the thumbnail would make a tasty treat

    • @godtuberzamasus783
      @godtuberzamasus783 4 года назад +6

      r/cursedcomments

    • @nga12567
      @nga12567 4 года назад +3

      @@godtuberzamasus783 and no one can say r/ihavereddit since this is a reddit video

    • @IAmSuperWeirdGal
      @IAmSuperWeirdGal 4 года назад

      Bon appetit

    • @rmts271
      @rmts271 4 года назад

      @@IAmSuperWeirdGal It is probably gourmet

  • @Bambi_bun
    @Bambi_bun 4 года назад +4

    14:08 That honestly sounds like it would be a south park episode

  • @adamyt826
    @adamyt826 4 года назад +22

    Me: can I see 14 comments pls
    RUclips: N O P E

    • @adamyt826
      @adamyt826 4 года назад

      @@legoislandstuff8773 wut

  • @anonymousperson8946
    @anonymousperson8946 4 года назад +1

    "my sister isn't creepy, she's just ugly " lmaooooo

  • @anub3207
    @anub3207 3 года назад +1

    0:44 I like how he doesn't notice the obvious fake

  • @iunnosoiputthis
    @iunnosoiputthis 4 года назад +4

    Hey EmKay, the McRib is actually back, your wish has come true.

  • @CB...
    @CB... 4 года назад +6

    The thumbnail: me after i use my friend's airpods

    • @eleanorcarpenter37
      @eleanorcarpenter37 4 года назад +1

      I think you need to go to a doctor, that can't be healthy

  • @crunchyjuice6418
    @crunchyjuice6418 4 года назад +5

    4:57 ngl but i fucking love that

  • @a.beloucif1348
    @a.beloucif1348 4 года назад +1

    i cannot unsee those airpods

  • @anthonymann2426
    @anthonymann2426 3 года назад

    3:30 The way he says boy sends shivers down my spine.

  • @mistybarnett5111
    @mistybarnett5111 4 года назад +28

    Day 1 of saying "bye" till the emkay narrator replies "hi"

  • @RX_TXG
    @RX_TXG 4 года назад +216

    day 1 of saying “Hi” untill an EmKay narrator replies

  • @Lechugaforeverforlife
    @Lechugaforeverforlife 4 года назад +12

    Ah yes *Fleshpods*
    Why did he have to do that?

  • @megumiseyelashes6706
    @megumiseyelashes6706 4 года назад +1

    Is it weird that I like the way Jack said "swirly the snail" ?

  • @itsnoni0226
    @itsnoni0226 4 года назад +37

    Have a great day everybody!!!!

  • @loveyoutilioverdose
    @loveyoutilioverdose 4 года назад +4

    the thumbnail is scary

  • @jadekaay
    @jadekaay 4 года назад +3

    I got a load of those cigarette
    holders if anyone needs any

  • @EggsToYourBacon
    @EggsToYourBacon 3 года назад

    13:05 *staring in shock*
    "Well, it could've been worse."

  • @christopherjohnson8229
    @christopherjohnson8229 4 года назад +1

    You'd have to pay me $2000 to take those air pods off your hands, and I'd trash them immediately!

  • @LatulaArts
    @LatulaArts 4 года назад +2

    As a pastry chef, the cupcake/cake listing physically pains me

  • @yannik4747
    @yannik4747 4 года назад +5

    the thumbnail tho-

    • @dssolv_vdd
      @dssolv_vdd 4 года назад +2

      Whats wrong? Its just a pair of airpods that have flesh in them.

  • @PtwibbieN09
    @PtwibbieN09 4 года назад +6

    Dear God.... I can’t believe I’m going to say this BUT... I miss the old real Craigslist items. Maybe It’s just me, but I feel like most of these were created to use as Reddit karma?
    I’m going to re-evaluate my life choices.... How did I get here... how have I become a person questioning the crackheadiest crackhead Craigslist posts

  • @nexus1g
    @nexus1g 4 года назад +1

    3:10 They just used the shorthand. It's actually a pspsps with a laser pointer, fluffy mouse, jingly ball, a feather stick and a string

  • @bellazimmerman8244
    @bellazimmerman8244 4 года назад +1

    Leave it to Cincinnati to think an iPhone is an android

  • @Soupurman
    @Soupurman 4 года назад +4

    Ok so Travis Scott, is a Fortnite man they turned into a real person and he can only say “🅱️оац”

  • @noiwontdothefandango8531
    @noiwontdothefandango8531 4 года назад +15

    Plot twist:
    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)
    (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt...

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo2234 4 года назад +23

    Day 158 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

  • @benzowithdaenzo5228
    @benzowithdaenzo5228 3 года назад +1

    Roast of the year: "powered by the smell of the ocean"

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад

    6:20 *"recommended if you are an epic gamer and/or fisherman"*
    C.J. from ACNH would like to: *know your location*

  • @user-xg8rl8zs9h
    @user-xg8rl8zs9h 4 года назад +6

    I’m American and idk WHAT THE HELL A STICKEEZ IS

    • @Graciechan-39
      @Graciechan-39 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @flix6206
      @flix6206 4 года назад +1

      As an aussie i can confirm its useless shit

    • @DrRobotnikPingas
      @DrRobotnikPingas 4 года назад

      Stickeez were in germany too. From the year 2014-2015

    • @WyattOShea
      @WyattOShea 3 года назад

      @@flix6206 Same. We have a bunch of them for no reason really lol.