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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @h-Qalziel
    @h-Qalziel 3 года назад +2701

    I love how since Robin found out he was probably the tallest narrator he now describes it as his one and only defining feature.

    • @yungtortillachips
      @yungtortillachips 3 года назад +29

      Probably because it is

    • @jamienichols3774
      @jamienichols3774 3 года назад +62

      Maybe he is just tall in comparison to the birds

    • @MacroTheMans
      @MacroTheMans 3 года назад +39

      @@jamienichols3774 yeah I bet he’s like an inch taller than his fellow birds

    • @pandersperson4953
      @pandersperson4953 3 года назад +21

      He’s probably taller than his dumb f****n brother cardinal

    • @BilliamH
      @BilliamH 3 года назад +3

      *Probably*

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 года назад +917

    "He is shifty, dishonest, unreliable, sneaky, lazy and good company when is on the gear."
    It's like these words are perfectly describing me.

    • @muntherdoesstuff9615
      @muntherdoesstuff9615 3 года назад +2

      I thought you were bored and sad?

    • @DOOMPotatoable
      @DOOMPotatoable 3 года назад +11

      @@muntherdoesstuff9615 He obviously wasn't on the gear.

    • @davemiller7622
      @davemiller7622 3 года назад +1

      How much would we all be. Probably couldn’t pay myself lol 😂.
      And I don’t mean my price would be high. I’m just poor

    • @elijahzafcab4660
      @elijahzafcab4660 3 года назад

      E

    • @Ra7mabarber
      @Ra7mabarber 3 года назад

      @@davemiller7622 hello dave! We're just good ole Dave definitely not William right?

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 3 года назад +325

    0:03 these are 80% of the coffins in comedy cemetery

    • @fatislayhihihi
      @fatislayhihihi 3 года назад +2

      No from facebook memes

    • @muntherdoesstuff9615
      @muntherdoesstuff9615 3 года назад +9

      @@fatislayhihihi a lot of jokes that die are Facebook memes that it has it own subreddit

    • @KateZg
      @KateZg 3 года назад

      @Universal are you sure about that?

    • @toukasan342
      @toukasan342 3 года назад

      @Universal more like they're all empty and the body was either cremated or put in a mass grave thing (most cemeteries lease/rent the grave)

  • @adamkaangambrill
    @adamkaangambrill 3 года назад +1756

    If there’s a minion coffin at my funeral, I’m just going to get up and leave.

    • @SnowMexicann
      @SnowMexicann 3 года назад +173

      *If there ISNT a minion coffin at my funeral, I'm just going to get up and leave.
      There you go, fixed your comment.

    • @talentlesscommenter1329
      @talentlesscommenter1329 3 года назад +77

      @@SnowMexicann good job his grammar was terrible, English is probably his second language.

    • @TheGhostBoast
      @TheGhostBoast 3 года назад +21

      @@shedig3286 I think it was a joke, I dont know though.

    • @marshadow1948
      @marshadow1948 3 года назад +16

      @Zlyn Ghost yeah, same. I want a minion coffin for my kid soon. He's been being bad

    • @weirdst_
      @weirdst_ 3 года назад +10

      @@marshadow1948 ..... I think you should take care of them first-

  • @currymouse
    @currymouse 3 года назад +347

    “Kid sized. my son grew out of it.”
    *my son grew out of it*

  • @haleyw5677
    @haleyw5677 3 года назад +276

    The minion coffin was probably for a kid with a terminal illness who will die, but who lived a little longer than expected

    • @amy.__..
      @amy.__.. 3 года назад +11

      I also thought that :D

    • @margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486
      @margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486 3 года назад

      Well that isn’t very crack head

    • @EvilNeuro
      @EvilNeuro 2 года назад +6

      Eh makes sense to buy before I guess

    • @HotCanineMilk
      @HotCanineMilk 2 года назад +44

      Nah. He's a vampire and his room was Minion themed.

    • @CrispyFwy
      @CrispyFwy 2 года назад +10

      I would not give him a fucking minion coffee

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 3 года назад +770

    Crackhead craiglister: this product is in mint condition!
    The product: looks like that it fought 10 wars

  • @scrypticism
    @scrypticism 3 года назад +201

    I'd accept a baguette coffin, but if there's a minion coffin at my funeral I'm not going.

  • @ceecraft1362
    @ceecraft1362 3 года назад +248

    "For sale: child coffin, never used"
    is the happy version of
    "For sale: baby shoes, never worn"

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 3 года назад +10

      Ah yes. The shortest story

    • @malarkeylaboratories3658
      @malarkeylaboratories3658 3 года назад +2

      @@iglidor there is a story there i just know it

    • @girlscanbedrummers5449
      @girlscanbedrummers5449 3 года назад +10

      I thought maybe the child was critically ill and they bought the coffin in case he didn't survive but grew out of it before he actually did.

    • @theREALsilviautism
      @theREALsilviautism 3 года назад +2

      @@girlscanbedrummers5449 that's kinda still pretty morbid tho

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 3 года назад

      “My son grew out of it.” I’m sorry. Grew out of it?😕👻

  • @m2pt5
    @m2pt5 3 года назад +256

    I think "Victorian baby yeet machine" is the funniest phrase I've heard in a while.

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu 3 года назад +8

      The haunted mask and that had me in tears. A perfect one to end on. xD

  • @almaspite2727
    @almaspite2727 3 года назад +374

    Robin saying “hey hey hey” gives me life

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 года назад +39

    "Minion coffin"
    You wanna celebrate your child's death but without any grief? Buy the minion coffin for fart jokes

    • @eemilaatos
      @eemilaatos 3 года назад +1

      Very sad lol

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 3 года назад +2

      Oh hey alt Christopher moon

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 3 года назад +2

      I said dart gun, not fart gun!

    • @purplejoltshorts8075
      @purplejoltshorts8075 3 года назад

      Have I seen you somewhere? Are you the next cristopher moon?

  • @nixvulpes1572
    @nixvulpes1572 3 года назад +59

    Okay, so, the loft bed is actually really cool. I used to have one, my old stepdad made it for me. Although, I do agree that it should NOT be made of PVC.

    • @graysonrogers-barnes6302
      @graysonrogers-barnes6302 2 года назад +3

      Same! Loft beds can be super fun!

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII Год назад +1

      I had one too, place-built in wood. But I never liked it. Too hard to get into and out of during the night. But the space beneath was cool. I painted it all with blackboard chalk so I could scribble text all over the walls (I was 14)

  • @the_rachel_sam
    @the_rachel_sam 3 года назад +132

    What the hell is a “used” coffin? Is there still body in it? Was there once a body in it, and now it’s no longer inside? Where did it go? Did they get up and leave on their own?

    • @kildaver
      @kildaver 3 года назад +21

      Numerous, and TERRIFYING, questions arise from this scenario.

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 3 года назад +18

      Well, we necromancers don't really need the coffins, just the dead bodies

    • @ceecraft1362
      @ceecraft1362 3 года назад +24

      sometimes a coffin is used for viewing at a funeral home, but then the body is cremated instead of buried. much cheaper that way.
      that generally leaves the coffin still looking brand new, and the ones at 4:26 do not, though...
      I've heard there are places short on space that you essentially rent a grave and get evicted after some years to make room for new "tenants", to give people who are still freshly grieving a place to visit. maybe that's what happened here?

    • @the_rachel_sam
      @the_rachel_sam 3 года назад +5

      @@ceecraft1362 yeah, they look very old and very dirty. How unfortunate that the remains weren’t just moved in that situation, should it be the case. They actually look old enough to have been disinterred due to natural disasters, or possibly the coffins were already empty due to grave robbers selling the body or from even false burials from the cholera epidemic, though that never has actually even been proven to work in practice. Also, they could be from some experiment about how they would hold up underground? Or maybe... the worse option 😬

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +4

      Unfortunately I happen to know that sometimes when a body is to be cremated, they toss that dead sucker in a cardboard box and sell the funeral coffin. Without notifying the family who spend thousands of dollars on it.

  • @charlottecochran2337
    @charlottecochran2337 3 года назад +18

    When Robin says he might be the tallest I just imagine a giant robin terrorizing a city.

  • @MrMojo23100
    @MrMojo23100 3 года назад +20

    2:25 "It comes out of a box" that makes me sad. Someone needs to make Robin some REAL Macaroni and cheese and not that dayglow orange crime against humanity.

  • @zuesthegod1535
    @zuesthegod1535 3 года назад +15

    That chair tho... Perfection, eat while you sleep
    11:59

  • @actionjackson3522
    @actionjackson3522 3 года назад +16

    4:03 Rey's Detailing has *definitely* disposed of some human sized garbage bags.

    • @duddybuddy
      @duddybuddy 3 года назад +1

      Don't worry, they were just disposing of some, *ahem* life-size woody action figures.

    • @10MILLIONcreeperplushies
      @10MILLIONcreeperplushies 3 года назад +1

      @@duddybuddy nightmares

  • @BlazingRose6
    @BlazingRose6 3 года назад +7

    13:04 I'm so glad they censored the dogs face. Don't want anyone finding out his owner was the person stupid enough to get a couch stuck.

  • @GalacticRainestorm
    @GalacticRainestorm 3 года назад +11

    13:11 LOL I LIKE HOW THEY CENSORED THE DOG'S FACE

    • @juggalo4502
      @juggalo4502 2 года назад

      Pivot pivot pivot

    • @Skye1421
      @Skye1421 2 года назад

      HIS IDENTITY NEEDS TO BE KEPT PRIVATE

  • @zerofour6048
    @zerofour6048 3 года назад +43

    "the minion coffin might be put to good use *someday* "
    Death probably

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 3 года назад +1

      Why are they even selling coffins? This is just creepy.🙀👻

  • @banditodorito74
    @banditodorito74 3 года назад +40

    0:57 as the great words of Deadpool. “What in the actual ass.”

    • @scrypticism
      @scrypticism 3 года назад +1

      sPiT oN iT pAwPaw
      WHAT THE SHIT?

    • @sophies26
      @sophies26 3 года назад +1

      @@scrypticism hello thomas jefferson.

    • @cosmiccatalyst6448
      @cosmiccatalyst6448 8 месяцев назад

      The “drown a little less” one is actually okay imo, not sure I would buy it but it’s better than the rest.

  • @izukumidoriya3407
    @izukumidoriya3407 3 года назад +57

    :Robin said he is the tallest: me: laugh "because thinking about batman"

  • @UwUYT
    @UwUYT 3 года назад +5

    For some reason "10% discount if you bring the cat" really got me

  • @lunchbagSSBU
    @lunchbagSSBU 3 года назад +11

    barely 5 seconds into this and im already dying lmao
    robin is a comedic genius ngl
    edit: the jackoff chair made me laugh harder than the beginning

  • @the_stray_cat
    @the_stray_cat 3 года назад +3

    1:48 pvc is actually a lot stronger than people would think and for a kid I could see them loving that

  • @davidfalcon6550
    @davidfalcon6550 3 года назад +11

    The minion coffin is like a game over screen that appears when you die from cringe

    • @dashs_trashbag
      @dashs_trashbag 3 года назад

      get it by looking at the grubhub ad!

  • @swedishfish1567
    @swedishfish1567 3 года назад +20

    Vampire child grows out of minion coffin. Reasonable to me.

  • @H3boy
    @H3boy 2 года назад +2

    Perhaps the worst part about the "Picasso" was that it's a van gogh painting.

  • @seanjordanjr.3387
    @seanjordanjr.3387 3 года назад +6

    The right hand drive kit is designed for mailmen so we can deliver mail from the right side on a left hand drive vehicle. It looks odd but they do work and that seems about right for the price.

  • @steelwixom5502
    @steelwixom5502 3 года назад +15

    Wait if his son grew out of it that means his son slept in a coffin.

    • @ceecraft1362
      @ceecraft1362 3 года назад +7

      I like this take even better! Parents were like "hey kid you want a racecar bed?" and he was like
      "I have a better idea"

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 3 года назад +1

      I’m guessing he wanted to be a vampire.😹👻

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII Год назад +1

      I was thinking that too, that it was used as a bed...

  • @anxia-tea5846
    @anxia-tea5846 3 года назад +7

    I think the person selling the coffin was a vampire

    • @linuxization4205
      @linuxization4205 2 года назад

      does nyanbinary mean UNIX elf binaries that show the Nyan cat in the terminal???

  • @CheddarVG
    @CheddarVG 3 года назад +14

    I wouldn't wanna be put in that minion coffin, I would wanna switch to a different one immediately.

    • @anonymousapproximation8549
      @anonymousapproximation8549 3 года назад

      When they put you in a hurt ass coffin so you gotta rise from the grave to pick another one. 😫

  • @oVerdrive-pt5uk
    @oVerdrive-pt5uk 3 года назад +5

    3:11
    Achievement unlocked: *how did we get here?*

  • @sophies26
    @sophies26 3 года назад +2

    13:07 why is nobody talking about how they crossed out the dogs face to "protect its identity" lmaooooo

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 3 года назад

      Because we ate all thinking the sane thing: PIVOT

  • @RTDelete
    @RTDelete 3 года назад +57

    That doesn’t sound good
    Time to set the zombie traps

  • @browny3212
    @browny3212 3 года назад +2

    15:44 I would honestly bye this, get a fake baby, go out in public with the baby in the cartridge and then start singing while I yeet the baby across the world

  • @NonBinaryLemon
    @NonBinaryLemon 3 года назад +6

    People: ooh emkay music.
    Me: *casually starts singing die house*

    • @ceecraft1362
      @ceecraft1362 3 года назад +4

      I'm sorry, I don't know your pronouns but my dad joke senses are tingling:
      When live gives you non-binary lemons, make themonade

    • @GothMermaidGamer
      @GothMermaidGamer 3 года назад +1

      Little cousins watched some cuphead videos and I heard the song playing
      Was like "hey that's the emkay theme!"

    • @josiahtrelawny6306
      @josiahtrelawny6306 3 года назад

      @@ceecraft1362 no, please... not with the dad jokes

    • @NonBinaryLemon
      @NonBinaryLemon 3 года назад

      @@ceecraft1362 that's a good one I like that!
      ✨🍋💛✌️✨🍋💛✌️

    • @NonBinaryLemon
      @NonBinaryLemon 3 года назад

      @@josiahtrelawny6306 yes with the dad jokes.

  • @bornofpixels
    @bornofpixels 2 года назад +1

    to be fair, if I knew that was the coffin they'd put me in I would just not die

  • @BoberTee
    @BoberTee 3 года назад +5

    If I don't get a minion coffin, I'm not coming to my funeral.

  • @brianartillery
    @brianartillery 3 года назад +1

    'Stephen Hawking chair'...For fuck's sake! I admit it, I'm crying with laughter, because I'm a terrible person...

  • @realestateman6278
    @realestateman6278 3 года назад +4

    I love picasso, he did such a great job on van gogh paintings.

  • @Dragorage10111
    @Dragorage10111 2 года назад +2

    10:21 this looks like an odd rendition of the mask but horror movie edition

    • @ryanflaim8793
      @ryanflaim8793 2 года назад

      Look at the top of the user's phone, it just gets funnier

  • @akitsm
    @akitsm 3 года назад +8

    14:31 I’m pretty sure by “hardly used” they meant it was used very hard.

  • @dan_hageman
    @dan_hageman 3 года назад +1

    Missed opportunity to say “my son *Gru* out of it”

  • @delululesbian3386
    @delululesbian3386 3 года назад +10

    where the grandfather clock without clock came up i thought they were selling a grandfather 😭✋

    • @dismal8294
      @dismal8294 3 года назад +1

      Want to see me do a cartwheel?
      🤠🙃😯
      Oops lost my hat!

    • @cheesecheese1574
      @cheesecheese1574 3 года назад +1

      @@dismal8294 NOOOO NOT HIS HAT

    • @komos63
      @komos63 3 года назад +1

      @@dismal8294 here i got a replacement hat for u 🎩

    • @Sarahbryson321
      @Sarahbryson321 3 года назад

      😳👉🎩 *steals hat*

  • @katlmao1748
    @katlmao1748 3 года назад +2

    13:03
    Did they just- censor the dog's eyes to protect its identity? PFFFTT

  • @lePirateMan
    @lePirateMan 3 года назад +4

    7:55 you should have used this as a thumbnail, it would have been gold.

  • @simonesanna1149
    @simonesanna1149 3 года назад +1

    That Picasso is in a style so different from cubism that I was wondering if it wasn't a copy of a Van Gogh

  • @alexisstarr6662
    @alexisstarr6662 3 года назад +3

    I'm gonna go get me a Victorian baby yeet machine.

  • @elgato3767
    @elgato3767 2 года назад +1

    1:41 lego technic sets be like

  • @ogreboyalex9982
    @ogreboyalex9982 3 года назад +20

    Nobody:
    Me: *Agressively enjoys intro music*

    • @PrimetimePrestyn
      @PrimetimePrestyn 3 года назад +1

      What is the song name

    • @evilartfox
      @evilartfox 3 года назад +2

      Trxly its called mr king dice i think
      Esit: nvm i doubled checked and its called die house

    • @PrimetimePrestyn
      @PrimetimePrestyn 3 года назад +1

      @@evilartfox oh I didn’t know that was the actual song because I heard it in cup head and thought it was a pairid

    • @evilartfox
      @evilartfox 3 года назад

      Trxly well now you know

  • @patiencewhosshe8712
    @patiencewhosshe8712 3 года назад +1

    1:43 I’m calling out for my fellow bass clarinet and normal clarinet players out there!
    I had too 🤠

  • @keithruns1774
    @keithruns1774 3 года назад +15

    Happiness only real when shared

  • @ianchristian2447
    @ianchristian2447 3 года назад +1

    13:15 bro they covered the dogs eyes to protect its identity lmfaooo

  • @Hydration_H2O
    @Hydration_H2O 3 года назад +8

    EmKay, let’s get on with this video

  • @cameron3786
    @cameron3786 3 года назад +1

    Why is nobody talking about the baby yeet machine. Its literally the swaggiest thing I've ever seen

  • @clairemareecampbell914
    @clairemareecampbell914 3 года назад +3

    Honestly, that wasps nest one is a baller idea

  • @kitsuneky
    @kitsuneky 3 года назад +1

    Baby yeet machine implies the existence of an adult yeet machine

  • @phrog2466
    @phrog2466 3 года назад +17

    13:09 anyone going to question how they blurred the dogs face out

    • @thebasileus4793
      @thebasileus4793 3 года назад

      The dog is wanted. That is the only explanation.

  • @kc1104
    @kc1104 3 года назад +2

    Robin: I’m about to pu-
    RUclips: *AD TIME*

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 года назад +26

    Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
    Day 171 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Anyone:
    -r/HumansBeingBros
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

  • @chrisneek9516
    @chrisneek9516 3 года назад

    13:05 dog's identity needed to remain secret lol

  • @rryzensmh
    @rryzensmh 3 года назад +3

    2:37 did somebody buy him yet

  • @Nootherhandlewasavaliable
    @Nootherhandlewasavaliable 3 года назад +1

    8:35
    I’m trying so hard not to die from laughter

  • @charlie3971
    @charlie3971 3 года назад +3

    I love how Robin is trying his hardest to become the most liked ‘the tallest one I’m pretty sure’ he just wants to be noticed. Bless 🥺

  • @NormalD4mi0n
    @NormalD4mi0n 3 года назад +1

    13:10 bro he covered the dogs eyes 🤣

  • @thevirtualpierat7019
    @thevirtualpierat7019 3 года назад +13

    Still waiting for the day he says “what’s throbbin I’m robin”

    • @dismal8294
      @dismal8294 3 года назад +2

      My head.
      My head is throbbing.

  • @youmysoncuz
    @youmysoncuz 3 года назад +1

    Fire hydrant?
    Fire hydrant.
    240 bucks?
    240 bucks.
    Hotel?
    Trivago.

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад +3

    9:08 I'm still trying to figure out what this is. A chair and a...hand? Is that even a hand? It doesn't have enough separated fingers to do anything useful.
    I assume the hand moves because of...whatever that bucket engine is that it's attached to.
    Is the chair included? Does the hand slap the person seated in the chair?
    Is this for some sexual purpose? That's the only thing that comes to my mind, and I just can't figure out what that purpose would be.

  • @fluffyraichu9706
    @fluffyraichu9706 2 года назад

    2:45 this is my worst fricking nightmare
    None of those textures or tastes should EVER be near each other

  • @thatfamouslake
    @thatfamouslake 3 года назад +5

    man this emkay guys is great at switching his voice, they sound like different people every video!

    • @thebestchancesgamer7495
      @thebestchancesgamer7495 3 года назад

      Waiting for someone to be woooshed

    • @thatfamouslake
      @thatfamouslake 3 года назад

      @@thebestchancesgamer7495 same

    • @yummyoranges2734
      @yummyoranges2734 3 года назад

      9 months later and nobody fell for it :(

    • @thatfamouslake
      @thatfamouslake 3 года назад +1

      @@yummyoranges2734 you dont have to remind me man 💀

    • @doggod4648
      @doggod4648 3 года назад

      @@thatfamouslake ah actually the emkay hosts are different people you unseasoned bowl of soup

  • @kyokoyumi
    @kyokoyumi 3 года назад

    4:30 "Fun cork glass" Yup. It's very...quorky XD

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream 3 года назад +13

    I was not satisfied with my bad joke that previously occupied this space, so I replaced it with this story.

    • @mode.5245
      @mode.5245 3 года назад +1

      Ok.

    • @nathaniel4037
      @nathaniel4037 3 года назад +3

      This comment made me laugh. It did, however, spark my curiosity as to what the previous joke might have been. Please enlighten us if you can.

    • @krsmanjovanovic8607
      @krsmanjovanovic8607 3 года назад +1

      STARSCREEEEAAAM!!!

    • @sharpwavethedecepticon6837
      @sharpwavethedecepticon6837 3 года назад +1

      Hmmm. . . Now I want to see how you would fare onstage as a comedian.

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 3 года назад

      @@nathaniel4037 it was a play on words with antique and auntie J (aunt Jemima) that just didn't quite work

  • @perolord765
    @perolord765 3 года назад

    "Victorian Baby Yeet Machine" 🤣🤣🤣 IM DIEING WITH LAUGHTER

  • @FallingFurniture
    @FallingFurniture 3 года назад +3

    1:58 i actually have one of these, i got it on "clearance" or something, at IKEA like a year ago

    • @ieatboigas
      @ieatboigas 2 года назад +1

      PLEASE SAY YOURE NOT JOKING I NEED IT

    • @FallingFurniture
      @FallingFurniture 2 года назад

      @@ieatboigas I'm not joking, i actually still have it in my room right now
      (Theres also another similar one with some small pots instead of a banana thing, just saying, i think its part of some product set)

  • @FiatUno2003
    @FiatUno2003 2 года назад

    "Grandfather clock without the clock"
    Oh nice, finally someone is selling a grandfather

  • @bluejay21.
    @bluejay21. 3 года назад +4

    7:14 Seriously, how the fuck did you get that down?

  • @gloomysunday9836
    @gloomysunday9836 3 года назад +1

    13:10 we not going to mention that theytried to censor the DOGS IDENTITY

  • @i_ammj
    @i_ammj 3 года назад +4

    I was just watching emkay wow

  • @spec50
    @spec50 3 года назад +1

    6:41 the ingredients for that slice of pizza are
    Exotic bean sauce
    Three baskets of exotic butter
    Eggs bennedick
    And springles of burnt spagetti

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l 3 года назад +11

    Gru

  • @ricks5756
    @ricks5756 3 года назад +1

    13:33 it's an apple juice container with a 2 liter Pepsi label stretched over it .

  • @TheUltima_Werewolf
    @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 года назад +3

    10:28
    𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙧𝙚𝙟𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨

  • @immortalsofar5314
    @immortalsofar5314 3 года назад

    My uncle said to bury him in an orange box and save the money for a damned good party. They stencilled "Oranges - this way up" on the side of his plain, pine coffin.
    For the minion one, I see a kid going through a goth phase who wanted to sleep in a coffin and had parents with a great sense of humor!

  • @amaryth_
    @amaryth_ 3 года назад +5

    Hi, I exist here now

  • @laurineder9939
    @laurineder9939 3 года назад

    10.46 the best part is, the network is named a virgin and this dude is at 1% capacity

  • @onceu17
    @onceu17 3 года назад +4

    Day 1 of asking Emkay to pin me

    • @cospokot5324
      @cospokot5324 3 года назад +2

      @@bETXPVTM4M3Rx3vM its a comment section. the point is people say their own ideas, usually without being asked

    • @CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername
      @CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername 3 года назад

      Don't get your hopes up

    • @onceu17
      @onceu17 3 года назад

      @@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername ofc i ain't

    • @cospokot5324
      @cospokot5324 3 года назад

      @@bETXPVTM4M3Rx3vM haha funny joke

  • @Metallioid
    @Metallioid 3 года назад

    weird parent: here's a free minion coffin, my son grew out of it.
    me: Chad, hand me the garlic

  • @CheddarBoi
    @CheddarBoi 3 года назад +4

    First?
    Actually no

  • @sourenergydrink
    @sourenergydrink 3 года назад

    7:28
    People: ah the gaming chair is a bit too expensive for me
    Me: *sees that it was listed in Wales* Ooo *sings the national anthem*

  • @yusuffbztss
    @yusuffbztss 3 года назад +3

    Heyy im early lol

  • @sophia-rc5np
    @sophia-rc5np 3 года назад

    13:07 HE PUT A CENSOR BAR OVER THE DOG LMAO

  • @cybercritterowo
    @cybercritterowo 3 года назад +1

    "HEY HEY HEY..."
    "LISTEN!"

  • @KillianMortem
    @KillianMortem 3 года назад +1

    I literally almost choked on my Pepsi cause of laughing

  • @Mandilore89
    @Mandilore89 3 года назад

    @ 1:29, Livingston Parish has became the butt of many jokes for Louisiana since a lot of hillbillies live around there.

  • @girlscanbedrummers5804
    @girlscanbedrummers5804 2 года назад

    9:28 Damn somebody's selling literal garbage from their old childhood lunch box.

  • @noecarrier5035
    @noecarrier5035 3 года назад +2

    That decorative shoe was actually pretty cool. I could see that in my house.

  • @spacechase9705
    @spacechase9705 3 года назад +1

    "Yankee with no brim"
    LEMME GO AROUND THIS HAT

  • @l0bst3r87
    @l0bst3r87 2 года назад +1

    Wouldn’t a grandfather clock without a clock be a grandfather