The Game of Thrones one's actually hilarious because he just recently admitted that in fact couldn't finish the story because he had killed a character that was important to the plot
@@one_high_cat123 okay so every height has a different weight that is considered under/overweight. Shorter people have lower weights that are considered both, as there's less person. My height as an adult woman is 4'11"/150cm, so my healthy weight range is from 100-130 pounds. It makes since because there's less person to fuel.
1:38:06 I'm watching this after a nice Christmas with my family, Jack is the current narrator, I'm about to fall asleep, and suddenly i am awoken by a phrase too unexpected for even my most intense fever dreams: "I'd f**k the dolphins."
Absolutely love 3:13:21 XBox and PS Players shit on each other so much that they themselves and others looking in started thinking that saying "I'm switching to XBox/PS" is a legit threat to the Companies. They're generally on kind of friendly terms, sure they want to outdo each other, sure they want to be more successful and at times they WILL take a dump on each other, like when PlayStation made that Clip of showing Game-Sharing using a PlayStation by just having the one guy hand the game Disc to the other Guy after XBox announced your games would be tied to the console when first inserting the disc. But they don't really mind each other. Heck both Microsoft/XBox and Sony/PlayStation executives have said that the competition is what drives improvement. XBox wouldn't have made adjustments to be more user-friendly if it wasn't for the competition driving them to do so. Sony wouldn't have introduces a few things if XBox didn't do it first. I take a dump on XBox Players A LOT but it's mostly because i am bored and love to see little kids seethe at my words. I know Sony is far from perfect. i know they're as shitty as Microsoft and Nintendo if not more. But if i started 'disliking' everything that was in any way shitty, i would probably have to get someone to unalive me.
22:14 I've had a similar conversation before! My straight friend who was a virgin (relevant here) asked me "well how do you know you're bi if you've never had s*x with a women?". So I asked him the same, "how do you know if you're straight if you've never had s*x with a women?" I was just trying to make a point about how stupid of a question that was. He told me "that's different" 🙄
29:32 I get what they were trying to do, but these things don't make him a mother. It just makes him a father who had to raise his kids on his own and participate with more activities.
Historical fun fact: We do actually have a small handful of historical examples of armor made for women (including Joan of Ark’s, I think) and none of them have breast plates that have boob cups. The area over where the breasts would be just extends out further than on armor made for men. Turns out that modern sportswear and armor are made differently because they don’t fulfill the same function
@@whitepumpkinenthusiast27 All good. As I'm currently off work due to severe chronic health issues (which I actually just had major surgery for less than two weeks ago), I forget what day it is all the time. It all unfortunately blends together after a while. 😅 After my doctors clear my recovery, I hope I can go back. It really and truly sucks being... stuck like this. Mind you, the fact that I have raging ADHD thus a memory with more holes than the proverbial swiss cheese doesn't help matters, either! 😂🤣
Here, lemme help: try in-seff-ah-lop-ah-thee. You worked hard. Don't let the long words created by science nerds, just to flex on us normies, get you down.
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6 hours of r/murderedbywords? what is it, Christmas?
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No it's December 25th lawl
@@KindHeartedGoat *Run that by me again?*
@@Skykid3307 dk if you’re being sarcastic or whatever but tbf they might js be from a country that celebrated yesterday 🫶🫶
maybe, idk. open your gift and find out!
The Game of Thrones one's actually hilarious because he just recently admitted that in fact couldn't finish the story because he had killed a character that was important to the plot
Not _that_ recently (it was a year or two ago, if I'm not wrong) but yeah, he did say that.
That is hilarious
he's brought back multiple characters at this point, it's hardly an ass pull if he did
Any idea who he was referring to?
@@2PrincessWarriors Unfortunately not
Karens are definitely a race
...a race to see the manager
6 hours of murderedbywords, INCLUDING the legendary Burrito Post?
We're eating good today, fellas!
that burrito post was… oh god
So good
Hopefully eating a burrito not comprised of ingredient zones.
Petition to change long r/murderedbywords compilations to r/genocidebywords
real
THIS!
YES!
I dunno if that's how that works... this isn't a subreddit about the Israeli government
@ you don’t have to make everything political y’know? Let people have fun.
St. Nick? nonono. St. EmKay this year.
2:20:10 To the guy who uploaded this compilation, this video was uploaded with the title "JEFF IS DESTROYED!!!!!!".
merry christmas to everyone who reads this and everyone on emkay!!!!
Merry Christmas to you too! Have a wonderful Christmas!!
@ thank you so much! you too!!
aww ty :) you too
@ ofc!!
2:07 also btw, being 127 pounds is underweight for an adult
That's actually not true depending on the height.
@@rambblerfor anything over 4’9 its MASSIVELY underweight, for both genders.
@@rambbler please explain. i am actually so curious.
@@one_high_cat123 okay so every height has a different weight that is considered under/overweight. Shorter people have lower weights that are considered both, as there's less person. My height as an adult woman is 4'11"/150cm, so my healthy weight range is from 100-130 pounds. It makes since because there's less person to fuel.
@@rambbler thank you for the explanation
The "father " of my child said that kidney stones were worse than childbirth.
9:38 how can you deserve it when you’re too spoiled and selfish to appreciate a hand made ring he took the time, effort and love to make you?
The burrito post is ICONIC, thank you emkay for including it.
“How is he still going?!”
29:40 The Burrito Rant is solid gold.
18:05 the larger Bullet Bills are Banzai Bills, but the one you're talking about is 0robably King Bill.
27:13 As a native flor-idiot, I can neither confirm nor deny that statement...guess you're just going to have to show up to find out 😂😂
Man, I'd listened to Robin for this entire segments and he could win a 3-minute track race just by talking.
4:12:20 Canada... more specifically Alberta. Though there is the possibility of being stabbed there...
I'm Scotish and Jack trying to do a Scot accent is the best thing I think I have ever heard in my life 🤣
The issue with comparing childbirth with other physical trauma is that they're not the same type of pain.
Hell Yeah! Found my sleep track for today
Thank you lord emkay for the Christmas present 🙏
Wth we got a video that was never uploaded as a little treat midway of the video?!? Sick!
In my opinion, knives are easier.
But also messier
Knives cost money, words are free and can be given anonymously.
6 hours of pure roast is crazy
I cried laughing at the burrito one!!! Thank you!!!!
The burrito post is amazing
i feel like these people imagine being in a verbal slap contest
Merry Chrysler yall
6 HOURS, BRO TF 😭🙏
One of the best compilations y'all have put out!
It's a Christmas miracle! 6 hours of Emkay!
Loove your voice-over!!
Thanks for the present, EmKay! Y'all rock! Happy Holidays! 🤩🎊
For Halloween is you should dress up like Mister Mackey and say mkay all the time
1:38:06 I'm watching this after a nice Christmas with my family, Jack is the current narrator, I'm about to fall asleep, and suddenly i am awoken by a phrase too unexpected for even my most intense fever dreams: "I'd f**k the dolphins."
Absolutely love 3:13:21
XBox and PS Players shit on each other so much that they themselves and others looking in started thinking that saying "I'm switching to XBox/PS" is a legit threat to the Companies.
They're generally on kind of friendly terms, sure they want to outdo each other, sure they want to be more successful and at times they WILL take a dump on each other, like when PlayStation made that Clip of showing Game-Sharing using a PlayStation by just having the one guy hand the game Disc to the other Guy after XBox announced your games would be tied to the console when first inserting the disc.
But they don't really mind each other. Heck both Microsoft/XBox and Sony/PlayStation executives have said that the competition is what drives improvement. XBox wouldn't have made adjustments to be more user-friendly if it wasn't for the competition driving them to do so. Sony wouldn't have introduces a few things if XBox didn't do it first.
I take a dump on XBox Players A LOT but it's mostly because i am bored and love to see little kids seethe at my words.
I know Sony is far from perfect. i know they're as shitty as Microsoft and Nintendo if not more.
But if i started 'disliking' everything that was in any way shitty, i would probably have to get someone to unalive me.
Merry Christmas!, May your days be merry and bright! 🎉🎉
This is great christmas gift thank you guys
Welp, guess I gotta get comfy since I ain't going anywhere for 6 hours....
Perfect to listen to while at work!!! 🎉🎉😂
15:37 Or they could be a country kid with a sketchy past. Trust me when I say, some country folk have some wild AF pasts.
22:14 I've had a similar conversation before! My straight friend who was a virgin (relevant here) asked me "well how do you know you're bi if you've never had s*x with a women?". So I asked him the same, "how do you know if you're straight if you've never had s*x with a women?" I was just trying to make a point about how stupid of a question that was. He told me "that's different" 🙄
12:03 cannt tell if he believes getting kicked in the balls is worse than childbirth or worded it wrongly
I mean..
2:17:04
That is not true
You'd need to include the follower that counteracts the loss of Mark, so it's actually 32,920 non-marks
29:32 I get what they were trying to do, but these things don't make him a mother. It just makes him a father who had to raise his kids on his own and participate with more activities.
And what exactly is the difference between doing that and being a mother?
Bro forgot Father’s Day existed
Historical fun fact: We do actually have a small handful of historical examples of armor made for women (including Joan of Ark’s, I think) and none of them have breast plates that have boob cups. The area over where the breasts would be just extends out further than on armor made for men. Turns out that modern sportswear and armor are made differently because they don’t fulfill the same function
18:50 WESTERN AUSTRALIA MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥
11 views in 1 minute emkay is improving
dying over the english accent for what is essentially the equiv of a southern us state in canada (edmonton is located in alberta, canada)
i drank 3 cans of coke and now I’m awake trying to find videos to watch, not feeling a drop of tiredness. help.
Merry Christmas
Can confirm these words did in fact murder me
13:22 does anyone else see shanks in the background on the left?!😮
6:14:44 no i think its cause their hearts would both explode from the stimulation
3:29:00 i couldnt find any financial data about applebees international inc., which probably isnt a good sign
26:17 will wood reference?!?!.!
Well well well Merry Christmas!!
EARLY but perfect to listen to during work
2:45:22 me whenever the popular kids bully me:
2:08:03 I got Lego Optimus Prime for Christmas and your goddamn right
03:12:23 The best Christmas gift.
2:31:36 This is quite litteraly taught in schools, to MIDDLE SCHOOLERS
2:45:23 still not enough mayonnaise
27:34 I thought teen pregnancy rates had been going down for quite some time?
4:15:22 That shit already happened with my boss. Honestly this crap can happen to anyone with anyone
29:03 that’s called transhumanism
writing all of these down for my twitter insult studies
19:06 the website is Australian because of au at the end so it’s not left wing nor right
Ps I could be wrong
29:32 Father’s Day exist 😃
1:48:02 rare Elon W
SIX HOURS???-
Wait Kevin Sorbo was an actor?
G'day mates.
actually quite funny
what does dangling bit mean
6 hours ago on six hours of r/murderedbywords
2:18:16 Hi Luigi!
What was the book??
huge day for the unemployed
It's Christmas, bud. Most people are off for the holiday.
@narliehs1648 yeah I realized that like way after I left this comment 😭
@@whitepumpkinenthusiast27 All good. As I'm currently off work due to severe chronic health issues (which I actually just had major surgery for less than two weeks ago), I forget what day it is all the time. It all unfortunately blends together after a while. 😅 After my doctors clear my recovery, I hope I can go back. It really and truly sucks being... stuck like this.
Mind you, the fact that I have raging ADHD thus a memory with more holes than the proverbial swiss cheese doesn't help matters, either! 😂🤣
@@narliehs1648 holy crap dude get well soon!! 🙏🙏
@@whitepumpkinenthusiast27 Thanks. I'm definitely working on it!
How is everyone doing today.
good
Here, lemme help: try in-seff-ah-lop-ah-thee. You worked hard. Don't let the long words created by science nerds, just to flex on us normies, get you down.
hi
6????? 6 HOURS?????. Holy moly 😳
Thats what *I* said! Long vid
There are 10 hour vids out there. Maybe even a 24 hour long one
Update: about 5 hours in. Almost finished lol
I got to the end
beans
Ah yes, 6 hours of r/thinnlyveiledpolitics
Anyone else notice he actually cussed at 1:48 without bleeping it
Shh, be cool 😎
Okay
Bonzai bills 18:10
☝️🤓 erm, actually, it's Banzai with an A
Lettuce Country
this is the time when the first viewers will finish the video
6 hours??
I can read 1000 in less than a minute!
"Happy mother's day to the single fathers"
.....there's Father's day....should single mothers celebrate Father's day as well?
Yes, if they want to. Because single parents of any gender are taking on the roles of two when they're doing it right.
yay
Day 2095 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."
3:34:51 i agree with Robin all it is is just different forms of english. like so anything besides the way britains speak is a mistake
No one even finished this video yet.
Are you sorrow tv?
oh god…
You pronounced "learned" wrong and the irony is funny.
I like men