Hey guys! We just wanted to apologise for the lack of a thumbnail on this video, and on the next few as we've been given a false Community Guidelines strike (we're still not sure why). We'll be uploading our previously scheduled videos only once a day until the strike penalty is over, but after that everything will be back to normal :) - Emkay team
@@Nostradhomas yeah, but insurance won't pay for your car if its your fault, only the damages to the victim. Honestly if the damage was anywhere else this would be worth the money, but the engine would have to be damaged cutting a decent chunk of profits. The catalytic converters would be worth 700-800 in scrap alone.
I’d love pictures of kitties, they are so cute. In fact it’s almost the only reason I even made a Twitter account was to look at cat pictures, 🤣🤣 (Yes I know what you meant btw, but I just genuinely love cats)
“Speaking of cute cat pictures for 0$, keep sending me pictures of YOUR kitties on my Twitter, I am lovin the hell out of it ;)” 3:09 UMMMMMM...... no comment
@@ilikebread1017 I used to live in Oklahoma and I kept black widows as pets they actually aren't aggressive at all and just kinda chill I'm their habitat upside-down on their web
@@ilikebread1017 not really as long as you don't try to handle them or tease them my poking their web with something (this causes stress to then) the spider has no reason to want to escape
this is one of the reasons i don't play among us anymore, i'd just play in a private room but i always get ignored when i ask my online friends to play with me and my only other option is my cousin and she's the worst among us player ever
Hahaaaaa! Just nineish months ago, I was in this one room just like that. Almost everyone had Trump themed names. So I changed mine to Trumpian for good measure. It's not like he's the best president, not by a long shot, but he's SO MUCH BETTER than Biden. Have you seen the news lately?
@@scottowens398 Ah right, because killing thausands of people by doing nothing, calling to storm the capitol or telling all those loes is better than what Biden has done...
The black widow actually makes sense. I think they're a little misunderstood, and if you don't mess with it too much and just hold it, they're great pets, because they don't need much care.
if you want to be like squidward irl "kenny g" is the smooth jazz clarinet player that they based it all on. remember "kelpy g"? check him out to be like squidward.
@Madison WEAVER remembers me of what a soldier said before he died of a heart attack: "IF GOD WANTED ME TO LIVE HE WOULD HAVE NOT CREATED A HEART ATTACK!"
That “cheap car” at 2:49 is a classic New Zealand paddock/ field car for bashing around and I will say it is not uncommon to go past a farm and see someone doing a donut in a car
DAMN, Robin got heated at 2:48! I feel ya brother, you seriously make me laugh and that's why I luv ya. Keep up the good work, you're definitely my favorite talker guy.
Some students put my past highschool on ebay for sale and someone bought it. It was a very successful leavers prank from 6th years. Fair to say that they got in a bit of trouble
Good day, everyone! Day 52 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
Oh! A post from Alaska! Always neat to see. I’ve made those cup speakers before I bought a real one and they actually work fairly well in a pinch. I had mine made of coffee cups and some Java jackets as stabilizing feet. I probably still have it around somewhere. Weird to see one being sold only 200 miles from me (in Alaska distance, that’s like right next door and effectively only 3 towns away.)
Black widows are actually very passive spiders compared to other species. They tested it and found that even when being squeezed between artificial “fingers” they still only actually bit 60% of the time.
So I have a black widow story. I used to work in a really big thrift store (the building used to be a grocery store just for reference later) and as I was working at the till a lady came up to me and asked me if a pill bottle had been turned in and as far as was aware of nothing had been. So I asked her what color the bottle was and what size it was just for reference. At this point she's looking pretty worried. She told me it was orange with a white lid that had holes poked in on the top (do you see where this is going?) Obviously intrigued I asked her why is there holes poked on the top. and yep you probably guessed it she kept her pet black widow spider in a pill bottle that she carried around with her EVERYWHERE. we had to get all the staff to search the store trying to find a little pill bottle that could be literally be anywhere. I guess what happened was her purse fell over and it rolled out. Luckily we found it in the end. I think the conclusion is that people who keep black widow spiders as pets are kind of weird. But aren't we all.
I finally got this straight Lexi: watches all the wholesemstuff comments Robin:watches all the dirty minded comments Jack: watches all the random stuff comments
Hey guys! We just wanted to apologise for the lack of a thumbnail on this video, and on the next few as we've been given a false Community Guidelines strike (we're still not sure why). We'll be uploading our previously scheduled videos only once a day until the strike penalty is over, but after that everything will be back to normal :)
- Emkay team
Understandable, have a great day
We forgive you
Understandable
Why it says "5 hours ago"?
We forgive you
"My wife doesn't like me having a black widow as a pet"
The black widow: i know who I'm biting tonight
I like your Storyshift Chara pfp! Also good joke
That man is going be a widow
Then she becomes spider-woman
Oh no
@@ICNHH I FOUND A SANE PERSON ATTACK
Anything broken: *exists*
People on Craigslist : idk man seems kinda vintage to me
69 likes but it's too good ima like
I haven't watched this channel in a while what happened to the original guy?
@@Fighter-lb3vx he died on a car crash
@@kenkanifffromconnecticut3963 oh I'm sorry I didn't know
@@Fighter-lb3vx nah I'm just yanking yer chain ya shit stirrer. He makes vids in his other channel. Sadly, I think this one is buggered without him.
“I’m not even paying zero dollars for that!”
*the negative twelve dollar bill*
Karens are demons too
If that exist then I could have all my saves in one bill!
“This is worthless!”
“It’s less than worthless, my boy!”
tReMbLy AwAy
Its less than worthless my boy
The fusion isn’t that bad actually, it’s a little overpriced but people will buy it for parts or to rebuild.
Yeah I know a lot of people that would buy that if the price was lowered a bit
But don't you have to have full coverage car insurance if you have a car on loan?
Edit: probably what's left of the loan
@@Nostradhomas yeah, but insurance won't pay for your car if its your fault, only the damages to the victim.
Honestly if the damage was anywhere else this would be worth the money, but the engine would have to be damaged cutting a decent chunk of profits. The catalytic converters would be worth 700-800 in scrap alone.
id buy for a couple hundred
Reminds me of the simpsons "is this car 30,000 dollars? Now it is!"
"my wife doesn't like the fact I have a black widow"
Get rid of it then.
The wife I mean.
"had us in the first half, not gonna lie"
Yare yare daze
Yes papa Giorno
don't divorce the wife tho
just sell her
Awesome
7:23
"I'll take for 1000"
"I'm not fake"
"I will kill you if you don't give it to me"
*ah, yes. The negotiator.*
General Kenobi. Sorry, it's your name-
Hello :]
When a price is 1234 or something like that, it means that the seller is not settled on a price and is looking for a negotiation.
The could you add "price negotiable" in the title or something
Xavier Quesada too late 124
@Xavier Quesada let's try 234
@Ice Animates now its 313
@Ice Animates we did it
When you roast a RUclipsr and they pin your comment: Current Objective: Survive
@Phillip Bishop same....yet
@@user-dw1es8nk2l same yet
@@reguebe505 same yet
When they reply: Objective don’t look at the comments.
@@pr_gr8760 same.. YET
“Where in the world can I get it?!”
On Craigslist...
On crackhead craigslist
@@THECrimsonFuckerAlucardHimself thank you for that perfect correction
Cheese pizza replied to king cheese?!? He is... Your master.
But where
Crackslist
HWP - means height weight proportionate. So in other words, he don’t want no chunky stalkers 😂
and here I thought it just meant "human with pulse"
different standards I guess lol
LMAO! I waa thinking Height, Weight, Position... But your probably correct!
i thought hot wet p...cat.
*asparagus* looks both old and baby at the same time and lowkey looks tired and sleepy af
So young, yet he is already addicted to crack.😔
@@curseds0ldier 😔
I just wanted to give him a big hug. Poor kid looks fed up of life after 24 hours.
America: It's a Black Widow because the females like eating their husbands
Australia: It's Redback 'cause she's got a red back
Wait second I live in Australia and always thought they were two completely different things what
Me: Spooder
he said he was loving the hell out of people sending him pictures of their Kitties...
OH NO OH NO OH NO
Glad I’m not the only one who realised that
I was mildly concerned
Oh no
u h
I’d love pictures of kitties, they are so cute.
In fact it’s almost the only reason I even made a Twitter account was to look at cat pictures, 🤣🤣
(Yes I know what you meant btw, but I just genuinely love cats)
1234 set as the price usually means that the person is just looking for offers
“I’ve had things come out of my body that look more pleasant than that!!”
A-ah......... Did you really have the need to say that?
when’s the timestamp
@@HazardousEnviroments 9:01
“1234” is the price people put (usually) because putting “free” or OBO isn’t an option.
“Speaking of cute cat pictures for 0$, keep sending me pictures of YOUR kitties on my Twitter, I am lovin the hell out of it ;)” 3:09
UMMMMMM...... no comment
If its not a thong for your face, you're not wearing your mask correctly
I’m pretty sure the skateboard one is a joke about the guy who tried to attack Kyle Rittenhouse with a skateboard in Kenosha, WI
Black widows aren't bad pets, especially males.
How did you find that out 😐😐
@@ilikebread1017 I used to live in Oklahoma and I kept black widows as pets they actually aren't aggressive at all and just kinda chill I'm their habitat upside-down on their web
@@ilikebread1017 one time I even accidentally left the lid open and when I got home the spider was still there just chilling
Sounds scary
@@ilikebread1017 not really as long as you don't try to handle them or tease them my poking their web with something (this causes stress to then) the spider has no reason to want to escape
0:05
Me: wait what are you doing
My brain: _head thong_
The thumbnail is going to my cursed image folder and it is going to stay there alright.
@Hentai Haven yes i agree
Thanks Hentai Haven
Look at the @h1t1 in the thumbnail
He is kinda cute
Imagine getting a DNA test done on the putin dorito and he actually touched it
dna test?
@@whaat1075 use google
@@Funnyanimalperson if you touch something you dont always leave dna
@@whaat1075 okay
9:08 Rick, what have you done!
After playing Among us in a public room(90%players had "TrumpFan" "Trump2020" or "DonaldTrum" As names) I feel like how that baby looks like.
*-D O N A L D T R U M F O R P R E S I D E N T🤪🥵-*
this is one of the reasons i don't play among us anymore, i'd just play in a private room but i always get ignored when i ask my online friends to play with me and my only other option is my cousin and she's the worst among us player ever
Hahaaaaa! Just nineish months ago, I was in this one room just like that. Almost everyone had Trump themed names. So I changed mine to Trumpian for good measure. It's not like he's the best president, not by a long shot, but he's SO MUCH BETTER than Biden. Have you seen the news lately?
@@scottowens398 Ah right, because killing thausands of people by doing nothing, calling to storm the capitol or telling all those loes is better than what Biden has done...
I didn’t get notified so all I saw was the thumbnail just now and I was horrified geez
The black widow actually makes sense. I think they're a little misunderstood, and if you don't mess with it too much and just hold it, they're great pets, because they don't need much care.
agreed, the comments section and the person in the video just need to get educated.
@Che Yo
The person in the video is Robin. I am deathly afraid of spiders, so I don’t agree with you, but I respect your opinion.
That bone art looks very suspiciously like a piece of vertebrae, what the hell has that long of a spinous process?
To the people that doesn’t know what 1234$ means.
It means that you should offer a price
What is the one thing that you cannot buy on Craigslist?
*COMMON SENSE*
Yiu can
The hell I can't
I'm gonna buy a human with common sense on craigs list, just to prove you wrong.
They said they can't deliver. Apparently you can't find something like this in America. I have to wait till they open buisness in Europe
As my grandpa always said "they've got more money than sense" he's always one for puns.
0:31 Robin sounds so menacing saying “Only time will tell”
When you get an EmKay notification while watching EmKay.
if you want to be like squidward irl
"kenny g" is the smooth jazz clarinet player that they based it all on. remember "kelpy g"?
check him out to be like squidward.
1:33 God dang it Bright
That asparagus looks kinda tasty doe 🥵🥵😳😳
My god, i fucking love u 🤣
Yum, soft on the outside crunchy on the inside
Take it back
@@angelinesantoso2933 just the way I like it 😳😳🥵
Bruh
Not a single soul:
...
EmKay:
Keep sending me pictures of your kitties...
My brain:
👁👄👁
What? He asked for some cute kitty pictures, just if he was saying about something else...
@Madison WEAVER remembers me of what a soldier said before he died of a heart attack: "IF GOD WANTED ME TO LIVE HE WOULD HAVE NOT CREATED A HEART ATTACK!"
oh I'm kinda early,,,
Maybe I should sell
*burger King foot lettuce*
heck yeah I would buy that
also plz don’t shoot me makoto
ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK.
AND THROW IT IN THAT DUMPSTER FIRE OVER THERE
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Your pfp lmao
the anti-award plaque summarizes my entire existence
Robins voice is actually amazing when u woke up from a 2 hours sofa nap
That “cheap car” at 2:49 is a classic New Zealand paddock/ field car for bashing around and I will say it is not uncommon to go past a farm and see someone doing a donut in a car
4:18
"I had no idea there was a market for this."
There's a market for literally anything if you look hard enough.
1:07
Mini Snack!
4:03
A whole meal! 😋
4:18 that... was a replica.... of the OLD chuck E. Cheese... but it looks accurate...
8:08
nah nah, they don’t look like nipps
they look like minion goggles
Now we know how the maker of the minions got inspired...
Squidward had to sacrifice so much to perfect the clarinet
7:45
is this how US found Saddam Hussein?
5:40 just can't handle the drip I see
Just saying Hello, feel free to say Hello too.
A mask that doesn't pull your ear? I thought mask push your ear.
I saw you on tlo_oly
Hello
Hi
Hello
Hello
The skateboard at 10:25 is a joke about the kenosha shooting.
3:02
No no
That belongs on r/mademesmile
4:11 everybody gangsta till the animatronic says "it's me"
ㅤ
THAT'S NOT ASPARAGUS!
thats food for a week
r/cursedcomments
for a week? more like an hour
@@Olivia-yb6rr a minute, you mean?
@@MILOEBA you gotta prepare it first. cook it, season it, all that good shit.
@@Olivia-yb6rr youre underestimating my speed.
DAMN, Robin got heated at 2:48! I feel ya brother, you seriously make me laugh and that's why I luv ya. Keep up the good work, you're definitely my favorite talker guy.
Bone art? That’s a necromancer’s staff
10:54 Honestly, I'm more scared that this is happening within ~15 miles of me
Whos your favorite narrator?
Mines are Lexi, Robin and Jack:)
Damian. You scallywag.
Damian. You scallywag.
all of them
But why do they all sound like they put up pink curtains and are allergic to woman? Lol
How can you not like Damian?
Some students put my past highschool on ebay for sale and someone bought it. It was a very successful leavers prank from 6th years. Fair to say that they got in a bit of trouble
The Child in the thumbnail belongs to a Karen.
Yes
Asparagus
Asparagus
No silly, it’s food 😛
0:58 I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
Me: wow 44 comments can i see them?
youtube: 3 take it or leave it
5:17 reminds me of the scam of selling the brooklyn bridge
When the price is 1234 it means you can hagle the price or you need chat or text them to het the price
11:55 this is deadass the most convincing sales pitch I've seen all year
Good day, everyone!
Day 52 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Lexi:
-r/mildlyinteresting
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Second like
Thirth like (idk how to write it)
I shall like
14:29
every dad:
i know what i have to do but i dont know if i have the strength to do it
The price 1234 means people are open to deals of any price l, whatever you negotiate
Oh! A post from Alaska! Always neat to see. I’ve made those cup speakers before I bought a real one and they actually work fairly well in a pinch. I had mine made of coffee cups and some Java jackets as stabilizing feet. I probably still have it around somewhere. Weird to see one being sold only 200 miles from me (in Alaska distance, that’s like right next door and effectively only 3 towns away.)
I bet people who are early comments straight away without watching the video
Its called live commenting and alot of people do it
7:50 it's for the ROUS.
Wait, there’s 5 comments and 2 views???
Edit: always has been *shoots myself*
This guy: *commuting OOF is badass*
I hate being female
@@dangagirl77 don’t we all
@@dangagirl77 yesn't
Black widows are actually very passive spiders compared to other species. They tested it and found that even when being squeezed between artificial “fingers” they still only actually bit 60% of the time.
Cocaine energy drink was banned years ago. It's kinda the legendary status of energy drinks.
1:43 ''dude sign me up! where in the world can i get it?!'' on craigslist
Ya
Congrats ur first
yes youre first
Ya yeet
Yeet
2:50 Tauranga, Bay of Plenty? Damn didn't expect my home city on a Reddit video.
Idfk what to say, i’m just an on time human :/
general kenobi
Meep
can relate
@@eckel_winterx "no no not my mustache it- meep"
@@BruhMoment-og9jo yess 🥰
As someone whos in yugioh/pokemon sale groups, the 1234 is usually just a number to put when you dont feel like pricing something at the moment.
Also its so you dont critisized on the price you’re actually asking. Some people dont like retail prices on used things
Sp
Edit: I would send you pictures of all my 6 cats but I can’t cause I don’t have Twitter ;(
Thx god
@@Lrizu ?
@@BlueMaskGuy twitter bad
@@art1637 why it bad?
4:05 This looks surprisingly similar to my Intro to Soc teacher.
Also 33 lunar seconds is about 15 minutes
Hello there
General Kenobi!
@@toganium4175 damn it beat me to it
General Kenobi
General Kenobi
So uncivilized (also obi wan reference for if you didnt know)
13:21 okay but, where’s the controller.
Wow, I'm never early
Same
Same
hmmm... you might want to try out
*h i t t i n g t h e b e l l*
1:56
He didnt even ask ONE question...
*W H E R E*
*T H E*
*F U C K*
*D I D*
*H E*
*G E T*
*T H E*
*B O N E .*
Day 9 of DMing random people and saying, “Hey there Sexy I’m Lexi.”
Your only on day 9? Damn... I'm on day 14
So I have a black widow story. I used to work in a really big thrift store (the building used to be a grocery store just for reference later) and as I was working at the till a lady came up to me and asked me if a pill bottle had been turned in and as far as was aware of nothing had been. So I asked her what color the bottle was and what size it was just for reference. At this point she's looking pretty worried. She told me it was orange with a white lid that had holes poked in on the top (do you see where this is going?) Obviously intrigued I asked her why is there holes poked on the top. and yep you probably guessed it she kept her pet black widow spider in a pill bottle that she carried around with her EVERYWHERE. we had to get all the staff to search the store trying to find a little pill bottle that could be literally be anywhere. I guess what happened was her purse fell over and it rolled out. Luckily we found it in the end. I think the conclusion is that people who keep black widow spiders as pets are kind of weird. But aren't we all.
Day 140 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason
you madlad.
you madlad
Day 139 of answering Megan Reyes "No" for no reason.
1:50 The new way to send babies floating down the river
Early
2:04 Jesus this looks like its about to summon chester from dont starve
@8:20: HWP stands for Height Weight Proportional...at least that's what Urban Dictionary says. :)
Every day that EmKay uploads a video, it's a good day
Black widows actually make good pets.
"keep sending me pictures of your kitty" - Emkay
0:06 Why does that look like something you’d find an exotic dancer wearing
One of the reasons I subscribed
1. Bcus mt country doesn't have reddit pwp
2. It gud stuff on this channel
:>
I've never gotten the "never feed (x) after midnight" trope, as it's technically always after midnight until it's midnight again
I finally got this straight
Lexi: watches all the wholesemstuff comments
Robin:watches all the dirty minded comments
Jack: watches all the random stuff comments
0:35 WHAT IS THAT? THEY JUST SLAPPED SOME TURQUOISE CLAY ON A GEODE OR SOMETHING 😂
My question is.. why the flip, and who would buy this?
0:06 this actually seems pretty effective for its job