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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @an8strengthkobold360
    @an8strengthkobold360 2 года назад +253

    6:54 imma be real with you, I really don't think attempting robbery justifies rape.

    • @SunTzu544
      @SunTzu544 2 года назад +36

      That’s what I thought

    • @agentpaper8130
      @agentpaper8130 2 года назад +23

      Trespassing = consent in some places I guess

    • @5Geass
      @5Geass 2 года назад +32

      Just had to scroll down to the comments to see if anyone mentioned that. Thank you.

    • @mesothelimoa341
      @mesothelimoa341 2 года назад +6

      Which is worse? Murder or rape? Seeing as a lot of people in certain parts of the world wouldn't hesitate to shoot a burglar.

    • @lindanimated
      @lindanimated 2 года назад +51

      @@mesothelimoa341 Which is also not justified. Absolutely colossally disproportionate force.

  • @Catghostsoda
    @Catghostsoda 2 года назад +354

    “Tomorrow is a really stupid name for a baby”
    Eh, still could be worse. I knew a kid by the name Messiah. That is one hell of a title to live up to

    • @opfu1237
      @opfu1237 2 года назад +22

      It's the Messiah!!

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 года назад +8

      You are not allowed to name your kid religious titles or titles of any kind that relate to political or religious affairs. So either you're lying or some parents are lying about their kid's name.
      Or did you hear their name wrong and it was Jessiah.

    • @SEAkuaa
      @SEAkuaa 2 года назад +42

      @@brothersandsistersofvalhalla or they live somewhere they can?

    • @yummy-pizza
      @yummy-pizza 2 года назад +12

      @@brothersandsistersofvalhalla maybe its a nickname

    • @Lemmingofdoom
      @Lemmingofdoom 2 года назад +8

      I still find Topher odd, sounds too much like hobbit feet

  • @fireheart1231
    @fireheart1231 2 года назад +59

    Regarding the post about a mother smashing her son's laptop and deleting his Steam Account.
    That woman needs to be locked up. Forever.

  • @Tomyironmane
    @Tomyironmane 2 года назад +41

    "Tomorrow is a stupid name for a baby"
    "We think he has a great future playing professional baseball."

  • @blackangel6589
    @blackangel6589 2 года назад +447

    Actually the puffed rice cereal is probably still fine to eat, even that long after expiring. Most Cereal is so dry and has a lot of sugar in it, so microbes can´t grow on it. It will definitely have lost a lot of taste and also will not be as crunchy as it once was if it was already opened. But you won´t get food poisoning eating it, at least that´s the case for most cereals I´d say. I still understand that most people don´t want to risk anything, especially if they don´t know much about spoilage and can´t say for certain which food is and isn´t ok to eat how long after expiring. And probably also because of the taste and it being easy to just buy a new pack. But there really is a lot of food you can eat after the expiration date without a problem. Of course, depends on the food and how long it´s been over the expiration date.

    • @lonemarkkingoftypos3722
      @lonemarkkingoftypos3722 2 года назад +45

      I commend you for your essay about cereals over their expiry date 💀 💀

    • @omg_cat4203
      @omg_cat4203 2 года назад +29

      I give your essay a B+

    • @michaelgum97
      @michaelgum97 2 года назад +12

      So would it be fine if I ate Chex that expired in 1997?

    • @omg_cat4203
      @omg_cat4203 2 года назад +27

      @@michaelgum97 do what your heart desires! Reach for your dreams! Eat expired food from the 90s!

    • @thewiseturtle
      @thewiseturtle 2 года назад +21

      Yeah, that's why it says BEST by, not "will self desctruct on" or something similarly dangerous sounding. Even rancid or stale food is still edible, just not so taste or nutritious. It's only when it gets moldy that you have to worry.

  • @MurdocsMinion
    @MurdocsMinion 2 года назад +177

    That salon owner needs to go to *prison*. That whole thing is not a funny anecdote or joke, and it's really disgusting that it was presented like one through the word choice of the headline writer, and whover posted it among other things that are meant to be funny. The moment she chose to illegally detain him instead of calling the police, she was in the wrong. Every step beyond that was amoral, inhumane, and all around screwed up.

    • @MrOsmodeus
      @MrOsmodeus 2 года назад +35

      it obviously fails the reversal test. if he had detained her and used her for 3 days he'd be on multiple life sentences. i presume she walked away with a slap on the wrist in the form of a high five

    • @agentpaper8130
      @agentpaper8130 2 года назад +3

      @@MrOsmodeus Did they say which country it happened in? It really depends on the country. I know the man was Russian but ethnic Russians live in alot of places.

    • @MrOsmodeus
      @MrOsmodeus 2 года назад +1

      @@agentpaper8130 would it change much? he might get executed instead?

    • @agentpaper8130
      @agentpaper8130 2 года назад +19

      @@MrOsmodeus Some places would not just let her off. Kidnapping and other charges even if they were in an area that wouldn't tack on rape. I mean maybe execution in some countries or areas in those countries.

    • @endgamerplays
      @endgamerplays 2 года назад +6

      Tip for comment formatting: If you’re trying to type bold, put the colon after the period. Otherwise, it won’t work.

  • @TuffMelon
    @TuffMelon 2 года назад +77

    Anyone who thinks the CU in the NT ad was an innocent mistake clearly doesn't know Aussies very well.

  • @brockbracken318
    @brockbracken318 2 года назад +86

    “Humans are the smartest species on earth”
    Humans:

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 года назад +1

      Literally no scientist has ever said that.

    • @brockbracken318
      @brockbracken318 2 года назад +10

      @@brothersandsistersofvalhalla r/woooosh

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 года назад +2

      It's not a whoosh when you randomly make up a quote than knock down your own quote. Learn how comedy works cause this ain't it fam.

    • @ddy_Jaxx
      @ddy_Jaxx 2 года назад +5

      @@brothersandsistersofvalhalla you missed the joke dude.. that’s the whole point😭

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 года назад

      @@ddy_Jaxx ...You children are braindead if you think that's funny humor. 2020 must have destroyed your braincells.

  • @lukasdanarm
    @lukasdanarm 2 года назад +7

    I, a Wendy's worker, can confirm that the foils do in fact say DO NOT PUT IN MICROWAVE

  • @Venotix
    @Venotix 2 года назад +72

    Sometimes emkay has me rolling on the floor laughing, sometimes they have me saying "stop, please stop talking" but I always watch the videos anyway

    • @Jrdn357
      @Jrdn357 2 года назад +7

      I know! They're sometimes fucking hilarious, and other times I'm just cringing cause the narrators just go on and on and won't stop talking!

  • @bye1551
    @bye1551 2 года назад +74

    Holy fuck that robber story is horrifying. The guy got raped repeatedly for 3 days and people are *laughing* ??? Imagine "women breaks into home to rob single man, is tied up and used as a sex slave for days" like whattt???? That's traumatising I can't believe that people are taking that lightly because he was a guy and got overpowered???

    • @holdupits420
      @holdupits420 2 года назад +4

      Because the shop owner was hot so it's not bad

    • @katherineex
      @katherineex Год назад +3

      ​@@holdupits420the fact she isnt even THAT hot

  • @shroomian2739
    @shroomian2739 2 года назад +24

    14:30 it took me 78 hours to get my first 100% steel soul file and 167 hours to get my first 112%. That guy does have a right to be sad, regardless of if he pirated the game

    • @ReggieMidknight
      @ReggieMidknight 2 года назад +4

      Hopefully they learned a valuable lesson, but they probably didn't let's hope they don't try the same thing after playing Silksong. If that ever comes out.

    • @cosmiccatalyst6448
      @cosmiccatalyst6448 6 месяцев назад

      I can’t really say anything here since I never really got far in Hollow Knight, I did however complete both Ori games, NITW (minus the epilogue) and almost all of Celeste (Everything except the 9th chapter, the second one after the main story)

  • @skynet0912
    @skynet0912 2 года назад +25

    The spoiler would technically work, but it would do next to nothing to improve anything, as the car is already nose-heavy and front wheel drive, so it would need to go way faster than highway speeds to get any effect you would notice!
    F1 experimented with high wings on the front in the late 60s, and they DID help, but was also on cars that were going much faster, had better tires, and were much lighter. And even then, it only made them a bit faster in the corners, and added more drag on the straights...

  • @hybridstoatdragon
    @hybridstoatdragon 2 года назад +21

    0:54 that just broke me. keep in mind someone has to PAY FOR THIS or know what they are doing and if the guy or person that did this was payed to do this they hopefully dont got a job anymore.... damn

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay 2 года назад +4

      I have three of those indoor HVAC units (connected to one outdoor unit) in my own home, and that image made me grumble. "You put the *inside* part *outside* and you put the *outside* part *inside,* you unbelievable twit! I hope that your HVAC license got revoked over this mess!"

  • @thundrakion
    @thundrakion 2 года назад +13

    9:54
    That COULD work, but we typically have a front lip spoiler. Front wings are more on F1 cars and sprint cars.
    A front spoiler can increase front wheel grip, and a front wheel drive car like that can only benefit from that. Rear wheel drive can benefit too, as you get more grip to steer with.
    Edit: A spoiler is meant to create downforce at higher speeds, which helps with grip.

    • @doo_lissdu_lighost6133
      @doo_lissdu_lighost6133 2 года назад +1

      Well, I just learned something new today. Thank you, internet person!

  • @MTG9745
    @MTG9745 2 года назад +22

    Watching EmKay instead of going to class.
    I’d say it’s worth it.

  • @audacity_motion5006
    @audacity_motion5006 2 года назад +119

    Emkay never disappoints

  • @CoolKiller28
    @CoolKiller28 2 года назад +25

    The milk email for the cheese, while rediculous, is something that I dont quite consider a facepalm to me. Mainly cause its notifying that the cheese is being recalled for not having the milk in the alergens section.
    Its stupid but like, I feel like the email was something that was needed to be sent so that stuff like lawsuits about it doesnt happen

    • @jfkhdsjfhjdslhfsd.f1888
      @jfkhdsjfhjdslhfsd.f1888 2 года назад +4

      so the reason behind it wasn't a facepalm. the reason behind that reason is a facepalm

    • @flarewolf
      @flarewolf 2 года назад +7

      @@jfkhdsjfhjdslhfsd.f1888 to be slightly fair if you are unfamiliar with what skim milk is it's not that unreasonable to think that it is a non-dairy milk substitute. Especially if milk is not listed in the allergens. Like imagine it's your first time buying groceries for yourself and while you are aware of your milk allergy your not completely sure what things are actual milk and what are milk substitutes as most are just called blank milk so you see a cheese that says skim milk. You've never had cheese and you think this might be your chance as you think skim might just be another milk substitute and just to be sure you check the allergens list and you don't see milk so you think it is safe.

    • @CoolKiller28
      @CoolKiller28 2 года назад +1

      @@jfkhdsjfhjdslhfsd.f1888 honestly, I was kinda more complaining about the tldr given since it kinda made it sound like costco was giving the warning that it had milk and not that there was a recall about them not including milk on the alergens warning

  • @michaelgum97
    @michaelgum97 2 года назад +17

    About the Costco post, as someone who's allergic to milk, I can say that it's not all the same level of severity, I can't drink regular milk, but cheese and ice cream aren't a problem, butter is something that I can only have in moderation.

    • @Arkylie
      @Arkylie 2 года назад +7

      Also, it might be that someone with a severe milk allergy thought that because the cheese didn't have milk listed, it was a cheese substitute -- vegan cheese or whatever. I can see why that recall notice was sent out.

    • @juanausensi499
      @juanausensi499 2 года назад

      @Evi1 M4chine Lactose intolerancy and milk allergy are two separate conditions. Good cheese has almost no lactose but still contains casein (the protein of the milk that usually gives the allergy), so lactose-intolerants can usually have cheese (the more matured, the better) but milk allergics can't.

  • @sea_gull_89
    @sea_gull_89 2 года назад +48

    10:00 It is possible to explain the physics behind it - but doing that would be a terrible spoiler 🤐

  • @paulchaudoir190
    @paulchaudoir190 2 года назад +12

    The reporter reminded me of another interview with a tennis player where the reporter congratulated the player on his win. Unfortunately though the player lost the match. lol

  • @thefunkiestswag
    @thefunkiestswag 2 года назад +9

    The first meme reminds me of that one video where someone stole some guy's laptop but the guy (who got his laptop stolen) hacked into his OWN laptop and found a video of the thief dancing and uploaded it and didn't take it down lol

  • @gabbieblue
    @gabbieblue 2 года назад +7

    as an englander, i can confirm that the plants and the cows are pretty cool
    the people less so

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 2 года назад +1

      We all know England is cool

  • @viridian-
    @viridian- 2 года назад +7

    Now that nobody is talking about it anymore, I figured I'd let everyone know that I did try the tomato sauce and nutella sandwich. When I die and go to hell because I ignored the aspca commercials, I'm sure this is the sandwich that will greet me in the high school cafeteria that is the first layer of hell.

    • @sylvirgiomanach1491
      @sylvirgiomanach1491 2 года назад +1

      You're doing the lord's work, my child. Bless you for your sacrifice. 🫂🤣

  • @Sw33theart.
    @Sw33theart. 2 года назад +4

    2:10 the reason shampoo has instructions.

  • @GraySkull289
    @GraySkull289 2 года назад +6

    0:22 the Y is deformed but we never speak about the missing A. Never.

  • @stuffynosepatrol
    @stuffynosepatrol 2 года назад +8

    6:50 that is genuinely disturbing if this is real

  • @Epicest_of_sauces
    @Epicest_of_sauces 2 года назад +21

    Pov: your mum comes in when the video says
    "gargle gargle give me more" 💀💀💀

  • @adrian8276
    @adrian8276 2 года назад +46

    6:53 I hope that man gets the therapy he needs after that

    • @stuffynosepatrol
      @stuffynosepatrol 2 года назад +26

      I hope the Salon owner goes to prison

    • @lefandomtrash7746
      @lefandomtrash7746 2 года назад +24

      Honestly yeah… at first it would’ve been fine if she just beat him up because it would’ve been self defense, but like….. that’s basically torture what she did to him.

    • @crissis3263
      @crissis3263 2 года назад +4

      @@stuffynosepatrol probably not

    • @stuffynosepatrol
      @stuffynosepatrol 2 года назад +5

      @@crissis3263 unfortunatley, the world is backwards when it comes to this stuff.

    • @MurdocsMinion
      @MurdocsMinion 2 года назад +17

      @@lefandomtrash7746 Not basically. That is unequivocally actual torture. No one deserves that sort of treatment, and that woman needs to go to prison and get some mandatory mental health care herself.

  • @yaramudriy9636
    @yaramudriy9636 2 года назад +11

    15:26 But he actually can. The proportions of the pipi and the body of the gorilla are such that even if the size of the monkey were increased to + 7 meters, the size of the hose would be approximately 22-25 cm

    • @JJean64
      @JJean64 2 года назад

      @AS IF
      The square cube law?

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay 2 года назад +2

      First question: Is that measurement for Flaccid or for Erect?
      Second question: Who gets to be on top? 😏

  • @RAYM4N
    @RAYM4N 2 года назад +88

    Emkay never gives up nor disappoint to make us laugh and make us enjoy and waste our time just to see their amazing and masterpieces of content

    • @lost_pigeon
      @lost_pigeon 2 года назад +1

      hmm.....
      bot?

    • @LiamSmall12
      @LiamSmall12 2 года назад

      as long as it not the weird gay one

    • @joelhoon1707
      @joelhoon1707 2 года назад +2

      It's not a waste of time if you're using it to entertain yourself in your free time

    • @baconburgeronly3089
      @baconburgeronly3089 2 года назад

      @@LiamSmall12 thiers a gay one?

    • @LiamSmall12
      @LiamSmall12 2 года назад

      @@baconburgeronly3089 yeah

  • @dragongolden1065
    @dragongolden1065 2 года назад +6

    the more time I spend on the internet, the more I am convinced that aliens decide not to cuminate with us and instead look at us as entertainment

    • @agentpaper8130
      @agentpaper8130 2 года назад +1

      We are their soap opera guilty pleasure. I guess action when we have large scale wars.

    • @agentpaper8130
      @agentpaper8130 2 года назад

      @Evi1 M4chine lol good one. Extra terrestrials tho would still lump you and us together as a species

  • @rioovalentine
    @rioovalentine 2 года назад +2

    I literally just finished watching the last emkay video and then I get the notification for this one, the universe is looking out for me

  • @Natertot.
    @Natertot. 2 года назад +4

    2:00 there is most definitely a line on the wrapping that says "do not put in microwave" you probably couldn't find it cause was burnt black

  • @caitlinabbott7895
    @caitlinabbott7895 2 года назад +6

    Jack singing bits
    1:13

  • @Arctic204
    @Arctic204 2 года назад +2

    Whenever I watch EmKay videos my panic and stress melt away

  • @CoffeeMug2828
    @CoffeeMug2828 2 года назад +2

    That Australian Tourism slogan is brilliant. It screams Australian from end to end.

  • @mariushatcher2643
    @mariushatcher2643 2 года назад +3

    8:09 what makes this better is that I'm pretty sure that's the ace aro flag

    • @Gordy-io8sb
      @Gordy-io8sb 5 месяцев назад

      It's the warm/cold color gradient. It's common in a lot of designs, especially ones with "sunset" or "summer" themes (I'm not sure about this one though). But in all seriousness, no, it's not. The resemblance is definitely unintentional. They're not trying to market that nonsense to children, they wouldn't go that far.

  • @ShiningDarknes
    @ShiningDarknes 2 года назад +4

    but... chick-fil-a has literally always been closed on sundays.

  • @blacksunshinegaming9315
    @blacksunshinegaming9315 2 года назад +6

    Theoretically the front wing setup works, but in that case, no its just creating a large amount of drag with no real positive effect. in the 70s front wings were experimented with and they are still used in limited cases like hill climbs but overall there are better methods to create downforce that are used.

  • @endgamerplays
    @endgamerplays 2 года назад +1

    9:55 I’m not 100% sure on the aerodynamics of spoilers, but I feel like this came from this person thinking “if my car is front wheel drive, then I could put a spoiler on the front for extra downforce!” When actually, it doesn’t work like that. The spoiler is usually in the rear to accommodate rear wheel drive cars, and you wouldn’t even be going fast enough, even on the highway, for this to take effect, so it’s essentially useless. It also reduces visibility, so that makes it actually dangerous.

  • @typhoon1575
    @typhoon1575 2 года назад +1

    10:00 yes. That does work. Wings don't help with drag, they make drag. This is creating down force putting more traction on on the front wheels. Not a good idea for many unrelated reasons but it isn't non functional

  • @Charlie-f8r8s
    @Charlie-f8r8s Год назад +2

    5:03 as a Scottish person I can confirm that hating England is very common

    • @cosmiccatalyst6448
      @cosmiccatalyst6448 6 месяцев назад

      Is this an alt-account scenario? Because the wording is weird and the pfps are the same colour.

  • @adrian8276
    @adrian8276 2 года назад +9

    8:55 I mean technically he did chop meat

    • @agentpaper8130
      @agentpaper8130 2 года назад +1

      He doesn't even have to do prep work for breakfast. Just cook and enjoy

    • @adrian8276
      @adrian8276 2 года назад +2

      @@agentpaper8130 fried winner for breakfast

  • @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake
    @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake 2 года назад +6

    The thumbnail is like like someone putting money in their pocket that has holes

  • @Steffaroo22
    @Steffaroo22 2 года назад +1

    ah yes the beautiful “happy birthdy” sign very awesome

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 2 года назад +3

    5:28 Privacy Issues and Weirdos with creepy pm's aside, it has a shitton of "I don't want a solution, I want to be Mad" vibes.

    • @aaronabbey2604
      @aaronabbey2604 2 года назад +1

      She is looking for validation and nothing more. She is just lying to herself thinking she is a good mother.

    • @bruceluiz
      @bruceluiz 2 года назад

      @@aaronabbey2604 r/NobodyAsked m8

  • @entitledbobcat
    @entitledbobcat 2 года назад +1

    Dylan didn’t ruin the moment. He perfected it.

  • @thepurplevaporeon9781
    @thepurplevaporeon9781 2 года назад +14

    As a brit I completely agree that the only nice places in England are the places with minimal human beings.
    Or the random corner shops

    • @hunter_michelie4425
      @hunter_michelie4425 2 года назад +3

      As someone who lives in Britain, I am putting a firm disagreement on that. My Dad moved to the countryside where the nearest towns are Eight Miles either way and it is horrendous to get any sustenance or go to your job without a car.

    • @thepurplevaporeon9781
      @thepurplevaporeon9781 2 года назад +2

      @@hunter_michelie4425 that is an understandable disagreement, as I was writing from my point of view, where the countryside is the only nice place near me. other than the corner shops of course. Gotta love those corner shops.

  • @medic-gg7jo
    @medic-gg7jo 2 года назад +2

    1:50 I seriously hope, these people don't ever buy a knife, or something. because, there's not a "don't stab yourself" written on it.

  • @donutchan8114
    @donutchan8114 2 года назад +2

    1:20 good to know i can't trust ANY of my coworkers then

  • @sourkefir
    @sourkefir 2 года назад +1

    Actually, we trespassed aliens long ago, beating Dark Souls with a homemade pizza controller!

  • @nejithesouless7345
    @nejithesouless7345 2 года назад +3

    ah emkay...the channel that never fails to make my day

  • @Mortomi
    @Mortomi 2 года назад +3

    10:07 It’s so the cars don’t fly off the ground. Both not useful on that car, and probably not useful on the front. It increases air drag by a lot, but that is intentional.

    • @typhoon1575
      @typhoon1575 2 года назад

      It actually does still work on the front. Pushing on the front wheels more than the rear there.

  • @joshuazane3210
    @joshuazane3210 2 года назад +1

    That cu in the nt sign is the most Australian thing I've ever seen. 😄

  • @no_pseudo_idea6517
    @no_pseudo_idea6517 2 года назад +4

    12:00 My country actually have more civil War/revolution (around 2 per minute) than Lost War (only 3 per hours)

  • @F0XY5O1
    @F0XY5O1 2 года назад

    The Dr.Wily joke at the end got me lol was not expecting that

  • @keshaartis8365
    @keshaartis8365 2 года назад +4

    The fact that 0 of you caught the missing a in the very first one is absolutely killing me. 😂😂😂
    Still in the BAG! Good gracious.
    🤣🤣🤣
    Or just looking quickly and not actually paying attention (copy 100).
    Parasols aren't umbrellas. 💁🏽‍♀️ They're also not waterproof. That's why they're different terms.
    There's been studies on filter use. It links to depression a LOT.
    Common sense isn't common anymore. 😭
    That's Walmart logic for you.

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 2 года назад +1

      I think you mean the second one. The first one was the no peeing outside sign. I'm assuming you mean the Birthdy sign.
      I was surprised Jack didn't mention it, but he did seem very distracted.

  • @glitchwarewolfgaming6113
    @glitchwarewolfgaming6113 2 года назад +1

    Mom: how do i get my 18-year old son to stop gaming after destroying what he bought to play his games
    Me: you don’t because he is 18 its his stuff and your gonna have to buy him a new laptop

  • @MicroMidas
    @MicroMidas 2 года назад +1

    9:55 Well, if I'm not mistaken, a spoiler on a car is designed to "push" the rear end of the car down, thereby giving the car a better grip on the rear tires. So no, putting it on the front would not help.
    Unless... Maybe that's a front wheel drive? ^^

  • @eternalturtle2439
    @eternalturtle2439 2 года назад +1

    the reaction to the "See you in the NT" poster is priceless

  • @jyhan1q94
    @jyhan1q94 2 года назад +1

    I bet Sam never knew Samurai would become a hell of a nickname to live up to until he wrote that joke of a article. No honor to journalism.

  • @XenoTheEnergized1339
    @XenoTheEnergized1339 2 года назад +5

    6:12 KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT

  • @axehead45
    @axehead45 2 года назад +2

    To be fair to the women on r/foreveralonewomen
    I don’t think I’d want a bunch of strange men popping in my DM’s trying to date me.

  • @TheLegacyDan
    @TheLegacyDan 2 года назад

    That last one actually made me pause while eating lunch. Brain had to reboot

  • @Master_Conner
    @Master_Conner 2 года назад +1

    Bruh, literally the whole point of that King Kong meme is that there is a guy in the comment section explaining the exact opposite to be truth.

  • @jasporentrophi1468
    @jasporentrophi1468 2 года назад

    no you can not sue a multimillion dollar corporation for not having common sense XD

  • @ghostblob8283
    @ghostblob8283 2 года назад

    Watching emkay while being sick

  • @alfiepolhill499
    @alfiepolhill499 2 года назад +1

    8:45 mozzarella is supposed to be made from buffalo milk which has a lower dairy content, similar to goats milk. The shop is just selling cows milk mozzarella and warning people that it isn't buffalo milk

  • @RedyShines
    @RedyShines 2 года назад +1

    Hi. Guy from NZ here. Yea I don't know why the NZ air force uses a kiwi. I mean, we have the Kea. Literally the 'world's smartest bird'. But honestly maybe they shouldn't use the Kea since they weren't smart enough to realize this lol.

  • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
    @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Год назад

    5:22 "I can lawfully say they're because they dumped my great great great great grandfather onto this island."

  • @aeoifjapefijl
    @aeoifjapefijl 2 года назад +2

    0:48 that ac is installed backwards... Somehow

  • @Entertainment-qe1vn
    @Entertainment-qe1vn 19 дней назад

    11:30 I got accused of plagiarism once, too, when I posted my essay to my live journal the night before turning it in. My teacher did the google thing, found the whole essay, and accused me of plagiarism. When I showed her the date on the entry as being literally 6 hours prior and that I use the same pen name online as I do in my school planner, she apologized and laughingly said she didn't know people still had live journals. She though the article was years old!

  • @Biology-nerd_have-fun.
    @Biology-nerd_have-fun. 2 года назад +5

    Gargle gargle give me more daddy.
    I hate myself

  • @BoxInThisLapVR46
    @BoxInThisLapVR46 2 года назад +1

    Best subreddit

    • @t-7777
      @t-7777 2 года назад +1

      What does subreddit mean

    • @omg_cat4203
      @omg_cat4203 2 года назад +1

      @@t-7777 😐

  • @Redbeardian
    @Redbeardian 2 года назад +6

    3:20 That is the creepiest s&%t I've seen lately ... and it's serious?!?!?! It's not some satire or parody?!?!

    • @MadSwede87
      @MadSwede87 2 года назад

      I'm guessing its in the USA it dos not make it ok but explain it, kind of, maybe, I'll pretend it's a really bad attempt at comedy

    • @agentpaper8130
      @agentpaper8130 2 года назад

      @@MadSwede87 It's in the south. That is something southern people do. It's basically a different country different types of people, they even have their own flag lol.

    • @Chris_winthers
      @Chris_winthers 2 года назад

      Well, people in the southern US dont understand how the world works, so they say "violence isnt the answer. It is the question, and the answer is yes"

  • @KilosFoxo
    @KilosFoxo 2 года назад +4

    10:04 considering the car is front wheel drive the wing would produce downforce on the driving wheels if the car was actually capable of going fast enough which it isnt meaning that the wing is useless

    • @MrOsmodeus
      @MrOsmodeus 2 года назад

      also it's not obstructing the road, it might obstruct your view of the traffic lights your stopped at but not the road that's under your bumper.

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 2 года назад

    "Not today, blissful ignorance!" - Jack McGirr, 2022

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 2 года назад

    Okay video. Thanks for uploading!

  • @boogrs55
    @boogrs55 2 года назад +1

    we seriously need the natural selection

  • @washipuppy
    @washipuppy 2 года назад

    SA's slogan was "SA Going All The Way" for a while back there, so clear inuendo is a time-honoured tradition for getting people to the middle of Australia.

  • @thatthing7334
    @thatthing7334 2 года назад

    hello, i am here to talk about the big wing on the dodge neon:
    1. wings are used to create downforce, which sucks the car into the ground "at rather high speeds"
    2. wings made by a cheap manufacturer usually don't work .
    3. the position of the wing makes absolutely no sense.
    hope you enjoyed my ted talk jack.

  • @crimsoncrafter2333
    @crimsoncrafter2333 2 года назад +1

    15:08 That sounds like what my classmate said when we wouldn’t allow him to be around the kindergarteners because of what he did last time

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 7 месяцев назад

    4:06 Yeah, I had a friend give me a birthday present (bath salts) - which was somewhat thoughtful because I do take baths to relax, but I didn’t care for the scent so went to return it and they wouldn’t do it because that scent had been discontinued for too long. Ordinarily I wouldn’t be offended by regifting, it’s the person who gave it and the nature of our relationship.

  • @ChristineSG19
    @ChristineSG19 2 года назад

    My face hurts from face palming so much

  • @grandiewandie
    @grandiewandie 2 года назад

    10:07, it helps counter the understeer of the car, it’s FWD and has poor steering, the spoiler increases drag, but also increases downforce, which means it grips better

  • @philippak7726
    @philippak7726 Год назад

    12:07 it's funnier when you know the kiwi can kick predators to death. We work hard for our sillies

  • @zhabiboss
    @zhabiboss 2 года назад

    Immeasurable level of failure

  • @deumnoctis
    @deumnoctis 2 года назад

    Yoga matt: *exist*
    Emkay:Black zylinder

  • @herrforehead
    @herrforehead 2 года назад +4

    Guys I am sorry

  • @jazzyj7834
    @jazzyj7834 2 года назад +2

    I've got a 160 IQ. My first job was at Wendy's and one day while on my break I stuck my leftover sandwich in the microwave too. A long stressful day can throw your perception out. Thankfully, I caught it before any damage could be done, but still happened. Don't have to be stupid to make easy mistakes.

    • @agentpaper8130
      @agentpaper8130 2 года назад +2

      Yea but you didn't try and sue Wendy's. I agree with your sentiment though exhaustion can really mess you up but there's a difference in reaction after realizing you made a mistake. The people in the video were idiots, you aren't.

    • @SIS3W3N
      @SIS3W3N 2 года назад +1

      Don't tell people your IQ. The vast majority of people will not believe you, and most will think you're pulling an r/iamverysmart.

    • @danz9268
      @danz9268 2 года назад

      I've got 50 IQ and I know how to read my microwave ovens user manual. Not like most people (by saying "people", I mean Americans.)

  • @GreenMetalicDevil
    @GreenMetalicDevil 2 года назад

    NCST MOM = Nicest mom
    Took a rewatch for that one

  • @raylion399
    @raylion399 2 года назад +1

    The Ayanokoji stuff - this guy is one of the most sly and badass characters I've seen the last year - but he's some sort of sociopath. Do NOT think like him!

  • @mrpendayho
    @mrpendayho 2 года назад

    The Wendy's wrapper actually does tell you specifically Not to microwave

  • @Twiggy_5094
    @Twiggy_5094 2 года назад +2

    The only thing about r/facepalm is that I feel like since it is Reddit, a lot of stuff is meant to be a joke when originally created , but it comes across as a person being dumb when it is posted on this subbreddit.

  • @terencerenshaw91
    @terencerenshaw91 2 года назад +1

    Sorry, but it actually states on Wendy's wrappers that are aluminium that the wrapper is not microwaveable... this is comming from a former employee.

  • @randomyoutuber4189
    @randomyoutuber4189 2 года назад +2

    2:55 That’s Australia. It’s intentional.

  • @StudentDriverBR
    @StudentDriverBR 2 года назад +2

    9:55 this is NOT wrong BUT it's only useful for racing since it's creating downforce its also creating drag which reduces the miles per gallon, if the owner is gonna use that car for Spectator Drags for example that would help especially because thats a Front Wheel Drive car and a car used for Spectator Drag is not worth spending a lot of money so just putting the wing in the front will be cheaper than making all the aero change that people would do on car used for Time Attack, Hill Climb or Track Day

  • @alexisgrunden1556
    @alexisgrunden1556 2 года назад

    8:25 I've actually seen worse...once. A falling-apart FORD POS computer, sent to me by a frienemy. My honest-to-God first thought upon seeing the condition of the box was _"Well, at least I know it's not a b*mb; it would've gone off in the damn mail truck!"_

  • @AnxietyArchfeyPwincess
    @AnxietyArchfeyPwincess 2 года назад +1

    Milk Allergy and Lactose Intolerance are very different. Lactose Intolerant people can still have milk, just they have a bowel issue in a few hours, Milk Allergy people can’t have milk or they may die.

    • @agentpaper8130
      @agentpaper8130 2 года назад

      I thought they were the same lol. Thanks for the info.