Hercule Satan “I’m murican and no one can speak anything other than English” “And no I don’t care that I’m in Paris France, you must speak English” this is many of them, hopefully not all
@@michm5167 - American here. Trust me, the majority of Americans aren't put out by hearing other languages; it's a standard occurrence in populated areas. Many of us think it's kind of neat that some areas are so diverse. Sadly, there IS a small but outspoken percentage that IS scared of "outsiders," but please know that they are not the majority. Not even close. As for Americans in a place like Paris, the disconnect stems mostly from not being able to hold a conversation, and not the feeling that English must be spoken everywhere. Any foreign traveler knows the discomfort of not being understood. As an American who was once in Paris without even being able to count to five in French, I assure you it's an awkward situation, but basic friendliness and hand gestures can get you far in a foreign country.
Just because I love to workout and going to the gym , you can't workout if you don't have a home gym ( about 500$) as good as you workout in the gym , if you deadlift 100kg (225lb) for 12 how you even do that at home, you don't have the amount of weights at home , but of course I don't support such actions like those on the video
@@AlphaC0re in America or other countries with so many covid 19 cases hell yeah they should stay closed, in my country , we have like 5 cases a day and they will re open on June 29 , well TBH thts so fcking stupid , they need to reopen faster like in end of may , am i reasonable ? I don't know although I really miss it , and my fcking gym had like 20 people ( that went everyday) so I don't see the point of being closed till June 29
As a texan I ask you would you like a cow or coyote in your backyard or panther and alligator? ( note this is a joke because my Neighbors have these stupid fence that there mother fucking cows can jump over then come to my year and destroy basically everything. But there not a hazard!)
yeah, this lot are the ‘Muricans™️. The type of Americans who ignore logic because freedom. Thankfully not all Americans are like that, because if they were, I’m not really sure how America would still exist.
@Shadoww Nemesis01 I can speak chilean, Argentine, peruan, Spanish, Venezuelan, salvadorean, Colombian, Paraguayan, Uruguayan and Ecuadorian, beat that
OK I’m done I hate Britain there only use now is to criticize America and that is a big problem for a channel based on things about insults to be run by a British person Who doesn’t know what it’s like to live in America i’m OK with an American person talking about how stupid America is because they would actually know what’s going on in Stead of being stupid and thinking America is just the land of anti vaccine Karen’s and idiots do you think Jake would like it if there was a channel practically dedicated to hating Britain then he might not like that so to Jake why don’t you just leave criticizing countries to your own country
1:18 To anyone wondering, I actually typed this link in manually. Unfortunately, it wasn't a rickroll. It was a video of an interview from 2014 where some dude talks about the coronavirus. Here's the link: ruclips.net/video/gA6FR4kj5G0/видео.html
Then he can't even be talking about the same virus. Why are people still listening to that stuff? This is a newly mutated coronavirus. 🤦♀️ Thanks for being brave enough to check though. I certainly wouldn't. 😂
On the photo its a black man and a white woman, 50years ago people used to say that interracial couple are unatural and all that shit, now they do exactly the same, its stupid af
5:09 holy shit, let me tell a story. I was in my first period science class and I was talking among my friends because class had been stopped for a moment. One guy said, "Japan and China speak the same language." and I was entertained, but also sort of dumbfounded that he was that ignorant. I asked him what language he though they spoke and this bitch says, "Asian." He also thought they were in the same place. I asked my teacher to pull up a world map and I showed him that Japan is an island off the coast of Asia and that China was a huge land mass beside Europe. Another time, while talking my neighbour, I said I wouldn't mind visiting Japan, my little sister (8yo) said, "But I don't even speak Chinese!" The amount of knowledge people have of anything remotely Asian is baffling. It would not be hard to teach about it more in schools. The amount of racism Asians have to deal with a fucking disgusting too.
I did the maths and Jeff Bezos could give 14 USD to every body known to be alive on earth. (He is worth 113bil and current population is about 7.758bil.)
1:30 i took the time to type that shit into google, and its some hella weird interview from 2014 about some random guy talking about a "manmade virus" and then it has the typical "scary background music" lmao
Day 31 of getting Jake to say *"I'm Fakothy Jakothy"* Day 10 of helping SpecificJxrred to get Jake to say *"I'm Fakey Jakey"* One month of this (Apr 20 to May 20). :D
That car hacking one....... I.... I just can't.......... Usually I can't sleep due to watching scary videos and having night terrors... Tonight I won't be able to sleep because I now know there is someone out there that stupid..
As someone from Texas, I am going to say that being called stupid is not something I will accept. I can be stubborn and hard-headed. But, I wear a mask anytime I go out because I take the coronavirus seriously.
As someone from a state only moderately more intelligent (stereotypically anyway) than Texas, I've always described Texas with the saying "everything is bigger in Texas, especially the stupid." That's mostly because I have some incredibly stupid family members from there though. As in thought using a live rattlesnake to scare someone was a good idea level of stupid.
As An actual Texan I can say that flame heart 2412 is incorrect of course there are some stupid things about it but I’m not going to let people say that my entire state is an idiot filled pile of garbage Edit also why does everyone here say that Texas is stupid if you do that then I don’t even believe you’re from Texas
@ 7:53 I remember a video where one of the staff members of a college took a survey of students. They asked the students to sign a petition to ban di-hydrogen monoxide from the city water supply. Just about everyone they asked signed the petition without even asking what di-hydrogen monoxide was. Essentially what they were saying by signing was they wanted to ban having water in the water supply.
As a hacker I can confirm that the milage thing is BS. We can track you with your tire pressure guages though, so have fun with that conspiracy theorists!
Saturn314x Really we aren’t? Can you remind me what country has won almost every war they’ve been in? Oh I forgot..where does Elon musk, one of the most successful people in the world, live? What country has full LGBTQ+ marriage rights and all sorts of free speech? Yeah that’s right, America bitch.
I am from Texas and can comfirm, we are indeed crazy, but most of us will be polite about it. One time my county flooded and a guy hopped in his kayak and rescued 6 of his neighbors before the professionals got there. He was never on the news though which was kind of disappointing. It was awesome. He also went back after the rescue to save a dog and squirrel.
3:14 I'm from Texas and some stuff is going down that should be illegal. Like, my sister-in-law is a nurse, and she says they are moving in a few hundred covid-19 infected people into the nursing home, and not telling the families of the elderly that currently live there. Also, she is going to get hazard pay, which is like $18 more per hour, to work with people who are infected with the Corona virus. Also, when someone gets infected, they aren't letting us know where they worked. My town has 3x Walmarts, there were a few employees that tested positive for covid-19 at one Walmart, then everyone started using the other two Walmarts instead. Now they only report the people who get covid-19 that are jobless. So now, if someone at a McDonald's gets covid-19, the government won't tell us, or even count it in with the daily numbers of infected people. When Dallas had over 20,000 infected, they tried to send 5,000 of them to my towns hospital. I know a janitor up there who said that they were cleaning 5 floors of the hospital, and relocating the mental patients, just to make room for the overflow of Dallas's infected people. I don't know why they are telling all the staff to keep it hush-hush. I wish they would grow some balls and tell us the truth. Now everyone looks at Texans like we are so dumb for what the government is currently doing to us, it's not like we have a choice here. I would love to be more informed, or have a vote to what goes on in my town, but that's not going to happen anytime soon with the government acting all shady.
6:48 Cows aren't killed to make cheese, but in order to produce dairy, they must be pregnant. So the farmers have to forcefully artificially inseminate them over and over again.
@ Farkas The Companion that’s what the comment said. The farmers artificially inseminate them (get the pregnant using sperm samples from bulls) over and over, they give birth, they milk them.
And some cheese need to have a substance that is inside the cow stomach (i dont know the name in English i can search for it you want) so basically kill it
As soon as it got to the squid an ad popped up saying "hungry? " like it became that meme of any small thing on a finger only for it to be eaten by Spiderman
Ikr, Texas is always considered stupid and full of american cowboys yee haw bullshit, but if you take a place like austin it literally is pretty much New York.
3:31 Pattinson has so many weird articles about him that I’m not even shocked. There was one talking about something along the lines of him being turned on or something
I live in Texas, and I don’t even care enough to know if we’ve been stupid, I mean I know we’ve been very very lazy but....that’s only because I only stay in my house and don’t see any other people.
ericofantastico i know, very surprising, we are following a legal obligation to have speed limits. (ngl kinda laughed at the comment since it was clever)
0:18 you are so correct and that doesn't surprise me. And imagine if Jeff Bezos did the things Bill Gates does. We would probably be 30 years more advanced in technology and other areas.
The first Funko POP! figures were unveiled in 2010 at the San Diego Comic Con. Originally packaged as Funko Force 2.0, the first figures produced were Batgirl, Green Lantern, and two variants of Batman.
Hey guys, I have a question and it’s starting to get quite annoying to not know the answer. ¿How the hell do I comment on a RUclips video? If anyone knows the answer then please, PLEASE reply.
I’m from Texas and all I have to say is that the governor said something similar to that, not exactly the same thing though. But after that statement we were only opened back up for about two weeks and we are back on lock down. We won’t be going out again for quite awhile
the car with the spoiler is electronically limited to 130, it can go up to 160 without it. it’s a rally bred car, and has one of the largest legacies ever
Not all of us do that, for gods sake most of the most smartest, talented, amazing people live here. Not to mention that not all of us are fucking racist, it’s a dumb stereotype at this point. (sorry not meaning to sound too bitchy ive just seen way to many god damn comments like this and I’m fr done.)
🤣 That Funko Pop pic close-up clearly shows that the "autograph" is a print. Seeing as it's a figure of a big rock idol that many people would have sought autographs from, I think it's just part of the factory packaging, to give a bit of style. They probably did the same for all the figures in that series.
American when hearing any non-English dialect: “It’s like it’s a personal attack or something.”
Hercule Satan “I’m murican and no one can speak anything other than English”
“And no I don’t care that I’m in Paris France, you must speak English” this is many of them, hopefully not all
Furry Fun Games For the second one I think it’s just the tourists, where I live I’ve heard people speak different languages and no one cares.
@@michm5167 not all but i keep seeing people like that and its irritating
@@michm5167 - American here. Trust me, the majority of Americans aren't put out by hearing other languages; it's a standard occurrence in populated areas. Many of us think it's kind of neat that some areas are so diverse. Sadly, there IS a small but outspoken percentage that IS scared of "outsiders," but please know that they are not the majority. Not even close.
As for Americans in a place like Paris, the disconnect stems mostly from not being able to hold a conversation, and not the feeling that English must be spoken everywhere. Any foreign traveler knows the discomfort of not being understood. As an American who was once in Paris without even being able to count to five in French, I assure you it's an awkward situation, but basic friendliness and hand gestures can get you far in a foreign country.
Sorry. Probably should’ve put “ ‘Murican “ instead.
People: *Protest because of not being able to work out*
People: *Also proves that you can work out without a gym*
Yes....that's what happened
Just because I love to workout and going to the gym , you can't workout if you don't have a home gym ( about 500$) as good as you workout in the gym , if you deadlift 100kg (225lb) for 12 how you even do that at home, you don't have the amount of weights at home , but of course I don't support such actions like those on the video
unforg1ven gtfo but you still agree that gyms should be closed, right?
@@AlphaC0re in America or other countries with so many covid 19 cases hell yeah they should stay closed, in my country , we have like 5 cases a day and they will re open on June 29 , well TBH thts so fcking stupid , they need to reopen faster like in end of may , am i reasonable ? I don't know although I really miss it , and my fcking gym had like 20 people ( that went everyday) so I don't see the point of being closed till June 29
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"I think the worst insult out of all of them is being called a potato"
Sad Jackcepticeye noises
Also sad Irish noises
69th like
Sad potato noises
*Sad irish potato noises*
More like sad “quirky” girls
Legal action against 8 year olds:
It’s big brain time
Gaming Bonnie sue them lil shits
Well I mean they’re the ones committing verbal abuse, sue em
im big brain time
Platinum Aether sue a kid?
Platinum Aether and Krystian Kowalski are y’all being serious or joking around
For a second I was like "Texas is the Florida of the USA" and then I realized...
Florida is worse
Texas only has 25 hours in a day
As a texan I ask you would you like a cow or coyote in your backyard or panther and alligator?
( note this is a joke because my Neighbors have these stupid fence that there mother fucking cows can jump over then come to my year and destroy basically everything. But there not a hazard!)
Imagine Texas and Florida put together
xX Crŷptìç Xx Flexas
Please do not judge all Americans based on this subreddit. We are not all like this.
I feel u, my country is also pictured as stupid.
Not american tho
@@nyom4297 X2
yeah, this lot are the ‘Muricans™️. The type of Americans who ignore logic because freedom. Thankfully not all Americans are like that, because if they were, I’m not really sure how America would still exist.
*Sad American noises*
You potato
everyone asks WhyJake?........
but nobody asks HowAreYouJake?
Deep ;-;
You're right :O
Everyone be FakeJake asf
You kinda copied
He has to make another channel called howareyoujake
Day 23 of asking Jake to say "I'm Fakob Jakob" and telling him *he's epic*
Yess
Maybe some day he will see it
Yes Jake pls
Yessss pressure him to say it
Promote to the cause
As a Texan I can confirm that we are all loathing the governor right now.
for opening or closing? isn't the lt gov challenging abbott for being gov
Yeah frick the governor
I loath the heat here more than the govener
Edit governor
I can only imagine Hank Hill in the alley with his buddies, talking about this asinine decision. Propane.
@Stan M yeah, but this is stupid stupidity
More stupid than my friends
2:25 as an Australian, I was always told if I ever saw a blue ring octopus, run. Goodness sake that image came up and my entire body just froze.
3:44 The director wouldn’t let him get away with that. Plus Pattinson likes joking about shit like that
Also, cool Pulp Fiction top
Batman cause Coronavirus
u I got the joke, I’m talking about what jake said after reading it
As a Texan, I’m not responsible for the idiot decisions of my state.
Yeah i’m from Texas too so this makes sense
I understand btw I hate the American government do you understand
Texas is just a mess in general. Source; I live here too
I am a Texan too we need a new government 🤦♂️
i feel bad for you guys
If i was a trillionaire, i will hire 100.000 people to comment on every FakeJake video asking him to introduce himself as : "Fakob Jakob".
Just ask them
Hire me
Just pay Jake to do it instead
Or just buy bots
I’ll do it for free
“You better be speaking American”
Sir I speak English
@Jace Addams Spaine is from Europe...
Jace Addams there’s a whole lot wrong with that sentence
@Jace Addams huh?
@@ethanpadilla2172 entonces yo hablo americano
@Shadoww Nemesis01 I can speak chilean, Argentine, peruan, Spanish, Venezuelan, salvadorean, Colombian, Paraguayan, Uruguayan and Ecuadorian, beat that
Day 12 of telling Jake he looks like teen Andy from toy story.
A bit late today.
Good luck on your quest 🦲
Holy guacamole you're right
lol true he look lke andy from toy story
I love that people during quarantine are visiting people's houses and after they visit they learn someone was infected
Karens when they say this is America:
0:19
Don't catch you slippin up
@@LPScarlex look what im wipping up
This Is America
OK I’m done I hate Britain there only use now is to criticize America and that is a big problem for a channel based on things about insults to be run by a British person Who doesn’t know what it’s like to live in America i’m OK with an American person talking about how stupid America is because they would actually know what’s going on in Stead of being stupid and thinking America is just the land of anti vaccine Karen’s and idiots do you think Jake would like it if there was a channel practically dedicated to hating Britain then he might not like that so to Jake why don’t you just leave criticizing countries to your own country
He could give everyone $133.33 with $0 leftover.
Edit: That’s also what he's worth, not what he has.
Wait if he gives 133.33 to EVERYONE, that means he still has 133.33 dollars...
Dot dot dot
Eat Your Cereal
gamingturtle 348 no
Ikr
the batman thing is actually false he "jokingly" said that he hasnt been doing anything he just has a really bad way with sarcasim
Do you mean... JOKERLY?
Pizza boy
yeah I have a family
f: me
a: my girlfriend
m: my girlfriend's dad
i: her other dad
l: my supportive parents
y: my gay sister
ThAt DoEsN't SpElL fAmIlY
Hey, Patrick. What am I?
-Stupid?
No, I'm N O.
-What's the difference?
@@EnnUrd thats more clever than most comments, props from me
N O b r u h
N O r/ woooosh
Day 34 of joining people to make FakeJake permanently change his intro to ‘I’m Fakob Jakob.’
Murica: I go to the gym to improve my health and am willing to sacrifice my health to go to the gym.
Day #69+8 of asking Jake to say
*_"I'm Fakob Jakob"_*
Please Jakob of the Fakob
Just do it
Ah yees
Catmaster5417 ah yes the og madlad
Dont lose hope!
343 days he said he would it on day 420
Don't give up! We are all still cheering you on!
1:18 To anyone wondering, I actually typed this link in manually. Unfortunately, it wasn't a rickroll. It was a video of an interview from 2014 where some dude talks about the coronavirus.
Here's the link: ruclips.net/video/gA6FR4kj5G0/видео.html
Then he can't even be talking about the same virus. Why are people still listening to that stuff? This is a newly mutated coronavirus. 🤦♀️ Thanks for being brave enough to check though. I certainly wouldn't. 😂
2014?
@@Prismascape
The Coronavirus is Basiclly a Steroid to illnesses[Like the common cold]
This Coronavirus is a buffed up version of pneumonia.
Aryan Descendant isn’t it just a family of virus?
THANK YOU I just drooled down to find it 8m too lazy to type it is also hard cuz I’m on mobile
2:32 He's already dead the moment he picked that shit up, cuz I'm pretty sure there is no anti venom for it
Jake: That's so American!!!
Me: yea cause that would be british
That's so American!!!
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Day 9 of joining the petition to ask Jake to introduce himself as Fakob Jacob
"You're right, that isn't a family" >:(
"It's multiple families" :)
**Happy gay person noises**
On the photo its a black man and a white woman, 50years ago people used to say that interracial couple are unatural and all that shit, now they do exactly the same, its stupid af
@@DeDoox5 yeah but they're happy because Jake is cool
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Every ad on RUclips :sO liT mObiLe sEnt mE tHiS-
Have you ever seen mistplay ads?
I thought that I was the only one
Who saw some weebtoon ad while watching oversimplified
@@sleepysmokemoved2561 Same
@@georgy2596 Yep and i hated it and Same with Coin Master
7:23 Anti-vaxxer: "None of these!"
Me: *sees ethanol and grabs a beer*
Day: I SUMMON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Of telling jake to say: “hey everyone, my namien is damien.” To confuse people of course
Damien. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
Potts Tato Best Idea Ever
@@calebg6587 thats the name of one of the reviewers at emkay
happy emkay noises
day 1 of suggesting Jake to review cute animal pictures
Bump
R/ blessed images
Yes
1:36 Inflation: am I a joke to you?
5:09 holy shit, let me tell a story.
I was in my first period science class and I was talking among my friends because class had been stopped for a moment. One guy said, "Japan and China speak the same language." and I was entertained, but also sort of dumbfounded that he was that ignorant. I asked him what language he though they spoke and this bitch says, "Asian." He also thought they were in the same place. I asked my teacher to pull up a world map and I showed him that Japan is an island off the coast of Asia and that China was a huge land mass beside Europe.
Another time, while talking my neighbour, I said I wouldn't mind visiting Japan, my little sister (8yo) said, "But I don't even speak Chinese!"
The amount of knowledge people have of anything remotely Asian is baffling. It would not be hard to teach about it more in schools. The amount of racism Asians have to deal with a fucking disgusting too.
I did the maths and Jeff Bezos could give 14 USD to every body known to be alive on earth. (He is worth 113bil and current population is about 7.758bil.)
Guarantee you that the guy doing clap pushups is called Kyle
yes i have dad
D: Two
A:Mums
D:
your mum gei
@@jordy9606 right back at ya buckaroo
jordy your not wrong
@@jordy9606 which one?
1:30 i took the time to type that shit into google, and its some hella weird interview from 2014 about some random guy talking about a "manmade virus" and then it has the typical "scary background music" lmao
Link plis
Plot twist: Everyone in r/facepalm and r/woooosh is just so smart that they’re on an entirely different level that we cannot begin to comprehend.
As soon as i saw the blue ring octopus *exhales* “are you of your fucken rocker mate??!”
Day 31 of getting Jake to say
*"I'm Fakothy Jakothy"*
Day 10 of helping SpecificJxrred to get Jake to say
*"I'm Fakey Jakey"*
One month of this (Apr 20 to May 20). :D
-Cutting_Edge- good luck
-Cutting_Edge- good luck
Rebel against the Fakobers and support the Fakothians and the Fakeyish.
Let’s start a chain
I’ll start
-Cutting_Edge- good luck
This video was uploaded 69 seconds ago
Eyacito I saw it on 69 likes
nice
N i c e .
N. I. C. E.
I don’t feel stupid. I thought everything was relatable.
That car hacking one....... I.... I just can't..........
Usually I can't sleep due to watching scary videos and having night terrors...
Tonight I won't be able to sleep because I now know there is someone out there that stupid..
2:24 I had a mini heart attack when I saw that. Blue ringed octopuses are cool and all, but holding them is an extremely stupid idea.
As someone from Texas, I can confirm 3:11, we have always been this way
As another Texan, I can second this confirmation
As someone from Texas, I am going to say that being called stupid is not something I will accept. I can be stubborn and hard-headed. But, I wear a mask anytime I go out because I take the coronavirus seriously.
I third this we have always been stupid still wear a mask though
As someone from a state only moderately more intelligent (stereotypically anyway) than Texas, I've always described Texas with the saying "everything is bigger in Texas, especially the stupid." That's mostly because I have some incredibly stupid family members from there though. As in thought using a live rattlesnake to scare someone was a good idea level of stupid.
As An actual Texan I can say that flame heart 2412 is incorrect of course there are some stupid things about it but I’m not going to let people say that my entire state is an idiot filled pile of garbage
Edit also why does everyone here say that Texas is stupid if you do that then I don’t even believe you’re from Texas
I hate the fact that Estadounidense is translated as American.
I hate the fact that cheese is translated to queso but quesadilla is not translated to cheeseadilla
@@nothingtosee4057 I've never thought about this and now I hate it.
Thanks
@@EpicBananaGlasses _OOF_
@@nothingtosee4057 You are right.
3:25 Jake watches pulp fiction confirmed
When i was a kid i got mad at spongebob for making fun of texas, i now realise that he was right.
@ 7:53 I remember a video where one of the staff members of a college took a survey of students. They asked the students to sign a petition to ban di-hydrogen monoxide from the city water supply. Just about everyone they asked signed the petition without even asking what di-hydrogen monoxide was. Essentially what they were saying by signing was they wanted to ban having water in the water supply.
Day 44 of asking Jake to say," Hi, I'm Fakob Jakob"
The dude holding the Blue-Ringed Octopus made me want to commit a crime
Edit: Yall have now join me in the crime, thanks :)
oh ok
ok ok
Ah yes, A trillionaire definitely exists
As a hacker I can confirm that the milage thing is BS. We can track you with your tire pressure guages though, so have fun with that conspiracy theorists!
(0:10) I think the "let us walk" sign is the silliest. You can walk at home.
“You better be speaking American”
Can’t tell if that was a joke
Day 49 of biting stuff to get him to say “I’m fakob Jakob”
Catmaster5417 These aquarium plants. 3/10 don’t taste good, very slimy.
If it's slimy, then put it up your a**
@@mikaneous1140 cursed comments
@@mikaneous1140 hol up
Bite some grass next time. (Please don't make a dirty joke out of this.)
I hate the fact that most of these are Americans... C’mon! We’re better than this, I swear!
I know, it seems that stuff like this only wants to show the bad side of America when we are so much more than that.
@@alxrts7866 No, no we aren't.
no
Saturn314x Really we aren’t? Can you remind me what country has won almost every war they’ve been in? Oh I forgot..where does Elon musk, one of the most successful people in the world, live? What country has full LGBTQ+ marriage rights and all sorts of free speech? Yeah that’s right, America bitch.
@@alxrts7866 so america is rly good because we're rich and we won wars? dumbass reasoning but ok
I am from Texas and can comfirm, we are indeed crazy, but most of us will be polite about it. One time my county flooded and a guy hopped in his kayak and rescued 6 of his neighbors before the professionals got there. He was never on the news though which was kind of disappointing. It was awesome. He also went back after the rescue to save a dog and squirrel.
3:14 I'm from Texas and some stuff is going down that should be illegal. Like, my sister-in-law is a nurse, and she says they are moving in a few hundred covid-19 infected people into the nursing home, and not telling the families of the elderly that currently live there. Also, she is going to get hazard pay, which is like $18 more per hour, to work with people who are infected with the Corona virus. Also, when someone gets infected, they aren't letting us know where they worked. My town has 3x Walmarts, there were a few employees that tested positive for covid-19 at one Walmart, then everyone started using the other two Walmarts instead. Now they only report the people who get covid-19 that are jobless. So now, if someone at a McDonald's gets covid-19, the government won't tell us, or even count it in with the daily numbers of infected people. When Dallas had over 20,000 infected, they tried to send 5,000 of them to my towns hospital. I know a janitor up there who said that they were cleaning 5 floors of the hospital, and relocating the mental patients, just to make room for the overflow of Dallas's infected people. I don't know why they are telling all the staff to keep it hush-hush. I wish they would grow some balls and tell us the truth. Now everyone looks at Texans like we are so dumb for what the government is currently doing to us, it's not like we have a choice here. I would love to be more informed, or have a vote to what goes on in my town, but that's not going to happen anytime soon with the government acting all shady.
6:48 Cows aren't killed to make cheese, but in order to produce dairy, they must be pregnant. So the farmers have to forcefully artificially inseminate them over and over again.
Actually that's false, cows can only lactate after giving birth to calves.
@ Farkas The Companion that’s what the comment said. The farmers artificially inseminate them (get the pregnant using sperm samples from bulls) over and over, they give birth, they milk them.
And some cheese need to have a substance that is inside the cow stomach (i dont know the name in English i can search for it you want) so basically kill it
Day 24 of making Jake Say Fakob Jakob
Just a reminder: Fake Jake always posts at 10:00
How tf did u watch a 10m vid in 1 m?
T h e p o w e r o f M a g i c !
madsmasher its the time he posts a new video
Never been this early 😂 finally figured out who my favourite youtuber is from this 😂
Ha, the waitress actually gave her 20 cents! 😂 😂 😂
2:35 most lethal poisonous creature in existence so far.
The second I saw the blue ring I went oh s**t
4:17 im pretty sure that's a Subaru wrx. More capable than most peoples cars.
It can go 160 and I think that’s a bit over 75 mph
@@Frayste yeah, what I was thinking. plus you can probably tell I'm a Subaru lover
1:19 I actually searched the link and I’m sad to announce it is not a rick rolled it is sadly an actual anti-vaxx video about covid-19 vaccines ;-;
I tried it said it was unavailable maybe I just spelt it wrong
I searched too and noticed that you already told it after...
As soon as it got to the squid an ad popped up saying "hungry? " like it became that meme of any small thing on a finger only for it to be eaten by Spiderman
7:23 So glad I suspected this list to be representative of some kind of fruit. Years of academy training not wasted.
Day 29 of asking Jake to make a video of just crushing things
yes.
Bump
I am sick of america being broken. I don’t want to be here anymore
Texan here. No, that post isn’t true, and yes, that isn’t the first time I’ve seen that photo during the pandemic.
Yay someone agrees with me
Ikr, Texas is always considered stupid and full of american cowboys yee haw bullshit, but if you take a place like austin it literally is pretty much New York.
3:31 Pattinson has so many weird articles about him that I’m not even shocked. There was one talking about something along the lines of him being turned on or something
If that conspiracy poster was a rick roll I’d be impressed. 😂
Bill Gates is officially my favorite celebrity now
Day 21 of supporting the "I'm Fakob Jakob" movement
Wait you didn't know that the blue ringed octopus is CRAZY BAD
Honestly, the first one made my family who owns multiple gyms collectively facepalm
"I think the worst insult out of all of them is being called a potato"
**Angy Irish noises**
Day 10 of asking what FakeJake did to RealJake
Damn, you can time travell? It says that you only have 4 comments on this channel
Actual Jake is the name of the channel spin off of Hannah and Jake.
Yaeh
Day 7 of restarting the petition of trying to get Jake to say I'm Fakob Jakob.
Within a minute I'm here
Nice
@WhiteXBLOX Do you like sticky white liquid? Because a bucket's full of'em.
@@mikaneous1140 😂😂😂😂
I'm from Texas and can confirm we've always been this stupid.
I live in Texas, and I don’t even care enough to know if we’ve been stupid, I mean I know we’ve been very very lazy but....that’s only because I only stay in my house and don’t see any other people.
I mean, yes Texas is kinda stupid, but at least the speed limits are decent.
Yeah and it’s a pretty nice place to live
Art with Addison yT when your not getting shot
You guys have speed limits?
Kriptic Cobra tf getting shot like never happens anymore this isn’t the 1880s.
ericofantastico i know, very surprising, we are following a legal obligation to have speed limits.
(ngl kinda laughed at the comment since it was clever)
0:18 you are so correct and that doesn't surprise me. And imagine if Jeff Bezos did the things Bill Gates does. We would probably be 30 years more advanced in technology and other areas.
Wish I was a trillionaire
3:09 I live in texas and can confirm there is no difference
The difference is that texas looks like a pound cake.
The first Funko POP! figures were unveiled in 2010 at the San Diego Comic Con. Originally packaged as Funko Force 2.0, the first figures produced were Batgirl, Green Lantern, and two variants of Batman.
Day 5 of sending this cute bear to Jake: ʕノ)ᴥ(ヾʔ
owo
Gay
Whoever says "@Car World gay also applies to girls- r/facepalm" is gay
Car World no u
@@carworld1088 Gay also applies to girls- r/facepalm
Car World it’s a joke and he said that just for fun
Hey guys, I have a question and it’s starting to get quite annoying to not know the answer. ¿How the hell do I comment on a RUclips video? If anyone knows the answer then please, PLEASE reply.
[visible confusion]
Maybe if you play fifa and have fun. That's why I havent commented
Day 3 of asking Jake to go through r/tumblr because I want him to be exposed to the hellsite that I spend 10 hours per day on
Pukichu and dennies are the undead gods who live in the astral plane projecting their lost thought to tumblr
I’m from Texas and all I have to say is that the governor said something similar to that, not exactly the same thing though. But after that statement we were only opened back up for about two weeks and we are back on lock down. We won’t be going out again for quite awhile
the car with the spoiler is electronically limited to 130, it can go up to 160 without it. it’s a rally bred car, and has one of the largest legacies ever
I an American apologize deeply for the baffling stupidity, racism, and lack of common sense my country demonstrates
Not all of us do that, for gods sake most of the most smartest, talented, amazing people live here. Not to mention that not all of us are fucking racist, it’s a dumb stereotype at this point.
(sorry not meaning to sound too bitchy ive just seen way to many god damn comments like this and I’m fr done.)
Day #45 of asking Jake to say *Im Fakob Jakob*
Day 1 of commenting random facts
"Apple is a fruit"
2:25 “oh it’s just an octopus nun bad” *looks back and realizes NANI. Jake* “OH A BLUE RING OCTOPUS!”😂
🤣 That Funko Pop pic close-up clearly shows that the "autograph" is a print. Seeing as it's a figure of a big rock idol that many people would have sought autographs from, I think it's just part of the factory packaging, to give a bit of style. They probably did the same for all the figures in that series.