Opie & Anthony: Anthony Weiner is Carlos Danger (07/24/13)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
  • Perpetual embarrassment to his family and walking throbbing dick Anthony Weiner is back in the news as his creepy alter-ego "Carlos Danger". The boys laugh at how he can't help himself, Kenny and Intern Jackie then read out some of his hilarious sexts.
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Комментарии • 98

  • @-Garviel_Loken-
    @-Garviel_Loken- 3 года назад +32

    This is what I miss about the show. When these insane scandals would break. They would always make them entertaining

    • @sk8trryan1997
      @sk8trryan1997 10 месяцев назад +3

      People hate on opie & rightly so but they were so much better together

  • @DoctorDejay
    @DoctorDejay 10 лет назад +40

    The Kenny reading is so classic. I'm crying

  • @carlosdanger4648
    @carlosdanger4648 7 лет назад +17

    " texting while driving without a seatbelt I'm Carlos danger"

  • @FlanzShirt
    @FlanzShirt 7 лет назад +32

    42:58 Denny reading the Weiner texts sounds EXACTLY like the person who reads the To Catch a Predator transcripts

    • @bennyhath1789
      @bennyhath1789 5 месяцев назад

      "You then asked her for ssshhhheeeeeeeeuuuuuuuxxxxxz"

    • @ArthurDowling-qi4or
      @ArthurDowling-qi4or 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@bennyhath1789you also sent her pictures of your peeeenoooouuussszzz

  • @PlaGueR3FLEX
    @PlaGueR3FLEX Год назад +5

    "I'm Carlos Danger alright?"

  • @AnnaZombi
    @AnnaZombi 9 лет назад +23

    22:05 is the golden line. Bobo, Carlos Bobo.

  • @TravizRKade
    @TravizRKade 7 лет назад +7

    I'm not gonna lie, The beep beep made me cry hahah

  • @Sbohm2002
    @Sbohm2002 5 лет назад +8

    “ I studied body launguage. This guy is a liar!”
    Super douche chills. Yuck

    • @zooltekindustries1197
      @zooltekindustries1197 3 года назад +3

      And then proceeding to explain that if someone wont make eye contact they might be lying. Genius level intellect on display.

  • @ThySpacegoat
    @ThySpacegoat 2 года назад +9

    53:38 and onwards literally made me laugh out loud to the point of embarrassment, i never laughed so loud before, goddamn Jimmy

  • @acm3512
    @acm3512 6 лет назад +16

    I listened to this live and it was the firstime I listened to o and a.

  • @MrJimmyTide
    @MrJimmyTide 11 лет назад +20

    Carlos Danger is Jim Norton.

  • @jah0p
    @jah0p Год назад +2

    The “wood shampoo” line is just hysterical

    • @sca8217
      @sca8217 Год назад

      I absolutely love it when Anthony uses police lingo like "wood shampoo", "perp", "crack a few heads" ,"take'em back to the precinct "... The interview with Chief Pat Kennedy from Milwaukee was hilarious ...

  • @marcuskramer8008
    @marcuskramer8008 3 года назад +5

    57:36 Opie got me with that one lol

  • @TheDeathwalker86
    @TheDeathwalker86 6 лет назад +12

    Miss this show so bad

  • @ShortFingeredShreder
    @ShortFingeredShreder 10 лет назад +17

    22:05 made me piss myself.

    • @AnnaZombi
      @AnnaZombi 9 лет назад +2

      ShortFingeredShreder She liked me- she liked my speech.

  • @ChipWhitingtonIII
    @ChipWhitingtonIII 3 года назад +2

    "And we're Sccchaawk Jaaawks!"

  • @ARCADE_EXE
    @ARCADE_EXE 2 года назад +3

    He's now on the offender registry... What a fall.

  • @falconater51
    @falconater51 3 года назад +3

    3:30 - 3:32 Mayor Koch may have actually said those things to (more than) a few men.

  • @hankmoody2496
    @hankmoody2496 5 лет назад +8

    Ant and Carlos Danger separated at birth

  • @eKermitto
    @eKermitto 11 лет назад +3

    Good Sir, it's one and only Mr Dennis Falcone! He's a wizard!

  • @HeyCousin
    @HeyCousin Год назад +1

    When does production on the first Carlos Danger film wrap?

  • @jackjohnson1128
    @jackjohnson1128 3 месяца назад

    Goddamn those cop jokes while Kenny was reading are hilarious. What a terrifying oaf he is.

  • @backstreetsbackalright4363
    @backstreetsbackalright4363 7 лет назад +3

    Carlos danger may have handed trump the Oval Office. He is the gift that won't stop giving

  • @Cheka__
    @Cheka__ 11 месяцев назад

    9:50 "He's Carlos the Jerkal" 😂 lmfao

  • @richardfleming9237
    @richardfleming9237 5 лет назад +4

    beep beep shoes

  • @kaptainkoala8476
    @kaptainkoala8476 3 года назад

    Lmao I literally thought “brownfinger” like 3 seconds before they said it.

  • @justinstokes5264
    @justinstokes5264 4 года назад +14

    Opie had his moments where he is pretty funny.

    • @omayrasdemesne
      @omayrasdemesne 3 года назад +3

      most people have their funny moments. They don't get paid what he got paid.

    • @brandonreed2175
      @brandonreed2175 3 года назад +4

      Seriously he just didn’t know how to place his shit. Like if he stayed quiet and avoided stepping on comedy he would’ve been great only interjecting when he occasionally had something funny to add. If he’d done that the show would maybe have survived despite Anthony’s racist rants.

    • @tuco1121
      @tuco1121 3 года назад

      @@mgpBLARG You got me beat.

    • @somethingorother3742
      @somethingorother3742 2 года назад +1

      everyone does. opie is normal guy funny

    • @michaelmitchell4992
      @michaelmitchell4992 Год назад +3

      Hitler had his funny moments too. I'm not comparing the two cause Hitler wasn't known for picking his nose and eating it

  • @charlespeterwatson9051
    @charlespeterwatson9051 5 лет назад +6

    43:16 Denny was beeping funny.

  • @killustrator
    @killustrator 11 лет назад

    I like when the wheels come off around the 36 minute mark and by like I mean hate.

  • @stephenmason1028
    @stephenmason1028 6 лет назад +2

    Denny doesn't work blue, but Jackie... she's Jackie Blue

    • @joeygarner2104
      @joeygarner2104 3 года назад +2

      TSSS FAWK YEAH

    • @JW-un8ui
      @JW-un8ui 2 месяца назад

      @@joeygarner2104Opie has no idea he is both Scorch and Sibby

  • @jockoadams3377
    @jockoadams3377 7 лет назад +19

    "Weiner" is a fascinating documentary that lets you see the other side of all this mess. You get to see a guy publicly self-destruct in real time. Saddest thing is that he has no idea how toxic he is to himself and everyone else.
    And while I can't stand anything Team Clinton... Huma actually comes across as a nice girl who always tried to help him, even after he fucked up, and just kept getting burned.

    • @sskoog
      @sskoog 3 года назад

      I can see where the documentary would be a killing blow - captures him on-camera saying “what if I try this [lie], what if I try this [other lie], oh wait I can’t say that because it contradicts [other previous lie], uhh I guess in hindsight trying to parse the language wasn’t the right strategy.” In some ways these are even worse than the original scandal.
      It also killed Huma's chance of future political office -- she survived most of the Hillary-email-server inquest, but the residual bits of that, coupled with how-long-did-she-stay-complicit-with-this, were the coup de grace. There's a very telling bit, late in the 2016 footage, where Weiner tries to get her to appear in commercials, and on his campaign trail, but she refuses, saying "[Clinton PR-staffer Pedro] said it wouldn't be good for me." Weiner does a double-take, asks "Pedro said that?" Marriage was over in that moment.
      There was talk of a lawsuit against the filmmakers, due to 'Huma's unauthorized inclusion,' but it seemed to fizzle, due to no actual written guarantee or limitation of footage.

    • @MJAce85
      @MJAce85 9 месяцев назад

      Oh please. Just like with hillary, huma didn't stand by him or try to help him because of any sort of humanity, it was to salvage her future political career. If it was politically helpful to either of those she devils at the time, they would have cut and run right away.

  • @Jrb2061275
    @Jrb2061275 11 лет назад +2

    Thanks

  • @hexisabeast
    @hexisabeast 7 лет назад +8

    i was about to post a negative comment about Opies horrible performance but i see i'm late to that party....

  • @NippySquirts
    @NippySquirts 10 лет назад +5

    Interesting how Opie just said at 31:33, that when a person is looking down it's an obvious way to tell a persons lying. When Chris Kyle was in the studio doing that right in front of him, while he was talking about Jesse Ventura,. Opie still said that Chris Kyle was telling the truth.

  • @ThePeoplesJeff
    @ThePeoplesJeff 4 года назад +4

    Opie has studied body language about as much as I’ve studied sign language. Hint: I don’t know any fucking sign language

  • @williampoole1742
    @williampoole1742 8 месяцев назад

    22:05 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JaneDoe-zr4px
    @JaneDoe-zr4px 7 лет назад +1

    "did some fucking filing for Hilary" a rare funny moment for Gregshells.

  • @hokeysloan
    @hokeysloan 10 лет назад

    CARLOS DANGER SONG! I Broke My Tweeter - Hokey Sloan (Carlos Danger Weiner Song)

  • @sskoog
    @sskoog 3 года назад +2

    (Echoing Jocko Adams below)
    The 2016 documentary 'Weiner' -- which apparently started as "I'll let you follow my mayoral campaign, but you have to edit + produce my ads, and, after I win, you can use all the footage for whatever you want," then went gonzo -- is a chilling expose on the backstage shenanigans.
    Anthony (Weiner) is shown repeatedly spiraling, trying to rehearse what specific sentence he can say on-mic that won't contradict his previous lies, lashing + taunting his wife Huma for "not having better money-donor friends" and "not wanting to make public appearances with him, because someone might realize they were married" and, in one garish interlude, flirting with pretty young staffer, Barbara Morgan, before they both realize they're on camera, and Barbara goes silent, hand to her mouth. Weiner's first campaign manager (Danny Kedem) resigns after the new scandal, and did not give permission for his footage to be used; policy director Amit Bagga accuses Anthony on-camera of "lying to him" and "not being transparent."
    Huma, though shown as the victim, doesn't come off cleanly either -- "her advisors" (apparently Clinton staffers) keep telling her what she should or shouldn't do or say in support of her troubled husband, she repeatedly makes a point of whining "I haven't followed your campaign, I don't watch your TV appearances, I can't answer what you stand for if someone asks." It's really a damaging reveal, Weiner's double- and triple-lies worst of all.

  • @murderxxbingbamboom657
    @murderxxbingbamboom657 11 лет назад +5

    CARLOS DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!`

  • @caseyjazz7256
    @caseyjazz7256 5 лет назад +2

    Old Carlos had way more skeletons in his closet.

  • @andrewschuschu3499
    @andrewschuschu3499 5 лет назад +3

    Democrats should have doubled down and got Weiner to officially and legally change his name to Carlos Danger and ran him against Trump. You can’t beat trump with some sort of sanctimonious pious do-gooder, they need themselves a badboy.

  • @mrsnoop1820
    @mrsnoop1820 5 лет назад +1

    how is huma the scarecrow beautiful, Jimmy?

  • @christophermirkovich7290
    @christophermirkovich7290 4 года назад

    I'd vote for AW

  • @T3t4nu5
    @T3t4nu5 4 года назад

    55:48
    Before it was cool

  • @zachk5249
    @zachk5249 3 года назад +3

    Opie with his fake groggy voice

  • @nopes4545
    @nopes4545 11 лет назад +3

    Wow, this new "Danny" is almost as enraging as the old one....

  • @m3m3lina47
    @m3m3lina47 3 года назад

    22:06

  • @Bebopopotamus
    @Bebopopotamus Год назад

    It's too bad we never to hear them tool on the ridiculous and absurd shit Trump said all the time.

    • @BoOgEdYmAn
      @BoOgEdYmAn Год назад +2

      One in every crowd...

    • @BusterCherry1
      @BusterCherry1 Год назад

      What did Trump say that was ridiculous and absurd? Someone making a statement you disagree with doesn't necessarily make the statement ridiculous or absurd.

  • @cracksuperman
    @cracksuperman 8 лет назад +1

    Ugh Opie is such a baby.

  • @michaelmitchell4992
    @michaelmitchell4992 Год назад +1

    Uh oh, look out opie and his "body language expertise" is on display again. I wonder what "Mr. Body language expert" has to say about a guy who picks his name and eats it

  • @mrbruce3202
    @mrbruce3202 2 года назад

    19:35