Opie & Anthony: Steve Quotes (Extended version)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @shfgafdksljfgna
    @shfgafdksljfgna 3 года назад +50

    "Don't cry because it's over, smile because he came" - Steve C

    • @DKCG0113
      @DKCG0113 Месяц назад

      Not a historical quote. Isn’t that Dr. Seuss?

  • @iamthegreatest2006
    @iamthegreatest2006 13 лет назад +57

    "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll have another piece of cake."
    Had me rolling.

  • @Alufear
    @Alufear 13 лет назад +88

    "I came, I saw, I swallowed." - Julius Carlisi

  • @ericcook2423
    @ericcook2423 9 лет назад +61

    Miss this dude so much(also this team together). Rest in peace you burly bear.

    • @hdjablomi4687
      @hdjablomi4687 3 года назад

      I think the show definitely had something to do with his suicide. They were kidding but at the same time put a duechbag tag on him that he was stupid lazy incompitant. I think that was bought into by listeners. No one likes to be thought of a stupid bafoon.

    • @marquitos6763
      @marquitos6763 2 года назад

      @@hdjablomi4687 they treated erock the same way and he didn’t off him self. I think Steve had some more deep personal issues.

    • @nortonman5238
      @nortonman5238 2 года назад +2

      @@marquitos6763 absolutely this. To think that the boys pushed him to kill himself is a bit ridiculous. Sure it may have had some weight, but doesn't everything when you're thinking that way??
      He was just deeply saddened, hurt, burdened. Poor lil feller.

    • @simsum1argh882
      @simsum1argh882 Год назад +1

      Yesssssss We all Miss You Mr. Carr

  • @denmac19
    @denmac19 7 лет назад +62

    I like how Opie waited for Ant and Jim's reactions to the calls before he decided it was ok to laugh.

    • @Serote_Kaiba
      @Serote_Kaiba 4 года назад +8

      He is so fucken awful. He doesn't think any of it is funny. Hes friken terrible.

    • @mattb8943
      @mattb8943 3 года назад +5

      Also as soon as they started he was desperately asking if the instant feedback was working so he could participate. Because naturally he's too fucking stupid to think of any himself.

    • @bobobandy9382
      @bobobandy9382 Год назад +3

      Is he a hack or something?

  • @paintbasstard
    @paintbasstard 8 лет назад +47

    This clip will never not be funny.

    • @skuterixas91
      @skuterixas91 6 лет назад +3

      this clip defines how funny men are

    • @MeenBean
      @MeenBean Год назад +3

      I’ve listened to this probably 20 times and I laugh until my face is red every time. The callers were on fire

  • @causerDAguv
    @causerDAguv 9 лет назад +75

    "Give me liberty or give me Mondays off." LOL !!!!

  • @SuperSHABADOO
    @SuperSHABADOO 10 лет назад +63

    RIP Steve C

  • @ryanward3871
    @ryanward3871 5 лет назад +12

    "A house divided against itself is one I sat down in"

  • @TheHuskyJesus
    @TheHuskyJesus 12 лет назад +33

    "I came to New York with two bad wrists, and the dream to be a lazy producer"

  • @wherethetreeslive
    @wherethetreeslive 12 лет назад +16

    Wow...I remember when this first came on, I was at work howling. Tears streaming, everyone thought I was crazy.

  • @user-og6hl6lv7p
    @user-og6hl6lv7p 7 лет назад +22

    "We shall blow them on the beaches, we shall blow the on the landing grounds!"

  • @sonofbarnsey
    @sonofbarnsey 4 года назад +8

    8:37 "Yes! I could not have sex with that woman!" - Steve C(linton)

  • @lucasgidman9145
    @lucasgidman9145 9 лет назад +24

    RIP Steve

    • @anon86
      @anon86 4 месяца назад

      Yesss

  • @bricecate
    @bricecate 8 лет назад +36

    this really shows opies weakness, Jim and ant are riffing and having fun, but the instant feedback isn't working, so no lines for him to throw out. steer the ship sure, but God damn is he boring

    • @martinlatour9311
      @martinlatour9311 3 года назад +4

      steering the ship = HOLD ON LETS GO TO THE PHONE MIKE IN CAROLINA, MIKE?

  • @theswimwalkkid3370
    @theswimwalkkid3370 4 года назад +16

    Opie talking about Churchhill: “He didn’t have a writer.” Literally TEN Seconds later: “Some shmuck wrote that shit, they all had writers.” MAKE UP YOUR MIND

  • @anon86
    @anon86 6 месяцев назад +3

    Standing in a bucket what are you like spackle?

  • @Redbob86
    @Redbob86 12 лет назад +19

    "The rear-ends justify the means."

  • @derekgleeson1353
    @derekgleeson1353 5 месяцев назад +2

    Opie casts a pall over proceedings immediately

  • @orly444
    @orly444 13 лет назад +11

    I miss Steve. :(

  • @sirLEVITSKY
    @sirLEVITSKY 13 лет назад +12

    "We have nothing to fear, but fruits and vegetables"

  • @jadedmastermind
    @jadedmastermind 11 лет назад +14

    "Abandon hoagies, ye who enter here!"

  • @mofomartianp
    @mofomartianp 11 лет назад +21

    "We hold these truths to be self evident, that all supersize menus must be eaten."

  • @sipoway
    @sipoway 9 лет назад +10

    Like beating a dead Hippopotamus...Yesssss

  • @iSOBigD
    @iSOBigD 13 лет назад +16

    Steve from the Moon was funny.

  • @TheFrancoMcNeil
    @TheFrancoMcNeil 11 лет назад +13

    "Mr Gorbachev, tear down my fridge door"

  • @imperfectlygreat9530
    @imperfectlygreat9530 2 года назад +7

    Opie "They didn't have no writer"
    Opie 5 seconds later " They all have writers"

  • @bsklasika
    @bsklasika 12 лет назад +8

    lot of Steve C's were calling that day..

  • @thescoutabout
    @thescoutabout 7 лет назад +10

    One burger by land two if by sea!

  • @TheTrueRman
    @TheTrueRman 10 лет назад +15

    Tis better to do no work and be thought a fool, than do work and remove all laziness.

  • @TreesOnTheMoon
    @TreesOnTheMoon Год назад +17

    I've listened to this countless times and it wasn't until recently I heard the Gregshells here.
    At 2:39 after fake laughing you can hear Opie mutter in an annoyed tone "alright"
    At 2:55 Opie says "I'll laugh at that one" almost meaning like 'I hate you guys but I'll acknowledge the line was good'
    At 3:27 after Ant's line "You just gave up on that one I think" He is critiquing the joke quality of Jim and Ant but has to take phone calls because he can't come up with a single line himself.
    As usual he was probably annoyed at Jim and Ant having fun and riffing together.

    • @bobobandy9382
      @bobobandy9382 Год назад +3

      He's already annoyed at 2:05 and tries to cut the funny off immediately by going to a phone call. One of the biggest jackasses ever.
      Also:
      7:25 "Everyone is Steve C for this bit. How hard is this?"
      13:53 "Uhhh, we have Chip on the line."
      Dunce.

    • @anon86
      @anon86 Год назад

      He also introduces chip as chip even tho he introduced everybody else as Steve

    • @anon86
      @anon86 Год назад

      ​@@bobobandy9382he's pissed from 1:22 since chip chimed in. I believe this was bit was doomed since then

    • @conradsz
      @conradsz Год назад

      Stryker!

    • @spyman3000
      @spyman3000 Год назад

      @@anon86 the bit was fine after that fym

  • @rhyslings
    @rhyslings 10 лет назад +15

    I would have called in as General Steve C Patton. "when you reach into your best friends pants and pull out a pile of goo..."

  • @DKCG0113
    @DKCG0113 Месяц назад

    Look at how Jimmy combined concepts from two callers and created this piece of brilliance.

  • @NickC979
    @NickC979 9 лет назад +12

    I regret I have but one glory hole to give for my country.

  • @sca8217
    @sca8217 Год назад +3

    You can hear early on that Opie wasn't on board with this bit, wanting to put callers on. The way he mumbled 'All right' when Jim made the "I will have cake" quote, yelled 'Striker!' in the midst of the two guys riffing and then said " All right I'll laugh to that".

  • @jonathonthomits1322
    @jonathonthomits1322 2 года назад +5

    "The British are coming... inside of meeeee"

  • @joelgroves7500
    @joelgroves7500 4 месяца назад +2

    “I did not have sexual relations with that burger”

  • @Barkbatosu
    @Barkbatosu 4 года назад +7

    I have no context for Steve Voice - but it’s objectively hilarious

  • @autobot69000
    @autobot69000 11 лет назад +8

    "Mr Gorbachev! Tear down this sphincter!!"

  • @KristorpherWright
    @KristorpherWright 13 лет назад +6

    Nothing like waking up to hear steve quotes in the morning, nearly woke up everyone in my house.

  • @VashTheDamnFiend
    @VashTheDamnFiend 3 года назад +4

    And that’s how you executive produce!

  • @DangerMenace
    @DangerMenace 9 лет назад +12

    Is anyone else freaked out that Steve is fucking dead now?

  • @rrrrramone
    @rrrrramone 9 лет назад +2

    My favorite clip ever!

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 4 года назад +4

    there is nothing to fear but airplane seats

  • @evansgate
    @evansgate Год назад +2

    If Steve had stayed with the show through the end there’d be so many more legendary bits, thanks Opie

  • @tenorandrewowens
    @tenorandrewowens 5 лет назад +1

    it’s a slow roller to Steve C.. he’s behind his bag!!!

  • @TaRAAASHBAGS
    @TaRAAASHBAGS 8 лет назад +7

    Read my lips: no nude lasses

  • @GreenHornet553
    @GreenHornet553 4 года назад +2

    "We'll avoid doing any work for the show and the other things. Not because they are hard, but because I'm lazy."

  • @MathewOeschger
    @MathewOeschger 7 лет назад +4

    3:47 had me howling

  • @SighTology
    @SighTology 3 года назад +8

    Opie’s value is based on how good callers are. They almost always suck.

  • @TaRAAASHBAGS
    @TaRAAASHBAGS 8 лет назад +5

    The young buck stops here!

  • @Our_Sole_Pusch
    @Our_Sole_Pusch 3 года назад +2

    "This is a gay, that will live inside of me".

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 4 года назад +2

    keep your friends close, but your boyfriends closer

  • @MrMackyle
    @MrMackyle 12 лет назад +2

    i cant believe that chip was around this long ago!

  • @maxxdoutt3585
    @maxxdoutt3585 9 лет назад +3

    5:05 XD
    11:58 XD XD XD
    "Don't shoot until you see the whites of my teeth!"
    "And those cocks - of the hosts, by the hosts, and for me - shall not perish from my mouth."

  • @LifeofLiLi69
    @LifeofLiLi69 3 года назад +1

    I am Become Steve. The Producer of Shows

  • @pendafen7405
    @pendafen7405 Месяц назад

    "I did NOT sleep with that woman" "I couldn't" really got Yimmy

  • @pogothepurple3826
    @pogothepurple3826 Год назад +1

    I gotta say, even tho I know it's not that funny, I almost died laughing at "Glory Glory Hole-elujah!"

  • @VVD
    @VVD 11 лет назад +11

    "Don't fire until you see their white on your thighs"

  • @bearllubub
    @bearllubub 12 лет назад +3

    he is not dead you dopes.. I have him on the phone. He's in Australia. This truly fucking sucks. This isn't supposed to happen to us

  • @jeremybrocknblue5593
    @jeremybrocknblue5593 3 года назад +1

    “Today, i consider myself the laziest man on the face of the Earth”
    Steve C

  • @jadedmastermind
    @jadedmastermind 11 лет назад +6

    "Ask not what your car can do for you. It can only drive 100 feet." Linger longer

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 8 лет назад +3

    "Never before has one producer done so little for so many segments." "Mr. Ramon, tongue down these balls!!" "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll kill ten-thousand hookers in promos."

  • @jdb79jdb79
    @jdb79jdb79 2 месяца назад

    A house decided against itself, when I sat on it.

  • @sixstringer98
    @sixstringer98 5 лет назад +2

    Today, I consider myself the laziest man on the face of the earth

  • @creepycraig73
    @creepycraig73 12 лет назад +2

    Ich bin ein Bear-linner. Grrr.

  • @lintbag
    @lintbag 8 месяцев назад

    Opie: "He didn't have no writer!"
    *10 seconds later*
    "I think they always had writers."

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 4 года назад +2

    go ahead...make my sandwich

  • @The495marauder
    @The495marauder 3 года назад +1

    “I’m paying for this Glory hole” Steve Reagan

  • @Jin2124
    @Jin2124 7 лет назад +19

    Christ, you can hear how uncomfortable unfunny Opie gets as the two funny ones in the room start feeding off each other and start throwing out funny lines...he's only comfortable when he finally gets calls coming in

    • @barahng
      @barahng 6 лет назад +8

      Redbeard Gaming He doesnt know any of the quotes theyre referencing either

  • @pendafen7405
    @pendafen7405 Месяц назад

    I shall return....on *Tuesday*

  • @rrrrramone
    @rrrrramone 6 лет назад +13

    Did Opie give us anything? Not one quote or funny line

    • @マシュードーラン
      @マシュードーラン 4 года назад +3

      Nope just useless callers because that’s all Opie could contribute

    • @martinlatour9311
      @martinlatour9311 3 года назад

      I think the only time he genuinely made me laugh was when he hung up on kristen bell

    • @ArkonBlade
      @ArkonBlade 3 года назад +1

      Opie doesnt provide any thing that has to do with humor.
      He goes to the phones and kills bits
      Thats it

  • @realSpook
    @realSpook 3 года назад +2

    Yeeess Hellooow

    • @anon86
      @anon86 Год назад

      Yessssssssssth

  • @lakerdude42
    @lakerdude42 2 месяца назад

    Gloryhole-lujah line was hilarious 😂

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 4 года назад

    I have not yet begun to diet

  • @borisrivera24
    @borisrivera24 3 года назад

    “The British are coming” 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @MasterMecha
    @MasterMecha 13 лет назад

    @HardcoreHogan97 That has always been my favorite line ever.

  • @E101ification
    @E101ification 9 лет назад +4

    Ask not what your country can do for you, but what your country can do for me...

  • @LMLR187
    @LMLR187 13 лет назад +1

    i'm surprised not many bear references were made

  • @EricTheAcktor
    @EricTheAcktor 12 лет назад +5

    It's funny how lil' Jimmy always seems to always go for Steve C gay jokes, while O&A focus primarily on his laziness and inabilities as a producer.

    • @shinybeast8946
      @shinybeast8946 2 года назад

      That's all Jimmy can do is cock, ass, and cum jokes.

  • @onionhat745
    @onionhat745 4 года назад

    Poor papa bear.

  • @hakushi81
    @hakushi81 12 лет назад +1

    linger longerrrrrr

  • @scottkimmel8159
    @scottkimmel8159 Год назад

    Give me liberty or give me..... I dont know which was funnier, the whole thing Lil Jimmy said or Anthony laughing

  • @MonteroOnBoxing
    @MonteroOnBoxing 2 года назад

    @4:09 LOL

  • @Demendred
    @Demendred 13 лет назад +1

    Steve wearing normal clothesessss?!
    What the shit is that?

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 8 лет назад +1

      Demendred he must have stopped shopping at Lane Bryant, LONGERRRRTTT longerrrrrr

  • @andrewptob
    @andrewptob 12 лет назад

    That and the fact that he was a raging alcoholic...

  • @RaidenTheAlmighty
    @RaidenTheAlmighty 12 лет назад

    What isn't really remembered about Churchill was that he was a terrible stutterer. To overcome this, he would prewrite these famous lines, and practice them endlessly.

    • @jondough120
      @jondough120 7 лет назад +1

      RaidenTheAlmighty to... Too.. Today. Go fuck yourself

    • @billcarrig9434
      @billcarrig9434 5 лет назад

      Jon Dough
      Ha ha ha ha.

  • @colivas8414
    @colivas8414 6 месяцев назад

    13:55, tss tss

  • @MrJohnybirchall
    @MrJohnybirchall 8 лет назад +4

    opie should change his name to Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
    " peter you added nothing"

  • @GrandPopPoplock
    @GrandPopPoplock 13 лет назад

    13:58
    ...Fucking Chip.

  • @Roughneck8
    @Roughneck8 13 лет назад +1

    Steve needs to clean out...eh err I mean step out of his closet.

  • @anon86
    @anon86 Год назад +1

    YEEEEESSSSSSTH

  • @Andros1921
    @Andros1921 12 лет назад +2

    "The Carlisi does exist and he is a lard-ass."

  • @CrackerJack06
    @CrackerJack06 12 лет назад

    Sam and Danny yeah, but not Dr.Gay

  • @jdb79jdb79
    @jdb79jdb79 2 месяца назад

    Read my lips, no, new, effort.

  • @michaelmitchell4992
    @michaelmitchell4992 2 года назад +1

    oh no, opie says the instant feedback isnt working so that means he has nothing to add to this bit

  • @bennyhath1789
    @bennyhath1789 7 месяцев назад

    YESSS FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON COOOREEY FROM AUSTRALIA

  • @Ironclad17
    @Ironclad17 12 лет назад +2

    Hey! Cool AIDS!

  • @jabberman3000
    @jabberman3000 4 года назад +1

    Weird that the most prosperous years in the US they had a much higher tax rate, the exact opposite of the Churchill quote

    • @BusterCherry1
      @BusterCherry1 2 года назад

      No one paid anywhere even near the top rate. The main reason was the US had virtually no economic competition considering Europe had to rebuild from the ground up, as did Japan, and China was not a major competitor until Mao's rule ended.

    • @jabberman3000
      @jabberman3000 2 года назад

      @@BusterCherry1 and no one does now that has money anyways even though it's a lower rate.

  • @WealthyIndustrialist
    @WealthyIndustrialist 3 года назад

    A lot of Jimmy’s lines were awful and very one trick pony. Not at his best this time.

    • @MrTwon1610
      @MrTwon1610 2 года назад +2

      ALL of Nortons jokes are awful and one trick.
      I don't see how people don't see it

    • @WealthyIndustrialist
      @WealthyIndustrialist 2 года назад

      @@MrTwon1610 My guess is to admit he was very one trick and not all that funny a lot of the time might come off as being pro Opie or something equally stupid?