"They should have just put play doh in your mouth, and just grinded it right through your stupid head" Best line ever. I remember being in the parking lot of a movie theatre listening to that live.
This right here is why the O&A show is irreplaceable. Grown men discussing everyday stuff, casually throwing in all kinds of contemporary references, punchlines both crass yet witty, being brutal to each other and yet scathingly funny... Stuff a guy could listen to non stop when working.
Nova Lena the fact that jay jones didn’t get that obvious sarcasm is a travesty and an excellent example of why t here’s no hope for humanity. Good thing there are people like Patrice who exist to keep that glimmer of hope alive
Funny thing is I never listened to O&A on satellite 📡 I saw Jimmy on JRE but I've been hooked ever since and that was almost a year ago. My feed is Patrice O'Neal and O&A.
Been a Patrice fan from day 1 but i used to understand complaints about Patrice cutting everyone off and taking over the room. Now that hes no longer here i kinda want everyone else to shut up and let him go lol rip big man
I just heard the line about they had a pact not to write any books if they ever break up. Funny, I just bought the second Anthony Cumia book on my kindle.
I can sympathize with any guy losing their hair . My brother had the same procedure done . My mother had to take the the staples out of my brother's head . He was grimacing in pain . I think it depends on the person for the best results. Anthony can laugh at himself which is crucial as a comic . I watch anthony to thia day and his hair is okay .
There are no staples. They implant individual follicles. They just start growing. I did it, completely natural hair grew in. I paid about $3 a follicle, I got 2200 implants..totally worth it . I wasn't bald, just a high hairline. Do it if it bugs you!
When Anthony says "this is the important part your not listening to" and jimmy says "uh yeah" is so funny to me now cuz i know he is setting up a fucken home run
Patrice's laugh at 5:11 makes him sound like he got catapulted through the air...
James LMAOOOOO000000000oooooooo
I keep replaying it because of this comment
lmaoo
James lmao
James Such a great comment! Perfect description, it really does sound like he's flying into the distance!
Patrice's play-doh line fucking slayed me... R.I.P. Big Man.
scottyblades That was great.
Patrice on Anthony's hair transplant process:
"So, kinda like _Poltergeist,_ when they build new houses on top of a graveyard?"
Shit was genius
Jesus christ lmfaooooooo
They overlooked that line. That was genius.
The fact that he came up with that on the spot is crazy lol
Ole haunted house head
"They should have just put play doh in your mouth, and just grinded it right through your stupid head"
Best line ever.
I remember being in the parking lot of a movie theatre listening to that live.
what movie?
I comeback just to listen to that part
@@spirit2might hell if I know. This probably aired over 15 years ago.
6:22
This and Haunted Head are gold 😂
5:09 Patrice had one of the best laughs ever. Sounds like he's doing a couple back flips before jumping out of a window RIP Patrice!
Like his ass just got catapulted 🤣
This right here is why the O&A show is irreplaceable. Grown men discussing everyday stuff, casually throwing in all kinds of contemporary references, punchlines both crass yet witty, being brutal to each other and yet scathingly funny... Stuff a guy could listen to non stop when working.
Been doing it everyday for years now haha
They're trash without Patrice
This is why cumia is a solid dude...he can take it just as well as he can give it. Unlike someone else we know...
Nice try with the hate
merces47letifer Not anymore.
this comment hasnt aged well
What's changed since this comment? Not disagreeing, just wondering.
@Gabriel Godina one makes a book, other stumbles around the streets doing pop up videos. Shit changes
“You can’t sneeze or tie your shoes” LOL
Patrice is up in heaven right now giving God advice. Legend.
I was crying with laughter then a bit of sadness. RIP big man. We need you now more than ever.
Thought you were my brother for a sec.
@@NxDoyle Dad?
2 years later from this post, we need him even more
0:35 Opie announced their dead friendship so early, so directly. Out of the mouth of babes...
So much for that book pact too. Loll
How crazy is it we all still get our fix of o and a through these clips. Also we all hate hearing opie. Lmao
bejer916 Long Speak for yourself. I thought Opie was funny here. Lol.
Ton Jones THAT'S how you respond to an "lol" comment??!! Ha...You're as humorless as you think Opie is.
Opies a stuck up weak jackass who gets lucky sometimes
Nova Lena the fact that jay jones didn’t get that obvious sarcasm is a travesty and an excellent example of why t here’s no hope for humanity. Good thing there are people like Patrice who exist to keep that glimmer of hope alive
Anthony may laugh at himself more than he does anyone else. Another reason he's the best.
Yep
Zero ego
When Patrice’s TRUE laugh gets going, I lose the ability to keep straight face while listening
Dude has that laugh that gets everyone else going lmao
I was crying at the play dough joke
I think we all were
Could you imagine a show with just Cumia, Patrice and Norton
Mark Gormley Cumia, Patrice, Norton, Dipalo, Burr, and Blobby Kelly and Vos for cannon fodder. And Otto and George
lol theyre called NOPIE lmfao
Mark Gormley old Norton was awesome
Patrice made the show I wouldn't listen if Patrice wasn't on
Opie kept things going smoothly, but he wasnt great to bounce off of.
“You have a haunted head.”
Lmao I fell down when he said that😂😂😂
He called him sonic the hedgehog! Lmao!
How is there always new stuff I haven't seen from him? They never disappoint either.
maybe hes still alive #patriceishidinginanthonieshouse
Cuz he ain't dead
Liam Sweeney theres around 137 episodes of him on o and a. Start from episode 1
This is old
This is really old. You're finding new stuff because you haven't watched his old stuff.
"Freddie's follicle shop" lol
The image of Anthony in a du-rag was almost more than Patrice could handle. And who can blame him? No one should be subjected to that image🤣🤣🤣
Looking like a Iranian bomb maker
"They shoulda just put Play Doh in your mouth, and just grinded it, right through your stupid head".
I'm dying over here. Lmao.
😆😆😆😆 I come back to this part every other year to laugh! Patrice 👑
5:11 that time Patrice fell down a well
😄
RIP Patrice. We all love you brother.
The play-do line!! omg
6:20 😂😂😂😂 holy fuck 😂 that Patrice joke with him and the whole room erupting in laughter must be how the roasts at the Comedy Cellar went down lmao
Dude is a comedic genius, for those line alone.
Right!!! That's definitely a cellar scene lmaoooooooo
I love coming back to all these classic Patrice moments every 6 months to a year. Such a legend would be so amazing to have right now.
6:15 'ol Spagetti head haha
Funny thing is I never listened to O&A on satellite 📡 I saw Jimmy on JRE but I've been hooked ever since and that was almost a year ago. My feed is Patrice O'Neal and O&A.
Ol' spaghetti head killed me! Patrice roasted Ant lol.
"They shoulda just put Playdoh in your mouth and grinded it up and pushed it through your head"
Fucking Gold!
*Stupid head lol
Love how Patrice can't contain his laughter at the thought of Ant needing a do-rag
"So you have a Haunted Head?" lmaooooo
Sometimes I randomly think about Patrice’s play-doh line and just start laughing
Been a Patrice fan from day 1 but i used to understand complaints about Patrice cutting everyone off and taking over the room. Now that hes no longer here i kinda want everyone else to shut up and let him go lol rip big man
That Hawaiian Punch line killed me
Ditto xD Just rewound it twice hahahaa ♥
Lol the Hawaiian Punch guy.
I didn't sleep well, and this was do funny it woke me right up.
Unfortunately it also made me teary eyed and sad, I really miss Patrice.
God I remember hearing this on the radio the first time driving to work. Probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed
5:09 Mario does a backflip out of a 20th story window.
5:08 god damn i miss patrice on air
That thumbnail is perfect!…..it’s exactly the face they are making throughout this whole podcast! Lol
This is one of the best beatings Patrice ever gave Anthony or anyone. Classic stuff.
Oh my God this is so funny, one of the best O&A segments of all time. Patrice just destroys Ant.
5:10 Patrice is an Angry Bird
Opie played his part in making these shows featuring the magnificent comedic chemistry of Patrice, Ant, and Jim.
he was a great board op.
I just heard the line about they had a pact not to write any books if they ever break up. Funny, I just bought the second Anthony Cumia book on my kindle.
Just go bald...Why walk around with an amusement park on your head when you can just shave your entire head.
Patrice was hilarious like always..lol
@kirwi kirwinson Lmao Anthony *knows* this. Freddie Kumia.
"amusement park"
More like historic remains.
“Play-doh in your mouth, and grind it up through the holes in your head.” Rolling fr
Jimmy said Ant looks like Hawaiian Punch guy lol.
That play-doh line fucks me up every time
I miss Patrice every day
Opie killing the vibe as usual
Haunted Head and Play-doh head 😂
Ahhhh STRRIIPPPP!!!!!!
I suggested it! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
2:41 The haunted head comment should of got more laughs.
3:43 "it takes 4 months for your head to stop looking like an underarm?"
0:28 Patrice quietly sniffs something out that we wouldn't discover for years to come...
3:16 😂😂 Anthony sounds like he's watching another soldier get shot 😛😂
All I could think was if Patrice lived long enough to see Anthony’s hair... 😭😭😭😭
"...or do you look like the Hawaiian punch guy?" OMG Jimmy!!!
Isn't it funny that Patrice picked up on the impending O&A meltdown?
Right off he was on it.
It was either you looked perfect or you looked like the Hawaiian punch guy. 🤣🤣🤣
Ant broke the pact a wrote a book
6:22 ol spaghetti play-do head Ant
I can sympathize with any guy losing their hair . My brother had the same procedure done . My mother had to take the the staples out of my brother's head . He was grimacing in pain . I think it depends on the person for the best results. Anthony can laugh at himself which is crucial as a comic . I watch anthony to thia day and his hair is okay .
There are no staples. They implant individual follicles. They just start growing. I did it, completely natural hair grew in. I paid about $3 a follicle, I got 2200 implants..totally worth it . I wasn't bald, just a high hairline. Do it if it bugs you!
A haunted head...fuckin hilarious
Well, that no-book pact really worked out...
"cut the back of my face" Patrice
Anthony threw that pact right out the window huh lmao
Fuckin' brutal. Love it.
The play-doh line destroyed me.
Wait, they vowed NO BOOK, if they broke up???
This was Patrice’s gift for all the black people Ant offended over the years
Oh boo hoo
what Anthony had is basically a scalp lift. peeped his more recent photos , he face looks weird.
Ants face has looked 70 since his 30's.
When Anthony says "this is the important part your not listening to" and jimmy says "uh yeah" is so funny to me now cuz i know he is setting up a fucken home run
This gave me a good laugh not heard this one before
'do it big guy!'
Opie really only laughs at his own jokes or when something bad happens to someone.
I always come back for that “youre either gonna be fine or look like the Hawaiian punch guy” line lmfaooooo good lord!!!!
Poor Anthony, taking a Savage beating, lol
If Patrice and Joey Diaz ever were on the same show, would either one shut up?
haunted head hahahaha
You can tell that Ant is ok with Patrice taking friendly jabs about his hair, but he seems annoyed when Opie does it 😂
Let me see your head Sonic the hedgehog 🤣🤣
took me a bit to realize he was talking about sonic's ball mode and the shine spot on him
i still cry when i listen to this. Patrice was so unique and wish he could be around so he can talk about all this shit going on
0:54
Speaking of: I highly recommend the audio book version of Permanently Suspended.
Kind of a dick move after they agreed to not doing a book if they split
Right off the bat
Patrice sniffed out their rift
And at least Opie’s honest with him
Opie actually was pretty good here, probably because he was insulting Anthony. Labor of love.
6:25 Play-Doh ground thru stupid head 😂
No need to roast Anthony's hair. The Compound Media studio lights did a fine enough job of it already.
For a moment I forgot Patrice was gone until I saw the R.I.Ps in the comments.
Opies jealously of Ant is palpable...(00:35)....he could never be able to do any of those shows alone...hell, he was never able to do O&A by himself
I'm a black guy who's 31, started receding at 19/20; and women always flocked to me.. even when my thinning spot shows now
@@nonfinale685 Yeah. Black dudes generally pull that look off better.
@Carolina to the Caribbean God damnit.
no comedians today can do this. just guys in front of a microphone without a script or a setup
Rogan does it every day so do a lot of other comedians
@@jessieb9384 No where near as funny
@@jessieb9384 Rogan would never let his "friends" attack his shortcomings like his bald head, height, on stage material, etc ...
@@armando1is1great straight up lmao, all I hear on Rogan is constant c ök sucking of comedians. Barely ever anything bad. 🥷🏾
Do you hear how much Greggshells has to take credit for Anthony getting attention without him? What have you done in the last 10 years, Dopie?
Lol good jabs in this.
BTW, I never knew Cumia had this treatment done.
Opie was alright in this for once, and i'd never say this
Lemme see your head, sonic the hedge hog! Lmao 😂...
💀💀💀 spaghetti head
All of those follicles have died since this was recorded
This procedure sounds horrifying