Kids' Praise! 5: Psalty's Camping Adventure | VHS Review
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- Опубликовано: 7 янв 2021
- Oh no, it's Psalty again.
Ever wondered what Tobias Funke would do if he had a kids' show? I give you the waking nightmare that is Kids' Praise! 5: Psalty's Camping Adventure. Join me in this episode of Too Many Tapes as we witness the horrors of the outdoors, a demon dog from the depths of your subconscious, and a Scottish firefly with an Irish accent that teaches us a troubling lesson about having a disability.
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I headcanon that Blooper is the long lost missing link between Goofy and Pluto.
@7:05-7:11 - That dog man must have been glad Chris Hansen would not be invented for another 20 years
Blooper looks like he would come out of nowhere and leap at you over your couch in slow motion or be crouched behind your bed, making direct eye contact with you when you look in the mirror and look behind you
Ok, this hits the nostalgia bell pretty hard. Between KP5, KP4, Mother Goose Gospel, Gerbert, Superbook and many other VHS tapes of dubious quality and origin, our VCR paid for itself many times over compared to a typical nanny.
I have what leading psychiatrists call an unhealthy fascination/obsession with the whole Psalty franchise. It's actually really cool to see someone construct a real analysis of one of these things. Can't wait to watch more of your stuff, this seems like a channel tailor-made for me! 😂
Blooper the dog is so disgusting, it makes the Gromit costume from that live-action Wallace and Gromit sketch look cute
So, essentially Psalty’s Camping Adventure is to Salvation Celebration what Sandy Duncan-era Barney is to Barney and Friends?
I found this going through one of those YT rabbit holes and it's difficult to explain the disgust I felt. Finding PSalty is like walking though a dilapidated abandoned house, the floor boards give and you fall into the basement, and then realized you landed on the mummified corpse of a child covered in cobwebs and tied with zip ties.
I'm sorry for both of us but also take some small comfort in knowing someone else understands that sinking feeling of terror when thinking about early 90s low budget children's "entertainment"
glad I have never seen this as a youngling!
You have been met in your sleep by BLOOPER. You are now CURSED.
Then when you die and your soul is screaming into the sky, Blooper appears, massive, bigger than the clouds and using his harmonica, forces the lightning that is your soul down into some inanimate object
Actually, if you look really close during the song "All Through the Day", you can see Farley McFirefly standing on the fence near the sign
that says:
TOP
OF THE
MOUNTAIN
CAMPSITE
still alive and singing the song.
HE LIVES!
I used to love Psalty's songs as a kid, so my parents took me to one of the concerts where they performed live, and I cried out of fear
When I was in elementary school, we actually put on this play. I remember it well.
"A motivational speaker who tries to neg you into having more self-esteem" 😂🤣
Wow!!!
Oh boy. Forget Blooper himself, the dog-barking verse of that song is what broke me. Jesus Christ.
EDIT: Nope, nope, what broke me was the HE'S DISABLED stage whisper. Hooooooooly shit.
i feel like the "HEEE'S DISAAABLED" whisper was improvised by the kid
Me watching this: "Huh...McGee and Me was pretty alright after all"
Please do Gerbert
WOW WHEE! Yes, the first orange horror...
wasn't Gerbert busted for kiddy porn?
I haven't thought about Gerbert in literal decades...holy shit...
Stop twerking in front of the kid blooper.
Salty looks like the bad version of Colby
I used to be obsesssssed with this particular version of Psalty because it was so unsettling. Blooper was a trainwreck, he repulsed me. But my mother decided to put on a musical at our church and we did alllll these songs. I even had to do a solo. The cringe. THE CRINGE.
There has to be footage of that somewhere. I imagine the church-budget interpretation of the Psalty costume is even more nightmarish.
@@TooManyTapes haha You would be correct! It's been at least 35 years, so the tape might be lost...but I still have connections with that church so maybe someone has it somewhere.
I don't remember the quality of the costume, but my mom may have made it? I do remember, however, that Psalty was played by a teeny tiny lady who taught Jazzercise for a living. Still terrifying because, well...giant anthropomorphic hymnal played by a perpetually chipper woman.
As an old person, I firmly believe that the children never left the woods. Blooper managed to get them all to stay, and became an evil cult leader who convinced the children to viciously tear Psalty apart for kindling and/or food.
Catharsis takes many forms.