How to Survive a Lion Attack

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024

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  • @HowToSurviveShow
    @HowToSurviveShow  3 года назад +1638

    Thank you for watching this episode so carefully. Lions, indeed, cannot reach the speed of 128km/h. Their maximum speed is about 80km/h. We are sorry for our error, and we are glad to have fans like you who always keep us in check 😊

  • @Noramythseeker
    @Noramythseeker 3 года назад +2057

    How to survive a lion attack,
    Step 1: don’t go to their territory
    Step 2: stay home

    • @YellowIsSus0
      @YellowIsSus0 3 года назад +84

      Step 3: eat snacks

    • @jrock0829
      @jrock0829 3 года назад +53

      @@YellowIsSus0 Step 4: Pet dog

    • @wunderbar2058
      @wunderbar2058 3 года назад +20

      Josh totally agree, that's wisdom right there.

    • @HeIsMySunshine
      @HeIsMySunshine 3 года назад +44

      Don’t touch them
      Don’t go near them
      Don’t go to that country
      Don’t go to that continent
      Leave the planet
      But just know, you still aren’t safe

    • @Rai05
      @Rai05 3 года назад +14

      Pov:your home is in the middle of an African jungle

  • @Quranic
    @Quranic 3 года назад +2993

    Me: "I don't need to watch it"
    My Brain: "Just in Case.... "

  • @bendanonfawkes4189
    @bendanonfawkes4189 3 года назад +2699

    step 4 - Let the lion know your not a threat.
    step 5 - Intimidate the lion. Make it believe you are a serious threat.

    • @user-zq1zo5dc9g
      @user-zq1zo5dc9g 3 года назад +168

      @Azaan Naqvi If the fist one doesn't work u're snack

    • @hakualex
      @hakualex 3 года назад +194

      Lion looking confused

    • @hoangquang4414
      @hoangquang4414 3 года назад +268

      Do these steps the lions will think you are a weirdo so they won't attack

    • @garcebi3410
      @garcebi3410 3 года назад +31

      The Crowd Of Lion: "Big Meal."

    • @gigachad2434
      @gigachad2434 3 года назад +14

      @@hoangquang4414 LMAO

  • @johnleos1687
    @johnleos1687 2 года назад +864

    Everybody knows,
    You don't have to be faster than the 🦁 Lion, you just have to be faster than whoever is with you.

    • @cricket9524
      @cricket9524 2 года назад +36

      😄😄😄

    • @shrutisinha2401
      @shrutisinha2401 2 года назад +18

      🤣🤣

    • @GALA89
      @GALA89 2 года назад +29

      The thing is, if you can cheese the lion with running tricks long enough you will eventually outrun him because humans can run for the longest amount of time in the entire animal kingdom

    • @aamsheerzabal7128
      @aamsheerzabal7128 2 года назад +71

      Me: "Hey babe, wanna go outdoors?"
      Gf: "why do you always want me with you when you go outdoors?"
      Me: "no reason"

    • @dhia2398
      @dhia2398 2 года назад +5

      😬😬

  • @akashpareek5258
    @akashpareek5258 3 года назад +2640

    "Stay Calm"
    Me : Sitting infront of the lion and meditating.

    • @phaizan
      @phaizan 3 года назад +77

      😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @PerfectlyFreedom
      @PerfectlyFreedom 3 года назад +113

      Serious silly question, since lion can sense fear, could it actually work if you meditate instead.

    • @mohamedwaititi6192
      @mohamedwaititi6192 3 года назад +52

      Lion: my lunch is cooling for me and then boom bite your head off

    • @kylejosey4598
      @kylejosey4598 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @kylejosey4598
      @kylejosey4598 3 года назад +57

      @@PerfectlyFreedom man I’m not meditating if a lion attacks me. I’mma just be the camera man.

  • @largenanashagger
    @largenanashagger 3 года назад +1251

    “What’s the lion telling you?”
    Lion: *u got games on yo phone*

  • @elvergatochatiesa3782
    @elvergatochatiesa3782 3 года назад +1561

    "The best way to survive a lion attack is to stay out of areas they use to inhabit".
    I wouldn't know what to do with my life without these gems of wisdom.

    • @jayrellafire6442
      @jayrellafire6442 2 года назад +3

      Oh please the best thing to do is is shove a weapon in its head or dismantle its jaw or electrocute it

    • @RandomPerson_frfr
      @RandomPerson_frfr 2 года назад +15

      @@jayrellafire6442 yes
      I'll try
      You'll be responsible if I die tho

    • @melindac3368
      @melindac3368 2 года назад

      @@jayrellafire6442 I'll remember to bring some equipment on safari. 😁

    • @Phobie_2000
      @Phobie_2000 2 года назад +7

      @@jayrellafire6442 or, maybe just avoid lions.

    • @samrandhawa3053
      @samrandhawa3053 2 года назад

      Or maybe you are wrong area or they just walk towords you

  • @GrumpyTinashe
    @GrumpyTinashe 2 года назад +176

    Our elders out here in Zimbabwe always told us always take a dog with you every time you go into the forest. If a lion is stallking you, you would know from the behaviour of the dog. Typically it starts whimpering, tries to go between your legs etc
    This was knowledge distilled over thousands of years by our African ancestors 🦁

    • @willkittwk
      @willkittwk Год назад +1

      And carry a spear

    • @southernafricanboy4148
      @southernafricanboy4148 Год назад +1

      @@willkittwk Lol a spear won't kill a lion before it kills you

    • @willkittwk
      @willkittwk Год назад +6

      @@southernafricanboy4148 I heard some of the Masai have to kill a lion with a spear as a rite of passage from boy to man.

    • @southernafricanboy4148
      @southernafricanboy4148 Год назад +3

      @@willkittwk As a group yes not as an individual but I get your point

    • @diamondgirls6541
      @diamondgirls6541 2 месяца назад +1

      Then after you know he was stalking you, what do u do?

  • @ieatsandwich
    @ieatsandwich 3 года назад +5972

    Who seeing this while getting attacked by a lion

  • @rawanehab3454
    @rawanehab3454 3 года назад +1193

    lion: going in for an attack
    human: makes loud weird noises
    lion: understandable , have a nice day

    • @Isokatmydydecsf
      @Isokatmydydecsf 3 года назад +13

      Loin des yeux près du cœur.

    • @zubair-rp1ie
      @zubair-rp1ie 3 года назад +11

      you misspelled lion as loin

    • @mamacat63
      @mamacat63 3 года назад +10

      @@zubair-rp1ie 😂😂😂

    • @mrunaltondre6051
      @mrunaltondre6051 3 года назад +1

      How bout I blast bfg division on full volume

    • @gursimarsingh7980
      @gursimarsingh7980 3 года назад +5

      Human: it is Wednesday my dudes AAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

  • @oscarbermudez2671
    @oscarbermudez2671 3 года назад +809

    I'm pretty sure anyone of us would just freeze and forget all of this

    • @roryross6428
      @roryross6428 3 года назад +14

      Yeah

    • @catinthebread
      @catinthebread 3 года назад +94

      I forget everything even when I see a wild dog 🤡

    • @erandajanaka3790
      @erandajanaka3790 3 года назад +2

      @@catinthebread 👍👍❤

    • @kevinabdallah9324
      @kevinabdallah9324 3 года назад +13

      I am waiting for this moment to shine i aint gonna stand still

    • @lemonteeeea
      @lemonteeeea 3 года назад +3

      True lol the moment i heard lions can run faster than my own driving speed i know im done for 😂

  • @TheSlickMick3
    @TheSlickMick3 2 года назад +279

    I actually had a face to face encounter with a male lion while on safari in Africa. It wasn't on this list, but I wanted to share how I survived, just in case any of you ever really need it. I was watching an elephant to the left, when suddenly I saw a lion jump out of the tall grass to my right, he was coming directly for me!!! I didn't know whether to show him I'm not a threat, or to puff up and try to scare him away. This all happened in about 3 seconds, and in all the confusion and suddenness I did the only thing I could think to do in that moment. I just shit myself. Dropped into the fetal position, and Absolutely soiled my pants. Not the shart, I'm talking one your dad would be proud of. I felt the lions breath on my leg, and his nose bumped up against the back of my right thigh. And right when I thought he would bite......nothing. I couldn't even hear him anymore. I waited a couple extra seconds before sitting up to see where he was...and by the time I found him, he was just disappearing over the horizon about 1.6 miles away. Another suggestion, don't drink their water!

    • @JamesJames-jt3ts
      @JamesJames-jt3ts 2 года назад +11

      It was a male lion?

    • @pajeetsingh
      @pajeetsingh 2 года назад +6

      Safari? Lol. I survived on foot.

    • @johnmellan1732
      @johnmellan1732 2 года назад +97

      ''..I didn't know whether to show him I'm not a threat, or to puff up and try to scare him away. This all happened in about 3 seconds, and in all the confusion and suddenness I did the only thing I could think to do in that moment. I just shit myself.'' ...... is about the funniest thing I've read all year.

    • @sylvianimates
      @sylvianimates 2 года назад +11

      LMFAOOO

    • @gauravsomwanshi5459
      @gauravsomwanshi5459 2 года назад +9

      Legend.

  • @btphu11
    @btphu11 3 года назад +514

    Narrator: Lions weigh a lot more than you do at 120 kilograms
    Me: *Puts bag of crisps away

    • @reshaudmiller9908
      @reshaudmiller9908 3 года назад +33

      Depends african lions can weight up to 250kg which is a lot more bigger while barbary lion weight up to 300kg at max.

    • @sharpballer7751
      @sharpballer7751 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @counterkidnapping1737
      @counterkidnapping1737 3 года назад

      She's a heavyweight

    • @anna_plays4844
      @anna_plays4844 3 года назад

      or
      chips

    • @nightlion2467
      @nightlion2467 3 года назад +9

      @@Enigma9178 Barbary lions are bigger than normal lions - no need to bring the whole debate here.

  • @jamesarthur7214
    @jamesarthur7214 3 года назад +2913

    Not only in Africa, lions are here in Gujrat, India as well.

    • @nohabloingles7898
      @nohabloingles7898 3 года назад +111

      They commonly......... Kill more in Africa

    • @subhkantasahoo4685
      @subhkantasahoo4685 3 года назад +86

      Gujarat*

    • @taurian551
      @taurian551 3 года назад +171

      Yes the video maker's knowledge is more dangerous than the lions.

    • @taurian551
      @taurian551 3 года назад +48

      @@nohabloingles7898 comment was not on kill but places where you find them

    • @audreyfernandes5044
      @audreyfernandes5044 3 года назад +27

      My first thought. Gujarat

  • @user-jt6ej7vh2p
    @user-jt6ej7vh2p 3 года назад +2408

    How To Survive A Lion Attack?
    Step 1 - Stay away from them.

  • @tuna4713
    @tuna4713 Год назад +21

    "just stay calm."
    Wow, thank you brother.

  • @rvfharrier
    @rvfharrier 3 года назад +155

    Step 5: "Make yourself a threat."
    Me, having already convinced the lion I'm not a threat because that's what the previous step said to do: 👁👄👁

  • @observerre
    @observerre 3 года назад +2050

    Do "How to survive an exam"
    Edit: Thank you so much for the likes. This is the biggest amount of likes I got in RUclips.

    • @Hi-bk7vz
      @Hi-bk7vz 3 года назад +80

      1.study
      2.study
      3.study
      4.study
      5.study
      6,study
      7.study
      8.study
      9.study
      10.study
      Edit. 11 it just a bunch of studies right?
      12. Yup and there’s a y at the end

    • @kamadotanjiro8601
      @kamadotanjiro8601 3 года назад +11

      Lol yeah I need it

    • @girish-d9p
      @girish-d9p 3 года назад +4

      lol

    • @mufaddalhusain4303
      @mufaddalhusain4303 3 года назад +13

      covid-19

    • @observerre
      @observerre 3 года назад +2

      @@kamadotanjiro8601, all of us need it

  • @shashank4216
    @shashank4216 3 года назад +777

    How to survive a lion attack
    *Off course by becoming a camera man.*

  • @seethisclip27
    @seethisclip27 2 года назад +50

    3:10 What is the lion telling you?
    .
    .
    Lion: Are you here to make tiktok videos?

  • @unicornspit6177
    @unicornspit6177 3 года назад +740

    Step 3: What is the lion telling you?
    Lion: "boi, you look tasty."
    Me: "oh fu-"

  • @purplepig4747
    @purplepig4747 3 года назад +275

    lion: *chasing me*
    me: oh let's see its body language it is scared or happy or..

    • @cbs577
      @cbs577 3 года назад +2

      Hahahaha

    • @beanthefish
      @beanthefish 3 года назад +3

      Me: OKkk!! Oooooh shit its MAD af. *_doesnt run_* uhh *_brainfart and dies in lion attack_*

    • @ilyasaboudarr7966
      @ilyasaboudarr7966 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @beanthefish
      @beanthefish 2 года назад +5

      @@ilyasaboudarr7966 lion: fooooooood
      Me: i think hes happ....(dies).

    • @JMS849
      @JMS849 2 года назад +3

      Chasing someone is aggressive body language already

  • @wunderbar2058
    @wunderbar2058 3 года назад +161

    I'm from Africa and here is my "step": stay away from lions, just watch them from the confort of your couch Nat Geo, because anything can happen in the savanas.

    • @petervarga7913
      @petervarga7913 2 года назад +1

      Take a machinegun with you if you go out… 👌

  • @xavier6149
    @xavier6149 2 года назад +47

    Staying calm is the most difficult part😂

  • @gustavohenrique5081
    @gustavohenrique5081 3 года назад +687

    how to survive a lion attack?
    step 1: do not leave home

    • @melputita
      @melputita 3 года назад +6

      😂😂

    • @UnitedStateOfAmerica0
      @UnitedStateOfAmerica0 3 года назад +3

      Really

    • @chiefan5556
      @chiefan5556 3 года назад +9

      Lion attack is not like Covid-19 lol

    • @gustavohenrique5081
      @gustavohenrique5081 3 года назад +5

      @@chiefan5556 but if you live in South America like me, you will not be attacked by a lion if you don't leave home

    • @chiefan5556
      @chiefan5556 3 года назад

      You can't stay home forever,right?And the video is for times like that😉

  • @suriyadunya9994
    @suriyadunya9994 3 года назад +364

    Lions can sense fear "stay calm", easier said than done 😅

    • @afiaappiagyei7740
      @afiaappiagyei7740 3 года назад +8

      😂

    • @lornamaecabrillos3971
      @lornamaecabrillos3971 3 года назад +4

      @@afiaappiagyei7740 hahaha. very funny you think?

    • @abhinavdammu7798
      @abhinavdammu7798 2 года назад +9

      The easiest way to survive a lion attack is to kill it by shooting it if you have a very big gun that can shoot very big bullets and it should be a real gun not a toy one.

    • @j.khuster2024
      @j.khuster2024 Год назад +1

      Breathe and count out loud to 5000. Focus on counting and you will automatically start calming down

    • @jamestropicals8262
      @jamestropicals8262 Год назад +3

      How to survive a Lion attack:
      Don’t go to Africa

  • @PAAKISTAN
    @PAAKISTAN 2 года назад +75

    I watched it after watching how to survive a tiger attack and the man now suggesting me to learn how to survive a crocodile attack. How caring he is 😀

    • @scarlettkhan9667
      @scarlettkhan9667 Год назад +3

      theres a tiger one too on here

    • @Idevaughan530
      @Idevaughan530 Год назад +4

      Most of these creatures would rather hunt other prey except crocodiles they actually hunt humans

  • @evilsoul2478
    @evilsoul2478 3 года назад +390

    How to survive lion attack?
    Step 1: You just fukin can't
    Step 2: RIP

    • @evilsoul2478
      @evilsoul2478 3 года назад +5

      @Christina Zhang 😂😂😂

    • @adarsiyarbirel7842
      @adarsiyarbirel7842 3 года назад +21

      Step 1 : take out the shotgun

    • @mohamedwaititi6192
      @mohamedwaititi6192 3 года назад +13

      @@adarsiyarbirel7842 step:2 they’re endangered and shouldn’t be killed

    • @jb-wd2bg
      @jb-wd2bg 3 года назад +19

      @@mohamedwaititi6192 they should if they are attacking u & if its life & death

    • @mohamedwaititi6192
      @mohamedwaititi6192 3 года назад +6

      @@jb-wd2bg lion attacks are impossible since they live in Africa and not other places most animals in zoos are not as aggressive as the one in the wild

  • @christianjensen952
    @christianjensen952 2 года назад +125

    Imagine how self confident you'd get if you puff yourself up, stare at the lion, and it actually backs off, making sure it doesn't turn it's back to you just in case you attack 🤣

    • @exapatisi2012
      @exapatisi2012 2 года назад +4

      lmao true

    • @gustavocvieira8584
      @gustavocvieira8584 Год назад

      Could definetely be done with a gun I think, they'll think you're screaming extremely loud.

    • @JMS849
      @JMS849 9 месяцев назад

      Thats some Chuck Norris shit

  • @FreedomFighters2
    @FreedomFighters2 3 года назад +427

    “The best way to avoid lion attacks are to be where they don’t inhabit.”
    You don’t say 😃

    • @cheguevara1523
      @cheguevara1523 3 года назад +1

      🥲

    • @thepanthion
      @thepanthion 3 года назад +5

      Yeah I was thinking... it's not as though we wanna challenge a lion. I assumed it was if one happened to cross our path.
      *It's like saying how to stop intruders.
      Keep your door locked!*

    • @joshuabennett8256
      @joshuabennett8256 3 года назад

      🤡🤡

    • @mamacat63
      @mamacat63 3 года назад

      @@thepanthion and your windows up

    • @190mohammedyasin6
      @190mohammedyasin6 2 года назад

      Modern problems require modern solutions

  • @swilkobarfingtoniii1642
    @swilkobarfingtoniii1642 2 года назад +63

    I asked a friend who was from East Africa about lions in the wild. He said, "Only stupid people get eaten by lions. If you stay near the fire and don't wander alone at night they don't attack you." Words of wisdom that have stayed with me.
    Just like camping in any remote place that has large carnivores, precautions must be made. My motto is, "You're never alone with Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson."

    • @TAG13990
      @TAG13990 Год назад +4

      True, when camping in campsites it's best to use tents mounted on vehicles and to camp in groups of 2-3 cars.

    • @UBT2000
      @UBT2000 11 месяцев назад

      Lion surviving strategies video
      Be Aware and Alert
      ruclips.net/video/osmup-Wwnbc/видео.htmlsi=ADMlcb4LEl56834T

    • @mdamarley8646
      @mdamarley8646 10 месяцев назад +1

      💀me reading this by the fire🔥🦁🔥😂

  • @sirlestondupless2482
    @sirlestondupless2482 3 года назад +226

    1:27 Imagine walking alone in the street and coming across that! 😱

    • @khaledahmed4912
      @khaledahmed4912 3 года назад +13

      one more if you ride a bike

    • @lucifer6499
      @lucifer6499 3 года назад +23

      SAY HELLO .....
      ....
      ...
      ..😂🤡 AND CROSS THEM

    • @pitchblack.nemesis
      @pitchblack.nemesis 3 года назад +24

      It really happens in India.. near Gir forest area. The lions comes out late at night and roams on the street, the CCTV captures them and the cattles makes sound out of fear.
      Also there are few particular roads where it is the road crossings.. and often Lions are seen to be crossing while a person riding a motorcycle rides the same way.

    • @AKASH-kh5ld
      @AKASH-kh5ld 3 года назад +5

      @@lucifer6499this made my day lol 🤣🤣🤣 also gives a high-five 👏

    • @naomiig6383
      @naomiig6383 3 года назад +7

      i would just accept my death

  • @venkatasriharsha5911
    @venkatasriharsha5911 3 года назад +518

    in a parallel universe:
    lions: how to survive humans attack?

    • @RajeshSharma-tx4zc
      @RajeshSharma-tx4zc 3 года назад +36

      Not in parallel word.Humans have killed many lions.But
      It's sad that people kill animals just for fun and sometimes for money.Bringing back an extinct species would cost a lot of money and time .we must protect our planets flora and fauna

    • @venkatasriharsha5911
      @venkatasriharsha5911 3 года назад +4

      @@RajeshSharma-tx4zc ss
      we should protect our biodiversity

    • @SaitamaBeatsGokuCryAboutIt
      @SaitamaBeatsGokuCryAboutIt 3 года назад +7

      children : how to survive a teacher attack

    • @billbates2227
      @billbates2227 3 года назад +1

      This is really funny. Get the shit out of his territory

    • @RAMB0VI
      @RAMB0VI 3 года назад +4

      When you hear loud rap music, RRRRR-RUN!!!!

  • @krishankumarverma4586
    @krishankumarverma4586 3 года назад +142

    *Lion Stares and Growls*
    **Opens RUclips**
    Searches "How to Survive a Lion Attack"
    *Boom No Cellular Network*
    **Proceeds to Step on Heaven's Stairs**

  • @AfaqueAhmed_
    @AfaqueAhmed_ Год назад +14

    "A lion weighs lot more than you at 120 kgs"
    Me with my double cheese Mac :- Is that an insult or did I just outweigh a lion .

    • @AKNikki217
      @AKNikki217 5 месяцев назад

      I thought I was the only one who had that thought!

    • @ashwinvk4124
      @ashwinvk4124 5 месяцев назад

      Lions weigh between 150 kg to 250 kg

    • @AKNikki217
      @AKNikki217 5 месяцев назад

      @@ashwinvk4124 Huh...I guess that makes sense, then

    • @randomPATTA-ICICLE
      @randomPATTA-ICICLE 2 месяца назад +1

      LIONS DEFINITELY CAN WEIGH MORE THAN THAT

  • @nimishachamoli424
    @nimishachamoli424 3 года назад +357

    It's impossible to stay calm when death is staring in your eyes..

    • @Ballinbmac
      @Ballinbmac 2 года назад +21

      It’s actually surprising how calm you’ll be in certain situations. Initially your gonna be scared but if you are given the chance to think and not die your brain is gonna start to think of ways to get out of the situation which at the same time will calm you down. At least that’s what happened to me. If I was scared I would’ve died.

    • @190mohammedyasin6
      @190mohammedyasin6 2 года назад +9

      Isn’t that everyday you go to sleep and wake up . Death is always staring and waiting for your time with a rigid tail .

    • @OhKayEl
      @OhKayEl Год назад +5

      Just don't stare back. Lions don't like that.

    • @fleepss2407
      @fleepss2407 Год назад +2

      Not impossible, but yes quite difficult

    • @JMS849
      @JMS849 Год назад

      Thats why u square up, move forward and start throwing jabs at the lion face. The body language will show him u aint scared.

  • @mosfet7575
    @mosfet7575 3 года назад +369

    "This is no simba"
    FALSE: simba is Swahili for lion

    • @Swahili14
      @Swahili14 3 года назад +1

      @@Chronos147 SIMBA issa nickname for our African MJ, Diamond PLATNUMZ 😂

    • @Swahili14
      @Swahili14 3 года назад +3

      @Victor Joseph oh there you are neighbor 😂😍🇹🇿🙏

    • @Swahili14
      @Swahili14 3 года назад +1

      @Victor Joseph baridi barafu! ✌️

    • @Swahili14
      @Swahili14 3 года назад +1

      @TheOutrageousOrangeApe 101 SIMBA 🦁 issa lion the MIGHTY AFRICAN BLOODTHIRSTY BEING!

    • @McdonaldarioOfficial
      @McdonaldarioOfficial 3 года назад

      It’s the LION KING

  • @jsilva2953
    @jsilva2953 3 года назад +819

    Step 3: "Listen to the lion"
    🦁: Hey bro, I'm hungry
    🧔🏻: Yeah, that sucks man
    *Dead*

  • @JamesJohnson-hf7fc
    @JamesJohnson-hf7fc 2 года назад +2

    “ Listen to the Lion”… Lion: you know you done f’ed up, right?…

  • @russianinvader2560
    @russianinvader2560 3 года назад +93

    "He's swiping his tail I think it likes me."

    • @ktee6370
      @ktee6370 3 года назад +4

      Dogs yes. Cats no.

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 года назад +3

      Actually you may be onto something if you run and start making a big hug like thing it could get scared, so maybe you saved us

  • @Shyguymask
    @Shyguymask 3 года назад +538

    If I played something very loud on my phone, would that scare away a lion among other predators?

    • @magnagermania9311
      @magnagermania9311 3 года назад +176

      Hahaha I'm just imagining some guy on Safari blasting sonic theme to scare of lions

    • @Rarezites
      @Rarezites 3 года назад +10

      Shyguymask im a fan.. I watch your Plants Vs Zombies Videos!

    • @kumar7586
      @kumar7586 3 года назад +25

      Bursting firecrackers would

    • @cheesepuffs9879
      @cheesepuffs9879 3 года назад +13

      my alarm would spook them

    • @usualdialer
      @usualdialer 3 года назад +41

      By the roar of the lion ur soul left ur body for sure.

  • @JMS849
    @JMS849 3 года назад +132

    Move like Ali "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee" throw lots of jabs and uppercuts while moving backwards and sidestepping with quick hooks

    • @EllenSykes2028
      @EllenSykes2028 2 года назад +4

      You know he had a Leo Rising.

    • @sash0047
      @sash0047 2 года назад +19

      That will kill the lion instantly as the lion would die laughing at human stupidity.

    • @EllenSykes2028
      @EllenSykes2028 2 года назад +2

      @@sash0047 You’re right about that.🦁🦁🦁🦁

    • @jonathancummings6400
      @jonathancummings6400 2 года назад +2

      One swift Lion swipe would end that effort. Look what they do to Tigers who swipe them, if it doesn't kill them right away like in some mismatched confrontations the Lion doesn't get afraid they become enraged, and attack all the harder. Often making the Tiger seek to flee the battle, the Lion too angry pursues and sometimes forces the Tiger into a fight to the death, the Tiger will win more often than not, but not unscathed. If they can do that to a mighty Tiger, what will they do to a human? Swiftly, terribly maul them to death.

    • @jonathancummings6400
      @jonathancummings6400 2 года назад +1

      @@JMS849 Yes with a very good sword, that would be possible. With your fists, well, if you are such a superbeing, leave the poor endangered Lions alone and become a real life Superhero, be the Batman. Or Superman if you prefer. A being who could overpower a Lion could overpower violent criminals with ease, becoming the ultimate vigilante.

  • @Kathy_Bennett
    @Kathy_Bennett 2 года назад +10

    As with any cat you don't know: never, never, never make direct eye contact. That is a direct challenge.

  • @AzlanShahWorld
    @AzlanShahWorld 3 года назад +859

    Lions are love!

    • @cmm3338
      @cmm3338 3 года назад +79

      LOL, lions will kill you immediately if hungry.

    • @sameed.ahmed_
      @sameed.ahmed_ 3 года назад +7

      Big fan here

    • @ameliasanchez9523
      @ameliasanchez9523 3 года назад +1

      Some are

    • @JuwanBuchanan
      @JuwanBuchanan 3 года назад +12

      They are...until they see you as their next meal.

    • @dardhadard837
      @dardhadard837 3 года назад +14

      Your pfp might be "cool oh look at me", but once you're psychologically scarred by an overpowering lion attack, "love" may just stop existing

  • @clevertbacchas3670
    @clevertbacchas3670 3 года назад +157

    I’m still awaiting the testimony of those whom have successfully used these suggestions and survive.

    • @lamar310
      @lamar310 3 года назад +15

      Lol...that is comedy and where are these people. Let's see if "stay calm" works when you are attacked by a 300-400 lbs male lion that's hungry or being territorial

    • @toomanysecrets7121
      @toomanysecrets7121 3 года назад

      Great idea

    • @lambdee7006
      @lambdee7006 2 года назад

      They are dead

    • @hannahdyson7129
      @hannahdyson7129 Год назад +1

      ​@@lamar310 If a lion is physically attacking you it's pretty much over . This is to help you avoid that

    • @alinaa641
      @alinaa641 Год назад

      Me too 😂

  • @tonirvd3650
    @tonirvd3650 3 года назад +154

    step 5: "intimidation can work"
    my advice: if it doesn't work on your mother in law, it won't work on a lion

  • @zviriko6850
    @zviriko6850 2 года назад +10

    So we all going to Ignore the Camera man at 0:04 Breathing Heavily 🤣 🤣

  • @whatshereads1
    @whatshereads1 3 года назад +73

    What is the lion telling you?
    Pumba: 🗣 SHE’S GOING TO EAT ME!!!! 🐗

  • @lexusloudermill6403
    @lexusloudermill6403 3 года назад +425

    one way to survive: don’t let the lion feel threatened. turn side ways and don’t make eye contact.
    another way to survive: make the lion feel threatened. then back away slowly while making eye contact.

    • @3lwaa93
      @3lwaa93 3 года назад +27

      Yeah I have noticed that and was like WHAAAAAT !!!!!

    • @fearknockedfaithanswered5754
      @fearknockedfaithanswered5754 3 года назад +26

      Noticed the contradiction too. I guess it depends on "reading the lion's body language" to know which one to apply. I live in the US, so the only "lions" I would have to worry about are the mountain lions (puma/cougar) guess they have a video for that too. 😁

    • @JMS849
      @JMS849 2 года назад +8

      The real way to survive: forget the threats. Attack the lion moving foward like mike Tyson, quick head movement while throwing fast hooks/uppercuts to the lions face and chest.

    • @kikikaburleson8450
      @kikikaburleson8450 2 года назад +2

      Make the Lion feel threatened.. 🙂
      I guess if you were the size of a hippo or rhino Lion might think 🙄 ,hmm well ..,?

    • @HumboldtSqu1d
      @HumboldtSqu1d 2 года назад

      *RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

  • @playdex69
    @playdex69 3 года назад +104

    The way he links up all his videos is absolutely genius

    • @Takenist
      @Takenist 2 года назад

      most of it is inaccurate.

    • @ZCR_0
      @ZCR_0 2 года назад +1

      @@Takenist then what is accurate?

  • @matthewgaming5984
    @matthewgaming5984 Год назад +5

    How to survive a lion attack
    1. Watch it’s body language
    2. Stay calm
    3. Listen to the lion
    4. Don’t run
    5. Send the right message
    6. Intimidation can work
    7. Stay put
    8. Protect your neck
    9. Don’t go out at night
    Phew!

  • @aliabbasraza6592
    @aliabbasraza6592 3 года назад +142

    Imagine now messing with DEAN SCHEINEDER

    • @topfactoradi5364
      @topfactoradi5364 3 года назад +6

      Who's Dean scheineder???

    • @personall4239
      @personall4239 3 года назад +10

      @@topfactoradi5364 He's this dude who's bonded with a pride of lions, cheetahs and hyenas. He legit hugs the lions all the time and they hug him back. It's pretty cool. He's got an Instagram if you ever want to check out the lions.

    • @topfactoradi5364
      @topfactoradi5364 3 года назад +3

      @@personall4239 oh....thanks bro.....

    • @thesecretbat1556
      @thesecretbat1556 3 года назад +1

      @@topfactoradi5364 just search him up on youtube

    • @joanna48290
      @joanna48290 3 года назад +8

      Ugh I love him so muchh😭😍😍

  • @peepguy3524
    @peepguy3524 3 года назад +192

    How to survive should make a video called “How to survive a Karen attack.”

  • @mood4660
    @mood4660 3 года назад +49

    " Take the truth: you will not survive any attack if you encounter any hungry lion. "

  • @prasurmurthy8807
    @prasurmurthy8807 2 года назад +4

    1. Watch it's body language.
    2.Stay calm
    3.Listen to lion - Body language.
    4.Send the right message
    5.Avoid eye contact and see it's foot. Don't act like dead.
    6. Intidimation can work
    7. Stay Put. Don't run and don't show back. Don't climb tree.
    8.Protect your neck.
    9.Stay out of the moonlight. Stayer at day than night.

  • @pratishthabajracharya7
    @pratishthabajracharya7 3 года назад +141

    "Just Stay Calm"
    There's no Hermione in real life. We're all Ron

  • @ayaanwarsan
    @ayaanwarsan 3 года назад +76

    "When a lion comes near you , Stop and stay calm listen and send the right message " 🤣🤣🤣😂😂 the lies you tell . Bless your heart though .

  • @sakshamrai4434
    @sakshamrai4434 3 года назад +31

    I see a pattern in these survival videos, the most important and easily the most difficult tip is to “stay calm”.

  • @thesisypheanjournal1271
    @thesisypheanjournal1271 2 года назад +6

    I used to volunteer at an exotic cat sanctuary. One weekend an employee didn't double-check the lock after cleaning one of the lion enclosures and the lion got out. He was attacking the bobcat cage. The director went to the vet clinic and mixed up the tranquilizer dart. (You can't pre-mix them.) The farthest away he could be while having a clear shot (due to the locations of all the enclosures) was about 15 yards. He shot the lion with the dart, and the lion turned and charged him. Richard stood his ground, facing mostly towards the lion, glancing at the him to let him know, "I see you," but then looking away to say, "But I'm neither prey nor a threat." The lion stopped about halfway to Richard. It was about fifteen minutes before the lion lay down and another fifteen before he was asleep and could be hauled back to his enclosure.

    • @scarlettkhan9667
      @scarlettkhan9667 Год назад +1

      Pleasssseee can you make this into a youtube video with your friend Richard... absolutely amazing story

  • @ccpol8525
    @ccpol8525 3 года назад +42

    This human just said that when faced a lion we should stay calm and don’t appear as a threat, then later said that we should intimidate lion???

  • @milf_hunter5144
    @milf_hunter5144 3 года назад +55

    Me: Mom, I'm going to Africa alone.
    Me in lion's stomach: Damn it!

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K 3 года назад

      Your mom: TCHEE-ZASS!

    • @thesanss4671
      @thesanss4671 3 года назад

      Should of brought the Ak47

  • @teenwolfmpv7226
    @teenwolfmpv7226 3 года назад +24

    Listen to what the lion is saying
    Lion:I'm gona eat you
    :me awww he just wants to play!!

  • @PK-db9qj
    @PK-db9qj 7 месяцев назад +2

    5 lions running towards me
    Video : Stay calm

  • @carlac1955
    @carlac1955 3 года назад +61

    By the way, lions are my favorite animal's and lions are not just found in Africa, they can also be found in the gir forest of India on the continent of Asia.

    • @Undefinedde
      @Undefinedde 2 года назад +2

      And Popeyes

    • @zulfikarm.t7006
      @zulfikarm.t7006 2 года назад +1

      Your favourite animals? Well..male lions usually kill cubs of the same species/ lion when there is a change of new territory

    • @shashiKumar-nw3yi
      @shashiKumar-nw3yi 2 года назад

      Yes you are correct

    • @michaelis2958
      @michaelis2958 2 года назад

      @@zulfikarm.t7006 So? Nature is ruthless. It's the law of the strongest in the wild

    • @zulfikarm.t7006
      @zulfikarm.t7006 2 года назад

      @@michaelis2958 Yeah, i was just stating the fact

  • @AkshdeepSinghoney
    @AkshdeepSinghoney 3 года назад +104

    "Sniffs his wife and attacks him on the arm"
    MEN WILL BE MEN !!!

  • @AbeLeon07
    @AbeLeon07 3 года назад +138

    Wrong information.
    Lions are also found in India in the state of Gujarat.

    • @abobanger9054
      @abobanger9054 3 года назад +14

      They stated that they lived in europe and asia too, but most of then have been whiped out

    • @firepilot21studios62
      @firepilot21studios62 3 года назад +10

      They also incorrectly stated that lions can clock up to 128 km per hour, that equals out to 79.5 miles per hour, which would make it faster than a cheetah.

    • @abobanger9054
      @abobanger9054 3 года назад +4

      @@firepilot21studios62 well i saw lions catch and kill cheethas without it being an ambush, so yeah
      Altho i'm sure that goes only for very short distances

    • @firepilot21studios62
      @firepilot21studios62 3 года назад +6

      @@abobanger9054 it is totally possible for a lion to catch a cheetah, considering that a cheetah has terrible stamina and could be extremely exhausted when attacked by a lion, hindering its speed. The problem I had with the video was that they stated a lions top speed to be 128 kmp = 79.5 mph. I’ve heard of a cheetah’s top speed being between 60-75 mph but never of a lion reaching 79 mph
      Edit: never mind, they admit their mistake in the pinned comment I had not seen it lol

    • @abobanger9054
      @abobanger9054 3 года назад +1

      @@firepilot21studios62 ah ok

  • @tobecoolortobemethatistheq9390
    @tobecoolortobemethatistheq9390 2 года назад +6

    "You cannot outrun a lion."
    Who said I was trying to outrun the lion? I'm just trying to outrun the person behind me. 💅😌

  • @abdiyaska1086
    @abdiyaska1086 3 года назад +32

    Even the narrator won’t remember this points

  • @fodraco4414
    @fodraco4414 3 года назад +22

    Me: hey lion don't attack my neck
    Lion: ight cool ima just attack your leg

  • @VS-ws7ee
    @VS-ws7ee 3 года назад +27

    5:47 Oh that line 😭😭😭

  • @nikhils837
    @nikhils837 4 месяца назад +1

    3:09 "what is the lion telling you ?"
    Lion : "I'm hungry"

  • @catto49yearsago16
    @catto49yearsago16 3 года назад +27

    How to survive a lion attack:
    Step 1: stay home, (it prevents you from corona too)

  • @jonmellor4713
    @jonmellor4713 3 года назад +24

    How to survive a lion attack: STAY OUT OF ITS TERRITORY!

  • @kanavmalhotra4823
    @kanavmalhotra4823 3 года назад +20

    The lion will be so fast that it will be on top of me in a couple of seconds, and by that time, I would be just trying to STAY CALM

  • @notlevi2534
    @notlevi2534 2 года назад +11

    “How to survive a Lion attack”
    Short answer: you can’t
    Long answer: you can not

    • @johnkimble4119
      @johnkimble4119 2 года назад +1

      Ofcourse you can. Either a firearm or a non leathal defensive gadget like a pepper spray.

  • @fazbruh
    @fazbruh 3 года назад +26

    1:26 imagine you’re stranded and locked out of your car when this happens

  • @imtoto1031
    @imtoto1031 3 года назад +18

    I tried this and stayed calm when lion came to attack me , now I am chilling out between the clouds.

  • @scottandrew8906
    @scottandrew8906 3 года назад +17

    I keep looking at my cat sleeping on the other couch while watching this and thinking about how he’s actually a killing machine for anything small enough to be his prey lol

  • @SuryaPratapSingh-gj7wl
    @SuryaPratapSingh-gj7wl 2 года назад +24

    Yesterday I came in front of lion ,then I searched " how to survive lion attack " on you tube & saw this video . I followed each step this man said , this is how I survived.
    So I want to say thank you to this man .
    I demand some kind of Nobel prize for this man for this great work.

    • @Idevaughan530
      @Idevaughan530 Год назад +3

      Where were you when this happened

    • @JDMSL
      @JDMSL Год назад +2

      Just a false account

  • @JSB-2Z-2K
    @JSB-2Z-2K 3 года назад +65

    It's terrifying when you realise how strong and heavy yet how fast they are, and how big their jaws, Canines and claws are.
    Being chased by a lion or Tiger has to be in a top 10 scariest and most painful ways to die

    • @profitcs8506
      @profitcs8506 2 года назад +3

      I'd say crocs would be worse because they shred you to pieces while drowing you. At least, the cats might "choke" you to death before it tears you up. Either way, your fucked lol

    • @me-le1ju
      @me-le1ju 2 года назад

      Out of context but
      What's more scary, falling into a black hole or getting chased by a lion?

    • @spoopadoop5694
      @spoopadoop5694 2 года назад +3

      @@me-le1ju I mean, it only takes 1 billion lions to beat the sun, so...

    • @me-le1ju
      @me-le1ju 2 года назад +4

      @@spoopadoop5694 wtf, how can a billion lion beat son when all of them will melt when they get near the sun

    • @spoopadoop5694
      @spoopadoop5694 2 года назад +1

      @@me-le1ju look man, I don't write the rules, the lions do

  • @grahammillington8431
    @grahammillington8431 3 года назад +18

    “Keep making noise so you are seen as a threat.” 😹😹

  • @keyboardcover3853
    @keyboardcover3853 3 года назад +18

    0:43 Nala Chasing Pumbaa

  • @life_is.a.race_iam.a.racsist
    @life_is.a.race_iam.a.racsist 2 года назад +5

    Imagine luckily you survived the lion attack, and the next thing you see is a corocodile.

  • @akansha2308
    @akansha2308 3 года назад +24

    I have faced many life-threatening encounters with animals. On youtube, I have been searching constantly on how to avoid it, but at last, my search has ended. Thank you so much How To Survive, for saving my life.

    • @confidential303
      @confidential303 3 года назад +1

      this is not true!! you are stupid to believe this!

  • @Phoenix-King-ozai
    @Phoenix-King-ozai 3 года назад +23

    Thanos : You should have gone for the head
    Jaguar : You mean, like me ?
    Diana : More like Me

  • @carynsiminoff1406
    @carynsiminoff1406 3 года назад +72

    how to survive a lion attack: call a Hyena to bite its privates. Edit: thanks guys for 25 likes!

  • @GMBXNY718
    @GMBXNY718 5 месяцев назад +2

    #7 "Protect your neck" 5:43 This video is what gave the Wutang inspiration for the classic Protect ya Neck song. Legend has it that one day Meth was scrolling through his recommended videos on youtube and he came across this video.

  • @arijitbhattacharya93
    @arijitbhattacharya93 2 года назад +18

    You guys made me watch from how to survive a prison to a lion attack! Addictive as hell.

  • @insanerandomutuber4048
    @insanerandomutuber4048 3 года назад +8

    1:57 the lion is planning to play Minecraft.

  • @cruzarreola5462
    @cruzarreola5462 3 года назад +6

    2:40 That Mane is giant

  • @bingoandtriley
    @bingoandtriley 2 года назад +3

    Me: *watches video*
    Lion: *attacks me*
    Me: *grabs Lion and takes him to my animal rescue shelter I’m planning to make in South Africa when I go there*
    Lions are just so cute!When I was little I always visited the Lions and Hyenas first when I went to the zoo!
    Also,I have a question: What if you do Marshall Arts to the Lion?What will it’s reaction be?

  • @Scofield9975
    @Scofield9975 3 года назад +4

    5:07
    Lion: Act properly or you ll be my next meal

  • @quit4628
    @quit4628 3 года назад +13

    Him: step 2 stay calm
    Me: Immediately runs to my grandma and shows that u should not freak out
    Me: goes to test on grandma: boo
    Grandma: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    me: ok step 1 never go out to see lions with your grandma

  • @beratyavuz2650
    @beratyavuz2650 3 года назад +11

    Please I beg you I'm watching these videos fondly

  • @musicobsession56
    @musicobsession56 2 года назад +3

    Lions also live in a forest of India. Asiatic Lions used to live all the way from Turkey to east India, and many countries & conservation efforts are working on efforts to eventually expand their habitats again.

  • @degreemomos
    @degreemomos 3 года назад +11

    Bruh, if one stands sideways while facing a lion, it'll be like "lemmme attack that stupid man...he can't see me....imma lounge on him..."

  • @arandomhewo7966
    @arandomhewo7966 3 года назад +26

    How to survive a lion attack:
    Protecc
    Atacc
    An make sure he don’ get to your necc

  • @Diavolo5675
    @Diavolo5675 3 года назад +7

    0:23 nope the fastest man in earth is cameraman

  • @eletraf
    @eletraf Год назад +2

    “So you’re safe unless you’re in Africa, but you might be in danger from a Nile crocodile!”
    The Nile crocodile that lives in Africa