Table News: 104 Ways to Ruin Our Planet
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Lousiana joins the National Counseling Compact, Kentucky and Montana have some "Problems" with their Governors, and Climate Crisis seems to be striking the US harder than Ever. Can we survive Flooding, Tornadoes, Drought, and more with the help of TikToker Jordan Keyes?
Be sure to check out / itskeyes !
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Ben has activated special move; nostalgia. It paralyzes the enemy as they remember their childhood. Its super effective. Live your vids ben.
Very true! 100% effectiveness
I loved the one where they got the voice of Doofenshmirtz, who's also a creator of the show, playing the Supreme Court. It had the same energy.
Thank you for giving us another fun sketch on a really hard day because I CANNOT BELIVE THIS COUNTRY RIGHT NOW
I love watching baby killers melt down.. there, there you'll be OK
New American Dream just dropped, now it’s to move to a different country :)
@@LordKittenfish for those that can afford it
Wisconsin tornados are a serious problem. Our seasons are just Cold, Super Cold, Snow, “It’s not the cold it’s the wind”, Rain, Hot, Tornado, Super Hot, “It’s not the heat it’s the humidity”, Fall, Fall With Extra Rain, and 10 degrees with no snow.
Who else saw the number 104 and immediately thought of Phineas and Ferb
Ironically the cocreator of phineas and Ferb guessed star in a few of these shorts before. He played the Supreme Court. Which is verrrrrrry topical right now
2:02: I don't know how to speak Italian (not one bit), but I'm pretty sure Italy said "Your idiot governor is in Tuscana."
Was not expecting the parody song, brilliant!
Thanks
Disney gonna sue somebody!
i see you are a phineas and ferb fan, you even got dan povenmire himself once
Id love to see Mother Nature again or her assistant. :)
Ok so The Table is Phineas & Ferb Extended Universe now? Cool, cool 😆
If only you lived in the Texas heat. 🥵🥵🥵
It’s not even July!!!😳😵
After today I needed this video
For anyone wondering “et tu” is French for “and you”
I want my dad to come and rant about how the great Salt Lake is low
Florida was the only state that didn't order bubble wrap, got it.
I'm disappointed the last line wasn't "before mother nature ends us all"
Love.
The end
love it!
Wait, we had an earthquake?
I thought it was just heat advisories.
I think I speak for most people of the mill gen when I say just end it brah ,just send it.
I remember that theme song
Next episode is gonna be fun, everyone got your overly expensive popcorn and drinks
Calis little dancey dance
i want to vote for that rep but no one seems to care about nuclear
Thanks for the laughs 😂
littarally just watched phineas and ferb
Hell’s front porch has officially begun in the south
3:08 something unintentionally hilarious here is that there is actually a city named Perry in Georgia that felt a bit of that earthquake
I was wondering if anyone was going to mention Perry, GA.
Perry the platypus, GA?!
I somehow suspect that was not unintentional.
“A city in Georgia?”
*fedora*
“PERRY THE CITY IN GEORGIA?”
@@tonyhakston536 I now want a random image that just has the city wearing a fedora.
For those who wanted to know Italy said “your idiot governors are in Tuscano” at least I think that’s what he said
Thank you.
I'm imagining they're carrying on a passionate whirlwind love affair.
That’s exactly what he said. “Your idiot governors are in Tuscany”. (Thank you, Google Translate).
NY understanding and refusing to translate was such a NY move.
@@saphiro007 You needed Google translate?
As always, the crossovers have me yelling out like a rabid sports fan.
10/10 would OHHHHHHH again.
…
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Hell yeah! Even though it ain't fun to hear what's happening to FL's mom, the sketch was enjoyable.
And the Phineas and Ferb intro cover was the cherry to top the pie
Who is Florida's mom? Spain is his Dad.
@@msmaria5039 I mean considering Spain is España in Spanish, I think Spain is Florida's mother.
Dunno what Spain has to do with this video though.
Is that what that was?! 😂
@@msmaria5039 Mother Nature
@@Heavenlyhounds96 is a reference to an video from 2020 when Florida is calling mother nature
I vote for a skit where mother nature shows up at the table and goes off on a rant on the states and humans.
I vote for it as well
Only if it's Brian Moller's mother nature and not the one who's got the hots for Florida.
you just gained all of britains vote
I vote for it too
Yesss!!!
Speaking as a native Utahn, thank you for addressing the GSL issue, it really is a dangerous issue that needs a solution so the more press it gets about the issue the better! Thanks Ben!
how? It salt water, you can't do anything with it.
@@demokeyan9601 we're in a drought. This is the lowest it's been in history
Addendum: the solution is NOT taking more from the Colorado, as was proposed a few years back.
@@Rynfields But i'm asking why is it bad that the salt lake is drying up, it salt water you can't use it anyway.
@@demokeyan9601 The Great Salt Lake provides what’s called a “lake effect” which essentially is the source of the Wasatch front’s snow ❄️ This snow feeds the reservoirs that supply water for our giant green lawns in the middle of the desert for the rest of the year, along with other obvious uses for freshwater.
Additionally, the lake has a surprising amount of value when it comes to things like farming brine shrimp. Many migratory bird species rely on this lake as well.
I hate that I'm suspicious of the Nation Counselor Compact (which sounds like a good idea) due to the states that are on board.
Maybe we should be suspicious that the states you expect to be on board aren’t.
@@nathanp131 I think that’s why CA was bout to have a heart attack over it, cause the ones you don’t expect are the ones who joined it.
They are desperate for counselors and more states are signing in, up to 26 now
After Dan Povenmire and Jordan's recent collabs this was the collab I needed to bring completion to my soul.
If they can get both in and have Dan just do doof that would be cool
Okay the first few seconds has me in tears. Loving these video's, kept me happy while I've been ill. Thanks Ben!
Get well soon!
Feel better!
Sees a guy walking by trying not to be seen
GOV: is that north dakota?
ND: don't talk to me, I'm not here, leave me alone.
GOV: wait I have a few questions!
ND: I've got oil, missles, cows, and crops to look after! Go away!
"wow, I didn't know a tractor could go that fast" as North Dakota zooms off to make more crop circles.
ben out here giving us a smile during a bad day.
It's a great day for babies.
Idk it’s pretty good day for me
@@cruelladevil1001 great day for cell clumps, horrible day for women
Idk asking people to be responsible for the consequences of their actions that they willingly par took in seems like a good day
@@cruelladevil1001 oh, did we pass universal healthcare? Did they pass the emergency thing for baby formula?
I had the exact same reaction as NY when the Gov fell. As a New Yorker I approve
The final joke of "Aren't you a little too old for *insert rest of line here*" was the best!
I am living for the full-nation unity in the beginning and for that P&F parody.
One thing all the states have in common is hating our Government.
This was a welcome bit of levity today. Thanks, Ben.
I don't know I'm having a great day with watching all the liberal tears
@@cruelladevil1001 A lot of GOP tears right now as well. This limits ALL women, not just liberal ones.
@@annbuccieri1267 Fine by me. The less power the federal government has, the better.. Morels and personal responsibility are lost on people lile you.
@@cruelladevil1001 How about I be personally responsible for my body decisions and you be personally responsible for yours. No need for state or federal government to be involved at all.
@@annbuccieri1267 Sounds like a plan there are plenty of contraceptions and the morning after a pill. No need to kill a baby because you're irresponsible
This is my new favorite video :) As a Montanan and a big fan of your videos, it was great to see my state more featured in a video. We've popped up in a few, but not for much more than a quick cameo. Love the look MT gives Wyoming when they mention the flooding and Yellowstone in the song. Like, we'd stop it if we could. Also a huge fan of Phineas and Ferb, so that just made it even better.
Montana supremacy (just dont move here outsiders)
@@catscats1764 don't come to utah either please house's are already expensive with all the California's coming hear
Thanks for the laughs man. After today we could sure use em.
Wait what happened
@@pokechu5273 roe v wade was overturned
@@liamw6976 what
@@pokechu5273 Yeah...
@@liamw6976 excellent news
FINALLY, Montana. Thank you bro. I’ve been waiting.
The song 😂🔥
Montana homies
This sketch is great and great song too!! Hurray!!! It's election season again!! Time for high school senior graduation posters to be replaced by politician posters, politician flyers in the mail, politician on the tv, and politician on the side of the road waving signs or going door to door. Elections and government are good for the country, so go vote and do your civic duty as an American.
Watching Gov fall on his face was therapeutic after today.
Should've been the SCOTUS instead.
@@rhodawatkins4516 Who is also the creator of phineas and ferb. Full circle!
@@panachevitz I'm out of the loop on Phineas and Ferb. I've heard of them but couldn't pick them out of a lineup. I love Ben's videos though. I wish Drew Lynch would come back. I think he played the CDC. I guess the CDC is not a big topic lately though, unless the monkey pox starts spreading!
After the overthrowing of Roe V.S. Wade I’m eagerly waiting for them to take away women’s rights to vote and reinstate the Marriage Contract! China was correct, women are only good for bearing sons! (Please note, the entire comment contains sarcasm, intense sarcasm, and “if i am not being sarcastic i am going to be physically sick” sarcasm.)
As a Montana native, I love this. We also keep losing our governor during emergencies.
Dan Povenmire needs to duet this RIGHT NOW!
YES
I was expecting a Phineas and Ferb reference :)
Me too
Me too
@@obi-kennawobi07 wait... I'm you
@@breadneck5607 no, I’m you
Okay, that ending for the song made me laugh out loud, that was brilliant writing right there
Out of it all,... i am (as a Californian) here for this skit - as Florida is for the rest...
Tell me about the aliens...
I kinda want to see this version of Phineas and Ferb... Then I remember that we're basically living that version -_-
Im so glad they mentioned the heat warnings. I’m not even kidding you, even in the colder parts for Texas it’s bad. Where I live, we have had a “weather statement” everyday for two weeks about not going outside so we don’t die🥲
Crazy Idea: We throw weight behind Texan Seccession, evacuate all of y'all, and leave the wingbats to deal with it.
@@michaeloliver5892 i like it>:)
Same in Tennessee with the two weeks of warnings. We've had people dying in the Walmart parking lot. R.I.P.
Yep. GA had over 100°F warnings for well over a week. I mean, sure, we get 100°F occasionally. In August. For a couple days. Not for over a week in JUNE. Kinda makes me worry about August . 😬
I have never looked more forward to seeing Dan in one of your videos than I do right now.
but he has already. he played a judge.
@@theflailips1013 I think this refers to seeing what they will come up with in the wake of this $%#&#
@@rd6203 oh that makes more sense
Always great, plus you highlight the issues in a lighthearted manner.
ITALY SHOWED UP also can we have UK France and Mexico show up since they are parents to loads of state's also I consider the states that used to be part of Mexico to be Mexico's kids and Spain to be the grandad also also I know Florida alaska and Hawaii have different parents.
lol Montana's govener does not want to be involved
I'm confused why he didn't mention the 104 degree heat that lasted a week in Tipp City
It always brightens my day when I get to see a new video put out by you. Keep making videos and we will keep watching.
The sky is falling, I’m home with COVID, and Bens my hero. Thank you for bringing us this content to not only open our eyes but keep us smiling on another dark day for women everywhere in this country❣️🥺
As an Ohioian I support our depiction 110%
Also I've been talking about late spring early summer being our "tornado/windstorm" season. Winter, allergy season, tornado/crazy wind season, Indian summer, then two weeks of fall before winter again......love the comedy and the collab!
I was just wondering how is it like to live in the worst state
You can’t fool me, Ohio doesn’t exist
@@AIDENo_o XP
Better than IL, MO, and NC from my experience.
@@darthmaul216 it's alright unless it's a presidential voting year most people forget about us.
@@burntrosechick you didn't say mi which is cool
It's a good day when he uploads
Damn, today has been madness and we all needed Ben to make us laugh. Thanks Ben.
That was awesome, thank you for uploading it on a day when I didn't think it was possible to smile.
What do you mean ...it's a great day to smile.... no more killing babies
@@cruelladevil1001 no one was killing babies before today either. Babies are what you call fetuses after they've been born.
@@jenisedai Nope. Funny how you only wanna follow science when it suits you
@@cruelladevil1001 Now many women and girls will die instead. Does that make you happy? These women and girls are someone's children, too.
@@cruelladevil1001 no that's your side not ours.
I've been waiting for this one
Seriously though, make sure you get out and vote this year. Especially if you have a Senate race in your state.
Don't worry, the red wave is coming
Waiting on the day Florida yells “HOG RIDDAAA”
I vote for where Ohio complains that it’s had stable weather for more than 3 days
"He is beauty, he is grace, he is falling on his face"
Im using this quote whenever someone trips now
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RUclips is working perfectly
Lol
I didn't know most of this was happening all over the country because all the media is once again on the same bandwagon.
GEORGIA HAD ME DYING WITH
“Phineas”
And
“Come on perry!”
XD
YES!!
This made my day after the crap coming out of DC today.
This was... ALL that I hoped for and more when I saw the title and instantly knew!! As a Georgian that lived right next to where an earthquake came outta nowhere.. yup. Devil's come down to Georgia, and I'm pretty sure it's all our faults. As for the rest of the stuff.. yeah, that's on y'all too.
"all our faults"😂 .... I'm sorry. Couldn't resist.
You guys are doing better in some ways. You voted blue, rejected trump, and got 2 Democratic senators, but you do still have Margerine Green making random idiotic statements about space lasers and peach tree dishes, etc. Please do something about that as soon as possible, okay? Thanks. Oh, and let's hear it for Raffensperger and Lady Ruby and her daughter! Brave Americans!
That brief moment of solidarity between the states where they are all just laughing at Government and also agreeing that they are not starting after he fell is strangely wholesome lol
I'm just waiting for him to talk about Roe... I really hope he talks about the issues for disabled people it causes, along with other groups. We (Disabled people) already lose all our rights when married. Now we might not even get to go to school.
I feel like he'll address that, but this was probably filmed a couple of days ago, given the amount of edits that's needed. But yeah, it's scary as hell stuff from that, and it's unfortunately possible that it's just the start.
@@233Deadman Absolutely, I completely understand that. I was just saying I wanted to hear his comments.
This update is the only good thing that’s happened today
Agreed
What do you mean?
It's a GREAT day for babies.
@@cruelladevil1001 weird since you kill puppies for their fur
@@audreym3908 Are you confused about fictional characters. You're not the smartest tool in the shed are you..
You really shouldn't have called yourself @@cruelladevil1001
Hey bro has anyone ever told you, that you kind of look like Cameron Boyce (RIP) but seriously I watch like all your vids and seriously you make me think of him, i think it's a great thing, he died wayy too young and its sad, so it's awesome to see someone that reminds me of him, creating some amazing and hilarious content!! You're the shit Ben!!
Yooooooo Montana was mentioned, the best thing to happen to a Montanan
This might actually be your most entertaining skit of them all.
*the Italy cameo-*
You forgot the sun flares and massive holes in the ozone layer causing the oceans to rise and flood everywhere and oh yeah that Any coastal state needs to be watching for silent Tsunami from earthquakes along faultlines. Who else is playing World Disaster Bingo and is only missing like 3 major disasters for a full card for just the month of JUNE? July shall be fun. Fingers crossed we all survive 2022.. PS Illinois is willing to send water to Arizona, our rivers are getting ready to overflow in certain areas, and oh yeah Tornado Season is really kicking into gear.. Who wants to play Tornado Uno?
Being from Kentucky and living near Louisville and working there. Thank you for pronouncing it right.
Texan here
My family is seriously considering moving…based on a map I saw, we might be following what happened last episode and going to Mew Mexico since I have family there too
Your move, Texas
You know we have pride everywhere, but pulling stuff like this is gonna get you literally nothing
Texan here too.
My fiance and I are already setting up appointments to houses in Western NC. Now I came to Texas from NC for a paying job, but with everything going in this state from this heat, abortion rights, mass shootings, etc. It's been good, but I'm ready for mountain life. Hopefully soon.
Oh, I've lived in North Carolina several times at different points of my life, so I kinda consider it my home state.
@@cjtsouls9198
Farewell, visitor
As someone born and raised in New Mexico I would not suggest moving here. We have high poverty rates, the worst education in the US and an overabundance of meth. There's a couple of cool tourist attractions, that's about it.
What's funny is my family I just got back from vacation in Wyoming and Utah. We were gonna visit Yellowstone, but the floods hit right before we got on our plane. At the end, we visited the Great Salt Lake. Guide told us it's at an average of 10 feet deep all around.
The idea he said Louisville correctly shocked me more than anything. Well done sir.
This is amazing the song was amazing and the stats chimed in was amazing and the frist act was funny
ben out here making so many crossovers and connecting every single youtube channel together
Ah Wyoming, shows up once, tries to fight a neighbor, and only because Yellowstone got shut down. I love it
I vote for a skit where mother nature shows up and tells people it literally couldn't care less what we do, cuz it'll just take a nap and we'll be gone by the time she wakes up.
"You listen to him. He's your mayor now". Is the way it should be. Lol
I thought you’d talk about the Abortion ruling
Give him some time. Most of us are still sick, while the idiots are laughing, (until they find themselves or a loved one faced with it).
I beg to differ that Phineas and Ferb is a children's show. It's a great show for anyone who enjoys animated entertainment!
“Mom the tiktokers are telling us to vote again!”
Such a Florida thing to say
I mean Snow in Colorado is not new and expected from Oct to about May so yeah thumbs up is about all we got.
am I the only that was hoping dan would show during the song
Oh no don't worry about earth, it's fine, it lived throug worse than us . Us on the other end . We're fucked
He actually mentioned us Rocky Mountain states, this is the best day of my life, finally noticed.