New Jersey Joins the Table

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @lacrossestick132
    @lacrossestick132 3 года назад +2231

    Everyone from the state of New Jersey agrees on precisely two things: The Jersey Devil is very real, and the show Jersey Shore sucks. Otherwise we’re as divided as the entire country in October of an election year.

  • @melaniemarotta994
    @melaniemarotta994 3 года назад +195

    Fun fact, NJ got its rep as a "garbage heap" because NY doesn't have adequate waste disposal, so when NY landfills started overflowing, their neighbor state offered up some of our landfill space to help out.... so without us (and also Kentucky I think) NY would be drowning in its own trash 😁 Also, every time I meet someone who says Jersey smells, they have either never been to NJ in their lives or have only ever been to the Newark airport, which is basically the 9th circle of hell

    • @PheOfTheFae
      @PheOfTheFae Год назад +13

      Back in the 80s there was one summer most of the beaches were closed because syringes from a hospital in NY were washing up on the shore because I guess some trash barge just dumped it in the ocean.

    • @drez3787
      @drez3787 Год назад +11

      We in NJ don't want you to come here so we put the worst parts of the state right next to the airport.
      Anyway, cant believe this didn't mention that the statue of liberty is in NJ

    • @annienewman8312
      @annienewman8312 Год назад

      parts of nyc is built on trash

    • @Howeydoit
      @Howeydoit 7 месяцев назад

      Jersey smells leagues above NYC

    • @nickkontozoglus4771
      @nickkontozoglus4771 Месяц назад

      I didn’t know that Jersey also takes up the burden of some of NYC’s garbage. I have heard that a lot of the other regions have to deal with a lot of NYC and Long Islands garbage and a number of people complain about it a lot.
      Though I do find it funny that Jersey is called the garbage state when NY (more specifically, Rochester) created the garbage plate.

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 3 года назад +1337

    I need more Florida being smart. He's smart, he just uses it to sew chaos. One episode is just a 180 of how he usually acts because he wanted to fuck with the other states

    • @pattisharick8191
      @pattisharick8191 3 года назад +18

      He's not smart. He's smart ass

    • @vitalnightshade
      @vitalnightshade 3 года назад +120

      Florida is the overworked GT kid that burned out early, gave up on social mores, and is now making himself everybody's problem because life is more fun that way.

    • @Shepard131
      @Shepard131 3 года назад +30

      That's exactly what Florida is. Never heard him described that way though.

    • @crownedpigeon593
      @crownedpigeon593 3 года назад +14

      which episode is the 180?

    • @jessicaantonucci3720
      @jessicaantonucci3720 2 года назад +4

      Sounds like me

  • @jaxengarcia9482
    @jaxengarcia9482 3 года назад +913

    As a native Georgian i didn’t know calling every carbonated drink a coke wasn’t normal until my Michigan cousins put me on blast for calling sprite a coke

    • @MiishaKorvian
      @MiishaKorvian 2 года назад +64

      Rightfully so! not every pop is a coke damnit.

    • @galewinds8212
      @galewinds8212 2 года назад +31

      @@MiishaKorvian Brother what did you just call it

    • @galewinds8212
      @galewinds8212 2 года назад +8

      The Savannah just isolated from that stereotype then grew up there and never called anything that's not a coke a coke

    • @MiishaKorvian
      @MiishaKorvian 2 года назад +27

      @@galewinds8212 I called the carbonated soft drink a "pop". As a Michigander it is my right to call it such.

    • @SoulKiller7Eternal
      @SoulKiller7Eternal 2 года назад

      thats because yanks don't know the proper words.

  • @peaceablegamer
    @peaceablegamer 3 года назад +579

    I'm DYING! As a native New Jerseyian this is wonderfully accurate

    • @heartysmartysisters
      @heartysmartysisters 3 года назад +4

      ikr

    • @CinemaKnight
      @CinemaKnight 3 года назад +6

      It is literally every elementary school teacher I ever had, and every parent on the playground.

    • @kaijugodofoblivion5955
      @kaijugodofoblivion5955 3 года назад +3

      TOO ACCURATE

    • @cornycontent1915
      @cornycontent1915 3 года назад

      If you call yourself New Jerseyian you're not from New Jersey authentically, probably some slug from Newark or Trenton

    • @heartysmartysisters
      @heartysmartysisters 3 года назад +2

      @@cornycontent1915 bruh
      im from the shore I-

  • @Dennis-cd7fx
    @Dennis-cd7fx 3 года назад +533

    To clarify as someone who grew up in a tourist town on the shore, Benny's are specifically people from NY who come to the shore. It traces back to how they used to mark their train tickets. Everyone else is either a shoebie/tourist. Love the content and happy to see NJ represented in all of its terrible glory! 😂

    • @rooster5man
      @rooster5man 3 года назад +9

      Well, good to know I was a Benny every summer and not a "What the hell are you doing here?" Ah, the good days before Jersey Shore was a thing

    • @dannybrady5812
      @dannybrady5812 3 года назад +6

      Nah shoobies is how you say it

    • @sarahmooney7860
      @sarahmooney7860 3 года назад +16

      Bayonne Elizabeth Newark New York. Then the shoebies are the Pennsylvanians/other.

    • @djlesinski7978
      @djlesinski7978 3 года назад +20

      (B)ayonne (E)lizabeth (N)ewark (N)ew (Y)ork

    • @theElfster
      @theElfster 3 года назад +8

      ^ yeah Benny is an acronym its more toward North Jersey than out of state lol

  • @angiect3791
    @angiect3791 3 года назад +377

    Ordering a drink in the South is a negotiation:
    Waitress, "What would you like to drink?"
    Customer, "I'll take a Coke."
    Waitress, "Is Pepsi okay?"
    Customer, "Dr. Pepper?"
    Waitress, "Sure thing."

  • @robina.9402
    @robina.9402 3 года назад +500

    Was hoping Pennsylvania would show up. Living in Philly, I would go down the shore, eat a hoagie, AND enjoy watching NJ twitch at combining those words. Plus, Florida calling PA "Papa" kills me every time.

    • @davidpolios6687
      @davidpolios6687 3 года назад +12

      Damn shoo shoobie always ruining our beaches

    • @TimLesher
      @TimLesher 3 года назад +10

      Yinz talk funny dahn the other end of the Turnpike.

    • @zachg3840
      @zachg3840 2 года назад +2

      Stop coming here

    • @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername
      @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername 2 года назад +7

      As someone who lives in Altoona, you’re forgetting the Amish, railroads, and Best Way’s Pizza.
      Also half of our city is either on fire, on drugs, or just unusually calm
      Edit: i misread your comment sorry lol

    • @stephanieeller2283
      @stephanieeller2283 2 года назад +7

      Same 😆 I definitely wanted PA to join in on the Jersey-hate.

  • @gabish2050
    @gabish2050 3 года назад +848

    This is the moment I’ve been waiting for-I’ve never clicked so fast

  • @0ppor2nity
    @0ppor2nity 3 года назад +259

    I love the accurate representation of NY being ready to fight NJ any time any day

    • @sev417hello
      @sev417hello 3 года назад +10

      New Jersey would definitely win

    • @0ppor2nity
      @0ppor2nity 3 года назад +2

      @@sev417hello respectfully have you seen the rising crime rates in ny?

    • @dakkenblah1450
      @dakkenblah1450 3 года назад +8

      @@0ppor2nity Camden is all I have to say in response to that

    • @babassoonist8041
      @babassoonist8041 2 года назад

      @@0ppor2nity camden, newark, trenton, passaic.
      few more too, new york has got the one drime filled city, new jersey is all crime filled city

    • @murderofcrows5089
      @murderofcrows5089 2 года назад +2

      @@sev417hello dare you to go to New York and say that

  • @hottopic3622
    @hottopic3622 3 года назад +226

    So we’re not going to acknowledge that the candle is labeled as “Wet Ass Peninsula” ?

    • @starsalines3525
      @starsalines3525 2 года назад +10

      nope

    • @TheCommenter
      @TheCommenter 2 года назад +10

      Yep we just ignore that as it may end up making us glitch like New Jersey

    • @thomascampbell350
      @thomascampbell350 Год назад +3

      It was merch I have it in my room lol

    • @Haights
      @Haights Год назад +2

      Yeah, yeah, yeah
      Gov ain't f---in with this wet-ass peninusla
      Oranges the biggest crop on this wet-ass peninsula
      Cyclones make the gators drop in this wet-ass peninsula

  • @tvspaz626
    @tvspaz626 3 года назад +43

    Oh the accuracy. "I agree that Jersey Shore is just Long Island" is something i have told non-jerseyans for YEARS! word for word.
    And from being in central Jersey, WE EXIST DAMMIT!
    NJ is like a family, we love to fight amongst ourselves, but when it comes to defending our state against insults from others, we defend each other.

    • @Piterdeveirs333
      @Piterdeveirs333 2 года назад +5

      Damn straight, even if that family member is living in a fantasy world

    • @starsalines3525
      @starsalines3525 2 года назад

      Central Jersey for life bro, just need to clear up that the north Jersey people are the ones who stink tho

    • @Usedtohavemyrealnameonhere
      @Usedtohavemyrealnameonhere Год назад +6

      Only one person on Jersey Shore was from Jersey. Most were from Long Island and Staten Italy.

  • @yourcaesar5030
    @yourcaesar5030 3 года назад +227

    I love how accurate this guy is especially for Louisiana

    • @big_mama_b
      @big_mama_b 3 года назад +12

      Same! I’m from Louisiana and he is so accurate it’s scary 🤣

    • @emilygrulkey8941
      @emilygrulkey8941 3 года назад

      Honestly I’m from there tooo

  • @rose-mariedeleon4312
    @rose-mariedeleon4312 3 года назад +39

    I am a Jersey girl till the day I die. This was utterly hilarious. I showed my mama and she was laughing her ass off. Her only comment was that New Jersey should’ve been a bit louder. My comment is you forgot how we complain about the weather no matter what the temp is outside. For example: we always say during the winter “ I wish it was summer. The cold weather sucks.”
    Then during the summer “it is too damn hot out here. I wish it was cooler.” So yeah. I was waiting patiently for this to come out. You didn’t disappoint. Thank you

  • @Misslizz.s
    @Misslizz.s 2 года назад +209

    As someone from central Jersey I can confirm that central jersey is real. Where ever there’s a Wawa, a Quick check is across the street.

    • @nxcte
      @nxcte 2 года назад +2

      Facts

    • @starsalines3525
      @starsalines3525 2 года назад +4

      So true though. Wawas better though

    • @spiritsofthesky
      @spiritsofthesky Год назад +8

      Nah, it's like moss on a tree. Quick Check points north, Wawa points south.

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 Год назад +2

      So it's a warzone?

    • @Caffy-le-coffee
      @Caffy-le-coffee Год назад +4

      As someone from Jersey…. I’m positive central Jersey exist but every time I buy something from there all the receipts just go blank ….. it’s like their trynna hide their existence

  • @theaveragememelord759
    @theaveragememelord759 3 года назад +181

    We're about as United as the whole country is on election night... every day we deal with that. You guys are lucky you only have to be divided once a year

    • @draconariousthegamer1444
      @draconariousthegamer1444 3 года назад +3

    • @mothmanscousin9656
      @mothmanscousin9656 3 года назад +4

      Once a year??

    • @georgiag2685
      @georgiag2685 3 года назад +3

      Oh honey you poor ignorant soul...... We're divided all the time.

    • @dakkenblah1450
      @dakkenblah1450 3 года назад +1

      Well if we would just split jersey into 2 states between north and south jersey there would be no problems

    • @crybaby-zo9fw
      @crybaby-zo9fw 2 года назад +5

      well then it wouldn’t be new jersey.
      also the arguing is fun for us. it’s basically our state sport.

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 года назад +218

    As a Floridian who was born and raised in Jersey, I can say that this is entirely correct (bling) No it isn't!

  • @melissazellers2496
    @melissazellers2496 3 года назад +86

    Never have I seen a more accurate description of New Jersey, and this is coming from a life long South Jersey resident. Good job!

  • @gellybean13
    @gellybean13 3 года назад +296

    as a native new jerseyian i would like to argue that only elizabeth smells

    • @lacrossestick132
      @lacrossestick132 3 года назад +56

      As another nj native I would argue it’s newark

    • @GamerChefGirlie
      @GamerChefGirlie 3 года назад +30

      The smell in Newark isn’t what you think it is. I always blamed it in Bayonne.

    • @joetamburini1603
      @joetamburini1603 3 года назад +13

      Its all 3

    • @kylegroom
      @kylegroom 3 года назад +35

      Exit 13 to exit 17 on the turnpike is either chemicals or meadowlands. It all stinks

    • @maybeitsanjie
      @maybeitsanjie 3 года назад +22

      @@kylegroom The chemical plants in linden to elizabeth, the airport in newark, the garbage dump in Kearny, and what ever is after that.

  • @thomasjohnston704
    @thomasjohnston704 3 года назад +193

    I love it. This is so New Jersey. North Jersey is little New York. And South Jersey is little Philly. You Absolutely nailed this one Ben.

    • @stutineelam1157
      @stutineelam1157 3 года назад +26

      and as someone that lives in central jersey i can confirm it doesn't exist

    • @SquidSqui
      @SquidSqui 2 года назад +12

      @@stutineelam1157 Wtf is "central jersey"? You either live in the wrong place of North Jersey, or the good and correct area of South Jersey.

    • @Narniangirl17
      @Narniangirl17 2 года назад +5

      And Central Jersey is a little of both!

    • @sunnydasheep
      @sunnydasheep 2 года назад +4

      @@Narniangirl17 Central jersey is a hoax, its either north or south bud, unless your talkin about that partly cloudy section near the border

    • @Darasilverdragon
      @Darasilverdragon 2 года назад +2

      No part of NJ is "little NY"
      There's the complain-y part, and the smelly part, and I'll let you figure out which is which. And they're both little philly.

  • @SarcasticasKel
    @SarcasticasKel 3 года назад +75

    The neck movement & eye twitching is perfect😂🤣 And is this 3 weeks Miss Congeniality was mentioned?

  • @supernova4199
    @supernova4199 2 года назад +52

    Me: Lives in (South) Jersey
    Also me: What the hell is a Quick Check?
    Me again; What the hell is a Benny’s?!
    Me a third time: WHAT IS A TAYLOR HAM?!

    • @spiritsofthesky
      @spiritsofthesky Год назад +8

      Me: From North Jersey
      Just like Wawa
      A tourist
      The CORRECT word

    • @Acolyte_Poke
      @Acolyte_Poke Год назад

      @@spiritsofthesky Me from south jersey:
      say that to my face
      I'm going to scream
      Its pork roll you northern prick

    • @Piterdeveirs333
      @Piterdeveirs333 Год назад +3

      @@spiritsofthesky pork roll hasn't been taylor ham for over a century

    • @nickkontozoglus4771
      @nickkontozoglus4771 11 дней назад

      @@spiritsofthesky wait, is Benny’s a Northern Jersey thing or a Southern Jersey thing? I’ve never heard of it until this video.

  • @zachaliles
    @zachaliles 2 года назад +7

    As a grown man that wishes he still lived in New Jersey this made my day. I grew up in Jersey, South Jersey. What the hell was that glitch near the end? I think I saw something about Central Jersey then just some static and blank screen for a few seconds.

  • @GambeTama
    @GambeTama 2 года назад +12

    As a New Yorker, I can confirm that every callout New Jersey threw is true. That being said, fight me!

  • @edsnell8387
    @edsnell8387 3 года назад +19

    As a Proud Central Jerseyian, I can confirm that it does Exist, you did teach me the word “Shoebie” Ans you get a Sub, with Pork Roll, and head down the Shore.
    The NJ Devil does exist in the Prudential Center and also In the pine barrens. Keep the funny comin Ben!

  • @therealchristinedaee
    @therealchristinedaee 3 года назад +21

    Accurate. I’ve lived in NJ for most of my life and everything you spoke on was true.
    Fun fact: Benny is an acronym for people from Bayonne, Elizabeth, Newark, New York.

  • @Kei-gg7gp
    @Kei-gg7gp 3 года назад +39

    "What did you think?" 😂 ❤
    Florida will go back to eating faces? When did he stop?? 😱

  • @jessfinch404
    @jessfinch404 3 года назад +8

    I'm from NJ and lived here most of my life and everything that has been said on here is so accurate this guy obviously studied NJ carefully. 😆 This was the best thing I watched about NJ!

  • @creativename3796
    @creativename3796 3 года назад +20

    Dang he got everything right, The rivalry and language between south and north Jersey, the relationship with NY and the Jersey devil

  • @haileytravan2004
    @haileytravan2004 2 года назад +7

    We need to see new jersey in more videos, this is painfully accurate

  • @SerephinaOfTheKamis
    @SerephinaOfTheKamis 3 года назад +16

    I have lived in New Jersey my entire life and I have never seen a more accurate depiction of New Jersey! 🤣

  • @HerLeenest
    @HerLeenest 3 года назад +15

    As someone who was born in North Jersey and lived there for 8 yrs, relocated to Florida but continued with 3 yearly visits for the next 4 yrs I found this hysterical! It is my childhood 😂.

    • @starsalines3525
      @starsalines3525 2 года назад

      bro your neck of the woods is what stinks the south is fine, central jersey is the best tho ;)

  • @EmpressEmbeth
    @EmpressEmbeth 3 года назад +43

    As someone who got in trouble with your mods on a live stream for arguing with other people from Jersey about hoagie vs sub and Taylor ham vs pork roll, the only thing inaccurate about this is the North Jersey accent 🤣
    The arguing is fun for us; it's the state sport, really
    Plus South Jersey doesn't smell, that's North Jersey and the shore at low tide. Just have to point it out

    • @Darasilverdragon
      @Darasilverdragon 2 года назад

      If it doesn't reek then it ain't Jersey
      And you people take back that bit about Long Island if you want your kneecaps to stay on the _front_ side of your legs - you do not disrespect the birth place of Billy Joel

    • @starsalines3525
      @starsalines3525 2 года назад +1

      so true though, dont go to Elizabeth on a saterday people.
      also its pork roll. either for the sub/hoagie but I use hoagie a bit more often.

    • @Caffy-le-coffee
      @Caffy-le-coffee Год назад

      It’s a damn sub. First of all. And Trenton reeks.

    • @spiritsofthesky
      @spiritsofthesky Год назад +2

      Not even. Come to Sussex or Morris County and it's mainly farmland and state parks. It's really only Newark and Jersey City that stink up here.

    • @ronnieradon
      @ronnieradon Год назад +1

      Or if you're north enough its not a sub or hoagie, but a "hero"

  • @zaniyyahjacobs2499
    @zaniyyahjacobs2499 2 года назад +13

    As a native New Jerseyain this is everything. My freshman year of college we sat in my friend's dorm arguing about if Central Jersey was a thing.

    • @starsalines3525
      @starsalines3525 2 года назад +2

      damn straight it is unless ya wanna get rid of my whole town

    • @rambleonwithrosie
      @rambleonwithrosie Год назад +1

      Well if the Boss says it is then it must be right? Springsteen claims he's from central Jersey so like if it didn't exist... Then Bruce wouldn't be from Jersey he'd be from some nonexistent void and can't lose bragging rights to being home of the Boss

  • @jakemauger8377
    @jakemauger8377 Год назад +3

    I'm so pleased you took the time to look into a central jersey accent. North jersey sounds like long island, and south jersey sounds like philly, but central and the south shore have their own accents.
    While I'm here - Beach, sprinkles, wawa, sub, bennys is an acronym for Bayonne Elizabeth Newark New York - more specific than tourists (Benny Go Home), ragu, pork roll, and yes central jersey definitely exists. Monmouth county is a weird and wonderful place.

  • @TheLemonadeMann
    @TheLemonadeMann Год назад +4

    As a citizen of jersey, this is correct. We cannot agree on anything but the working theory of central jersey.

  • @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables
    @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables 3 года назад +13

    Finally! The state I was born in! Jersey City is my hometown.

  • @mistir
    @mistir Год назад +1

    OMG
    Born & raised in NJ and this is perfect. The double answers, the enmity with NY, the toll and other driving points are spot on. I am still giggling like a fiend. You are incredibly talented and I hope more people recognize it. 😎💗😁

  • @burningphoenix2017
    @burningphoenix2017 3 года назад +7

    As someone who still in this state I never laughed so hard. I had to sen to my sister and she was laughing. You sir are a genius. Because you hit every single stereotype

  • @dancediva1212
    @dancediva1212 3 года назад +27

    I’m glad you said Long Island, we should get NY vs the City and LI

    • @PancakeNomnom
      @PancakeNomnom 3 года назад +8

      LI vs Boroughs vs Central vs Upstate ... it would be epic

    • @dancediva1212
      @dancediva1212 3 года назад +1

      @@PancakeNomnom YES

    • @trainmanrobbie3360
      @trainmanrobbie3360 3 года назад +3

      @@PancakeNomnom As a central new yorker, I am confident that we'd win purely because no one can compare with the fact that we deal with the most snow out of anybody in the state AND we have the State Fair.

    • @HerLeenest
      @HerLeenest 3 года назад +1

      YES!!!

    • @elliefleming3534
      @elliefleming3534 3 года назад +3

      @@trainmanrobbie3360 As a former Northern NYer, I'm confident we'd win because without us, NYC would have no place to put their trash or inmates, would have no food, and if they got snow like us, would be literally shut down for 4 months out of every year.

  • @timmyb8353
    @timmyb8353 Год назад +4

    You forgot our New Jersey slogan: "Welcome to New Jersey! Now get the (speaks in Jersey) out!"

  • @Raynthebeast
    @Raynthebeast 3 года назад +84

    As a native new jerseyian central jersey exists for South jersey peeps not wanting to be associated with South jersey

    • @Raynthebeast
      @Raynthebeast 3 года назад +1

      @Tobi lmao, imagine wanting to fight someone on the internet over a joke 😂

    • @KellyFischer04191990
      @KellyFischer04191990 3 года назад +9

      @Tobi I got your back. Central Jersey is real.

    • @n1kmike740
      @n1kmike740 3 года назад +3

      @Tobi I will fight you. Where is this mythical place

    • @n1kmike740
      @n1kmike740 3 года назад +1

      @@KellyFischer04191990 I hate you all 😂

    • @KellyFischer04191990
      @KellyFischer04191990 3 года назад +11

      @@n1kmike740 South of the Raritan, North of Trenton. Basically Middlesex, Mercer, Monmouth counties.

  • @samuelmiherete8133
    @samuelmiherete8133 3 года назад +10

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR NEW JERSEY THANK YOU SO MUCH

  • @cynthiapulido1
    @cynthiapulido1 3 года назад +1

    I lived with someone from yesterday for two years and I am from Florida. This is my favorite thing ever

  • @jessduus3348
    @jessduus3348 2 года назад +3

    As a Jersey girl, I've been waiting for this. And he NAILED it of course!

  • @ladyserenitea
    @ladyserenitea 2 года назад +2

    Born and raised in central Jersey, it's always been Quick Check, pork roll, sprinkles, the shore, and subs for me growing up, this depiction of Jersey is so spot on

    • @Acolyte_Poke
      @Acolyte_Poke Год назад

      still doesn't exist your north jersey

    • @ladyserenitea
      @ladyserenitea Год назад

      @@Acolyte_Poke Bruce Springsteen said it does

    • @Acolyte_Poke
      @Acolyte_Poke Год назад +1

      @@ladyserenitea It does not exist

  • @Moltonio
    @Moltonio 3 года назад +3

    For anyone curious about the tolls and filling a tank statement...
    In NJ we pay tolls to get into NYC...meanwhile NYC pays nothing to come into NJ. It isn't a cheap toll, btw cost of parking is also high AF (for anybody parking in NYC). Also, there's a law about not being allowed to pump your own gas. So every time I've been back home (in CA now), there is usually an adjustment period for remembering to get out of my car to pump my own gas.

  • @nicholassudenko9012
    @nicholassudenko9012 3 года назад +15

    Great work Ben. Been a fan for awhile and I can say that this is accurate...

    • @peterchiu1769
      @peterchiu1769 3 года назад

      Yeah sounds about right for the state.

  • @fnafknight6254
    @fnafknight6254 3 года назад +14

    Welp some people in Georgia do that so somewhat accurate with the coke

  • @virgilsanders8909
    @virgilsanders8909 2 года назад +5

    The fact that NY said New Joisey has me laughing way more than I probably should be.
    And yes, Central Jersey does exist. I live there. I've had people try to figure out whether I'm from the north or south and they can't. I hear Taylor Ham and pork roll. Wawa and Quick Check are both fine. We just go to whatever's more convenient. I hear sprinkles and jimmies. And I've never heard people call tourists anything other than tourists.
    The only people who know Central Jersey exists are the people who live there. Everyone else refuses to accept it.

  • @LafayetteOnABaguette
    @LafayetteOnABaguette 2 года назад +4

    FINALLY NJ IS HERE

  • @kylegroom
    @kylegroom 3 года назад +4

    The part that hurts the most is the New York tolls one. As someone who frequently works in the city, that 16 dollars going in is a goddamn nightmare

    • @porirvian8457
      @porirvian8457 3 года назад +1

      ....16???

    • @jtfgamer8832
      @jtfgamer8832 2 года назад +1

      Oh yeah, and that is if it is low that year, 21 was the most expensive I’ve ever seen it

  • @Bermanl8
    @Bermanl8 3 года назад +7

    Ahh thank you! I didn’t think NJ would get an intro since you didn’t do one right away. As someone who grew up in NJ for 26years ( yes, feel bad for me) I have answers: going to the beach, Jimmy’s, WAWA(that’s not a debate, I’ve never even seen a quick check) sub, shoobies are from Philly and Bennys are from NY, pork roll, and Bruce is king.

  • @etanacrawford1964
    @etanacrawford1964 3 года назад +1

    Since going to college in NYC. The Central Jersey debate and PA’s Sheets vs WAWA debate are the funniest and craziest things

  • @holyflygon
    @holyflygon 3 года назад +31

    How could u not add how NY thinks the Statue of Liberty is theirs?

    • @daniellewhitman3921
      @daniellewhitman3921 3 года назад +6

      IT FUCKING IS!!!!

    • @danic8360
      @danic8360 3 года назад +1

      who elses would it be????

    • @lindseyruth8099
      @lindseyruth8099 3 года назад +10

      It's on the Jersey side of the Hudson.

    • @Moltonio
      @Moltonio 3 года назад +4

      *sigh* it is complicated. This video best explains it.
      ruclips.net/video/SgZ1f4ACZBQ/видео.html
      "within the waters of New Jersey, there is an island of New York that is federal land atop which the national monument of the Statue of Liberty stands."

    • @holyflygon
      @holyflygon 3 года назад +3

      @@Moltonio Congress ruled after NY enlarged the island that all land brought up from the river was NJ land. Making everything that wasn't originally there NJ land. its federal land surrounded by NJ land.

  • @bendystrawz2832
    @bendystrawz2832 Год назад +4

    Okay lemme just check my list
    -Best pizza in the states? Check.
    -Traffic? Check.
    -Living expenses? Subtle check.
    -Jersey quotes and attitude? Double check.
    -Quickchek? Quick check.
    -Hate New Yorkers? Easy check.
    -New Jersey being two completely different people? Perfectly executed.
    -We exist? Check.

  • @wishuponadream91
    @wishuponadream91 3 года назад +3

    It’s true. Best pizza I personally ever had in the US was at the Jersey shore - and yeah, I’ve tried it in New York and Chicago.

  • @Islaisla18
    @Islaisla18 3 года назад +15

    I like how both New Jersey and Connecticut had the comment of sticking their foot up. The two states without an identity.

  • @jamesbaumann1195
    @jamesbaumann1195 3 года назад +18

    Bravo Ben! We are really two states with Central Jersey partly in each, but not wanting to claim association with either at the same time. Come up and see for yourself, but don't try to pump your own gas!

    • @ModestM2
      @ModestM2 3 года назад +1

      Nah, it's either north or south. What is the majority sport fan base? NJ/NY or Philly?

    • @sev417hello
      @sev417hello 3 года назад +1

      Imagine being able to afford gas, it’s already up to $3.08 in my area

  • @MaryPatrick1
    @MaryPatrick1 3 года назад +1

    Born n raised in Jersey!! You did me proud with this skit. Had me laughing.

  • @SolaceHuntsman
    @SolaceHuntsman 3 года назад +3

    I’ve never felt so attacked by something so true.

  • @aceofjulian
    @aceofjulian 3 года назад +2

    In the middle of class and I ignored everything to watch this video. Great work

  • @jasonsalvo4960
    @jasonsalvo4960 3 года назад +8

    *Laughs in Central NJ*
    WE EXIST! Eff the Bennies!

    • @Polopony20.
      @Polopony20. 3 года назад +4

      No ya don't

    • @misterjakester
      @misterjakester 3 года назад

      Cranky cuz you live in South Jersey ain’t ya?

    • @KinkyDaisie
      @KinkyDaisie 3 года назад

      Didnt hear about central jersey til someone yelled at me for only saying north and south jersey last week

    • @misterjakester
      @misterjakester 3 года назад

      @Tobi It is

  • @peterapazidis7561
    @peterapazidis7561 3 года назад +1

    So true about the central Jersey thing. I literally come from the center of NJ and when I tell that to people they say it doesn't exist.

  • @TradDad
    @TradDad 3 года назад +11

    25 seconds.. damn that was fast.

  • @dianeridley9804
    @dianeridley9804 Год назад +1

    Jersey Girl here-- I was all ready to give you the BEAT down... but'cha did good, Brainerd. Ya did good.

  • @astro0125
    @astro0125 3 года назад +7

    Is this the first state DC has been happy to hear about the handling of the pandemic?!

  • @filegumbo2130
    @filegumbo2130 3 года назад +2

    Literally found you this morning, and watched all of them

  • @justbeingme7965
    @justbeingme7965 3 года назад +4

    This video shows how much I know about NJ

  • @jessesmith6824
    @jessesmith6824 3 года назад +2

    As a person from New Jersey, this is pretty accurate.

  • @KBWeeds
    @KBWeeds 2 года назад +4

    I see no lies!! Born & raised in North Jersey (East Orange - 15W on Turnpike) & went to college in South Jersey (Glassboro - 3 on Turnpike). The Mason Dixon line was established not far from NJ and state mimics difference between the North & South. That explains Jersey’s multiple personalities. Both side try to not f**k w/ Trenton because THEY crazy there.

  • @sabisgoals4665
    @sabisgoals4665 3 года назад +2

    Bro I need more New York/New Jersey interactions OMGG

  • @brittanydasilva5457
    @brittanydasilva5457 3 года назад +4

    I understand why people call it pork roll but it’s Taylor Ham! Just like how most people say Band Aid instead of bandage

  • @noone-mp3qb
    @noone-mp3qb 2 года назад +2

    As a new Yorker the New York/New Jersey conflict was spot on

  • @gabovm
    @gabovm 3 года назад +8

    If NJ gets two parts, you need to break WA into Seattle from the rest 😂

  • @theduke7539
    @theduke7539 Месяц назад

    i just asked 2 buddies who are from New Jersey. They're cousins. They grew up together. Their responses were almost perfectly lined up with this video. They both pumped gas as a summer job. At opposing stations.

  • @wolfgatorentertainment5266
    @wolfgatorentertainment5266 3 года назад +3

    It's Taylor Ham. Fight me South Jersey. Anyway, great skit as always!

  • @awphooey2u519
    @awphooey2u519 2 года назад +1

    Anyone else rewatch these when you dont know what else to put on?
    I enjoy these and since shorts disappeared off my mobile app, I put these on in the background.

  • @MaskedWeirdosChannel
    @MaskedWeirdosChannel 3 года назад +6

    When I go north of south jersey, it becomes a new state

  • @Crayven95
    @Crayven95 3 года назад +1

    I've binged over 100 videos to catch up to this. Hi from Iowa 😁

  • @CinemaKnight
    @CinemaKnight 3 года назад +3

    It’s so accurate that my innate North Jersey identity was shouting wrong at South and Central Jersey’s ideas. Truly encompassing the Civil War that is New Jersey.
    PS. Last scene of The Sopranos was filmed in my town, and the diner’s still selling merch, so it may be off the air, but the merch stays. Also Jersey Shore sucks.

  • @darthkillerhog
    @darthkillerhog 3 года назад +1

    As someone who lives in Jersey I couldn't agree more. And yes central jersey does exist as I live in central off of exit 36.

  • @sawyerlandau4396
    @sawyerlandau4396 3 года назад +5

    New Jersey is basically the Florida of the northeast. NJ should be the Taylor ham loving regular at the table!

  • @KristoferOlafsson
    @KristoferOlafsson 3 года назад +2

    Central Jersey is the DMZ between North and South Jersey. It’s really just the divider on the corridor between Philly and NY metro area. And since NJ has these two power houses next to us, our identity has been defined by how much we aren’t like which ever is closest to us. Lol

  • @samgray49
    @samgray49 2 года назад +3

    Hey Ben, if you ever re-introduce New Jersey, I might add that South Jersey has a very plain accent that sounds just like the one in Florida but more intelligent but I love that New Jersey is like Bipolar.

  • @Rayman-ie3ld
    @Rayman-ie3ld Год назад +2

    And to think to two years later, the governor officially made central Jersey a thing. In my heart I still deny it, but on paper it exists

  • @sdeepj
    @sdeepj 2 года назад +3

    If you’re going do Central Jersey, wear a Flyers jersey with a Yankees cap

  • @mildlynerdy
    @mildlynerdy 3 года назад +2

    Every Jacuzzi is a hot tub, but not every hot tub is a Jacuzzi. I get it, NJ.

  • @TinyDog_SummerGirl
    @TinyDog_SummerGirl 2 года назад +3

    The Jersey Devil is real. My aunt is friends with someone who is a descendant from the Leeds family and all of them agree. I'm not allowed to go to the Jersey Devil house without her being with me because apparently he won't like it if you're not there with family.

  • @allybaron619
    @allybaron619 3 года назад

    I've been waiting for this!!! My state finally has an introduction video!!!! I got so pumped holy shit

  • @tylersoto9278
    @tylersoto9278 3 года назад +46

    As someone from Jersey, this is way too accurate. Also, it’s Taylor Ham and you cannot change my mind about it

    • @ominsi7898
      @ominsi7898 3 года назад +19

      Imagine being wrong

    • @lizziegillespie9618
      @lizziegillespie9618 3 года назад +8

      Pork roll

    • @princesstarah2
      @princesstarah2 3 года назад +3

      And when we head down the shore, we get sprinkles on our ice cream cones
      Fr tho, who says "Going to the beach"?

    • @KinkyDaisie
      @KinkyDaisie 3 года назад +3

      Its pork roll

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 3 года назад +1

      @@princesstarah2 The rest of the country (minus Philly, they say "going down the shore" too).

  • @kellyoehlmanm813
    @kellyoehlmanm813 3 года назад +1

    Love this from Jersey and unfortunately this is very accurate. Great job

  • @AzulSketch369
    @AzulSketch369 3 года назад +4

    Once again, kudos to the yet another Miss Congeniality quote 👏🤣

  • @adrivoid5376
    @adrivoid5376 2 года назад +1

    Ok actually I salute you on this one. This one is hilarious for me as someone from South Jersey

  • @ragefurious5650
    @ragefurious5650 3 года назад +4

    new jersey: the only state where agreeing with someone is the start of a love story

  • @randomrollercoaster4763
    @randomrollercoaster4763 3 года назад +2

    I am so mad at how accurate this is

  • @TheBluetwo26
    @TheBluetwo26 2 года назад +4

    We all agree in jersey to laugh at literally every state north and south of us that think fancy Italian dining is 'The Olive Garden'. I mean come on, I might as well call Applebee's a Steakhouse then.

  • @drewzergrey8680
    @drewzergrey8680 3 года назад +1

    I love how Florida's the voice of reason

  • @princesstarah2
    @princesstarah2 3 года назад +3

    North Jersey and South Jersey are two completely different states tbh. Central Jersey is just some weird combo of the two.
    On a related note, the best pizza has the best sauce, and there's nothing like sauce made with Jersey tomatoes.

  • @MNeko
    @MNeko 2 года назад

    I feel this in my soul. Was able to give both answers. Family from Jersey City, but I was raised by the shore