Vermont Joins the Table
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Maple syrup, mud season, sugar on snow, UVM, white people, "flatlanders," George Bush, lake monsters, billboards, indecent exposure, and Rut Vegas. What more could you ask for? (Honorable mention: Bernie Sanders and Ben & Jerry's)
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The fact that he asked how many generations when determining whether someone is a real Vermonter shows the man did his research.
Regrettably, I don’t have many generations of Vermont in me. All my grandparents came from out of state, but they raised my parents in Vermont, so would that make me 2nd or 3rd gen?
@@ethans9379 Good question. I would think most of the old timers would say 2nd. I joke that as someone who was the first generation born in the state, my great-great grandchildren will finally be considered true Vermonters.
I was waiting for a how many generations removed joke.
im gunna have to steal that for Nevada. So many Californians...
He did
i just have the image of Vermont straight /chugging/ a bottle of maple syrup now
Have you never heard of maple milk?
It's allot better when it's still warm after boiling.
@@noahgracealexander I literally have chugged a bottle of maple syrup, and I thought I invented maple milk for the longest time.
Ummmmm doesn't everybody
@@fzj8022 *wait people actually do that?*
i mean i would too but 🧍♀️
I do like that New England is finally starting to get more recognition in these videos...although I’ve gone to Vermont on vacation many times in my life and I’ve yet to see a public streaker, I feel like I’m missing out.
😂 it honestly doesn’t happen very often. I’ve lived in VT my whole life and I’ve only seen it twice
@@maryhathaway4242 YOUVE SEEN IT TWICE?
@@lilyatkins6966 yes in Montpelier there used to be a guy who would ride their bike all around naked 😂
I saw a guy sunbathing naked outside my mom’s office in Burlington but that’s about it aside from the Naked Bike Ride at UVM
It’s never the one you want to do it. Trust me. The naked lady on a bike going down past UVM is an image I’ll never get out of my head. **flashback**
Oh my God! You got it so right I am absolutely shocked. I hardly have the words. You even got Rut-Vegas you made RUclips have to write Rut-Vegas. Sir I love you, never change.
No talk about how it’s the only state Capitol without a mcdonalds?
(There is one right down the road. 5 minutes away.)
Yup. It’s better to eat at the Wayside on the Barre-Montpelier Rd anyway.
Genuinely a drive through Vermont I-89 is one of the most beautiful sights ever
I was waiting for VT! Agreed missed opp on Ben and Jerry's and Cabot cheese.
This is making me miss enticement ally. $5 and you can sample Ben & Jerry’s, lake Champlain chocolate, Cabot cheese, cider, and a wine tasting
He did ask for Vermont info. Maybe nobody mentioned Ben and Jerry's
@@pattisharick8191 I just checked the original post where he asked for info. Ben and Jerry's is mentioned multiple times. He's probably saving it for a quick shout-out moment in one of those videos where several states are involved.
This sounds like a conversation between me (a native floridian) and my husband (a native vermonter). Spot on. Haha.
FL - “Can I have some of those air quotes you both keep using? I feel left out...”
“Who do you think I am? Maine?” Absolutely accurate 😂😅
The funny thing is, according to the last census, Vermont is the whitest state in the Union. Maine comes in at #2.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Americans
Ah yes, the scenic Florida Billboards.
Nothing like seeing the ads from Idiocracy in real life.
Lol he does a pretty good job of hitting all the Vermont points lol
Other than the utter joy of Cremees
I finally saw this video, now Vermont's comment on walking in on us changing makes sense.
As a person who was Born in Burlington Vermont and lives in South West New Hampshire love the references all of them!
As a Vermonter. Yep!
You really said lets shatter the fourth wall
As a Connecticut resident, I can assure you that everyone does need a syrup dealer.
Can confirm (as a Vermonter) this video is super accurate. The dropping t's thing was my favorite part of the vid.
"Flatlander?" Haha that's big talk from a state that calls hills "Mountains".
Rockies 70-isjh million years old 14k ft at highest. Green Mountains 400-ish million years old 4k feet at highest. Not the Rockies, yet hardly hills.
Oh my god I love this!!! I was born and raised in Rutland Vermont… and didn’t move far lol now live in Clarendon VT. But this was soo good! Love your videos!!
Thanks!
"But how are you supposed to remember that a heartbeat starts after 18 days?!"
**Cries in Texan**
I'm calling the season when it's snow melting. Mud season now. Thank you for the new season. Also this sounds like you're talking to Canada 😂
As soon as I went on ,immediately saw this video. LOVED EVERY BIT OF IT (especially about Rut-Vegas since I was born and still live there) From a true Vermonter, 100% accurate. Have an amazing day from the state everyone thinks is a part of Canada :)
I'm going to UVM this fall and I'm cracking up. Nebraskan here!
"Oh, sure Bud." Classic.
Dude it's still so impressive that this is all ONE GUY. I forget sometimes
I went out and bought a new hat the other day that describes Vermont perfectly, “What happens in Vermont, stays in Vermont, but nothing ever really happens.”
Michigan has 5 lake monsters.
Bessie, Michibeichu, Pressie, Saginaw Bay Saggy, and the Nain Rouge Specter
Never heard someone be called a flalander before, but I’ve heard mass holes on muliple occasions
i cant wait for when mississippi and/or missouri join the table
Dude. Spot on the Florida billboards!! So true.
omfg I've never heard it called rut-vegas but that's so goddamn accurate
Vermont: “Everyone needs a good syrup dealer”
As a Vermonter I can confirm this Is true I have a main syrup dealer and a backup incase any thing happens to my main one.
Accurate but id like to say we are also extreme proud of are cheddar cheese wbesids that pretty acurate and funny good job
How do you only have 120k followers???? You should have millions!!!
As someone who graduated public school in Rutland many moons ago...yeah Rut Vegas is the best term xD. Its why I now live up in the Northeast Kingdom region. So much better :p
This is too good - love a Vermonter
This is what Fridays are for
gotta love a 4th wall break
I used to live in Rut Vegas hahaha
"who do you think I am, Maine?" Hahaha Jesus jumped up christ.
Omg finally!!
Hahahahahhahahaha omg this was perfect 👌
Nice! Makes me miss 802
lol why is he making us sound like we're from Minnesota tho
as a Floridian I also thought university of ver-mont
As a person born in New Hampshire I can say I do the thing at 2:43 saying Vermont is upside down New Hampshire
The billboards in Florida are the best, they have more interesting ones than here in Alabama all we have is alexander shunnarah every mile or so.
Would’ve summoned Kansas with the flat land thing
Im born and raised in vermont love the videos always quality! you forgot to include old man sanders and we are basically a small canada with gun rights
PA just made all adults eligible starting the 19th, too!
The Latino/Latinx discourse was gold and Florida’s upset at Vermont’s indecision on its river creature LOL.
I can't tell you how many classes and field trips I had in elementary school about sugaring. I live in Utah now and loathe Vermont, but I am still very loyal to maple.
Also once at church we had a pancake dinner and someone brought STORMING FAKE MAPLE. AT A CHURCH. I was outraged. If I ever learn who did that...
Pretty ironic Vermont doesn't even produce that much maple syrup compared to Québec
Great fourth wall break 🙌
You nailed so much
Honestly, about ten years ago someone in Rutland (allegedly) willingly let their pet python escape and it was found frozen to death behind a crappy cinema building by a junkie, and if that's not the best description of Rutland, VT ever, I don't know what is.
As a Vermonter this is accurate
Vermon
Win'er
I don't pronounce the T
Everything else is accurate
Fun fact we Vermonters have our own maple syrup
Don't be silly, you can only get it from Quebec😆
@@reginabillotti no we have our own trees in Vermont that make the maple and we make syrup
I don't know enough about Vermont to say if this video was accurate or not, but it was enjoyable.
It's pretty damn close.
Hello fellow Vermonters
"no college is poison" what he said
As a NH resident all my life. This is 100% accurate about Vermont. They are boring and always say the have the best maple syrup.
Just found out Vermont existed
I feel like you havent been to vermont much... and where is that accent from?
100% accurate
As a Kansan I am offended.
We are the flattest state.
Lol, this Vermonter says you nailed Vermont (the 802). Lol
I’m sorry-
*HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BROKEN THE 4th WALL-*
Actually some one from Vermont, it’s rutghanistan
Oh and mud season is the season between “winter” and “still winter”
These facts are true for Vermonters. Fun fact, Vermont used to be a part of New York. Another fun fact, IN 1950, a little town separated itself from Burlington. That town was known as SOUTH BURLINGTON.
actually NY thought it was apart of NY, and we showed them that - no...no its not.
@@mattcorey2784 you damn right bud.
Am from Vermont.....this is correct for about 96% accurate
As a Vermonter,
Yes this is 100% correct. Also fun fact: Vermont won that case against McDonald’s because we have a law that requires all products advertised as ‘Maple’ to be used with real maple syrup 😂
Heck yeah.
Can confirm, being a Rut-Vegas resident I remember there being a court case, and we won lol.
Glottal stop baby
@@michellericketts8538 egh rut vegas
I cant complain Springfields getting that bad too
@@demonwaker22 yep we're infamous smdh,lmao...
Thanks!
I am surprised Vemont didn't tell Florida that the Green Mountain State has some of the loosest gun laws in the country. Wait FL would just ask for homicides, VT would say they have none and FL would ask "How do you make guns Boring?"
As the saying goes, "An armed society is a polite society".
@@genericusername7959 Except Texas disproves that saying. As does the UK.
I was coming to comment that lol. Though our homicide rate is very low, sucide rates are pretty high. The lack of sunshine or human contact for 9 months a year might have something to do with that. Plus 6 month waitlists for psychiatrists
@@123penrose dang no wonder VT is willing to pay so much for healthcare professionals
@@123penrose 20th highest suicide rate in the country. per capita. Our homicide rate is so low though that our gun violence stats are some of the lowest in the country, even though we have more guns than people.
[Blinks in Midwest Confusion]
“You can BE naked, but you just can’t ACT like it.”
HOW does one “Act naked!?” Is it one of those things where you know it when you see it?
OMG AM I DOING IT RIGHT NOW!?
Now I am from Ohio so my interpretation might be incorrect but what I think that means don’t go shaking your wing wang at other people
@@xymorm No wang shaking. Check.
@@xymorm lol I was thinking that. No twerking either.
Its super true though. At UVM every end of semester theres a thing called Naked Bike Ride where everyone just runs around campus naked cause ya know... groovy uv
@@xymorm my twiddly-doo tends to be tucked away, but I worry about my bazoombas. Do I just not point them at people and sort of let them do their own thing, orrr?
The Vermont not pronouncing t’s part is very accurate.
It's our accen.
Vermon has a t?
@@erinbovat but you dont say it
Yes Julian, that was the joke
yep lol
As a Vermonter, I'm really sad he didn't mention "Mass-Holes" when he was talking about flatlanders.
I thought the vitoil aimed at them was mostly from New Hampshirites, because their invading along their shared border?
If Vermont ever makes another appearance in sure it'll turn up.
We also share a border with Mass
You say mass-hole I say ass-hole
Or the Quebecers
"How did you make public nudity boring?"
That's the best question I've heard from Florida so far.
I’ve never clicked on a video so quickly. From one Vermonter to y’all, have a great day
Same here!
Hey neighbor (from New Hampshire) why y’all sound like such a boring state ?
@@lost_neverland at least we are not a bunch of bathsalt junkies.
@@Chris-sv7xq ya know that wasn’t ment in a bad way but pretty sure u mean Florida and if u mean is where did you get this statistic
Goto Claremont...lol shit is rampant
As someone who is from Vermont this was great. I go to school near rutland and I was very surprised that Rut Vagas would be mentioned. When I think of what others think of Vermont, I was definitely thinking Ben and jerry's Icecream, Bernie Sander. But even without them great. Going off on flatlanders, leaf peepers is another term we use when tourist some to Vermont to see the leaves when they are changing color. But the whole we don't say our t's is 100% accurate. Thank you for the representation.
They really should have touched on all four seasons of Vermont: Foliage (full of leaf peepers), Stick Season, Mud Season, & Road Work
@@GregSchoppe oh I've heard that one before 😂 my mom's a Vermonter and she always says that.
I live in Rutland, and i was more shocked than ever when he said Rut Vegas
@@meghanrussell1958 right? I've never heard of anyone outside of vt calling it rutvegas lmao
I'm just outside town in Clarendon and it surprised me.
"Have you seen sugar on snow?"
"Have you seen Scarface?"
*Chef's kiss*
The funniest part is the high rate of drug use in Vermont means that Florida wasn’t wrong
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
As someone who has lived in Vermont their whole life, I feel extremely called out. I was laughing so hard it hurt omgg. X3
Now I’m curious how Vermont will react to New Hampshire
I'm from Vermont, my brother is from New Hampshire (his mom is my stepmom) and he now lives in VT with us. But trust me, the majority of my family makes fun of New Hampshire for looking like an upside down Vermont and my brother would always say that Vermont is upside down New Hampshire, so uhhhh...
Yeah its a vermonter thing, most people will never understand lmfao
As someone from mass, my favorite thing to do is tell them i call upper new england "New Vermaine". it pisses them off to no end 😌
@@callistified hahahahahaha thats epic
@@callistified I got kinda mad just reading that but it's also fair
As a Vermonter, I appreciated this immensely! Missed Ben & Jerry’s opportunity though.
I stayed in Vermont back from august to October and the lines at Ben and Jerry’s were always ridiculously long. What’s up with that?? Yall actin like it’s thriftcon or sum 😩
And creeemees!
@@breannaledbetter6864 It's the smell of the fresh cones.
@@osmosis_ with sprinkles
@@asatowne5234 ahhh. I don’t really like ice cream so I definitely wasn’t gonna stand in a 30+ min line for something I don’t even like 😩
I seriously thought that Florida calling Vermont New Hampshire would end up calling New Hampshire to this meeting
I thought it would start a fight
@@isabelgrant9893 it should of, thats a massive insult.....
@@karn33333 At least he didn't call us New York.
If I don’t get Rhode Island soon imma make Florida look like a preschool
i petition that every other character sits on a phonebook or something to make rhode island shorter
Oh no RI should go last. We might be too much to handle😂
How are you going to make Florida look like a preschool, when there are probably preschools in Florida the size of your state?
psssh rhode island doesn't exist. the only thing between mass and connecticut is a cheaper alternative to logan airport and some highways
@@callistified Well this would explain why some guy at a Red Sox game actually asked me what ocean Rhode Island was in😳 At first I thought he was joking but no he serious.
As a Vermonter, I can say that I saw my first billboard a few years ago. It was like a person from Florida seeing snow for the first time!
So, Vermont understands the difference between Naked (which is legal) and Nekkid (which isn't) (and which is usually more fun).
You can be naked.... but you just can't touch yourself!
There are two major problems with being Nekkid outside in Vermont. Half the year, it is (well) below 50 degrees F. And the other half has black flies and skeeters.
I’m a native Vermonter and I was today days old when I learned what UVM stands for.
"Vermont" is actually just an abbreviated form of Veridias Montis, the original name of the state.
Also "montagne verte" is green mountain in French, so I also attributed it to something like that, considering our proximity to Quebec. LOL
@@epsilon-eleven nah it has french origin, as Brittany C said
@@epsilon-eleven No, it’s not.
When I lived in NY, I got close to Vermonters and they are very nice and very into syrup. And now I truly hate fake syrup and have to spend the extra $$$ for the real deal. I might also order maple candy sometimes. You ruined me Vermont 😆
You're welcome
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No problem!
Very Welcome :)
You’re welcome!
You actually mentioned Champ! I got so excited that you used that. 😂😂
My country: (has very little snow)
Vermont: (is visibly confused)
We understand that some flatlanders live in cat boxes, we just don't understand WHY.
I legit paused when I head 'RutVegas' Im just waiting for another part where they have a New England council and Vermont goes off on Mass "Listen here you Masshole"
Yes!!!!
Omg I use Masshole all the time as a Vermonter 🤣
I am from Vermont and in my freshman year of high school we literally had two weeks talking about how maple syrup works and how whether affects it. In the end we had real maple syrup to take “shots” of and we’re told that pickles and maple syrup was an excellent combination.
Grew up in Vermont and in elementary school we would have a big field trip to a local farm where they had a sugar shack and rhey would teach us how it was made
in my freshman year now and we are doing something like that too
So you can be naked, but you cant act like youre flashing or trying to show off.
Leave the house naked? Thats fine.
Leave thr house clothed then drop your pants? Nope
As a Vermonter (or vermon’er lol) I laughed way to hard at this. I also moved to Rutland 8 years ago and yeah………it sucks. We also call soft serve ice cream cremies
As a canadian I have decided to adopt Vermont it has joined Alaska in being actually parts of canada
There's a billboard here in Bradenton with a man knelt down with his head in his hands and it just says SURRENDER TO JESUS. The one before it had a close-up of beautiful baby's face and it said "I Had Eyes". Florida billboards are somethin else
facts though! it's like that one near 75 and 10 that has the seal and the baby on it right in front of a trailer park. Classy Florida.
Florida billboards look like they were pulled right out of Judge Dredd or something.
ABORTION ON DEMAND FOREVER!!!!
Oh my gosh, the fourth wall breaks at the end SENT ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I never heard of that
Same
Just casually breaks the four wall more than once