American Dad - I'm calling from my history class

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • Season 08, episode 09: The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari

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  • @doctorquack-pot4214
    @doctorquack-pot4214 3 года назад +15207

    He was on the BRINK of killing himself, Stan simply motivated him.

    • @JaytheRookie
      @JaytheRookie 3 года назад +466

      I liked this and scrolled past it. *THEN I GOT THE JOKE*

    • @zanthyr6525
      @zanthyr6525 3 года назад +221

      Its funny because Brink is my last name and I plan to be a teacher

    • @DaeDaeDotNet
      @DaeDaeDotNet 3 года назад +68

      Just the push he needed

    • @blackdemonknight
      @blackdemonknight 3 года назад +40

      It's okay he is still alive apperently

    • @doctorquack-pot4214
      @doctorquack-pot4214 3 года назад +19

      @@blackdemonknight Damn

  • @nerdburger234
    @nerdburger234 3 года назад +14857

    The look on Steve’s face makes this better...Like he’s had to deal with this crap before...

    • @jackmist
      @jackmist 3 года назад +374

      He lives with the guy sooooo.

    • @nunya2587
      @nunya2587 3 года назад +540

      That's the point of the episode. He interviews stan for his report on the phone but he just goes on these long tangents giving way too much info.

    • @justjokinntokin5474
      @justjokinntokin5474 3 года назад +99

      0:44
      Steves face says it all 😂💀⚰

    • @conntoons_4848
      @conntoons_4848 3 года назад +102

      I'm not gonna lie, it kinda reminds me of Rick and Morty. Morty is so used to Rick that almost nothing surprises him anymore

    • @shirogane5972
      @shirogane5972 3 года назад +32

      He has this entire episode

  • @KyoMoonkake
    @KyoMoonkake 4 года назад +9825

    I lost count on how many times i replayed this.

    • @dresdi
      @dresdi 4 года назад +65

      It's fucking hilarious lmao

    • @bxd_intxntixn4377
      @bxd_intxntixn4377 4 года назад +11

      Me too

    • @ghg436
      @ghg436 3 года назад +4

      once?

    • @derbyjr
      @derbyjr 3 года назад +28

      Yo, you good bro?

    • @brodylake7658
      @brodylake7658 3 года назад +5

      It’s somewhere between 1 and 200,000 times

  • @brandonadrien3476
    @brandonadrien3476 3 года назад +2483

    Stan went from "Good Morning USA" to "This is America" real quick

    • @Gaby-fb7gh
      @Gaby-fb7gh Год назад +25

      😂 pretty much.

    • @joshanonline
      @joshanonline Год назад +40

      And getting increasingly worse. Nukes used to be scary, but now I feel relief they are coming. Going out accompanied is the best 😊

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Год назад

      Didn’t used to be, was pretty great until the late 90’s.
      Bush did 9/11

    • @Sus_pumpkin
      @Sus_pumpkin 3 месяца назад +7

      @@joshanonlineI hope your ok now😊

    • @BenjaminSaragosa
      @BenjaminSaragosa 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Sus_pumpkinno, but he doesn't have to be either.

  • @senseisharktv7380
    @senseisharktv7380 3 года назад +2567

    The writing on American dad never fails to intrigue me.

    • @superstarultra28
      @superstarultra28 2 года назад +143

      It's way better than FG writing.

    • @BCHolbrook
      @BCHolbrook 2 года назад +27

      @@superstarultra28 Agreed.

    • @MamadNobari
      @MamadNobari Год назад +7

      @familyguycomps disagreed

    • @aegis6485
      @aegis6485 Год назад +6

      ​@Family Guy Full Free Episodes 1080p I disagree with your disagreement.

    • @Earlierfour
      @Earlierfour Год назад +3

      What episo#s th

  • @furiousfinch1587
    @furiousfinch1587 4 года назад +12297

    So what you're telling me is...
    Stan: Good morning, USAaaaaaa! *reality hits* Oh...

    • @DaveMiller6042
      @DaveMiller6042 4 года назад +272

      Haha. That's true.

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 3 года назад +308

      That’s a missed opportunity right there for this episode...

    • @mervynlarrier9424
      @mervynlarrier9424 3 года назад +142

      why do you think he needs to sing the song? lmao

    • @astein1187
      @astein1187 3 года назад +63

      dang that realization got me messed up. It's still my favorite show of the three though

    • @sovereign4535
      @sovereign4535 3 года назад +108

      He sings the song to fight his never-ending suicidal depression.

  • @knoxbox1212
    @knoxbox1212 4 года назад +6524

    "Diarrhea more often than not" 😂🤣😂🤣 that ish gets me every time lol

    • @qwertyqwertovich4912
      @qwertyqwertovich4912 3 года назад +72

      Man, that's funny when you don't live like that. Oh wait, I live like that and that's still funny

    • @DarkKingsKing
      @DarkKingsKing 3 года назад +38

      @@qwertyqwertovich4912 So you're just constantly painting the toilet brown and hysterically laughing? Huh. That IS pretty funny.

    • @qwertyqwertovich4912
      @qwertyqwertovich4912 3 года назад +21

      @@DarkKingsKing You dont say :D Actually I just need to improve my eating habbits and cooking skills ;c

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 3 года назад +19

      My diet is 30% capsaicin.

    • @flyingpastakitty
      @flyingpastakitty 3 года назад +16

      Lol IBS can be a b**** sometimes! 😂😂😂

  • @SniperKing-O
    @SniperKing-O 3 года назад +1296

    The fact that Steve puts up with that every day should really grant him a lot of respect from his classmates.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Год назад +31

      School children only respect nastiness of character, Steve is somewhat meek so that will forever make him a target

    • @Magnet_Chaos
      @Magnet_Chaos 11 месяцев назад +15

      He thing is that is not every day. Stan is ONLY like this trought the phone.
      So he is normal when Steve talks to him in person. The issue there is that Stan doesn't talk about his life in person so Steve can't interview him unless is trought the phone.

    • @zenketski
      @zenketski 11 месяцев назад +6

      Sir this is a comedy. Nerd characters don't get respect.

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 5 месяцев назад +1

      what country do you think he goes to school in? Thats just another reason hed be made fun of. Dads in the CIA and yet hes such a baby

  • @thejman3489
    @thejman3489 3 года назад +921

    I didn't know teachers had the authority to dismiss life

    • @nessiev2373
      @nessiev2373 3 года назад +115

      "the grim reaper doesnt dismiss you i do"

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 3 года назад +23

      Ryuk: interesting

    • @calebcarmichael2257
      @calebcarmichael2257 Год назад +4

      They wish.

    • @Earlierfour
      @Earlierfour Год назад

      What's the episode

    • @aHumanBeing97
      @aHumanBeing97 Год назад +1

      @@Earlierfour S08E09
      You should try reading the description sometimes. More often than not whatever you’re looking for is found right there.

  • @CringeGamingOG
    @CringeGamingOG Год назад +361

    The transition between “who was the first president?” To immediately talking about killings himself is perfect. It’s too good man, TOO GOOD!

  • @meow2492
    @meow2492 3 года назад +3605

    0:23 “alright mr.brink here we go.” He sounds like he’s done this before lmao

    • @MrSeniorwaffles
      @MrSeniorwaffles 3 года назад +233

      He has, the whole plot is him just trying to ask Stan questions for his history class and everytime he does he just goes off about stuff that's way too personal

    • @ariejohnson1944
      @ariejohnson1944 3 года назад +7

      @@MrSeniorwaffles I doubt that

    • @logicphile6207
      @logicphile6207 3 года назад +76

      @@ariejohnson1944 It's not like this is some known unknown. The episode is available to watch. You watched a clip wherein what SeniorWaffles described what happened perfectly. What more do you want?

    • @ariejohnson1944
      @ariejohnson1944 3 года назад

      @@logicphile6207 liar I saw the episodes

    • @logicphile6207
      @logicphile6207 3 года назад +25

      @@ariejohnson1944 And what happened, in your view?

  • @OvertheHedge06
    @OvertheHedge06 3 года назад +4724

    "I don't know if there's an afterlife."
    So he just admitted that he questions God even though he's living in his personal Heaven.

    • @HyperChara
      @HyperChara 3 года назад +353

      And point a heaven gun at God's head. And had an atheist friend comeback to life after that friend met the devil. And met his Gaurdian Angel, finding out that he in a _"Wonder life"_ Christmas lesson and this isn't his real family. And made a deal with the Devil to revive him and his wife in exchange for going to Hell after dying the next time (He plans on training for Ninja Warrior course in Hell to get to Heaven) We don't think about continuity here.

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 3 года назад +236

      I hate when a show doesn't have any sense of continuity. I get that they're making a joke, but said joke ignores a major piece of character development for Stan, namely that he has personally interacted with angels, God and other supernatural forces.

    • @goodolrainbowpet
      @goodolrainbowpet 3 года назад +87

      he isnt... think of that episode like simpsons treehouse of horrors... its not cannon... and i dont know when this episode aired but tbere was an experience he had where he killed himself and francine and went to heaven and sold his soul to the devil

    • @robertmartin8907
      @robertmartin8907 3 года назад +105

      @Jack Marsden Brian's met Jesus before and he is still an atheist. They even. Brought up the fact that he has met Jesus when talking about his atheism.

    • @rainmaker5199
      @rainmaker5199 3 года назад +41

      @@Garrus1995 Eh the shows on a floating timeline, character development outside of things like cast changes doesn't really occur. If it did Steve would've graduated after season 4. It really only exists within the confines of the episode or two part episode if that.

  • @fiddlerontheroof4099
    @fiddlerontheroof4099 4 года назад +6194

    My favorite part of this honestly, was seeing the horrified looks on the students' faces 🤦‍♂️😂 idk why, either

    • @owenb8636
      @owenb8636 3 года назад +106

      Hearing what their future has in store for them

    • @WannabeWryter
      @WannabeWryter 3 года назад +41

      And the squishy noise in the end there as he most likely hits the payment.

    • @redes9529
      @redes9529 3 года назад +7

      @@WannabeWryter most likely

    • @reinaemiya
      @reinaemiya 3 года назад +5

      @@redes9529 did you see him hitting the pavement

    • @redes9529
      @redes9529 3 года назад +8

      @@reinaemiya your right he stopped mid fall

  • @TheMulToyVerse
    @TheMulToyVerse 3 года назад +5120

    Most realistic thing: middle-age including anxiety, disappointment... and diarrhea more often than not...
    Least realistic thing: 16 students in a public high school class

    • @rattles8789
      @rattles8789 3 года назад +293

      That and all the students are present

    • @alejandrobotero8725
      @alejandrobotero8725 3 года назад +232

      Be more like 38-42 in a class, 25-30 regulars. The rest on some random rotation of in and out days....but I'm old like that

    • @Wolfbane1677
      @Wolfbane1677 3 года назад +36

      I don't know I had less then 40 in my whole senior class, and had less going to the same class at the same time hell my biggest class was weights but that was just because the whole football team had to take it. But then again I did go to a small public school for that had to take kids from three small towns just so each teacher could at least get 10 students each.

    • @dwinters6291
      @dwinters6291 3 года назад +8

      Try a class with 100 students...

    • @dwinters6291
      @dwinters6291 3 года назад +8

      And only 10 of them are guys

  • @furionmax7824
    @furionmax7824 3 года назад +1882

    Teacher: steve, I think you're just trying to get out of this assignment.
    Steve: game on bitch. You wanna hear what I gotta deal with? Fine by me!

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 года назад +61

      Teacher: he’s right, Life dismissed

    • @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950
      @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950 2 года назад +10

      Legendary comment rigth thare XD

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 2 года назад +5

      Pretty much!

    • @abigails4088
      @abigails4088 Год назад +5

      had something like that once... teacher even gave me detention for 3 days over it. day 1, I sat there are glared at the chalkboard for the whole period without doing anything else of substance. detention teacher asked me to explain what was bothering me about being there... she agreed with me and overruled him, cancelling the rest of my detention.
      > Yeah, when a smart person tells you "I didn't actually LEARN anything new" during a lesson, it's not a criticism of your lesson plan or competency as a teacher, it's just a simple statement of fact. I already knew every single thing in the material.

    • @Celestial_Wing
      @Celestial_Wing Год назад +4

      Always satisfying seeing a know it all teacher get set straight.

  • @cultimagination
    @cultimagination 3 года назад +12622

    Steve: "hey dad who was president when you were born"
    Stan: *proceeds to talk about suicide and death* EDIT: its litterly been a year stop commenting on my post ANOTHER EDIT: ...i did that to myself

    • @primeapocalypse6291
      @primeapocalypse6291 3 года назад +291

      Me when my kids ask about Donald Trump and his cult

    • @romanplays1
      @romanplays1 3 года назад +181

      @@primeapocalypse6291 i assume you haven't been to twitter these last few months?

    • @Ravenleaf182
      @Ravenleaf182 3 года назад +54

      must've been Kennedy

    • @timothyness6695
      @timothyness6695 3 года назад +101

      @@primeapocalypse6291 ok ya brainwashed sheep

    • @JcBravo8
      @JcBravo8 3 года назад +13

      @@Ravenleaf182 I was about to make the same post lol.

  • @TheRealSparkplugTheFox
    @TheRealSparkplugTheFox 4 года назад +706

    0:23 I love the moment of 'oh you want to play like that Mr. Brink? Game on.' from Steve

    • @MrChaoticreign
      @MrChaoticreign 3 года назад +17

      Steve: are we doing this now? Oh we are doing this, let's fucking Gooooood teach!

  • @iceydicey77
    @iceydicey77 3 года назад +584

    Seth green: Makes script on suicidal speech
    Me: No no hes got a point

    • @thephoenixxm4160
      @thephoenixxm4160 3 года назад +27

      *Seth MacFarlane
      not Seth Green.

    • @averymichaels2087
      @averymichaels2087 3 года назад +15

      Seth, actually isn't the creative mind or writer for this show. He's really just a voice actor who's friends with Matt Weitzman & Mike Barker that gave him co creator credit & an executive producer nod to push FOX to greenlight the show. Seth doesn't write or come up with storylines for American Dad as everyone thinks he does. That's Family Guy, where Seth has WAY MORE say over.

    • @lordpsi99
      @lordpsi99 3 года назад +6

      @@averymichaels2087 This comes from a guy with the same first name as Avery Bullock. Checks out.

    • @animefan2454
      @animefan2454 3 года назад +2

      @@averymichaels2087 don't think anymore since family guy is trash

    • @commanderfiendfyre4095
      @commanderfiendfyre4095 2 года назад +4

      @@animefan2454 Not really, the Waxed stairs gag was side-splitting!

  • @geegarcia7858
    @geegarcia7858 2 года назад +453

    The part about the first 5 seconds when he wakes up being his only happy time, that shit was waaaaaay too real lol.

    • @LennyQUMFIF
      @LennyQUMFIF Год назад +24

      So it's pretty much when he says "Good Morning, USA" after he says that he remembers

    • @PipeGuy64Bit
      @PipeGuy64Bit Год назад +13

      @@LennyQUMFIF Stan smiling through the rest of the intro is just a mask he puts on

    • @Allen667sjja
      @Allen667sjja Год назад +5

      Unfortunately, that or alcohol

    • @squallstopher608
      @squallstopher608 Год назад +7

      Even the first 5 seconds suck, as I fumble for my alarm...

    • @Berserker3624
      @Berserker3624 Год назад +5

      Sorry dude I kinda know how that feels and I honestly feel like if there’s not a change I’m gonna end exactly like stan expect, I doubt I’ll have wife or home

  • @theshlauf
    @theshlauf 3 года назад +3613

    I just noticed Barry has no desk in this scene. Is he actually part of Steve's history class or did he just show up to rant about his dad?

    • @Joseph_Drew_III
      @Joseph_Drew_III 3 года назад +528

      The best part is that Barry’s personality doesn’t give us any idea to the answer.

    • @LiveHedgehog
      @LiveHedgehog 3 года назад +276

      He was on the front row with Snot, Steve, and Toshi. They didn't show the first row at all when they scrolled across the classroom.

    • @jackieg340
      @jackieg340 3 года назад +43

      I think Barry was shown in the class with them that time Steve failed the history test. I forget the exact episode though

    • @michaelscott3174
      @michaelscott3174 2 года назад +71

      There's literally an empty desk in the very first shot. Shut up.

    • @dinglepringle1380
      @dinglepringle1380 2 года назад +2

      Less than 5 seconds in, you see Barry’s empty desk. Did you even watch the video before saying dumb shit?

  • @markparkinson6947
    @markparkinson6947 3 года назад +798

    Plot twist: Steve actually faked the phone call. It was a recording.

    • @FEARSWTOR
      @FEARSWTOR 3 года назад +67

      Stan must have attended the same Secret Agent Elaborate Voicemail Hoax class that Archer did

    • @markparkinson6947
      @markparkinson6947 3 года назад +8

      @@FEARSWTOR Yes, he must have, at some point. 😂

    • @michaelterrell5061
      @michaelterrell5061 3 года назад +5

      @@FEARSWTOR yay someone who watches that show.

    • @bustergundo516
      @bustergundo516 3 года назад +5

      @@FEARSWTOR yes I was thinking that same thing.

    • @jamesglamstar6946
      @jamesglamstar6946 3 года назад +5

      Velius well he has theResources

  • @joshuagross3151
    @joshuagross3151 3 года назад +292

    His last name was _"Brink."_ That should've been a hint.

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 5 месяцев назад +2

      an extreme edge of land before a steep or vertical slope....seems like the name came after the joke did, just worked backwards.

  • @darthlazurus4382
    @darthlazurus4382 3 года назад +425

    My own opinion is that Stan was lying each time. He just didn't want Steve calling him.

    • @SnekOil
      @SnekOil 3 года назад +23

      Good theory

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 3 года назад +5

      Or that was their plan

    • @Ezmoney1300
      @Ezmoney1300 3 года назад +8

      Sound bout Stan

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 3 года назад +25

      I mean, Stan has been known to troll his family before so it wouldn't surprise me.

    • @sikujacob4556
      @sikujacob4556 3 года назад +9

      If you've seen this whole episode, Stan does this every time Steve asked him for help with his assignment. All in all, Stan is a bigger jackass than Brian Griffin.

  • @Roronoa79
    @Roronoa79 6 месяцев назад +19

    "And that's why my dad didn't go to his dad's funeral, and why I won't go to my dad's funeral!"

  • @spectraphantom5870
    @spectraphantom5870 3 года назад +135

    The best thing about this is Steve’s emotions
    He was at first nervous and didn’t know how to say anything
    But when Mr Brink called him out he was like, “Okay game on”

  • @bigwingedkuriboh
    @bigwingedkuriboh 3 года назад +202

    This feels like an Archer practical elaborate voicemail

    • @Laserbeak316
      @Laserbeak316 3 года назад +25

      Had the call ended with a gunshot and then “Hahaha! Elaborate voicemail hoax!” Then it would be funny.

  • @TheCommenterDragon
    @TheCommenterDragon 3 года назад +256

    The looks on everyones faces when Stan talked, some were shocked and others were terrified in fact it's amazing that everyone in that classroom didn't try to kill themselves.

  • @blueberrymcphuckerson9821
    @blueberrymcphuckerson9821 Год назад +23

    00:41 Someone's who has gone through depression wrote that line, lol. When you're depressed, that few seconds of confusion and forgetfulness right after waking up is the highlight of your whole day.

  • @FirstNameLastName1162AD
    @FirstNameLastName1162AD 3 года назад +130

    Stan: *Meets God multiple times*
    Stan: I don’t know if there’s an afterlife

    • @YuudaiGH
      @YuudaiGH 2 года назад +7

      OMG your right. I never thought of that.

  • @calamitywayblight4752
    @calamitywayblight4752 2 года назад +76

    The fact that they didn't just add a thud for the teacher's body hitting the ground, but they also added a splatter sound effect, implying a copious amount of blood is both deeply disturbing but also an incredible display of attention to detail 😰😰

    • @mr.sausage7716
      @mr.sausage7716 Год назад

      Gay theory how many gallons of cum can stan squirt with the size balls hes got

  • @maciek8159
    @maciek8159 Год назад +62

    I relate so much to the part about how he wakes up and he's happy for only a few short fleeting seconds until he remembers all his worries. The past fourteen years of my life have been that an it will never change. I've almost come to not only believe that but also accept it.

    • @Snappishbench12
      @Snappishbench12 Год назад +3

      Ok

    • @davestarharris2011
      @davestarharris2011 7 месяцев назад +1

      I wish nothing but peace for you

    • @JDrocks4ever
      @JDrocks4ever 17 дней назад

      Well… I hear the Netherlands have legalized euthanasia if it ever becomes too unbearable. I don’t care about the American cult of positivity. Putting on a fake mask everyday

  • @renroxhrd
    @renroxhrd 3 года назад +306

    How I felt when I was suicidal like a year ago. Don't kill yourself people, you do matter and there's purpose and people who love you. It took me forever to realize that

    • @cheatbluevii9123
      @cheatbluevii9123 3 года назад +15

      Cliché...

    • @UltimateAnimeGamer
      @UltimateAnimeGamer 3 года назад +6

      Totally agree, man. Life is never worth throwing away. Reach out for help if you or anyone you know feel that way.

    • @Jackietubepro
      @Jackietubepro 3 года назад +12

      @@cheatbluevii9123 ...

    • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
      @bonefetcherbrimley7740 3 года назад +5

      I hope you are doing better these days Peach.

    • @renroxhrd
      @renroxhrd 3 года назад +3

      @@bonefetcherbrimley7740 thanks I am

  • @user19718
    @user19718 2 месяца назад +4

    This is probably one of my favorite scenes in American Dad, steves face gives it all

  • @iamnerd223
    @iamnerd223 3 года назад +50

    Ok end results aside, big thumbs up to Steve for standing up to his teacher calling him out like that.

  • @vigi1antvort3x41
    @vigi1antvort3x41 3 года назад +33

    I love how everyone is moved by Stan while Steve acts like it's Tuesday.

  • @ZoeyCult
    @ZoeyCult 3 года назад +322

    I want to know why barry wont go to his dad's funeral

    • @billybob2388
      @billybob2388 3 года назад +115

      maybe you should stop sleeping in class and pay attention to your classmate's reports

    • @iimiofthekaii
      @iimiofthekaii 3 года назад +37

      @@billybob2388 and this is where you get the "Best possible way to reply" achievement

    • @KaiKrimson56
      @KaiKrimson56 3 года назад +7

      I think maybe it's because the drive to the funeral would be too much like the Indie Movie episode for him.

    • @phantomlordthehiddenbeast9182
      @phantomlordthehiddenbeast9182 3 года назад +2

      @@KaiKrimson56 nah barry was more angry then sad during his report

    • @tennatenna3865
      @tennatenna3865 3 года назад +1

      If I remember right, Barry hinted in a different episode that he was abused by his uncle, that may have been what it was, either that or it was a throw away joke.
      Edit: I say this at the risk of being r/wooooshed

  • @SCARFACEPHOENIX
    @SCARFACEPHOENIX 5 лет назад +1002

    thats really disturbing it looks like seth mcfarlane is describing his real life is actually like and that is shit

    • @bufan7177
      @bufan7177 4 года назад +37

      How can seth want to kill himself when he is so rich, famous and talented in singing and voice acting?

    • @WarriorsfanDubnation
      @WarriorsfanDubnation 4 года назад +51

      Bu Fan because life is pointless, that’s why.

    • @liamroberts1458
      @liamroberts1458 3 года назад +159

      @@WarriorsfanDubnation No, it's because depression can affect everyone. It doesn't matter if your life is fantastic, when you're in that dark pit, it's nigh-impossible to crawl out, but it *can* be done.

    • @timmytatoe4248
      @timmytatoe4248 3 года назад +52

      @@bufan7177 I used to wonder the same thing about Kurt Cobain. That was before I dealt with depression myself. It fucks everyone up that it passes, some worse than others.

    • @Ry_TSG
      @Ry_TSG 3 года назад +6

      @@liamroberts1458 Who the fuck gave rich and successful people the right to be depressed? They have piles of money, can do whatever, whenever, and if they don't like what they do each day then they can easily afford to do literally anything else that is more meaningful. Any rich person who is depressed is a fucking pussy

  • @shadowgodfray
    @shadowgodfray 3 года назад +122

    0:54
    Stan: I don't know if there an afterlife
    me: dude, you have been their several times.

    • @lordpsi99
      @lordpsi99 3 года назад +5

      Remember the Anti-Christ who could swim in land? xD

    • @OTDinosaurScrubs
      @OTDinosaurScrubs 2 года назад +3

      He probably just thinks they’re dreams or something

    • @JunoCommando
      @JunoCommando 26 дней назад

      @@OTDinosaurScrubs and he refuses to talk about those during the daytime!

  • @RoseRose-fk7ni
    @RoseRose-fk7ni 3 года назад +59

    always a great moment when steve is underhandedly confident

  • @Lelouchxzero1
    @Lelouchxzero1 3 года назад +43

    So it was during the Kennedy assassination. That's Stan's answer

  • @austinmorrison6953
    @austinmorrison6953 3 года назад +36

    “I gotta feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day!”
    Ok

  • @tonyathreadgill6252
    @tonyathreadgill6252 4 года назад +1689

    This is how I feel most times. Adult hood sucks people!

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 4 года назад +37

      That's why use my oculus headset as much as I can It's so I can feel free

    • @anthonybeam8003
      @anthonybeam8003 4 года назад +51

      Video games and Dr.Pepper drown out the bad thoughts for me

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 3 года назад +13

      @@anthonybeam8003 vr is a bit more then a game it's promise that you can oneday emulate real life so well that you might be able to have a new one it's even used in therapy for prisoners and in retirement homes for the elderly

    • @kenthuang436
      @kenthuang436 3 года назад +26

      My adulthood isn’t that bad. It’s better than being in high school.

    • @jamespaguip5913
      @jamespaguip5913 3 года назад +20

      @@kenthuang436 same here being adult is much better than being in high school.

  • @whYLiE09
    @whYLiE09 3 года назад +57

    -Hi, how's it going
    -This world is imperfect...
    -What?

    • @whYLiE09
      @whYLiE09 3 года назад +3

      @max.adagio 😁

    • @aliasofgray2854
      @aliasofgray2854 3 года назад +7

      -If only I could wipe away the impurities
      -Is everyone else in the class hearing this?
      -And make it as beautiful as the USA!

  • @Dragon66898
    @Dragon66898 3 года назад +24

    I love how Stan doesn’t even listen to what the question is and how the teacher’s eyes widen when he heard what Stan said.

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 5 месяцев назад

      he listened....he just didn't care. can you not tell the difference? are people really getting that...unable to do basic things now?

  • @DarknetDude
    @DarknetDude 5 месяцев назад +7

    I can definitely relate to the five seconds thing.

  • @89Dustdevil
    @89Dustdevil 3 года назад +244

    I'm so glad I'm not like Stan.
    I rarely get diarrhea.

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 3 года назад +6

      Give it time. That was Stan's point.

    • @OTDinosaurScrubs
      @OTDinosaurScrubs 2 года назад +9

      @@yoshidinono8095 dread it, run from it, -destiny- diarrhoea arrives all the same

    • @TheKnoxvicious
      @TheKnoxvicious Год назад +2

      Liar

  • @masoncouch4303
    @masoncouch4303 6 лет назад +165

    Teacher: Steve you're up.

    • @YuudaiGH
      @YuudaiGH 4 года назад +16

      Little did he know he’s life was up

    • @liamroberts1458
      @liamroberts1458 3 года назад +3

      Oh, WOW, no fucking shit! It's almost as if all 1100 and something of us watched the SAME THING. Astronomical!

    • @kyleandrews453
      @kyleandrews453 3 года назад +6

      @@liamroberts1458 dick

    • @myleg4508
      @myleg4508 3 года назад +3

      @@liamroberts1458 tf are you going in about sped

    • @benjaminwertz2379
      @benjaminwertz2379 3 года назад +2

      @@liamroberts1458 look out, we got Einstein over here

  • @joestarlineage5838
    @joestarlineage5838 3 года назад +38

    I just realized his name is Mr.Brink

  • @drewthistlethwaite8909
    @drewthistlethwaite8909 3 года назад +31

    It’s the added wet crunchy splat for me. That extra detail was perf.

  • @razzle2112
    @razzle2112 3 года назад +30

    steve: who was president when you were a kid
    stan: and i took that personally

  • @lydiamccann7943
    @lydiamccann7943 4 года назад +60

    Steve looks so done with this

    • @thebakalord
      @thebakalord 3 года назад +13

      Because of that he’s the only one resistant to Stans mid life crisis rants or to any rant of that.

  • @jaykway2628
    @jaykway2628 3 года назад +13

    "so who was president when you were a kid"
    "Oh I don't know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently" 😂 this 0-100 moment still has me dying everytime

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 Год назад +3

    You could say he, was on the Brink.

  • @manbobdue74
    @manbobdue74 Месяц назад +6

    0:08 why’d this sound like the minecraft grass sound 💀

  • @andrecarter2163
    @andrecarter2163 Год назад +5

    That teacher's face changed when he found out Steve was telling the truth. Some parents are like that teacher's always say let me talk to your parents when they think the student is lying about what there parents said then find out the student was telling the truth

  • @yvettestrickland7141
    @yvettestrickland7141 5 лет назад +159

    Damn Steve you just killed your teacher! Lol

    • @yvettestrickland7141
      @yvettestrickland7141 4 года назад +13

      @Anthony Shedd but Steve had let him the teacher know his excuse

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 года назад +7

      Well not really Steve’s fault more Stan

    • @Frog097
      @Frog097 3 года назад +5

      At least the students got to go home early

    • @TheKrensada
      @TheKrensada 3 года назад +6

      The teacher was the one who killed himself. nobody else made him do that.

    • @1angelicdemon1
      @1angelicdemon1 3 года назад

      No when you are requested to adhere to what you are called to uphold. Yet as leader to your moral obligations as a student of academics of higher learning. To then in turn come up short. Only to be slandered by those in the position of higher authority and expectations from your elders that's quite blissful of your homelife. Upon proper communication skills that are MIA of your own flesh and blood. You cannot expect your upper superiors to show a willingness to understand by your position alone. So with an already damaged reputation from the assumption of said teacher you must bring forth evidence to showcase your authenticity of your word alone. Now that the truth has been told from Stan which is the pun of the joke the truth (so to speak) it reveals that Steve did not bare false witness. Then overdelivered to reveal the insecurities from his teacher by making Stan self project his own life to display the teachers own life. Causing him to jump out of said window. Which steve had no intent of harming. He merely defended himself from being slandered in the first place. So it's not Steve's responsibility for catching teachers jumping out of windows. Besides suicide is not very healthy for you body eat more greens!!!😇 can I have a cookie now?

  • @zerdagdir1988
    @zerdagdir1988 3 года назад +21

    Wtf... Stan just said to the smallest detail what I feel like every day, even that 5 seconds after sleep. I didn't expected my mentality to be in this show

  • @davaughnfrisco1015
    @davaughnfrisco1015 Год назад +15

    That diarrhea line hit me hard😅

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 5 месяцев назад

      thats probably TMI...usually makes people laugh when they also have issues or know people with that issue.

  • @boodle4960
    @boodle4960 Год назад +4

    I was shocked that this was on RUclips!! I watched the episode and didn’t even bother searching for this part. However!!!!! Someone else feels the same as I do!! What a relief. We’re not alone men!! Keep soldering on. There is comfort in community.
    The only difference is, I wake up in a panic. There is NO 5 seconds of peace. Waking up is the worst part of my day. Let’s not give up, but if we do, we do so as bravely as Mr Brink. If ur here it’s because u got a little Brink in u, but I’m with u! Not today brothers, not today. Let’s make it one more day.

    • @ImScaroused
      @ImScaroused 6 месяцев назад

      I hope things are still going well a few months later

  • @butteryfriedwizard2219
    @butteryfriedwizard2219 Год назад +4

    Life Dismissed.

  • @jax8740
    @jax8740 6 месяцев назад +3

    “Oh is that what you think?”

  • @7theconqueror937
    @7theconqueror937 3 года назад +17

    I friggin love the look on Steve's face throughout all of it

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 Год назад +3

    "I don't know if there's an afterlife?"
    Man, you know a guy who's been there.

  • @Roberto577_One
    @Roberto577_One 3 года назад +11

    The synchronized blink at 1:14 gets me every time.

    • @iwantmykidssusan4941
      @iwantmykidssusan4941 28 дней назад

      Golly gee I sure do love that blink. Wish I could see it, RUclips. Whole bunch of shit covering the fucking screen.

  • @marcuslong9761
    @marcuslong9761 Год назад +4

    Watch the teachers eyes go from suspicious to terrified after Stan starts ranting about suicide.

  • @billt8504
    @billt8504 3 года назад +33

    Back in early 1980 my tenth grade history teacher committed suicide. We thought it was great at the time because a) we didn't like him and b) we got a substitute for the rest of the year (who we did like.) It wasn't until around 2005, my early 40's, that it dawned on me that our class might have been the cause of his depression. That and Jimmy Carter had been POTUS for over 3 years at that point and the Iran Hostage Crisis had been going on for a few months.

    • @Lou-nl7el
      @Lou-nl7el 3 года назад +2

      Don't feel too bad, many people make mistakes when they're younger. I also have anxiety about anything to do with Iran and related news and I'm sure being alive at the time of the crisis would have been scary

    • @branrrez4291
      @branrrez4291 3 года назад +6

      Sounds like you killed a man, with the help of dear president Carter of course

    • @kaneconqueror6560
      @kaneconqueror6560 3 года назад +1

      @@branrrez4291 one more and he can have a positive kd ratio

    • @skylarthompson299
      @skylarthompson299 3 года назад +5

      You were a terrible person.

    • @zeked4200
      @zeked4200 3 года назад +2

      Sounds to me like this guy had a lot of other shit going on...it was the 80s, who didn't, right? Maybe you were a factor, but I doubt you were the cause. I mean, if it were *just* his students, he could have got a new job...or transfered school districts...or taken a few years off to pursue whatever "dream job" he had before teacher...
      Or maybe you did. Maybe you guys were a bunch of turds in his punch bowl and he had just had enough. I doubt it, but that does make for a better story.

  • @alexnas9634
    @alexnas9634 9 месяцев назад +7

    "whats so great about living" that hits really hard

  • @dregspromise4092
    @dregspromise4092 3 года назад +4

    “So who was president when you were a kid” “oh I don’t know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently” 😂😂

  • @delix787
    @delix787 7 месяцев назад +3

    0:24 favorite part. 😂

  • @macmonkeyhat
    @macmonkeyhat 6 месяцев назад +2

    You can tell who hasn’t seen the whole episode by who’s commenting stuff like: ‘Steve’s face says he’s done this before 🤣’

  • @chrisagurs6459
    @chrisagurs6459 5 лет назад +42

    There was a splat at the end

  • @thenotsoperfectpodcast8683
    @thenotsoperfectpodcast8683 4 года назад +109

    I relate to stan

    • @Crazylegoman3791
      @Crazylegoman3791 4 года назад +9

      Doesn’t everyone?

    • @conversationtosaurusrex
      @conversationtosaurusrex 2 года назад +1

      @@Crazylegoman3791 No, that's not normal

    • @Crazylegoman3791
      @Crazylegoman3791 2 года назад

      @@conversationtosaurusrex I was kidding and this was a year ago.

    • @Allen667sjja
      @Allen667sjja Год назад

      @@conversationtosaurusrex it’s pretty normal for a lot of people

  • @SanityHarvey
    @SanityHarvey Год назад +4

    this is just my dad

  • @mhikari92
    @mhikari92 3 года назад +19

    Will , that explain a lot about Stan's personalty......

  • @Duskwalker68
    @Duskwalker68 2 года назад +15

    Most relatable thing Stan has ever said

  • @mrklaus6232
    @mrklaus6232 Год назад +14

    This never fails to make me laugh

  • @sparky111000
    @sparky111000 2 года назад +9

    0:48 their faces are priceless 🤣

  • @Nekufan1000000
    @Nekufan1000000 2 года назад +9

    Fun fact: We see from the external shot of the school that Steve's school is only two floors tall. This means that his teacher fell no more than 20 feet, or about 6 meters for those across the pond. The medial fall height is 48 feet, or about four floors, twice what our teach just took. His suicide attempt is likely to end with a couple of annoyingly broken bones, depending on how he landed, potential paralyzation if he breaks his back/spine, crack ribs if he landed on his front, and only possibly death if he angled himself down to try and crack open his skull or snap his neck with the impact. In other words, what a drama queen, like that fall would even have a chance of dismissing life.

  • @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod
    @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod 3 года назад +33

    Oof, I relate to Stan's problems way more than I should.

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 5 месяцев назад

      thats what life without religion is. sad morose, but only the selfish should care that its meaningless

  • @DesertRose808
    @DesertRose808 5 месяцев назад +6

    Stan was so right

  • @E_Rex_Sean
    @E_Rex_Sean Год назад +6

    Meaningless march through my empty days, really hit right there.

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 5 месяцев назад

      empty days and yet no where else in the universe can you expect to have it so nice. at least we have oxygen and aren't constantly being bombarded with radiation. If the days are meaningless, then so is the person experiencing them.
      make change, do something different, actually be someone

  • @Fartaroundit
    @Fartaroundit 6 месяцев назад +5

    I relate to this

  • @aspielm759
    @aspielm759 Год назад +16

    You know what really unsettles me?
    That deep down I agree with Stan through that subconscious thought that is stored way back in the corner of my brain. Whatever this voice, thought or feeling is, no matter how happy and stable I feel I never feel like I was able or will be able to get rid of it.
    Of course the voice of reason is stronger. the conscious version of me is stronger and in charge. I am stronger and in charge!
    So I wouldn’t even think about anything melancholic, let alone suicidal.
    Unless all the stress gets too much, I crumble under the pressure, can no longer keep my emotions in check and go a step too far, I should be fine.
    I’ve got nothing to worry about

  • @1rotzy
    @1rotzy 3 года назад +2

    Mr. Brink survived that fall, and went on to live a happy life, with no diarrhea, working at his local soup kitchen.

  • @debodatta7398
    @debodatta7398 6 месяцев назад +2

    This + the Rick and Morty scene”My life is a joke” go together so well

  • @Starman256
    @Starman256 2 года назад +5

    The Chad American Dad vs the Virgin Family Guy

  • @sidekick929
    @sidekick929 3 года назад +25

    Im crying this man jumped to suicide talk when all he had to do was say who was president 😭 reminds me of my dad always going way left field

  • @kittenclysm116
    @kittenclysm116 2 года назад +6

    I love how Steve sounds challenging when he says, "Oh, is that what you think? Okay, Mr. Brink, here we go."

  • @lowhp_comic
    @lowhp_comic 5 месяцев назад +2

    There's something extremely funny about Steve stopping the teacher's cliché response with "oh is that what you think?"

  • @trickytroll2990
    @trickytroll2990 7 месяцев назад +2

    This has been one of my favorite American dad scenes since I saw it.

  • @tandy2833
    @tandy2833 4 года назад +44

    I worry about Seth McFarlane sometimes he has so many of these and sometimes they don’t feel like they’re a joke still good though and this video is true :)

    • @Hippielove90
      @Hippielove90 4 года назад +3

      Just cause he's the creator doesn't mean he's in charge of every little thing. There's a large number of script writers that work on his shows

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 3 года назад +2

      @@Hippielove90 seth has had depression from time to time even successful people feel despair.

    • @thediamondcutter9185
      @thediamondcutter9185 3 года назад +7

      Very often depressed people joke a lot about suicide trying to let that thought disappear.
      Sometimes it works, but sometimes it escalates into something worse.

    • @dansmith935
      @dansmith935 3 года назад +1

      Seth MacFarlane stop writing American Dad n family Guy since 2009

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 3 года назад +1

      Seth really wants to quit making Family Guy and American Dad, especially Family Guy because some resent episodes are just movie plots that have been condensed down into an episode with family jokes.

  • @gamma-ray9996
    @gamma-ray9996 3 года назад +34

    I guess he was on the “Brink” of suicide! Haha

    • @vihuynhquang5204
      @vihuynhquang5204 3 года назад +1

      *facepalm* ugh, here we go again...

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT 3 года назад

      Good one it sounds like Brinks security company

    • @jackwilson2418
      @jackwilson2418 3 года назад

      (Pulls out a string of fishing wire) I'm going to deprive you of all your oxygen from your throat with this if you don't get out

    • @Virtualweakness
      @Virtualweakness 3 года назад

      Ba dum tsssssssss

  • @researcherchameleon4602
    @researcherchameleon4602 2 года назад +3

    He pushed Mr. Brink to the brink

  • @Issa_lyssa
    @Issa_lyssa Год назад +4

    I love how fast the teacher’s face changed

  • @dramaticvirghoe
    @dramaticvirghoe Месяц назад +3

    this is why i will always love american dad

  • @v_e_r_t_e_x7118
    @v_e_r_t_e_x7118 4 года назад +16

    Life dismissed

  • @UrWorstNightmare69420
    @UrWorstNightmare69420 Год назад +6

    0:35 me when I see kids doing TikToks in public

  • @BackToAfricaToMyAncestors
    @BackToAfricaToMyAncestors Год назад +5

    I know how stan feels like

  • @krook3775
    @krook3775 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is me as we speak as I sit in my car after a long day at work.