American Dad - Familicide Guy
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- Опубликовано: 13 июл 2024
- Yes.........No
In order of appearance:
0:00 Oretron Trail
0:23 Star Trek
0:34 Haylias
1:11 Chimdale
1:49 Man in the Moonbounce
2:03 Fart Break Hotel
2:21 100 AD
2:40 Naked to the Limit One More Time
3:05 Old Stan in the Mountain
3:18 Great Space Roaster
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I’ve added episode names with time stamps in the description. Will try to do it moving forward.
Bless you sir
AddictedtoAmericanDad nice
Awesome!
AddictedtoAmericanDad You are a beautiful soul.
That's a lot of work but thanks
Choaking a guy out then restarting his heart just to prove a point is the ultimate power play.
One day I'll do it on someone
Gary English start training Brazilian jiujitsu
-sincerely, a bjj guy
@@dutch4973 bj guy*
NoOneGetzOutAlive I do like receiving those as well
@@dutch4973 lmao
“Don’t do it, Francine”
“All I heard was DO IT.”
I aspire to have a wife like that one day
Honey its not loaded
You know what's a nice touch, that video means Jeff is part of the Family.
She really would have shot him lmaoo
@@Xannyphantom905 He already is Hayley and him are literally married lmao
@@yzzildrayson3069 well the family does pull guns out on each other and shoot each other... it’s how they communicate 😂😂
"You were gonna let me DIE for $1800?!!"
"Yes" "No"
...
"No"
In this economy?
Yes.
Yes. 😊
That's it, how about they let Roger die instead.
yes
Same energy as "You're seriously going to kill 5 people over $20?"
"You're seriously asking that to the guy who, just last week, killed 6 people over $19?"
"Omg, stan. roger shot hailey!"
"So what? She shot me before. I shot you couple times. *It how we communicate in this family."*
He’s not wrong.
@キイキイ I was shot by my cousin.
My God, I am so sorry to hear that. Was it an accident, or on purpose? < : (
@@VSaber365 On purpose. Luckily it was just a bb gun. Unluckily it was aimed at my neck.
@@valydendor4472
OUCH
*"SUFFER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!!"*
😂😂😂
Underrated comment. He pulled that Bitch in the toilet.
When he jumps out of the toilet 🤣 I *love* that whole part
Eyy, nice to see the Eagle of the Imperium
😂👍
SARFAR FAR YOR CRIMES!!
2:49 I love how Stan literally killed Roger just to make a point
Then revives him 😂😂
Pedro Soares Maia and in just 10 seonds
Like you do
Pedro Soares Maia gave me a boner
@@firebeats3557 oh
And the Oscar goes to ... someone else 😂
One of the greatest jokes in history
"Damn it, Steve, when I find you, I'll kill you!!"
1:25
"😡DAMN IT, STEVE, WHEN I FIND YOU, I'LL KILL YOU!!"
DAMN IT STEVE WHEN I FIND YOU I'LL KILL YOU!!!
"Haley don't make me....spare your life because your part of the family."
you're
@@sasir2013 yeah yeah ok grammar police.
@@sasir2013 People like you are so annoying
Sasir no it’s “your” and not “you’re” in this situation know wtf you’re talking about before correcting someone who’s already correct
@@quanbelitty290 before you correct someone you gotta know what you're talking about too. It is "you're"
I like how porn saved the whole family
Lmfao
Wait, that's not normal?
@@-Wreckanize- well i dont think so because my mom and dad got divorse apparently because of porn
@@pain2561 one of them did porn without the other knowing?
@@royalblodline9847 yeah apparently mom did for a few months , dad was pissed
Can we get a Stan killing compilation? Like when he stopped that poor Dave and Busters teenager's heart?
Didn't he kill jay Leno too.
@@jomckellan Roger also killed Jay Leno.
Jay Leno had it coming. Both times.
you mean that attempted raid on Osama Bin Laden, right? yeah that was nice
Pai Mei taught Stan the five point palm exploding heart technique
"So what? I've shot you, you shot me a few times. It's how we communicate in this family."
"Ok, I'll tell her you asked about her"
@@dkm07305able you can say that but it's not how it went down
Finally wuotes that weren’t in the video
@@MsZsc wuotes?
Rypos
You cut a line at 3:37 that would have COMPLETED that clip.
*EXPLOSION*
Francine: Is everyone ok?
Klaus: Did we lose the porn?
DrewSavo what episode is this
deivi valdez in the description
Oh, I thought this was the "Who the f*ck is Elaine, Stan?" clip.
i love how no one commented on your konosuba reference I see you are a man of culture aswell
I have better one.
Francine: Is everyone ok?
Stan: Steve?
Steve: Hailey?
Hailey: Roger?
Claus: Porn?
“Roger? Roger may be trying to kill us. And we have no breaks"
The calm tone when saying those lines, hilarious
Yep it makes it more funnier 😂😂
Brakes.. not breaks
@@gabriellewis-mosher2103 Oh look..it's the grammar police
@@gabriellewis-mosher2103 oh, ok, not of a lot of chances to use that word so i didn't know, english is not my first language
I think it helps that Stan is a professional CIA agent(kind of)
3:32 Nothing more heartwarming than watching 3-way softcore with the family.
That's odd😂
that's oddly specific
Porn: It's fun to watch for the whole family.
3:15 Steve's "Oh god!" cracks me up! 🤣
The indifferent eyes Stan makes when he realizes the car no longer has brakes
Brackes... Not brakes...
@@gabriellewis-mosher2103 how old are you?
@@PeeweeWeepee69 16
@@gabriellewis-mosher2103 explains the grammar
"i'm gonna dance on your graves," he said in barely a whisper.
Roger spoke calmly.
No lie, my favorite scene in this entire show is Stan killing Roger to prove it doesnt matter to him. Favorite episode is the hot tub one tho
Stan is ruthless just like roger
Great toe sucking scene in that episode. And a CeeLo guest starring. 🌟 a
@@danatedawg1018 so is francine lol
The worse sound ive ever heard was the "squish" of those chest compressions
That couple at 4:07 in the background left their baby in danger 😂😂
Mr Customizer Dang. Watched that episode at least 10 times and never noticed that 😂
Hahaha hahaha they did haha they really did hahahaha hahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'll dance on your grave." 🙂
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Creepy.
So no one’s gonna talk about how Francine would’ve killed Jeff if that gun was loaded
Stan has like 2 guns in his vest, one is a decoy and is never loaded, and his family and coworkers know about it, and the second is loaded and secret, of which only his coworkers know of.
It’s how they communicate as a family.
@@jetstreamsam5983 one's a Glock17 and if we go by that one Christmas episode based off it's airing, maybe glock17x ? The real question which one is loaded?
I love how in a single compilation you can see Haley overpowering Stan then Haley getting overpowered by freaking Klause ^^'
That because Haley wasn't activated when she is she remembers her training
Advanced German engineering at its finest! Klaus was made to kill!
okay yall can mispell Hayley, but Klaus? noo
@@user-xu8gt4ob2o
Probably because German is my native language 😂
ahahaahah im just defensive of that hot fish, like germans are so powerful they can make a fish hot.
1:59 “SUFFER FOR YOUR CRIME.”
Anyone notice at 4:07 that family in the background just leaves their baby?
Bruh
1:50 are we really not gonna acknowledge the fact klaus was able to have the strength to put hayleys head in a toilet bowl AS A FUCKING FISH
Yes let's acknowledge that about the talking fish.
He's like chunky. He has the strength from when he was human
No, you lemming.
2:27 she was ready to commit murder in public 😅
Honey its not loaded
"And the Oscar goes to...SOMEONE ELSE!"
...
"SUFFER FOR YOUR CRIMES!"
These are two of my favorite line & scene combinations in the whole series.
"😡DAMN IT, STEVE, WHEN I FIND YOU, I'LL KILL YOU!!"
2:01 Damn Klaus is strong
I couldn’t stop laughing at the fact out of context the toilet appear to be holding her down while screaming suffer for your crimes
“You were gonna let me die for $1,800?”
“Yes...... No.”
yes
1:58 Suffer For Your Crimes!!
It always gets me 😂, as well as this 3:15
I agree Conrad
Wow, I just realized the only one who hasn't tried to kill any of them is Stan's neglectful father. He even took a bullet for Steve.
Stan: don’t do it Francine
Francine: all I heard was do it
crazykillaa a
Stan: Honey its not loaded
@@Wolfgodmak Flicks forehead
4:07 that couple straight up just left that baby like "We gotta let you go."
Stan's quoting "Silly Love Songs" from one scene to the next is still one of my favorite random jokes in any episode of "American Dad" ever. It never fails to make me chuckle, no matter how many times I see the episode.
0:42 Father vs Daughter more like Brother vs Sister fight XD
0:30
Did Stan just speak in a different language.... on accident?
No he yells “I look around me and I see it isn’t so” referencing I assume a Paul McCartney song but I couldn’t tell ya why
StevieWho thanks boo
Also that moment when you don’t understand a moment in a vid so you roam the comments looking for answers 😂😂😂
@StevieWho Thanks for the context, you hero!
It’s not as funny when what lead to the punchline, is cut out.
It's a Silly Love Songs joke
killing is in the family
4:13 Roger blasting "All that she wants" is just hilarious :D
He was blasting I saw the sign not all that she wanys you idiot
4:06 can we just acknowledge the fact that the parents on the right straight up left their baby in the stroller to die?
Some ideas
Stan’s gay moments
Francine hates (or Jealous of) Hayley
Thicc boi moments
Principal Lewis being psychotic
Stan even keeps his pistol unloaded while it's in his blazer. Responsible gun owner right there.
Funniest part 1:54😂😂 the way he grabbed her killed me.☠️
1:01 straight heartless and soulless
When Stan says "don't do it Francine" I always die of laughter.
I love that Roger’s weights at 4:18 are 5,16,725
Love how Stan nonchalantly kills and revives Roger
3:29 porn has saved my life many times.
3:15 stabs Steve in the back “oh godddd” has me in tears
@1:33 I thought Roger started doing something to the guy and then I saw Francine reach down like she was gonna join 🤣
Are we going to ignore how Klaus is strong enough to pull Haley down?
2:26
Wow, brand new respect for Francine. 👍🏻
1:57 Wow even though Klaus is a fish, his human strength is still intact.
"SUFFER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!"
4:07
Stan's probably used to those because of the crashes in the intro lmao
This show
At least the characters feel grounded
Just a I thought that's been on my mind for a week
Keep those dirty free mind thoughts to yourself you filthy thinker!
I kinda compare it to Bob's Burgers for that reason. Bob's Burgers is probably what Stan's family would be like without the violence and other x-rated stuff.
@@mryear3000ify
And without the alien with a bunch of identities.
Grounded? Did we watch the same show lol these guys are over the top
@@lilshitcrust56
Emotionally
3:05 Is that Peter in 55 years?
Peter? Thats stan 😂
The Smith's are a tough ass family
3:00 sounds like they used the noise your hands make to do fart sounds
0:30 what did he say🤣🤣
I look around and I see it isn't as so
I look around me and I see it isn't so- Silly Love Songs
*Roger’s like immortal somehow*
Mission to be A Man But, is he?
In The Scarlett Getter, Roger thought that he was having really kinky sex with Scarlett but it turned he was minutes away from dying because she took out his insides.
So many murder attempts. I love this series.
Can we talk about how Roger has been declared as heavy as a fridge by murderous criminals yet Stan can lift and hold him with one hand like it was nothing?
Honestly I was gonna joke and say Stan must be a super soldier then. But honestly I wouldn't be surprised if that was true or not lol 😂
Gota love when Steve says “ OH GOD “
Haley so got tricked by Klaus on that toilet scene XD
I’ll never understand why having no brakes makes Stan swerve out of control down the entire roadway. He coulda just kept the car straight brakes don’t control the steering lol
0:30 They look around me and I see it as a so
The line is "I look around me and I see it isn't so"
🎵You think that people would've had enough of silly love songs-🎵
"I LOOK AROUND ME, AND I SEE IT ISN'T SO!"
What's wrong with that?
3:15
When he says "Just the tip" but he lied
1:57
Either Klaus is really strong or Haley is weaker than an infant
"Honey, it's not loaded."
Stan has definitely been through this before.
You know what? Props for the pun in the title. You saw a chance and you took it.
2:40 that was dark
“I LOOK AROUND ME AND I SEE IT ISN’T SO!!”
What?!
Can you do one where you see the characters from the front? They always look super freaky and unnatural. There was the one of roger in the bathtub that was just horrifying.
Great space roaster
I appreciate this channel. Thanks for actually editing properly.
3:55 Did anyone heard the chicken fight music from family guy?
Okay but can we appreciate how TERRIFYING it is when Roger sings “the sign” in space? Haunting
Can we appreciate the fact that Stan kills roger (resuscitates him) but then let’s him live after Steve tranks him and Rogers tried to kill the family three previous times because he’s part of the family
Love these compilations!
Look at what Roger is grabbing at 0:06
Hailey's ass
Nice
Your channel is actually really good. Really good selections of clips, really good editing, and really funny all at the same time.
RUclips is made up of a lot of people who just stick together clips with no rhyme or reason, but this channel definitely stands out
Subbed :):)
2:30
So I did the double tap rewind and landed right when he said “-Do it, Francine.” -and her response killed me lol
Steve noise at 3:16
3:15 “OHHH God!” fucking kills me every time 😂😂😂😂😂
0:22 ok so Roger isn’t exactly in the wrong this episode.
They triggered his flashbacks into the Oregon Trail, and treated their own deaths like nothing to get him to be numb to their deaths.
One of my favorite videos of yours so far
"Thank you for helping an old man"
*NOW THIS!*
4:26 also guess where those scorpions end in…
His mouth
@@yummyhotsaucefilledcrunchytaco not exactly
3:38 never realized until now how weird Steve's glasses looked
It’s because the bottom the bottom part isn’t black.
Dude I gotta say I’ve been actively watching your videos and I look out for when you upload
"SUFFER for your crimes!!"😂😂😂😂
"you wouldn't kill me you love me to much" continues to strangle roger
Roger:"you wouldn't kill me you love me to much."
Stan:"Bitch I kill people!"
Great compilation!
1:49 There's a mistake here. See, Klaus isn't part of the family.
He's the glue.
0:08 roger was grabbing haily's butt
2:08 is Vince's death from scream 2022
When Stan was choking Roger that was payback from when he said I’ll dance on your graves
Roger: harder
Stan: what
Roger: what