@@cosmicmcmoon5773 no. I think Stan accidentally got one of their agents and Bullock is trying to locate the island. Think about it. Stan has committed fireable offense after fireable offense. With no problem from Bullock.
@@KAAAAAAAAGH That's a very objective and literal way to describe it, because they literally NEVER showed up, heck, they even left the freaking hospital once he got out her mother's womb, lol
Ah seen more disturbing seth's not even trying though clever who think kids will get the upper hand in this sorta thing 3:07 I blame children of the corn they've killed the adults in town
Can we take in that Stan around the age of 6 or so had absolutely brutal abduction skills he’s not even in the CIA and he took out those guys with little to no problems
@@kryptonianotaku4975 Tru for Stan's faults w/ his kids I think Steve & Hayley will turn out better adjusted than he is... or @ least based on what I've seen in 'Future Smiths' episodes
No, he doesn't. Being a shitty father in a different way is still a shitty father. A lot of people point out how Stan "hasn't abandoned his family," as if that's some great thing, but sometimes having an abusive parent(s) stay in the picture is even worse. Shit, both of my "parents" are still together (though they definitely shouldn't be) and have been "around" all my life, but they have been nothing but toxic (including verbal, mental, and even physical abuse) that entire time. I have severe depression and anxiety because of the trauma they've put me through. And due to that, I am looked down on and ostracized by most people. They'll tell me I'm a good person and friend, but, since I haven't been able to obtain all the things society has convinced its members as the only things that give people worth and value, nothing I do have to offer is good enough. If I'd been without their toxic presence in my life tearing me down, maybe things would have turned out differently.
That bit where he’s enjoying seeing his awful childhood reminds me of many trips I’ve been in with my own father to his hometown in West Virginia. “There’s the coal pile where we used to play army”
If you think about it it shows that he was more grateful of where he lived even though it was the hood, this is a fact I can relate because when I was born I lived in the hood, and I enjoyed living in there, despite the negatives.
Y'know going back to see my first home I just realized we lived in the ghetto, sure there were gunshots almost every other night and would see cops patrol the area half the time and knowing the house across the street was a drug dealer( nice guy helped during Harvey and Ike) it wasnt all bad.
There's a real story that's somewhat similar. A kid in the 80s lost his parents to gang violence in Compton and the Globetrotters took him on the road for a few months until the courts found a suitable relative for him to live with. Take this with a grain of salt though. It's a story that was in one of the 80s Globetrotter's biographies, but there aren't really any sources to back it up. Nothing contradicts it and people who saw shows that year do remember a young ball boy at a lot of shows, but still no real hard evidence. Personally, I think it did happen.
“Oh Stan, How come I’ve never heard of this tree father?” “I took you there several times! We had our wedding there!”😑 “Oh, I thought you were just a cheap asshole.”
It seems that Stan is a pretty good father compared to his own Upd: Holy shit, it's been two years, and you people are still arguing about it. Man, i love RUclips.
Ehhhh…..I don’t know about that. The man has shot and harpooned his wife, even framing her for a murder she didn’t commit so he didn’t have to hear her say “I told you so”, twice stabbed and tasered his son, not to mention sending him to sex adversion therapy camp to avoid talking to him about sex and leaving him at a Sesame Street on ice performance like his dad did at the Globetrotters game, poorly reconstructed his daughter’s face simply to avoid responsibility for messing up the town’s mural and indoctrinated her into an CIA mind control experiment, and once pushed his family to the brink of mental collapse only to get $10 per month off his wife’s new car. Not saying Jack’s any better, and I do feel bad for Stan because what he went through definitely contributes to his parenting style, but the guy’s not really “father of the year” material.
Brother Stan should’ve punched or fought his father just when he returned instead of being a kissup. I know the Bible says “Honor thou mother and father” but I doubt he meant this way. Seriously if I had to guess if Stan fought his dad and won he could’ve been a better man and would’ve been therapeutic.
@@edm240b9 let his wife go to prison cause he wanted her to take care of her own problems, memory wiped the family multiple times because he didn't like there Fathers day gifts, bullying his son for some lesson, hypnotizing his wife so she can forget the things she wants Stan to do, nearly killing himself and his wife because he wanted to re-live his past memories, erasing his wife's memory because HE forgot his anniversary and in a separate episode also lobotomized her because of the same reason, when Roger was hunting the family in a space station he completely abandoned them, having his family think it's the end of the worlds so they can depend on him, using a body double to stay with his wife so he can go out with the old high school prom queen, saying to his wife that he only married her for her looks, locking up his wife because he believed his father (the one that abandoned him) over her, make a robot avatar to almost have sex with his son, have the neighbors and family relocated by the CIA because they didn't like him and made fun of him, when Francine was pregnant with Hayley he had them go on vacation in Africa where she went in to labor and gave birth to her and the first thing he said to his Wife was "when's breakfast", he put in a simulation so he doesn't have to go on vacation with them, and many other thing. and that's only the things he did to his family not other people.
@@Cloud4012 I guess that's better than ditching him like his dad. But she did blame him for his dad leaving and made him kill his dog. Between the two of them it's a miracle Stan is even a passable father at all.
Most likely these have all happened, its just that jack has entered and left stans life multiple times, which I'm sure is more damaging to a child's psyche. 😔
Do not know how he got chloroform but going off him learning about the sun I would guess third form, which would make him 8-10 in 1988 so he was born 1978-1980 making him 41-43 years old in the current year however the show began in 2005 which would make him 25 at that time, far too young to be married and have two teenage children so all of this was a long winded way to say that the writers do not care about the timeline, thus the timeline is nonsensical, and it was foolish of you to expect more from a comedy cartoon whose episodes have been established to only affect one another in order to further a joke.
So he took his mom's boyfriends out, as in he killed them, yet on one episode it's revealed that he'd never actually killed anyone and was faking it the entire time?
6:40 This is actually pretty accurate, neuroscience researches on memory demonstrate that whenever we retrieve a memory, we modify its content according to our present experience, erasing some detail or adding stuff that wasn't there. One small modification at a time... and years later we may end up with a very different memory than how things actually were. Pay attention everytime you think that present sucks and you were happier in the past because your brain fucks with you, a lot.
@@mr.spaceaids5379 , the bike and the tears are more of a form of symbolism than metaphors because metaphors are figures of speech that don’t use like or as, and they don’t have visual symbolic meanings like symbolism does.
@@mr.spaceaids5379, I was saying that the speech Stan Smith gave of the bike and tears being more a form of symbolism than a metaphor because a metaphor doesn’t use like or as, and they have no symbolic meanings unlike symbolism does. For example in One Piece that Going Merry is symbolic for the community that gave the Strawhat Pirates a prosperous community, and even in their new ship the Thousand Sunny has the soul of the Going Merry living on in the Thousand Sunny whereas a metaphor would just being a meaningless saying without like or as like For Example the green sky is the most vibrant sky ever, and since sky’s on Earth aren’t green like they are on Planet Namek then at the metaphor was portraying was that the most beautiful and long lasting beautiful sky.
It's funny how we first meet Jack as this capable, sophisticated super thief, and every time he comes back he's a worse person and a bit worse off over all.
Man, Jack is a bad father to Stan. Heck, Francis Griffin was a better father by comparison, despite his quirks and his steadfast faith. *Update* I'm surprised that this comment already has over 1.5k likes in the course of four weeks, and possibly still counting.
So that’s where Steve gets his Oedipus complex. Stan was a momma’s boy so he was attracted to a woman with qualities like his mom,thus raising another boy with maternal attractions
Except for the walking out part. And everything else. He's more strict than Hank Hill, and more oblivious than Homer Simpson. Peter Griffin treats Meg the way Jack treated Stan.
It’s even worse that in his second memory him and the priest are switched when you remember the episode where he couldn’t handle his friend abandoning him in front of all those people , and twisted the memory around to where stan thought he abandoned his friend instead
My dad ran over my bike to get out of teaching me how to ride it. He got found out seeing as how it couldn't have been in the driveway since he didnt teach me how to ride it.
I do like how they represent emotional abuse, neglect and abandonment as trauma worthy as well since most people usually think of striaght up beatinga when they think of parental trauma and abuse
It’s kinda funny but also sad whenever stan gets hit with his own trauma. He processes it but never gets a chance to heal from it. He laughs then cry’s and sometimes converts the pain into pleasure. And he does what he can to stop from being hurt again
To everyone reading this... It’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you're proud of, and if you find that you're not, I pray you’ll find the courage to start over. Stay blessed guys!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼
When they did the priest bit I was thinking that I have seen this joke ten thousand- "I seduced him. I dont know Why I wanted him, but I wanted him." ...Ok that got me. well played American Dad, well played.
"We even tried to adopt ya but I guess 12 Black Men attempting to take custody of a little White Boy wasn't a slam dunk back then..." "Or even now, probably."
7:59 So, just for the record, how canon is Blood Crieth Unto Heaven? Personally I don’t think it’s a true part of the shows narrative (however flimsy it may be) but it’s just a stage play based on the characters of American Dad. I do love the portrayal of Stan’s childhood in it, but I don’t consider it the truth
It's really sad how earnestly the Globe Trotters loved Stan, and how in the end he couldn't cope with that love so he kind of callously left them behind once he found out they didn't abandon him. It's like he sees codependency and coldness as the only true love in his life, and anything else is circumstantial. Sometimes I wish American Dad would play these characters' stories totally straight instead of just for laughs.
The childhood restaurant episode was so wholesome I really loved how everyone really loved Stan’s idea and the food too. Roger is a despicable monster for ruining it just like he always has been. Stan should turn him into the CIA and be rid of him forever
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No wonder Stan became a CIA Officer. With so many people he's kidnapped.
They're dead
@@hermatred572 nah, they're all on an island.
Plot twist: Bullock caught wind of the people he's been kidnapping since he was a kid & realized his his potential as a CIA Agent
@@cosmicmcmoon5773 no. I think Stan accidentally got one of their agents and Bullock is trying to locate the island.
Think about it. Stan has committed fireable offense after fireable offense. With no problem from Bullock.
The whole CIA it's not a Saint, they Made dirty anticommunist propaganda.
This guy could rival Doofenshmirts with all of his sob stories.
Man, Doofensmirtz stories are literal misery, like, it's incredible how much empathy and "positive outlook" he has despite being a villain 😂
Stan's parents were there when he was born, Doofenshmirts' parents failed to show up
@@KAAAAAAAAGH That's a very objective and literal way to describe it, because they literally NEVER showed up, heck, they even left the freaking hospital once he got out her mother's womb, lol
@@Merdicano they even made him the family gnome
@@KAAAAAAAAGH Ik 😂, and made him wear Roger's potential female dresses believing that he would have been a girl
I love the dialogue in this show-
"At that point I was sure I was going to be molested, but it was even better"
It's so much better than Family Guy.
That’s just wholesome cartoon dialogue there
Actually Francine, I seduced him
2:10
@@maxhydekyle2425 Try having an original thought, don't hurt yourself thinking too much XD
Stan’s childhood was sad and disturbing..
Ah seen more disturbing seth's not even trying though clever who think kids will get the upper hand in this sorta thing 3:07 I blame children of the corn they've killed the adults in town
Kinda looks like my childhood.
And it's hilarious!
Stan: Daddy will read to me?.
Jack: Who the hell are you. 😂
I read that in Jacks voice. lols.
@@numberoneappgames same. Lmao. 😂
Loved that line
I read this right as that part started playing
I'm in a meeting
Can we take in that Stan around the age of 6 or so had absolutely brutal abduction skills he’s not even in the CIA and he took out those guys with little to no problems
He was a born agent.
And somehow dumped them on a island
How'd you think he got in.
Its more impressive that he somehow managed to send about a minimum of 10 people to a deserted island before he was 18
it's nothing special;
guys going after single moms aren't exactly looking at the kid(s)
While Stan isn’t a perfect dad he looks like a Saint compared to Jack.
Pretty much all Stan's childhood issues can be traced back to his dad... & to a lesser extent his mom lol
@@cosmicmcmoon5773 pretty much. At least he tried to be better and most of time learns his lesson
@@kryptonianotaku4975 Tru for Stan's faults w/ his kids I think Steve & Hayley will turn out better adjusted than he is... or @ least based on what I've seen in 'Future Smiths' episodes
@@cosmicmcmoon5773 true in most of the future versions Steve and Hayley are doing pretty well for themselves
No, he doesn't. Being a shitty father in a different way is still a shitty father. A lot of people point out how Stan "hasn't abandoned his family," as if that's some great thing, but sometimes having an abusive parent(s) stay in the picture is even worse. Shit, both of my "parents" are still together (though they definitely shouldn't be) and have been "around" all my life, but they have been nothing but toxic (including verbal, mental, and even physical abuse) that entire time. I have severe depression and anxiety because of the trauma they've put me through. And due to that, I am looked down on and ostracized by most people. They'll tell me I'm a good person and friend, but, since I haven't been able to obtain all the things society has convinced its members as the only things that give people worth and value, nothing I do have to offer is good enough. If I'd been without their toxic presence in my life tearing me down, maybe things would have turned out differently.
That bit where he’s enjoying seeing his awful childhood reminds me of many trips I’ve been in with my own father to his hometown in West Virginia. “There’s the coal pile where we used to play army”
If you think about it it shows that he was more grateful of where he lived even though it was the hood, this is a fact I can relate because when I was born I lived in the hood, and I enjoyed living in there, despite the negatives.
Holy Hell that's depressing
Honestly i see It as pretty cool. He's happy with what hes got, its not like having more makes your life necessarily more pleasureable@@MASTEROFEVIL
Y'know going back to see my first home I just realized we lived in the ghetto, sure there were gunshots almost every other night and would see cops patrol the area half the time and knowing the house across the street was a drug dealer( nice guy helped during Harvey and Ike) it wasnt all bad.
the harlem globetrotter story was honestly so wholesome
11:40 was the best part lol
Good thing the globetrotters didn't abandon him
But his dad did, so that's way worse, cause that's never going away
There's a real story that's somewhat similar. A kid in the 80s lost his parents to gang violence in Compton and the Globetrotters took him on the road for a few months until the courts found a suitable relative for him to live with. Take this with a grain of salt though. It's a story that was in one of the 80s Globetrotter's biographies, but there aren't really any sources to back it up. Nothing contradicts it and people who saw shows that year do remember a young ball boy at a lot of shows, but still no real hard evidence. Personally, I think it did happen.
12:16 even better
stan went from
"I don't wanna talk about father Roy"
to
"I may be the reason father Roy needs therapy"
lmao
To be fair, most molestation victims blame themselves for what happened.
@@canaisyoung3601to be fair, he did seduce him
@@canaisyoung3601my god
@canaisyoung3601 to be fair, Stan literally said he was the seducer and you even see father Roy looking terrified as he falls into stones cold grip.
All of Stans problems stem from his mother and fathers bad relationship.
mainly his father his mother and him have a very close relationship
Oh brother is that totes obvi. Welk people do say that's another way bullies are made I mean how nice is utter neglect ?
Kind of like us
isn't this Bojack horseman
That's how it is for most if us
“Oh Stan, How come I’ve never heard of this tree father?”
“I took you there several times! We had our wedding there!”😑
“Oh, I thought you were just a cheap asshole.”
Not even funny thats just fucked. I don't even care that its not real.
@@creeper2635 how
@@creeper2635 its actually hilarious 😂
@@creeper2635 You gotta learn to enjoy shit man
The continuity is always changing. In another episode they got married in a factory after Stan's first choice pushed it back
I will never think of knockout the same after hearing his voice actor being stans dad
I'm going to blow your mind even further: he was also the voice of Cosmo on the Fairly Odd Parents.
And Spotswoode in Team America
@@newguy371 and Larry the lobster
@@eastsidepeezy7514 I'm pretty sure that's Doug Lawrence, not Daran Norris.
He's been in so much stuff, I actually didn't recognize his voice at all here.
It seems that Stan is a pretty good father compared to his own
Upd: Holy shit, it's been two years, and you people are still arguing about it. Man, i love RUclips.
Ehhhh…..I don’t know about that. The man has shot and harpooned his wife, even framing her for a murder she didn’t commit so he didn’t have to hear her say “I told you so”, twice stabbed and tasered his son, not to mention sending him to sex adversion therapy camp to avoid talking to him about sex and leaving him at a Sesame Street on ice performance like his dad did at the Globetrotters game, poorly reconstructed his daughter’s face simply to avoid responsibility for messing up the town’s mural and indoctrinated her into an CIA mind control experiment, and once pushed his family to the brink of mental collapse only to get $10 per month off his wife’s new car.
Not saying Jack’s any better, and I do feel bad for Stan because what he went through definitely contributes to his parenting style, but the guy’s not really “father of the year” material.
@@edm240b9 fax
Brother Stan should’ve punched or fought his father just when he returned instead of being a kissup. I know the Bible says “Honor thou mother and father” but I doubt he meant this way.
Seriously if I had to guess if Stan fought his dad and won he could’ve been a better man and would’ve been therapeutic.
@@edm240b9 let his wife go to prison cause he wanted her to take care of her own problems, memory wiped the family multiple times because he didn't like there Fathers day gifts, bullying his son for some lesson, hypnotizing his wife so she can forget the things she wants Stan to do, nearly killing himself and his wife because he wanted to re-live his past memories, erasing his wife's memory because HE forgot his anniversary and in a separate episode also lobotomized her because of the same reason, when Roger was hunting the family in a space station he completely abandoned them, having his family think it's the end of the worlds so they can depend on him, using a body double to stay with his wife so he can go out with the old high school prom queen, saying to his wife that he only married her for her looks, locking up his wife because he believed his father (the one that abandoned him) over her, make a robot avatar to almost have sex with his son, have the neighbors and family relocated by the CIA because they didn't like him and made fun of him, when Francine was pregnant with Hayley he had them go on vacation in Africa where she went in to labor and gave birth to her and the first thing he said to his Wife was "when's breakfast", he put in a simulation so he doesn't have to go on vacation with them, and many other thing.
and that's only the things he did to his family not other people.
@@edm240b9 Thst doesn't count
We know Stan's dad was bad but does anyone talk about how his mom was pretty awful too?
Hey she may have been awful but at least she stuck around
@@Cloud4012 as someone who's mom barely reaches out to me, I'm thankful it's that way. Sometimes the kid is worse off with than without
@@Cloud4012 I guess that's better than ditching him like his dad. But she did blame him for his dad leaving and made him kill his dog. Between the two of them it's a miracle Stan is even a passable father at all.
@@GreenBro11 he also did her taxes and she took away his doll
I know she made him kill Freddy 😐😤😭😭 (crying) 🐕🔫
When you come to the realization that Stan could’ve grown up to be ALLOT worse
He should've been just a rogue serial killer. At least he learned to channel it.
"Oh god not that guy again" best way to end it lmaoo
Thank you. I thought the same thing.
"who the hell are you" is probably the funniest thing to come out of this show. The delivery, the context. all so amazing
Stan’s voice just sounds like him imitating himself 😂😂
what makes this even more sad, that his storries have different types of his dad leaving him :(
Most likely these have all happened, its just that jack has entered and left stans life multiple times, which I'm sure is more damaging to a child's psyche. 😔
@@badtaketom7116 I think he said he left multiple times, plus Stan is different ages each backstory.
In/during Stan’s childhood, Stan got bullied by Stelio.
You know your bully is a professional when he shows up with his own theme song on a boom box.
I wanted this compilation to focus on his younger years, not really as a teenager when we bullied by Stelio.
@@edm240b9 If you’re taking requests I’d love to see a compilation of overly-confident Steve
I have two questions,
One: how did Stan get chloroform as a kid?
Two: how old is Stan if he was a child in 1988?
Do not know how he got chloroform but going off him learning about the sun I would guess third form, which would make him 8-10 in 1988 so he was born 1978-1980 making him 41-43 years old in the current year however the show began in 2005 which would make him 25 at that time, far too young to be married and have two teenage children so all of this was a long winded way to say that the writers do not care about the timeline, thus the timeline is nonsensical, and it was foolish of you to expect more from a comedy cartoon whose episodes have been established to only affect one another in order to further a joke.
Animation not known for using logic
Do math
Acetone and Bleach. 50/50. High drug in Brazil, called Loló, but It's Just really strong Chloroform.
Yeah that tombstone in the 3rd Valentine's day ep said '64 or something
"I'm in a meeting"
*Is sat on a deckchair watering the lawn*
Me too
You know stan’s dad is the most neglectful parent that even a tree took care of his soon better than stan’s dad could ever give to his son.
So he took his mom's boyfriends out, as in he killed them, yet on one episode it's revealed that he'd never actually killed anyone and was faking it the entire time?
No, he was putting them all on a deserted island
He didn't kill any of them.
Later in that episode, it's revealed that he didn't kill any of his mom's ex-boyfriends. He just dumped them all on a deserted island
"Betty! Betty! Betty!"
@@edm240b9 that’s dedication
“Who the hell are you” part just killed me 😭😭😭
6:40 This is actually pretty accurate, neuroscience researches on memory demonstrate that whenever we retrieve a memory, we modify its content according to our present experience, erasing some detail or adding stuff that wasn't there. One small modification at a time... and years later we may end up with a very different memory than how things actually were.
Pay attention everytime you think that present sucks and you were happier in the past because your brain fucks with you, a lot.
Well that sucks
@@MASTEROFEVILidk it’s actually pretty neat, you actually can trick some people into remembering things that never happened
We just not gonna mention the fact that stan just took out Grandpa Max at 1:13 ? Man, Ben and Gwen must be worried sick lol
True
woah
I'm sure Ben will rescue him
Omfg😂😂😂
I started frantically scrolling comments to see if anyone else noticed that. Lmao.
I feel like stan and doctor Doofenshmirtz need to have a therapy session all to their selves
They probably have so much in common to share with
@@StoneOcean24 yeah
Throw archer in there for an even funnier group therapy 🤣 dude has so many problems cause of his parents
I like how consistent his childhood was
6:15 damn, compared to Stan's actual dad this guy is actually a pretty good dad. He at least seems to have interacted with Stan 😂
I... Can't really bring myself to hate Stan anymore. Poor guy.
He’s poor
Yeah his father is mostly to blame
@@txsteakman93 his mother too sadly
Warspain
I may dislike him for how much of a shit father he is to his son and daughter as well as his own wife, but Jack is worse
"This bike is a perfect metaphor." 😂
The streamers are my tears ☠️
@@mr.spaceaids5379 , the bike and the tears are more of a form of symbolism than metaphors because metaphors are figures of speech that don’t use like or as, and they don’t have visual symbolic meanings like symbolism does.
@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr what
@@mr.spaceaids5379, I was saying that the speech Stan Smith gave of the bike and tears being more a form of symbolism than a metaphor because a metaphor doesn’t use like or as, and they have no symbolic meanings unlike symbolism does. For example in One Piece that Going Merry is symbolic for the community that gave the Strawhat Pirates a prosperous community, and even in their new ship the Thousand Sunny has the soul of the Going Merry living on in the Thousand Sunny whereas a metaphor would just being a meaningless saying without like or as like For Example the green sky is the most vibrant sky ever, and since sky’s on Earth aren’t green like they are on Planet Namek then at the metaphor was portraying was that the most beautiful and long lasting beautiful sky.
@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr ....finding stan to ask him who tf asked about methapors and shit wtf dude you just wasted your time
It's funny how we first meet Jack as this capable, sophisticated super thief, and every time he comes back he's a worse person and a bit worse off over all.
Am I bad person for laughing when she said "kind of." When he asked if it was his fault?
Kind of
Sounds like something Dr. Phil would say. So brutally honest.
Man, Jack is a bad father to Stan. Heck, Francis Griffin was a better father by comparison, despite his quirks and his steadfast faith.
*Update*
I'm surprised that this comment already has over 1.5k likes in the course of four weeks, and possibly still counting.
"You protestant whore!"
That was definitely the most prominent Francis line.
@@yourfinestlocalidiot
Iconic
@@yourfinestlocalidiot at least he bothered to raise Peter, and seemed to care about the grandkids
@@yourfinestlocalidiot ewqfwdddd
Nice grammar. I love to see it
"Daddy, will you read to me?"
"Who the hell are You?"
Why does this sound hilarious to me?
Its hilarious that stan's dad drove by saying that.
So that’s where Steve gets his Oedipus complex. Stan was a momma’s boy so he was attracted to a woman with qualities like his mom,thus raising another boy with maternal attractions
HE KILLED GRANDPA MAX?! WHO'S GONNA TELL BEN?
Well technically he didn't kill him...
12:05 that sanity broken laughter is hilarious.
I honestly feel sorry for stan, wouldn't you agree?😟
Yes :(
He treats Steve the same way his father did 😭
Stan: Daddy do you love me?
Jack: Who the hell are you?
Not at all. He at least makes efforts to bond with Steve, whereas Jack literally wanted nothing to do with Stan.
Except for the walking out part. And everything else. He's more strict than Hank Hill, and more oblivious than Homer Simpson. Peter Griffin treats Meg the way Jack treated Stan.
@@Jeriun well atleast Peter was Meg secret friends
Oh definitely not
It’s even worse that in his second memory him and the priest are switched when you remember the episode where he couldn’t handle his friend abandoning him in front of all those people , and twisted the memory around to where stan thought he abandoned his friend instead
The steamers are my tears
My dad ran over my bike to get out of teaching me how to ride it. He got found out seeing as how it couldn't have been in the driveway since he didnt teach me how to ride it.
And then what happened?
The globetrotter story was so wholesome 😩
3:02 Dude 💀
well, he wanted
10:56 actually kind of sad ngl
Also Stan at 8:29 looks like Sunny from Omori
2:22 “I had the third worst diarrhea of my young life” 😅
I can’t imagine what happened at second and first place
Man, homer Simpson and stan Smith have some of the most dysfunctional neglectful childhoods in a comedy series...
You know it's f up that Stan deprived himself of a potential healthy father figure in his life from these abductions
That happens a lot in divorces when step parents start to come into the picture, and it usually gets worse the older the child.
Stan's father is voiced by the same guy who voices Timmy's dad in Fairly Odd Parents who is also a terrible father.
Wait, for real? Lol I didn't know that
Love how the tree was a better dad than his actuall dad
0:13 That delivery was perfect
it really amazing how he manage turn out as a good guy (because he could turn out as a mass murderer and still his bad childhood he still loves it)
Stan and archer live very similar lives
2:34 well that's depressing.
4:21 my favourite unexpected moment
3:55 he left that other cycle to his dad to teach him
The dog getting shot took me out lmaoooo -in slow motion- "please accept.your fate with dignity" lmaooo
It’s nice how consistent American Dad is compared to Family Guy
Overall minus a few things Stan's childhood is very consistent
11:01 Alternatively, "Camp's over."
Shoot, that first clip proved that Stan Smith was CIA material since he was a child.
4:26 slow down the speed to 0.25.
Ah
Thank you for that
Stan being saved multiple times by all his imaginary friends always gets me. They always trip on it and then shoot themselves lol
8:20 is something Reverse Flash would do.
I do like how they represent emotional abuse, neglect and abandonment as trauma worthy as well since most people usually think of striaght up beatinga when they think of parental trauma and abuse
It’s kinda funny but also sad whenever stan gets hit with his own trauma. He processes it but never gets a chance to heal from it. He laughs then cry’s and sometimes converts the pain into pleasure. And he does what he can to stop from being hurt again
Exactly
That is kind of heartwarming knowing that a tree cares about you and has feelings for you 🥰😢
To everyone reading this... It’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you're proud of, and if you find that you're not, I pray you’ll find the courage to start over. Stay blessed guys!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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When they did the priest bit I was thinking that I have seen this joke ten thousand-
"I seduced him. I dont know Why I wanted him, but I wanted him."
...Ok that got me. well played American Dad, well played.
I've now used the "I'm in a meeting" excuse many times despite not being anywhere near one. Works every time
0:53 so Stan's been a CIA agent for his whole life
He was born to be one
Just love Stan as an 8 year old was able to kidnap and dump these guys on an island, lol
Jeff: So are you and your dad close?
Stan: Daddy will you read to me?
Dad: Who the hell are you?
Stan: *HEART BREAKING*
Me: hitting home🤧🤧🤧🥺🥺
3:08 is questionable
Stan: Is it my fault?
Stan's Mom: *Looks at stan* Kinda 😭
That was messed up man
All things considered, its a miracle Stan ended up with a job at the CIA
"Daddy, will you read to me?"
"Who the hell are you?"
Jack: Get out of here I’m busy. Go play in your treehouse. 7:21
Stan got the Omori fit 8:29
Oh he does
Holy fucking shit he has the omori AND the sunny fit
Oh my god
4:50 ohhhhhhh yeah… that’s my dad
It was sad when the store owner died
Stan had a very strong childhood
I love the part where he said he seduced a preacher 😂
"We even tried to adopt ya but I guess 12 Black Men attempting to take custody of a little White Boy wasn't a slam dunk back then..."
"Or even now, probably."
He’s competing with Doofinshmirts here
The idea of Stan getting his CIA training from taking out his mother's dates is pretty funny
“I’m in a meeting.” Lol he didn’t even try 😂
9:19 The only known time Jack spended time with Stan
1:13 best movie ever made, i love adam sandler
Even the tree is a better father than mine
7:59
So, just for the record, how canon is Blood Crieth Unto Heaven?
Personally I don’t think it’s a true part of the shows narrative (however flimsy it may be) but it’s just a stage play based on the characters of American Dad.
I do love the portrayal of Stan’s childhood in it, but I don’t consider it the truth
Well its is but isn't. Like the reason changes due to him jist leaving cuz he wants to or he hides from cops because he's a thief or he just forgets
I'm happy he has good continuity in terms of backstory
"LIKE A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH." 😆🤣😂😹
It's really sad how earnestly the Globe Trotters loved Stan, and how in the end he couldn't cope with that love so he kind of callously left them behind once he found out they didn't abandon him. It's like he sees codependency and coldness as the only true love in his life, and anything else is circumstantial. Sometimes I wish American Dad would play these characters' stories totally straight instead of just for laughs.
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Stan is a good man
The childhood restaurant episode was so wholesome I really loved how everyone really loved Stan’s idea and the food too. Roger is a despicable monster for ruining it just like he always has been. Stan should turn him into the CIA and be rid of him forever