exactly, they'll pressure you into having kids, then if you're like "i need some help, i don't know what to do and i'm struggling" they'll be like "well, that's your own fault. should have kept your legs closed!" literally can't win with those kinds of people.
Yeah totally. These conservative chuds are all about pushing having lots of kids until I have a bunch of kids and raise them in an open-minded, secular environment and teach them liberal, feminist and pro-LGBT values. Be careful what you wish for!
@@jasperjazzieand in the US, apparently it’s really expensive to give birth (because America™) so they want to force you to go into debt, raise a child in a bad environment, and then will get mad at you for not liking them
@@VexRavenhardtIf the conservative politicians were just joking all along!! They don't really want to ban books, or put women and children at risk, loosen labor laws, lower marriage age..... 😭
Exactly. Or women who “wait too long”, but it’s only because we don’t want to procreate with the wrong person then get divorced (the thing they also heavily criticize)
That’s not a blind spot that is misogyny placing women in a spot that is damned if you do damned if you don’t.. as a woman you get hated for.. being pretty, being ugly, being slutty, being prudish, being single, looking for love, being a gold digger, being career focused, being without children, being a single mom, being a married mom, being a broke mom, wearing too much makeup, not wearing makeup, going out too much for fun, staying home with cats, speaking loudly, being quiet and snobby, being fat, being skinny at the gym wearing work out clothing, being friends with a man you are not sleeping with, sleeping with man friends.. that is the entire game.. constantly be able to shit on women no matter what they do.
The child free woman thing is so wild. Why would you want every single woman on this planet to reproduce? A lot of women choose to not have children for valid reasons like genetic illness as you mentioned. We're not all meant to have kids and there's nothing wrong with that.
they hate to see childless women because it makes them realize that men not longer have complete control over what women do. it upsets them to see a woman thrive by herself lol.
These people really have a hard time wrapping their feeble brains around the fact that women are individuals and not a monolith. Not every woman wants the same thing in life. Some women are also asexual or lesbian so obviously not all women want husbands either. The fact that they're so obsessed with what random women do with their own uteruses is creepy. They love to project onto feminists and act like we're pissed when women choose to be a tradwife with a husband and kids as if we give a fuck. We don't care if women decide to live a traditional life or not. We just can't stand smugness and acting like that's the only correct way to live. We'll leave them alone and let them live their lives just fine. We just want them to leave us the fuck alone and stay out of business as well.
Implying that childless women are more depressed is ignoring the fact that postpartum depression is definitely a thing a ton of women go through after having children. Children aren’t some natural anti-depressant and shouldn’t be treated as if their value is to benefit you ya weirdos
I'd rather fill the void in my soul with stuff I enjoy doing than with a child. either way I'll probably not end up happy and one hurts me, the other hurts me and a child who didn't ask to be born.
@overlordfemto7523 How exactly is "I believe my child deserves a better life than I'd be able to give it" narcissistic? How is wanting someone else's life to be better than you're capable of making it a "narcissistic" or "selfish" trait? I do not understand the throughline of your logic, so please elaborate, extrapolate, or evacuate.
@overlordfemto7523 The second sentence. Where they explicitly state they do not want to hurt a child. That's what I interpreted as the crux of why they don't want children; they don't want to hurt any by being a bad parent. And you're... shaming them for understanding the fact they do not believe they would make a good parent and so avoid being one?
I recently heard a statistic that (in the U.S., anyway) the childless are more happy than parents because nobody (not the government, not family, not neighbors) does anything to help parents
My day in a life of a woman without kids. Waking up at 7. Working first job from 8 -16. Working second job from 16: 30 - 22: 30. Coming home exhausted, stress about rent and being greatfull I do not have to take care about another human being.
Dont you just love capitalism? You can't even say thats working to live. You cant call that living. That is working to exist. Hope shit gets better for ya soon.
just casually mention his "porn addiction" even if he doesn't have one, that will teach him to not make things up about people and also weird him out like he did to you. this only works if you are casual and slow about it though, gotta make the lie seem real by only interjecting it every so often and at the worst times. the best part is that any attempt to prove this is untrue is impossible, especially if you just say "sorry I forgot they didn't know, I didn't think it was that serious" lol
wow this first skit had me laughing my a$$ off 😐conservative humor is so comprehensible and realistic 😐not to mention their grasp on real life and what happens within it 😶
I find it amazing that they act like if she was married and had kids, she'd be able to not work. In our current economy, most people I know need every adult in the household working full time just to make ends meet. I know married women with children who would like to be a housewife, but because worker rights are shit in the US, they can't afford to be. Sure, the system is shitty, but having a husband and kids is not an escape from that.
And another thing in that equation is childcare. My therapist is currently on maternity leave, and she’s having a super hard time coming back to work because childcare is super difficult to find. Like, there are so many places in my city that have childcare for infants, but they’re all totally full. People keep having kids, but both parents still have to work to support them, so they depend on a childcare industry that can’t meet that demand
As someone who’s Mexican, this irritates me so much that folks really think that we act like that. And then on top of it, part of our diaspora reaches into all kinds of places. One of my best friends is Iraqi and Mexican and the double whammy of this video is something else
People who try to stop immigration are just shooting America in the foot.. we don’t help migrants.. migrants help America, having people come ready and willing to work and contribute to society is a blessing.. bigoted Americans are the least humble people on earth. Their video was not funny at all.. it was just ignorant
Mexican here too! Part of our culture has Arabic roots and there are many people of Arab descent here, this skit is just painful….I really thought we were beyond this “comedy”
it's funny how they act like having children and a career are mutually exclusive. they'd never ask a man to choose between being a dad and having a career, so the fact they act like women have to choose between their career and being a mother is wild. although tbf they probably look down on stay at home dads too, and they see dads parenting as "babysitting". they want you to have kids, they act like it's your only purpose for existing, but it has to fit into this ultra specific view of what parenthood should be, otherwise then it's bad and they lose their shit. it's wild.
Ya know what I also hate? This notion that women who love their pets should take care of kids instead. "Cuz obviously u wanna nuture something, might as well b a kid!!" I even got a comment like that a few days ago!😡😤 Granted, it doesn't pop up as much as what Jasper mentioned, but it sucks. Let us female animal-lovers be, damn it!
@@yourhorseyepona7309 very true, they act like being a "cat lady" is a bad thing when it's not. plus raising a cat is way different from raising a child
@overlordfemto7523 I really think you need to learn what "objective" means. Because I've noticed you use it a lot, but never in a context that makes sense.
It drives me crazy that transphobes and homophobes think accepting LGBT people is the same as forcing everyone to be LGBT 😭😭 What we're trying to tell kids is "If you are LGBT, that's fine". Emphasis on IF!! Ffs
Exactly. Conservatives routinely force their kids to be a certain way. So they assume that if they see a kid who is openly transgender or gay and has supportive parents, that much mean that the kids were "forced" to be that way.
I'm starting to think that the entire conservative group has a thing for being oppresed, they got movies where it's illegal to be christian and act like conservatives are trying to force their children to be gay and crap
If a conservative tried to write a "why did the chicken cross the road" joke, they would shoehorn in some reference to someone somewhere getting offended by it and that's what makes it funny.
@@KamenRiderFeline In reality, yes. In their minds, if you are not conforming, you ARE miserable. And if you look happy, you are secretly miserable. Your experience does not matter, only their dogma.
Dude this is like yesterday when I watched barbie with my mum and at the beginning it's showing them all with different careers and says "women can be anything they want" and my mum goes yeah even men now being transphobic and I was just sat there like dude it's you who has now brought up LGBTQ people for like the 5th time this hour unprovoked not ANYONE else (wish I had the confidence to say it in the moment). It's so frustrating cus she acts so accepting like going into school to tell them my younger brother is trans and to use he/him but then won't use it herself I can't work it out
What I don't get about the second video, is if she's constantly getting men and having abortions, and she wants to have kids, there's a pretty easy solution there.
These people seem to forget that when she goes home from her horrid job, at least she doesn't have to go home to a horrid husband who is also going to ask her to do things he should be doing and acting all superior while he can barely wipe his own ass.
I have a friend who is married but is basically a single mom because her husband is useless and we all think she'd be better off without him. I'm perpetually single and have been planning on having a kid on my own. Dating sucks and I'm not going to bring someone into my life if they don't add to it and nobody has met that standard. I'm better off having a kid on my own than having a kid with someone who is useless.
I've had to teach one of my exes how to wash their butt and I'm not even kidding. It was awkward and very, very annoying. I quit dating after that and just stuck to hookups/flings. There are good guys out there, but they're hard to find. Also, kids are expensive to have and some people just don't want to have kids. And that's ok, no matter what the conservatives or others say. Throw in the high chance at an abusive marriage and I can see why people would rather not have kids/partners.
I swear conservative comedies feed into unpacked and unchecked internalised bigotries that people have (plus additional exclusionary behaviour that happens in connection with internalised bigotries)
Conservative comedians tap into the truth, which is why they own comedy. Leftists demand to be catered to and not have their feelings hurt, which is why comedy is dead on the left.
I think Thought Slime honestly nailed it when they said that Conservative comedians don't tell jokes, they say what they believe in the cadence of a joke.
this 'you have to hate your office job and you're not allowed to look after your wellbeing or take a break ever' mentality/reputation is genuinely the reason i'm still in hospitality rather than getting a 'real job'
@overlordfemto7523 Pakistan isn't in the middle east... seriously, just google it. After about two seconds it will tell you that only these 16 countries qualify as the Middle East: Bahrain Cyprus Egypt Iran Iraq Israel Jordan Kuwait Lebanon Oman Qatar Saudi Arabia Syria Turkey United Arab Emirates Yemen
Why do they believe women without kids don't have friends??? It seems so weird, because you can just tell they're not coming from an absurdist comedy standpoint, the "skit" spouts the some bizarre beliefs you hear from their pundits, like genuinely outraged that women just wanna chill and make some food at home and enjoy their time, money and peace. I'll never understand others trying to insist they're lifestyle on someone else. Mary, if waking up at 6:30AM to make your four kids (one of which is your husband) lunch for the day makes you happy, I'm not gonna break into your kitchen and scream at you for it, I'm gonna let you live your life and hope it brings you fulfillment, even if _my_ version of fulfillment is different. It's that simple. Also the anti-Mexican/Middle Eastern/Ukrainian (???) video gives me too much of a headache to comment on.
@overlordfemto7523 lol, probably another Californian in Austin. I used to blow up cars at the Hicksville shooting range, and that’s also why they got closed down, so don’t tell me about Texas, poser.
Liberal comedy is cringe AF. A bunch of people dancing in syringe custumea to encourage vaccination on the Colbert show... that's what passes for comedy on the left. Norm MacDonald destroys all of these woke leftists, hands down.
10:59 my daughter has significant mental illness and has decided that she's going to get her tubes tied as soon as she's old enough that they will let her. She's 19 now and it has my support in this decision by insurance won't cover it until she's at least 21. Which, in the United States, means that they want her to wait until she has no medical insurance and then gets pregnant against her wishes. And yes she's already on contraception but it only last for five years and the only other thing that lasts longer is extremely painful to get put in. And yes, I have had one. IUDs are incredibly painful for insertion for a lot of us.
29:50 act or just be real about not understanding what they're saying. You could've said, "what do you mean?" And just keep making him explain himself until even he can't see anything but racism.
Around 23:50 or so The commentary about work only being valid if you hate it hit so close to home I dropped out of college for mental health reasons after being a “gifted kid” my whole education. It’s been a few years and I’ve been working minimum wage jobs instead, worked at three places in different states and now I’m working two jobs and one of them is as an escape room game master and I LOVE it. It still pays minimum wage and there are still MASSIVE issues with the job itself, but I honestly enjoy it. And that has been such a mind fuck for me.
Oh wow! Similar track for me. "Gifted" child getting overstressed (and bullied in my case), eventually screwing college and working minimum wage jobs until I found one I LOVE. Table games dealer for a casino. Plenty of issues, but the company itself is chill enough and my higher ups are so good to us! Pay is pretty decent too. I actually love my job. Never thought I'd say it.
I just graduated high school and started working as an escape room game master to make some money before starting uni and is honestly is so much fun even tho stressfull at the beginning (I always fear I forgot sth) but I am SO GLAD I chose this job instead of being a supermarket cashier or sth (even tho that would make me more money cuz I could work more hours)
being alone is very different from being lonely i dont think they understand that plus not having kids doesnt mean that you also dont have friends or etc
lol at the childless woman one. I don't ever want children, and neither does my boyfriend of 4years. I also don't drink. But even if there are childless people who go clubbing, have meaningless sex, and get home at 4am, that's not your problem in the slightest 🥴 try being concerned about something that actually matters and affects you, challenge: impossible
And what exactly is supposed to be the logic behind her being alone all the time? One would think not having kids would actually help being able to spend time with friends
Your point at 10:50 is me. My family has a long history of mental illness, and I'm a severe case of it. Along with other things, pepetitive high-pitched sounds make me anxious and irritated, and I get irrationally angry when they don't stop. If I have children I'm definitely passing on the mental illness, and that's IF I don't literally unalive my infant from either neglect or outright abuse trying to get it to stop crying. Why on EARTH would I create a small person knowing this to be true?
I'm a 31 year old childfree by choice woman and I'm offended that conservatives think I fill the void by going clubbing, drinking, and having meaningless sex. I fill the void by staying home, smoking weed, and playing video games tyvm.
@@professorfoxtrotWe ahould ship the conservatives back to their native habitat so they can do whatever the hell tgey want to do to each other without causing actual humans any more problems. Conservatives beling in human space s just as much Matt "I violate my children's consent all the time" brlongs within 500 meters of anywhwte humam children are knkwn to gather.
I can't even laugh at how stupid it is. It feels like someone showed examples of comedy to aliens and had them create a skit with the topic of immigration.
>takes alcohol while being on meds w somehow zero side effects >health is somehow not so terribly affected by these daily habits that it would p much make them infertile anyway the hek... i mean there's a chance i guess but omg. also most women with children- go to work! there is so much more to life than having kids, like, do they think retired people/empty nesters are that miserable? nah, they're on cruises having a nice time without kids. the mental gymnasticsss
Wtf did I just watch???? How can someone come up with these "comedy" ideas, write a script, film it, rewatch it, edit it, etc and still come out of that process thinking that it's top tier comedy gold???? I'm so concerned
damn, i just came back from binging some of your vids I missed and refreshed my youtube right into this. let’s see what The Onion’s lesser cousin is cooking
Adorable side note that I hope brightens your day: I adopted a kitten that three months old, she doesn’t exactly comprehend screens or mirrors yet, and whenever I watch one of your videos she’ll stare and then she kinda touches her paw to the screen because she wants pets and it’s the cutest thing ever
i work at a toy store. every time a parent comes in with a screaming child they always have a look on their face that says "i want to fucking die". If i had to deal with that every fucking day I would feel the same. Fuck having kids.
You can always expect Conservative satire to just portray whatever topic they clearly don't understand themselves is a "lib own." Conservatives Satire feels more like satire of Conservatives by Conservatives.
@@SonotmickeY3626I think that’s a mentally ill kid (after witnessing it for months). Wonder what’s going on in their life to make them so obsessive. Oh well, maybe they will grow out of it in a few years …
I have a lot of medical issues that I wouldn’t want to pass on and I love peace and quiet, but I also wouldn’t mind having a kid if it works out like that. It’ll just depend on what happens
the funniest part of this is in that single women without children video where she doesn't take all her meds at once lmao like melissa i don't have time for that I'm taking all of my psych meds in one go and I'm also not drinking bc I'm not allowed to with all of those meds lmao just because yall are mentally ill and only medicate with alcohol pls don't assume we do too 😂 edit: tbh if you've never spent time on stan twt especially kpop stan twt, u have not SEEN anything as far as bans and reports lmao like stans will really get people's accounts deleted for having opinions they dislike about their faves 💀
10:18 this actually makes me mad cuz I struggle a lot with the fact that I have to take so many different medicines just to function right, seeing people treating it like a joke is so stupid like. I wouldn't be taking all these meds if I didn't absolutely have to, don't treat it like I'm doing it just for the hell of it
It also makes me mad that they imply 'if you'd just have babies, you'd be fine!' even though there are plenty of mothers with husbands who have mental illness.
I have 2 kids and I love them. We worked insanely hard to get them here, it was not an accident but let me be very honest if you're concerned about monotonous life filled with tedious tasks and isolation from adult conversation and activities plus a massive resource drain (financial, emotional, physical) then kids is not the solution to not have that life 😂😂😂
I want the writers of the childless sketch to tell me why having kids has more meaning that anything else. Don't get me wrong, I love hanging out with my nephews and nieces, raising kids is cool. But nothing in reality has intrinsic meaning except that which you give it.
I hate the conservative view of child free women. My partner and I have been married for 5 years and still don't want kids (but we love our cats very much). I work with children and absolutely love it. It's very fulfilling, we just don't want one. Instead we go on adventures, spend time with our friends, and I get to pursue a PhD. Not sad or unsatisfied with my life at all! 💁🏻♀️
My conservative step father thinks he's hilarious. Most of his comedy is literally "woman wants to be a man and still wants to get pregnant, then you aren't a man" (yes he thinks that's a joke) and "Mexicans are poor" And yes, he laughs out loud when he says these things. Conservatives don't understand humor.
Regarding that first one...They would lose their damn minds if they knew that some guys transition and find they're more COMFORTABLE with "feminine" activities. There are a TON of things I actually feel comfortable engaging with because even though some shallow people are weird about a man doing them, I feel CORRECT being seen as a man doing them, whereas when I was seen as a "woman" doing them, they felt so OFF.
Honestly, the first one felt like they were saying target wasn't getting enough young boys to buy things and so they were trying to convince kids to get gender reassignment surgery so they could sell more "boy" toys and clothes. When our side is just saying, "if your kid wants a gi joe and barbie for their birthday, sure. Why would i care?"
And likewise there are some women who transition and feel more secure expressing more masc aspects of their personalities as women than they did as men. I feel more correct being seen as a woman wearing all black and blasting Iron Maiden than I did as a man. I've gone from being a femme-of-center gay man to sort of a soft-butch lesbian, and I've never been happier.
They act as if having children would solve the mental health crisis or something. Im 23 years old. I have a husband and a toddler who i love VERY much, and im also 30 weeks pregnant with my second baby. Guess what? IM STILL MENTALLY ILL! It honestly makes it harder being AuDHD bc the overstimulation of having a toddler who doesnt understand emotional regulation and helping regulate them while attempting to keep yourself emotionally regulated is a TRIP and definitely not for everyone
@overlordfemto7523 you're always in these comments being an absolute ass. I have a family, a life, and am already a wonderful mother. Obviously all you have is way too much time on your hands 🤷
@overlordfemto7523 wow. That's rude. She's doing her best. Mentally ill moms can still be good moms. My.mother is bipolar and she did her best. Was everything perfect? No, but I overall had a good childhood thanks to her
the video about kids I hate so incredibly much because I want a bunch of kids and if I found out that I couldn't have kids because of fertility issues or something and then I went on RUclips and saw a video like this I think it would actually break me, so I can't imagine how other people who do have fertility issues and want kids might feel if they saw that
I'm almost thirty and don't have kids. I have massive panic attacks when I'm on my period, and sometimes they turn into flashbacks. Having my child see that would be a scarring experience that they would never forget. I would never, ever put a child through that for my own selfish reasons, or pass these illnesses onto them. That would be another level of cruel. Also, I do management at a ky/nk club until 2am and it's the most fulfilling part of my life.
i grew up as an extremely feminine little girl, loving pink and dresses and my little pony and what have you. now im on masculinizing hrt. the things you like and enjoy have nothing to do with your gender
Man that second video kinda grinds my gears. Especially when lately it’s been projected that younger people are slowly killing the alcohol and clubbing business because they aren’t really into that stuff. Heck I’m 23 been in a 5 year relationship where neither my partner or I don’t like going out late nor drinking 😂 we rather walk trails or play videogames. And not having kids just means we’re able to pay our bills without worrying about being able to eat or live paycheck to paycheck. And idk why people view having a job at any gender a bad thing. Money for my luxury is my focus. I want a happy life not a forced dreaded worn down life
i love the fact that between my two parents-my conservative, christian, sexist parents-my mom is the main breadwinner of the house and is 4 positions higher than my dad, and they work for the same company
literally what is wrong with having cats lmao also if they're so convinced every woman who chooses not to have children is so miserable for that very reason, why do they think people keep making that choice and not filling the Child Void tm with.. children
I will never understand what's so funny about jokes that make fun of other people. Like what is so funny about making fun of someone because they chose not to have children or can't have them, making jokes because someone exist and are being oppressed to the point that even the one time a year businesses want to acknowledge their existence gets attacked, the whole nonsense of making a joke out of literal crime against children just because two adults who just happen to be of the same gender want to date or get married or that people who aren't cis & straight simply want to exist, or making tasteless jokes because someone is of a different ethnicity to u &/or is apart of different culture than u
another thing that realy bugs me about the border skit is that the guy is supposed to be arabic but he has PAKISTANI money. they use the saudi riyal in saudi arabia. then again, i dont know why i would expect racism to be "accurate".
Always love your videos you are awesome you don't usually hear conservative and comedy in the same sentence conservative usually have a very dry Personality and sense of humour always enjoy your videos
Also some antidepressants cannot be taken while pregnant, like they could cause an increase in risk. My older sister was in a hospital for a year and needs antidepressants. Having a child would mean not taking the meds which could be life threatening. Although this depends on the type of medication, the more commonly used type of antidepressants are said to be safe for pregnancy. My mum had breast cancer when i was very little. I always wanted a younger sibling, but she told me that she couldnt have kids because of the cancer meds . That she'd have to go off them to have kids which could risk the cancer coming back. Hormonal therapy drugs, which helps with breast cancer, is high risk during pregnancy and can be required to take for many years. By the time she fully finished cancer treatment she was too old to have more kids. This is not the black and white debate that they present it as. And btw, both my mum and sister love kids. Living in an all disabled household (autism, adhd, hEDS, more), animals are very loved. The idea that having cats instead of children being a bad thing is ableist and discounts a lot of women's issues. I always wanted more siblings, instead we got 8 cats, 2 dogs, 7 guinea pigs, 2 bunnies, 3 hamsters and a ferret in my whole 18 years as a child (not all at the same time). They mean the world to me and are considered just as much family. One day I'd love to be at a place medically where I can have children with my future gf where it's just our dna. If we don't get there, any way is fine. Not every woman can carry children. Not every woman who wants a child can get pregnant. Not every woman who has a child gave birth to it or carried it. Not every woman wants a child.
Yes! Preach! These conservatives need to learn that having kids isn't a black'n'white issue. And stop shaming any of us for having pets instead of kids! (I, too, got shamed for "choosing animals over kids"🫠)
The video about single childless women was a response to Chelsea Handler‘s clip about being a single childless women. If you haven’t seen it, it was obviously meant to be a joke. But it still managed to trigger all a lot of conservatives.
Im from mexico. I have aVery specific airport story involving an older couple (around 60+ years old) and them being out on a missionary thing. It was SO WEIRD
@@LooseDeuce well let me tell you. It's not a lot but it's REALLY FUNNY how conservatives get into an idea and do not let go. So I was taking a flight from a city called Chihuahua (yes, it exists) back to my city. And we were in the security line. It was me and my sister taking the plane on our own. I must've been around 17-18. Now when you hear Mexico, a lot of people still think it's all small towns with nothing but desert and I'm pretty sure that even after visiting that's mostly what these two Americans thought. I had full on bright purple hair, whole hair dyed deal. I can't remember most of how I looked besides that. I was talking to my sister, and then I feel a tap on my shoulder. The old woman pointed at my hair and said with her American accent, but in Spanish. "What beautiful hair". And proceeded to give me a card that said something about loving Jesus? I can't remember what it said. I respond in English, "thank you, I like purple." And she seemed genuinely shocked. After a couple of minutes she taps me on the shoulder again and asks, in English this time. "Where did you learn to speak English?" (From now on all our conversations are in English) I smile and reply "At school, my sister and I are from another city and we learned it as a part of our normal classes." Sister: "Hi" She looks surprised, still, and tells me while pointing at her husband. "We come here regularly, we are missionaries. I'm surprised you can speak English this well!" After that we had a very small chat about probably the line or something. But she seemed really impressed someone in Mexico could actually speak English. And every time I think of that interaction I can't understand a few things. 1- *why* did she feel the need to give me a prayer to Jesus after pointing out my hair 2- why was she so surprised that someone in a Mexican state bordering the US, mind you, was able to speak good English. The whole conversation felt like she thought all of Mexico was just small towns and it just felt very uncomfortable the way she was being condescending. And it just feels like white conservatives treat others like that? I felt slightly offended at "oh I can't believe you know my language since you are Mexican." Not big nor dramatic it was just very weird and a little bit of how conservatives just want to believe whatever they want without learning.
@@InterstellarNoalol I had a very similar example but with a conservative French lady. I'm German and back in highschool I spoke pretty decent French. Went on am exchange thing for 2 weeks and the family I was staying with had this aunt? We never actually got introduced properly. Anyway, the first and only time I met her she spoke to me sooooo sloooowly you'd think I'm hard of hearing, stupid and possibly from another planet. I answered her with fluent French and she was so shocked. I will never forget the look on her face. But yea, we were in a part of France that reeeeaaaly didn't like foreigners. We could hear them talking about is while walking through the streets all the fucking time. Or maybe just not us Germans, which, yk, kinda fair.
Something that I've repeatedly heard is if u like ur job, then it's an easy job & it just makes me want to facepalm every time. It's either u should hate ur job & also strive to make more money even if it's not a job u want or like or its if u do get a job u like then it's must be easy because the concept of thing like mental stress don't exist in their mind or the idea that just because u like ur job doesn't mean u don't have some form of stress doesn't cross their mind
These conservatives caricature the left as promoting working women as liberated whilst ignoring the injustices of the work. This criticism may only be true of liberals who don’t have a Marxist class analysis, but it is laughable to say that about Marxists. Their analysis ends at ‘women are happier in the home’ which is pure reactionary obfuscation away from the exploitation inherent to capitalism (they don’t want to blame that). I’d recommend the pamphlet ‘A Marxist Introduction To Women’s Struggle’ from Wellred books.
the second skit is so gross because there's so many women that actually do want kids that can't have kids. they're making fun of the people that don't want kids and are living a life they want to live but they're also making fun of the people that want to have kids but can't for one reason or another. none of this is funny it's gross and i hope the babylon bee or whagever it is catches fire edit: i commented this right before she said it in the video oop
Wait u have music?!? Ur ending song monsters and fairies is such a bop!!! I never knew that was you!!! Im shook! I even looked up who did that song weeks ago and saw it was savannah but i guess i never put two and two together lmao. Thats sick!
Why do people care about other people having children? They would probably hate how those children would be raised anyways 🤦♀️
exactly, they'll pressure you into having kids, then if you're like "i need some help, i don't know what to do and i'm struggling" they'll be like "well, that's your own fault. should have kept your legs closed!"
literally can't win with those kinds of people.
Yeah totally. These conservative chuds are all about pushing having lots of kids until I have a bunch of kids and raise them in an open-minded, secular environment and teach them liberal, feminist and pro-LGBT values. Be careful what you wish for!
@@jasperjazzieand in the US, apparently it’s really expensive to give birth (because America™) so they want to force you to go into debt, raise a child in a bad environment, and then will get mad at you for not liking them
They also promote "purity culture" but hate asexuals ...
@@jasperjazzieLiterally!
Oh, God, here we go…forget toxic gossip train, we’re getting on the delusional conservative express 💀
Exactly!
I love this comment! 😂
Forget the ukelele! We need a sexist country music guitar!🤣
@@sinninginsadness1225yes!
*Chugging down the facts of real misinformation-*
never thought i'd see "conservative" and "comedy" in the same sentence.
Because they're the same word 😂
@@VexRavenhardtIf the conservative politicians were just joking all along!! They don't really want to ban books, or put women and children at risk, loosen labor laws, lower marriage age..... 😭
@@liamsteamwalsh8421 I was gonna say Ron White, but then I forgot he had sex with a fem boy in Hawaii... Oh and he's not funny. 😭🤣
Idk, everytime I see something conservative, it's a really good comedy
@@matissimoj1190 yet you didn't even include an example... 🤷🤔☺️
I love the intentional conservative blind-spot of people who want children, but are aware it would financially devastate them so they don't.
It's a fundie thing, anyone that doesn't follow the "quiverfull" mentality is automatically a child-hating monster...
Exactly. Or women who “wait too long”, but it’s only because we don’t want to procreate with the wrong person then get divorced (the thing they also heavily criticize)
That’s not a blind spot that is misogyny placing women in a spot that is damned if you do damned if you don’t.. as a woman you get hated for.. being pretty, being ugly, being slutty, being prudish, being single, looking for love, being a gold digger, being career focused, being without children, being a single mom, being a married mom, being a broke mom, wearing too much makeup, not wearing makeup, going out too much for fun, staying home with cats, speaking loudly, being quiet and snobby, being fat, being skinny at the gym wearing work out clothing, being friends with a man you are not sleeping with, sleeping with man friends.. that is the entire game.. constantly be able to shit on women no matter what they do.
@@beastofburdonHow dare you only want to have children with a good person XD
And God forbid if you're child free... BY CHOICE 😱
The child free woman thing is so wild. Why would you want every single woman on this planet to reproduce? A lot of women choose to not have children for valid reasons like genetic illness as you mentioned. We're not all meant to have kids and there's nothing wrong with that.
they hate to see childless women because it makes them realize that men not longer have complete control over what women do. it upsets them to see a woman thrive by herself lol.
Because conservative opiod addicts need a place to stick their peens so they can have kids and get government assistance because of it.
Sad really.
They don’t see women as humans
they really said “women’s autonomy? never heard of it.”
These people really have a hard time wrapping their feeble brains around the fact that women are individuals and not a monolith. Not every woman wants the same thing in life. Some women are also asexual or lesbian so obviously not all women want husbands either. The fact that they're so obsessed with what random women do with their own uteruses is creepy. They love to project onto feminists and act like we're pissed when women choose to be a tradwife with a husband and kids as if we give a fuck. We don't care if women decide to live a traditional life or not. We just can't stand smugness and acting like that's the only correct way to live. We'll leave them alone and let them live their lives just fine. We just want them to leave us the fuck alone and stay out of business as well.
Implying that childless women are more depressed is ignoring the fact that postpartum depression is definitely a thing a ton of women go through after having children. Children aren’t some natural anti-depressant and shouldn’t be treated as if their value is to benefit you ya weirdos
I'd rather fill the void in my soul with stuff I enjoy doing than with a child. either way I'll probably not end up happy and one hurts me, the other hurts me and a child who didn't ask to be born.
@overlordfemto7523 That makes no sense; "You're a narcissist because you don't want to harm another person by being a bad parent to them!"
_What?_
@overlordfemto7523 How exactly is "I believe my child deserves a better life than I'd be able to give it" narcissistic? How is wanting someone else's life to be better than you're capable of making it a "narcissistic" or "selfish" trait? I do not understand the throughline of your logic, so please elaborate, extrapolate, or evacuate.
@overlordfemto7523 The second sentence. Where they explicitly state they do not want to hurt a child. That's what I interpreted as the crux of why they don't want children; they don't want to hurt any by being a bad parent. And you're... shaming them for understanding the fact they do not believe they would make a good parent and so avoid being one?
I recently heard a statistic that (in the U.S., anyway) the childless are more happy than parents because nobody (not the government, not family, not neighbors) does anything to help parents
My day in a life of a woman without kids.
Waking up at 7.
Working first job from 8 -16.
Working second job from 16: 30 - 22: 30.
Coming home exhausted, stress about rent and being greatfull I do not have to take care about another human being.
Dont you just love capitalism? You can't even say thats working to live. You cant call that living. That is working to exist. Hope shit gets better for ya soon.
I hope things get better for you❤
My brother-in-law watches this "comedy," which explains why he suddenly started characterizing my use of antidepressants as a "pill addiction." 🙄
So sorry you have to deal with that- hopefully he’ll realize how ignorant that is.
just casually mention his "porn addiction" even if he doesn't have one, that will teach him to not make things up about people and also weird him out like he did to you. this only works if you are casual and slow about it though, gotta make the lie seem real by only interjecting it every so often and at the worst times. the best part is that any attempt to prove this is untrue is impossible, especially if you just say "sorry I forgot they didn't know, I didn't think it was that serious" lol
Hope he gets better.
I hope he finds MUCH better comedy.
wow this first skit had me laughing my a$$ off 😐conservative humor is so comprehensible and realistic 😐not to mention their grasp on real life and what happens within it 😶
It's absolutely totally funny 😐and not a delusional conservative's messed up sense of humor 😐
They got the whole squad laughing fr 😐
Idk I didn’t think it was that funny.
@@wAnderingspiritss yea that's kinda the joke but fr
@randomerpa2563 Oh- sorry I didn’t really know if it was a joke.
I find it amazing that they act like if she was married and had kids, she'd be able to not work. In our current economy, most people I know need every adult in the household working full time just to make ends meet. I know married women with children who would like to be a housewife, but because worker rights are shit in the US, they can't afford to be. Sure, the system is shitty, but having a husband and kids is not an escape from that.
And another thing in that equation is childcare. My therapist is currently on maternity leave, and she’s having a super hard time coming back to work because childcare is super difficult to find. Like, there are so many places in my city that have childcare for infants, but they’re all totally full. People keep having kids, but both parents still have to work to support them, so they depend on a childcare industry that can’t meet that demand
Unfortunately true
As someone who’s Mexican, this irritates me so much that folks really think that we act like that. And then on top of it, part of our diaspora reaches into all kinds of places. One of my best friends is Iraqi and Mexican and the double whammy of this video is something else
People who try to stop immigration are just shooting America in the foot.. we don’t help migrants.. migrants help America, having people come ready and willing to work and contribute to society is a blessing.. bigoted Americans are the least humble people on earth. Their video was not funny at all.. it was just ignorant
'''eeeeyyyy mannnn why u go to stereotype mexicans essay"
Mexican here too! Part of our culture has Arabic roots and there are many people of Arab descent here, this skit is just painful….I really thought we were beyond this “comedy”
@@DanielaMartinez-wt6ir I thought the skit was funny. We need to lighten up.
@@professorfoxtrot or maybe comedy needs to grow and stop relying on the same "joke"
it's funny how they act like having children and a career are mutually exclusive.
they'd never ask a man to choose between being a dad and having a career, so the fact they act like women have to choose between their career and being a mother is wild.
although tbf they probably look down on stay at home dads too, and they see dads parenting as "babysitting".
they want you to have kids, they act like it's your only purpose for existing, but it has to fit into this ultra specific view of what parenthood should be, otherwise then it's bad and they lose their shit. it's wild.
Ya know what I also hate? This notion that women who love their pets should take care of kids instead. "Cuz obviously u wanna nuture something, might as well b a kid!!" I even got a comment like that a few days ago!😡😤
Granted, it doesn't pop up as much as what Jasper mentioned, but it sucks. Let us female animal-lovers be, damn it!
@@yourhorseyepona7309 very true, they act like being a "cat lady" is a bad thing when it's not. plus raising a cat is way different from raising a child
@jasperjazzie YES! I raise pets bcuz their not like kids. People always wanna make fun of cat ladies, but I bet they're living their best life!
@overlordfemto7523 I really think you need to learn what "objective" means. Because I've noticed you use it a lot, but never in a context that makes sense.
@@yourhorseyepona7309YES❤️👍
It drives me crazy that transphobes and homophobes think accepting LGBT people is the same as forcing everyone to be LGBT 😭😭 What we're trying to tell kids is "If you are LGBT, that's fine". Emphasis on IF!! Ffs
They want to groom little kids!
because they think it's a choice-- and automatically associate lgbt+ with child predator
Exactly. Conservatives routinely force their kids to be a certain way. So they assume that if they see a kid who is openly transgender or gay and has supportive parents, that much mean that the kids were "forced" to be that way.
Wierdo Alert!!!
Yea, homo/transphobic people are so strange.
I just hate when the target dog comes up to my daughter and tries to change her gender, it happens so often! /j
same ! it’s so annoying 🙄🙄🙄
Me too! It’s so irritating!
I'm starting to think that the entire conservative group has a thing for being oppresed, they got movies where it's illegal to be christian and act like conservatives are trying to force their children to be gay and crap
14:00 ‘Childless children’
I wish all children were childless children, but right wing lawmakers would rather force them to carry a pregnancy
Gotta love this country!!! (sarcasm) (i hate it here)
@overlordfemto7523 oh I'm not the one ruining it hun
Liberals want access to kids so they can groom them.
@overlordfemto7523pay for it then
@overlordfemto7523 How are they ruining it? /gen
If a conservative tried to write a "why did the chicken cross the road" joke, they would shoehorn in some reference to someone somewhere getting offended by it and that's what makes it funny.
Tell me you've never met a childless single women without... actually no thats a pretty explicit statement they haven't
Yeah…
Unmarried childless women are miserable and there's a higher probability of being diagnosed with feminism and communism.
Yeah
Conservative Comedy: "Conform or be miserable. We own the only path to happiness. Now laugh."
That's a horrible imitation of a conservative.
Liberal comedy: "That's ----phobic. Ban!"
More like "Conform and be miserable."
@@professorfoxtrot
...uh buddy, the people here are definitely not liberals
@@KamenRiderFeline In reality, yes. In their minds, if you are not conforming, you ARE miserable. And if you look happy, you are secretly miserable. Your experience does not matter, only their dogma.
And also you have to conform by being miserable like the rest of us otherwise you’re entitled
Imagine forcing a kid to be in a video about “gender changing” and acting like ANYONE else is the issue 🤮
Leftist groomers.
Dude this is like yesterday when I watched barbie with my mum and at the beginning it's showing them all with different careers and says "women can be anything they want" and my mum goes yeah even men now being transphobic and I was just sat there like dude it's you who has now brought up LGBTQ people for like the 5th time this hour unprovoked not ANYONE else (wish I had the confidence to say it in the moment). It's so frustrating cus she acts so accepting like going into school to tell them my younger brother is trans and to use he/him but then won't use it herself I can't work it out
@@princessofhell4639the narcissistic impulse to save face while also being as much of a dick as you want in private
@@princessofhell4639 sounds like your mom needs a reality check, stay safe but I definitely support you calling her out if u can.
Imagine if that poor child ended up being trans or another member of the LGBTQ plus community. Even if they’re not, I still feel sorry for them.
What I don't get about the second video, is if she's constantly getting men and having abortions, and she wants to have kids, there's a pretty easy solution there.
😂😂😂😂 omg so true
These people seem to forget that when she goes home from her horrid job, at least she doesn't have to go home to a horrid husband who is also going to ask her to do things he should be doing and acting all superior while he can barely wipe his own ass.
I have a friend who is married but is basically a single mom because her husband is useless and we all think she'd be better off without him. I'm perpetually single and have been planning on having a kid on my own. Dating sucks and I'm not going to bring someone into my life if they don't add to it and nobody has met that standard. I'm better off having a kid on my own than having a kid with someone who is useless.
I've had to teach one of my exes how to wash their butt and I'm not even kidding. It was awkward and very, very annoying. I quit dating after that and just stuck to hookups/flings. There are good guys out there, but they're hard to find. Also, kids are expensive to have and some people just don't want to have kids. And that's ok, no matter what the conservatives or others say. Throw in the high chance at an abusive marriage and I can see why people would rather not have kids/partners.
I'm sorry about your friend. I wish her luck@@MonaLyssa33
@overlordfemto7523 Uh huh, sure buddy.
I never said be alone. I just said I don't date; I still have reasonably fun flings and hookups :D . Also, I'm bi , dearie.
I swear conservative comedies feed into unpacked and unchecked internalised bigotries that people have (plus additional exclusionary behaviour that happens in connection with internalised bigotries)
Nice pfp, trans Sonic rules 🌈
Conservative comedians tap into the truth, which is why they own comedy. Leftists demand to be catered to and not have their feelings hurt, which is why comedy is dead on the left.
I think Thought Slime honestly nailed it when they said that Conservative comedians don't tell jokes, they say what they believe in the cadence of a joke.
In liberal comedy, the punchline for every joke is "that's offensive"
@@professorfoxtrot Then it should be easy to provide a link to one comedy special where that's the case.
this 'you have to hate your office job and you're not allowed to look after your wellbeing or take a break ever' mentality/reputation is genuinely the reason i'm still in hospitality rather than getting a 'real job'
28:32 the fact that they call him “middle eastern” when he’s Pakistani is the cherry on top. Pakistan is in South Asia
I think it has been everyone’s experience that bigots are geographically challenged 😂
True but thats just racism for you
Motherfuckers think they have a feud with India for funsies I guess.
@overlordfemto7523 Pakistan isn't in the middle east... seriously, just google it. After about two seconds it will tell you that only these 16 countries qualify as the Middle East:
Bahrain
Cyprus
Egypt
Iran
Iraq
Israel
Jordan
Kuwait
Lebanon
Oman
Qatar
Saudi Arabia
Syria
Turkey
United Arab Emirates
Yemen
Russia is eurasian
Why do they believe women without kids don't have friends??? It seems so weird, because you can just tell they're not coming from an absurdist comedy standpoint, the "skit" spouts the some bizarre beliefs you hear from their pundits, like genuinely outraged that women just wanna chill and make some food at home and enjoy their time, money and peace.
I'll never understand others trying to insist they're lifestyle on someone else. Mary, if waking up at 6:30AM to make your four kids (one of which is your husband) lunch for the day makes you happy, I'm not gonna break into your kitchen and scream at you for it, I'm gonna let you live your life and hope it brings you fulfillment, even if _my_ version of fulfillment is different.
It's that simple.
Also the anti-Mexican/Middle Eastern/Ukrainian (???) video gives me too much of a headache to comment on.
Also, people with kids have social connection slots devoted to parents-of-kids'-friends, leaving less space for actual friendships.
Conservative logic, “if I can’t tell brown people apart they can’t either”.
The entire conservative wirlview seems to be based on them being the smartest people on earth, when in actual reality they're barely people.
quite a bold claim, you got proof to back it up? or will you back pedal and call it a joke?
@@SpaghettiTheEddie it’s… in the video. They do it. Wtf are you talking about?
@overlordfemto7523 it’s a reference to the video… it’s a joke, which makes sense why a conservative didn’t get it.
@overlordfemto7523 lol, probably another Californian in Austin. I used to blow up cars at the Hicksville shooting range, and that’s also why they got closed down, so don’t tell me about Texas, poser.
Conservative comedy is an oxymoron 100%
This ☝️
Liberal comedy is cringe AF. A bunch of people dancing in syringe custumea to encourage vaccination on the Colbert show... that's what passes for comedy on the left. Norm MacDonald destroys all of these woke leftists, hands down.
When it’s comedic, it’s probably accidental
Chapelle was right about the alphabet people
Real
10:59 my daughter has significant mental illness and has decided that she's going to get her tubes tied as soon as she's old enough that they will let her.
She's 19 now and it has my support in this decision by insurance won't cover it until she's at least 21.
Which, in the United States, means that they want her to wait until she has no medical insurance and then gets pregnant against her wishes.
And yes she's already on contraception but it only last for five years and the only other thing that lasts longer is extremely painful to get put in. And yes, I have had one. IUDs are incredibly painful for insertion for a lot of us.
12:23 what does she have against cats?
Is she saying she doesn't like things you can't control?
Yeah because Chelsea Handler… The person they're mocking in this video… Looks super sad about her life.
13:16
15:19 but also… they're SO CLOSE to getting it.
😂
26:01 savanna, have you seen that they are literally booby trapping the Rio Grande so that when immigrants cross the river they die?
29:50 act or just be real about not understanding what they're saying.
You could've said, "what do you mean?" And just keep making him explain himself until even he can't see anything but racism.
1) Confirmed: Bigotry is ALSO intersectional.
2) Not yet confirmed: The existence of right-wing humor that is actually funny.
Confirmed: The female version of Ghostbusters is shit.
right wing comady is funny, just not in the way they intend.
@@fourthmatchflame Leftists can't even spell comedy. Step aside, kid.
@@fourthmatchflameit's a sad funny, like watching a karen.
Around 23:50 or so
The commentary about work only being valid if you hate it hit so close to home
I dropped out of college for mental health reasons after being a “gifted kid” my whole education. It’s been a few years and I’ve been working minimum wage jobs instead, worked at three places in different states and now I’m working two jobs and one of them is as an escape room game master and I LOVE it. It still pays minimum wage and there are still MASSIVE issues with the job itself, but I honestly enjoy it. And that has been such a mind fuck for me.
Oh wow! Similar track for me. "Gifted" child getting overstressed (and bullied in my case), eventually screwing college and working minimum wage jobs until I found one I LOVE. Table games dealer for a casino. Plenty of issues, but the company itself is chill enough and my higher ups are so good to us! Pay is pretty decent too. I actually love my job. Never thought I'd say it.
Honestly I would love to be an escape room master, it sounds like such a fun time to watch people do stupid shit 😂
I just graduated high school and started working as an escape room game master to make some money before starting uni and is honestly is so much fun even tho stressfull at the beginning (I always fear I forgot sth) but I am SO GLAD I chose this job instead of being a supermarket cashier or sth (even tho that would make me more money cuz I could work more hours)
being alone is very different from being lonely i dont think they understand that
plus not having kids doesnt mean that you also dont have friends or etc
lol at the childless woman one. I don't ever want children, and neither does my boyfriend of 4years. I also don't drink. But even if there are childless people who go clubbing, have meaningless sex, and get home at 4am, that's not your problem in the slightest 🥴 try being concerned about something that actually matters and affects you, challenge: impossible
And what's wrong with taking care of cats? You're still taking care of something.
And what exactly is supposed to be the logic behind her being alone all the time? One would think not having kids would actually help being able to spend time with friends
@@orsolyafekete7485 Like Kiwi pointed out, women could not want to have kids because of mental health issues. Some want financial freedom.
@@orsolyafekete7485 Exactly!
@@roxassora2706 For real. Taking care of animals is serious stuff, she acts like you can just have cats be in your house while you're at the club 24/7
Your point at 10:50 is me. My family has a long history of mental illness, and I'm a severe case of it. Along with other things, pepetitive high-pitched sounds make me anxious and irritated, and I get irrationally angry when they don't stop. If I have children I'm definitely passing on the mental illness, and that's IF I don't literally unalive my infant from either neglect or outright abuse trying to get it to stop crying. Why on EARTH would I create a small person knowing this to be true?
I'm a 31 year old childfree by choice woman and I'm offended that conservatives think I fill the void by going clubbing, drinking, and having meaningless sex.
I fill the void by staying home, smoking weed, and playing video games tyvm.
the ‘mexican or terrorist?’ skit pisses me off so bad. im laughing so hard at the very important problem of immigration.
@@professorfoxtrotwe should ship you to space😊😊😊😊😊
@@professorfoxtrotWe ahould ship the conservatives back to their native habitat so they can do whatever the hell tgey want to do to each other without causing actual humans any more problems. Conservatives beling in human space s just as much Matt "I violate my children's consent all the time" brlongs within 500 meters of anywhwte humam children are knkwn to gather.
I can't even laugh at how stupid it is. It feels like someone showed examples of comedy to aliens and had them create a skit with the topic of immigration.
@@professorfoxtrot we get it, you hate other people
@@RageOfBeef I don't hate people - just stupidity.
If I hadn't been exposed to too much of the conservative mindset, I'd swear these were made by a being who started conversations "Hello fellow humans"
I'm increasingly convinced that humans and conservatives are fundamentally buiologically incompatible.
>takes alcohol while being on meds w somehow zero side effects
>health is somehow not so terribly affected by these daily habits that it would p much make them infertile anyway
the hek... i mean there's a chance i guess but omg. also most women with children- go to work! there is so much more to life than having kids, like, do they think retired people/empty nesters are that miserable? nah, they're on cruises having a nice time without kids. the mental gymnasticsss
Wtf did I just watch???? How can someone come up with these "comedy" ideas, write a script, film it, rewatch it, edit it, etc and still come out of that process thinking that it's top tier comedy gold???? I'm so concerned
the videos shown or queer kiwi?
Most of sketches obviously came from PureFlix
Either the BabylonBee is so deep in their shit that they can't see that, or they just don't care as long as it appeals to their audience
@@ANTI-ZO0PH1L3The videos shown
@@MoonlitBookworm73 oh
Just for the Target one, I'm getting my top surgery at Claire's.
One time i got suspended on twt for 11 hours for joking that my friend was looking at my bias. Apparently it was a "threat"
The super racist one made me so uncomfortable my bones scrunched up in horror
Not a single Hispanic person was on that team.
Bones scrunching up is a terrifying image and an appropriate reaction to that video
damn, i just came back from binging some of your vids I missed and refreshed my youtube right into this. let’s see what The Onion’s lesser cousin is cooking
watched the video, who the hell let Babylon Bee cook, I’ve seen more humor in a college psychology class
The "f" in conservative stands for "funny".
The “f” in liberal also stands for “funny”
@merulaamethyst2248 touché
@merulaamethyst2248 What's the difference? Honestly asking, not being sarcastic. I have autism, and it’s hard for me to understand the subtleties.
The "L" in liberal stands for Losers.
@@ethcal3195 there really isn’t any difference except for the fact ‘leftist’ has an F in it while ‘liberal’ does not.
As a "lib" i am deeply insulted that conservatives think our game of choice is corn hole lololol
Julian sighted in the wild!!
As in, bean bag toss? I thought corn hole was like a sex thing haha.
@@LordOfElysiumthese are the thoughts you keep to yourself
@LordDomielOfElysium I think they mean the bean bag game. Though maybe they think we have weird sex in the office, who knows lol
I'm from the Midwest and the only people I know who play corn hole are deeply conservative.
Adorable side note that I hope brightens your day:
I adopted a kitten that three months old, she doesn’t exactly comprehend screens or mirrors yet, and whenever I watch one of your videos she’ll stare and then she kinda touches her paw to the screen because she wants pets and it’s the cutest thing ever
OMG thats so sweet. I know im a month late are they okay still!
Ive taken care of a kitten for a week and they were so cute i cant imagine living with such cuteness all day
i work at a toy store. every time a parent comes in with a screaming child they always have a look on their face that says "i want to fucking die". If i had to deal with that every fucking day I would feel the same. Fuck having kids.
You can always expect Conservative satire to just portray whatever topic they clearly don't understand themselves is a "lib own." Conservatives Satire feels more like satire of Conservatives by Conservatives.
@overlordfemto7523isnt that what youve been doing in the comments
@@SonotmickeY3626I think that’s a mentally ill kid (after witnessing it for months). Wonder what’s going on in their life to make them so obsessive. Oh well, maybe they will grow out of it in a few years …
@@SonotmickeY3626Yeah he’s trying so hard to defend these terrible jokes to try to “own the libs” it’s really pathetic.
I have a lot of medical issues that I wouldn’t want to pass on and I love peace and quiet, but I also wouldn’t mind having a kid if it works out like that. It’ll just depend on what happens
the funniest part of this is in that single women without children video where she doesn't take all her meds at once lmao like melissa i don't have time for that I'm taking all of my psych meds in one go and I'm also not drinking bc I'm not allowed to with all of those meds lmao just because yall are mentally ill and only medicate with alcohol pls don't assume we do too 😂
edit: tbh if you've never spent time on stan twt especially kpop stan twt, u have not SEEN anything as far as bans and reports lmao like stans will really get people's accounts deleted for having opinions they dislike about their faves 💀
There's no way they got permission to film in that target...
The Babylon B is basically if The Onion decided to copy GTA Radio without understanding the satire behind it.
10:18 this actually makes me mad cuz I struggle a lot with the fact that I have to take so many different medicines just to function right, seeing people treating it like a joke is so stupid like. I wouldn't be taking all these meds if I didn't absolutely have to, don't treat it like I'm doing it just for the hell of it
It also makes me mad that they imply 'if you'd just have babies, you'd be fine!' even though there are plenty of mothers with husbands who have mental illness.
@@PixieoftheWoodand sometimes pregnancy exacerbates the symptoms of mental illnesses so I really don’t get their point
“Oh wow I had a kid and my cancer was cured”
I have 2 kids and I love them. We worked insanely hard to get them here, it was not an accident but let me be very honest if you're concerned about monotonous life filled with tedious tasks and isolation from adult conversation and activities plus a massive resource drain (financial, emotional, physical) then kids is not the solution to not have that life 😂😂😂
It's always one joke told a thousand different ways: "Hurr durr librul bad"
I identify as a right wing comedian. Why did the libtard cross the road? Let's go Brandon! 🐸🐸🐸
I want the writers of the childless sketch to tell me why having kids has more meaning that anything else.
Don't get me wrong, I love hanging out with my nephews and nieces, raising kids is cool. But nothing in reality has intrinsic meaning except that which you give it.
I hate the conservative view of child free women. My partner and I have been married for 5 years and still don't want kids (but we love our cats very much). I work with children and absolutely love it. It's very fulfilling, we just don't want one. Instead we go on adventures, spend time with our friends, and I get to pursue a PhD. Not sad or unsatisfied with my life at all! 💁🏻♀️
Babylon Bee? Even Dante couldn’t come up with that circle of hell.
They're putting shade on the Babylonian empire and I don't like it
@@mewmere6069Babylon did nothing wrong.
Lmao why did they give the Target dog a New York mobster accent?
My conservative step father thinks he's hilarious. Most of his comedy is literally "woman wants to be a man and still wants to get pregnant, then you aren't a man" (yes he thinks that's a joke) and "Mexicans are poor"
And yes, he laughs out loud when he says these things.
Conservatives don't understand humor.
That's not a joke, just facts. Pretty sure your dad has more humor game than your retelling of what you think his jokes are.
Fun fact: there are activities you can dedicate your life to other then childrearing or partying
Regarding that first one...They would lose their damn minds if they knew that some guys transition and find they're more COMFORTABLE with "feminine" activities. There are a TON of things I actually feel comfortable engaging with because even though some shallow people are weird about a man doing them, I feel CORRECT being seen as a man doing them, whereas when I was seen as a "woman" doing them, they felt so OFF.
Honestly, the first one felt like they were saying target wasn't getting enough young boys to buy things and so they were trying to convince kids to get gender reassignment surgery so they could sell more "boy" toys and clothes.
When our side is just saying, "if your kid wants a gi joe and barbie for their birthday, sure. Why would i care?"
And likewise there are some women who transition and feel more secure expressing more masc aspects of their personalities as women than they did as men. I feel more correct being seen as a woman wearing all black and blasting Iron Maiden than I did as a man. I've gone from being a femme-of-center gay man to sort of a soft-butch lesbian, and I've never been happier.
why did they make the snip snip joke about ftm affirmative surgery? what are they snipping??? so they understand trans people at all??
right wing reactionaries don't care what the reality is, they just want to fearmonger about gender affirming healthcare.
Maybe about mastectomies? But like, that child had nothing to mastectomize
I love who they think/believe gender affirming car means straight to surgery. As I've come to understand there is a LOT more to it.
@overlordfemto7523
There is a huge list of things that would break it if you use that argument.
They act as if having children would solve the mental health crisis or something. Im 23 years old. I have a husband and a toddler who i love VERY much, and im also 30 weeks pregnant with my second baby. Guess what? IM STILL MENTALLY ILL! It honestly makes it harder being AuDHD bc the overstimulation of having a toddler who doesnt understand emotional regulation and helping regulate them while attempting to keep yourself emotionally regulated is a TRIP and definitely not for everyone
@overlordfemto7523 you're always in these comments being an absolute ass. I have a family, a life, and am already a wonderful mother. Obviously all you have is way too much time on your hands 🤷
@overlordfemto7523And yet, they'd be far better of a parent then you'd ever be
@overlordfemto7523 wow. That's rude. She's doing her best. Mentally ill moms can still be good moms.
My.mother is bipolar and she did her best. Was everything perfect? No, but I overall had a good childhood thanks to her
@overlordfemto7523 It's pretty obvious that's the case bro
@overlordfemto7523 that's actually rlly fucked up to say??? she's doing great and her best, you should probably get off the internet‼️‼️
I Hope you are doing okay, you deserve the world, you can always take breaks 💗
whar????
@@commandercorl1544i dont Even know what to repond to you.. straykids woo ‼️
the video about kids I hate so incredibly much because I want a bunch of kids and if I found out that I couldn't have kids because of fertility issues or something and then I went on RUclips and saw a video like this I think it would actually break me, so I can't imagine how other people who do have fertility issues and want kids might feel if they saw that
ARE THOSE SHE-RA EARINGS?? OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THEM??
I think they are
For the honor of Grayskull! 🗡️🌈🐎
That’s what I was thinking too!!
Ahhhh I LOVE her earrings :)
I'm almost thirty and don't have kids. I have massive panic attacks when I'm on my period, and sometimes they turn into flashbacks. Having my child see that would be a scarring experience that they would never forget. I would never, ever put a child through that for my own selfish reasons, or pass these illnesses onto them. That would be another level of cruel.
Also, I do management at a ky/nk club until 2am and it's the most fulfilling part of my life.
i grew up as an extremely feminine little girl, loving pink and dresses and my little pony and what have you. now im on masculinizing hrt. the things you like and enjoy have nothing to do with your gender
I just noticed the sword earrings your wearing and I love em! Gives me good memories of Adventure Time
This is she-ra sword,and i agree with you,her earings are cool
Man that second video kinda grinds my gears. Especially when lately it’s been projected that younger people are slowly killing the alcohol and clubbing business because they aren’t really into that stuff. Heck I’m 23 been in a 5 year relationship where neither my partner or I don’t like going out late nor drinking 😂 we rather walk trails or play videogames. And not having kids just means we’re able to pay our bills without worrying about being able to eat or live paycheck to paycheck. And idk why people view having a job at any gender a bad thing. Money for my luxury is my focus. I want a happy life not a forced dreaded worn down life
Girl, you living da life! Like, as someone who drinks, walking trails and playing videogames with ya boyfriend sounds like a good time already!
The F in conservative stands for funny
There’s a reason there’s a L in liberal and leftist
@@charli5052Awe, because we liberate people and tell them they're okay the way they are and care about mental health. Thanks for affirming that.
@@roxassora2706Take the L, lefties
@@professorfoxtrot You take the L. Girlie.
@@roxassora2706 The problem with left humor is that everything offends them. Therefore, there are no jokes, just obedience to St. George Floyd
I am ok being single. I have friends and family I don't feel alone.
I doubt that they got permission to film in Target as the store usually shuts down people filming there.
i love the fact that between my two parents-my conservative, christian, sexist parents-my mom is the main breadwinner of the house and is 4 positions higher than my dad, and they work for the same company
Took me a bit to realize they were probably trying to make fun of liberals and not make fun of conservatives for what they think liberals believe
Babe wake up the queer kiwi has posted 🎉‼️‼️
Kiwi claiming there wasn't bias on twitter is funny in its own right. What an idiot.
literally what is wrong with having cats lmao
also if they're so convinced every woman who chooses not to have children is so miserable for that very reason, why do they think people keep making that choice and not filling the Child Void tm with.. children
it's obviously not that easy but the woman in the video apparently gets routine abortions so
@@cheesebattoThat's not how abortions work.
@@roxassora2706 obviously, im talking about the fictional woman in the video
@@roxassora2706 it's the babylon bee people that seem to think that way not me lol
@@cheesebatto I know. I was pointing out that flaw in their logic.
I will never understand what's so funny about jokes that make fun of other people. Like what is so funny about making fun of someone because they chose not to have children or can't have them, making jokes because someone exist and are being oppressed to the point that even the one time a year businesses want to acknowledge their existence gets attacked, the whole nonsense of making a joke out of literal crime against children just because two adults who just happen to be of the same gender want to date or get married or that people who aren't cis & straight simply want to exist, or making tasteless jokes because someone is of a different ethnicity to u &/or is apart of different culture than u
another thing that realy bugs me about the border skit is that the guy is supposed to be arabic but he has PAKISTANI money. they use the saudi riyal in saudi arabia. then again, i dont know why i would expect racism to be "accurate".
That last one was basically a "Mind of Mencia" sketch.
Uggh I remember that horrible show
Always love your videos you are awesome you don't usually hear conservative and comedy in the same sentence conservative usually have a very dry Personality and sense of humour always enjoy your videos
They always say don’t bring kids into it yet they brought a kid into the sketch 💀
The “anti-anxiety pills” trigger me. Who tf calls them that. It’s anxiety meds or anxiety pills.
Well fuck me/J, because that's what I've been calling them
I call mine that sometimes 😭😂
Did they forget the girls toy section is also part of Target?
Also some antidepressants cannot be taken while pregnant, like they could cause an increase in risk. My older sister was in a hospital for a year and needs antidepressants. Having a child would mean not taking the meds which could be life threatening. Although this depends on the type of medication, the more commonly used type of antidepressants are said to be safe for pregnancy.
My mum had breast cancer when i was very little. I always wanted a younger sibling, but she told me that she couldnt have kids because of the cancer meds . That she'd have to go off them to have kids which could risk the cancer coming back. Hormonal therapy drugs, which helps with breast cancer, is high risk during pregnancy and can be required to take for many years. By the time she fully finished cancer treatment she was too old to have more kids.
This is not the black and white debate that they present it as. And btw, both my mum and sister love kids. Living in an all disabled household (autism, adhd, hEDS, more), animals are very loved. The idea that having cats instead of children being a bad thing is ableist and discounts a lot of women's issues. I always wanted more siblings, instead we got 8 cats, 2 dogs, 7 guinea pigs, 2 bunnies, 3 hamsters and a ferret in my whole 18 years as a child (not all at the same time). They mean the world to me and are considered just as much family.
One day I'd love to be at a place medically where I can have children with my future gf where it's just our dna. If we don't get there, any way is fine. Not every woman can carry children. Not every woman who wants a child can get pregnant. Not every woman who has a child gave birth to it or carried it. Not every woman wants a child.
Yes! Preach!
These conservatives need to learn that having kids isn't a black'n'white issue. And stop shaming any of us for having pets instead of kids! (I, too, got shamed for "choosing animals over kids"🫠)
I had brunch by myself a couple times, it was fun, nice and relaxing when I was just enjoying myself.
The video about single childless women was a response to Chelsea Handler‘s clip about being a single childless women. If you haven’t seen it, it was obviously meant to be a joke. But it still managed to trigger all a lot of conservatives.
Im from mexico.
I have aVery specific airport story involving an older couple (around 60+ years old) and them being out on a missionary thing. It was SO WEIRD
*grabs folding chair*
*sips tea*
interesting.
@@LooseDeuce well let me tell you. It's not a lot but it's REALLY FUNNY how conservatives get into an idea and do not let go.
So I was taking a flight from a city called Chihuahua (yes, it exists) back to my city. And we were in the security line. It was me and my sister taking the plane on our own. I must've been around 17-18.
Now when you hear Mexico, a lot of people still think it's all small towns with nothing but desert and I'm pretty sure that even after visiting that's mostly what these two Americans thought.
I had full on bright purple hair, whole hair dyed deal. I can't remember most of how I looked besides that.
I was talking to my sister, and then I feel a tap on my shoulder. The old woman pointed at my hair and said with her American accent, but in Spanish. "What beautiful hair". And proceeded to give me a card that said something about loving Jesus? I can't remember what it said.
I respond in English, "thank you, I like purple."
And she seemed genuinely shocked. After a couple of minutes she taps me on the shoulder again and asks, in English this time. "Where did you learn to speak English?"
(From now on all our conversations are in English)
I smile and reply "At school, my sister and I are from another city and we learned it as a part of our normal classes."
Sister: "Hi"
She looks surprised, still, and tells me while pointing at her husband. "We come here regularly, we are missionaries. I'm surprised you can speak English this well!"
After that we had a very small chat about probably the line or something. But she seemed really impressed someone in Mexico could actually speak English.
And every time I think of that interaction I can't understand a few things.
1- *why* did she feel the need to give me a prayer to Jesus after pointing out my hair
2- why was she so surprised that someone in a Mexican state bordering the US, mind you, was able to speak good English.
The whole conversation felt like she thought all of Mexico was just small towns and it just felt very uncomfortable the way she was being condescending.
And it just feels like white conservatives treat others like that? I felt slightly offended at "oh I can't believe you know my language since you are Mexican."
Not big nor dramatic it was just very weird and a little bit of how conservatives just want to believe whatever they want without learning.
@@InterstellarNoalol I had a very similar example but with a conservative French lady. I'm German and back in highschool I spoke pretty decent French. Went on am exchange thing for 2 weeks and the family I was staying with had this aunt? We never actually got introduced properly.
Anyway, the first and only time I met her she spoke to me sooooo sloooowly you'd think I'm hard of hearing, stupid and possibly from another planet.
I answered her with fluent French and she was so shocked. I will never forget the look on her face.
But yea, we were in a part of France that reeeeaaaly didn't like foreigners. We could hear them talking about is while walking through the streets all the fucking time. Or maybe just not us Germans, which, yk, kinda fair.
The she-ra(?) sword earring are soooo cool I need those😭
its true the target dog really does change your gender 😰 happened to my friend he told me the whole story real tragic
Something that I've repeatedly heard is if u like ur job, then it's an easy job & it just makes me want to facepalm every time. It's either u should hate ur job & also strive to make more money even if it's not a job u want or like or its if u do get a job u like then it's must be easy because the concept of thing like mental stress don't exist in their mind or the idea that just because u like ur job doesn't mean u don't have some form of stress doesn't cross their mind
I used to think like that until I became a wedding band guitarist.
These conservatives caricature the left as promoting working women as liberated whilst ignoring the injustices of the work. This criticism may only be true of liberals who don’t have a Marxist class analysis, but it is laughable to say that about Marxists. Their analysis ends at ‘women are happier in the home’ which is pure reactionary obfuscation away from the exploitation inherent to capitalism (they don’t want to blame that).
I’d recommend the pamphlet ‘A Marxist Introduction To Women’s Struggle’ from Wellred books.
ate!!
Name a Marxist country that didn't result in starvation.
Its weird how they talk about childless women being lonely, ignoring couples in long term relationships who also don't want kids?
I can't believe I'm asking this, but *TARGET PLEASE SUE THESE PEOPLE OUT OF EXISTANCE*
When I think of comedy I don’t think of conservatives
Ya cause it’s more of a documentary than a comedy.
the second skit is so gross because there's so many women that actually do want kids that can't have kids. they're making fun of the people that don't want kids and are living a life they want to live but they're also making fun of the people that want to have kids but can't for one reason or another. none of this is funny it's gross and i hope the babylon bee or whagever it is catches fire
edit: i commented this right before she said it in the video oop
They feel like if they just make up an argument then it counts when they beat it
Wait u have music?!? Ur ending song monsters and fairies is such a bop!!! I never knew that was you!!! Im shook! I even looked up who did that song weeks ago and saw it was savannah but i guess i never put two and two together lmao. Thats sick!
When I say I said "omg that eyeliner tho" right before you acknowledged your makeup 😂