barista here, if people want to talk about “real coffee” then that’s just an espresso shot. americanos (the “real coffee” shown in the second meme) are actually called Americanos because Americans couldn’t handle espresso shots. So Americans had to water it down. Which is why the Italians nicknamed it as an Americano. So basically their “badass black coffee” is just weak watered down coffee :) anyways stan dirty oatmilk chais 😚💕
down in australia we just call it a "long black" since it's just an espresso with more water you'd think the conservatives would have picked a coffee with milk in it since some of those weirdos fetishise dairy milk to make fun of people who use plant/nut milks
Love me expresso shots. Nothing makes my day then asking for two shots to start my day because I have to be alert enough for the day time folks. Let me be a night time creature who is fueled by caffeine.
Imagine going to a place that used to be a pizza hut and demanding they make you a pizza because "everyone knows this USED to be a pizza hut, so it will ALWAYS be one!"
Once saw someone come into a coffee shop, it used to be a pizza hut so they asked for pizza. They kept asking for pizza. They didn't stop asking for pizza
I feel like people make the “kids these days couldn’t do xyz” jokes are just a way for them to feel better about themselves since they don’t know how to use modern day technology
The argument "people died in their 30s" is not entirely correct: the average lifespan was in the 30s because so many babies, infants and kids died. But plenty of people lived until their 50s and 60s. So once you made it out of childhood, you were quite likely to live longer than your 30s. But life was filled with diseases and other awful things we have eradicated/made illegal.
Most of the skeletons we've found, if they're not of very young babies and children, are of people aged 70 and over. And this covers a _very_ large period of time. Including all of the medieval period. So yeah you are correct - survive childhood and you had a fair to good chance of living well into what we'd consider old age even by todays standards. It's just that if you _did_ become ill for whatever reason, or injured, you had a much greater chance of dying than you do today in most modern countries with decent healthcare options. But even that wasn't _guaranteed_ - people recovered from infections all the time back then too, not that you'd know it by the way some historians paint the past.
@@DavidStruveDesigns "survive childhood and you had a fair to good chance of living well into what we'd consider old age" unless you are a woman, then you might die at childbirth. fun times.
@@happytofu5 Yeah, that was a major downside to those times. I mean, it still happens today sadly - but thankfully we _have_ come a long way in ensuring mothers actually survive childbirth at a much higher rate. That's partly why I don't understand people who wish they could live in those times, like the past was the _worst_ for the vast majority of people. Why wish to go back to that?
That's why they had so many kids back then. You have 12 kids, 8 of them die, you still have 4 kids. Oh wait, no, 3 kids. Mary, age 15, just died in childbirth, and the kid she died birthing was stillborn. :-D
@@DavidStruveDesignsbecause history is incredibly romanticized (even the ancient greeks looked back at mycanean Greece as being better and cooler than their own society just because it was comparatively ancient) and they think the older something is the better it is, and therefore the past, which is made entirely of really old things, would be objectively better than everything after.
They're right. I don't remember my dad playing video games with me. I remember him NOT playing video games with me. I remember him complaining and telling me video games are juvenile and useless, only wanting to play a handful of games with me that he knew he could win. I remember my stepmom buying me a Star Wars game so we could play it together because we both liked Star Wars, only for him to make every excuse not to play it with me, even when one of his friends he invited over DID play with me - 50+ old man who had never played a video game in his life and yet he still gave it a go to make me happy. And I do remember that my mom DID play video games with me, would buy all kinds of games for us both to enjoy, would take me to the game store on release days so I could excitedly buy the new game I'd been waiting for, listened to me when I talked about my favorites for hours. Guess who I've been closer to all my life?
This, man. I'm autistic so I hyperfocus on whatever I'm currently playing, and I know it drives my family nuts. My mum tells me to shut up jokingly often, but... Well, I've been told the same by my dad who was abusive. It's a trigger for me, but I never told her that
@@justaperson4656 Ugh I feel this, also autistic and I grew up hearing constantly how boring or annoying my special interests are. I hope you never stop talking about stuff you're passionate about :)
@@justaperson4656 im the same way for the same reason. But to the main commenter here. I've had a wii all my life and my parents never really played with me that much, same for pc games. But they have grown to love Jackbox Party Packs since they come on their beloved fire stick and they're comedic party games that anyone can play. They can also be played with large groups of people so older adults ik that usually don't like to play will join and end up liking it. I recommend trying a jackbox game with your family.
@@ensommeille5315 thank you! Same goes to you! I'm hyperfocused on a legit shiny mew ATM and it is THE rarest legit shiny in the world! chances are 1/8192 on a cartridge that costs more than my yearly expenses because it pretty much doesn't exist anymore, so I'm going for the cheaper £20 cartridge with similar odds and a glitched encounter to transfer up a gen if the IVS are *just right* (hard to find shiny info for gen 2) and transferring it up using goppier's transfer tool. This is by far the most ambitious hunt I'll ever do! But goppier's tool makes Pokémon register as legit in Pokémon home and caught in kanto (both true, but both impossible to get to home since gen 1-2 Pokémon were stuck and couldn't be transferred to g3 because of a code overhaul) and this mew will be my absolute treasure!!
My parents didn't hate video games but I listened to my mom and their snooty Boomer buddies insult people who played video games and adult cartoons. Later, my dad sat down and watched me play Fallout New Vegas for 45 minutes and he really got into it. Some parents don't understand and some parents don't want to understand.
I hate people who judge peoples coffee orders. Let people enjoy the things they like. Sometimes I want brown water. Sometimes I want a dirty chi with oat milk and whip and cinnamon on top.
Conservative boomers on Facebook love being elitist pricks about the dumbest shit. If they're not judging someone's sexual orientation, gender identity, the "kids these days", or politics, they'll literally find something to judge you for. That's why I can't fucking stand them.
And they also looooove judging people who dare express themselves outside the norm. If your hair color is anything but blonde, brown, or red, if you have piercings, tattoos, or dress differently, they'll make fun of you and judge you for that too. It's like they never grew past their middle school bully phase.
Dude I hate the judgementalness surrounding pumpkin spice lattes. Women are called basic and boring for liking it. I don't really like pumpkin flavored stuff but I'm not gonna hate on people who like it because that's stupid. I don't like calling women "basic" either just because they like makeup or something. Let people like the things they like, damn.
the "because no one remembered when their dad played video games" is such bs 😭😭 my entire childhood was so video game centric because my dads a video game nerd. he's been a collector since he was a kid, he has a few side jobs with gaming, he worked in video game retail for 13 years, and playing video games together has been our thing since i had control over my hand movements 😭😭😭 conservatives just be sayin shit
Yeah my dad is more into games than I am; he has a PS5 and Xbox Series X and my sick days in secondary school (/middle school in the US I think?) were watching him play Skyrim on his 360... good times :') I grew up watching my parents play Mario Kart against each other after meals too lmao, first it was the DS lite version, then later the 3DS version. It was part of their evening routine 😌
My partner is really into video games, especially fantasy-based ones with good stories and worlds, and I look forward to him being able to share his passion with any future kids we might have. Bonding is bonding!
Fun fact: the ‘tan lines’ left over from a sign being removed from a building like that are called ‘label scars.’ Also, I’m a barista in the US, in my experience, Americanos are NOT associated with conservatives. In the South a lot of conservatives don’t go to coffee shops at all, a lot of them just get like gas station coffee.
To be fair a lot of coffee shops are expensive and at least from my experience some gas station coffee isn't all that bad, but there is a class connection to your political standing, it isn't 1:1 but generally speaking people who can afford to go to college, to live in bigger cities and to go to nice coffee shops tend to be more on the left side because when you go to college and live in a city you meet people who are different from you and you realize there's actually no reason to hate marginalized communities because they're human beings just like you, when you're more isolated from people because you're poor it's easier to get indoctrinated into the hate cult since youre rarely interacting with anyone who isn't like you, I say this as a poor leftist so it isn't 1:1, just quite common
I think you misunderstood her point with the Americano thing. She was just saying since long orders = Liberals do short orders = conservative. She was making a joke about how absurd the sentiment is.
I love americans trying to say "this is the correct way of making coffee". Dude, I'm brazilian and can attest: americans should stick to frappucinos. That amount of water in the coffee is almost enough to make it turn into tea hahaha
I don’t drink coffee and when my best friend came over to visit from Slovakia I bought a coffee machine for her to use and was trying to be a good host (even though I had never used a coffee machine) and she just laughed and said “I’ve got this, but thank you for wanting to try” haha. Her name also happens to be Silvia! Maybe you’re all blessed with coffee knowledge! 😂
It almost feels like they want to say "see? I drink real coffee because I don't add sugar or milk!" But really with the amount of water I doubt they can even taste the coffee, it kind of reads as insecurity, like "sure I water my coffee down so much it's practically a lecroix, but at least I don't use whipped cream!!", ok buddy, just say you can't handle strong coffee and you're afraid of sugar because you think sugar is gay or whatever
Yes, also, let's skip all the time people took over mills, bombed corporate offices, killed executives, and got into fire fights with union busting mercenaries.
@@StreetofCrocodiles Yep we had literal labor wars with thousands of people on both sides, with union members fighting with police, strike breakers, and even the US military... Basically what I took away from that is, "grandpappy lynched his landlord and burned down the factory he worked in, why can't you?" and you know what... fair point...
I'm so sorry to hear about the loss of you, your countrymen, and your land. I had NO idea about New Zealand's flood issue. The news never discusses it. That's heartbreaking to hear. Love from Pennsylvania!
Everyone knows it used to be a Pizza Hut because Pizza Hut spent decades branding that design to say that roof style and color _IS_ Pizza Hut. i.e. Everyone knows it's a Pizza Hut because we were told it's a Pizza Hut. How does that relate to trans? It doesn't invalidate the insurance company that sits in the old Pizza Hut building across town. I know that's an insurance company because they tell me they sell insurance; they even have a sign.
Exactly, their argument about the Pizza Hut is basically like if they pointed at a wooden fence and said "you can't fool me, that's obviously a tree", call a wooden fence a tree all you like, you're only going to get strange looks, everyone else knows that's a fence
Also hey, funny thing, “everyone knows it’s a Pizza Hut because we were told that’s what it is”… the social construct of gender is pretty much the same thing!
isn't changing roofs a real thing people do with buildings? it's the same building, it's just not pizza hut anymore and won't necessarily look like pizza hut.. pizza hut can get top surgery lol
What they're calling a "real coffee" is actually an Americano. If they really wanted "real coffee", they wouldn't have to water down their espresso. But like what you like, and let other's like what they like.
Some places aren't great at making it (burn yhe tea leaves and coffee beans) but if you can find one that makes them really well you hold onto it. A good cup of tea on a cold day really helps so much (or coffee. Can't drink much because of the caffeine content, but I love the taste of coffee)
@@fallenking578 sorry if I sound dumb but how do you burn tea or coffee? I drink tea alot and never had that happen so I’m just wondering how you do that also sorry if I sound rude I was just wondering but I can’t tell if it sounds rude or not sorry
Yeah I was thinking about the same thing, I love to start my evening at a bar with a cup of coffee before I'm drinking anything. they always have some.
@@Feezee223 it's fine. Usually, with green tea, it gets burned if you pour boiling water over it. Makes the leaves very bitter and tastes a bit like dirt. Coffee beans, it really depends on the beans and if they are whole or ground. But anything about 200 F can burn them and cause a very bitter after taste. Best beans have water more slowly poured over them to cool it just a bit before it hits the beans. Now black tea loves boiling water and will be bitter without it. Sadly, a lot of coffee chains will use one temp fits all with tea and pour boiling water on green, herbal, and white tea, burning the leaves and making a very bitter flavor
I don’t watch the news anymore for mental health reasons so I had no idea that was happening in New Zealand and I’m so sorry to hear about it! It’s really scary stuff and is absolutely caused by climate change. I live in Florida (I’m leaving soon, don’t worry lol) and there’s a lot of climate change concerns here too because of the rising sea levels. It’s important that we get a move on because, yeah, people are already going under.
Not a boy, but I definitely remember watching my dad play old SNES games on an emulator he set up on our TV (bc he's cool like that), and to this day, I still love playing them because of the nostalgia.
My nintendo switch comes with an SNES emulator and it's so amazing, hits so hard in the nastalgia. When I was a kid we had an emulator on our wii, it's just so nice
Not from Nintendo but my mom has been playing PS1 games from her childhood like Tomb Raider, Resident Evil, etc and she is having a lot of fun with those games, its so cute 😊😊😊
@@jeremygreen2883 Man you're living my dream; I play GCN games on my Wii and still get a lot of mileage out of my DS Lite but I absolutely dream of playing Earthbound on an actual SNES eventually :') SNES games were another level of charming
I’m an elder millennial and I’m guilty of still using Facebook. I’m part of a couple local queer Facebook groups. Where I live Facebook and Instagram are still the best way to find local events. Maybe twitter also, but I don’t use twitter because it makes me sad. I do like to lerk on people I went to high school with. I see people married for ten years with four kids and I’m like thank god that’s not me, but your kids are really cute.
Yes, exactly! I was trying to put that into words. There's not a local daily newspaper in my area anymore, and what's left wouldn't always carry local queer events. No other app has replaced that yet
19:54 OMG not this. Every South Asian household has that one story of people crossing rivers to see their mother or climbing hills and crossing rivers. Then it’s a rant about people who have it easy. If you’re so offended about things being easy, then don’t make it easy or even better, don’t have children.
My best friend (her and I are both turning 32 in June) has the best memories of playing games with her dad growing up and they’re some of her most treasured ones. He passed away in 2015 and she loves playing Tomb Raider to remember him. I collect older games and literally just played one with my dad that we played together when I was little. It’s one of the few things we can do together because if he had FB he’d probably find most of these memes funny…
Aw I'm so sorry that your dad isn't the best :( But to cheer you up: what kinds of games do you play? I just bought a copy of Pokémon yellow for my GBA and am so excited to start it up
@@justaperson4656 Aww, you’re so sweet! 💜 I honestly play a bit of everything but I’m a sucker for sim and city builder games. Also, because of my job (I localize games JP-EN professionally) my favorite kinds are (mostly) Japan-only games my coworkers find or remember playing when they were kids that have basically been forgotten.
@@starparodier91 Japan always has the best exclusive games 😭 even the obscure ones have so much effort put into them Also, by sims do you mean the EA franchise or simulator games generally because I adore both, despite hating EA
@@justaperson4656 Both, but I haven’t played any Sims games past Sims 3 (except a demo). 100% not a fan of the “newer” EA. I think someone added up all the expansions and add-ons for Sims 4 on Steam and it was around $1000USD? And I think there’s micro transactions in-game as well. Such a shame.
Another fun thing about the whole Roman road thing is that these roads were meant to be used by horse drawn carriages, carts and just people by foot. Not cars weighing tons or trucks. The strain on the material is a whole different one. Love this the thought ends at “A street is a street is a street.”
Playing “Primal Rage” with my grandma at the arcade and on Sega Genesis is one of my favorite childhood memories. I thought I was basically the primal rage goat until I got older and realized she was letting me win 😭
For the video game one- my dad and I bonded over the old sonic games all the time when I was a kid. I loved playing on his old SEGA system and Atari, even if we both sucked at the games. But those times that I spent with my dad bonding over games we sucked at means a lot to me. He taught me how important it is to always have a ring in sonic
For some reason, that whole "At half past- etc" post showed around 13:20 made me laugh harder than it should've. Like it's not even really about teenagers not knowing how to do things as much as it's unintentionally about how teenagers don't know the situational vocabulary in-context, because they didn't grow up in a time where it was necessary to know. Absolutely bizarre post.
When you spoke about that ancient vs modern road thing, it reminded me of the old houses here in Portugal (mainly south I think) that used to be build with a very specific dirt mixture. My parents still live in one, the walls are super thick and stable, and the whole building is close to a hundred years old. Nowadays, because no one knows the craft anymore, people build houses with simple bricks, the walls are super slim and the house doesn't last nearly as long. Upside: they're faster and cheaper to build, and they need renovations more often. Capitalism babyyyy
Pertaining to the Pizza Hut analogy, as an individual who grew up with trans relatives and knows trans people, I would like to say that it's still possible to meet a trans person who doesn't immediately give off the impression that they are in fact trans, and even if you suspect someone is trans, it's none of your business to point that out to anyone.
It feels like recycled homophobia. People used to say that "never met a gay person who didn't [xyz]" when they really just didn't know. They assumed everyone who doesn't fart sparkles was cishet.
@@augustp7543 Exactly. I have an awesome little brother who is a transman, and he posted once on Tumblr about an experience at a gas station where the guy in front of him at the counter went off on this homophobic and transphobic rant about "muh rights", then looks at my brother and says: "Ain't that right, my dude?" like, the guy absolutely did not even realize that he was talking to someone he was essentially ranting about, because my brother looks like any dude out there. My brother could not leave that gas station fast enough. I would be terrified.😬
About roads, roads back then only had feet, animal hooves, and carriage wheels going across them. Nowadays we have cars and multiple-thousand pound trucks going across them. So I feel like modern roads have it a little harder than old fashioned stone roads.
Yeah and ontop of that, those kind of roads are HELL to drive on. We still have those stone roads in some places in germany and ontop of being incredibly loud you feel the little stones inside the car and everything just shakes. And you also can't drive fast on them! If you'd try driving on one of those as fast a you would on a highway your car would be in a ditch a minute later.
Imagine mourning the death of a Pizza Hut. Literally the most mid pizza ever to be conceived by our species. Edit: I just realized what the meme is actually saying. Holy hell what the fuck
The coffee one made me laugh the dude who says coffee is suppose to have more water then anything else simply does not know how to make coffee correctly if chef Ramsey were to taste the water down bull shit he would refuse to take another sip because the majority of people including myself knows for a fact that having water down coffee really isn't coffee for me it's called flavored coffee water not coffee.
Personally I love being an intersex nonbinary person because things like the pizza hut analogy don't work when you're a combination pizza hut and taco bell
11:21 "No one remembers when his dad played video games" Uh- I'm sorry- I do? Both my mom and dad played video games with me when I was liiiiittle. Guess what? I love storytelling and art. I'm studying 2D and 3D art so I can tell interactive stories to the next generations. My parents playing video games introduced me to my passion EARLY. Hell, I still *have* the games that they primarily played with/around me and they bring me so much joy now. BLiNX and Halo my beloved
13:29 Technology evolves rapidly and it's okay if you don't know how to use every piece of it, new and old. Why gatekeep and laugh at someone instead of teaching them how to use the technology?? Learn and teach, bro.
Conservatives tying their self worth to how shitty their drinks are really makes me wonder how much of being a conservative is just masochism. Also, can confirm I remember a lot of times I played Civilization with my dad, and board games with my whole family. 24:52 also, a good measure for a cartoon is “would this still kinda work if I removed all the text”. This cartoon is literally horrifying and genocidal if you remove the words, which means horrifying if you can see past the flowery dog whistles
Sorta reminds me of how some have pointed out that conservatives/right-wingers often appear to be perpetually angry (or seek to be) with how negative they can be, especially about things that don't affect them whatsoever. Like they just need to find something to be angry about even in situations where there's nothing to be mad about. I was looking at a random post about archeologists opening an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus for the first time and there was one person who made a transphobic comment about how ancient Egypt didn't have any trans people so trans people just don't exist or something.
It is. Conservatism is anchored in masculinity, and the definition of masculinity is increasingly associated with suffering and misery. Anything sweet, pleasant, or soft is defined as feminine, and therefore must be avoided. Therefore again, the only way to make oneself "better" than another is to decry them as "insufficiently masculine" and their likes, hobbies, food, etc as soft and feminine, further marginalizing an increasingly-limited list of "acceptably masculine" pursuits. Meaning in practice that it's only "masculine" to "enjoy" things that are bitter, harsh, unpleasant, and difficult, solely to prove you "aren't feminine".
@@chomcat1910 to be fair, there are people like that on both sides. Its because people get addicted to schadenfreude, and then when they run out of people to condemn for legitimate reasons they try to find every excuse they can to condemn others, especially people they already don't like (since, a lot of people don't realize that just because you don't like something or someone doesn't mean they are morally wrong, and that its ok to dislike something or someone without that thing or person being in the wrong. Hence why people get addicted to schadenfreude in the first place, it lets them enjoy the suffering of something they dislike and still retain the moral high ground)
Almost all my relatives live in Aotearoa, they recently all come over for my brothers wedding and it was so scary hearing all the stories of shit happening, luckily they are all safe but it’s just so horrible to hear about. Lots of love from Australia, in general but especially for those dealing with the flooding and aftermath of the hurricane.
I never post on Facebook but it's the place to be for finding out stuff about your neighborhood, getting random things on Facebook marketplace, and laugh at MLMs.
I distinctly remember my dad playing video games. He mainly played stuff like Diablo, Age of Empires, and Dungeon Siege. I'd either sit next to him and watch while asking a million questions about the game. He was probably super annoyed, but he answered all of my questions and it was fun to watch him play.
My life is mostly centered around video games mainly because of my dad. I played my first video game when I was a toddler, it was Need For Speed Most Wanted (2005). Still my favorite game to this day. Not so long ago, I remember my dad noticing that I was playing the game (I played it again, and I have grown up since then) and he admit that he didn't get to finish the game's story. After a while, I completed it, and to this day, I remember it as me doing something my dad couldn't, and that really stuck with me.
That’s such a cool story! I loved playing that game (I was 14 though 😅) but gaming memories with your parents are amazing! I feel like I need to play that again now, lol! 😂💜
What is their obsession with coffee? What did coffee ever do to them? Same here about the video games.. I had and still have Lego Star Wars on my GameCube and my dad and I would take turns on levels and my dad and I don't have the greatest relationship anymore but I will always cherish those times that we played Lego Star Wars together.
I never understood it either. Personally I prefer tea or coffee with a lot of milk and sugar, but black coffee from a really good place is amazing. My mom drinks it black, my dad drinks a lot of milk like me, it's just a drink. You drink that black coffee and enjoy it. Never let someone ruin what you like to drink because they are weird about it
it took me so long to realize what the pizza hut one was about and being trans i have to see people use those bad metaphors to invalidate me/other people around me fairly frequently 💀 i thought that building became some sort of trans refuge or foundation or something and the conservatives were pissed at trans people for taking up space at some us town i-
As a gen z, the only time I use Facebook is when my mom makes me. Other than that, a it is to me is a way to link games. Also I WISH my family was like yours in the sense of you are not obligated to talk to them. The past few years we have been finding long lost cousins on my father's side, and he's been forcing me to accept them when they are still complete strangers to me. These are grown a$s men that I never met before. He invited one over to visit us, and made me give up my car to let him drive. He was a terrible driver and it terrified me. And now my father found another one. I have never met this guy or even seen a picture of him, but my father basically bullied me into letting him send pics of me to him, when I am extremely uncomfortable with pics being taken of me, let alone put online. I expressed this and he got so mad, he keeps prioritizing his "precious white family" over me and my Indian mom and it makes me sick. He's racist and sexist and homophobic and his two other kids, my half siblings, are the same and I hate it and I want them out of my life.
I remember when my dad used to watch me play Super Mario World on SNES. He'd always say "Watch out for that!" or "Jump on that guy!" And I'd say "Dad, just let me play the game." Three years after his death, I wouldn't trade those moments for anything.
26:00 they absolutely do not know how any of what they're saying works. Do they not know that one of the reasons families had so many kids is because it was assumed you were gonna lose at least one of em to the pox or like, a cow rolling over on them or something.
This. My great grandparents had a ton of kids, but thats because the mortality rate on 1800's German farms was uncomfortably high. My grandfather was actually named after an older brother who died while helping out on the farm (his middle name was his brother's first name).
@@erinhaury5773 yeah, according to my mom, her great aunt's first son died because one of their donkeys kicked him. Leg was broken and something about the swelling killed the skin all the way around the leg and he eventually died from it. Farm accidents can be fucked up and brutal
Also in reference to the weather thing, last week in England we got so much snow all schools and everything shut down. It's March. That's supposed to be spring. We didn't even get that much snow in winter. It's not normal.
Great video. Sad to see older ladies be sooo much older than us, but sooo much dumber lol. I gotta say though Kiwi. Ease up on the coffee lolz. Moderation!
The ending talk about the cyclones hit home for me. As a small town Floridian, the damage from climate change is visible in my short lifetime. Even ignoring how bad the storms have gotten, I've seen the water get higher and the temperature get hotter. The stories I heard from the people who stayed home for Hurricane Ian are gut-wrenching. And even in the state news, there wasnt much coverage of the damage. When the government and media ignore the slow destruction of your home it makes you feel so small and helpless. My love to the Kiwis and Pacific Islanders and all the other coastal folk around the world. Let's keep fighting this battle together ❤️
I love the one that says to do the thing with the clock in the TV because you could just tell any of these people who are like that do you put their phone into airplane mode or do not disturb and then watch them have an aneurysm
I am not an outdoor kid, I am a girl and my parents are not athletic either. Now firstly, I want to say my dad loves me more than the sun, even though I am a girl, and secondly, I recall playing video games and GTA with my father at as young as 5. The bonding time made me feel loved, it is and was always fun, and I would rather stay inside and play video games or watch fantasy movies with my father, than play football or shit. Yes, I do ride my bike with him, but only in the summer, and yes, it is fun, but that does not mean inside bonding and video games are not. Thank you for reading this, have an amazing day! :D
11:22 -I do remember my dad playing NES games. He played Faxanadu and mapped it on gridded paper. He played Elite in which I found the docking so difficult because, at least in the NES version, you could only roll and pitch but not yaw. He played Ice Climber, and the words he came up with to refer to the enemies stuck as my head canon. And I'm not that young. I'm 40 now. I'm a year older than Benjamin Shapiro. You know how old that is? Gaming livestreams weren't a thing when my dad played those games. Now you have charity gaming streams with huge audiences. Kids do and will continue to remember their dads playing computer games.
0:43 iirc, though, a lot of Facebook’s user base comes from them bringing internet access to less developed areas of the world that previously didn’t and monopolising those entire markets, so a lot of your fanbase probably isn’t actually lying when they say they don’t use Facebook (plus, who would willingly do that to themselves anyway)
Even if it forever LOOKED like a pizza hut, if it becomes a Dairy Queen, you have to refer to it as a Dairy Queen. If you say "let's go to pizza hut" and you arrive at the location, your friends are gonna ask you why you said pizza hut when it's clearly a Dairy Queen
Funny thing is I have a conservative friend who goes to this restaurant that newly replaced a different one but she still calls the old restaurant’s name😂
Here in Brazil we're having tons of rains too, in the city I live in we have been having rain everyday for the past month. São Paulo and Rio are already in emergency status, lots of floods and landslides. I truly don't know how we're gonna get out of this terrible disaster of harmed nature we crated. Sending lots of prayers to New Zealand too❤
As a person who lives in NZ the floods have been so devastating to the point where my school is having a can drive for other organisations because nearly all of the donated food had to be used for the floods. It's horrifying knowing that the floods were so bad that we are now struggling to support other non-profits/fundraisers.
I remember my dad teaching me to ride a bike and introducing me to video games. And I remember the roles being reversed when he got dementia and needed my help playing call of duty 2, the only game he could still play as it progressed. That's a pretty core fucking memory, thanks.
for the video games one: i can never not play Ocarina of Time without thinking of my dads character 2-flower (yes it’s named after the Terry Pratchett character), and playing games with him for hours on end. i still smile whenever i think of those moments.
0:48 I’m the only principled Gen Z around me who doesn’t use Facebook. HOWEVER, I do use it for one day and that’s my birthday to reply to people who wished me.
I honestly love this concept, but considering that bull$hit job meme was made by a boomer or at least a middle-aged person, I would totally describe my future job to them as "I fix computers because you people don't know that those ads that swear they'll give you money are a scam and can lead you to sites that automatically download malware that could potentially erase all the data in your device in 10 seconds."
I'm sorry to hear about New Zealand. I hope everyone gets out of the flooded areas safely & they can find a way to rebuild their lives. I also wish people would stop acting like climate change isn't happening so we can all work together to come with solutions instead of having to constantly using up valuable time to try to educate people who just keep denying that it isn't a thing that happening
To this day, I still remember a singular three-day weekend my sister and I had when we were in high school. Our dad literally spent all of it baking cake for us to eat while he showed us the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy extended edition. Even the smallest moments can matter.
On coffee in America, my fave places to go are Insomnia and Dutch Bros. If you want strong coffee (or just straight tea) Insomnia is best. If you like sugary coffee drinks (or want unlimited types of lemonade/tea/energy drinks) Dutch Bros all the way. ☕
I'm currently at uni studying psychology, but I bet these same people will say "psychologist" is "not a real job" when I become one for real. That's only one word!
The pizza hut one is so funny because imagine you work at say, a Spirit Halloween, and some karen comes up to you demanding pizza, but you tell her, "ma'am this is a Spirit Halloween" but she's like "It WAS a Pizza Hut, it always WILL BE a pizza hut, now MAKE ME A PIZZA" and you're like "We don't have pizza, we have a costume of a pizza though" and she's like "I NEED TO SEE YOUR MANAGER"
I am only using Facebook because that's literally the only way I can interact with my family and friends who only use it but its not often. Lol Facebook is a train wreck but I'm thankful for the family I have who support me who are on there.
barista here, if people want to talk about “real coffee” then that’s just an espresso shot. americanos (the “real coffee” shown in the second meme) are actually called Americanos because Americans couldn’t handle espresso shots. So Americans had to water it down. Which is why the Italians nicknamed it as an Americano. So basically their “badass black coffee” is just weak watered down coffee :)
anyways stan dirty oatmilk chais 😚💕
down in australia we just call it a "long black" since it's just an espresso with more water
you'd think the conservatives would have picked a coffee with milk in it since some of those weirdos fetishise dairy milk to make fun of people who use plant/nut milks
If they can't handle an espresso shot then they sure as hell won't handle Turkish/Greek mocha coffee
I just make coffee at home and drink it black (don't like sugar and lactose intolerent)
Love me expresso shots. Nothing makes my day then asking for two shots to start my day because I have to be alert enough for the day time folks.
Let me be a night time creature who is fueled by caffeine.
And as an italian i would like to add that this make us feel even more powerfull and it fuels our superiority complex toward other countrys
As a trans person, I can confirm that I was indeed a Pizza Hut
As an enby person, i have indeed become a pizza hut
As an enby, I too was Assigned Pizza Hut At Birth
@@bigjedimullet PHAB 👍
fuck AFAB all my homies APHAB
God gave you the gift of being a Pizza Hut building! No matter what happens you will be _Pizza Hut!_
Imagine going to a place that used to be a pizza hut and demanding they make you a pizza because "everyone knows this USED to be a pizza hut, so it will ALWAYS be one!"
Also saying used to be shows they know it is not a pizza hut
Once saw someone come into a coffee shop, it used to be a pizza hut so they asked for pizza. They kept asking for pizza. They didn't stop asking for pizza
"Sir, this is a Wendy's."
Right?!?! It doesn’t matter what it used to be! It’s not that anymore, so get over it already!
"But caterpillars don't fly!" The conservative yelled to the butterfly 🦋
I feel like people make the “kids these days couldn’t do xyz” jokes are just a way for them to feel better about themselves since they don’t know how to use modern day technology
Either that or they literally lose their shit when they lose wifi connection and can't play candy crush anymore
"Kids don't die from asbestos exposure like they used to..."
@@captaincaspian42 yeah! It’s stupid… snowflakes these days not dying…
@@captaincaspian42 I laughed while drinking my water reading that and the pain was worth it 😂
And feel better about the fact that they never taught their kids how to do those things
The argument "people died in their 30s" is not entirely correct: the average lifespan was in the 30s because so many babies, infants and kids died. But plenty of people lived until their 50s and 60s. So once you made it out of childhood, you were quite likely to live longer than your 30s. But life was filled with diseases and other awful things we have eradicated/made illegal.
Most of the skeletons we've found, if they're not of very young babies and children, are of people aged 70 and over. And this covers a _very_ large period of time. Including all of the medieval period. So yeah you are correct - survive childhood and you had a fair to good chance of living well into what we'd consider old age even by todays standards. It's just that if you _did_ become ill for whatever reason, or injured, you had a much greater chance of dying than you do today in most modern countries with decent healthcare options. But even that wasn't _guaranteed_ - people recovered from infections all the time back then too, not that you'd know it by the way some historians paint the past.
@@DavidStruveDesigns "survive childhood and you had a fair to good chance of living well into what we'd consider old age" unless you are a woman, then you might die at childbirth. fun times.
@@happytofu5 Yeah, that was a major downside to those times. I mean, it still happens today sadly - but thankfully we _have_ come a long way in ensuring mothers actually survive childbirth at a much higher rate. That's partly why I don't understand people who wish they could live in those times, like the past was the _worst_ for the vast majority of people. Why wish to go back to that?
That's why they had so many kids back then. You have 12 kids, 8 of them die, you still have 4 kids. Oh wait, no, 3 kids. Mary, age 15, just died in childbirth, and the kid she died birthing was stillborn. :-D
@@DavidStruveDesignsbecause history is incredibly romanticized (even the ancient greeks looked back at mycanean Greece as being better and cooler than their own society just because it was comparatively ancient) and they think the older something is the better it is, and therefore the past, which is made entirely of really old things, would be objectively better than everything after.
They're right. I don't remember my dad playing video games with me. I remember him NOT playing video games with me. I remember him complaining and telling me video games are juvenile and useless, only wanting to play a handful of games with me that he knew he could win. I remember my stepmom buying me a Star Wars game so we could play it together because we both liked Star Wars, only for him to make every excuse not to play it with me, even when one of his friends he invited over DID play with me - 50+ old man who had never played a video game in his life and yet he still gave it a go to make me happy. And I do remember that my mom DID play video games with me, would buy all kinds of games for us both to enjoy, would take me to the game store on release days so I could excitedly buy the new game I'd been waiting for, listened to me when I talked about my favorites for hours. Guess who I've been closer to all my life?
This, man. I'm autistic so I hyperfocus on whatever I'm currently playing, and I know it drives my family nuts. My mum tells me to shut up jokingly often, but... Well, I've been told the same by my dad who was abusive. It's a trigger for me, but I never told her that
@@justaperson4656 Ugh I feel this, also autistic and I grew up hearing constantly how boring or annoying my special interests are. I hope you never stop talking about stuff you're passionate about :)
@@justaperson4656 im the same way for the same reason. But to the main commenter here. I've had a wii all my life and my parents never really played with me that much, same for pc games. But they have grown to love Jackbox Party Packs since they come on their beloved fire stick and they're comedic party games that anyone can play. They can also be played with large groups of people so older adults ik that usually don't like to play will join and end up liking it. I recommend trying a jackbox game with your family.
@@ensommeille5315 thank you! Same goes to you! I'm hyperfocused on a legit shiny mew ATM and it is THE rarest legit shiny in the world! chances are 1/8192 on a cartridge that costs more than my yearly expenses because it pretty much doesn't exist anymore, so I'm going for the cheaper £20 cartridge with similar odds and a glitched encounter to transfer up a gen if the IVS are *just right* (hard to find shiny info for gen 2) and transferring it up using goppier's transfer tool. This is by far the most ambitious hunt I'll ever do! But goppier's tool makes Pokémon register as legit in Pokémon home and caught in kanto (both true, but both impossible to get to home since gen 1-2 Pokémon were stuck and couldn't be transferred to g3 because of a code overhaul) and this mew will be my absolute treasure!!
My parents didn't hate video games but I listened to my mom and their snooty Boomer buddies insult people who played video games and adult cartoons. Later, my dad sat down and watched me play Fallout New Vegas for 45 minutes and he really got into it.
Some parents don't understand and some parents don't want to understand.
As a barista, facebook conservatives not knowing shit about coffee is annoying me more than the bigotry lmao
LMFAO
I have no idea about coffee, so may I ask for example? I curious
One is disappointing but expected, the other is just disappointing
"I can exuse racism, but not knowing shit about coffee is where i draw the line."
@@vanished2667 Excuse me, you can excuse racism?
I hate people who judge peoples coffee orders. Let people enjoy the things they like. Sometimes I want brown water. Sometimes I want a dirty chi with oat milk and whip and cinnamon on top.
I don't get it either. Wft is wrong with people enjoying things.
Conservative boomers on Facebook love being elitist pricks about the dumbest shit. If they're not judging someone's sexual orientation, gender identity, the "kids these days", or politics, they'll literally find something to judge you for. That's why I can't fucking stand them.
And they also looooove judging people who dare express themselves outside the norm. If your hair color is anything but blonde, brown, or red, if you have piercings, tattoos, or dress differently, they'll make fun of you and judge you for that too. It's like they never grew past their middle school bully phase.
My two favourite drinks from Costa are a cappuccino and a mango bubble frappe, sometimes I like the cutesy girly pop drinks 😂
Dude I hate the judgementalness surrounding pumpkin spice lattes. Women are called basic and boring for liking it. I don't really like pumpkin flavored stuff but I'm not gonna hate on people who like it because that's stupid. I don't like calling women "basic" either just because they like makeup or something. Let people like the things they like, damn.
the "because no one remembered when their dad played video games" is such bs 😭😭 my entire childhood was so video game centric because my dads a video game nerd. he's been a collector since he was a kid, he has a few side jobs with gaming, he worked in video game retail for 13 years, and playing video games together has been our thing since i had control over my hand movements 😭😭😭 conservatives just be sayin shit
Yeah my dad is more into games than I am; he has a PS5 and Xbox Series X and my sick days in secondary school (/middle school in the US I think?) were watching him play Skyrim on his 360... good times :') I grew up watching my parents play Mario Kart against each other after meals too lmao, first it was the DS lite version, then later the 3DS version. It was part of their evening routine 😌
My partner is really into video games, especially fantasy-based ones with good stories and worlds, and I look forward to him being able to share his passion with any future kids we might have. Bonding is bonding!
I still remember watching my dad play Gran Tarismo on his PS3 while I played plinko games on his laptop.
Video games are pretty much how I'm able to interact with my dad without being on the verge of panic
My love for guitar hero is all from my dad and his brothers playing it while I was little
Fun fact: the ‘tan lines’ left over from a sign being removed from a building like that are called ‘label scars.’
Also, I’m a barista in the US, in my experience, Americanos are NOT associated with conservatives. In the South a lot of conservatives don’t go to coffee shops at all, a lot of them just get like gas station coffee.
To be fair a lot of coffee shops are expensive and at least from my experience some gas station coffee isn't all that bad, but there is a class connection to your political standing, it isn't 1:1 but generally speaking people who can afford to go to college, to live in bigger cities and to go to nice coffee shops tend to be more on the left side because when you go to college and live in a city you meet people who are different from you and you realize there's actually no reason to hate marginalized communities because they're human beings just like you, when you're more isolated from people because you're poor it's easier to get indoctrinated into the hate cult since youre rarely interacting with anyone who isn't like you, I say this as a poor leftist so it isn't 1:1, just quite common
I think you misunderstood her point with the Americano thing. She was just saying since long orders = Liberals do short orders = conservative. She was making a joke about how absurd the sentiment is.
That is a pretty fun fact!
I guess I'm a communist not because I believe in communism, but because I like peppermint mocha coffee 🤔
personally my time as a barista radicalized me to the far left and also means i exclusively drink gas station coffee so different strokes i guess
Remember when people used to say that Facebook could be a separate country of its own given the amount of people on it? Wild times.
Matt Walsh just rekt Dylan Manvaney
@@professorfoxtrot Matt can only dream of being half the man that Dylan is.
@@jake-lynndobos659 lol
@@professorfoxtrot just to be gay Dylan has always been a woman.
@@professorfoxtrot Just to be clear, Dylan is a woman
Gotta love them conservatives Facebook aunties who probably would call me a slur 🥰
@@XxLostFinalGirlxX yes pls share /j
Baller
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And every other post is a repost of some praise Jesus shit
Dylan is a man
I love americans trying to say "this is the correct way of making coffee". Dude, I'm brazilian and can attest: americans should stick to frappucinos. That amount of water in the coffee is almost enough to make it turn into tea hahaha
I don’t drink coffee and when my best friend came over to visit from Slovakia I bought a coffee machine for her to use and was trying to be a good host (even though I had never used a coffee machine) and she just laughed and said “I’ve got this, but thank you for wanting to try” haha.
Her name also happens to be Silvia! Maybe you’re all blessed with coffee knowledge! 😂
It almost feels like they want to say "see? I drink real coffee because I don't add sugar or milk!" But really with the amount of water I doubt they can even taste the coffee, it kind of reads as insecurity, like "sure I water my coffee down so much it's practically a lecroix, but at least I don't use whipped cream!!", ok buddy, just say you can't handle strong coffee and you're afraid of sugar because you think sugar is gay or whatever
@@mrcattoonist4766 I am here for dunking on La Croix :>>>
@@thou_dog it tastes like someone maybe ate a banana that morning before going into work, it has like 1 molecule of banana
Americanos are called that because Americans literally could not handle actual coffee.
19:48 The people in that meme about working 16-hour days and going to war were CHILDREN. The good old days, amirite? 🥴
Yes, also, let's skip all the time people took over mills, bombed corporate offices, killed executives, and got into fire fights with union busting mercenaries.
Exactly, the people doing these things were often 18 or EVEN YOUNGER. That's not a good thing!
@@StreetofCrocodiles Yep we had literal labor wars with thousands of people on both sides, with union members fighting with police, strike breakers, and even the US military... Basically what I took away from that is, "grandpappy lynched his landlord and burned down the factory he worked in, why can't you?" and you know what... fair point...
I'm so sorry to hear about the loss of you, your countrymen, and your land. I had NO idea about New Zealand's flood issue. The news never discusses it. That's heartbreaking to hear. Love from Pennsylvania!
Everyone knows it used to be a Pizza Hut because Pizza Hut spent decades branding that design to say that roof style and color _IS_ Pizza Hut. i.e. Everyone knows it's a Pizza Hut because we were told it's a Pizza Hut. How does that relate to trans? It doesn't invalidate the insurance company that sits in the old Pizza Hut building across town. I know that's an insurance company because they tell me they sell insurance; they even have a sign.
Exactly, their argument about the Pizza Hut is basically like if they pointed at a wooden fence and said "you can't fool me, that's obviously a tree", call a wooden fence a tree all you like, you're only going to get strange looks, everyone else knows that's a fence
Also hey, funny thing, “everyone knows it’s a Pizza Hut because we were told that’s what it is”… the social construct of gender is pretty much the same thing!
Sure it used to be a Pizza Hut, but they acknowledge that it now ISN'T a pizza hut.
isn't changing roofs a real thing people do with buildings? it's the same building, it's just not pizza hut anymore and won't necessarily look like pizza hut..
pizza hut can get top surgery lol
What they're calling a "real coffee" is actually an Americano. If they really wanted "real coffee", they wouldn't have to water down their espresso. But like what you like, and let other's like what they like.
Actually most pubs have a coffee/ tea / other hot drinks because they want to give non alcoholic options for people who drive
Some places aren't great at making it (burn yhe tea leaves and coffee beans) but if you can find one that makes them really well you hold onto it. A good cup of tea on a cold day really helps so much (or coffee. Can't drink much because of the caffeine content, but I love the taste of coffee)
@@fallenking578 sorry if I sound dumb but how do you burn tea or coffee? I drink tea alot and never had that happen so I’m just wondering how you do that
also sorry if I sound rude I was just wondering but I can’t tell if it sounds rude or not sorry
Yeah I was thinking about the same thing, I love to start my evening at a bar with a cup of coffee before I'm drinking anything. they always have some.
@@Feezee223 it's fine. Usually, with green tea, it gets burned if you pour boiling water over it. Makes the leaves very bitter and tastes a bit like dirt. Coffee beans, it really depends on the beans and if they are whole or ground. But anything about 200 F can burn them and cause a very bitter after taste. Best beans have water more slowly poured over them to cool it just a bit before it hits the beans. Now black tea loves boiling water and will be bitter without it. Sadly, a lot of coffee chains will use one temp fits all with tea and pour boiling water on green, herbal, and white tea, burning the leaves and making a very bitter flavor
@Feezee the Seagull u can burn it if u over brew it, or leave it sitting longer than it should
I don’t watch the news anymore for mental health reasons so I had no idea that was happening in New Zealand and I’m so sorry to hear about it! It’s really scary stuff and is absolutely caused by climate change.
I live in Florida (I’m leaving soon, don’t worry lol) and there’s a lot of climate change concerns here too because of the rising sea levels. It’s important that we get a move on because, yeah, people are already going under.
Not a boy, but I definitely remember watching my dad play old SNES games on an emulator he set up on our TV (bc he's cool like that), and to this day, I still love playing them because of the nostalgia.
My nintendo switch comes with an SNES emulator and it's so amazing, hits so hard in the nastalgia. When I was a kid we had an emulator on our wii, it's just so nice
My NES, SNES, N64, and a GameCube are all hooked up to my smart tv and I play them daily. Huge retro gamer here! Haha
Not from Nintendo but my mom has been playing PS1 games from her childhood like Tomb Raider, Resident Evil, etc and she is having a lot of fun with those games, its so cute 😊😊😊
My dad set up Pokémon games on an Amazon firestick somehow can I be included
@@jeremygreen2883 Man you're living my dream; I play GCN games on my Wii and still get a lot of mileage out of my DS Lite but I absolutely dream of playing Earthbound on an actual SNES eventually :') SNES games were another level of charming
I’m an elder millennial and I’m guilty of still using Facebook. I’m part of a couple local queer Facebook groups. Where I live Facebook and Instagram are still the best way to find local events. Maybe twitter also, but I don’t use twitter because it makes me sad.
I do like to lerk on people I went to high school with. I see people married for ten years with four kids and I’m like thank god that’s not me, but your kids are really cute.
Yes, exactly! I was trying to put that into words. There's not a local daily newspaper in my area anymore, and what's left wouldn't always carry local queer events. No other app has replaced that yet
haha I am also only there to host a local event and share food recipes in a recipe group
My entire work network exists in fb
“My conservative family” sounds like a shitty anime
THE PIZZA HUT THING DIDHDKZKDJDKDJ Like it's perfect bc transphobes will look crazy for ordering pizza at the new store 🤣
THE WAY SHE SAYS MOCHA KILLS ME BECAUSE I KEEP THINKING SHE’S SAYING MARKER AND I GET REALLY CONFUSED 😭
I had no idea what you were talking about until I heard her and then I was actually flabbergasted. 😭😭😭 I have never heard it pronounced that way
19:54 OMG not this. Every South Asian household has that one story of people crossing rivers to see their mother or climbing hills and crossing rivers. Then it’s a rant about people who have it easy. If you’re so offended about things being easy, then don’t make it easy or even better, don’t have children.
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My mom actually had to trudge through chest-deep snow to take her exams (with numb hands from the freezing cold).
My best friend (her and I are both turning 32 in June) has the best memories of playing games with her dad growing up and they’re some of her most treasured ones. He passed away in 2015 and she loves playing Tomb Raider to remember him.
I collect older games and literally just played one with my dad that we played together when I was little. It’s one of the few things we can do together because if he had FB he’d probably find most of these memes funny…
Aw I'm so sorry that your dad isn't the best :(
But to cheer you up: what kinds of games do you play? I just bought a copy of Pokémon yellow for my GBA and am so excited to start it up
@@justaperson4656 Aww, you’re so sweet! 💜 I honestly play a bit of everything but I’m a sucker for sim and city builder games. Also, because of my job (I localize games JP-EN professionally) my favorite kinds are (mostly) Japan-only games my coworkers find or remember playing when they were kids that have basically been forgotten.
@@starparodier91 Japan always has the best exclusive games 😭 even the obscure ones have so much effort put into them
Also, by sims do you mean the EA franchise or simulator games generally because I adore both, despite hating EA
@@justaperson4656 Both, but I haven’t played any Sims games past Sims 3 (except a demo). 100% not a fan of the “newer” EA. I think someone added up all the expansions and add-ons for Sims 4 on Steam and it was around $1000USD? And I think there’s micro transactions in-game as well. Such a shame.
Another fun thing about the whole Roman road thing is that these roads were meant to be used by horse drawn carriages, carts and just people by foot. Not cars weighing tons or trucks. The strain on the material is a whole different one. Love this the thought ends at “A street is a street is a street.”
Playing “Primal Rage” with my grandma at the arcade and on Sega Genesis is one of my favorite childhood memories. I thought I was basically the primal rage goat until I got older and realized she was letting me win 😭
For the video game one- my dad and I bonded over the old sonic games all the time when I was a kid. I loved playing on his old SEGA system and Atari, even if we both sucked at the games. But those times that I spent with my dad bonding over games we sucked at means a lot to me. He taught me how important it is to always have a ring in sonic
For some reason, that whole "At half past- etc" post showed around 13:20 made me laugh harder than it should've. Like it's not even really about teenagers not knowing how to do things as much as it's unintentionally about how teenagers don't know the situational vocabulary in-context, because they didn't grow up in a time where it was necessary to know. Absolutely bizarre post.
"No boy will remember when his dad played video games." My response was "I remember dad playing video... Oh wait, not a boy. Oops."😅😅😅
2:40 that's based af lmao, imagine you cured their homophobia by filling their homepage with pro gay posts, probably didn't, but would be funny
When you spoke about that ancient vs modern road thing, it reminded me of the old houses here in Portugal (mainly south I think) that used to be build with a very specific dirt mixture. My parents still live in one, the walls are super thick and stable, and the whole building is close to a hundred years old. Nowadays, because no one knows the craft anymore, people build houses with simple bricks, the walls are super slim and the house doesn't last nearly as long. Upside: they're faster and cheaper to build, and they need renovations more often. Capitalism babyyyy
I too like black unsweetened coffee. I was wondering why everyone at my local coffee shop said. "OH SO YOU'RE FAR RIGHT HUH!?"
1. Love your hair
2. Love your makeup
3. Everyone have a good day/night/afternoon/morning/evening/whatever time it is for you. ^^
Pertaining to the Pizza Hut analogy, as an individual who grew up with trans relatives and knows trans people, I would like to say that it's still possible to meet a trans person who doesn't immediately give off the impression that they are in fact trans, and even if you suspect someone is trans, it's none of your business to point that out to anyone.
It feels like recycled homophobia. People used to say that "never met a gay person who didn't [xyz]" when they really just didn't know. They assumed everyone who doesn't fart sparkles was cishet.
@@augustp7543 Exactly. I have an awesome little brother who is a transman, and he posted once on Tumblr about an experience at a gas station where the guy in front of him at the counter went off on this homophobic and transphobic rant about "muh rights", then looks at my brother and says: "Ain't that right, my dude?" like, the guy absolutely did not even realize that he was talking to someone he was essentially ranting about, because my brother looks like any dude out there.
My brother could not leave that gas station fast enough. I would be terrified.😬
About roads, roads back then only had feet, animal hooves, and carriage wheels going across them. Nowadays we have cars and multiple-thousand pound trucks going across them. So I feel like modern roads have it a little harder than old fashioned stone roads.
Cars are really good at destroying roads.
Yeah and ontop of that, those kind of roads are HELL to drive on. We still have those stone roads in some places in germany and ontop of being incredibly loud you feel the little stones inside the car and everything just shakes. And you also can't drive fast on them! If you'd try driving on one of those as fast a you would on a highway your car would be in a ditch a minute later.
Road damage goes up with mass by the power of 4.
Imagine mourning the death of a Pizza Hut.
Literally the most mid pizza ever to be conceived by our species.
Edit: I just realized what the meme is actually saying. Holy hell what the fuck
So caught up in the euphoria of Pizza Hit dying that you forgot transphobia existed
@@genericname2747they probably are autistic
The coffee one made me laugh the dude who says coffee is suppose to have more water then anything else simply does not know how to make coffee correctly if chef Ramsey were to taste the water down bull shit he would refuse to take another sip because the majority of people including myself knows for a fact that having water down coffee really isn't coffee for me it's called flavored coffee water not coffee.
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Personally I love being an intersex nonbinary person because things like the pizza hut analogy don't work when you're a combination pizza hut and taco bell
I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA, THE PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL!
@Liam No, CLEARLY jesus would be a KFC Sephora combo smh [that KFC Sephora image lives in my head rent free]
The people who built those stone roads absolutely did not do it for free
Love your hair, it looks so pretty! Hope you and everyone else is doing well (:
These are the memes of people that cannot reconcile that everyone in the world has unique experiences.
11:21 "No one remembers when his dad played video games" Uh- I'm sorry- I do? Both my mom and dad played video games with me when I was liiiiittle. Guess what? I love storytelling and art. I'm studying 2D and 3D art so I can tell interactive stories to the next generations. My parents playing video games introduced me to my passion EARLY. Hell, I still *have* the games that they primarily played with/around me and they bring me so much joy now.
BLiNX and Halo my beloved
13:29 Technology evolves rapidly and it's okay if you don't know how to use every piece of it, new and old. Why gatekeep and laugh at someone instead of teaching them how to use the technology?? Learn and teach, bro.
How about we ask these people to send a message using morse code and watch them struggle since their parents used to do that
Conservatives tying their self worth to how shitty their drinks are really makes me wonder how much of being a conservative is just masochism.
Also, can confirm I remember a lot of times I played Civilization with my dad, and board games with my whole family.
24:52 also, a good measure for a cartoon is “would this still kinda work if I removed all the text”. This cartoon is literally horrifying and genocidal if you remove the words, which means horrifying if you can see past the flowery dog whistles
Literally, beer and Americanos?? Please, I promise you can have a tasty drink without being gay or whatever it is they fear being perceived as
Sorta reminds me of how some have pointed out that conservatives/right-wingers often appear to be perpetually angry (or seek to be) with how negative they can be, especially about things that don't affect them whatsoever. Like they just need to find something to be angry about even in situations where there's nothing to be mad about. I was looking at a random post about archeologists opening an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus for the first time and there was one person who made a transphobic comment about how ancient Egypt didn't have any trans people so trans people just don't exist or something.
It is. Conservatism is anchored in masculinity, and the definition of masculinity is increasingly associated with suffering and misery.
Anything sweet, pleasant, or soft is defined as feminine, and therefore must be avoided.
Therefore again, the only way to make oneself "better" than another is to decry them as "insufficiently masculine" and their likes, hobbies, food, etc as soft and feminine, further marginalizing an increasingly-limited list of "acceptably masculine" pursuits.
Meaning in practice that it's only "masculine" to "enjoy" things that are bitter, harsh, unpleasant, and difficult, solely to prove you "aren't feminine".
@@Axioanarchist What a pitiful exhausting life
@@chomcat1910 to be fair, there are people like that on both sides. Its because people get addicted to schadenfreude, and then when they run out of people to condemn for legitimate reasons they try to find every excuse they can to condemn others, especially people they already don't like (since, a lot of people don't realize that just because you don't like something or someone doesn't mean they are morally wrong, and that its ok to dislike something or someone without that thing or person being in the wrong. Hence why people get addicted to schadenfreude in the first place, it lets them enjoy the suffering of something they dislike and still retain the moral high ground)
Almost all my relatives live in Aotearoa, they recently all come over for my brothers wedding and it was so scary hearing all the stories of shit happening, luckily they are all safe but it’s just so horrible to hear about. Lots of love from Australia, in general but especially for those dealing with the flooding and aftermath of the hurricane.
It's the fact that you spent time with your dad that makes it memorable. It doesn't matter what the game or activity is.
I never post on Facebook but it's the place to be for finding out stuff about your neighborhood, getting random things on Facebook marketplace, and laugh at MLMs.
I can’t help but find the homophobic aunt a little funny, because my wonderful aunt is married to another woman ✨
I distinctly remember my dad playing video games. He mainly played stuff like Diablo, Age of Empires, and Dungeon Siege. I'd either sit next to him and watch while asking a million questions about the game. He was probably super annoyed, but he answered all of my questions and it was fun to watch him play.
My life is mostly centered around video games mainly because of my dad. I played my first video game when I was a toddler, it was Need For Speed Most Wanted (2005). Still my favorite game to this day. Not so long ago, I remember my dad noticing that I was playing the game (I played it again, and I have grown up since then) and he admit that he didn't get to finish the game's story. After a while, I completed it, and to this day, I remember it as me doing something my dad couldn't, and that really stuck with me.
That’s such a cool story! I loved playing that game (I was 14 though 😅) but gaming memories with your parents are amazing! I feel like I need to play that again now, lol! 😂💜
What is their obsession with coffee? What did coffee ever do to them?
Same here about the video games.. I had and still have Lego Star Wars on my GameCube and my dad and I would take turns on levels and my dad and I don't have the greatest relationship anymore but I will always cherish those times that we played Lego Star Wars together.
Lego starwars slaps. They are such fun games
I only drink black coffee and some of the weird assumptions/jokes people will say are weird. It's just a drink, lmfao.
I never understood it either. Personally I prefer tea or coffee with a lot of milk and sugar, but black coffee from a really good place is amazing. My mom drinks it black, my dad drinks a lot of milk like me, it's just a drink. You drink that black coffee and enjoy it. Never let someone ruin what you like to drink because they are weird about it
Some of my fondest childhood memories are playing video games with my older cousins and playing board games with my dad!
it took me so long to realize what the pizza hut one was about and being trans i have to see people use those bad metaphors to invalidate me/other people around me fairly frequently 💀 i thought that building became some sort of trans refuge or foundation or something and the conservatives were pissed at trans people for taking up space at some us town i-
As a gen z, the only time I use Facebook is when my mom makes me. Other than that, a it is to me is a way to link games.
Also I WISH my family was like yours in the sense of you are not obligated to talk to them. The past few years we have been finding long lost cousins on my father's side, and he's been forcing me to accept them when they are still complete strangers to me. These are grown a$s men that I never met before. He invited one over to visit us, and made me give up my car to let him drive. He was a terrible driver and it terrified me.
And now my father found another one. I have never met this guy or even seen a picture of him, but my father basically bullied me into letting him send pics of me to him, when I am extremely uncomfortable with pics being taken of me, let alone put online. I expressed this and he got so mad, he keeps prioritizing his "precious white family" over me and my Indian mom and it makes me sick. He's racist and sexist and homophobic and his two other kids, my half siblings, are the same and I hate it and I want them out of my life.
I'm a guy who's dad played video games with him and those are some of my fondest memories of him
That pizza hut analogy works sooooo much better against their point than in favour of it 🤣🤣
I’m here for the new look. I love the haircut and the earrings are on point as always.
I remember when my dad used to watch me play Super Mario World on SNES. He'd always say "Watch out for that!" or "Jump on that guy!" And I'd say "Dad, just let me play the game." Three years after his death, I wouldn't trade those moments for anything.
i saw the pizza hut one on twitter my comment just was once a new place goes in there no one will be calling it pizza hut when its now a shoe store
I didn't know what is happening in New Zealand. That's so scary. But the video of your dog was very cute.
Honestly, confidently ordering a complicated coffee at a bar deserves a free drink, a cheap one at least. I would respect the sheer audacity.
I appreciate that you describe the memes cuz I often use RUclips to multitask and it’s really distracting to have to look 😊
Same I play animal crossing while listening to RUclips
26:00 they absolutely do not know how any of what they're saying works. Do they not know that one of the reasons families had so many kids is because it was assumed you were gonna lose at least one of em to the pox or like, a cow rolling over on them or something.
This. My great grandparents had a ton of kids, but thats because the mortality rate on 1800's German farms was uncomfortably high. My grandfather was actually named after an older brother who died while helping out on the farm (his middle name was his brother's first name).
@@erinhaury5773 yeah, according to my mom, her great aunt's first son died because one of their donkeys kicked him. Leg was broken and something about the swelling killed the skin all the way around the leg and he eventually died from it. Farm accidents can be fucked up and brutal
My stepdad grew up on a farm and lost 2 siblings when they were babies. Died of natural causes.
Also in reference to the weather thing, last week in England we got so much snow all schools and everything shut down. It's March. That's supposed to be spring. We didn't even get that much snow in winter. It's not normal.
Thanks for letting us outsiders know that New Zealand is going through a bad time/horribly wet summer. I need to call a friend D: and click that link.
Great video. Sad to see older ladies be sooo much older than us, but sooo much dumber lol.
I gotta say though Kiwi. Ease up on the coffee lolz. Moderation!
Dylan Mulvaney is a man
The ending talk about the cyclones hit home for me. As a small town Floridian, the damage from climate change is visible in my short lifetime. Even ignoring how bad the storms have gotten, I've seen the water get higher and the temperature get hotter. The stories I heard from the people who stayed home for Hurricane Ian are gut-wrenching. And even in the state news, there wasnt much coverage of the damage. When the government and media ignore the slow destruction of your home it makes you feel so small and helpless.
My love to the Kiwis and Pacific Islanders and all the other coastal folk around the world. Let's keep fighting this battle together ❤️
I love the one that says to do the thing with the clock in the TV because you could just tell any of these people who are like that do you put their phone into airplane mode or do not disturb and then watch them have an aneurysm
10:50 every job can be described in 3 words, “I make money”
If he drinks his espresso with a Starbucks cups my brother in christ you are going into a cardiac arrest faster than the "fuck ton of calories" guy
I am not an outdoor kid, I am a girl and my parents are not athletic either. Now firstly, I want to say my dad loves me more than the sun, even though I am a girl, and secondly, I recall playing video games and GTA with my father at as young as 5. The bonding time made me feel loved, it is and was always fun, and I would rather stay inside and play video games or watch fantasy movies with my father, than play football or shit. Yes, I do ride my bike with him, but only in the summer, and yes, it is fun, but that does not mean inside bonding and video games are not. Thank you for reading this, have an amazing day! :D
I fear any human who walks into a bar and with full confidence orders a coffee
Here in rural Italy, coffee shops are often bars! I get my coffee the same place I get my tequila shots lol
I would put money on them being upset by flavored coffee because they view it the way they do cocktails. Sweet=Gay XD
11:22 -I do remember my dad playing NES games. He played Faxanadu and mapped it on gridded paper. He played Elite in which I found the docking so difficult because, at least in the NES version, you could only roll and pitch but not yaw. He played Ice Climber, and the words he came up with to refer to the enemies stuck as my head canon. And I'm not that young. I'm 40 now. I'm a year older than Benjamin Shapiro. You know how old that is? Gaming livestreams weren't a thing when my dad played those games. Now you have charity gaming streams with huge audiences. Kids do and will continue to remember their dads playing computer games.
0:43 iirc, though, a lot of Facebook’s user base comes from them bringing internet access to less developed areas of the world that previously didn’t and monopolising those entire markets, so a lot of your fanbase probably isn’t actually lying when they say they don’t use Facebook (plus, who would willingly do that to themselves anyway)
You are correct!
Even if it forever LOOKED like a pizza hut, if it becomes a Dairy Queen, you have to refer to it as a Dairy Queen. If you say "let's go to pizza hut" and you arrive at the location, your friends are gonna ask you why you said pizza hut when it's clearly a Dairy Queen
Funny thing is I have a conservative friend who goes to this restaurant that newly replaced a different one but she still calls the old restaurant’s name😂
Here in Brazil we're having tons of rains too, in the city I live in we have been having rain everyday for the past month. São Paulo and Rio are already in emergency status, lots of floods and landslides. I truly don't know how we're gonna get out of this terrible disaster of harmed nature we crated. Sending lots of prayers to New Zealand too❤
I have very fond memories of playing Wii bowling with my parents. My dad didn't have a motorcycle. 😂
As a person who lives in NZ the floods have been so devastating to the point where my school is having a can drive for other organisations because nearly all of the donated food had to be used for the floods. It's horrifying knowing that the floods were so bad that we are now struggling to support other non-profits/fundraisers.
Imagine gatekeeping coffee of all things.
litterally one of my brothers favorite memories with our dad was him helping him out on hard levels and getting stuck
I remember my dad teaching me to ride a bike and introducing me to video games. And I remember the roles being reversed when he got dementia and needed my help playing call of duty 2, the only game he could still play as it progressed.
That's a pretty core fucking memory, thanks.
for the video games one:
i can never not play Ocarina of Time without thinking of my dads character 2-flower (yes it’s named after the Terry Pratchett character), and playing games with him for hours on end. i still smile whenever i think of those moments.
0:48 I’m the only principled Gen Z around me who doesn’t use Facebook. HOWEVER, I do use it for one day and that’s my birthday to reply to people who wished me.
As a not conservative person I can not confirm that we all drink fancy coffees with long names, because I don't drink coffee.
“I create content” “I influence people” “I do coding” 😂
I honestly love this concept, but considering that bull$hit job meme was made by a boomer or at least a middle-aged person, I would totally describe my future job to them as "I fix computers because you people don't know that those ads that swear they'll give you money are a scam and can lead you to sites that automatically download malware that could potentially erase all the data in your device in 10 seconds."
If I made an older person try to complete the level meat circus in psychonauts, they would 100% not be able to.
I'm sorry to hear about New Zealand. I hope everyone gets out of the flooded areas safely & they can find a way to rebuild their lives. I also wish people would stop acting like climate change isn't happening so we can all work together to come with solutions instead of having to constantly using up valuable time to try to educate people who just keep denying that it isn't a thing that happening
To this day, I still remember a singular three-day weekend my sister and I had when we were in high school. Our dad literally spent all of it baking cake for us to eat while he showed us the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy extended edition. Even the smallest moments can matter.
On coffee in America, my fave places to go are Insomnia and Dutch Bros. If you want strong coffee (or just straight tea) Insomnia is best. If you like sugary coffee drinks (or want unlimited types of lemonade/tea/energy drinks) Dutch Bros all the way. ☕
I'm currently at uni studying psychology, but I bet these same people will say "psychologist" is "not a real job" when I become one for real. That's only one word!
3:29 You played the long game and I’m here for it 🔥
The pizza hut one is so funny because imagine you work at say, a Spirit Halloween, and some karen comes up to you demanding pizza, but you tell her, "ma'am this is a Spirit Halloween" but she's like "It WAS a Pizza Hut, it always WILL BE a pizza hut, now MAKE ME A PIZZA" and you're like "We don't have pizza, we have a costume of a pizza though" and she's like "I NEED TO SEE YOUR MANAGER"
I am only using Facebook because that's literally the only way I can interact with my family and friends who only use it but its not often. Lol
Facebook is a train wreck but I'm thankful for the family I have who support me who are on there.
Oh Christ, I hadn't heard anything about what's happening in NZ!! That's terrible, as is our media coverage