The Bizarre Lore of Goldfish Crackers

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @therealchoopo
    @therealchoopo  Год назад +3237

    So it turns out there’s actually like 11 seasons of Finn & Friends I just combined a few more of them than I thought so uhhhh oopsie daisies

    • @astroalex420
      @astroalex420 Год назад +81

      It's no biggie the video was fire🔥🔥

    • @venust9806
      @venust9806 Год назад +24

      💀💀

    • @raininghail4049
      @raininghail4049 Год назад +38

      I’m so curious as to how you got so much information and didn’t notice this haha… I can’t imagine the research / viewing needed!

    • @innertuber4049
      @innertuber4049 Год назад +17

      I can't believe you would betray me like this

    • @404RBTCS
      @404RBTCS Год назад +26

      You should’ve talked about the absolutely insane Goldfish Crackers wiki

  • @mitchellc5832
    @mitchellc5832 Год назад +3411

    "there's only 5 established characters within the first 2 seasons, and gilbert's my 8th favorite. In the friendship sandwich, he's the cement"
    the best line ever

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople Год назад +53

      The Bizarre Lore of Goldfish Crackers

    • @username5155
      @username5155 Год назад +52

      @@LavaCreeperPeopleyes, that is what the video is called

    • @lrgogo1517
      @lrgogo1517 Год назад +8

      That's *two lines*

    • @compitalc
      @compitalc Год назад +3

      @@username5155 ha, get it? Cause it’s a CADDY JOKE-

    • @rewenemp
      @rewenemp Год назад +4

      You sure did write out what you heard smh

  • @AlecComes
    @AlecComes Год назад +737

    Thanks for shouting out my goldfish video, that was so nice of you! and yes I completely agree Gilbert sucks, finally someone else agrees.

  • @rowan404
    @rowan404 Год назад +1232

    Supposedly, the girl fish who kissed Gilbert was a kid’s OC who won a Goldfish OC contest. The OC was specified to have a crush on Gilbert and they went with it.

    • @ODSTWhiteout
      @ODSTWhiteout Год назад +138

      That’s rad

    • @aidoll3692
      @aidoll3692 Год назад +99

      Iconic

    • @callmeanon660
      @callmeanon660 10 месяцев назад +82

      I wonder where that kid is now

    • @mastersonhigh1117
      @mastersonhigh1117 10 месяцев назад +125

      I remember when they ran that contest, my sister and I both made goldfish for the competition and were disappointed when our fish lost to a goldfish that looked so generic lol

    • @tropigo6095
      @tropigo6095 4 месяца назад +5

      Her name is Candace I read

  • @maakkaas
    @maakkaas Год назад +570

    THANK YOU! When I was a kid I was so invested in the finn and friends storyline and would shush people during the commercials lol. I was always so excited when a new commercial would air. I'm allergic to goldfish

    • @SuperFlashDriver
      @SuperFlashDriver Год назад

      "When I was a kid I was so invested in the finn and friends storyline and would shush people during the commercials lol." Well I had a TV in the basement that I could watch any channel I liked while my parents had TV upstairs in the living room/bedroom....
      "I'm allergic to goldfish" That is so unfortunate man...I tend to be more of an animal crackers person, that's what used to be stuffed in my lunchbox back in the early 2000s. Unfortunately they ended up discontinuing those sometime in 2008 after I graduated 5th grade....Sucks but at least goldfish crackers still exist, whereas animal crackers, not so much.

    • @gailwind3795
      @gailwind3795 7 месяцев назад +10

      May I interest you and another lore video for the snack that smiles back? It's by Athena P. It's a lot of fun. You should check it out.

    • @ducksongfans
      @ducksongfans 7 месяцев назад +10

      Sounds miserable being allergic, I'm addicted at this point to the flavor blasted

    • @burster8357
      @burster8357 2 месяца назад

      same omg

  • @AthenaPOfficial
    @AthenaPOfficial Год назад +890

    "HE SURVIVED THE FLAVOR BLASTING OF 2005" is probably one of the best things that's ever been said in a video.
    If there is EVER a reboot you, me and Alec have to have an avengers endgame moment and collab and talk about it and cry probably

    • @imabellwoo
      @imabellwoo Год назад +24

      Yooo Athena! I love your vids, you and choopo are my favorite theorists

    • @IShy2
      @IShy2 Год назад +6

      Hmm, for a minute I thought he was ripping you off

    • @samsanimationcorner3820
      @samsanimationcorner3820 Год назад +17

      I want that on a T-Shirt "2005 Flavor Blast Survivor" or something.

    • @nica7049
      @nica7049 Год назад +6

      Yes, please collab
      (Love your videos by the way)

    • @Mal.Vid.13
      @Mal.Vid.13 6 месяцев назад +1

      You, Choopo, Alec, and MatPat (he made a video on Goldfish crackers) should collab

  • @TheMarketableJackFrost
    @TheMarketableJackFrost Год назад +838

    The lore doesn’t stop. Next thing you know Chips Ahoy cookies have lore

    • @rotisseriepossum
      @rotisseriepossum Год назад +84

      they do!

    • @Leo-ok3uj
      @Leo-ok3uj Год назад +40

      @@rotisseriepossum
      What in the hell!?!?!

    • @AYAKXSHI
      @AYAKXSHI Год назад +22

      @@Leo-ok3ujcheez its,twix,Reece’s,butter fingers n several other food brands have crazy things out there especially the commercials

    • @nica7049
      @nica7049 Год назад +10

      Please give me Chips Ahoy lore

    • @Mal.Vid.13
      @Mal.Vid.13 Год назад +6

      @thatonegirlthatlikesylveonbut the chips have some flex

  • @Jazkal-V420
    @Jazkal-V420 Год назад +565

    Athena P is one of a few individuals who have analysed the commercials.
    You have become one such individual.
    Thank you.

    • @connorbeith3232
      @connorbeith3232 Год назад +18

      Athena's is better because she proposed Gilbert X I.Q.

    • @Creative_Zombie
      @Creative_Zombie Год назад +22

      These two I think could make a great ummm what’s the thing called where they work on vids together? Anyways I think there styles are very similar plus there content of covering obscure things makes them work well. Idk maybe I’m wrong, but it would be cool

    • @lamechial
      @lamechial Год назад +17

      @@Creative_Zombie Collab?

    • @Creative_Zombie
      @Creative_Zombie Год назад +5

      @@lamechial yes that word! XD

    • @Scarfysmom
      @Scarfysmom Год назад +14

      All hail Athena P

  • @kaydenthereo
    @kaydenthereo Год назад +1366

    Never thought goldfish crackers could have a bizzare of a lore

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople Год назад +17

      I also Never thought goldfish crackers could have a bizarre of a lore

    • @Joeh_
      @Joeh_ Год назад +16

      I also Never thought goldfish crackers could have a bizzare of a lore

    • @cyberpupplays
      @cyberpupplays Год назад +13

      I also Never thought goldfish crackers could have a bizarre of a lore

    • @Sxdbrooked
      @Sxdbrooked Год назад +11

      I also Never thought goldfish crackers could have a bizarre of a lore

    • @BombBird11
      @BombBird11 Год назад +10

      I also Never thought goldfish crackers could have a bizarre of a lore

  • @nocturne_imp2014
    @nocturne_imp2014 Год назад +291

    I love these bizarre lore of basically anything, my attention span can actually stay focused for once ngl
    These videos make me happy and are fun watching before going to bed

  • @FoxBlocksHere
    @FoxBlocksHere Год назад +142

    After all these years of seeing those commercials, I somehow never put it together that there's a continuous story with actual lore. I think I have a lot more respect for them now!

  • @camwoodstock
    @camwoodstock Год назад +221

    so uh fun fact: there was a full on goldfish central website once upon a time. only have a vague memory of it but viscerally recall anytime you went to the front page there was a flash application that'd say "Welcome to Goldfish Central". and that is baked and flavor blasted into my psyche.

    • @theactingfantasy
      @theactingfantasy Год назад +26

      My only vague memory of that website is a music video about Swimmington. I just remember the voice going “E-e-esquire”.

    • @thetwitchywitchy
      @thetwitchywitchy 7 месяцев назад +1

      “that is baked and flavor blasted into my psyche” 😂

    • @thetwitchywitchy
      @thetwitchywitchy 7 месяцев назад

      @@theactingfantasyOH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS!!!!

  • @chadgorosaurus4898
    @chadgorosaurus4898 Год назад +131

    When a damn goldfish has more character development than 90% of all main characters:

  • @RenownRecluse
    @RenownRecluse Год назад +71

    9:34 does ANYONE else remember when goldfish had a contest for kids to submit their own drawings of their own original goldfish character?? I swear it took ages for the results to come in but this goldfish with the ribbon was the winner! choopo please give us an update I can't find anything else on this

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea 3 месяца назад +1

      Someone above said that the fish that kisses Gilbert was the winner. I guess the child who created it, wrote it to have a crush on Gilbert!

  • @gavinwilson5324
    @gavinwilson5324 Год назад +73

    You should do a video on the lore of Lucky Charms. I remember their website used to have a whole interactive series of videos and games showing how the mascot character used the different marshmallow shapes for magical abilities. I barely remember any of the story, but it was certainly bizarre. I think there have also been a number of different arcs over the years.

  • @brennaw.3345
    @brennaw.3345 Год назад +32

    Real life words that came out of my actual mouth not even a week ago were “I wish somebody would do a video essay on the Goldfish Lore”, and now here you are…

  • @kaylaharrap2992
    @kaylaharrap2992 Год назад +40

    I cried, ate goldfishes and watched this video at 3am… made me feel better thanks choopo

  • @histy7284
    @histy7284 Год назад +8

    I remember seeing a couple of these ads in the mornings watcing Nick, Cartoon Network, Boomerang (maybe) Hasbro, most mornings before going to school. The goldfish cracker ads are the ONLY ads I appreciate even to this day (and the older pop tart ads). Every ad except the pop tart and goldfish cracker ads I will actually watch.

  • @elihersh2133
    @elihersh2133 Год назад +95

    My dad wrote seasons 4 (vacuum arc!) through 7, as well as the when I grew up videos! I can attempt to answer any questions! Vacuum arc was also my favorite (and I think my dad’s too).

  • @Erdnuahsyek
    @Erdnuahsyek Год назад +76

    Choopo deserves 1 million subs, a genius.

  • @doorbox788
    @doorbox788 Год назад +37

    we need a goldfish full length feature film

  • @EmberOakSquids
    @EmberOakSquids Год назад +27

    I'm not sure why but your videos partially remind me of classic game theory (like, 2012, 2013) and it really takes me back, I love your stuff so much

  • @astroalex420
    @astroalex420 Год назад +53

    I love the bizarre lore series u got going on

  • @W1ldestride
    @W1ldestride Год назад +33

    I’m just surprised that the living cheddar crackers survived 22 years without becoming moldy

  •  Год назад +39

    As a non-american there were a solid few months where I thought people just thought it was really funny to say they like eating goldfish and it was like "haha you eat raw pet fish as snacks"

  • @rowan404
    @rowan404 Год назад +6

    Seeing Athena P credited at the end was wonderful. She’s an amazing RUclipsr (and an amazing person in general) and I watched her Goldfish lore video a while back.

  • @yogihere
    @yogihere Год назад +63

    finn looks like a decapitated dinosaur train character

  • @wilsonwilson3674
    @wilsonwilson3674 Год назад +25

    I love how the series basically starts out with eugenics and genocide.

  • @piboiindahouse5169
    @piboiindahouse5169 Год назад +43

    I knew for a while that there was a story in the finn and friends universe, but I never watched enough TV to know how long it was on for or even any of the characters. Also I was too young to see the best seasons so that sucks. I think the only one I might have possibly saw, maybe even later than when it aired was the one where Brooke does a magic trick.

  • @Queerlien
    @Queerlien Год назад +42

    I am so fascinated by these bizarre lore videos haha iconic work ❤

  • @diet_water.
    @diet_water. Год назад +10

    Goldfish gameplay: yummy cheese snack
    Goldfish lore: *going on life threatening adventures, discovering new places, meeting new allies, trafficking*

  • @J.T._Entertainment
    @J.T._Entertainment Год назад +28

    No one gonna talk about how choopo made a gormet meat dish on accident, just trying to cook spaghetti?

  • @RickyPaquiot284
    @RickyPaquiot284 Год назад +5

    *I've been a long time enjoyer of Goldfish crackers since 2004 and these goldfish commercials have convinced me and entertained me to play thier games online, and I finally got to do that in 2020 because I've never done that before. I also got to watch the full stories of that series.*

  • @drmaxwellandminecddp1116
    @drmaxwellandminecddp1116 Год назад +7

    Yknow I’ve wondered what these commercials were about as I watched them over the years. Thought about checking out the website one day. Never thought about it being covered on RUclips which is strange because this is exactly the sort of thing to be covered on RUclips.

  • @RubeusRuby
    @RubeusRuby Год назад +7

    Definitely enjoyed VACUUM ARC little me loved the one with glasses and sad when he didn't come back later

  • @tjmoses7384
    @tjmoses7384 Год назад +3

    I my whole life have been obsessed with the lore of the media I consume. And nothing intrigued me more then the gold fish commercials. I was so invested in the story. What’s out there? Where will they go? What will they do? I watched the commercials waiting to know and see more of their world. When I saw the video in my feed I had to watch it. After the dream arc I feel off as I grew up and the commercials lost their luster but I do still remember occasionally seeing them on. Thank you for this video!

  • @Off-colorsign
    @Off-colorsign Год назад +14

    Waiting for one of his intros to just be “Hey guys, currently I’m in hell.” and he just doesn’t elaborate further

  • @frogz
    @frogz Год назад +5

    what the HELL????? i never noticed this lore, someone put effort into this creation! thanks for documenting it

  • @raininghail4049
    @raininghail4049 Год назад +4

    Didn’t even realize this was a new video until I checked the comments! I’m still working through your older videos and just assumed this was another on my homepage. I’m a simple person, I see your videos, I click! Best kind of weird, keep it up

  • @thepines7260
    @thepines7260 Год назад +17

    you could do a video on the history of carrots and still make it engaging, keep up the good work.

  • @acephoenixgamer
    @acephoenixgamer Год назад +23

    Is no one going to mention the Aperture Science logo that implies that the goldfish canonically live in the Half-Life universe?

    • @badbreakingbadvideos
      @badbreakingbadvideos Год назад +1

      I NEED THE TIMESTAMP!!!! Pretty please can i get the timestamp for when it shows up in the video? Or can i get a link to a video where the logo shows up?

    • @acephoenixgamer
      @acephoenixgamer Год назад +4

      @@badbreakingbadvideos It's at 16:30

    • @badbreakingbadvideos
      @badbreakingbadvideos Год назад +2

      @@acephoenixgamer holy hell it IS the aperture logo!

    • @Rukathesoldier
      @Rukathesoldier Год назад +9

      They're using a camera app. That's just the button to take a picture. It looks similar to the aperture logo because they both represent the same thing. A camera aperture.

  • @p3ngu1n55
    @p3ngu1n55 Год назад +12

    “flavor blasting of 2005” makes it sound like a global tragedy

  • @Wingman76
    @Wingman76 Год назад +2

    just got home from my job where i work at peppridge farms packing goldfish in a factory, and this was recommended to me 5 mins after i got home lol thank you

  • @JillInTheBox
    @JillInTheBox Год назад +3

    "Goldfish crackers are famous for being the only snack that smiles back. Unless you're a cannibal; then it's one of two."

  • @Season411
    @Season411 Год назад +2

    I remember watching all those Great Outdoors ads when I was younger and for the record, the viewer input didn't matter. Every single time a new one came out the website had moved on to voting for the next ad after the one that was airing if not the one after *that*.

  • @AidenRKrone
    @AidenRKrone Год назад +8

    The last episode of the series that I remember is IQ helping Gilbert escape the vacuum cleaner by catapulting him out of the bag. That was exciting to watch as a kid.

  • @Thatotherguy1-i7n
    @Thatotherguy1-i7n Год назад +15

    Thank you Chopo you have given my life new meaning

  • @sharktorpedo8106
    @sharktorpedo8106 Год назад +2

    This is so good though. Ngl best documentary I’ve seen for a while. You should do a series on Lucky Charms ads

  • @SWITCHITUPREVIEWS
    @SWITCHITUPREVIEWS Год назад +20

    the snack that steals your soul

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Год назад +3

    I remember there were a ton of games on the website that I used to play sometimes. I remember there was some weird sorta-strategy-puzzle game where the level geometry was made out of building blocks or something.

  • @Nittle69420
    @Nittle69420 7 месяцев назад +2

    I used to tune in to the goldfish ads to keep up with the lore spongebob was the afterthought i was there for the goldfish ads

  • @supernintendochalmers4680
    @supernintendochalmers4680 Год назад +3

    I love when the Choopo video so good is makes anyone watching over my shoulder question my mental health 💖

  • @miguelibarra2396
    @miguelibarra2396 Год назад +12

    The third goldfish lore video I’ve seen

  • @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake
    @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake Год назад +7

    I thought I wasn’t the only one who thought of lore! I wrote some paper and jotted down some lore, noticing high class level goldfish and space travel…

  • @iluvsonicxshadow
    @iluvsonicxshadow Год назад +9

    I had never seen any of these in order; i had no idea the goldfish commercials had THAT many story arcs lmao

  • @Winstar_Animations
    @Winstar_Animations Год назад +45

    Fun fact for me : i didn't eat gold fish crackers 😔 i only eat dry circular crackers that has 80% broken I wonder what it taste like in gold fish crackers

  • @RedLight111
    @RedLight111 Год назад +3

    I’ve been waiting for a video like this all my life. Thank you.

  • @cyborgjonny
    @cyborgjonny Год назад +1

    I’ve needed this video for like 10 years thank you

  • @barfyman-wn3id
    @barfyman-wn3id Год назад +1

    This is channel is so comfy and fun, please keep making more of these silly 2000s retrospectives

  • @rowan404
    @rowan404 Год назад +8

    Plot twist: Jamie took playing with food to a whole new level and this all takes place within his imagination.

  • @takenname8053
    @takenname8053 Год назад +5

    I always thought they smile back because they wanted to die, accepting their fate as they go into my mouth.

  • @TV-8-301
    @TV-8-301 6 месяцев назад +1

    I got pretty invested in these stories as a kid and I never got to see how it ended, so it's good I can finally see what happened!
    Also I did not realize "Gilbert" was a pun until you pointed it out, 15 years later 🙃

  • @saintsaltine3909
    @saintsaltine3909 Год назад +4

    The image of their horrified faces after Gilbert got sucked up has forever been ingrained in my memory

  • @rushink
    @rushink Год назад +5

    We don't have Goldfish Crackers here where I live, so we don't get Goldfish ads
    So what am I doing watching an video all about Goldfish Crackers?
    Shut up, that's what

  • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
    @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 5 месяцев назад +1

    4:05 "The Flavor-Blasting of 2005" *WHEEZE*

  • @ImTired17
    @ImTired17 Год назад +29

    IQ is gay and has a crush on Gilbert. Fight me.

  • @MrBenMcLean
    @MrBenMcLean Год назад +5

    Was watching this while filling out my InstaCart order this morning and when I heard about dipping the pretzel goldfish in white qeso, I thought I'd give it a try.
    I will say that the flavor is alright but the little fish shaped pretzels are ultimately too small for dipping in qeso.
    I would recommend normal pretzel sticks over these pretzel Goldfish.

  • @Henw1
    @Henw1 Год назад +7

    Always a good day when you upload💕💕

  • @sighingsaichania7033
    @sighingsaichania7033 3 месяца назад

    Thank you! I will be doing this soon. I love poptropica and want to replay it again, especially the old islands! As for my favorite island, probably Cryptids island, but there are so many to choose from!

  • @harryplor9796
    @harryplor9796 2 месяца назад +1

    I remember the great outdoors and camping arcs

  • @Astartofthepizzaempire
    @Astartofthepizzaempire 7 месяцев назад +1

    14:25 this is absolutely my favorite part

  • @marlyozz458
    @marlyozz458 Год назад +1

    I couldn’t focus for a second because of the club penguin pizza parlor song playing right off the bat. Also this is the lore I didn’t know I needed.

  • @trollsansofficial
    @trollsansofficial Год назад +1

    "in the friendship sandwich he's the cement"
    "The vacuum is the coolest villain in the series"
    "Unless you're a cannibal, then it's one of two"

  • @DaddySann1776
    @DaddySann1776 8 месяцев назад

    14:18 is the best part 😂 after the mass story overload it was just so perfectly timed 🔥

  • @Minal_Aurapine
    @Minal_Aurapine Год назад +4

    It had been a thought of mine to cover this in a video since I was 9

  • @Pc_Guy368
    @Pc_Guy368 11 месяцев назад +1

    I remember goldfish movie maker where you chose if you launch a dinosaur off a cliff or "try" to juggle everything.

  • @peety0792
    @peety0792 Год назад +6

    I refuse for this man to not talk about doc mcstuffins, so I shall keep trying

  • @valrend7374
    @valrend7374 3 месяца назад

    I’ve unironically wanted to know the full story of this for years, but never felt like uncovering it myself, so thank you very much

  • @samanthakayf
    @samanthakayf Год назад +3

    your comedic timing is on point
    my fave moments were
    14:30
    11:52
    15:58
    18:19

  • @madnesdoes
    @madnesdoes Год назад +1

    You are the most entertaining stick figure I've ever seen on the internet and I should know I've seen a lot of internet stick figures

  • @pocodyess6050
    @pocodyess6050 3 месяца назад +1

    15:08 the picture of fat guy in box makes me keel over in laughter every time i see it

  • @JamboreeBlackberry
    @JamboreeBlackberry Год назад +7

    This is more complex than the whole Marvel lore

  • @1colonelsanders
    @1colonelsanders Год назад +4

    ♪Snap that child's back♫
    Goldfish!

  • @torrieturner
    @torrieturner Год назад +6

    Goldfish will forever be the best snack ever

  • @Orion582
    @Orion582 Год назад +2

    damn i love seeing overcomplicated lore on things i don't know

  • @lonelygoat2716
    @lonelygoat2716 Год назад +3

    I can’t believe Xtreme is the snack cracker version of Green Day

  • @batxkissed
    @batxkissed Год назад +3

    Now all we need is MatPat making a game theory on this lore lol

  • @destroyedfile
    @destroyedfile Год назад +4

    can’t believe matpat stole this idea! HE DIDNT EVEN GO INTO VACUUM ARC!

  • @adampikus
    @adampikus Год назад +6

    LETS GET THIS MAN TO 100K!

  • @gamalicus
    @gamalicus Год назад

    Okay cool video, but that Drawn to Life song close to the end is just pure nostalgia!

  • @Paya-hx6eu
    @Paya-hx6eu Год назад

    thank god you made this these ads and the magazine ads always interested me when i was in elementary school

  • @mostlikelysmarterthanyou5031
    @mostlikelysmarterthanyou5031 Год назад +10

    Can't believe Matpat stole your idea of a goldfish lore video to think he'd do something like that

  • @shyguyawesomeshow8809
    @shyguyawesomeshow8809 Год назад +4

    The snack that smiles back goldfish !

  • @internetburial
    @internetburial Год назад +3

    vaccum arc the best arc

  • @wakawakatakeover
    @wakawakatakeover Год назад +6

    So after you mentioned the Goldfish crackers having a fanbase... I just HAD to know if there was Goldfish crackers fanfiction out there. Turns out that there is! And these stories certainly sound... Interesting...?
    Half of the Goldfish Crackers fanfiction on AO3 contain sexually explicit content. There are a total of 4 Goldfish Cracker fanfiction on AO3. Brooke seems to be the most popular character. Also one of the summaries for these fics says, and I quote, "there are a bunch of goldfish crackers doing crack in 1945 and uh shit just happens like racism" Well... That certainly is something!

  • @KennyFrierson
    @KennyFrierson Год назад +4

    The restraint to only give a few goldfish with a fish pun name

  • @peppaprincess2843
    @peppaprincess2843 Год назад +1

    This will not make me stop eating as many gold fish as I can at the same time

  • @jayderenninger4175
    @jayderenninger4175 9 месяцев назад +2

    Vacuum arc predicted driftveil city becoming a meme like 6 months later

  • @lithiumumprobably
    @lithiumumprobably Год назад +1

    Gilbert was the best character and will always be my favorite character

  • @Chubby_Bub
    @Chubby_Bub Год назад +2

    When I clicked on this video, my mind suddenly contained only a single word. The vestigial childhood memories of these cheesy snack commercials have manifested themselves to me in this form: Gilbert