The Disturbing Dystopia of The Charmin Bears
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- Опубликовано: 22 мар 2024
- The funny cartoon fella aggressively rambles about the toilet paper bears for twelve and a half minutes after hitting his head too hard on his end table!
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The Disturbing Dystopia of The Charmin Bears 
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i can't believe he didn't even bring up the fact that there is a bear TSA which implies that in the charmin universe, they had a bear 9/11
That's probably why we don't see the orange bear
Dear lord
Does that mean they have Oso-ma bear Ladin?
@karathewolfsfanficchannel933 yes. And the implications of terrorists means there is bear hate groups. If there's bear hate groups, bear nazis would be implicated to be canon.
@@karathewolfsfanficchannel933a not so oso amistoso
Sir this is is Wendy's.
I’m really hungry I would like some Wendy’s
@@shannontruitt8667
Not with their price gouging.
THEN GIVE ME THE DAMN TOILET PAPER!!!
Oh sorry, I’m that case can I get a orange dreamsicle frosty?
1000th like :)
THIS is the type of satirical conspiracy theories I wish there were more of. No despair, rage, nor paranoia, just laughter at the sheer intentional stupidity.
Shut up
IDK, he seemed pretty paranoid
Oh yeah, there’s also Charmin ultra gentle, which implies there are green bears somewhere, but they’re never shown. This adds a whole new layer of madness to this already insane conspiracy. I love it so much.
Libertarians
Could be representing the Green Party lol
Not the green bears
The green bears were victims of genocide sadly.
I’ve seen a commercial with green bears once
They acted a lot like the blue bears
Orange bear dad was a labor organizer that died under mysterious circumstances in the 80s
Here before 1 million
He burned down the babies but burnt himself in the process
Rip 🙏
The bite of 87!?
@@khristoosmoove8087 aren’t we all
I just realized that these commercials are an epitome of the joke “Does a bear shit in the woods?”
And then they left the woods, and nothing made sense anymore.
The answer: "Yes but not always."
I thought it was a play on the word bare butt like bear butt lol
Yeah but these are domesticated bears
That’s what it was at the start, now it’s kinda just that they’re bears.
The line "Is there nationwide segregation in the Charmin Bears universe?" immediately filled me with a terror I have not experienced since Brian David Gilbert's "Oh my god they're civilians"
"The world is at my finger tips, you said I couldn't do it, but it's all up from here" This implies choopo is talking to someone behind the camera.
*We're not the intended audience*
I read that as he said it
Maybe it's the lil eyes guy in the floor who >:('d when he got to that part
Orange Dad isn't at work, Orange Dad when to get the toilet paper and never came back. THAT'S why the Oranges don't like talking about toilet paper as much.
Died in toilet paper mines
@@BreadBreadx4katniss ahh backstory
Its like the plot of Coco but with toilet paper instead of music.
Died in the bear 9/11
omg are the orange bears a stereotypical black family with a single mother?
Choopo can make the weirdest consiparcy theory out of anything and still make it sound realistic.
true
Quite possibly the next matpat
@@true_drip_masterfr
@@true_drip_master he is the one to fill the matpat shaped holes in our hearts
the most powerful power
My theory about the orange bears is that they are a minority hated by both blue AND red bears and are a sort of outcasts. This would explain why they are so poor because they are discriminated against and kept that way by the blue and red bears that rule over them.
Imagine someone reading the comment without context. 💀
Was there bear slavery
Damn, Charmin really implied that there was once a bearrorist
This comment is destroying me for absolutely no good reason 💀
“What’s wrong with you… why are you blue??”
Da ba dee da baa dae
That’s such a red bear thing to say
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
THAT'S MY ATTACK.
@@pepsimaaaaaaaaaan that translates to There is no day there
So basically that one Rabbids episode where they solve racism.
what about ultra gentle?? are there green bears?? did they all die out???
I saw that too and was so confused like WHO ARE YOU? Ive never heard of gentle only strong/ soft.
I can answer this. If the two bear families are American political parties. Then green must be third party. And the third party candidates don't matter.
There's also a purple one that is just labeled as soft, are those the same as the blue ones or is there another species
@@jamesrgamesoffical maybe a SUBspecies, since they're both "soft"???
@@harpywarpyowo is there just gentle/hard bears?
Choopo really is becoming the new MatPat, he's already losing his sanity
Whatever make you think he was ever sane?
"Is there nation wide segregation in the Charmin bears universe?" is a sentence I neve thought that I would hear in my lifetime.
Me neither
A bear family that loves toilet papers has lore???
Everything has lore nowadays. Accept it
Anything can have lore if you want it to. You dont need any concrete evidence, as long as theres any incosintent crumbs of world building you can grab on to for the dear life and go on from that, just like Choppo does.@@ilmarilah1195
@@ilmarilah1195 NOOOO! I refuse! 🧑🌾 🔥
@@ericah6546🧙♂️
choopo is not ok and has been prescribed therapy for 3 years, and I think that might not be enough
Edit: Umm 1K!?!??!?!?!??!
Problem is that he can't risk going to therapy as the Italians are still hunting him for the pasta breaking incident because his therapist's wife is Italian
@@aaronmccullers384 this makes sense
Therapy won't help. What will help is him making a Space Chimps video, though.
I was just about to ask
"BIG TOILET DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!"- some schizophrenic
Okay but can we all agree that those early hand drawn bear commercials were WAY more charming than the stilted CGI ones in the present? They didn’t have to go so hard on the storybook watercolor style but they really did…
12:24 HE CAN TURN AROUND??????? HE HAS TWO SIDES THE CCU (choppo cinematic universe) IS EXPANDING
When he turns back around his body doesn't even move, so that means he turned his head all the way around like an owl
choppo
I like how its ALL CAPS except for "choppo cinematic universe," it makes it read like you randomly calmed down mid-sentence and whispered that part or something XD
It’s 3am. I’ve never heard of these bears. You bet your ass I’m watching this
POLITICS??!?!?
TEAM FORTRESS 2??!?!?
Dude. Please go to sleep
You never heard of Charmin?
@@pokepoke1889 Bro, I'm a Pole, who tf is Charmin, we got our ant Regina here
What if it’s a timeline? Orange while they’re poor, red while they’re middle class after father bear gets that promotion, blue when he becomes the boss and his mom comes to live with them and they bring grandma to live with them and she brings the blue tp causing the family to go feral for it. idk about the brown bears, but holy fuck as I was typing this suddenly the bears became republicans what is this whiplash.
Knowing that 3 companies control all of the toilet paper industry, along with 80% of the world not even USING toilet paper
Like, holy shit he’s onto something
Thirteen minutes of a stickman diluting into madness because of bears who like toilet paper
Perfection
Choopo is not some theorist. Dudes the best historian we’ve got.
I cannot believe people have overlooked the quality of Flushed Away and TF2 meme culture in its connection to the President Election.
Oh yeah you better believe I subscribed. This man is probably the only one who could dig up Cap’n Crunch’s murky past as a ruthless law forsaken pirate
I love how the little creature / eyes in the hole get upset when Choopo starts yelling about TF2 before leaving and inevitably knocking him out. That is an accurate reaction to have when watching Choopo. And on that note, I can't tell if Choopo is going more insane by the days, or if I am, because this idea makes sense in a very stupid way.
My face progressively got more 😟 as the video went on 😂😂
This video is the reason I found out I’d Mandela Effect-ed myself into believing there were also purple Charmin bears
Good I'm not the only one
There will be soon. The daughter of the blue bears will marry Sven of the red family. And their cubs will be purple.
@@tsubakiofmelancholy6297 but doesn’t each color hate one another
@@EMMATHEPOKEMONFAN2023 It will be a Romeo and Juliet type scenario. Just no offing themselves.
The meet the Robinsons city in the thumbnail made me FREAK OUT number one best movie EVER
This video has got serious "Grubhub is a Jimmy Neutron sequel" vibes
I love it
X2, that's the only thing going through my mind besides "this is probably the peak of single video theory insanity", the only thing to make this statement better is the company sending him TF2 merch or something like that
(Idk if I wrote that right I'm spanish)
Ngl the pacing of this video is better than loads of movies that I've seen. The TF2 reveal had my mouth on the floor! And with 'right behind you' playing, mwah.
"That Bear Is a spy!!"
"Yes"
I have no proof of this, but my theory is that these bears were invented in a brainstorming session about toilet paper and somebody asked, “Does a bear shit in the woods?”
I can't imagine being someone who's never played TF2 and constantly seeing it brought up in the most random contexts
I was for a while but all the exposure mad m a fan
That's me
@@shadowmaster4260ill just point this out for you. Choopo says the thing about fighting over useless stuff. In tf2 they are fighting over gravel.
@@somethingclever4297 that actually helped alot thx I thought it was some colour war for dominance
@@shadowmaster4260 well it still is war of red vs blue (or blu. As it's called in game.) it's just that they are fighting over the gravel.
I always knew those bears were up to something
Wait till they make a green bear for the Ultra Gentle green branding.
CONSPIRACY THEORY: The Browns represent the greens, which would be the green party. A bear green party would mean that they are more closely related to normal bears, so thats why they are brown, because they havemt gone as far as to do US politics.
I really enjoyed the minimal wispy art style of the first commercial. It's like when they're trying to portray something as a flashback
New 3 video ideas:
1:The bizarre lore of bloons td 6
2:The history of geometry dash updates
3:Weird versions of mickey mouse
Monkey game
Honestly a video about the Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse version would be a great fit for this channel!
The bloons one would defenitly go crazy
Ranking every Papa's Customer by breedability
@@Chuppi_2 WHAT THE FU-
I know that choopo goes insane sometimes, but this is one that might actually make him disappear.
If they want to make Choopo disappear maybe he's actually telling the true and we are the insane ones for not being able to comprehend.
6:56 i have almost never laughed this hard give this dude a fucking voice acting gig
This is the most invested I’ve ever been in a conspiracy theory about a ads of a toilet paper brand that doesn’t even exist in my country
The charmin bears are TF2
Toilet paper will never be the same again
THE "HI EVERYBODY IM NOT EVEN DOING AN INTRO TODAY" GOT ME LMAOOOOOOO
i watched that part like 10 times XD
11:27 is that a GREEN bear!? On the toilet paper behind Grandma 🧐🤯
Oh, no.
Don’t tell him.
Why WOULDN'T I tell him!? It adds a whole new dimensional layer to the plot. 🤭
So we are just gonna ignore the fact the he connects tf2 to charmin and the government
Listen man.....if the Charmin bears can make Valve notice tf2 again...I'll take it
so true bestie
7:03 “I shit you not” 😂
I really hope the marketing team gets a hold of this and either continues the lore or make a new ad that turns all of this onto its head and ruins the theory lmao
a birthday video for me from my favorite little guy?? amazing
Happy birthday🎉
happy birthday prince arden #2,146 🎉😁
yooo birthday twins!!🎉 happy birthday to you as well
Funny stickman talks about cartoon bears obsessed with toilet paper
With a side of normal, totally LOGICAL theories™
I love ultra soft, I'll never go back to any other toilet paper. They simply couldn't compare. You haven't lived until you've smothered yourself in the soft cuddly goodness that is Charmin Ultra Soft... And remember, Papa Bear is watching. 👀
When choopo said red vs blue I immediately knew where it was going
THE CHOOPO IS DEAD
I find it funny that the Charmin Bears have a similar atire to Team Fortress 2 which gives me the excuse of calling it "Team Fortress 2: Bear Furry edition: NOW with 110% more ASS"
actually my new favorite video on youtube, thank you for this
11:45 his comparison really made me go "dear god..."
there’s more
@@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay no
I starve to have this level of passion for things
As someone who's been hyperfixated on tf2 for the last 3 weeks, that ending really caught me by surprise, but as soon as he said "red vs blue" with thag specific music, I knew where it was going.
For real though, a family member and I just started realizing that their are blue and red bears. We always thought they were just blue; but we started noticing the commercials switch back and forth, from blue to red and vice versa, almost weekly on cable. (Cable rules)
That realization on top of your point that they represent the political parties, and it's an election year, has blown my mind and opened up the truth that even what I use to wipe with has to have a political standing.
But keep with me.
Bears equal TP to which we use to wipe our shit?
AND the bears equal politics?
Politics equal shit.
Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk. ❤
I will admit, the the Internet's obsession with bears that are obsessed with toilet paper is funny. But it is kinda weird how obsessed those bears are, like I think I would avoid coming over if some family was just hugging their toilet paper even when doing things like playing video games. Like what kind of traumatic event makes you hug toilet paper as like a coping mechanism?
Covid 2020
9:07 why isn’t there a green family.
I do agree that this universe is representitive of American politics. I think orange represents the Libertarian Party. They probably didn't go with yellow because it's too bright. The brown bears are probably centrists. They don't really care what kind of Charmin they get. They love it all.
This feels like Choopo forgot to bring his phone to the toilet and the quietness sent him into psychosis mid-push.
I mean, the metanarrative of red vs blue means that, in theory both the Charmin bears and TF2 could be telling us how meaningless the US electoral system is, and that the divide between red and blue will never cease unless they become less extreme.
Just a thought tho
Who knew that Toilet paper can bring the crazy out of someone. By the way, I hope choopo makes a video about M&M's.
Every video he makes he gets more and more insane
Choopo could convince me i wasn't even born, everything he says has got me like "hmm he kinda got a point."
Sir a letter came in, it says: “I can’t tell you how but, this all ties into the toilet paper math”
Tf2 X Charmin Bear is something I never knew I wanted.
I think the reds turn orange and still probably support the reds, even if the reds don't want, and don't care about the oranges
This is the kind of deep dive today I needed. I KNEW THESE BEARS WERE OUT THERE LIVING HUMBLY AMONG US LIKE THE INCREDIBLES NOT ASKING FOR ANY NOTORIETY YET EXISTING BRAVELY IN ANONYMITY... among us, yet rarely noticed... _BUT WHERE!?!?!?!_
I will never rest until I find out
Truly taking after our beloved grampa pat, Mat would be so proud ;w;
First time on your channel and I have to say this is my kind of unhinged rant.
Subscribed, keep up the good work.
Just wait until they introduce green bears.
I swear if I end up making literal *charmin bear* OCs and headcanons because of this video-
This video really made me feel like I was being yelled at with the insane babbling of a troubled man, whilst being held hostage, an overall divine experience, thank you choopo
4:35 So an alternate universe of the same family?
wake up baby, choochoo poopoo uploaded
I work at a grocery store. During the pandemic I had this old guy who came in almost everyday. It was at the time all the toilet paper was gone, like not one roll was on the shelves. He would complain every dang day. One day he came in and was sooo mad we didn’t have any and growled in my face” why the hell is there STILL no damn toilet paper???” I said, “well from what I have seen, the bears are too busy waving their underwear around to get into the warehouse to make toilet paper “ That was the last day of harassment from that old man. God I love those Charmen bears!! ❤
I’m dying 😂 this is wonderful.
Nooooo!
They shot him!!
Didnt know bears, toilet paper and poop made tf2
Well before The Charmin Bears and even The Babies, the mascot of Charmin was a man named Mr. Whiffle. A neurotic busy body who's job was to prevent people from squeezing the packages of Charmin. You see Charmin is so dang soft and squishy, people can't resist squeezing it.
when the theory community needed someone most, choopo stepped in, prepared to fill the hole matpat made.
You’ve become one of my favorite RUclipsrs nowadays
I LOVE how he got shot with a dart at the end just as he was going to explain the last bit xD
Holy Sharmin, he’s right
toilet paper lore?!?!?!
Wait THERE IS CHOOPO LORE?!? What I mean by this is choopo refers to someone as "he" vaguely and there is a pair of eyes spying on choopo which is a recurring thing in these videos so we need to find more lore
If this gets taken down, it’s canon
i LOVE the fact that youre switching up the format, i was so invested the whole way through lmfao
4:50
is it possible that the "Ultra Soft" commercial take place earlier in the timeline when Grandma Bear was still alive?
Choopo, I only found you this week, and you’re one of my favorite RUclipsrs now. I have a couple things to say to you:
1) Hell yeah.
2) Fuck yeah.
Thank you more making this, I didn’t know how badly I needed to see a vid about this 😂
Fucin love this channel already. Subbed.
4:30 this image is such a flashbang
0:30 what's funny about this is that 20th century fox used to be a division of a company called 21st century fox
Ok, about that house. They stalk a redhead family, kill them, move into their house. Paint themselves red.
“Omg honey is that a bear?”
“No darling, that just the neighbor, they really need to shave.”
Eventually, they convince all the other bears to do the same, and the bears erase society, and it’s just bears. As for the other colors, either the couldn’t settle on a color after wiping out all humans, or it’s a shaggy shirt situation.
Now that I think about it, each bear color is a different family, and that there are probably green and purple bears somewhere.